View Full Version : Bear + Eager Guy with Camera Phone = Trouble
Reephdweller
05-10-2006, 05:22 PM
<p>A black bear wandered into a grocery store in Peace River, Alta., late Tuesday, with one thing on his mind -- sweets.</p><p>"He jumped up into the bakery case, he tested a few things out and he really liked the strawberry mousse," said store night manager Trevor Allen.</p><p>Before he found the pastries, the bear spent a few minutes wandering the aisles, apparently doing a little comparison shopping, he said.</p><p>The bear got into the 24-hour store simply by walking through the automated doors. There were only a few customers in the store at that time of night.</p><p>One customer was slightly injured when he tried to snap a picture of the bear.</p><p>"When (the bear) was sitting in the bakery case, this guy came up with a camera phone and he was sticking it right in his face," Allen said.</p><p>"The bear ... didn't like that much."</p><p><a href="http://www.canada.com/reginaleaderpost/news/story.html?id=90f021e0-4188-4b46-9c47-68ba9ca69a34">http://www.canada.com/reginaleaderpost/news/story.html?id=90f021e0-4188-4b46-9c47-68ba9ca69a34</a></p>
SatCam
05-10-2006, 05:25 PM
When the medics arrived, the guy was bearly breathing.
Reephdweller
05-10-2006, 05:26 PM
I heard there was bearly any mousse left.
SatCam
05-10-2006, 05:27 PM
I shutter at the thought
PapaBear
05-10-2006, 05:28 PM
<p>The attack resulted in a grizzly scene.</p>
SatCam
05-10-2006, 05:30 PM
How could someone lose focus like that?
PapaBear
05-10-2006, 05:33 PM
White people so scared of black bears.
<font size="1">The guy went through all that effort and pain to get a picture with his cell phone, you'd think that they would post the picture.</font>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 5-10-06 @ 9:39 PM</span>
SatCam
05-10-2006, 05:43 PM
Somkey: homeless, out of work, addicted to crack
Bulldogcakes
05-10-2006, 05:49 PM
<p>Anybody see the movie <a href="http://www.grizzlymanmovie.com/grizzly.html" target="_self" title="Grizzly man">Grizzly man</a> ?</p><p>Leave these animals alone, people. Please. </p>
Reephdweller
05-10-2006, 05:54 PM
That guy who instigated the bear should be in a cell.
SatCam
05-10-2006, 05:55 PM
When reached for comment, the bear attempted to carify the events by saying "no homo".
Reephdweller
05-10-2006, 06:06 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />When reached for comment, the bear attempted to carify the events by saying "no homo". <p> </p><p>These "no homo" jokes are getting unbearable.</p>
tele7
05-10-2006, 06:07 PM
Eating the food was just a front....All he really wanted was a hug.
SatCam
05-10-2006, 06:09 PM
When hearing of the bear's statement, the man replied with "h".
Sheeplovr
05-10-2006, 06:09 PM
<p><img width="152" height="188" border="0" src="http://homepage.mac.com/hbsherwood/images/colbert1.jpg" /></p><p>Bears are a threat to the country </p>
SatCam
05-10-2006, 06:15 PM
The Bear Alert Level has been raised to "red", meaning "bears will not hesitate to fuck you up".
FUNKMAN
05-10-2006, 06:53 PM
the guy figured he'd be okay considering he was shooting the bear with his canon...
Marc with a c
05-10-2006, 06:56 PM
<p>he must have been buying some of these</p><p><img src="http://www.paloaltobakingco.com/bearclaw.jpg" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
05-10-2006, 06:58 PM
<p>i heard he went after the guy cause the guy had</p><p><img height="233" src="http://www.recipelink.com/ch/2000/december/marioholiday2.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="7">NO HOMO</font></strong></p>
PapaBear
05-10-2006, 06:59 PM
<p>Would you rather try to take a photo of a bear without claws, or a retard with a knife?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>HIDEOUT... WHAT!</p>
Billy Staples
05-10-2006, 09:07 PM
<p>He was looking for a moussage with a happy ending...you get horny after hibernating all winter, I guess...well so I heard </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ya know everything is fine, the bear is sitting swatting at a few Swedish fish, trying to grab them like multicolored salmon when all of a sudden he gets enraged, as enraged as a bear can be, when he sees this....</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img height="794" src="http://www.babyboomercandy.com/GummyBears.jpg" width="416" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>he went jellyumbine on his ass</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Billy Staples on 5-11-06 @ 1:25 AM</span>
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