Worst pain you were ever in

[WRESTLINGFAN]

For me was when I was in Florida for the 1st time when I was 11. I went to Melbourne beach and not using any sunblock I got the worst sunburn ever. There is no worse feeling when it hurts to move any part of your body when your skin feels like its on fire. Ever since then Whenever i go to the beach or will stay in the sun for a long period of time i.e. summer bbq I use sunblock and im good to go

[Judge Smails]

I have another bad sunburn story.  I initially had a really bad alergic reaction to shellfish the night before I was supposed to fly out to Cancun.  My eyes were nearly swollen shut. I had no other option but to go to the Emergency Room at my local hospital. They gave me some really strong antibiotics but failed to tell me that I should stay out of the sun even though I told them I was flying to Cancun at 8:00 am the next morning.  To make a long story short  - I got the worst sunburn ever - with blisters all over my back.  I spent a good part of my vacation sitting in a bathtub full of ice water.  I probably should have seen a doctor but there was no way I was going to go to a Mexican hospital.

[fezident]

<p>1999. I was in the infantry.</p><p>My ankle had a fracture or something like that.&nbsp;After a few days...it really started to kick my ass. &nbsp;I was limping and in a lot of pain during a morning run.&nbsp; After a few mins, I could barely move my entire leg.&nbsp; I was in agony and I fell to the back of the formation. </p><p>I simply could not run anymore.&nbsp; I stopped and took a knee.&nbsp; My&nbsp;Sgt came over, told me to put a tampon in and get back in formation.&nbsp; I slowly tried to get up.&nbsp; It wasn't fast enough for him and he gave my bad foot a swift kick (as if to say &quot;hurry up, you!&quot;)</p><p>The intense wave of pain was unlike anything I'd ever felt before or since.&nbsp; It must've made a breaking noise or something because some soldiers from another unit&nbsp;who happened to be a few feet away turned their heads and looked at us.&nbsp; Without a word, they came running over, picked me up, and carried me to their vehicle.&nbsp; From what I was told...I was babbling incoherently the entire way to the hospital.</p><p>BTW...I&nbsp;ETS'd in 2000.&nbsp; I still can't run.</p>

[LordJezo]

<p>Last January (2005) I managed to get second degree burns on the roof of my mouth from a cheese dip at Uno's.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="480" height="379" border="0" src="http://www.78west.com/eden/tmw_images/mouf.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The whole side of my head pulsated for weeks.&nbsp; I could hardly eat or drink anything, not even water.&nbsp; I had to always keep my head tilted to one side to keep anything from getting on the burns. I had constant headaches.&nbsp; Eventually had to go to the doctor and they couldn't believe that I got this from cheese dip.&nbsp; Doc gave me meds and pills that I had to use in order to dull the pain.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've had surgery before, broken bones, and some really bad cuts but out of everything this was the worst.&nbsp; I'd rather get my ACL repaired again than have to go through this.&nbsp; Not only was the pain bad while just sitting around doing nothing but anything that I put in my mouth (yeah, penis too I suppose, pre-emptive strike) made it hurt so bad I would be brought close to tears.&nbsp;</p>

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i've had a dozen surgeries on my left arm from the time i was three until i was eight. this picture is not photoshopped or anything. ive got a real sharp bend at the wrist, and my arm is actually six inches or so shorter than my right.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i had this device put on to try and stretch the bone, think about a cage, with pins drilled into the bones, with bolts running across it in various spots, and&nbsp; having to use a 10mm wrench to turn them three times a day for nine months.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yay, kindergarten&nbsp; was fun.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>anyway enjoy ^_^</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="480" height="640" border="0" src="http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/alucardydh666/03-23-04_2236.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[fezident]

<p>Joe wins.</p><p>-end of thread-</p>

[OGC]

<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="7">Call back alert ....</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I can't imagine anything would cause more pain than this (no I haven't experienced it)</font></p><p><img height="241" src="http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/34/britneyspearssculpture027nw.jpg" width="347" border="0" /></p>

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

god i love being a thread killer LOL.<br />

[narc]

I had to have the inside of my nostrils cauterized because of all the nosebleeds I was having (because I was doing a lot of blow). I guess the veins were too close to the surface of the skin and they'd just keep breaking open. Anyway, it was outpatient, so I wasn't expecting much. They gave me anesthesia, and it was pretty numb. They put this mercury based solution on and then got to the cautery. <br>
Oh my god. <br>
I've been told I have a high pain tolerance, and this was the worst constant stinging pain I have ever felt in my life. The anesthesia that felt like it had numbed everything suddenly felt non-existant. I'm sure if it hadn't been there, I would have passed out. It got so bad that even though I wasn't really crying in the traditional sense, tears were just involuntarily streaming down my face, mixing with the mercury and going right into my mouth. It tasted awful. <br>
On the other hand, it's virtually impossible for me to have nosebleeds out of that nostril anymore.

[sexy bastard]

August 28,2004 the softball game dislocated ankle broke leg sprained other ankle that was fucking horrible...and i still have no idea where my glove and bats are.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sexy bastard on 5-27-06 @ 2:57 PM</span>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>sexy bastard</strong> wrote:<br />August 28,2004 the softball game dislocated ankle broke leg sprained other ankle that was fucking horrible<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="385" height="193" border="0" src="http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5276/kingofcomedy0ov.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But seriously folks...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>For about 2 years, I had infected ingrown toenails on both feet that I refused to have checked out.&nbsp; I was in constant pain every day, and if my foot turned or planted the wrong way, I had massive shooting pains up my leg.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fortunately, I figured out a way to clear them up myself.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[WhistlePig]

When I had shingles accompanied by constant back spasms for 2 months--but talk
to me again in 3 months after I have a baby. That might win. (GULP!!!)

[JohnnyCash]

When I was 10 I was hit in the mouth with a metal baseball bat durring little league practice. I lost a bunch of teeth and had to get half my face stiched up.

[fezident]

This thread hurts my stomach.

[SatCam]

Worst pain you were ever in

The end of the movie Titanic

[PapaBear]

All night long hiccups with 3 broken ribs. Not good.

[Sheeplovr]

<p>the morning after the superbowl 2003 when all of a suddon WNEW was Blink </p><p>now that was pain&nbsp;</p>

[empulse]

<p>I used to skateboard when i was in highschool.&nbsp; I thought it would be smart to try riding down a dirt hill to impress some girls.&nbsp; When i did my wheels stuck on a root and stopped the board and I went flying.&nbsp; I stuck my hand out to try and save my face from hitting the pavement at the bottom of the hill.&nbsp; When i my arm hit it snapped.&nbsp; not just broken but snapped off.&nbsp; only thing keeping it attached was some skin, i looked and just saw 2 bones covered in dirt sticking out where my hand was..&nbsp; I went into shock imediatley.</p><p>Thankfully there was a woman driving by who saw it happen, she walked over picked me up, and threw me in the back of her station wagon and dropped me at the ER.&nbsp; My parents and all of my next of kin where in flight to some family event that i chose not to attend, so the hospital actually let me sign for the surgery.&nbsp; And right before they put me under i heard the nurse saying they thought they would have to take the hand.&nbsp; but when i woke up, i had a huge cast with a cutout for them to montior where they rejoined my hand to my arm (broke about 3 inches above wrist), and thankfully i got to keep it.&nbsp; but i have a nice scar that turns purple when a hurricane/blizzard is comming (depending on my living in NY, or FL obviously).&nbsp; But i never found out who the woman was, we didn't have a car at the time, if she hadn't acted then i would never know what it was like to wank with my left hand.</p>

[suggums]

<p>a sprained ankle? i dunno, ive had a couple first degree burns, never broken or fractured anything and only get sick a week or two out of the year. maybe the day i got my braces when i was 14, that sucked</p><p>edit: just remembered when i got the front handlebar of a bike slammed into my junks, couldnt get up for a good long while<br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by suggums on 5-27-06 @ 5:12 PM</span>

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>sexy bastard</strong> wrote:<br />August 28,2004 the softball game dislocated ankle broke leg sprained other ankle that was fucking horrible...and i still have no idea where my glove and bats are.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>bummer, that was my 20th birthday&nbsp;</p>

[mdr55]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>empulse</strong> wrote:<br /><br />
<p>Thankfully there was a woman driving
by who saw it happen, she walked over picked me up, and threw me in the
back of her station wagon and dropped me at the ER. My parents and all
of my next of kin where in flight to some family event that i chose not
to attend, so the hospital actually let me sign for the surgery. And
right before they put me under i heard the nurse saying they thought
they would have to take the hand. but when i woke up, i had a huge cast
with a cutout for them to montior where they rejoined my hand to my arm
(broke about 3 inches above wrist), and thankfully i got to keep it.
but i have a nice scar that turns purple when a hurricane/blizzard is
comming (depending on my living in NY, or FL obviously). But i never
found out who the woman was, we didn't have a car at the time, if she
hadn't acted then i would never know what it was like to wank with my
left hand.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That wasn't no woman. That was Justice in his hippy days (pre-parkway).&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[LimeJohnny]

My family was grilling some steak on an old webber gill one summer night. After the steaks were done, my mom pulled the grill off and put it on the ground on the grass between my garage and my neighbor's garage.&nbsp; So right after she did this, I tossed a ball over into my neighbor's yard.&nbsp; Deciding to take the shortcut, I cut in between the garage and stepped directly on the grill with my bare feet.&nbsp; My brother did some quick thinking and immediately tossed me in the pool.&nbsp; Having second degree burns on the bottom of my feet required me to sleep with my foot in a bucket of water for a few days.<br />

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">Post-Op Open heart surgery</font>

[FUNKMAN]

badly sprained ankle and passing a kidney stone

[PhishHead]

Senior Year of high school 1997...I twisted my testicle and had to have emergency surgery to untwist it and suture(sp?) it to the wall so it wouldnt twist again.&nbsp; Worse pain ever and this is coming from a guy who has a stomach disease and has his stomach pumped quite often.<br />

[angelinad128]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br>When I had shingles accompanied by constant back spasms for 2 months--but talk
to me again in 3 months after I have a baby. That might win. (GULP!!!)<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

[angelinad128]

WTF, I quoted Whistlepig &amp; wrote my response &amp; it didn't show up. Anyway, labor &amp; delivery is no big deal. I was in labor for 4 days. And the pusing part was actually not that hard. But then again I might have a high pain threshold. I fell out of a fist floor window &amp; got hit in the head with a bat when I was 4 yrs old.

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br>Senior Year of high school 1997...I twisted my testicle and had to have emergency surgery to untwist it and suture(sp?) it to the wall so it wouldnt twist again. Worse pain ever and this is coming from a guy who has a stomach disease and has his stomach pumped quite often.<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

That just sounds like the worst thing ever. I totally don't envy you.

[Bulldogcakes]

I missed lunch yesterday. <br />

[DJEvelEd]

<img width="300" border="0" src="http://www.globalpatientservices.com/06/en/sys/php/get.php?usr=pt-0508081-eg&ft=films&fn=s-mri-050128-3-3.JPG" />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JustJon on 5-30-06 @ 1:10 PM</span>

[Jennitalia]

This happened to a friend of mine.&nbsp; he was driving to work one morning and had this&nbsp; incredibly, intense pain in his nutbag.&nbsp;&nbsp; he was in the parking lot but was in too much pain to go inside.&nbsp; turns out, he had a tumor in his nutbag that exploded.

[PaulF]

<p>Went to doctor with flu symptons and some pain, he sends me home only to have my appendix rupture and I walked around for almost two weeks that way, all the time his office is telling me to take the antibiotics and tylenol. (yes, I sued and settled)</p><p>After surgery, I had internal staples (still do) that ripped through some of the flesh. Feels like a knife being thrust into my side and twisted.</p><p>I did break my shoulder blade in a car accident, but I had also bruised my spine so that I had no feeling in that shoulder or arm until after it healed. I imagine that would have been just as bad.</p>

[narc]

I forgot about this: When I was going through puberty, for some reason, whenever I would fly and we would land, I'd have incredibly sharp pains throughout my entire head - it literally felt like someone was stabbing me in the head with an icepick, so much that even days later, my ears would be sore. I'd be on the plane yelling like a maniac and people would stare at me. <br>
The odd thing is that before and since that time (when I was like 13-15) I've been pretty much fine.

[A.J.]

When we ran out of beer in Saudi Arabia.

[LongIslandRob]

definitely a toothache I had, and couldn't get to the dentist for 2 days.&nbsp; So bad, that I couldn't even stand up!

[Bill From Yorktown]

DVT (blood clot) in my leg, broke free and lodged in both lungs.&nbsp; By the time I got to the hospital, I swore I was having a heart attack.&nbsp; Felt like someone standing on my chest and back.

[Marc with a c]

frighty fright all alone in studio.

[kdubya]

I <span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">had back surgery and the gave me a epidural and it numbed everything bellow my mid back. When the feeling came back my plumbing forgot how to work. So to jump start it they needed to put in a catheter. every time the nurse pushed, the pain was incredible. As I laid there in bed, easily at my lowest, I watched Carl Lewis win his 9th gold medal, in interesting juxtapose of where I was.</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">The worst was knowing it would have to come out at some point. The nurse put her hand on my stomach grabbed it and just pulled, like she was starting a lawn mower. <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">That is some pain right there <p>&nbsp;</p></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by kdubya on 5-30-06 @ 11:24 AM</span>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong />But seriously folks...<p> </p><p> </p><p>For
about 2 years, I had infected ingrown toenails on both feet that I
refused to have checked out. I was in constant pain every day, and if
my foot turned or planted the wrong way, I had massive shooting pains
up my leg.</p><p> </p><p>Fortunately, I figured out a way to clear them up myself.</p><p> </p>
<p>I did the exact same thing, except I eventually went to the doctor
about it.&nbsp; I had the ingrown nails removed a total of 5 times, (3
times on the left, 2 on the right) before they finally put some crap in
there to keep them from growing back on the sides.&nbsp; The pain of
having them is really bad, especially when someone would step on my
foot, but the worst was getting the shots to numb up the area for the
removal of the nail.&nbsp; Apparently there is a nerve on each side of
your big toe, and you need two shots to numb the entire thing.&nbsp;
The shot on the inside of your toe is by far the worst one.&nbsp;
Fortunately it numbs up after about 30 seconds, but holy shit its
painful.&nbsp; When I got them removed the first few times I just went
to a general practitioner instead of a foot doctor.&nbsp; If anyone
ever needs to get this done I recommend going straight to the foot
specialist, they were a lot better at giving the shots.<br />
</p>

[JamMaster]

<p>Herniated disks at L4-5 and L5 -S1&nbsp; </p><p>That was some aweful pain before I had surgery.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JamMaster on 5-30-06 @ 11:43 AM</span>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The worse pain I ever felt was when I threw my back out two summers ago.&nbsp; I was bending over to pull up my shorts, and suddenly it felt like someone took an ax to my lower back.&nbsp; I fell over and couldn't move from a fetal position for an hour.&nbsp; When I could finally move, I could only roll over.&nbsp; I eventually had to go to the hospital and almost passed out several times from the pain.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Other than pain, the worst I ever felt was when I went through chemotherapy 10 years ago.&nbsp; After a week long session of getting chemo, I would be nauseous and have the worst form of ADD ever.&nbsp; I couldn't do any task for more than five minutes before I would have to do something else.&nbsp;&nbsp; For instance, I would be watching television but then after 5 minutes I would have to get up and clean my kitchen.&nbsp; Five minutes after that, I'd have to do something else.&nbsp; Plus I was always tired, but could not get to sleep ever.&nbsp; And with all of that, I probably still had it easy compared to how chemo feels for some people.&nbsp; </font></p>

[Donnielimes]

I was fucking my girl in the ass and something like a vapor lock happened and my dick got stuck in her ass. Not only did it hurt like hell but it scared the fuck out of me. I mean you can break your bag that way.

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

<p>im changing my vote for the nurse using the catheter like a lawn mower pull cord.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>OUCH!&nbsp;</p>

[Jennitalia]

dislocating my shoulder was probably the most painful/scariest.&nbsp; Maybe moreso than when I broke my foot and when Jon smashed his big, thick&nbsp;skull &nbsp;through my lip.&nbsp; Another painful experience for me was when i had to have cyrosurgery on my tookie.

[kdubya]

<strong>JoeYaDeadHomey</strong> wrote:<br /><p>im changing my vote for the nurse using the catheter like a lawn mower pull cord.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>OUCH!&nbsp;</p><p>Thanks man</p>

[Snoogans]

My worst was breaking my tailbone causing my hips to misalign and my kidneys to bruise<br />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>But seriously folks...</strong><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>For
about 2 years, I had infected ingrown toenails on both feet that I
refused to have checked out. I was in constant pain every day, and if
my foot turned or planted the wrong way, I had massive shooting pains
up my leg.</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Fortunately, I figured out a way to clear them up myself.</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>I did the exact same thing, except I eventually went to the doctor
about it. I had the ingrown nails removed a total of 5 times, (3
times on the left, 2 on the right) before they finally put some crap in
there to keep them from growing back on the sides. The pain of
having them is really bad, especially when someone would step on my
foot, but the worst was getting the shots to numb up the area for the
removal of the nail. Apparently there is a nerve on each side of
your big toe, and you need two shots to numb the entire thing.
The shot on the inside of your toe is by far the worst one.
Fortunately it numbs up after about 30 seconds, but holy shit its
painful. When I got them removed the first few times I just went
to a general practitioner instead of a foot doctor. If anyone
ever needs to get this done I recommend going straight to the foot
specialist, they were a lot better at giving the shots.<br />
</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I actually didn't have to get any nails removed or anything.&nbsp; The first time I went to a podiatrist, her &quot;bedside manner&quot; disgusted me so much that I vowed to take care of it myself.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Every night, I would soak my feet in epsom salts, and then dig around in the sides of the nail bed to extract any loose skin, nail fragments, or drain it of fluid, using a sterilized swiss army knife and tweezers.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The pain was weird - it was different from the &quot;infected&quot; pain I'd get that I described before, more of a relief pain as I was cleaning out the area.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What happened was, there was a nail fragment that was floating around in the infected nail bed, and I had to dig it out, much like you'd dig out a bullet out of a gunshot wound.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Finally, once I got all the fragments out and filed down the side of the nail so it wasn't &quot;jagged&quot;, I'd dress my toes with bandages and neosporin almost every day.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>From start to finish, the nails took about 8 months to a year to fully heal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[LongIslandRob]

i'm taking back the toothache comment...&nbsp; I had surgery on a pilondial cyst a few years back.&nbsp; It is a cyst on the top of your ass crack and looks like a 2nd a-hole.&nbsp; anyways, the recovery sucked cause the simple act of sitting was a painful chore.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />I <span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">had back surgery and the gave me a epidural and it numbed everything bellow my mid back. When the feeling came back my plumbing forgot how to work. So to jump start it they needed to put in a catheter. every time the nurse pushed, the pain was incredible. As I laid there in bed, easily at my lowest, I watched Carl Lewis win his 9th gold medal, in interesting juxtapose of where I was.</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">The worst was knowing it would have to come out at some point. The nurse put her hand on my stomach grabbed it and just pulled, like she was starting a lawn mower. <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">That is some pain right there <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span class="post_edited">&nbsp;</span> <p>i just felt my new worst pain... reading this experience&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font size="3">OUCH!</font></strong></p><p><font size="1">my grandfather was in the hospital and had to get catherized(sp?) When my brother george went to visit him my grandfather actually asked him to get a gun and shoot him...</font></p>

[Earlshog]

anytime blowhard calls in...

[Snoogans]

Have to give some credit to that one Earl'shog, good shit<br />

[Gvac]

<p>Toothaches are absolutely devestating in terms of level of pain.&nbsp; I also had all 4 wisdom teeth pulled at once and the painkillers wore off on the ride home, even though the dentist insisted they'd last about 4 hours.&nbsp; It was like someone was driving a nail into all four corners of my mouth at once.&nbsp; </p><p>I think the migraine headaches I get top the list, though.&nbsp; Yesterday I came home from work early with a particularly vicious one and there's literally nothing you can do to ease the pain.&nbsp; It hurts if you sit up, lie down, or stand.&nbsp; No pain relief products work either.&nbsp; You just sit in agony until the vomiting begins and that usually stops the throbbing enough to let you pass out.&nbsp; 24 hours later I feel much better, but it's still a pretty bad headache. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Lumber]

2 Broken Coller bones @ the same time.

[Hottub]

<p>Can't top a lot of these, but here's mine. I have had a bad knee for years following a football blow-out. Very little cartilage left. Fast forward about 10 years later.</p><p>We had just gotten KC, and I was training her with a long leash in the park. We were doing our thing. Keep to my left. Heal, etc.&nbsp; All of a sudden, a squirrel comes scrambling out of a tree. Being a rambunctious Terrier pup, KC cuts across me to chase the squirrel. The leash wraps around my leg and completely pops my knee out of place. It felt like somebody whacked me with a bat.</p><p>So there I am lying on the ground with a dislocated knee. Holding onto a puppy chasing a squirrel. I had to reel in the pup and get home right away. Only one solution.</p><p>Left hand on the left side of my calf. Right hand on the right side of my thigh.</p><p>POP!</p><p>HOLY SHIT! I saw a flash of white light and immediately started sweating like I was caught in the rain. I laid on the ground sobbing for 3 or 4 minutes, sucked it up and got up. Pretty much hopped all the way home with the dog in tow. The sucker swelled up like a volleyball.</p>

[DirtyJersey]

Im about to be in some serious pain, if that counts. Next tuesday Im getting spinal fusion surgery. They are fusing three vertabrae in my lower back. The incision with be next to my belly button but the thing I'm worried about most is the catheter. That, and the fact that the surgery is on 6/6/06.

[PapaBear]

This isn't the worst pain ever, but I didn't want to start a new thread.

I was just brushing my dog, and I couldn't find the thing I always use to pull the hair out of the wire dog brush. I started pulling it out with my fingers. I must not have been careful enough, because I jammed one of the wire brush brads under the fingernail of my index finger. This hurts like a MOFO!!!! It's all bruised and shit, too.

[Philly Franko]

Fractured right wrist....multible Fractures..OUCH ...herniated Disc in back.and 2 in my neck from car accident...not my fault.hyperextended L Knee...slid into homeplate spikes caught in mud/dirt and big fat Catcher fell on my knee...it bent backwards...have no ACL since...knee pops out sometimes. and of course Infected tooth, may be the worst...no sleep...left AC...home to emergency Dentist Appointment. antibiotics to reduce swelling and rootcanal or 2...OUCH bad memories.anyone got pain meds?

[patsopinion]

i fell off a cliff

chipped a vertebra
broke my arm
broke my nose
tore acl


that sucked

[Friday]

I fell down 13 stairs in my sorority house.
Completely sober... my heel got caught in the rug and I tumbled head over heels and landed on my shoulder and head.

The paramedics put me in a neck brace and on a back board and I have never cursed so much in my life. My friend who rode with me was appalled.

I just ended up in a sling with a brace for a few weeks but the initial shock and pain ... probably propelled by fear too... was really scary.

[HBox]

I, uh.......... nevermind.

[Chigworthy]

My pre-surgery sciatica was awful.

[KingGeno]

There have been many times, due to boxing and wrestling and various other things.

One of the worst pains I have ever had in my life happened to me when I was a freshman in high school. That day was pasta day in the cafeteria. I purchased stuffed shells, as they were super awesome and yum. I started eating, and eventually I took a bite on something with a weird crunch....and then MASSIVE metal shocking pain.

Apparently the lunch lady scooped up the stuffed shell with a big sliver of aluminum foil stuck to the bottom. This sliver got stuck between my one normal tooth, and another tooth with a filling.

Anyone that has touched a fork or something metal near a filling knows that metallic shocking feeling. It took me about ten minutes or torture and massive pain to find dental floss to get it out. I will never forget that. :glurps:

[djjd]

kidney stone #!

tearing off my thumbnail and ripping the nail bed #2

[weslank]

Listening to Crazed on the show last week........:thumbdown:

[tonypop]

I had roid surgery of the hemmo type on my 26th birthday. I even had to sit on one of those inflatable donuts for a week. The worst pain I've ever felt in my whole life was the first dump I took after the surgery. Two day after my asshole was cut up and stitched back together I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I was pretty close to shitting myself. So I hobbled over to the toilet and proceeded to scream and cry like a girl when it all came out. Im pretty sure I passed out for a moment. Every dump I took for two weeks after that hurt like a bitch but not quite as bad as the first one. Thank god for sitz baths.

[Chip196]

Kidney stones for me

[Chigworthy]

I had roid surgery of the hemmo type on my 26th birthday. I even had to sit on one of those inflatable donuts for a week. The worst pain I've ever felt in my whole life was the first dump I took after the surgery. Two day after my asshole was cut up and stitched back together I woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I was pretty close to shitting myself. So I hobbled over to the toilet and proceeded to scream and cry like a girl when it all came out. Im pretty sure I passed out for a moment. Every dump I took for two weeks after that hurt like a bitch but not quite as bad as the first one. Thank god for sitz baths.

How does a sliced asshole ever heal? It's like a wound that you rub feces into at least once a day.

[tonypop]

How does a sliced asshole ever heal? It's like a wound that you rub feces into at least once a day.


You have to constanly clean it. You can't scrub the hell out of it but a few times a day you have to get in there and wipe it down really well. It bled for about a month and slowly but surely there was less and less blood. I made the mistake of smelling the blood/shit mixture after I wiped one time and it smelled like a dead animal on the side of the road.

[bigredd]

I helped a buddy on a landscaping job when I was probably 14. I spent the entire day with my shirt off digging in flower beds etc. Late that night I went to the hospital for the pain associated with the 2nd degree burns on my back. I spell relief D E M E R O L.

[Disaster]

Not sure it could have been when I fell off a ladder and broke my elbow. But when my appendix had to be taken out because it was bursting that was pretty bad also. But what I think wins is the time I fractured my skull and required brain surgery and the years of headaches that I more or less would have taken death over having them while I was relearning to read and write and dealing with the loss over half of my long term memory and having a pretty shitty short term memory

[TeeBone]

I grew up playing soccer and had countless injuries. A few times, I had my kneecap actually go around to the back of the knee. That knee cap has to be put back where it belongs in a timely manner, so usually it was done right on the field. The pain of the occurrence was bad enough but when your coach grabs your kneecap and pulls it back into place, there is no greater pain in the world.

[Bulldogcakes]

Worst pain you were ever in

When GrlNIN hit her boyfriend in the nuts. I almost blacked out.

[Matty_poo]

when i was 9 my lil sister was jumping onm the bed and knocked a glass mirror off the wall and the edge pierced my skull

[sr71blackbird]

Wait till the end...owww



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[Furtherman]

Everyone knows who to whip a wet towel and you get that crack sound. That crack is the towel breaking the speed of sound.

Maybe you've got it snapped on your ass or your back and one time or another.

I got one on the tip. Tip of the dick. In fact, I think the sound barrier was broke on top of or very close to the inside of the pee hole.

I would not wish that pain on my worst enemy. If I didn't have a bathing suit on, I probably would have exploded into dust and guts.

[sr71blackbird]

When you cum, does it go "whiiiiiiiiiTISH!!!"

[Mullenax]

Gvac: Toothaches are absolutely devestating in terms of level of pain.

When I was student teaching, I started grinding my teeth in my sleep and shattered one of my molars, which immediately became infected. <p>
The pain kept me up for 24 hours straight even though the infection gave me a constant fever of 104+ and I was delusional. My face swelled up like those masks at the end of Brazil. I had to be hospitalized.
<p>
Later offered me a root canal to "save the tooth". I had the bastard pulled. Sayonara traitor!

[Whiskeyportal]

every time i eat red meat i get terrible kidney stones. i don't know which is worse, the stones or no more steak.

[Sarge]

I think I am currently in the worst pain of my life. I had a tooth ache Monday, no big deal. I went to sleep, and woke up Tuesday with my face swollen, and my teeth killing me. I go to the dentist, he says a filling I had developed a "microscopic leak" and made the tooth dead, and caused a bad infection in my upper jaw. I have never experienced anything like this before in my life, it unbearable. Thank God for Vicoden.

[nukinfuts]

badly sprained ankle and passing a kidney stone

I have had children and I can tell you that a kidney stone is equal or if not worse than childbirth, worst pain I have ever had was a kidney stone and it took the dr's hours to figure out that is what it was, damn web md made me think my appendix was about to burst. Never cruise webmd prior to leaving for the emergency room.

[Gvac]

My gall bladder attack last summer was some serious shit.

Four and a half hours of being doubled over in agony with the added bonus of the feeling of a sword being stuck in your ribs.

I've broken my wrist and several fingers and the pain from them was nothing compared to the gall bladder.

[epo]

Appendix on the verge of bursting.

Worst pain ever.

[STC-Dub]

I had a motorcycle accident and really screwed up my leg. To stabilize my bone after my five operations -- I guess it was the last operation they out 4 large rods in my leg they stuck out like 4 inches and went all the way threw my leg. Anyway, the worst pain I ever had was when the doctor took them out, at his office with no anesthesia, drugs or anything. It was supposed to be painless but they were wrong. It hurt more than anything I went through in the hospital which included debreading my league in a hot tub which was bad enough but this was 4 times worse. I cannot even describe the pain, but man it sucked.

[Marc with a c]

one time my head fell off

[epo]

one time my head fell off

I thought you had an entirely detachable penis? So it's only particle...huh, you learn something new everyday.

[Friday]

i think i am feeling it now.

[Reynolds]

I think I am currently in the worst pain of my life. I had a tooth ache Monday, no big deal. I went to sleep, and woke up Tuesday with my face swollen, and my teeth killing me. I go to the dentist, he says a filling I had developed a "microscopic leak" and made the tooth dead, and caused a bad infection in my upper jaw. I have never experienced anything like this before in my life, it unbearable. Thank God for Vicoden.

I just went through the same thing, and the pain was so bad at times it dropped me to my knees. I chipped a tooth a few years ago, and I never did anything about it, and it got infected. When the dentist did the root canal a month ago, he couldn't fill it because it was so badly infected, pus and fluid all collected under the skin in the roof of my mouth. 1 week of penicillin didn't clear it up, and had to go another week on a stronger antibiotic. As soon as the root canal was done, no pain at all.