Official Board Character Thread

[Neckbeard]

Roger, seriously bro, what do you want me to do here? Do you want me to *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEP* with the goshdarn bottle, bro?!?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Bill! Coach B! Listen, me and Fallon have some collllld Coors Light. Would you like a six pack or two?

[Neckbeard]

Dude, people already did that bit. What the fuck? Huh?

[RogerClemens]

Rodney Harrison owes you 300. You sent Rodney Harrison too much money for the last batch. And ask Kody how that's workin for him

I'd like to take a moment to replay tape of a phone call I recorded between myself and Rodney Harrison

RH: You calling Rodney Harrison. This be Rodney Harrison. What you want to say to Rodney Harrison?

RC:Hi Rodney.

RH: What you want with Rodney Harrison?

RC: Why are you saying these things?

RC: What you want Rodney Harrison to say? Rodney Harrison be speaking the truth according Rodney Harrison! Rodney Harrison do what Rodney have to do.

RC: I've always treated you the same as everybody else.

RH: Rodney Harrison's always been treated like Rodeny Harrison is part of your family Rodney Harrison.

That's it. If America still believes his claims they deserve 9/11.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Dude, people already did that bit. What the fuck? Huh?

John Madden says that the only thing backup QBs are good for are getting sammiches for the real players.

[Neckbeard]

Somebody needs to tell the truth. Somebody needs to stop lying.

Bros.

[DanDierdorf]

OK, so first you have Bill Belichick addressing Randy Moss about this whle women beating thing publicly on a message board. Why here of all places? Makes NO SENSE. Then Rodeny Harrison comes in backs up his coach, and then Bill falls under what i can only term as acute massive ego syndrome and starts talking about the elderly and the stroke victims and the homosexuals on his team and how he wins Super Bowls despite them. Why publicly out your star QB? He's gone crazy with ego is what he's done!

Then he interject's himself into the homosexual advance of Eli Manning with Kyle Orton. Orton, who remains hilariously unaware of the homosexual nature of the overtures, also seemed disturbingly obsessed with the cleanliness of his neckbeard. Doesn't he know that a neckbeard by definition looks filthy?

So then so elderly alzheimer's patient who somehow got himself a head coaching position comes in and starts yelling at everybody. He then gets mocked by Bill and proceeds to place Orton as his staring QB, completely ignoring the contract bylaws of the NFL! Orton has no problem with this, Eli's sells his team out and agrees to commit multiple felonies for 3 seconds of naked Tom Brady and I'm sitting here in the booth wondering just what the hell is going on?
Dan, I think the key moment in the game was how Eli Manning continues to throw his all pro tight end Jeremy Shockey under the bus. Not only do I believe it to be a large part of the overall reasoning behind why Tom Coughlin expresses his displeasure by yelling at Eli Manning. Also, I believe it to be that most men in the United States, at least at the bars I choose to spend my time, fine it very sexy when another man shows his toughness and wild side to speak negativealy of others, and that causes guys like Kyle and Wes to be fond of the thought of being attracted to a person of the nature and magnitude of a Manning. I dont know if I have sufficiently used enough words while I was talking that were needed to expresss the ideas and thoughts that I have tried to convey to you folks here, this evening, and WHAT A THREAD this has been. POSTING AT ITS BEST

[Neckbeard]

John Madden says that the only thing backup QBs are good for are getting sammiches for the real players.

The only sammiches I make are when chicks are grinding up on me and my JACK ATTACK.

[RodneyHarrison]

I'd like to take a moment to replay tape of a phone call I recorded between myself and Rodney Harrison

RH: You calling Rodney Harrison. This be Rodney Harrison. What you want to say to Rodney Harrison?

RC:Hi Rodney.

RH: What you want with Rodney Harrison?

RC: Why are you saying these things?

RC: What you want Rodney Harrison to say? Rodney Harrison be speaking the truth according Rodney Harrison! Rodney Harrison do what Rodney have to do.

RC: I've always treated you the same as everybody else.

RH: Rodney Harrison's always been treated like Rodeny Harrison is part of your family Rodney Harrison.

That's it. If America still believes his claims they deserve 9/11.

That is a piece of a call you made to Rodney Harrison asking Rodney Harrison why I was sayin you werent good enough. That was the day Rodney Harrison gave you the steroids so that you could dominate baseball the way Rodney Harrison dominates the rest of the world.

[RogerClemens]

That is a piece of a call you made to Rodney Harrison asking Rodney Harrison why I was sayin you werent good enough. That was the day Rodney Harrison gave you the steroids so that you could dominate baseball the way Rodney Harrison dominates the rest of the world.

I dominate baseball because of my work ethic and if America don't believe that I hope they die in a nuclear holocaust.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I've always wanted to ask Coach Coughlin what his first reaction was when he found out his rookie offensive lineman knocked up his daughter.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I dominate baseball because of my work ethic and if America don't believe that I hope they die in a nuclear holocaust.

You call last season "dominating"?

[Neckbeard]

I wonder if my beard could kick Roger's ass' ass.

[RogerClemens]

You call last season "dominating"?

I wonder if my beard could kick Roger's ass' ass.

I struck out 4672. Doesn't that speak to my impeccable honesty? I hope you both get cancer along with the rest of America.

[DanDierdorf]

I've always wanted to ask Coach Coughlin what his first reaction was when he found out his rookie offensive lineman knocked up his daughter.

I'm not so sure that this guy has read the entire thread guys. He continues to post things continously that have been brought up or mentioned at some point in the past or a time not now, and I'm not so sure the consistancy has been there. It's a shame too, with guys like Bill Belichick, Tom Coughlin, and of course, the ruler of the world and all things living in it, Rodney Harrison, that he can't contribute with a better quality to the funny, and I'm not so sure he was ready to leave college early, before he was finished with college, to come into the draft. Im not so sure his agent gave him good advice there, but let me say this, and I mean this. In the future, down the line, after he has matured some and gotten more mature, he is gonna make ONE HECK OF A PLAYER and give us some GREAT POSTING for years to come.

He reminds me alot of a young Brett Favre, just firing and shootin from the hip and and miss firing and not hitting the marks or accurately passing as some would call it, but Im not so sure he wont continue to remind us all of Brett Favre for YEARS TO COME

[Tenbatsuzen]

I struck out 4672. Doesn't that speak to my impeccable honesty? I hope you both get cancer along with the rest of America.

AT&T is a shitty wireless service, you sellout homo.

[MattCassel]

Please!!??!?!?! IS ANYONE GONNA TALK TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I inquired about the job but my sons aren't being assraped in prison. Apparently that's some sort of requirement.

It's OK, your son is getting assraped as the O-C of the Jets

[BillBelichick]

Please!!??!?!?! IS ANYONE GONNA TALK TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!

Get back in Brady's ass OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STAPLE YOU IN HIS ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[RodneyHarrison]

I struck out 4672. Doesn't that speak to my impeccable honesty? I hope you both get cancer along with the rest of America.

Rodney Harrison got a recording of a conversation that Rodney Harrison found

RH: Rodney Harrison house, dis Rodney Harrison

RC: Hey, its Roger

RH: Rodney Harrison is busy, get to it

RC: Yea I need 6 kits of HGH, a kit of Winstrol and 8 kits of Deca Durabolin. Address it to Andy Pettite and overnight

RH: Rodney Harrison says ok, and Roger Clemens die if Rodney Harrison dont get Rodney Harrison money




See folks, Rodney Harrison proves that Rodney Harrison sold all kinds of juice to Roger Clemens. PRINT IT

[Tenbatsuzen]

This may be a first, when the board character is actually funnier than the original poster.

[DanDierdorf]

This may be a first, when the board character is actually funnier than the original poster.

Im not so sure it's wise for the poster, especially the one who has been struggling as of late handling the likes of the other verteran posters, calls out another poster in the league. It doesnt usually work out well, especially when talkin to someone from a team with the caliber of talent that the New England Rodney Harrison's posses. Im not so sure this isnt gonna end up being a HUGE rivalry in posts to come

[EliManning]

This may be a first, when the board character is actually funnier than the original poster.

Arent you the one who has been talking badly about me? I like guys who play hard to get!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Arent you the one who has been talking badly about me? I like guys who play hard to get!

I like my QB's about 6'5 with laser rocket arms.

[RogerClemens]

Rodney Harrison got a recording of a conversation that Rodney Harrison found

RH: Rodney Harrison house, dis Rodney Harrison

RC: Hey, its Roger

RH: Rodney Harrison is busy, get to it

RC: Yea I need 6 kits of HGH, a kit of Winstrol and 8 kits of Deca Durabolin. Address it to Andy Pettite and overnight

RH: Rodney Harrison says ok, and Roger Clemens die if Rodney Harrison dont get Rodney Harrison money




See folks, Rodney Harrison proves that Rodney Harrison sold all kinds of juice to Roger Clemens. PRINT IT

That's it. I'm suing you. And I'm sicking private investigators on you. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go speak to a collection of ungrateful little high school kids because their ungrateful parents want me to come speak at their ungrateful school. When you win 7 Cy Youngs you deserve to be treated as a king. I hope the Supervolcano under Yellowstone demolishes this rotten country.

[EliManning]

I like my QB's about 6'5 with laser rocket arms.

Yea, probably cause he has time for you right now, since he isnt busy playing football like I am

[Ryan Leaf]

Yea, probably cause he has time for you right now, since he isnt busy playing football like I am

I have so much free time.

Does anybody know a high school that needs a quarterback coach?

[RodneyHarrison]

That's it. I'm suing you. And I'm sicking private investigators on you. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go speak to a collection of ungrateful little high school kids because their ungrateful parents want me to come speak at their ungrateful school. When you win 7 Cy Youngs you deserve to be treated as a king. I hope the Supervolcano under Yellowstone demolishes this rotten country.

Rodney Harrison rules the world now. Did you miss the memo. Have fun suing Rodney Harrison, the trial is going to be held in the Court of Rodney Harrison in Rodney Harrison State of the United Rodney's of Harrison

[Randy Moss' Punching Bag]

Rodney Harrison rules the world now. Did you miss the memo. Have fun suing Rodney Harrison, the trial is going to be held in the Court of Rodney Harrison in Rodney Harrison State of the United Rodney's of Harrison

Rodney Harrison battered me and I'm suing too!!!

[spoon]

I have so much free time.

Does anybody know a high school that needs a quarterback coach?

Ohhhh fuck you bobby Beathard!!

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison battered me and I'm suing too!!!

GO AHEAD AND SUE RODNEY HARRISON. YOU ARE SUING RODNEY HARRISON TO RODNEY HARRISON. AND RODNEY HARRISON IS YOUR LAWYER, JUDGE, AND JURY

UNITED RODNEY'S of HARRISON


PRINT IT

[Randy Moss' Punching Bag]

Ohhhh fuck you bobby Beathard!!

I burned your birthday cake in the oven. Please don't hit me.

[ChrisBenoitsRetardedKid]

im Ded

duuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[spoon]

im Ded

duuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!




Sooo fucking wrong!!



I don't just like this poster, I LOVE him! :lol:

[Good Ol' Bells Palsy]

im Ded

duuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

BY GOD KING THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RodneyHarrison]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=34961&dateline=1200551715

If this is the new football the NFL is tryin out for use next year, Rodney Harrison doesnt approve. Its all misshapen and looks hard to grab. Rodney Harrison aint playin rugby, so get this fuckin shit away from Rodney Harrison

[Chad Pennington]

Mr. Coughlin... If i may ask, i would really like to have a job with the real NY team, The New York Football Giants.. I know i am not nearly as good as Eli Manning (love him!) And my arm is about as good as your daughters.... I can still help out.. I mean i can throw 3-5 yd patterns to the WR.. Since plax is hurt.. He can not go deep anyway.. And Boss and other are posetion guys.. If i really put my arm into it, i can go 10yds, i know i can.. Plus i would really like to wear the uniform of my boyhood hero and real NY QB legend, Phil Simms.. Unlike that drunk hack Namath.. He actualy DID something in the SB that he won.. And did not need to make a win win BS Guarentee to be known. The fact that this hack Namath is in the HOF and Phil is not, is a true crime. So please, Please find it in your heart..

Love

Chad

[EliManning]

Mr. Coughlin... If i may ask, i would really like to have a job with the real NY team, The New York Football Giants.. I know i am not nearly as good as Eli Manning (love him!) And my arm is about as good as your daughters.... I can still help out.. I mean i can throw 3-5 yd patterns to the WR.. Since plax is hurt.. He can not go deep anyway.. And Boss and other are posetion guys.. If i really put my arm into it, i can go 10yds, i know i can.. Plus i would really like to wear the uniform of my boyhood hero and real NY QB legend, Phil Simms.. Unlike that drunk hack Namath.. He actualy DID something in the SB that he won.. And did not need to make a win win BS Guarentee to be known. The fact that this hack Namath is in the HOF and Phil is not, is a true crime. So please, Please find it in your heart..

Love

Chad

Wow, Chad. Thanks for the kind words. Can you play any TE? Cause we really dont need Shockey

[Namath's Fur Coat]

Hey Matty!

I think I have a better claim to the Hall of Fame my friend. But what would you know, you ask people who to root for after ur "team" is out? I endured all that drunk cunt's antics while he threw interception after interception. Without me, he's nowhere. I'm just glad Jeremiah Trotter saw my value and stole me (he's sooo good at that) from Namath's closet (he saw Eli in there with Orton) as you can see from my avatar.

In closing, fuck that cunt and it's nice to have a new color!


http://www.authenticsportscollectibles.com/store/images/01500_namaphs016017.jpg

[Tom Coughlin]

Mr. Coughlin... If i may ask, i would really like to have a job with the real NY team, The New York Football Giants.. I know i am not nearly as good as Eli Manning (love him!) And my arm is about as good as your daughters.... I can still help out.. I mean i can throw 3-5 yd patterns to the WR.. Since plax is hurt.. He can not go deep anyway.. And Boss and other are posetion guys.. If i really put my arm into it, i can go 10yds, i know i can.. Plus i would really like to wear the uniform of my boyhood hero and real NY QB legend, Phil Simms.. Unlike that drunk hack Namath.. He actualy DID something in the SB that he won.. And did not need to make a win win BS Guarentee to be known. The fact that this hack Namath is in the HOF and Phil is not, is a true crime. So please, Please find it in your heart..

Love

Chad


WHAT?? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?? FIRST YOU INSULT MY DAUGHTERS ARM BY COMPARING IT TO YOURS?? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU... HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.. AND SUCKING UP TO THAT FAGOT ELI IS NO WAY TO GET INTO MY GOOD GRACES... AND WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED YOU?? WITH YOUR ARM I MIGHT AS WELL RUN THE BALL FOR 50 PLAYS. THE RESULT WILL BE THE SAME. AND WE CAN ACTUALLY GO MORE THAN 2 YARDS MOST OF THE TIME. YOU CAN HOW EVER HAVE A JOB HERE AS THE DESIGNATED PLAYER TO GO TO THROW TO PEE WEE LEAGUERS ALTHOUGH I AM NOT SURE YOU CAN OUT THROW THEM EITHER!!!

[RodneyHarrison]

Hey Matty!

I think I have a better claim to the Hall of Fame my friend. But what would you know, you ask people who to root for after ur "team" is out? I endured all that drunk cunt's antics while he threw interception after interception. Without me, he's nowhere. I'm just glad Jeremiah Trotter saw my value and stole me (he's sooo good at that) from Namath's closet (he saw Eli in there with Orton) as you can see from my avatar.

In closing, fuck that cunt and it's nice to have a new color!


http://www.authenticsportscollectibles.com/store/images/01500_namaphs016017.jpg

Rodney Harrison likes fur coats, cause Rodney Harrison knows Rodney Harrison can hold like 50 kits of the shit in a fur coat. In fact, Thats how Rodney Harrison would ship the shit to Clemens. In a fur coat addressed to his wife, Andy Pettite

PRINT IT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF ALL THE NEWSPAPERS IN THE UNITED RODNEY'S OF HARRISON

[Tom Coughlin]

Wow, Chad. Thanks for the kind words. Can you play any TE? Cause we really dont need Shockey

WHAT THE FUCK?? HAS ALL OF THAT WES WALKER CUM YOU HAVE BEEN SWALLOWING MADE YOU DEPH?? YOUR NOT ON THIS TEAM ANYMORE.. YOU GAY TARD!

[RonMexico]

WHAT?? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?? FIRST YOU INSULT MY DAUGHTERS ARM BY COMPARING IT TO YOURS?? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU... HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.. AND SUCKING UP TO THAT FAGOT ELI IS NO WAY TO GET INTO MY GOOD GRACES... AND WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED YOU?? WITH YOUR ARM I MIGHT AS WELL RUN THE BALL FOR 50 PLAYS. THE RESULT WILL BE THE SAME. AND WE CAN ACTUALLY GO MORE THAN 2 YARDS MOST OF THE TIME. YOU CAN HOW EVER HAVE A JOB HERE AS THE DESIGNATED PLAYER TO GO TO THROW TO PEE WEE LEAGUERS ALTHOUGH I AM NOT SURE YOU CAN OUT THROW THEM EITHER!!!

If you are gonna need a QB around 2009 or so, I'll be available

[MattCassel]

Somebody Please Talk To Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnnyCakes]

I'D LOVE TO SUCK SOME COCK

DOES ANYONE HAVE SOME COCK

I'D LOVE TO SUCK SOME COCK

[Brokeback Brady]

Oh man, I'm loving my fellow QBs and their plight in this thread. You all should come visit the Brady ranch this summer. Rodney, you know what I'm talking about. Steroids aren't the only injections my lil bear likes. I miss you Eli. I hope to see you in Arizona, but then again, Ryan Grant likes to go long!

My Ranch:
http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%209-05%20Tom%20Brady%20in%20Rockmount%20693-Brown.JPG

[Brokeback Brady]

Here's me when I was going to make my cock a new fur coat.


http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/i/Tom_Brady_Stetson.jpg

Don't worry, I'm an animal lover. :wink:

[EliManning]

Oh man, I'm loving my fellow QBs and their plight in this thread. You all should come visit the Brady ranch this summer. Rodney, you know what I'm talking about. Steroids aren't the only injections my lil bear likes. I miss you Eli. I hope to see you in Arizona, but then again, Ryan Grant likes to go long!

My Ranch:
http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%209-05%20Tom%20Brady%20in%20Rockmount%20693-Brown.JPG

Just text me the date. Ill buy all the "snacks"

[BillBelichick]

Somebody Please Talk To Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here I am, slipping into my nightgown, about to slide under my pink satin sheets to go to sleep and I get a call from Tom, saying there a gaping hole in his ass, yet again. And here I find you, posting nonsense, yet again. Motherfuck. I guess I have to waste another draft on a backup college QB in a year when I ALREADY LOST ONE CATERING TO THE FAGGOTS ON THIS GODDAMN TEAM. I'M GODDAMN SICK OF ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!

I'm done with you Cassel. Whose the backup on LSU? Hell, I just take noodle arm Pennington over there, its not like he'll ever play a snap.

[BillBelichick]

Here's me when I was going to make my cock a new fur coat.


http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/i/Tom_Brady_Stetson.jpg

Don't worry, I'm an animal lover. :wink:

It's alright, you can go back to your room. I'm taking care of that hole in your ass. Someone who looks vaguely retarded and can't throw the football past his longest toe will be coming to refuge in your ass cave. Everything will be fine. Go back to bed.

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison cant take this fag shit no more. Rodney Harrison is gone. Rodney Harrison is starting Rodney Harrisons own league, to be called the National Rodney Harrison League. There will be 50 teams, one for each Rodney Harrison state in the United Rodney's of Harrison. Rodney Harrison will use that waterhead as a ball, and the league will comence with Rodney Harrison as the only player/coach and Mark Cuban as the owner of all 50 Team Rodney Harrison's

[Chad Pennington]

Here I am, slipping into my nightgown, about to slide under my pink satin sheets to go to sleep and I get a call from Tom, saying there a gaping hole in his ass, yet again. And here I find you, posting nonsense, yet again. Motherfuck. I guess I have to waste another draft on a backup college QB in a year when I ALREADY LOST ONE CATERING TO THE FAGGOTS ON THIS GODDAMN TEAM. I'M GODDAMN SICK OF ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!

I'm done with you Cassel. Whose the backup on LSU? Hell, I just take noodle arm Pennington over there, its not like he'll ever play a snap.


OH OH!! Did some one say Noodle arm?? I AM YOUR GUY.. It would be an Honer into getting to Toms fine ass.. Id make a nice home there.. Plus i would be working for a real coach, unlike fat bastard Mangina!

[BillBelichick]

OH OH!! Did some one say Noodle arm?? I AM YOUR GUY.. It would be an Honer into getting to Toms fine ass.. Id make a nice home there.. Plus i would be working for a real coach, unlike fat bastard Mangina!

Two tries and there's still major spelling and grammar mistakes. Take an English book in there with you.

[Brokeback Brady]

Hey coach. I thought you told me you wore those sweat pants and hoodies bc it hid the "raging HARD ONS" my ass and pinpoint accuracy gave you. Hell, you told me there is NOTHING hotter than a Andy Pettite Chin Divot to fuck while watching game film from a perfect season. Why do you think I'm playing so well? I want to make your dreams come true!!

Here's a preview to the night of Feb 2nd after the game!!1

http://data2.blog.de/media/068/904068_8315979c15_m.jpeg

A close up of my chin just for you!

http://celebsnow.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/101307-brady-stetson.jpg

[BillBelichick]

Hey coach. I thought you told me you wore those sweat pants and hoodies bc it hid the "raging HARD ONS" my ass and pinpoint accuracy gave you. Hell, you told me there is NOTHING hotter than a Andy Pettite Chin Divot to fuck while watching game film from a perfect season. Why do you think I'm playing so well? I want to make your dreams come true!!

Here's a preview to the night of Feb 2nd after the game!!1

http://data2.blog.de/media/068/904068_8315979c15_m.jpeg

A close up of my chin just for you!

http://celebsnow.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/101307-brady-stetson.jpg

Yeah. I also wear those clothes because they are the only male clothes I can stand. If could stand out there in sequined evening gown I would. Now go to sleep. We have a big day of practice tomorrow. I'll be in to sing you a gay lullaby in a second.

[Brokeback Brady]

Come on Roger, tell everyone how much you like Andy and why!?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/KappaJota/yankee.jpg

http://noahhunt.org/AndyPettitte/AndyPettitte29.jpg

[Brokeback Brady]

Yeah. I also wear those clothes because they are the only male clothes I can stand. If could stand out there in sequined evening gown I would. Now go to sleep. We have a big day of practice tomorrow. I'll be in to sing you a gay lullaby in a second.

Shucks coach, you make me miss my daddy!

[Tom Coughlin]

Two tries and there's still major spelling and grammar mistakes. Take an English book in there with you.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?? STEVE FROM BAYSIDE?? CHAD DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO SPELL BECAUSE HE IS BUSY TRYING TO FIND A JOB.. WHO IS GOING TO HIRE HIM?? I HEAR MARSHALL IS GOING TO DISOWN HIM SOON THEY CAN'T TAKE THE FACT THAT THIS NOODLE GIRL ARM BARES THEIR NAME. YOU ARE A POMPOUS HOMO FOR NOT HIRING HIM AFTER HE BEGGED YOU TO GO THERE... I HOPE YOU TRIP ON YOUR HIGH HEELS AND HIT YOUR HEAD THE GOAL POST. THAT WAS RANDY CAN STEAL YOUR PURSE AND BEAT HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH IT.YOU HOMO!

[Steve From Bayside]

What the hell is going on in here? Just like Iran, there has never been and never will be a gay yankee!! The yankees don't stand for it and all this gay talk makes yankee nation sick. In fact, if Johan Santana doesn't come to New York, it proves he's gay. Gays play in Boston and Toronto, everyone knows that.

Hank Steinbrenner o lord, lead the way!

[Steve From Bayside]

Of course Rodney Harrison is gay too. Boston....

[parkway_jesus]

I condemn this thread and all who reside in it. Especially Eli for costing me by covering the spread against New England in week #17. Since WHEN did you learn to throw the ball to your own team? Come on, you used to be just like Namath! Your punk ass cost 27 g's!!! Hell is waiting now, especially knowing you're gay and trying to land a fellow bearded man in my image.

[Fezticle98]

Did all the board characters quit for the day as well?

[BillBelichick]

Did you hear? We're going against ELI MANNING!!!!!!! I haven't gameplanned at all for two weeks. I think I'll throw something together in a drunken stupor Saturday night.

Brady's boot was my idea. Next I think I'm gonna have the media find some AZT in Moss's locker. Then I'll take away Seau's metamucil. He'll be constipated with 5 days worth of elderly man shit and we'll STILL win Sunday. I might even take a knife and slice Welker's achilles! Why not? I could play the slot receiver and we'll still win by 3 touchdowns.

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison gonna make sure the game stays within 10 points, coach. Cause Rodney Harrison bet 1 million dollars on the Giants

[MattCassel]

Can I play this weekend, coach? I heard Tom Brady's foot hurt, but I wasn't invited to the team meating. You guys musta forgot to call me or something

[BillBelichick]

Can I play this weekend, coach? I heard Tom Brady's foot hurt, but I wasn't invited to the team meating. You guys musta forgot to call me or something

Now we purposely didn't invite you. You're starting. But you are not allowed to look at the playbook or see or talk to any teammates before the first play. You are going to parachute in for the first play.

We have to do this because its the only hope we have in helping Rodney win his bet.

Actually, it would help if you cut your tongue out. If you start and can't call plays I think we just might be able to keep this within 10.

[mikeyboy]

You fucks really need to stay in this thread.

[MattCassel]

Now we purposely didn't invite you. You're starting. But you are not allowed to look at the playbook or see or talk to any teammates before the first play. You are going to parachute in for the first play.

We have to do this because its the only hope we have in helping Rodney win his bet.

Actually, it would help if you cut your tongue out. If you start and can't call plays I think we just might be able to keep this within 10.

I would do anything to play, Coach. I dont need a tongue, no one talks to me anyway

[BillBelichick]

You fucks really need to stay in this thread.

You're a character too? I could have SWORN you were real!

Are you really Ron?

[mikeyboy]

You're a character too? I could have SWORN you were real!

Are you really Ron?

I'm Joe Poo.

[Dr.Rockso]

ceh ceh ceh YEAH!!!!

I'm Dr.Rockso, the ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN!!!

I DO COCAINE!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

ceh ceh ceh YEAH!!!!

I'm Dr.Rockso, the ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN!!!

I DO COCAINE!!!

i love your song!

[Rorschach]

faggots

[Chocolate Milk]

This was good, but now this is dumb

[ralphbxny]

I am accused of being both a Board and Bored Character!

[DavidTyree]

WHERE ARE YOU RODNEY? I OWN YOUR ASS!!!!! I OWNED YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Tyree has now taken ownership of what is now known as David Tyree's gimmick. David Tyree now has owner ship over David Tyree's cache of HGH. David Tyree has conquered the nation now known as the United David's of Tyree!

PRINT IT!

[sailor]

WHERE ARE YOU RODNEY? I OWN YOUR ASS!!!!! I OWNED YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Tyree has now taken ownership of what is now known as David Tyree's gimmick. David Tyree now has owner ship over David Tyree's cache of HGH. David Tyree has conquered the nation now known as the United David's of Tyree!

PRINT IT!

you're the man now

[RodneyHarrison]

Rodney Harrison is happy. Rodney Harrison just won $1000000

[Tom Coughlin]

! Hey Bill... Bill.. What?? You Had To Rush To Put On Your Dress And Purse? You Weren't Man Enough To Shake My Hand?? You Can Have Your 18 Wins.. I Will Take My 14 And The Super Bowl!! Suck On This! And I Saw You Trying To Tape Us.. You Are Lucky I Just Kicked Your Guy Out And Did Not Rat You Out Like Faggot Mangini.. You Can Also Have That Reg Season Win Too


I Own You!!!!!


Oh Yea.. Fuck You Tiki!!!

Eli.. You Can Suck As Many Dicks As You Want.. You Are Ok With Me From Now On!!

[DavidTyree]

Rodney Harrison is happy. Rodney Harrison just won $1000000

To use that gimmick yall need written permission from me, David Tyree, and from a federal judge of the United David's of Tyree on a letter certified by a notary public of the United David's of Tyree!

AND I AINT GIVIN IT TO YOU!!!!!!!!! CAUSE I OWN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!

[lleeder]

I hope Tom gets a face cream endorsement.

[EliManning]

! Hey Bill... Bill.. What?? You Had To Rush To Put On Your Dress And Purse? You Weren't Man Enough To Shake My Hand?? You Can Have Your 18 Wins.. I Will Take My 14 And The Super Bowl!! Suck On This! And I Saw You Trying To Tape Us.. You Are Lucky I Just Kicked Your Guy Out And Did Not Rat You Out Like Faggot Mangini.. You Can Also Have That Reg Season Win Too


I Own You!!!!!


Oh Yea.. Fuck You Tiki!!!

Eli.. You Can Suck As Many Dicks As You Want.. You Are Ok With Me From Now On!!

Gee ,thanks coach. Look at my cool new avatar

[EliManning]

Yall need written permission from me, David Tyree, and from a federal judge of the United David's of Tyree on a letter certified by a notary public of the United David's of Tyree!

AND I AINT GIVIN IT TO YOU!!!!!!!!! CAUSE I OWN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!

While Snoogans appreciates the effort, you really could try to be original instead of just rippin off everyone else's gimmick, HBox

[GarageGriller]

What a SB .I got to BBQ, ya know, even though the weather sucks. Thats cause I just bring the grill into the garage and close the door. Perfect.


GO GIANTS

[Lee Von Helm]

Who Is The BIG Man Now?

[PapaBear]

You seriously did that with 3 mods and an admin online?:banning: