Bowling with Gwen...

[Pootertoot]

I'm beating her to this to spare myself the humiliation.

After much shit-talking from both sides, I met Gwen for the first time at the New Roc City Bowling Alley, determined to win her friendship by robbing her pride. In retrospect, I'm not sure how that would work, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

But on the way home, my penis fell off and rolled into a sewer grate. She beat me 2 games to 1, the last game being an EMBARASSING show on my part.

Fortunately, we didn't bet anything on this, but I will warn you all...don't fuck with the Gwenny Bear. She's got Girl Power behind her.

And for those of you masturbating along...yes, she is very much the turbohottie.

The entire affair ended with something along the lines of "I'm never fucking inviting you anywhere again, you fucking mutant. Go back to whatever fucking sewer you crawled out of." and some very nicely aimed projectile spit.

So I think, all in all, it went well.

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[girl germs]

dude, bowling rocks!

congrats to gwen for beating your ass!

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[Pootertoot]

Oh, and I threw her cellphone on the floor, 'cause I'm a smooth operator.

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[IkeaBoy]

fuck it man, let's go bowling

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

[girl germs]

fuck school, i want to go bowling right now.

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[Pootertoot]

We can always have an unofficial Ronfez.net bowling tournament...who's game?

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[Gwen]

Lou, ya know I love to love ya, but just to further imasculate you the score of our last game:
<b>Gwen 157
Lou 76</b>

Hahahahhaaha I rock! Its all about girl power and the damn orange pin. Im down for the RF bowling tourney!

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[Pootertoot]

Score for the first game:

Lou: 279
Gwen: 3

At least that's how I remember it.

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[Gwen]

YOu evil bad man you lie so much! I'll fess up it was 85 to 125 the first game. Whoop de doo I still whooped you by more so you dont have to lie to make friends damn it

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[JustJon]

it's ok, we all knew Genny could beat your ass down any time she wanted.

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[EffMeBoobs]

So can I call Lou the GutterBall King? Did they put the rubber bumpers in the game that Lou won?

Kudos to Lou on finally getting some rf.net balls and meeting a fellow member!

Love you both! I say we do a bowling crawl. Well some of us would take that as diving head first into the pins. ;)

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[Gvac]

They serve beer in bowling alleys, right?

I'm in.

And Pooter, you're gay.

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[Pootertoot]

Only when you ask me to be, gvac.

I will fucking kill all of you if we all go bowling. I only lost to make Gwen feel better about my winning the first game, since she's the sweetest. That's the ticket.

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[girl germs]

i'm going bowling tomorrow at the lanes near my house. best way to relieve some stress right now.

there should definitely be some kind of ronfez.net bowling tournament. that would be kick ass!

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[Gwen]

. I only lost to make Gwen feel better about my winning the first game, since she's the sweetest


Rar! How could you do that and taint my victory like that. I know I won fair and square. I told you to bowl like you could because I could take the defeat. I dotn like fake winning thats ghetto!
By the way Tom Poo: I pegged him with the dodgeball as per your request.

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[TomPoo]

Wow, pooter, GWEN must REALLY like you to let you win one game. I am sure there are things your better at than GWEN, maybe knitting? or perhaps baking?

Oh and GWEN... your ROCK once again!!!

I bet you didn't see that dodgeball coming Mr. Pooter!!!!! GWEN, my personal Dodgeball assasin, not only beat you in bowling but made you my first OFFICIAL dodgeball victim!!! So take that and Shove it up your pooter!!!

AND let this be a lesson to gvac and HECKLER, you don't know when I will strike, but be warned, the dodgeball War is now on!!!!!

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[Sheeplovr]

She had a unfair advange if shes a TURBO HOTTIE.

dudes cant funtion around pretty girls its a law of nature.

I say you have a remacth Taliban style.

number 333 its the way to be
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[Pootertoot]

Gwen won fair and square. I'm just kiddin' ya.

But you're going down next time.

TomPoo, you're a bitch and you will pay for your insolence. Just wait. The red dawn awaits you.

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[KateTheWitch]

Did they put the rubber bumpers in the game that Lou won?

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! EMB beat me to it. Do you have any idea how long I sit on this side of the monitor and absolutely agonize over what I'm going to say, what I'm going to ask, how to phrase my words to give the greatest effect? I'm an artist, dammit! And then, just because I have to wait until after sundown to emerge, somebody beats me to the perfect question. And of course it would be EMB (just cuz she's that damn good). But DAMMIT! ~sigh~

I'm gonna go pout now.

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[HordeKing1]

People we're missing the most important part of this story.

Lou and Gwen went out! AWWWW. Big smile and hugs to both.

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