Worst X-Men Superpower

[Plethora]

<p>So X-men 3 is coming out soon.&nbsp; I'm looking forward to it &amp; it got me thinking -- Who's your favorite X-man with the worst super power?</p><p>For me, it's always been <strong>Jingle Klink</strong> -- Jingle Klink can make exact change without looking.&nbsp; </p><p>Need 43&cent;? <em>BOOM!</em> 4 dimes, three pennies, &amp; never looked once.</p><p>$1.07? <em>BOOM! BANG BANG!</em> Susan B. Anthony, a nickel &amp; two pennies!&nbsp; Behind the back!&nbsp; Any questions?!<br /></p><p><img width="288" height="178" border="0" src="http://www.changemachinesdirect.com/coinchanger.jpg" alt="Jingle Klink!" title="Jingle Klink!" />&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>If he tried to give me 4 dimes and 3 pennies I'd kick his ass. I want a quarter, a dime, a nickle and put the damn pennies in the &quot;give a penny take a penny&quot; cup!!! </p><p>As for my worst... I vote for Nosey Pickero. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose...&nbsp; unless you're NOSEY PICKERO!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 5-24-06 @ 1:53 AM</span>

[Coach]

<p>East Side Dave....He fucks everything up and can't complete a bit...probably why his gf hooked up with a chef...he can't complete....(sorry had to be done! I have been storing that one up!)</p>

[Sheeplovr]

isn't there a disco mutant named bedazzler who shot like sparkler type things out of her hands<br />

[IamFogHat]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />isn't there a disco mutant named bedazzler who shot like sparkler type things out of her hands<br /><p>Unless I'm missing your joke, you're thinking of Jubillee, and she sucks ass.</p><p>The worst X-Men power is from Van Gogh, all he does is cut is own ear off and scream a lot.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>naah im talking about Dazler</p><p><img width="300" height="398" border="0" src="http://www.toonopedia.com/dazzler.jpg" /> <br />
</p><p>she's all disco tech powered<br />
</p>

[RingWraith]

<p>I can't think of any X-men with lame powers besides jubilee.&nbsp; But if you want to see heroes with lame powers, there's always Mystery Men.</p><p>Powers so bad, it's funny. My fav is Mr. Furious. His powers is he gets really really mad. I wish I could do that.</p>

[angrymissy]

<p>Dazzler was teh worst.&nbsp; In her origin they actually found her in a disco using her stupid ass light powers to disco dance.&nbsp; Horrible.</p><p>I don't know why they had Jubilee later on considering her powers were so similar.</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Dazzler was teh worst. In her origin they actually found her in a disco using her stupid ass light powers to disco dance. Horrible.</p><p>I don't know why they had Jubilee later on considering her powers were so similar.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Even worse, she wasn't disco dancing, she was singing disco music.</p><p>And Jubilee was created to be an &quot;intro character.&quot;&nbsp; When they sent everyone into the Siege Device and no one had any clue what was going in, they introduced a character who was new to that world who the readers could identify with and learn what's going on.&nbsp; Besides, Dazzler was living in the Mojoverse with Longshot at the time.&nbsp;</p>

[K5Banger]

<strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So X-men 3 is coming out soon.&nbsp; I'm looking forward to it &amp; it got me thinking -- Who's your favorite X-man with the worst super power?</p><p>For me, it's always been <strong>Jingle Klink</strong> -- Jingle Klink can make exact change without looking.&nbsp; </p><p>Need 43&cent;? <em>BOOM!</em> 4 dimes, three pennies, &amp; never looked once.</p><p>$1.07? <em>BOOM! BANG BANG!</em> Susan B. Anthony, a nickel &amp; two pennies!&nbsp; Behind the back!&nbsp; Any questions?!<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Pleas tell me your kidding?&nbsp; Is there a real &quot;jingle klink&quot;???</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>K5Banger</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So X-men 3 is coming out soon.&nbsp; I'm looking forward to it &amp; it got me thinking -- Who's your favorite X-man with the worst super power?</p><p>For me, it's always been <strong>Jingle Klink</strong> -- Jingle Klink can make exact change without looking.&nbsp; </p><p>Need 43&cent;? <em>BOOM!</em> 4 dimes, three pennies, &amp; never looked once.</p><p>$1.07? <em>BOOM! BANG BANG!</em> Susan B. Anthony, a nickel &amp; two pennies!&nbsp; Behind the back!&nbsp; Any questions?!<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Pleas tell me your kidding?&nbsp; Is there a real &quot;jingle klink&quot;???</p>You're a little gullible today.

[K5Banger]

<p>Just a slow day for me mikey </p>