The God of Iron with John Cena [Archive]

LordofIron

05-28-2006, 08:34 PM

That's right kids.  Your's truely the Lord of Iron the Iron Warrior himself not only allowed John Cena to pose with him but also  allowed the Champ to train with him for 2 days at his Gold's Gym here in New Fu#$ing Jersey.  If any of you kids would like to see the great one oh and John Cena train the next time RAW comes to Trenton, you hit me up and I'll allow you entrance to the gym to watch from a distance as John and I once again throw around the cold hard Iron and steel.  You will not be permitted to talk to him until after we are done.  As john would say..,..Word Life on dat.Oh well forget the photo, this site doesn't allow me to add photos from my pc.  only if hosted or some crap from something like geocities I'm told and it's not worth my time to go through all that.  I'll show it to Funkman and he can tell you how totally fu#$ing awesome I look next to JC.  I must admit I do look awefully wide standing next to Johnny boy.

This message was edited by LordofIron on 5-29-06 @ 12:39 AM

Marc with a c

05-28-2006, 08:45 PM

FezPaul

05-28-2006, 08:46 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/yawn.jpg

FUNKMAN

05-28-2006, 08:47 PM

narc

05-28-2006, 08:50 PM

Maybe I would've been interested if you had done that with someone cooler. 
 
Like JBL.

FezPaul

05-28-2006, 08:56 PM

narc wrote: Maybe I would've been interested if you had done that with someone cooler. Like JBL. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/lbj.jpgOr LBJ.

LordofIron

05-28-2006, 09:07 PM

Hey guys.  in all seriousness.   John Cena was one hell of a nice guy.  I've met a lot of wrestlers in my day and I'm 43 and let me tell you, the guy talked to anyone and everyone. Turned nobody away for an autograph or a picture.  He answered training questions for some younger guys and shook more hands in the time he was there then LBJ in his entire time in office.   Now I have noticed that JC has been taking a lot of heat as of late and I'm not sure why other then people wanting to see him turn heel.  I thought he was a  great guy and it was a pleasure talking to him and training with him.  Since there are so many haters here I'm glad I didn't post the pic afterall. 

LordofIron

05-28-2006, 09:10 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: <img src="http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/gif/ya5.gif" border="0" /> Oh damn RON!!! You were just sitting 10 feet from me when you typed this you SOB.  I'm gonna kick your ass you jerk.  lol

narc

05-28-2006, 09:15 PM

From everything I've seen he actually does seem like a nice guy. Then again, I could say the same thing about my Uncle. But I don't think much of either of them as wrestlers. 
Although I suppose it isn't John Cena's fault that his gimmick is an overexposed abortion. But a heel turn wouldn't solve that problem.

Iamnotatool

05-29-2006, 10:00 AM

the true joke here is that a 43 year old fool got a hardon due to posing like a douche bag, next to John Cena.Again, he got excited about posing next to John Cena.Thats top of the pyramid shit right there.

narc

05-29-2006, 10:21 AM

2 things: 
I love that he though that we'd all want to line up like 7 year olds at Disney World once we found out about John Cena at his gym - and then he would only let us watch from a distance. Like Cena was our conquering hero we needed to validate our existance. 
I love that he used "word life" in his response. It's not even cool when Cena does it, and that's his gimmick. 
On the bright side, this is probably the most uncomfortable thread on the board right now, which I love.

Dirtybird12

05-29-2006, 10:44 AM

can we watch u guys shoot each other up with roids? perry roids?<img height="282" src="http://www.digitaljournal.com/photo/050312steroids3.jpg" width="230" border="0" />

torker

05-29-2006, 10:59 AM

Since there are so many haters here I'm glad I didn't post the pic afterall.  At least we can still smell his cock on your breath.

Flea_Man

05-29-2006, 11:42 AM

I will say that I too have met John Cena and he was a really cool guy when I did. Talked about wrestling for a bit and he posed for a pic. Nice dude. I also talked to his cousin (Trademark) for a long time about old school wrestling and music. I had no idea who he was until a few months afterwards when his CD came out.

Gmann

05-29-2006, 12:01 PM

Im just fascinated by the fact a 40something yr old guy used the word "haters". Best thread going so far!

Dirtybird12

05-29-2006, 01:19 PM

Gmann wrote: Im just fascinated by the fact a 40something yr old guy used the word "haters". Best thread going so far!Im just fascinated by the fact that a 40something yr old guy wants his picture taken with a pro wrestler.

Gmann

05-29-2006, 02:06 PM

That too.

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 08:43 PM

My point exactly.  It is just nice to see that a guy in the lime light is so down to earth and would spend his free time talking to the people that make him who he is.   Like I said before he is a class act. 

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 08:44 PM

There are a lot of immature people here I see.  Many of your responses are so childish in nature that I won't even comment on them especially since that is what you crave.  lol   What a bunch of tools. 

FezPaul

06-03-2006, 08:50 PM

Ya know, LordofIron, or may I call you Lord?Complaining about immature people on this board is like complaining about water in the ocean.Since you seem to be a friend of Funkman's I'd say people have been taking easy on you.Wait a minute.....LordofIron...Funk's real name is Ron...Iron....I Ron.Okay dude, I'm onto ya.

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 09:04 PM

Very good but in all seriousness,  I work with Ron.  The photo is really me but my posts were all meant to be a goof on wrestling.  I wrote them as some egotistical personality that you would see on the wrestling shows and even my name is a spoof on wrestling.   How people reacted to my posts just amazed me though.  I've always said, I wonder if these same people would talk to me with that type of respect in person and the two times I've actually had the pleasure of meeting up with these types of people they could't back peddle quick enough.  You see I'll sit back and take the shit knowing that there is always that slim chance that one day we will meet. 

FezPaul

06-03-2006, 09:12 PM

LordofIron wrote: Very good but in all seriousness,  I work with Ron.  The photo is really me but my posts were all meant to be a goof on wrestling.  I wrote them as some egotistical personality that you would see on the wrestling shows and even my name is a spoof on wrestling.   How people reacted to my posts just amazed me though.  I've always said, I wonder if these same people would talk to me with that type of respect in person and the two times I've actually had the pleasure of meeting up with these types of people they could't back peddle quick enough.  You see I'll sit back and take the shit knowing that there is always that slim chance that one day we will meet.  So you're the LordofIrony.

Tenbatsuzen

06-03-2006, 09:27 PM

LordofIron wrote: Very good but in all seriousness, I work with Ron. The photo is really me but my posts were all meant to be a goof on wrestling. I wrote them as some egotistical personality that you would see on the wrestling shows and even my name is a spoof on wrestling. How people reacted to my posts just amazed me though. I've always said, I wonder if these same people would talk to me with that type of respect in person and the two times I've actually had the pleasure of meeting up with these types of people they could't back peddle quick enough. You see I'll sit back and take the shit knowing that there is always that slim chance that one day we will meet.   If you want to be taken seriously on a board, don't be a poser.  Be yourself.  Honesty and sincerity is key.  I think you're a tool because you go into a wrestling forum to be a "goof", and no one knows who you are or what the fuck your deal is. If you acted like that in real life, I'd call you a tool to your face.  How did you EXPECT the response to be when you admitted that your initial posts were a "goof and spoof", and a completely stupid and unfunny one at that?  To get attention for yourself?  Was that it? Apparently, this isn't the first time you've pulled this shit because you talk about people "backpeddaling"... well, maybe if you were yourself and not trying to fuck with people for your own fucking games, you wouldn't be put into that kind of situation.

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 09:31 PM

hahaha  yea I suppose so.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 09:37 PM

Holy Shit! You know Ron aka Funkman? What's he like? I hear he's a cool
and all around nice guy. Got any pics with him lifting iron? When's the
next time he's going to be at your gym? I want to ger his autograph.

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 09:45 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  LordofIron wrote: Very good but in all seriousness, I work with Ron. The photo is really me but my posts were all meant to be a goof on wrestling. I wrote them as some egotistical personality that you would see on the wrestling shows and even my name is a spoof on wrestling. How people reacted to my posts just amazed me though. I've always said, I wonder if these same people would talk to me with that type of respect in person and the two times I've actually had the pleasure of meeting up with these types of people they could't back peddle quick enough. You see I'll sit back and take the shit knowing that there is always that slim chance that one day we will meet.   If you want to be taken seriously on a board, don't be a poser.  Be yourself.  Honesty and sincerity is key.  When you read between the lines the honesty and sincerity was there.  My true opinions were there but in a pretend charachter... Just a bad goof obviously.********I think you're a tool because you go into a wrestling forum to be a "goof", and no one knows who you are or what the fuck your deal is.Nobody needs to know who I really am.  I'm not your friend nor do I care to be your friend or anyone elses here.  My deal was have fun and post my thoughts on wrestling in a fun way.   That hard to comprehend?************If you acted like that in real life, I'd call you a tool to your face.  Now this I absolutely will call you a liar about.  I doubt very much you would call me a tool to my face or anything else for that matter.  Be real bro, just like you expect me to be here.  ***************How did you EXPECT the response to be when you admitted that your initial posts were a "goof and spoof", and a completely stupid and unfunny one at that?  To get attention for yourself?  Was that it?NO intentions other to have fun.  I am not one to require attention from perfect strangers on an internet.    I believe I get all the attention I require in "real" life.  *****************Apparently, this isn't the first time you've pulled this shit because you talk about people "backpeddaling"... well, maybe if you were yourself and not trying to fuck with people for your own fucking games, you wouldn't be put into that kind of situation.Actually,  the backpeddaling occurred from bodybuilding forums where I 'seriously"  offered advise and training tips etc.  But you always get assholes that come by and call you names and degrade bodybuilding and bodybuilders personnally.  Your all on steroids.  All bbers are gay  etc etc.    Long story short, I recognized several people from here in NJ and I approached them.  What happened from there is not relative other then they weren't soo tuff anymore.

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 09:48 PM

mdr55 wrote: Holy Shit! You know Ron aka Funkman? What's he like? I hear he's a cool and all around nice guy. Got any pics with him lifting iron? When's the next time he's going to be at your gym? I want to ger his autograph. Ronny is exactly what you've heard.  There isn't a cooler or nicer guy around.  It's a pleasure working with him.   Pics of Ronny with Iron? hahaha  ok that was funny.  Ron doesn't lift nothing but a guitar my friend.  He is soo damn layed back it is funny.  The guy comes to work in shorts and sandles and we work in a Data center.   I will see Ron tomorrow night.  I'll take a photo of him with my cell phone and post it for you if your serious.   The way peeps are being here with me, I never know who is serious now.

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 09:52 PM

If you post something, be prepared to get tooled on or go home.  It's just that simple.

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 09:55 PM

<img height="206" src="http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2005/07/25/airplane.jpg" width="421" border="0" />"Ya ever been in a Turkish Prison?"

mdr55

06-03-2006, 09:59 PM

<img border="0" src="http://www.hudsoncity.net/tubesgerman/pathcarsoutsidejsq.jpg" />I got a new ride. Hey, it gets me where I want to go. And I save on gas.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" />

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:02 PM

Jesus Christ, you should do a few more reps to build up thicker skin.

Tenbatsuzen

06-03-2006, 10:07 PM

LordofIron wrote: NO intentions other to have fun. I am not one to require attention from perfect strangers on an internet. I believe I get all the attention I require in "real" life.    Oh really?  Then what's the deal with your Avatar?

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:10 PM

Dude! Leave grampa alone. He might have an anerisym or something (like blow a blood clot).

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:11 PM

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:13 PM

It's real to me dammit.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" />

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:14 PM

We're all geeks?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" />

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 10:16 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  LordofIron wrote: NO intentions other to have fun. I am not one to require attention from perfect strangers on an internet. I believe I get all the attention I require in "real" life.     Oh really?  Then what's the deal with your Avatar?  What the hell are you going on about now you woman!!!!  Jesus Christ do me a favor and just go the fuck away alright?  I'm done with you. YOu're just looking to piss me off and start shit that you can't nor won't back up in person so just back the fuck off now.  Enough is enough.  The photo is me.  LIke I said, my photo and similar ones are from my Bodybuilding site but at least  it is me.  YOu want to mock me now on what I look like then go ahead but post a pic of your pathetic self in the meantime so I can verbally bitchslap you in return.  Instead you post the face of some jerkoff with a very gay hair cut, stupid ass grin and looks like a damn simpleton and dork at that.  

This message was edited by LordofIron on 6-4-06 @ 2:17 AM

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:18 PM

Let's settle this. Both of you post pics of your girl and the one who's hottest wins.What say you?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" />

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:20 PM

Can't we get along you motherfuckers?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" />

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:20 PM

Worst board character, EVER!

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:21 PM

<img height="160" src="http://www.guidautile.com/blog/img/Rod_Todd.jpg" width="202" border="0" />"IRON HELPS US PLAY!"

FezPaul

06-03-2006, 10:21 PM

LordofIron wrote:   Instead you post the face of some jerkoff with a very gay hair cut, stupid ass grin and looks like a damn simpleton and dork at that.  This is Funkman's best gag ever!    <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:25 PM

<img height="736" src="http://www.evan.org/Misc/Dragon2004/ironman.jpg" width="529" border="0" />LOOK OUT LEGOLAS!  It's LORD OF IRONMAN!!!

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:26 PM

BOW BEFORE YOUR LORD!!!<img height="500" src="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000291PVC.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="411" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:27 PM

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:27 PM

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:28 PM

<img height="200" src="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/78/de/pr-Golf_Clubs-Adams_Ultimate_Iron_Golf_Clubs_With_Bag-resized200.jpg" width="200" border="0" />We are ready to serve you, my lord.

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 10:28 PM

Fine man.  YOu guys all win.  I won't post here anymore.  I'll be sure to let Funkman know what a pleasure you all were.  You all just don't let the fuck up.  Relentless to the end and seriously, like a bunch of women.   Think about it.   you say something wrong or it's taken wrong by your wife and this is what you live with for a day or two.   You know i'm right.You say something wrong to a guy like:  YOu look like a lard ass today to fat fuck"  , they call you a jerkoff and it's over.Wehre do you guys fall here?  The wife analogy 100%   Thanks for the wonderful visit here.

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:30 PM

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:31 PM

Wow. Ron talks about us at work. That's swell.Tell Funkman I said hi.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" />

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:32 PM

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:33 PM

LordofIron wrote: 
 YOu look like a lard ass today to fat fuck" 
 What does that even mean?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" /> <blockquote />

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:34 PM

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:36 PM

LordofIron wrote: Fine man.  YOu guys all win.  I won't post here anymore.  I'll be sure to let Funkman know what a pleasure you all were.  You all just don't let the fuck up.  Relentless to the end and seriously, like a bunch of women.   Think about it.   you say something wrong or it's taken wrong by your wife and this is what you live with for a day or two.   You know i'm right.You say something wrong to a guy like:  YOu look like a lard ass today to fat fuck"  , they call you a jerkoff and it's over.Wehre do you guys fall here?  The wife analogy 100%   Thanks for the wonderful visit here.  Yea, we're the problem.  The people who post here and keep this place moving.  Keep telling yourself that all the way to the door.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:38 PM

At least he said good-bye. But isn't that calling the kettle black?

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:38 PM

<img height="262" src="http://home.att.net/~chuckayoub/black_sabbath/black_sabbath_lyrics.jpg" width="400" border="0" />"I AM IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:39 PM

Stop scaring the newbs away!

FezPaul

06-03-2006, 10:39 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/feminist-thumb.jpg

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 10:40 PM

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 10:41 PM

Hypothetical analogy.     You insult a guy they call you something in return and it's over.  That not the case with these guys.  They keep at you like a woman would.

FezPaul

06-03-2006, 10:42 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/iron-horse-6751.jpg

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 10:48 PM

Listen up pork chop  anytime you want to take it offline you say the word.  Your little drum shop is a stones throw away.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:50 PM

LordofIron wrote: Hypothetical
analogy. You insult a guy they call you something in return and it's
over.  Not
really. It escalates into a big shouting match with each guy trying to
get the last word......then the fist a cuffs come flying. What
neighborhood you live in?  That's how it is in my hood. And if you lose......you come back with more peeps. <blockquote />

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 10:50 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: LordofIron wrote: Fine man.  YOu guys all win.  I won't post here anymore.  I'll be sure to let Funkman know what a pleasure you all were.  You all just don't let the fuck up.  Relentless to the end and seriously, like a bunch of women.   Think about it.   you say something wrong or it's taken wrong by your wife and this is what you live with for a day or two.   You know i'm right.You say something wrong to a guy like:  YOu look like a lard ass today to fat fuck"  , they call you a jerkoff and it's over.Wehre do you guys fall here?  The wife analogy 100%   Thanks for the wonderful visit here.  Yea, we're the problem.  The people who post here and keep this place moving.  Keep telling yourself that all the way to the door.Listen up fat ass, anytime you want to take this offline your drum shop is only a stones throw away.  You just say the word.

narc

06-03-2006, 10:52 PM

I say the Lord should back up his mouth. I want to know all his vital stats - how broad his chest is, body fat, circumference of his biceps, etc. I want to see just how bad he could pound me into the dust.

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 10:52 PM

mdr55 wrote:  LordofIron wrote: Hypothetical analogy. You insult a guy they call you something in return and it's over.  Not really. It escalates into a big shouting match with each guy trying to get the last word......then the fist a cuffs come flying. What neighborhood you live in?  That's how it is in my hood. And if you lose......you come back with more peeps.  Very funny stuff. you almost had me laugh there.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:52 PM

Didn't you just say that a couple of post above?     So what happened to leaving.  The big Good Bye is never a good bye.  Just ask moe.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:55 PM

Who would win:A person who pumps iron or a person who pumps drums?

mdr55

06-03-2006, 10:58 PM

LordofIron wrote: mdr55 wrote: LordofIron wrote: Hypothetical analogy. You insult a guy they call you something in return and it's over. Not
really. It escalates into a big shouting match with each guy trying to
get the last word......then the fist a cuffs come flying. What
neighborhood you live in? That's how it is in my hood. And if you lose......you come back with more peeps. Very funny stuff. you almost had me laugh there.  No joke there. I'm just keeping it real brother. Ask Funkman, he knows. 
<blockquote />

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 10:58 PM

Stats mean nothing in a fight.  I'll offer you the same as i offered the fat guy.  I work right here in Princeton.  Talk to funkman.  I'll meet any of you in person.  Go through Ron.  I will back up my words anyday.  I'm easy to find and I'm making it easier.  Just contact funkman.  He knows my schedule he knows where I work  he knows everything about me.  worked together for years.   He may even give you some insight into who your fucking with.   As they say, don't believe me believe one of your own.  Just ask him.  And then come  see me.  I'm full of hostility and would consider it a pleasure to take it out on you.  Any of you and I really don't care who you are.

narc

06-03-2006, 11:00 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">mdr55 wrote: No joke there. I'm just keeping it real brother. Ask Funkman, he knows. 
<blockquote /> <hr color="cococo" align="left">

Brother? Are you doing a wrestling character with the use of "brother?" like Hogan?

Death Metal Moe

06-03-2006, 11:00 PM

LordofIron wrote: Hypothetical analogy.     You insult a guy they call you something in return and it's over.  That not the case with these guys.  They keep at you like a woman would.   Wow, the ladies on the board are gonna love you too.Where are they all?  In the kitchen you say?

mdr55

06-03-2006, 11:02 PM

And by the way sir. I've met Funkman. Played softball, poker and broke bread in his house. And you sir are no Funkman.   Goodnight. Don't let the riftraft scare you away from posting. If you can't take it. Go somewhere else. Like to the gym. I'm out!  Peace.

narc

06-03-2006, 11:03 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">LordofIron wrote: Stats mean nothing in a fight. I'll offer you the same as i offered the fat guy. I work right here in Princeton. Talk to funkman. I'll meet any of you in person. Go through Ron. I will back up my words anyday. I'm easy to find and I'm making it easier. Just contact funkman. He knows my schedule he knows where I work he knows everything about me. worked together for years. He may even give you some insight into who your fucking with. As they say, don't believe me believe one of your own. Just ask him. And then come see me. I'm full of hostility and would consider it a pleasure to take it out on you. Any of you and I really don't care who you are. <hr color="cococo" align="left">

Look dude. Nobody cares that you're a big tough guy as you seem to be (or at least I certainly don't). You said something on a comedy radio show board full of smartasses that a lot of people take issue with, and want to ridicule you about. This isn't something where you need to defend your honor. Just take your beating like a man.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 11:05 PM

Hey! Look at that, I'm back.

LordofIron

06-03-2006, 11:12 PM

I know many of you met him.  Love his wifes soup or some shit like that.  Some gathering of the people on the message board.   I never said I was the funkman. where did you get that???  I said I know him, work with him for the past 6 years or so.  He knows me.  He knows what I've done and what I'm capable of.  All I was saying is the little drummer boy wants to back up his bullshit I would love it and funk will let him know how to find me so he knows I'm not bullshitting.   I will come to his shop  whatever!!    The Narc lives in MD so he isn't worth it.  But I'd surely go see the fat boy. Hell he has a good 100 pounds on me.

narc

06-03-2006, 11:12 PM

Hey MDR, do you have Chara on speed dial? Because maybe we could get him to protect us from the Lord/God of Iron. After all he's 7'4, 560 pounds from Grenoble, France.

narc

06-03-2006, 11:17 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">LordofIron wrote: He knows what I've done and what I'm capable of. <hr color="cococo" align="left">
 
Did you shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

mdr55

06-03-2006, 11:17 PM

Who the heck is Chara? I'm not a wrestling fan, if Chara's a wrestler. Instead of a physical fight. How bout a battle of wits. Death Metal Moe vs. the God of Iron1st round- Yo Momma jokes2nd round- Battle of the Bands3rd round- No holds bar- anything goes insults.   Trust me, it'll last longer than fist-of-cuffs.

narc

06-03-2006, 11:18 PM

And you call yourself a fucking Ottawa Senators fan MDR. Zdeno Chara is who I was referring to.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 11:20 PM

How am I supposed to know? We're talking about wrestling here. Stay on topic.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 11:20 PM

besides, it's 3:20 in the a.m. I saw France and thought Andre the Giant.  

This message was edited by mdr55 on 6-4-06 @ 3:21 AM

narc

06-03-2006, 11:22 PM

Honestly, I was just trying to get you to post a nice Sens pic of Chara.

FezPaul

06-03-2006, 11:22 PM

LordofIron wrote:  I never said I was the funkman. where did you get that???  I invented that theory, hoo-hoo.

mdr55

06-03-2006, 11:24 PM

Here you go:<img width="400" height="473" border="0" src="http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2002/May-31-Fri-2002/photos/charo.jpg" />Coochie! Coochie!  Oh you meant Chara. My bat.

Death Metal Moe

06-04-2006, 07:03 AM

LordofIron wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: LordofIron wrote: Fine man.  YOu guys all win.  I won't post here anymore.  I'll be sure to let Funkman know what a pleasure you all were.  You all just don't let the fuck up.  Relentless to the end and seriously, like a bunch of women.   Think about it.   you say something wrong or it's taken wrong by your wife and this is what you live with for a day or two.   You know i'm right.You say something wrong to a guy like:  YOu look like a lard ass today to fat fuck"  , they call you a jerkoff and it's over.Wehre do you guys fall here?  The wife analogy 100%   Thanks for the wonderful visit here.  Yea, we're the problem.  The people who post here and keep this place moving.  Keep telling yourself that all the way to the door.Listen up fat ass, anytime you want to take this offline your drum shop is only a stones throw away.  You just say the word.  Are you actually threatening to fight me over an internet discussion?::sigh::Listen LordofIron, I woke up this morning and had a thought.  Even though you're threatening me, I don't want to be the reason anyone leaves the messageboard.  But you have to be able to take some jokes man.  Sometimes just to get a joke rolling we'll start a thread just to let people tool on us.  I personally don't want to see you leave the messageboard after one bad thread but if you can't take some jokes you may want to consider not posting for your own sake.  Why let yourself get upset at some jokes?Other than that just blend in and post.  Ron and Fez rule and there's lot to discuss about other wrestling topics.

Death Metal Moe

06-04-2006, 07:22 AM

And now you're starting to show me you might have a problem.After this you actually found me on MySpace to threaten to "Come up to my shop" again?  Come on man.  Like I said in that message, you're better than this.

Tenbatsuzen

06-04-2006, 08:18 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: And now you're starting to show me you might have a problem.After this you actually found me on MySpace to threaten to "Come up to my shop" again? Come on man. Like I said in that message, you're better than this.    Don't feed the troll.   Notice how he avoided answering my question how he's not seeking attention?  Classic troll behavior.  Plus I think the avatar's photoshopped anyway.

mdr55

06-04-2006, 08:26 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: 
Come on man. Like I said in that message, you're better than this.   Ummmm......maybe he's not. He's
like that person who takes out his stuff on other people because the
person he wants to take it out on he can't (like his boss or wife or
something). I thinks it's called transferance or displaced anger or
something.. <blockquote />

mdr55

06-04-2006, 08:35 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: And now you're starting to show me you might have a problem.After this you actually found me on MySpace to threaten to "Come up to my shop" again?   Maybe he has a "Moe crush" on you. He might be your "#1 fan".Watch. You'll see his next post "The God of Iron with Death Metal Moe" cummin soon. <blockquote />

Marc with a c

06-04-2006, 08:44 AM

LordofIron wrote: Listen up pork chop anytime you want to take it offline you say the word. Your little drum shop is a stones throw away.  this is my favorite post ever. 
<blockquote />

Tenbatsuzen

06-04-2006, 08:53 AM

evedder wrote: LordofIron wrote: Listen up pork chop anytime you want to take it offline you say the word. Your little drum shop is a stones throw away. this is my favorite post ever. 
    ...because Moe likes bacon? /doesn't get the joke guy  <blockquote />

narc

06-04-2006, 11:33 AM

Moe likes pork? I thought he was a muslim.
 /kidding

Death Metal Moe

06-04-2006, 12:02 PM

The thing that always kills me with this internet crap is EVERYONE in the thread is breaking this guy's balls, but I'm the one he threatens bodily harm to.Why am I so special?

Marc with a c

06-04-2006, 12:04 PM

you are just so punchable.  with your scrumptious cheeks, and your fancy new cars.

TheQuestion

06-04-2006, 12:05 PM

I'm the baddest man on the planet and can kick anyone's ass.There's not a man alive that doesn't fear me.                         I love the internet.

Tenbatsuzen

06-04-2006, 12:24 PM

Technically, since he threatened Moe, that's instant lifetime ban, I believe. Boy, could you imagine him getting banned, making a new account, and going apeshit? Funniest posts in the third person ever.

Tenbatsuzen

06-04-2006, 12:27 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: The thing that always kills me with this internet crap is EVERYONE in the thread is breaking this guy's balls, but I'm the one he threatens bodily harm to.Why am I so special?   A dollar for a photoshop of Moe in a hockey helmet and/or bowl haircut

mikeyboy

06-04-2006, 12:46 PM

I would have been here sooner, but, admittedly, I don't read this forum.Everyone back off.LordofIron - threats against other members is not permitted and are grounds for banning.  Knock it off.  Realize that there is a difference between ballbusting and attacks.  This board is filled with class-A wiseasses (and I mean that in the best way) who will knock a guy down a peg if given the ammo.  It's best to roll with the punches or don't post stuff that will get you tooled on.  Other than that, welcome to the board, and if you can adhere to the rules, we'd be happy to have you around.Moe - let it go.mdr55 - I realize your m.o. is to jump into board fights that have nothing to do with you and egg them on.  Knock it off or I will ban you.

Gmann

06-04-2006, 12:49 PM

How much of a loser do you have to be to start threatening physical violence on someone ON THE INTERNET cause you were ripped on a little ??Dude, your post was retarded. You got tooled on. It happens to EVERYONE! Suck it up. "Oooooh, I work out, Oooooh I have muscles, Im gonna beat everyone up who makes fun of me."Are ya ? Are ya really ?

SpicyMcHaggis

06-04-2006, 12:50 PM

With that physique he could probably be one of McMahon's new boytoys.  Look out Chris Masters, he comes the Lord of Iron!  ...God, why did I even bother posting on this guy?  I feel dirty.

mikeyboy

06-04-2006, 12:52 PM

Hey, remember about two posts up when I said for everyone to back off?  Knock it off.  Quit fueling an utterly retarded internet battle.

Death Metal Moe

06-04-2006, 12:58 PM

I am more than happy to let this one go, I have better things to do.

Tenbatsuzen

06-04-2006, 01:03 PM

I still am offering a dollar for "Death Special Moe"

ChimneyFish

06-04-2006, 01:27 PM

I say the only way to settle this, is if we all settle down to a steaming bowl of garlic mashed potatoes.<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mashed.jpg" border="0" />Whadaya say, folks????

mdr55

06-04-2006, 01:32 PM

mikeyboy wrote: 
mdr55
- I realize your m.o. is to jump into board fights that have nothing to
do with you and egg them on. Knock it off or I will ban you.  What
are you talking about? I can see both sides of different issues and my
posts reflect that. I can't control how people percieve what they read.
I'm very dismayed at the level of aggression the God of Iron has
against Moe and anyone else he doesn't give a shit about calling out
for physical violence. That's just plain wrong. Board fights on a
message board are just plain a waste of time. Borrowing from Hbox-
"It's just a message board for crying out loud." 
 But on a side note. I got an m.o. Thanks Mickey!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" /> <blockquote />

ChimneyFish

06-04-2006, 02:10 PM

mdr55 wrote: But on a side note. I got an m.o. Thanks Mickey!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />  ????<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/MickeyRourke1-sized.jpg" border="0" />

torker

06-04-2006, 02:27 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: mdr55 wrote: But on a side note. I got an m.o. Thanks Mickey!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />  ????<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/MickeyRourke1-sized.jpg" border="0" /> <img height="200" src="http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1130/photo/rocky_mickey_i.jpg" width="275" border="0" />

narc

06-04-2006, 02:42 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Death Metal Moe wrote: The thing that always kills me with this internet crap is EVERYONE in the thread is breaking this guy's balls, but I'm the one he threatens bodily harm to.Why am I so special?<hr color="cococo" align="left">

He did say he would go after me, but that I was in Maryland, and therefore not worth it. But since you also live in New Jersey, I guess you were on his radar.

I miss his post about beating homosexuals in the other thread.

LordofIron

06-04-2006, 05:15 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: I am more than happy to let this one go, I have better things to do. I'm going to make this as short as possible.1st  I apologize to you Death Metal for threatening you.  Funkman asked me to lighten up and I respect him and don't want to loose that respect.   I read the moderators message and his warning to ban me meant nothing when one considers that I've had nothing but anger here.  How he wrote it and his addressing everyone, I respect.  Lastly, I did pick you out of everyone because you ARE reachable.  So again I'm sorry for threatening you and as far as I'm concerned it's a done deal.  PS:  I sent you 2 messages on My Space.  Disregard the 1st and read the second one.  It is basically an appology there too.   The 1st message was rage on a page so disregard.   Brian

Death Metal Moe

06-04-2006, 05:18 PM

I did send you a message on MySpace too, but in short I'll also apologize for not knowing who you were but still going at you.  I wasn't trying to disrespect you or try to make your time her less fun.  It really wasn't anything personal, just some internet crap.So I'm also more than happy to just let it go.

torker

06-04-2006, 05:22 PM

LordofIron

06-04-2006, 05:26 PM

Thank you.  (huggs and kisses).   I've been on several message boards and none are like this one.  The "tooling" as you guys call it is quite different then I'm used to.  I can take criticism and a joke but the relentless non stop action of if all drove me to high anxiety.(spelling?)  I suppose it's something I'll have to get used to here or just post "very" seriously.   I'm opting for the Very serious from now on.     Death Metal Moe wrote:  I did send you a message on MySpace too, but in short I'll also apologize for not knowing who you were but still going at you.  I wasn't trying to disrespect you or try to make your time her less fun.  It really wasn't anything personal, just some internet crap.So I'm also more than happy to just let it go.

LordofIron

06-04-2006, 05:30 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  evedder wrote:  LordofIron wrote: Listen up pork chop anytime you want to take it offline you say the word. Your little drum shop is a stones throw away.  this is my favorite post ever.     ...because Moe likes bacon? /doesn't get the joke guy As I stated above, I'm not responding any longer and dropping this shit.  I will state that you accused me of photoshopping my Avitar.  All I'll say to that and I'll keep it NICE is NO my photo is not Photo Shopped and I'll be more then happy to post another standing next to Funkman for proof or just go ask him if it's me.

FUNKMAN

06-04-2006, 05:46 PM

i apologize as well             for being so damn good looking    <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />      what a tool i am....I actually just want to give a BIG UPS to LordOfIron(Brian) and to Moe and to Mikeyboy for handling things so well in the end, which was no surprise to me. I also have respect for each of you and also want to give LordOfIron a well deservedWELCOME TO THE BOARD!  Funk

mdr55

06-04-2006, 06:04 PM

Yea!!!! We're a family again.  So Brian. Have you worked out with any other wrestlers or divas? Do they go to your gym to work out before an event?  Taking it back on topic.

LordofIron

06-04-2006, 06:56 PM

FUNK,  You smart azz. lol

LordofIron

06-09-2006, 09:20 PM

mdr55 wrote: Yea!!!! We're a family again.  So Brian. Have you worked out with any other wrestlers or divas? Do they go to your gym to work out before an event?  Taking it back on topic. WWE Smackdown will be coming to Jersey this month.  Wrestlers will be given an invitation in advance of arriving in NJ.  They have an open invitiation and at any time.  We will open the doors early or stay open late for them.  That is a deal Gold's gym has with WWE.  I will be the guy to let them in early if they come early.  As for training with any of them the answer is no.   I have trained and hung out with Davy Boy Smith(british bulldog), Mike Hegstrand(Road Warrior Hawk) in the 80's but that is about it in the wrestling world.