Official Board Character Thread

[mikeyboy]

I'm willing to concede that this may very well be a grave, grave error in judgment, but c'mon, you know you want to dust off all of your board characters and get them back in circulation.  Do it in this thread - the only place where board characters rule.  One caveat -- if these little figments of your imagination start invading other threads we will hunt them down and execute them with extreme prejudice.

[Don Stugots]

what is a board character and how do i get one?

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Time to come clean.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm Sheepy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BoxyBrown]

<p>Boxy sez....</p><p>this is his time to shine, FOOLS!</p>

[EndangeredFeces]

<p>Mic check....1,2,1,2.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Am I technically a board character?</p>

[reeshy]

If Mr. Bad Touch shows up....I'm kicking his ass!!!!!!!!<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm going to put a bounty on Waddles' head.

[SnoogansBrain]

Dude, I could really go for some Corn Pops.

[MissGradenko]

<p>Where's Emeril Dice?!</p><p>TEE HEE!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i've never used a 'board character' but i did have my &quot;imaginary UM i mean real&quot; &nbsp;friend </p><p>&nbsp; the Weathercutioner</p><p><img height="94" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/we/52/38.gif" width="114" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I miss him!</p>

[suggums]

wheres funkman with his god of iron<br />

[narc]

Ron does all these characters right? Even me.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />wheres funkman with his god of iron<br /><p>it's kind of funny because Brian really thinks you don't believe he is the guy in LordOfIron's avatar and he wants to prove it by taking a pic of him and me and posting it.&nbsp;&nbsp; he has spent&nbsp;practically his whole life&nbsp;working out and it is what he's into and defenitely looks great.&nbsp; </p><p>we don't hang out outside work and work together very little but we usually have a good time when working together.</p><p>like anyone else who is a member of the board, if you get too into yourself you're gonna get called on it and goofed on a little bit, no matter what it is...</p>

[MHasegawa]

Ron Mexico, Rodney Harrison and Rick James need to come out of hiding<br />

[SatCam]

Last time I checked, fuck and asshole were banned...

[JohnnyCakes]

<font size="5">I WANT A BIG ITALIAN <strong><font size="7">COCK!!!!</font></strong></font><br />

[Kobe8]

Hey - where's the bar?

[Kobe8]

<p>Miss Gradenko - how about you and I ditch this party and go watch the submarine races down at the Gowanus canal?</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i'm fatback.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and frenchie.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by evedder on 6-5-06 @ 11:34 PM</span>

[Kobe8]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i'm fatback.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and frenchie.&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by evedder on 6-5-06 @ 11:34 PM</span> <p>Yeah? And I'm an alcoholic.&nbsp; You're at the wrong meeting pal.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Kobe8</strong> wrote:<p>Yeah? And I'm an alcoholic. You're at the wrong meeting pal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what am i missing?&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Kobe8</strong> wrote: <p>Yeah? And I'm an alcoholic. You're at the wrong meeting pal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what am i missing?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the short bus... unlike KOBE</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Kobe8</strong> wrote: <p>Yeah? And I'm an alcoholic. You're at the wrong meeting pal.</p><p> </p><p>what am i missing? </p><p> </p><p>the short bus... unlike KOBE</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it
really irritates me that i am missing this joke.&nbsp; oh well, let me
go back and make fun of the iron god so i can feel superior again.&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Kobe8</strong> wrote: <p>Yeah? And I'm an alcoholic. You're at the wrong meeting pal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what am i missing? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the short bus... unlike KOBE</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it really irritates me that i am missing this joke.&nbsp; oh well, let me go back and make fun of the iron god so i can feel superior again.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>he's in character with his avatar guy.&nbsp;tony clifton is&nbsp;his name but insults and crass are his game</p><p>i think?</p><p>not doing a bad job either...</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Kobe8</strong> wrote: <p>Yeah? And I'm an alcoholic. You're at the wrong meeting pal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what am i missing?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Your alternate screen name sgossard.</p>

[narc]

Can I be East Side Dave?

[Judge Smails]

<p>I really miss Chip Carter . . . Bitches!</p><p><img src="http://www.wtvt.com/Images/bio_carterC.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>JohnnyCakes</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="5">I WANT A BIG ITALIAN <strong><font size="7">COCK!!!!</font></strong></font><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>OK Let me guess. Jennatalia?&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>sorry.&nbsp; i'm quite happy with my irish-norweigan cock.&nbsp; </p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sorry.&nbsp; i'm quite happy with my irish-norweigan cock.&nbsp; </p><p>I wish I could think of a reason to use this line a conversation, and not sound gay.</p>

[Kobe8]

<p>HEY!&nbsp; If you're not a board character get your real-life ass out of here.&nbsp; </p>

[Furtherman]

<p><img height="227" src="http://www.timelessmyths.com/arthurian/gallery/merlin.jpg" width="176" border="0" /></p><p>I SUMMON THEE WEATHERCUTIONER!!!!&nbsp; RAIN HAVOC UPON THEE CHARACTERS!!!!</p>

[Ted_Macintosh]

<p>I'm here for your souls.</p><p><img height="255" src="http://www.aresluna.org/attached/pics/computerhistory/articles/macintoshbytereview/photo1.big.jpg" width="182" border="0" /></p><p>The Mac is back. Oregon Trail today, Oregon Trail tomorrow, Oregon Trail forever!!!!!</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Am I technically a board character?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character... </p></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www-utenti.dsc.unibo.it/~grandini/ig/images/Mr-Wolf.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Nipsey]

<p>Milk, milk, lemonade.</p><p>Around the corner, chocolate's made.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Nipsey on 6-6-06 @ 2:17 PM</span>

[Rutger__Hauer]

<p>That's R - u - t - g - e - r - _ - _ - H - a - u - e - r , bitches.</p>

[JohnnyCakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Rutger__Hauer</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That's R - u - t - g - e - r - _ - _ - H - a - u - e - r , bitches.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">CAN I SUCK YOUR <strong><font size="7">COCK?!?!?</font></strong></font> <br /></p>

[F1Gm3nT]

<p>um... yeah... Im still not eggers</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by F1Gm3nT on 6-6-06 @ 4:44 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<strong>F1Gm3nT</strong> wrote:<br /><p>um... yeah... Im still not eggers</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by F1Gm3nT on 6-6-06 @ 4:44 PM</span> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You forgot to capitalize the first&nbsp;letter of your sentence, and the proper noun. You also left out the period.</font></strong></p><p>This message was edited by the GrammarLovingTruckDriver on 6-6-06 @ 7:32 PM</p>

[narc]

Can I be Jenna's Irish-Norwegian cock, and then JohnnyCakes can suck me?<br>
<p>
No homo.

[Reephdweller]

<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You also left out the period.</font></strong><p><img height="273" src="http://www.snafu-comics.com/tampon_tag/tampon.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

[parkway_jesus]

I Prey on people!

[Beefy_Grey]

<p>What's cooking?</p>

[JohnnyCakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Can I be Jenna's Irish-Norwegian cock, and then JohnnyCakes can suck me?<br />
<p>
No homo.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">RIGHT AFTER ME AND MY BURLY FIRE FIGHTER CHUMS SAVE A KITTY FROM THAT BURNING TREE ON VERMONT AVENUE, I'LL SUCK YOUR <font size="7"><strong>COCK!!!!!!!!</strong></font></font> <br /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="227" src="http://www.timelessmyths.com/arthurian/gallery/merlin.jpg" width="176" border="0" /></p><p>I SUMMON THEE WEATHERCUTIONER!!!!&nbsp; RAIN HAVOC UPON THEE CHARACTERS!!!!</p><p>Just remember:</p><p>His Cloud&nbsp;Is Cumulus And Not Humorous, Ominous Not Harmonious</p><p>Betray him and you will feel the heat of his bolt and the sting of his clap...</p>

[drizzle]

<img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b233/robustblood/whoisthedrizzle.jpg" border="0" />

[RonMexico]

Johnnycakes, would you suck my dick....even with that sore on it?<br />

[spoon-fn-rules]

Where's&nbsp; Duke?

[JohnnyCakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>parkway_jesus</strong> wrote:<br />I Prey on people!<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">JESUS, DO YOU HATE ME BECAUSE I LIKE TO SUCK <font size="7"><strong>COCK!?!?</strong></font></font> <br /></p>

[JerryFalwell1]

You people are still up to your horrible ways? I'm appauled, quite frankly, at the behavior of everyone here. Especially that Spoon fella<br />

[JohnnyCakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>RonMexico</strong> wrote:<br />Johnnycakes, would you suck my dick....even with that sore on it?<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">OF COURSE I WOULD! I LOVE THE <strong><font size="7">COCK!!!!!</font></strong></font></p><p><font size="5">BUT DON'T BE SENDING OUT THE SIGNALS IF YOU DON'T MEAN IT!!!!!!</font> <br /></p>

[RICK_JAMES]

IM GONNA TIE YOU ALL UP IN MY BASEMENT, BITCHES<br />

[JohnnyCakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>RICK_JAMES</strong> wrote:<br />IM GONNA TIE YOU ALL UP IN MY BASEMENT, BITCHES<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">AND THEN I CAN SUCK YOUR <strong><font size="7">COCK!!!!!!!!!</font></strong></font> <br /></p>

[K.R.I.K.O.R.]

<p>The time has come for the rise of k.r.i.k.o.r.</p><p>we&nbsp;shall rule the world. meeting after little league practice saturday 12:30pm meadowwood park weeds behind the boat house. </p>

[Snoogans]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="postbody">meadowwood park weeds behind the boat house.</span>&nbsp;</p><p>you'll show us your dark secrets?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>around the lake tonight, by my side&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

Can I be the weathercutioner?

[Lindy]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">Excuse me.&nbsp; Can you give me information on how to find the&nbsp;Make Believe Ballroom?&nbsp; </font></p>

[Reephdweller]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Can I be the weathercutioner? <p>There can only be ONE weathercutioner!</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.osirusonline.com/funkman-sig.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Can I be the weathercutioner? <p>Foolish mortal!&nbsp; He will strike you down for such blasphemy!&nbsp; You see the rain outside today?&nbsp; That's NOTHING.&nbsp; In fact, he most likely did that while he was sleeping?&nbsp; </p><p>Ever heard of Zeus, god of weather?&nbsp; </p><p>Thor,&nbsp;god of thunder?</p><p>Pussies.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The Weathercutioner will eat your soul.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Can I be the weathercutioner? <p>Foolish mortal!&nbsp; He will strike you down for such blasphemy!&nbsp; You see the rain outside today?&nbsp; That's NOTHING.&nbsp; In fact, he most likely did that while he was sleeping?&nbsp; </p><p>Ever heard of Zeus, god of weather?&nbsp; </p><p>Thor,&nbsp;god of thunder?</p><p>Pussies.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The Weathercutioner will eat your soul.</p><p>Mama put my guns in the ground<br />I can't shoot them anymore<br />That cold black cloud is comin' down<br />Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door<br /></p>

[Anakin]

<font size="5">Liar!, you are with him, you brought Funkman here to kill me!</font>

[Anakin]

<font size="4">YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER, OF MEDIOCRE ACTING AND A GIRLISH WHINY VOICE!</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Anakin</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="5">Liar!, you are with him, you brought Funkman here to kill me!</font> <p>NO! You are&nbsp;new and innocent, welcome to the board and for you you get a nice soft white powder puffy puppy schnauzer(sp?) cloud</p><p><img src="http://marikit.net/christine/wp-images/puppy-dog-cloud-DSC02259a.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>but if you slip up? OH BOY!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Kobe8]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Anakin</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="5">Liar!, you are with him, you brought Funkman here to kill me!</font> <p>NO! You are&nbsp;new and innocent, welcome to the board and for you you get a nice soft white powder puffy puppy schnauzer(sp?) cloud</p><p><img src="http://marikit.net/christine/wp-images/puppy-dog-cloud-DSC02259a.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>but if you slip up? OH BOY!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Don't fuck with the Weathercutioner kid, he'll&nbsp;mess you up.&nbsp; He's badass.</p>

[reeshy]

He's not kidding...when Weathercutioner shows up....I shit my pants!!!!!!!!<br />

[cockphoto]

I'll come to the rescue.&nbsp; I'm good like that.

[fatsohockeyjrsy]

i enjoy all holes

[Crippler]

<p>you'll show us your dark secrets?</p><p>around the lake tonight, by my side</p><p>So help me, Jesus!&nbsp; Great...now that song won't be in my head all fuckin' day.</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I rather enjoy soot.</font></em></strong>

[mikeyboy]

<p>Bump</p><p>We haven't heard from the characters in a while.</p>

[SteveC]

<em><font size="6"><font color="#ff00ff">R</font><font color="#ff0000">A</font><font color="#ffff00">Z</font><font color="#00ffff">Z</font><font color="#33cccc">L</font><font color="#cc99ff">E</font> <font color="#ff0000">D<font color="#ff00ff">A</font></font><font color="#00ccff">Z</font><font color="#ffff00">Z</font><font color="#cc99ff">L</font><font color="#33cccc">E</font><font color="#ff00ff">!</font><font color="#ffff00">!</font><font color="#ff0000">!</font><font color="#00ffff">!</font><font color="#cc99ff">!</font><font color="#33cccc">!</font><br /></font></em>

[Gaia]

BOXY I LOVE YOU!!!

[GvacNoMore]

Having more than one board name is stupid.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by GvacNoMore on 12-10-06 @ 5:11 PM</span>

[johnniewalker]

Miss S.A.S.A.&nbsp; and what was the deal with that Grey Hoodie

[BoxyBrown]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />BOXY I LOVE YOU!!! <p>Awwwww Yea honey!</p><p>Come to Boxy.&nbsp; I'm gonna love you&nbsp;until all the lovin' in the world is gone.</p><p>Mmmmmmmmm, can you hang with that?</p>

[DeathMetalMatty]

I LIVE AGAIN!!!!

[MissGradenko]

<strong>Kobe8</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Miss Gradenko - how about you and I ditch this party and go watch the submarine races down at the Gowanus canal?</p><p>I don't know about you Kobe8.&nbsp; You talk the talk, but I doubt you can walk the walk.</p>

[Gvac]

I miss Frank Black.

[Dougie Brootal]

<p><img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Bump.jpg" border="0" width="800" height="512" /></p><p>busybeeman, im looking in your direction, player.</p>

[Don Stugots]

marc with a c, no way he is real.&nbsp;

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />marc with a c, no way he is real.&nbsp; <p>no way jose. he's fo real</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />marc with a c, no way he is real. <p>no way jose. he's fo real</p><p>&nbsp;i am real and so is my chest hair.&nbsp; </p>

[Kobe8]

<strong>MissGradenko</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kobe8</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Miss Gradenko - how about you and I ditch this party and go watch the submarine races down at the Gowanus canal?</p><p>I don't know about you Kobe8.&nbsp; You talk the talk, but I doubt you can walk the walk.</p><p>Listen sweet tits, I don't need you.&nbsp; I was doing you a favor by asking.&nbsp; Go back to your tea-cozy collection and your 37 cats and realize that you passed up the opportunity of a lifetime.</p>

[CptFeathersword]

<p>G'day everyone! Captain Feathersword here. I'm a friendly pirate. I like to spend my day singing and dancing with my friends The Wiggles, and making my other little friends all around the world happy. I have a big feathery sword with which I like to tickle people for some good fun.</p><p>I just wanted to say hi to all my friends at RonFez.net!&nbsp;</p>

[Nipsey]

<p>Friendly pirates are best of all.</p><p>Come and tickle Nipsey's balls.</p>

[GvacNoMore]

Where's my peeps?

[sheepy's fart]

board characters stink

[I Am The Lord Your God]

Sheepy's fart speaketh the truth.

[ralphbxny]

I am not a board character!!

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison told bitches. And bitches laughed. Now what bitches. Jacksonville who? BRING RODNEY HARRISON A PIECE OF ELI MANNING. PLEASE.

Guess what. Rodney Harrison guarantee we win this week too. That's right. Merriman could take all the steroids from Rodney Harrison's dealer and San Diego still be gettin pissed on.

Speakin of, Rodney Harrison be a little creeped out that there is a picture of a man pissing on a man's bare ass at this place. You guys called Rodney Harrison a bitch. What now

[ShawnMerriman]

Rodney Harrison told bitches. And bitches laughed. Now what bitches. Jacksonville who? BRING RODNEY HARRISON A PIECE OF ELI MANNING. PLEASE.

Guess what. Rodney Harrison guarantee we win this week too. That's right. Merriman could take all the steroids from Rodney Harrison's dealer and San Diego still be gettin pissed on.

Speakin of, Rodney Harrison be a little creeped out that there is a picture of a man pissing on a man's bare ass at this place. You guys called Rodney Harrison a bitch. What now

YOUUUUUU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! YOU BITIN OFFFF MEE BEETCH!!!!!!!! I'S THE ONE WHOS TAKES THE STEROIDS IN THIS LEAGUES U STOOGE!!!!! I EAT TOM BRADY'S TESTICAL'S FOR STRENGTH THEES SUNDAY, THEN I SPIT THEM AT U MOTHA!!!!!!!!

[RodneyHarrison]

YOUUUUUU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! YOU BITIN OFFFF MEE BEETCH!!!!!!!! I'S THE ONE WHOS TAKES THE STEROIDS IN THIS LEAGUES U STOOGE!!!!! I EAT TOM BRADY'S TESTICAL'S FOR STRENGTH THEES SUNDAY, THEN I SPIT THEM AT U MOTHA!!!!!!!!

You would eat Tom Brady's testicle's, cause you a faggot. Rodney Harrison just said faggot, thats right. Just like Eli Manning. Faggots.

Lights out? Only reason lights be out is cause no one buys tickets, and you cant pay the bills. Get away from me, nigga, you guys dont even belong is this game. YOU ANY IDEA WHAT RODNEY HARRISON GONE DO TO BILLY MOTHERFUCKIN VOLEK. Pats gone rip through you guys like a WILD FIRE. PRINT IT

[ShawnMerriman]

You would eat Tom Brady's testicle's, cause you a faggot. Rodney Harrison just said faggot, thats right. Just like Eli Manning. Faggots.

Lights out? Only reason lights be out is cause no one buys tickets, and you cant pay the bills. Get away from me, nigga, you guys dont even belong is this game. YOU ANY IDEA WHAT RODNEY HARRISON GONE DO TO BILLY MOTHERFUCKIN VOLEK. Pats gone rip through you guys like a WILD FIRE. PRINT IT

U ANY IDEA WHA I GONN DO TO RANDY MOSS! I GONN PICK UP LAGAYLIAN TOMBOYSON AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!! I GUARANTEE THEER WILL BE SEVEN SYRINGES UP MY ASS B4 THEES GAME!!!! I WEEL BE IN SUCH A RAGE AS TO KEELHAUL HALF OF THE BOZTON FANZ!!!!!! THEN I RAPE WES WELKER!!!! BECUSE HE IS THE FAG!!!!!!

[RodneyHarrison]

U ANY IDEA WHA I GONN DO TO RANDY MOSS! I GONN PICK UP LAGAYLIAN TOMBOYSON AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!! I GUARANTEE THEER WILL BE SEVEN SYRINGES UP MY ASS B4 THEES GAME!!!! I WEEL BE IN SUCH A RAGE AS TO KEELHAUL HALF OF THE BOZTON FANZ!!!!!! THEN I RAPE WES WELKER!!!! BECUSE HE IS THE FAG!!!!!!

damn, son. Rodney Harrison though Rodney Harrison was dumb. you be retarded. You may have 7 syringes, but Rodney Harrison personally be injecting EVERY PATRIOT before every game. RODNEY HARRISON EVEN INJECTS THE SPY CAMES WITH STEROIDS SO THEY CAN SEE BETTER. YOU DONT REMEMBER, PATRIOTS BE DOMINATING THE CHEAT GAME SO BAD YOUR OWN "super star" HB BE COMPLAININ.

How's your fag TE's sore toe? Deion Gates, that sounds nice. NICE ENOUGH FOR RODNEY HARRISON TO RIP HEADS OFF

[ShawnMerriman]

you be retarded.

I find this assertion not only inaccurate but highly offensive not only to me but to the millions of people in this fine country of ours who live day to day struggling with various forms of mental retardation. The game of football is one thing, and my fine sir we WILL have our duel on the first of the coming week. But still, leave the less fortunate out of this. They have done nothing to to harm you sir. They even make up the majority of your fan base. So please, not for me, not for you, but for the children, please refrain from this kind vulgar obscenity in the future. You are above it.

[RodneyHarrison]

I find this assertion not only inaccurate but highly offensive not only to me but to the millions of people in this fine country of ours who live day to day struggling with various forms of mental retardation. The game of football is one thing, and my fine sir we WILL have our duel on the first of the coming week. But still, leave the less fortunate out of this. They have done nothing to to harm you sir. They even make up the majority of your fan base. So please, not for me, not for you, but for the children, please refrain from this kind vulgar obscenity in the future. You are above it.

Yea Rodney Harrison knows Nate Kaeding just typed that. Rodney Harrison dont be retarded like you

[ShawnMerriman]

Yea Rodney Harrison knows Nate Kaeding just typed that. Rodney Harrison dont be retarded like you

Sir, I cannot continue this conversation if you continue to drag it into the gutter. We were having a lighthearted verbal joust with testical eating, murder and gay rape and you had to ruin it by getting offensive. Well I will not stand for it. Cease immediately.

And everyone knows Nate Kaeding is retarded anyway. So that's another false assertion.

[RodneyHarrison]

Sir, I cannot continue this conversation if you continue to drag it into the gutter. We were having a lighthearted verbal joust with testical eating, murder and gay rape and you had to ruin it by getting offensive. Well I will not stand for it. Cease immediately.

And everyone knows Nate Kaeding is retarded anyway. So that's another false assertion.

See here, folks. Just like on Sunday, Merriman be pussyin out when he has to face Rodney Harrison and the New Juicin Patriots.

[MartyBall]

Now now Shawn, calm down. I have good news. Norv had a stroke so I'll be coaching Sunday. MARTY BALL IS BACK.

[RodneyHarrison]

Now now Shawn, calm down. I have good news. Norv had a stroke so I'll be coaching Sunday. MARTY BALL IS BACK.

Rodney Harrison thinks Rodney Harrison just got wood

Where the fuck is Bridget Moynahan when Rodney Harrison be needin to empty his bag

[ShawnMerriman]

Now now Shawn, calm down. I have good news. Norv had a stroke so I'll be coaching Sunday. MARTY BALL IS BACK.

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fuck man.






















































I gotta run out to my "trainer." Where's my checkbook at?

[RodneyHarrison]

........





















fuck man.






















































I gotta run out to my "trainer." Where's my checkbook at?
Oh, sorry. Did Rodney Harrison just buy up the last batch? Shit man, Rodney didnt know





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PRINT IT

[MartyBall]

........





















fuck man.






















































I gotta run out to my "trainer." Where's my checkbook at?

No no, Shawn, I have a great game plan. In passing situations we are going to pull you off the field and rush 3. Surely we can handle covering their receivers for an indefinite amount of time.

I'm also going to have Volek throw the ball 50 times.

Yes yes, it is all falling into place.

[RodneyHarrison]

No no, Shawn, I have a great game plan. In passing situations we are going to pull you off the field and rush 3. Surely we can handle covering their receivers for an indefinite amount of time.

I'm also going to have Volek throw the ball 50 times.

Yes yes, it is all falling into place.

Yea. Rodney Harrison thinks this is a good idea, Shawn. Listen to your coach

[ShawnMerriman]

Oh, sorry. Did Rodney Harrison just buy up the last batch? Shit man, Rodney didnt know





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PRINT IT

You shut the fuck up.

No no, Shawn, I have a great game plan. In passing situations we are going to pull you off the field and rush 3. Surely we can handle covering their receivers for an indefinite amount of time.

I'm also going to have Volek throw the ball 50 times.

Yes yes, it is all falling into place.

Fool, Rivers will be able to play.

[RodneyHarrison]

You shut the fuck up.



Fool, Rivers will be able to play.

Not if Rodney Harrison have anything to say. How's that left knee, phil. How will the crown of Rodney Harrison's helmet feel

[MartyBall]

Fool, Rivers will be able to play.

Yes, he will be an excellent backup. I have also sent LT to Hawaii early. I feel he has earned the early vacation.

We are also deactivating the punter for Sunday's game. He scuffed my Little Rascal. Can you punt Shawn? Because we're just gonna go for it all day.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What the fuck is Marty doing here, you guys would be golfing if that prick was coach

get the fuck out Marty Ball

[MartyBall]

What the fuck is Marty doing here, you guys would be golfing if that prick was coach

get the fuck out Marty Ball

Well you certainly aren't starting Sunday. You'll have to come off the bench.

You can cover Moss one on one, right? Because if you can't........ we're fucked.

[Snoogans]

Well you certainly aren't starting Sunday. You'll have to come off the bench.

You can cover Moss one on one, right? Because if you can't........ we're fucked.

Marty, I heard that you were drinking Bud Light during the game. Is this true?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Well you certainly aren't starting Sunday. You'll have to come off the bench.

You can cover Moss one on one, right? Because if you can't........ we're fucked.

sir this is the playoffs, you are one and done, just like with your wife

Ill see you in the regular season where you can raise the hopes of another team, then stomp on them

[ShawnMerriman]

Man, all these tumors I'll grow when I get older, all for nothing. Fuck this shit. I'm sellin cars for a living.

[MartyBall]

Marty, I heard that you were drinking Bud Light during the game. Is this true?

THAT ISN'T TRUE!!!!!!!!!







so get your FACTS straight.

[Snoogans]

THAT ISN'T TRUE!!!!!!!!!







so get your FACTS straight.

I know its no coors light, but, why do you gotta be so harsh?

[MartyBall]

I know its no coors light, but, why do you gotta be so harsh?

BECAUSE IT'S GARBAGE.

[Snoogans]

Marty, please tell me you are gonna coach the Eagles soon

[MartyBall]

Marty, please tell me you are gonna coach the Eagles soon

I inquired about the job but my sons aren't being assraped in prison. Apparently that's some sort of requirement.

[Snoogans]

I inquired about the job but my sons aren't being assraped in prison. Apparently that's some sort of requirement.

Wow Ray Rhodes musta had an AMAZING PR guy

[Ryan Leaf]

Hey, do you guys know where I can score some tickets for the game?

[ShawnMerriman]

Hey, do you guys know where I can score some tickets for the game?

Man you can have my roster spot for all I care at this point.

[MartyBall]

Man you can have my roster spot for all I care at this point.

YES! YES! WONDERFUL!!! It is all coming into place. Fate smiles upon me this day!

[NATRONE_MEANS]

Man you can have my roster spot for all I care at this point.

YOU GOT A ROSTER SPOT....AND SOME CRACK, FOR ME BITCHES

[Ryan Leaf]

Man you can have my roster spot for all I care at this point.

I heard Rivers got injured. I think my cell is broken though. Something is wrong with the ringer.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I heard Rivers got injured. I think my cell is broken though. Something is wrong with the ringer.

that was verizon, you cant pay your cell phone with Broken Dreams

[MattCassel]

Umm, you guys remember that I'm playing in this game, right?

[Snoogans]

When the fuck did this become the official playoff football players messageboard?

[DANFOUTS]

Now you see what we have here is first two roid heads getting into some vicious offensive non-sensical argument. Then one of them flips out over a comment that was quite clearly benign compared to some of the other comments thrown, some by Merriman himself. He also transformed from a raving lunatic to a well spoken sensitive man. It just didn't make any sense.

Then to top that off Marty announces here of all places that Norv Turner had a stroke and Marty's the new coach. I haven't seen that reported anywhere but I'll let it slide for now. Then he comes up with these ideas that I can most generously term as idiotic. Not rush Brady? Have you watched any Patriots games this year you old kook? Offer a roster spot to random message board poster and a washed up never been QB? And then Merriman wants to gvie up his multimillion dollar career so he can sell cars? And then Natrone Means shows up. I thought he was dead. Or at least in jail.

None of this makes sense folks.

[Ryan Leaf]

Umm, you guys remember that I'm playing in this game, right?

Brady can't even sit out a quarter because you're not to be trusted.

[Snoogans]

Brady can't even sit out a quarter because you're not to be trusted.

Ryan Leaf is gonna talk smack to anyone under NFL contract?

[RonMexico]

Least yall can play. Im in fuckin jail for some fuckin dead dogs


who the fuck cares about dead dogs....or using fake names cause you got herpes

[Ryan Leaf]

Ryan Leaf is gonna talk smack to anyone under NFL contract?

Well... I finished third in the Heisman voting.

[RonMexico]

Well... I finished third in the Heisman voting.

Charlie Ward won. You wanna play PG for the Knicks? fuck it, no. I forgot, you cant pass either

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison just bet 1,000,000 on the Chargers. I don't care who you are, no team, even taking all of Rodney Harrison's steroids, can be 30 guys at once

[PeteRose]

Rodney Harrison just bet 1,000,000 on the Chargers. I don't care who you are, no team, even taking all of Rodney Harrison's steroids, can be 30 guys at once

Thats messed up. Even I only bet on my own team when I pla...err managed

[WesWelker]

I'm gay.

[EliManning]

I'm gay.

ummm, hey Wes. How is it playing with Tom Brady. Man, he is cute. Anyway, hit me up sometime, I'm sure you can get my cell through channels.


And shut up, everyone else. Like you didn't know. Why do you think I never throw to Shockey when he is open every play? And I mean every play. You remember when he made those anti gay comments. Yea. he is seriously open all the time. Why do you think Boss looks like Bavaro now. Fuck Shockey.

Speakin of fuckin, call me Wes

[John Bulter]

Marty! You son of a bitch... All of these thing are going to happen OVER MY DEAD BODY!

[WesWelker]

ummm, hey Wes. How is it playing with Tom Brady. Man, he is cute. Anyway, hit me up sometime, I'm sure you can get my cell through channels.


And shut up, everyone else. Like you didn't know. Why do you think I never throw to Shockey when he is open every play? And I mean every play. You remember when he made those anti gay comments. Yea. he is seriously open all the time. Why do you think Boss looks like Bavaro now. Fuck Shockey.

Speakin of fuckin, call me Wes

That sounds great. i can't wait. Get over here as fast as you can!

[EliManning]

That sounds great. i can't wait. Get over here as fast as you can!

Maybe you can talk Kraft into trading you hear. We dont need Shockey. Talk to him. Quick

[AdaliusThomas]

where My Bitch Be At? Where My Bitch Be At? My Bitch Best No Be Messin Around On Me Or My Bitch Be Getting The Cane!!!!

[WesWelker]

where My Bitch Be At? Where My Bitch Be At? My Bitch Best No Be Messin Around On Me Or My Bitch Be Getting The Cane!!!!

I'm sorry big daddy. bitch be bad. bitch need cane.......... uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

[John Bulter]

Maybe you can talk Kraft into trading you hear. We dont need Shockey. Talk to him. Quick

You queer retard.. I should have punched you in that dick hole you call a mouth when i had the chance!

[EliManning]

I'm sorry big daddy. bitch be bad. bitch need cane.......... uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh



I thought you were mine. You led me on, you slut.

GOD HELP YOU IF YOU PLAY US IN THE SUPERBOWL, YOU COCK TEASE

[AdaliusThomas]

I thought you were mine. You led me on, you slut.

GOD HELP YOU IF YOU PLAY US IN THE SUPERBOWL, YOU COCK TEASE

You the one messing with my bitches? AW SHIT SON. AW SHIT. Am I gonna have to place a call to Ray Lewis and get his entourage over here? I THINK I AM SON. YOU FINISHED!

[EliManning]

You the one messing with my bitches? AW SHIT SON. AW SHIT. Am I gonna have to place a call to Ray Lewis and get his entourage over here? I THINK I AM SON. YOU FINISHED!

Call him. He is too busy sucking me to talk right now. That's right, Ray Lewis suckin Eli. You better watch the fuck out, New Juicing CockTeases

[AdaliusThomas]

Call him. He is too busy sucking me to talk right now. That's right, Ray Lewis suckin Eli. You better watch the fuck out, New Juicing CockTeases

AW SHIT. Now I have to go nuclear. Fuck. First I gotta run to the liquor store, then Leonard Little's house. YOU STAY OFF THE STREETS OR YOU DEAD!

[RodneyHarrison]

Thank god Rodney Harrison left San Diego and didnt go to the Giants. Ya'll some faggots. Rodney Harrison dont take kindly to no fuckin faggots

[RodneyHarrison]

AW SHIT. Now I have to go nuclear. Fuck. First I gotta run to the liquor store, then Leonard Little's house. YOU STAY OFF THE STREETS OR YOU DEAD!

Yo, Rodney Harrison might have to kill faggots on his own team. Adalius, Wes? What the fuck? Rodney Harrison have to win the superbowl by Rodney Harrison self?

[PeteRose]

wait, so 40 guys are playing in this game? Pete Rose is taking the over. Paulie, get over here, write this down

[BillBelichick]

What in the mother of fucks is going on in here?!

[Neckbeard]

Hey guys.

Does anyone want to talk to me? Or play a little catch, or grab a beer or something? I've got plenty of stories about Brees.

[RonMexico]

Hey guys.

Does anyone want to talk to me? Or play a little catch, or grab a beer or something? I've got plenty of stories about Brees.

I will. but you gotta pay my owner 5 packs of cigarettes, schedule it with the prison, and go through a metal detector

[AdaliusThomas]

What in the mother of fucks is going on in here?!

OOOH!!! OOOHH!!! OOH!!! SORRY SUH!! SORRY SUH!!! YES SUH!!! YES SUH!!!!!! I CAN DOOS SOME SOFTSHOES FOR YA!!! A RATTATAT!!!! A RATATATAT!!!! SORRY SUH!!!! SORRY SUH!!!!!

[Neckbeard]

Does a bottle of Jack count as metal?

[RodneyHarrison]

What in the mother of fucks is going on in here?!

Rodney Harrison tried to stop them from being faggots coach. Rodney Harrison is sorry, and Rodney Harrison will get some needles and focus the Patriots on winning.

Plus they just signed Marty, some bandaid, and Ryan Leaf

[RodneyHarrison]

Does a bottle of Jack count as metal?

RODNEY HARRISON FUCKS QUARTERBACKS IN THE ASS. YOU PAY RODNEY HARRISON TO TALK TO RON MEXICO

[BillBelichick]

Rodney Harrison tried to stop them from being faggots coach. Rodney Harrison is sorry, and Rodney Harrison will get some needles and focus the Patriots on winning.

Plus they just signed Marty, some bandaid, and Ryan Leaf

Good job Rodney. You keep roiding them up. I'm going to put on a dress and finish the game plan.

[Neckbeard]

Dude, I am hungry as fuck. Is that yellow cake in your avatar, Rodney?

DON'T.

DROP.

THAT.

SHIT.

[Neckbeard]

RODNEY HARRISON FUCKS QUARTERBACKS IN THE ASS. YOU PAY RODNEY HARRISON TO TALK TO RON MEXICO

My ass is shielded by this bench. Sorry.

[BillBelichick]

Dude, I am hungry as fuck. Is that yellow cake in your avatar, Rodney?

DON'T.

DROP.

THAT.

SHIT.

Maybe if you were hungry for Super Bowls like me you wouldn't be making a career out of wiping Rex Grossman's and Brian Griese's ass. Now get out of here before I put a 5 inch stilleto up your ass.

[RodneyHarrison]

Dude, I am hungry as fuck. Is that yellow cake in your avatar, Rodney?

DON'T.

DROP.

THAT.

SHIT.

HAHAHAHA, Rodney Harrison love Chappelle Show. Rodney Harrison got Rodney Harrison special CIA napkins to hide Rodney Harrison steroids

[Neckbeard]

HAHAHAHA, Rodney Harrison love Chappelle Show. Rodney Harrison got Rodney Harrison special CIA napkins to hide Rodney Harrison steroids

I try and quote that show all the time, but I forget how many black dudes are in the locker room when I do. I use that n-word without thinking and suddenly Mike Brown is knocking me up and down the showers! That's why the dude is hurt every year...kiicking ol' Neckbeard in the ol' taintbeard!

[Neckbeard Jr]

Hey! I hear we're having a neckbeard party up in this bitch!!!!!!

[RodneyHarrison]

I try and quote that show all the time, but I forget how many black dudes are in the locker room when I do. I use that n-word without thinking and suddenly Mike Brown is knocking me up and down the showers! That's why the dude is hurt every year...kiicking ol' Neckbeard in the ol' taintbeard!

Rodney Harrison be mad Rodney Harrison wasnt allowed in the mad real world house. You wanna see bitches die, you get Rodney Harrison

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison just heard the name Rodney Harrison mentioned on ESPN. Rodney Harrison didnt hear anyone else in here's name except Rodney Harrison. Rodney Harrison be blowin up, and just tryin to see how many times Rodney Harrison can say Rodney Harrison in one post by Rodney Harrison

[Neckbeard]

YEAH! Neckbeards unite! HIGH BEARD!

[Neckbeard]

I wonder what would happen if Rodney met Ricky Henderson...

[RodneyHarrison]

I wonder what would happen if Rodney met Ricky Henderson...

Rodney Harrison would win tons of money from Rickey and Bobby Bo playin cards

[John Bulter]

I realize i spelled my own name wrong.. But i have not used it for so long, i forgot.. And i am sorry for the foul language.. We here are a peaceful folk, with love and..



HEY........... HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY FUCKING CAR
SON OF A BITCH!! SEAN TAYLOR JUST STOLE MY FUCKING CAR!!

[Snoogans]

one night I got to bed early. i miss EVERYTHING

[Randy Mfn Moss]

All You Bitches Talk Your Shit...

I Aon't Got No Problem Smackin A Ho!!!!!!

[Knowledged_one]

I realize i spelled my own name wrong.. But i have not used it for so long, i forgot.. And i am sorry for the foul language.. We here are a peaceful folk, with love and..



HEY........... HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY FUCKING CAR
SON OF A BITCH!! SEAN TAYLOR JUST STOLE MY FUCKING CAR!!

Yeah thats real funny dick

Now go die in a fire

[Knowledged_one]

All You Bitches Talk Your Shit...

I Aon't Got No Problem Smackin A Ho!!!!!!

so your really who on the board, i hate made up characters

[BillBelichick]

All You Bitches Talk Your Shit...

I Aon't Got No Problem Smackin A Ho!!!!!!

I don't give a fuck what you do in the offseason. You can go on a raping spree for all I care. What I do care about is what you do during the season. So in the future put off your domestic violence until mid February please or I swear to God I'll beat you to death with this Gucci bag.

[RodneyHarrison]

I don't give a fuck what you do in the offseason. You can go on a raping spree for all I care. What I do care about is what you do during the season. So in the future put off your domestic violence until mid February please or I swear to God I'll beat you to death with this Gucci bag.

This is Rodney Harrison fault coach. Sorry. Randy came to Rodney and said hey Rodney, Randy Moss needs a little extra charge for the playoffs. So Rodney Harrison gave Randy Moss a little extra in his needle. That might be why Randy Moss be crackin hoes like Rodney Harrison does. The Patriots be ready to play, though coach. PRINT IT

[EliManning]

Now you see why I don't like women. Always causing problems

[BillBelichick]

This is Rodney Harrison fault coach. Sorry. Randy came to Rodney and said hey Rodney, Randy Moss needs a little extra charge for the playoffs. So Rodney Harrison gave Randy Moss a little extra in his needle. That might be why Randy Moss be crackin hoes like Rodney Harrison does. The Patriots be ready to play, though coach. PRINT IT

Whatever. Maybe I overreacted. Nothing will happen with this before the Super Bowl and that's all I care about. I'll just cut the neckbearded bastard and take that crying faggot from Dallas. I guess my panties are just in a wad.

[EliManning]

Whatever. Maybe I overreacted. Nothing will happen with this before the Super Bowl and that's all I care about. I'll just cut the neckbearded bastard and take that crying faggot from Dallas. I guess my panties are just in a wad.

You can trade him to us. I meant it yesterday, we don't need that bum Shockey

[BillBelichick]

You can trade him to us. I meant it yesterday, we don't need that bum Shockey

You fool. You are messing with the wrong man. Not only do I know you can't throw the ball to anyone shorter than 6"2', I know every weakness and insecurity in your head and can exploit it at my will. I will use my defense to turn you into a sniveling little infant child by the second quarter. With my defense I WILL DESTROY YOUR MIND FROM THE INSIDE.

This is one man in a dress you shall converse with in the future at your own peril.

[EliManning]

You fool. You are messing with the wrong man. Not only do I know you can't throw the ball to anyone shorter than 6"2', I know every weakness and insecurity in your head and can exploit it at my will. I will use my defense to turn you into a sniveling little infant child by the second quarter. With my defense I WILL DESTROY YOUR MIND FROM THE INSIDE.

This is one man in a dress you shall converse with in the future at your own peril.

umm, you play SD sunday, Mr Bellichick. You may need to pay attention. And Shockey is over 6'2. He just hates gays

[BillBelichick]

umm, you play SD sunday, Mr Bellichick. You may need to pay attention. And Shockey is over 6'2. He just hates gays

Do you know why you're brother is retarded? He wasn't before your post. After it I invented a time machine, went back in time and messed with his DNA. Play further boy.

And SD? HAH! I could have a massive stroke and still out plan Norv Turner.

[EliManning]

Do you know why you're brother is retarded? He wasn't before your post. After it I invented a time machine, went back in time and messed with his DNA. Play further boy.

And SD? HAH! I could have a massive stroke and still out plan Norv Turner.

Umm, I thought Marty was coaching? I don't appreciate your tone, sir. I might be "fired up" as I have heard people say I never get, except I don't understand how to feel emotions and not talk like a robot. And Jeremy Shockey hates gays

[BillBelichick]

Umm, I thought Marty was coaching? I don't appreciate your tone, sir. I might be "fired up" as I have heard people say I never get, except I don't understand how to feel emotions and not talk like a robot. And Jeremy Shockey hates gays

Marty is coaching?

ha


haha








HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I coached a team with a stroke victim playing inside LB to an undefeated season. One of my sperm could out coach Marty Schottenheimer. In fact, I think I'm gonna jack one out and head to Europe.

[epo]

Marty is coaching?

ha


haha








HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I coached a team with a stroke victim playing inside LB to an undefeated season. One of my sperm could out coach Marty Schottenheimer. In fact, I think I'm gonna jack one out and head to Europe.

Christ you need a hobby.

[BillBelichick]

Christ you need a hobby.

My hobby is winning Super Bowls.

[epo]

My hobby is winning Super Bowls.

And cheating.

[RodneyHarrison]

And cheating.

Rodney Harrison believes you are tryin to knock Rodney Harrison coach, Bill Belichick. Rodney Harrison kills mother fuckers that bad mouth anything that have to do wit anything Rodney Harrison. Rodney Harrison got an eye on you, epo

PRINT IT

[BillBelichick]

And cheating.

Look, Wes, Cassell, Adalius and Tom are huge faggots. They got off on men wearing tights. So we filmed the other team walking around their bench. So they can whack off between series. If that's cheating then fuck you. I'm the one coaching a group of stroke victims, roid heads and fags to the best season in the history of sports while wearing women's clothing.

[Tom Coughlin]

I don't give a fuck what you do in the offseason. You can go on a raping spree for all I care. What I do care about is what you do during the season. So in the future put off your domestic violence until mid February please or I swear to God I'll beat you to death with this Gucci bag.

YOU HAVE A VALID POINT THERE BILL... WHAT OUR PLAYERS DO IN THE OFF SEASON IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.

[BillBelichick]

YOU HAVE A VALID POINT THERE BILL... WHAT OUR PLAYERS DO IN THE OFF SEASON IS NONE OF OUR BUISNESS.

Don't address me grandpa. I'm a football God. Compared to me you are subhuman.

[Neckbeard]

Will anyone let me play? Brees will vouch for me!

[Tom Coughlin]

Maybe you can talk Kraft into trading you hear. We dont need Shockey. Talk to him. Quick

SO NOW YOU ARE THE GM?? YOU WANT MY JOB TOO?? LEARN HOW TO NOT OVER THROW MY RECEIVERS BY 10 YDS FIRST.. THEN DO OTHER THINGS. AND IF YOU DO NOT CUT THIS FAGGOT SHIT, I WILL BENCH YOUR ASS FOR FAT BO LARENZAN.. I DO NOT CARE IF YOUR RETARDED BROTHER, OVERRATED FATHER, OR YOUR CUNT MOTHER ARE IN THE STANDS!

[EliManning]

SO NOW YOU ARE THE GM?? YOU WANT MY JOB TOO?? LEARN HOW TO NOT OVER THROW MY REVIEVERS BY 10 YDS FIRST.. THEN DO OTHER THINGS. AND IF YOU DO NOT CUT THIS FAGGOT SHIT, I WILL BENCH YOUR ASS FOR FAT BO LARENZAN.. I DO NOT CARE IF YOUR RETARDED BROTHER, OVERRATED FATHER, OR YOUR CUNT MOTHER ARE IN THE STANDS!

Im sorry coach. I cant throw to Shockey. He hates gays.

[Neckbeard]

Dudes, I love the gays. Me and Garrett Wolfe hang out all the time.

[EliManning]

Dudes, I love the gays. Me and Garrett Wolfe hang out all the time.

Can you play TE?

[Neckbeard]

If that's code for "bench-ass," sure.

Check me out, dudes! I've got Super Bowl experience! Look at me in action:

http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/2007/02/orton.jpg

[Tom Coughlin]

Im sorry coach. I cant throw to Shockey. He hates gays.

I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT IF SHOCKEY BEATS FAGS TO DEATH... YOU THROW IT TO HIM WHEN I TELL YOU TO! THE MARA'S AND TICHE'S DO NOT PAY YOU ALL THAT MONEY TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I TELL YOU TO!

[BillBelichick]

I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT IF SHOCKEY BEATS FAGS TO DEATH... YOU THROW IT TO HIM WHEN I TELL YOU TOO! THE MARA'S AND TICHE'S DO NOT PAY YOU ALL THAT MONEY TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I TELL YOU TOO!

Yeah, good idea. Throw it to him while he's on IR. Great idea Gramps. Maybe he can throw some passes 2 feet over Mark Bavaro's head while he's at it.

[Neckbeard]

I don't think I've seen Bill edit a post yet, unlike SOME people...

He's a decider!

[EliManning]

I will not throw to Shockey, coach. Thats like a Cuban kissing Castro. Sorry Coach

[BillBelichick]

I will not throw to Shockey, coach. Thats like a Cuban kissing Castro. Sorry Coach

Plaxico once told me at the Pro Bowl that when heard that gay kid was drug to death in Wyoming that he laughed for 5 hours straight. Then he imagined all gays burning in hell and laughed for another 5 hours. Then he just said flat out, for clarification, "I HATE GAYS."

[EliManning]

Plaxico once told me at the Pro Bowl that when heard that gay kid was drug to death in Wyoming that he laughed for 5 hours straight. Then he imagined all gays burning in hell and laughed for another 5 hours. Then he just said flat out, for clarification, "I HATE GAYS."

I believe you to be attempting dirty tactics to confuse me going into my big game. How can I trust you, you are a cheater, not my coach, and I have sex with Burress weekly

[Tom Coughlin]

I will not throw to Shockey, coach. Thats like a Cuban kissing Castro. Sorry Coach

THATS IT! NECK BEARD.. YOUR IN! AS LONG AS YOU AGREE NOT TO INSULT ME NOW THAT I AM YOUR COACH!SPEAKING OF BEARDS, ELI THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME IS IF YOU TAKE THAT GOLD DIGGING WHORE OF YOURS DOWN TO CABO AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES TAKEN OF YOU AND HER.. GO NOW FUCK PRACTICE.. ID RATHER LOSE THINKING I HAVE A STRAIGHT QB THAN A FAGGOT ONE.. IN THE MEAN TIME.. BEARD NECK.. SUIT UP!

[EliManning]

THATS IT! NECK BEARD.. YOUR IN! AS LONG AS YOU AGREE NOT TO INSULT ME NOW THAT I AM YOUR COACH!SPEAKING OF BEARDS, ELI THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME IS IF YOU TAKE THAT GOLD DIGGING WHORE OF YOURS DOWN TO CABO AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES TAKEN OF YOU AND HER.. GO NOW FUCK PRACTICE.. ID RATHER LOSE THINKING I HAVE A STRAIGHT QB THAN A FAGGOT ONE.. IN THE MEAN TIME.. BEARD NECK.. SUIT UP!

Wes Welker is NOT A GOLD DIGGER. He makes good money himself, thank you. And we are going to New Hampshire so we can get married

[BillBelichick]

I believe you to be attempting dirty tactics to confuse me going into my big game. How can I trust you, you are a cheater, not my coach, and I have sex with Burress weekly

Let me pose this to you: If Burress really did hate the gays, would he tell you the way he sees you treat Shockey?

Query #2: How much light is in the room where you supposedly fuck Plaxico. have you ever really seen his face?

Query #3: I've seen Brandon Jacobs' cock hanging out of his shorts when he walks his dog. Has he let you see it?

[EliManning]

Let me pose this to you: If Burress really did hate the gays, would he tell you the way he sees you treat Shockey?

Query #2: How much light is in the room where you supposedly fuck Plaxico. have you ever really seen his face?

Query #3: I've seen Brandon Jacobs' cock hanging out of his shorts when he walks his dog. Has he let you see it?

1)He is gay, so it doesn't matter.

2) we do it in the shower.

3)See it, rub it, suck it, whatever I want. We have a much looser atmosphere this year, and our chemistry has come together

[Neckbeard]

OH, SHIT!!! I'M IN!!!

*Fires a pass into the ground*

*Gets sacked*

*Hands off for a 2-yard run*

*Watches punt*

AWWWWWWWWWWWW, YEAH!

[BillBelichick]

1)He is gay, so it doesn't matter.

2) we do it in the shower.

3)See it, rub it, suck it, whatever I want. We have a much looser atmosphere this year, and our chemistry has come together

I'll tell you what then. If you beat Favre this Sunday and then throw 10 picks to Rodney Harrison in the Super Bowl I'll let you look at Tom Brady naked for 3 seconds.

[Tom Coughlin]

Wes Welker is NOT A GOLD DIGGER. He makes good money himself, thank you. And we are going to New Hampshire so we can get married


JESUS CHRIST! WHY CAN'T YOU BE GAY THE RIGHT WAY! PAY ATTENTION TO JEFF GARCIA. HE ACTS THE WAY A FAG QB SHOULD ACT. YOUR USELESS!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

OH, SHIT!!! I'M IN!!!

*Fires a pass into the ground*

*Gets sacked*

*Hands off for a 2-yard run*

*Watches punt*

AWWWWWWWWWWWW, YEAH!

3 and out, i bet this didn't cross your mind when you threw all those TD passes oncollege

[EliManning]

I'll tell you what then. If you beat Favre this Sunday and then throw 10 picks to Rodney Harrison in the Super Bowl I'll let you look at Tom Brady naked for 3 seconds.

ONLY 10!!!!! ID THROW 100 for that. And if I did, still Id have only half as many INTs as Joe Namath

[Tom Coughlin]

OH, SHIT!!! I'M IN!!!

*Fires a pass into the ground*

*Gets sacked*

*Hands off for a 2-yard run*

*Watches punt*

AWWWWWWWWWWWW, YEAH!

YOUR DOING A GOOD JOB THERE SON! NOT ONCE DID YOU LOOK AT BRANDON JACOBS ASS WHILE YOU DID THAT!

[BillBelichick]

ONLY 10!!!!! ID THROW 100 for that. And if I did, still Id have only half as many INTs as Joe Namath

Good boy. Now make sure you poison that fat ass backup of your's feed trough and kidnap whoever's behind him that Old Coach Shitty pants has no other options.

[Neckbeard]

3 and out, i bet this didn't cross your mind when you threw all those TD passes oncollege

Dude, only one thing crossed my mind in college!

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/kyle-orton-drinking-deadspin-com.bmp

GETTIN' JACKED!

[Neckbeard]

YOUR DOING A GOOD JOB THERE SON! NOT ONCE DID YOU LOOK AT BRANDON JACOBS ASS WHILE YOU DID THAT!

I don't know an ass from my passing arm, coach! I'm your man!

[Tom Coughlin]

3 and out, i bet this didn't cross your mind when you threw all those TD passes oncollege

WHO THE FUCK LET THIS AWFUL BOARD CHARACTER IN HERE?? WE ARE HAVING SERIOUS ISSUES HERE AND THIS AWFUL BOARD CHARACTER COMES IN AND USUAL.. BRINGS NOTHING TO THE TABLE!!

[Neckbeard]

DUDES, WHAT THE HELL?!?

Not cool, bros, NOT COOL. I am no character, dude...I'M STRAIGHT UP, JACK.

[EliManning]

WHO THE FUCK LET THIS AWFUL BOARD CHARACTER IN HERE?? WE ARE HAVING SERIOUS ISSUES HERE AND THIS AWFUL BOARD CHARACTER COMES IN AND USUAL.. BRINGS NOTHING TO THE TABLE!!

You can't even have a civilized NFL discussion without hooligans coming in and acting like its a big joke. We shoulda stayed at TO's pictochat

[Tom Coughlin]

Good boy. Now make sure you poison that fat ass backup of your's feed trough and kidnap whoever's behind him that Old Coach Shitty pants has no other options.

LISTEN YOU FAGGOT CROSS DRESSING HOMO... YOU SUCK DICK! YOU ONLY BECAME GOOD WHEN YOU STARTED CHEATING.. YOU LOWLIFE! CHECK THE CLEVELAND TAPES AND YOUR FIRST YEAR IN NE.. AND YOU WILL FIND THE REAL BILL BELLIFAG!

[EliManning]

umm, I took his deal coach. Its over

[BillBelichick]

LISTEN YOU FAGGOT CROSS DRESSING HOMO... YOU SUCK DICK! YOU ONLY BECAME GOOD WHEN YOU STARTED CHEATING.. YOU LOWLIFE! CHECK THE CLEVELAND TAPES AND YOUR FIRST YEAR IN NE.. AND YOU WILL FIND THE REAL BILL BELLIFAG!

You know what I also have tape of? That fat ass O lineman ass ramming that daughter of yours. I jack to it nightly in a black satin minidress. Then I go out and win Super Bowls.

[Tom Coughlin]

umm, I took his deal coach. Its over

IF CHEATER FAGGOT WOULD PAY ATTENTION AND READ, HE WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT NECK BEARD IS NOW MY NEW QB... AND BESIDES, WITH BRADY ON THE TEAM, YOU WILL STILL BE THE 2ND GAYEST QB ON THE TEAM.

[TrannyTerry]

Hi big daddies, did you miss me??

[EliManning]

IF CHEATER FAGGOT WOULD PAY ATTENTION AND READ, HE WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT NECK BEARD IS NOW MY NEW QB... AND BESIDES, WITH BRADY ON THE TEAM, YOU WILL STILL BE THE 2ND GAYEST QB ON THE TEAM.

I GET TO SEE BRADY NAKED

[EliManning]

Hi big daddies, did you miss me??


ok, seriously. Who the fuck let Bradshaw in here

[Tom Coughlin]

You know what I also have tape of? That fat ass O lineman ass ramming that daughter of yours. I jack to it nightly in a black satin minidress. Then I go out and win Super Bowls.


YEA BUT YOU JACK TO IT FANTASIZING THAT YOU ARE IN MY DAUGHTERS PLACE, YOU FUCKING HOMO.. PLUS I HAVE A TAPE OF TOM BRADY FUCKING FUCKING YOUR GAY SON THAT ROAMS THE SIDELINES.. I TOOK IT FROM ELI!

[TrannyTerry]

YEA BUT YOU JACK TO IT FANTISAING THAT YOU ARE IN MY DAUGHTERS PLACE, YOU FUCKING HOMO.. PLUS I HAVE A TAPE OF TOM BRADY FUCKING FUCKING YOUR GAY SON THAT ROAMS THE SIDELINES.. I TOOK IT FROM ELI!

Yes, but Tommy. Werent you just begging for me to plow your mushy ass? You said "Daddy needs a victory deep dicking." And I provided.

[EliManning]

YEA BUT YOU JACK TO IT FANTASIZING THAT YOU ARE IN MY DAUGHTERS PLACE, YOU FUCKING HOMO.. PLUS I HAVE A TAPE OF TOM BRADY FUCKING FUCKING YOUR GAY SON THAT ROAMS THE SIDELINES.. I TOOK IT FROM ELI!

wow, coach. I never knew how cute you were when you get angry

[BillBelichick]

YEA BUT YOU JACK TO IT FANTISAING THAT YOU ARE IN MY DAUGHTERS PLACE, YOU FUCKING HOMO.. PLUS I HAVE A TAPE OF TOM BRADY FUCKING FUCKING YOUR GAY SON THAT ROAMS THE SIDELINES.. I TOOK IT FROM ELI!

You know what I also jack off to? My three Super Bowl wins. And you know what else? That game where we beat you to go 16-0. We ran the same exact play twice in a row and you incompetent fools couldn't stop it either time. I have a stroke victim and a 60 year old playing Lb for me and we still beat you fools.

[Tom Coughlin]

wow, coach. I never knew how cute you were when you get angry



YOU SHOULD HAVE REALIZED A LONG TIME AGO... ERR I MEAN SHUT THE FUCK UP HOMO! AND I AM NOT YOUR COACH ANYMORE!

[EliManning]

YOU SHOULD HAVE REALIZED A LONG TIME AGO... ERR I MEAN SHUT THE FUCK UP HOMO! AND I AM NOT YOUR COACH ANYMORE!

No silly, I am under contract, remember. 3 more years, cutie. Keep yellin

[Tom Coughlin]

You know what I also jack off to? My three Super Bowl wins. And you know what else? That game where we beat you to go 16-0. We ran the same exact play twice in a row and you incompetent fools couldn't stop it either time. I have a stroke victim and a 60 year old playing Lb for me and we still beat you fools.

THAT ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE YOUR FAGGOT RECEIVER GRABBED BUTLERS PACKAGE AS HE WENT BY HIM.. THE THE ONLY TWO WEAPONS YOU FAGGOT PATS HAVE IS CHEATING AND HOMOSEXUALITY! WHY DO YOU THINK PEYTON PURPOSELY PLAYED AS AWFUL AS HE DID AGAINST THE CHARGERS?? HE COULD NOT TAKE ANOTHER GAY MEETING WITH YOU HOMOS.

[BillBelichick]

No silly, I am under contract, remember. 3 more years, cutie. Keep yellin

Yeah, just in case, spike your jiz with some poison when you fuck neckbeard's ass.

[BillBelichick]

THAT ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE YOUR FAGGOT RECEIVER GRABBED BUTLERS PACKAGE AS HE WENT BY HIM.. THE THE ONLY TWO WEAPONS YOU FAGGOT PATS HAVE IS CHEATING AND HOMOSEXUALITY! WHY DO YOU THINK PEYTON PURPOSELY PLAYED AS AWFUL AS HE DID AGAINST THE CHARGERS?? HE COULD NOT TAKE ANOTHER GAY MEETING WITH YOU HOMOS.

My receiver beats women only sir and I resent any implication to the contrary.

But I feel I've been too negative. I really want to praise your use of the challenge flag. Don't change a thing. I could learn a thing or two from you when it comes making challenges.

[Tom Coughlin]

No silly, I am under contract, remember. 3 more years, cutie. Keep yellin


CUTIE.. THAT SOUNDS ER... AHEM.. SPEND IT IN NE WITH YOUR FAGGOT BOYFIREND WALKER FOR ALL I CARE! YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN GIANT STADIUM EVER AGAIN!

[EliManning]

Shouldn't you two be going over film or something? Me, Wes, and Kyle would appreciate if you kept the noise to a minimum, thanks

[Neckbeard]

Bros, this is SERIOUSLY UNCOOL. Let's chill out these harsh vibes with a righteous jam, alright?!?

http://www.dabearsblog.com/images/013006/orton_dance.jpg

[EliManning]

CUTIE.. THAT SOUNDS ER... AHEM.. SPEND IT IN NE WITH YOUR FAGGOT BOYFIREND WALKER FOR ALL I CARE! YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN GIANT STADIUM EVER AGAIN!

Good thing our games are In Green Bay and then....wherever the next one is

[Tom Coughlin]

My receiver beats women only sir and I resent any implication to the contrary.

But I feel I've been too negative. I really want to praise your use of the challenge flag. Don't change a thing. I could learn a thing or two from you when it comes making challenges.

AT LEAST MY FLAGS ARENT IN A PURSE TO WHERE I CAN'T FIND IT IN TIME!

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison wanna know what the fuck? Where all da bitches at? Rodney Harrison is gettin sick of all this gay talk, and Rodney Harrison might have to kill everyone. Rodney Harrison like that


2008 SUPER BOWL CHAMPION - RODNEY HARRISON


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[DANFOUTS]

OK, so first you have Bill Belichick addressing Randy Moss about this whle women beating thing publicly on a message board. Why here of all places? Makes NO SENSE. Then Rodeny Harrison comes in backs up his coach, and then Bill falls under what i can only term as acute massive ego syndrome and starts talking about the elderly and the stroke victims and the homosexuals on his team and how he wins Super Bowls despite them. Why publicly out your star QB? He's gone crazy with ego is what he's done!

Then he interject's himself into the homosexual advance of Eli Manning with Kyle Orton. Orton, who remains hilariously unaware of the homosexual nature of the overtures, also seemed disturbingly obsessed with the cleanliness of his neckbeard. Doesn't he know that a neckbeard by definition looks filthy?

So then so elderly alzheimer's patient who somehow got himself a head coaching position comes in and starts yelling at everybody. He then gets mocked by Bill and proceeds to place Orton as his staring QB, completely ignoring the contract bylaws of the NFL! Orton has no problem with this, Eli's sells his team out and agrees to commit multiple felonies for 3 seconds of naked Tom Brady and I'm sitting here in the booth wondering just what the hell is going on?

[ToddEVF]

Well Rodney, you are just not looking hard enough for the "bitches" as you put it. They are around. The gay talk is at a minimal right now. try this thread (http://www.lemonparty.org), it might help you out.

[BillBelichick]

Rodney Harrison wanna know what the fuck? Where all da bitches at? Rodney Harrison is gettin sick of all this gay talk, and Rodney Harrison might have to kill everyone. Rodney Harrison like that


2008 SUPER BOWL CHAMPION - RODNEY HARRISON


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Don't you forget who plucked you out of San Diego in the first place! I'll send you back there right now if you don't straighten out BOY.

[RodneyHarrison]

Well Rodney, you are just not looking hard enough for the "bitches" as you put it. They are around. The gay talk is at a minimal right now. try this thread (http://www.lemonparty.org), it might help you out.

You think Rodney Harrison is stupid? Rodney Harrison knows to scroll over the link and read what it is before Rodney Harrison clicks it. Rodney Harrison is gonna reply to you with pain

[RodneyHarrison]

Don't you forget who plucked you out of San Diego in the first place! I'll send you back there right now if you don't straighten out BOY.

NOBODY CALLS RODNEY HARRISON BOY!!!!

RODNEY HARRISON STIFF ARMED HIS OWN MOTHER FOR CALLIN RODNEY HARRISON BOY!!!!!!!!

RODNEY HARRISON MADE YOU, BELICHICK. YOU ARE ALL GONNA FUCKIN DIE AT THE HANDS, FEET, AND TEETH OF RODNEY HARRISON

PRINT IT

[BillBelichick]

NOBODY CALLS RODNEY HARRISON BOY!!!!

RODNEY HARRISON STIFF ARMED HIS OWN MOTHER FOR CALLIN RODNEY HARRISON BOY!!!!!!!!

RODNEY HARRISON MADE YOU, BELICHICK. YOU ARE ALL GONNA FUCKIN DIE AT THE HANDS, FEET, AND TEETH OF RODNEY HARRISON

PRINT IT

Don't you need your HGH first? It's right in that cage over there.

[RodneyHarrison]

Don't you need your HGH first? It's right in that cage over there.

Rodney Harrison stocked up to buy out all the steroids so Shawn Merriman couldnt get any. CAUSE RODNEY HARRISON IS GONNA DOMINATE THE WORLD. RODNEY HARRISON HAVE SO MANY STEROIDS RODNEY HARRISON GAVE THEM TO CLEMENS



THATS RIGHT RODNEY HARRISON SAID IT. Clemens said whoever gave me the roids, come foward

IT WAS RODNEY HARRISON. Rodney Harrison own the world. PRINT IT

[RogerClemens]

Rodney Harrison stocked up to buy out all the steroids so Shawn Merriman couldnt get any. CAUSE RODNEY HARRISON IS GONNA DOMINATE THE WORLD. RODNEY HARRISON HAVE SO MANY STEROIDS RODNEY HARRISON GAVE THEM TO CLEMENS



THATS RIGHT RODNEY HARRISON SAID IT. Clemens said whoever gave me the roids, come foward

IT WAS RODNEY HARRISON. Rodney Harrison own the world. PRINT IT

I don't know this Rodney Harrison. I've never met him. He's enevr supplied me with anything, and I'm.... I'm pissed. I put in all this hard work for so many years and no one believes me! Doesn't America owe me something? They do, and they won't give it, because they are ungrateful bastards. You expect this shit from people like Rodney Harrison, but America? I expected them not to be turncoat cunt faces.

[RodneyHarrison]

I don't know this Rodney Harrison. I've never met him. He's enevr supplied me with anything, and I'm.... I'm pissed. I put in all this hard work for so many years and no one believes me! Doesn't America owe me something? They do, and they won't give it, because they are ungrateful bastards. You expect this shit from people like Rodney Harrison, but America? I expected them not to be turncoat cunt faces.

Rodney Harrison owes you 300. You sent Rodney Harrison too much money for the last batch. And ask Kody how that's workin for him