View Full Version : 1998 Godzilla in New doritos Commercial
Sheeplovr
05-25-2006, 03:33 PM
<p>Why?</p><p>have you seen it i just saw it </p><p>i thought we
decided it was a mistake and it will be burried like it never exisited
sure the sound track was great but come on no need to use it in
chip ads<br />
</p>
JimBeam
05-25-2006, 04:10 PM
<p>I work for Pepsi and every quarter we're shown the new commercials that are coming out and I say to myself " What the hell ?? "</p><p>We are always winning awards for our ads but i dont see how.</p><p>They suck.</p><p>I mean we're using that fat sack of shit Mariah Carey in a new set of commercials.</p><p>Is this 1993 ?</p><p>A few years ago Danny DeVito in Lipton commercials during the Super Bowl ?</p><p>Doing a Taxi-esque schtick ?</p><p>Recently Puff Daddy and Jay Mohr ?</p><p>Awful !!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JimBeam on 5-25-06 @ 8:11 PM</span>
Tall_James
05-25-2006, 06:17 PM
<strong>JimBeam</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I work for Pepsi and every quarter we're shown the new commercials that are coming out and I say to myself " What the hell ?? "</p><p>We are always winning awards for our ads but i dont see how.</p><p>They suck.</p><p>I mean we're using that fat sack of shit Mariah Carey in a new set of commercials.</p><p>Is this 1993 ?</p><p>A few years ago Danny DeVito in Lipton commercials during the Super Bowl ?</p><p>Doing a Taxi-esque schtick ?</p><p>Recently Puff Daddy and Jay Mohr ?</p><p>Awful !!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>C'mon, give yourself a pat on the back for setting Michael Jackson on fire back in the 80's. That was a good commercial.</p>
Death Metal Moe
05-25-2006, 06:23 PM
<p>Let's go back even further:</p><p><img height="240" src="http://eighty.six-something.org/images/doritos3.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>
torker
05-25-2006, 06:40 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Let's go back even further:</p><p><img height="145" src="http://www.geocities.com/hagearty/schreibera2.jpg" width="125" border="0" /></p>
Photoshop Mike
05-25-2006, 06:41 PM
Yeah, what the heck was that? I was like.. Noooo, this cant be.. and it WAS.. Freakin 1998 GODZILLA... con someoe explain that? Just weird.
JimBeam
06-03-2006, 11:40 AM
<p>They must've gotten the stock footage for free and decided to use it.</p><p>Its not even like there's a sequel coming out.</p><p>Its nonsensical.</p>
FezPaul
06-03-2006, 11:58 AM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Speaking of commercials that dissapeared after only few showings.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Does anyone remember the Joe Isuzu ad where he said "If I'm not telling the truth, may God strike my mother dead", standing near him was a little old lady, and as soon the words were out of his mouth, a bolt of lightning struck her , and she dissapeared in a puff of smoke.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">This would have been in the mid-80's, I only saw it the one time, but my then-roommate, and I almost wet our pants from laughing so hard.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">One of the greatest commercials ever.</font></strong></p>
suggums
06-03-2006, 12:22 PM
<p>ive been using this as a change jar for the last 8 years:</p><p><img width="197" height="242" border="0" src="http://www.godzillascorner.com/Collection%20Photos%20B/G98EdysCarton1.JPG" /> </p>
JimBeam
06-03-2006, 12:42 PM
<p>The pic didnt show up.</p><p>What was it ?</p>
suggums
06-03-2006, 12:53 PM
<a name="http://www.godzillascorner.com/GodzillaVanilla.htm" href="http://www.godzillascorner.com/GodzillaVanilla.htm" target="_self">this</a>
ChimneyFish
06-03-2006, 12:55 PM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">A white cardboard box, with a little red x on it.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Damnit!!!!</font></em></strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 6-3-06 @ 4:56 PM</span>
FezPaul
06-03-2006, 01:02 PM
<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ive been using this as a change jar for the last 8 years:</p><p><img height="242" src="http://www.godzillascorner.com/Collection%20Photos%20B/G98EdysCarton1.JPG" width="197" border="0" /> </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I can see it, why can't you guys see it?</font></strong></p>
scottinnj
06-03-2006, 01:03 PM
I don't like it either, although the Jay Mohr/Puff Daddy spot wasn't bad at all. Mariah Carey is just a falsetto sack of jizz. Don't mind tugging to her when she pulls off the sweet/naughty girl poses in her videos though.<br />
suggums
06-03-2006, 01:04 PM
<p> </p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<strong /><br /><p><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">I can see it, why can't you guys see it?</font></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>there is no spoon </p>
Sheeplovr
06-03-2006, 01:10 PM
<p><span class="postbody"><strong>there is no spoon </strong></span></p><p>watching matrix on tnt as well i see </p>
JimBeam
06-03-2006, 02:03 PM
<p>I thought it was gonna be the old Godzilla cupholder that Taco Bell was giving out to promote that movie.</p><p>Although come to think of it I believe that had a hole in the bottom and wouldnt make much of a piggy bank.</p>
Patches
06-05-2006, 06:45 AM
<p>I just love how in the end of that, they showed the Godzilla eggs hatching to set up a sequel but no one cared..</p><p>Matthew Broderick what the hell were you thinking? And I ain't talkin Godzilla...</p>
TheMojoPin
06-05-2006, 07:16 AM
This commercial depresses me. It seems like such a lonely cast-off. Poor fake Godzilla.
Freebird
06-06-2006, 11:36 AM
<p>the bright side with that commercial is that it's just some giant lizard eating doritos.</p><p> </p><p>It's not Godzilla, and it never was. Leave it to Hollywood to botch up the incredibly simple and profitable formula of "guy in rubber suit smashes model city"</p>
JimBeam
06-06-2006, 07:17 PM
<p>I kinda liked the idea of the new Godzilla but maybe it should've been its own movie and not Godzilla.</p><p>The movie itself, which I watched again recently on cable, sucked something awful.</p><p>That bullshit fake NY accent on both Hank Azaria and his g/f was terrible and made me want to murder the 2 of them. </p>
<p><img height="251" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Zilla.JPG" width="576" border="0" /></p><p>They actually incorporated the 1998 Godzilla into the official Japanese series of Godzilla movies - first in the 2001 movie "Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah" this creature ("Zilla") is mentioned in the prologue, saying that American scientist mistook it for the REAL Godzilla ("Gojira").</p><p>In the 2004 film "Godzilla: Final Wars" (which marked the 50th anniversary since the monster's debut, and the 28th film in the series) American Godzilla actually appears (as a badly done computer animatied creature), and is killed swiftly by the real Godzilla in Sydney, Australia. In this Toho film he was even shown eating humans, which their monsters are rarely shown doing. </p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/GodzillaFinalWarsPoster.jpg" border="0" /></p>
Sheeplovr
06-08-2006, 11:25 AM
<p><span class="postbody">I kinda liked the idea of the new Godzilla but maybe it should've been its own movie and not Godzilla.</span></p><p>worst thing about the movie is why did she have to swim to ny to lay her eggs?</p><p>they made it like shes a mutated comodo dragon and so a trpoical animal goes a billion miles to nyc just ot lay eggs in msg?</p><p>what the hell man</p><p>not
to mention every other scene the size of godzilla changes in one scen
her eye ball makes a human look like a pebble yet in another scene
humans are half the size of human</p>
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