It's Just A Fucking Horse

[HBox]

<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12901493/" target="_blank">Nobody cares.</a></p><p>The hourly surgery updates all fucking day were more than unnecessary.<br /></p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12901493/" target="_blank"></a>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12901493/">Nobody cares.</a></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">The hourly surgery updates all fucking day were more than unnecessary.</font></font><br /></p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12901493/"></a><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just wait for the PETA Shenanigans.&nbsp; They already started shit with Roy Horn AGAIN, and it's been almost two fucking years since Manticore chomped him.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<img height="395" src="http://www.thebigparade.com/hop/images/horses/993645136.jpg" width="553" border="0" />

[Sheeplovr]

<p>I hope they have horse jack off updates when he's humping the dummy vagina to colect his sperm </p><p>&nbsp;there
fixing his leg jsut so he can hump then they will make big bucks
selling the sperm and then use the dna and make horse clones<br />
</p>

[narc]

Not if it was the result of a genetic defect. Then the glue factory it is.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>There's elections in Montenegro, explosions in the Middle East, starvation in Africa, and we get fucking horse updates.</p><p>God I hate US News.</p>

[MikeyTags]

<p>Not just a horse dude, are you into racing at all?&nbsp; Most likely not, shit's upsetting.&nbsp; 26 screws in this poor things leg.&nbsp; Hope he survives.</p>

[The Jays]

Boo fucking hoo, so the horse broke its leg. The only reason anybody is worried about this horse is money. They lose money if they can't get enough cum out of that horse's cock in time to breed the next group of animals to be sold for abuse.

This horse is worth more than most human beings are, and that's a fucking shame. There was an AIDS walk today, and I heard more about a horse owned by rich people than I did about the walk.

I thought it was ridiculous that Secretariat made the 50 greatest athletes list, putting animals on par with humans is so fucking wrong. They are not athletes, they are animals. Human beings choose to be athletes, horses don't.

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MikeyTags</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not just a horse dude, are you into racing at all? Most likely not, shit's upsetting. 26 screws in this poor things leg. Hope he survives.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Horses break their leg every day. They die everyday. More importantly, people break their leg everyday, and a lot get a lot shittier care than this fucking horse. Even more importantly, people die everyday, and don't recieve care as good as this fucking horse.<br /></p>

[CruelCircus]

<strong>TheJays</strong> wrote:<br />There was an AIDS walk today, and I heard more about a horse owned by rich people than I did about the walk. <p>Oh, please.&nbsp; There's an AIDS walk every fucking weekend.&nbsp; We're inundated with AIDS walks.&nbsp; Do these things even raise money anymore, or are they just empty ways people can show off that they &quot;care&quot;?&nbsp; Plus there's breast cancer walks, MDA walks and runs, everyone's walking.&nbsp; There's too many &quot;walks.&quot;&nbsp; THAT'S why no one cares anymore.</p><p>Plus, I want to know that the horsie's gonna be okay...</p>

[narc]

I'm enjoying the Schadenfreude aspect of this, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I have a lot of sympathy for the horse, my feelings are directed towards the owners. What happened to Barbaro is horrible, and I hope he lives and fathers many colts. But I do enjoy seeing his wealthy owners, who seemed so confident that they had the next Affirmed on their hands having their dreams dashed. <br>
Yes i'm aware it probably makes me a bad person.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 5-22-06 @ 2:22 AM</span>

[mdr55]

<p><font size="7"><strong>God Bless Barbaro.</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just thank your lucky stars you ain't an animal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh
wait. You are. You stupid jackass. Sorry if the Barbaro updates messed
up your sports weekend or t.v. watching. Like that's really important
too.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Heck let's nuke the planet and put all of us
out of our misery. We're all going to die anyway. What's the point.
We're just stupid ass human beings. Even though we think we're above
every other living thing on this planet.<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<img height="250" src="http://www.timmcmahan.com/alpo.jpg" width="276" border="0" />

[mendyweiss]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hope they have horse jack off updates when he's humping the dummy vagina to colect his sperm </p><p>&nbsp;there fixing his leg jsut so he can hump then they will make big bucks selling the sperm and then use the dna and make horse clones<br /></p><p>Horses don't fuck. They &quot;cover the mare&quot;. I like that expression.</p>

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="7"><strong>God Bless Barbaro.</strong></font></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Just thank your lucky stars you ain't an animal.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Oh
wait. You are. You stupid jackass. Sorry if the Barbaro updates messed
up your sports weekend or t.v. watching. Like that's really important
too.</p><p> </p><p>Heck let's nuke the planet and put all of us
out of our misery. We're all going to die anyway. What's the point.
We're just stupid ass human beings. Even though we think we're above
every other living thing on this planet.<br />
</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why don't you just go to an animal hospital with a crate of kleenex and tampax and get the updates on these surgeries in person and let the rest of us worry about the shit that matters.<br /></p>

[walking joint]

<p><font color="#000080" size="2">Why don't you just go to an animal hospital with a crate of kleenex and tampax and get the updates on these surgeries in person and let the rest of us worry about the shit that matters.</font><br /></p><p>because the news is full of things that matter?&nbsp; take away maybe the first 2 minutes of news and you have about 28 minutes of useless information everyday.&nbsp; so instead of hearing about a water main break or another Shame, Shame, Shame, you are hearing about this horse for one or two days..get over it.&nbsp; </p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote <p>Oh wait. You are. You stupid jackass. Sorry if the Barbaro updates messed up your sports weekend or t.v. watching. Like that's really important too.</p><p>Didn't mess shit up for me, I don't watch TV or sports.&nbsp; Just fucked up there's real problems in the world and some fucking asshole will spit on homeless people on his way to the animal hospital to drop half a million on this horse.</p><p><a href="http://www.thetoiletonline.com/cartoons" target="_blank">Call in Chuck Murdock:Horse Doctor!!!</a></p>

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>walking joint</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="2" color="#000080">Why don't you just go to an animal hospital with a crate of kleenex and tampax and get the updates on these surgeries in person and let the rest of us worry about the shit that matters.</font><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>because the news is full of things that matter? take away maybe the first 2 minutes of news and you have about 28 minutes of useless information everyday. so instead of hearing about a water main break or another Shame, Shame, Shame, you are hearing about this horse for one or two days..get over it. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>There's elections in Montenegro, explosions in the Middle East, starvation in Africa, and we get fucking horse updates.<span class="postbody"><p>God I hate US News.</p><p>Or there's that. But you're right, nothing happened, a new country being created is nothing compared to a horse with a broken leg. It's not like there's a war going on anyway, right?<br /></p></span></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Barbaro...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="7">Good luck, bro.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[HBox]

I hope Barbaro recovers, and they put him out to stud, but no matter how hard they try to get him to procreate he can't, because he is gay and impotent, and his owner gets so pissed that he shoots him, and I get a fresh new bottle of Elmer's glue.<br />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheJays</strong> wrote:<br />There was an AIDS walk today, and I heard more about a horse owned by rich people than I did about the walk. <p>Oh, please. There's an AIDS walk every fucking weekend. We're inundated with AIDS walks. Do these things even raise money anymore, or are they just empty ways people can show off that they &quot;care&quot;? Plus there's breast cancer walks, MDA walks and runs, everyone's walking. There's too many &quot;walks.&quot; THAT'S why no one cares anymore.</p><p>Plus, I want to know that the horsie's gonna be okay...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Watch your mouth, champ.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[walking joint]

<p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Or there's that. But you're right, nothing happened, a new country being created is nothing compared to a horse with a broken leg. It's not like there's a war going on anyway, right?</font></font><br /></p><p>and this is covered in the first 2-3 minutes of your normal NBC/FOX/ABC news coverage.&nbsp; then its 25 minutes of fluff, sports, weather and in the morning traffic.&nbsp; don't see why coverage of the horse can't fit in there somewhere.&nbsp; not that i don't think the real issues should get more press, but after 30 years of living I know its not going to happen.&nbsp; </p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Try watching a REAL news agency cover a story, like the BBC.&nbsp; You get in depth coverage instead of our ADD, quick points, in and out in 30 seconds US infotainment.</p>

[walking joint]

but then i wouldn't know how the horse was doing.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font color="#0000ff">A horse is a horse, of course, of course,<br />And no one can talk to a horse of course<br />That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.<br /><br />Go right to the source and ask the horse<br />He&rsquo;ll give you the answer that you&rsquo;ll endorse.<br />He&rsquo;s always on a steady course.<br />Talk to Mister Ed.<br /><br />People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day<br />But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say<br /><br />A horse is a horse, of course, of course,<br />And this one&rsquo;ll talk &lsquo;til his voice is hoarse.<br />You never heard of a talking horse?<br /><br />Well listen to this: &quot;I'm Mister Ed.&quot; </font><br /></p><p>a pony walked into a bar</p><p>bartender asks: do you have a sore throat?</p><p>pony says: no i'm just a little hoarse</p><p><font color="#669900">going to the horsetrack is a funtime and if you've ever been there and enjoy horse racing i recommend a very funny movie called&nbsp; Let It Ride</font></p>

[narc]

Can we rename this thread "It's just a fucking my-fi?" <br>
Just a little joke.

[mdr55]

So H-box. How much did you drop at the races? You put it all on Barbaro didn't you.<br />

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>MikeyTags</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not just a horse dude, are you into racing at all? Most likely not, shit's upsetting. 26 screws in this poor things leg. Hope he survives.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">Horses break their leg every day. They die everyday. More importantly, people break their leg everyday, and a lot get a lot shittier care than this fucking horse. Even more importantly, people die everyday, and don't recieve care as good as this fucking horse.</font></font><br /></p><p> </p><p>Those people aren't insured for 16 mil, this horse is. And if you know anything about what happens to 99.99% of the horses that do break their legs, you'd be glad you were born a human. And most thoroughbreds that are too old to race and not of breeding quality end up as meat (at very young ages), which is sold overseas.</p><p>Not one of your better arguments, H.</p><p>Plus, the care this horse gets may lead to improvements in Veternairy medicine down the road. I have no problem with it. But whether I do or dont doesn't matter, its not my money being spent. So let the owners and insurance company decide what's appropriate. They will whether you or I like it or not. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-22-06 @ 7:13 PM</span>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote: And most thoroughbreds that are too old to race and not of breeding quality end up as meat (at very young ages), which is sold overseas.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-22-06 @ 7:13 PM</span><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Now I'm starvin'.

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote: And most thoroughbreds that are too old to race and not of breeding quality end up as meat (at very young ages), which is sold overseas. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-22-06 @ 7:13 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;</p>Now I'm starvin'. <p>I just became interested in this story for the 1st time.</p>

[The Jays]

Technological advances all due this expensive horse? This ain't fucking space exploration, it's a broken horse leg. Your arguement is basically horse racing is just fine and dandy, not outdated or abusive to animals whatsoever, and in fact without horse racing all of our pets would die otherwise. That's an even dumber argument.

And the rest of you defending the news for covering the horse's leg... your defense stinks. "OH YEAH, WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU BE WATCHING, FRIENDS? I'LL TAKE STORIES OF BROKEN HORSE LEGS OVER AIDS VICTIMS ANY DAY, THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM HAVING GAY SEX, BUT WE CAN SAVE THIS HORSE!!"

Try defending this stupid, outddated "sport" of animal abuse.

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>MikeyTags</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not just a horse dude, are you into racing at all? Most likely not, shit's upsetting. 26 screws in this poor things leg. Hope he survives.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">Horses break their leg every day. They die everyday. More importantly, people break their leg everyday, and a lot get a lot shittier care than this fucking horse. Even more importantly, people die everyday, and don't recieve care as good as this fucking horse.</font></font><br /></p><p> </p><p>Those people aren't insured for 16 mil, this horse is. And if you know anything about what happens to 99.99% of the horses that do break their legs, you'd be glad you were born a human. And most thoroughbreds that are too old to race and not of breeding quality end up as meat (at very young ages), which is sold overseas.</p><p>Not one of your better arguments, H.</p><p>Plus, the care this horse gets may lead to improvements in Veternairy medicine down the road. I have no problem with it. But whether I do or dont doesn't matter, its not my money being spent. So let the owners and insurance company decide what's appropriate. They will whether you or I like it or not. </p><p> </p><p> </p>



<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-22-06 @ 7:13 PM</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not one of my better arguments?! Why did CNN have a reporter at the hospital giving updates every hour during the surgery? I don't care if this was the Jesus of horses, that is just fucking absurd.</p>

[Don Stugots]

i will play devils advocate here, yes it is a horse, yes the hourly updates were not neccessary but it is a miliion dollar horse. also, the horse didnt have a choice to go out there and run on saturday if its (i say it because i do not know if the horse is male or female) leg was feeling stiff like we see football players do on a sunday. no one whips a baseball player to run faster. a basketballers junk isnt bound with a huge rubberband for an hour or two. so, when it goes down and almost has to be put out of its misery it is a a shame. so have a little heart. plus, anyone have 50.00 across the board on it like i did?

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>If your problem is with the media coverage, then stop watching the info-tainment TV news and find better news sources. I haven't heard much about it all day, but I dont watch much TV news. </p><p>About the &quot;arguments&quot; I was talking about you comparing the way humans are treated and the way animals are treated. There's no comparison. <br /></p>

[Don Stugots]

i treat my animal better than i treat people, and i am not ashamed of that.

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If your problem is with the media coverage, then stop watching the info-tainment TV news and find better news sources. I haven't heard much about it all day, but I dont watch much TV news. </p><p>About the &quot;arguments&quot; I was talking about you comparing the way humans are treated and the way animals are treated. There's no comparison. <br /></p><p>Indeed.&nbsp; I use the BBC and Drudge to stay on top of stuff.&nbsp; I'm not Mr. Informed but it helps keep me on top of the world a little better than FOX News and CNN.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />i treat my animal better than i treat people, and i am not ashamed of that. <p>I have to agree with that too, even though it's absurd.&nbsp; I took in a cat at my job, I wouldn't let a homeless guy sleep in our store.&nbsp; It's the innocence of pets.&nbsp; Well maybe not innocence as much as them having no selfish choice.&nbsp; They are just animals.&nbsp; They also honestly commit their affection an love with no strings attached too.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><strong>TheJays</strong> wrote:<br />Technological advances all due this expensive horse? This ain't fucking space exploration, it's a broken horse leg. Your arguement is basically horse racing is just fine and dandy, not outdated or abusive to animals whatsoever, and in fact without horse racing all of our pets would die otherwise. That's an even dumber argument.

And the rest of you defending the news for covering the horse's leg... your defense stinks. &quot;OH YEAH, WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU BE WATCHING, FRIENDS? I'LL TAKE STORIES OF BROKEN HORSE LEGS OVER AIDS VICTIMS ANY DAY, THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM HAVING GAY SEX, BUT WE CAN SAVE THIS HORSE!!&quot;

Try defending this stupid, outddated &quot;sport&quot; of animal abuse. <p> </p><p>I'll try here, but I'll probably regret it. <br /></p><p>Yes, there can be medical advances because almost every horse with a broken leg gets euthanized, and with the insurance $$ they have to spend on this one, they can try different techniques and learn something from the results. They dont have alot of these opportunites, so each one is useful. <br /></p><p>I never said horse racing is fine and dandy</p><p>Again, stop watching TV news and get a better news source if it bothers you. I dont watch. </p><p> </p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-22-06 @ 8:10 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

I do not think it is absurd. my dog gives my chick and me unconditional love, loyalty and effection. i know its different from a horse race, but if they made any kind of an advacemnets that might help my puppy one day or Moe's cat or BDC's bulldogs than it is worth every dime and every lame news story. deal with it. i want my pup to around for as long as possible, same goes for anyone elses pet here. RASBERRIES TO ALL THE HATERS

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If your problem is with the media coverage, then stop watching the info-tainment TV news and find better news sources. I haven't heard much about it all day, but I dont watch much TV news. </p><p>About the &quot;arguments&quot; I was talking about you comparing the way humans are treated and the way animals are treated. There's no comparison. <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, if you can afford it. Broken legs are exactly the type of injuries that people with little money and no insurance will get shoddy treatment, if any, for, and nothing like what this horse got. Sure, broekn legs on a human aren't generally life-threatening, but they are painful and possibly debilitating, and, oh yeah, this is a fucking horse and humans are fucking people. If you think that's just fine and dandy, that's how things are and you don't want to be the one to rock the boat, then fine. If we made sure that people got the medical care they needed I wouldn't care about what the horse got. These guys can spend all the money they want on the thing. At this point, all they're trying to save is sperm anyway.<br /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Just pay that filthy whore we've all seen on the internet sucking horse cock to suck the ol' Champion Cock, then wring her out in a tub.

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />I do not think it is absurd. my dog gives my chick and me unconditional love, loyalty and effection.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That sounds like cheap love. It'll show that to anything that puts food in its mouth.<br /></p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br>Just pay that filthy whore we've all seen on the internet sucking horse cock to suck the ol' Champion Cock, then wring her out in a tub.<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

That's dangerous though. I know who you're talking about (and I'm not sure how she does it) but wasn't there that guy who recently died giving a blow job to a horse?

[HBox]

<p><span class="postbody">Again, stop watching TV news and get a better news source if it bothers you. I dont watch.</span></p><p>THAT sounds like a cheap argument to me, it is what it is and its not going to change so why care. It was a stupid choice to cover and I'm going to say it as long as these channels claim to be news networks.<br /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Just pay that filthy whore we've all seen on the internet sucking horse cock to suck the ol' Champion Cock, then wring her out in a tub. <p>&nbsp;</p>That's dangerous though. I know who you're talking about (and I'm not sure how she does it) but wasn't there that guy who recently died giving a blow job to a horse? <p>The chick just gagged on the amount of horse cum, the guy you might be thinking of was letting a horse tag him up the ass.&nbsp; The video was up on Joe Rogan's site at one point.&nbsp; The horse buried his shaft pretty deep all of a sudden, the guy makes a sickening noise and then the take the horse off him.</p><p>I guess having a throbbing horse boner a yard up your ass isn't good for you.</p>

[HBox]

Why are horses such pussies anyway? They stay unbalanced for a little while and they die? Man up, horsies.<br />

[narc]

<img src="http://www.animalmatingvideo.com/mating/f9/image/rusty11.jpg"
<br>
looks painful. Although Norton would definitely give respect.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 5-22-06 @ 10:39 PM</span>

[WhistlePig]

Can't you have a little compassion for an animal in pain? I didn't give a shit about
money people lost or the tv coverage. I gave a shit because I hate seeing anything
-- animal or human -- in pain like that.

[Patches]

<p>The poor thing's leg was shattered in front of millions of people- people feel for him and want to know if he is going to survive.&nbsp; Horses are very susceptible to infection after surgery and if they don't distribute their weight evenly to all 4 legs they are prone to clots and circulation problems.&nbsp; Also, if they aren't able to walk for an extended period of time, they are susceptible to organ failure.&nbsp; If this was not such a valuable animal in such a high profile race, he would have been put down at the track after suffering through such a devastating injury.</p><p>The sport of horse racing is in major, major trouble- more so now than ever after this.&nbsp; Like it or not, this is a bit of a big deal.</p>

[CruelCircus]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Watch your mouth, champ.</p><p>Umm...</p><p>I'm sorry, but what?</p><p>Is there something I can help you with?</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Watch your mouth, champ.</p><p>Umm...</p><p>I'm sorry, but what?</p><p>Is there something I can help you with?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Your implication that cancer walks, etc. that people &quot;don't care&quot; and don't raise money for it is kind of annoying and kind of wrong.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[CruelCircus]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Your implication that cancer walks, etc. that people &quot;don't care&quot; and don't raise money for it is kind of annoying and kind of wrong.</p><p>And this will lead you to violence?</p><p>Anyway, my implication was that Walks aren't newsworthy, as someone had suggested, anymore because there's simply too many of them.&nbsp; And yes, I think there are a lot of people who do these things for the wrong reasons.&nbsp; If you're not one of them, great for you.&nbsp; Besides that, as a fundraising tool, runs and walks have a very low return on investment.&nbsp; Lots of overhead.&nbsp; I prefer a direct donation.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>CruelCircus</strong> wrote: <p>Umm...</p><p>I'm sorry, but what?</p><p>Is there something I can help you with?</p><p>Yea, come over here.&nbsp; You're gonna need 2 HANDS for this one buddy!</p><p>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 5-23-06 @ 12:40 AM</span>

[The Jays]

You know what I love about horse racing? OTB. The people are so clean and well-dressed, and they are all fine upstanding citizens with good credit and no addictions whatsoever.

[mdr55]

<p><strong>It's Just a Fucking Horse</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Stop talking about your mom that way. She's a nice lady.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong />

[narc]

I think bear baiting should be legal. It's time honored.

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I skipped Sportscenter last night because of this crap.</font></strong>

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>It's Just a Fucking Horse</strong></p><p> </p><p>Stop talking about your mom that way. She's a nice lady. </p><p> </p><strong /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thank the time machine for this quote straight out of third grade.<br /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup&nbsp;</strong>another pyramind?</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup&nbsp;</strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention.&nbsp; but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p> </p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p> </p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse&nbsp;</strong></p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse&nbsp;</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>maybe before we get into it we should take a <strong>gallop</strong> poll</p>

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p> </p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p> </p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p> </p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse </strong></p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I wish I could have been part of this earlier, but I had to hoof it out to the convenience store.<br /></p><blockquote />

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse&nbsp;</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oh man, that <strong>bucking </strong>sucks</p>

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p> </p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p> </p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p> </p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse </strong></p><p> </p><p>oh man, that <strong>bucking </strong>sucks</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The way you guys have been able to harness the power of the pun is amazing.&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse&nbsp;</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oh man, that <strong>bucking </strong>sucks</p><p>Sorry guys, I'm going to have to vote <strong>NAY!</strong></p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse </strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oh man, that <strong>bucking </strong>sucks</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">The way you guys have been able to <strong>harness</strong> the power of the pun is amazing.</font></font>&nbsp;</p><p>i've actually had to <strong>rein</strong> it in a <strong>bit</strong> but thanks.</p>

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p> </p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p> </p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p> </p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse </strong></p><p> </p><p>oh man, that <strong>bucking </strong>sucks</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">The way you guys have been able to <strong>harness</strong> the power of the pun is amazing.</font></font> </p><p>i've actually had to <strong>rein</strong> it in a <strong>bit</strong> but thanks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't be modest. You in particular have been a real stud.<br /></p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p> </p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p> </p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p> </p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse </strong></p><p> </p><p>oh man, that <strong>bucking </strong>sucks</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">The way you guys have been able to <strong>harness</strong> the power of the pun is amazing.</font></font> </p><p>i've actually had to <strong>rein</strong> it in a <strong>bit</strong> but thanks.</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

If you don't like it, you don't have to <strong>post</strong> here. Express your un<strong>bridled</strong> enthusiasm elsewhere.

[Marc with a c]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse </strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oh man, that <strong>bucking </strong>sucks</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">The way you guys have been able to <strong>harness</strong> the power of the pun is amazing.</font></font> </p><p>i've actually had to <strong>rein</strong> it in a <strong>bit</strong> but thanks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Don't be modest. You in particular have been a real <strong>stud</strong>.</font></font><br /></p><p>thanks HBox.&nbsp; i thought i'd be a tad <strong>rusty</strong>, so i decided to <strong>burro</strong> some stuff out of Funk's book.</p>

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i heard when he gets back to the ranch his condition will be <strong>stable</strong> <p>that should be the <strong>mane </strong>concern.</p><p>are you trying to <strong>stirrup </strong>another pyramind?</p><p><strong>HAY! </strong>that is not my attention. but don't <strong>strutt </strong>around here thinking you're the pun king.</p><p> </p><p>I refuse to be <strong>saddled</strong> with having to come with anything for this pryamid</p><p> </p><p>you shouldn't have to <strong>pony </strong>up if you don't want to.</p><p> </p><p>I'm out. My throat's a little <strong>horse </strong></p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Quit stallion and come out with the puns.<br /></p><blockquote />

[Marc with a c]

<p>im think i have to tap out.&nbsp; im coming down the <strong>stretch</strong> of my work day and need to <strong>whip</strong> myself into action so i can get out of here.&nbsp; </p><p>i suck. peace out bitches</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

I'm out, too. I hate to be a <strong>nag</strong><br />

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />I'm out, too. I hate to be a <strong>nag</strong><br /><p>what happened ???&nbsp; who put the <strong><font size="2">muzzle</font> </strong>on ??? </p>

[SatCam]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />I'm out, too. I hate to be a <strong>nag</strong><br /><p>what happened ??? who put the <strong><font size="2">muzzle</font> </strong>on ??? </p><p></p>

Always sucks when you come in on the tailend of these things

[cougarjake13]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />I'm out, too. I hate to be a <strong>nag</strong><br /><p>what happened ??? who put the <strong><font size="2">muzzle</font> </strong>on ??? </p><p>&nbsp;</p>Always sucks when you come in on the <strong>tail</strong>end of these things <p>yeh i didnt even get a chance to get out of the <strong>gate</strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />I'm out, too. I hate to be a <strong>nag</strong><br /><p>what happened ??? who put the <strong><font size="2">muzzle</font> </strong>on ??? </p><p>&nbsp;</p>Always sucks when you come in on the <strong>tail</strong>end of these things <p>yeh i didnt even get a chance to get out of the <strong>gate</strong></p><p>i know! a ford <strong>pinto</strong> could have done better</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>HBox is just gonna love this</p><p><strong><font size="2"><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/news?slug=ap-barbarosfans&prov=ap&type=lgns" target="_self">Fans showing support through flowers, apples for recovering Derby winner</a></font></strong></p><p>The fruit and floral deliveries for America's No. 1 horse patient, Barbaro, arrive almost one after the other. </p><p>They fill tables in the main entrance of the New Bolton Center, they're propped up near fences blanketed with get-well signs, and some of the day-old roses are right there in front of Barbaro's intensive care unit stall. </p><p></p><p>Whoa Hbox Whoa&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>that's fucking ridiculous.&nbsp; none of these retarded white people heard of this horse before the kentucky derby.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="left"><font size="6"><strong>It's Just A Fucking Horse</strong> </font></p>

[HBox]

<p>Well, at least all that support will raise the horse's spirits. Oh wait, it won't, BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING HORSE.</p><p>It doesn't bother me though, I never said this country wasn't full of idiots.&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that's fucking ridiculous.&nbsp; none of these retarded white people heard of this horse before the kentucky derby.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="left"><font size="6"><strong>It's Just A Fucking Horse</strong> </font></p><p><font size="6"><strong>EXACTA!</strong></font></p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>what about a horse?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00199/sarah_jessica_parke_199185m.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img height="235" src="http://www.vaxxine.com/sparrow/other-folder/quick.jpg" width="178" border="0" /><img height="219" src="http://demo.asemantics.com/zparqler/zuper.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="3">and don't you forget it!</font></strong></p>

[HBox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that's fucking ridiculous. none of these retarded white people heard of this horse before the kentucky derby.</p><p> </p><p align="left"><font size="6"><strong>It's Just A Fucking Horse</strong> </font></p><p><font size="6"><strong>EXACTA!</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="270" height="190" border="0" src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/397113/2/istockphoto_397113_closeup_of_exacto_knife_white_b ackground.jpg" /></p><p><strong><font size="6">EXACTO!!!!!!!</font></strong><font size="6"><font size="1">knife</font></font> <br /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that's fucking ridiculous. none of these retarded white people heard of this horse before the kentucky derby.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="left"><font size="6"><strong>It's Just A Fucking Horse</strong> </font></p><p><font size="6"><strong>EXACTA!</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="190" src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/397113/2/istockphoto_397113_closeup_of_exacto_knife_white_b ackground.jpg" width="270" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="6">EXACTO!!!!!!!</font></strong><font size="6"><font size="1">knife</font></font> <br /></p><p>okay smartypants&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="5">TRIFECTA!!!!!!!</font></strong></p>

[mendyweiss]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what about a horse?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00199/sarah_jessica_parke_199185m.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Hey be nice ! she is a <strong>mudder </strong>you know!</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what about a horse?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00199/sarah_jessica_parke_199185m.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/sarahjessicapony.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Sjparker.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>i dont know who i stole these from but i thought they were hilarious!!!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i dont know who i stole these from but i thought they were hilarious!!!</p><p>steal what from?</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

somone on the board posted those pics a while back and i copied them to my computer to show my girlfriend and i put them on my photobuckt to post them in this thread when i saw your post.

[Marc with a c]

<p>i was going for the</p><p>she looks so much like a horse face i didn't notice joke.</p><p>fuck horses they are so gay.&nbsp;</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>sorry, i shit the bed again!!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>no you didn't im not funny, or clever enough to convey my points through a keyboard.</p><p>i am however a fantastic speller.</p>

[El Mudo]

<a target='blank' href=http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/horse/news/story?id=2517953>Looks like Barbaro is near death...</a>



Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro has developed a severe case of laminitis, a potentially fatal disease brought on by uneven weight distribution in the limbs, and his veterinarian called his chances of survival "a long shot."

Dean Richardson, the chief surgeon who has been treating Barbaro since the colt suffered catastrophic injuries in the Preakness on May 20, said the Derby winner's chances of survival are poor.

"I'd be lying if I said anything other than poor," Richardson said Thursday at a news conference at the University of Pennsylvania's New Bolton Center. "As long as the horse is not suffering, we're going to continue to try [to save him].

[A.J.]

<p>Looks like Barbaro will have new sponsors:</p><p><img height="537" src="http://dismuke.net/howimages/jello.jpg" width="374" border="0" /></p><p><img height="150" src="http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/alpo%20prime%20cuts%20beef.gif" width="150" border="0" /></p><p><img height="374" src="http://www.hobbylinc.com/gr/elg/elge904.jpg" width="218" border="0" /></p>

[docgoblin]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Looks like Barbaro will have new sponsors:</p><p><img width="374" height="537" border="0" src="http://dismuke.net/howimages/jello.jpg" /></p><p><img width="150" height="150" border="0" src="http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/alpo%20prime%20cuts%20beef.gif" /></p><p><img width="218" height="374" border="0" src="http://www.hobbylinc.com/gr/elg/elge904.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh God that's just wrong.... But incredibly funny.&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

I was reminded of this thread just now. I wonder if Eight Belles is an American hero now too.

[underdog]

I was reminded of this thread just now. I wonder if Eight Belles is an American hero now too.

"Congrats on the #2! Time to die."

Poor horses.

[HBox]

Eight bells was Hillary Clinton pick for the derby. Finished second and killed itself doing so.

:thumbup:

[jonyrotn]

Horses don't fuck. They "cover the mare". I like that expression.
Some of the pigs I've been with, all I had to do was "cover my beer"..

"Congrats on the #2! Time to die.Poor horses.See what happens when you're in bed with the mob..You don't finish first and they send the leg breakers..
Was there a puddle of olive oil on the ground at the crime scene?

[Knowledged_one]

Did anyone hear Mike Tirico interview the PETA person who couldnt answer standard questions?

[Kevin]

Did anyone hear Mike Tirico interview the PETA person who couldnt answer standard questions?

No, but thats not shocking. Alot of these people are in this to be cool and be in with it maaaaaaaaan, they could care less about aminals.


Yes, i said Aminals.

[Earlshog]

Did anyone hear Mike Tirico interview the PETA person who couldnt answer standard questions?

Yeah,he really smashed her with "obviously you didn't understand my question so I'll ask it a third time".

[Knowledged_one]

hearing that fraud from PETA and you are right Mike's for the third time comment had me dying for those that didnt hear here are the transcripts

Tirico: Did he do something that other jockeys haven't done in the recent past?

Matthews: Well, horse racing is a dirty, greedy money game.

Tirico: OK, that's a big picture question, Nicole, and I understand that and we can get that for a brief moment in a minute. But come back to my point. Did he do something that somebody in the seventh race at the Derby didn't do?

Matthews: Well, you know, thoroughbreds are raced on hard dirt surfaces, too young and too often and they're whipped viciously as they come down the stretch.

Tirico: Let me try my question a third time. Did he do something that a jockey didn't do in the sixth race at Churchill Downs Saturday

Matthews: [inaudible] horses is a standard practice, of course.

If PETA can't answer the basic question of whether Saez did anything different from any other jockey, then it shouldn't take the position that Saez should be suspended. Advocates for animal rights have many valid points about the dangers of horse racing, and I personally believe that the sport needs to make changes, including banning the whip. But if PETA can't answer the most fundamental questions about this situation, then it doesn't have much to add to the conversation.

[Chip196]

Anyone from PETA that I have ever heard speak (and yes, it's a very small sample size), they end up sounding like Shirley Phelps Roper. There's no other way than their way. Nutbags!

[DolaMight]

Matthews: Well, horse racing is a dirty, greedy money game.

It's time for japanese racing robots.

[Knowledged_one]

It's time for japanese racing robots.

When that happens can skynet be far behind

[A.J.]

It's time for japanese racing robots.

They use robot jockeys in the Middle East for camel racing.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/07/images/050715_robot_jockey.jpg

[JPMNICK]

They use robot jockeys in the Middle East for camel racing.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/07/images/050715_robot_jockey.jpg

that because the prude government over there wanted to stop child slavery

pussies