View Full Version : How Will You Be Celebrating Cinco De Maya?
curtoid
05-04-2006, 12:12 PM
<p><img height="238" src="http://www.mayaangelou.com/M_Cookie.gif" width="247" border="0" /></p><p><br />I'll get drunk and think about the time I tried to read "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings."</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by curtoid on 5-4-06 @ 4:12 PM</span>
PapaBear
05-04-2006, 12:21 PM
I'll be having a sandwich... with extra mayo.
In honor of Latin-American traditions, I'll be taking the day off.
Dougie Brootal
05-04-2006, 12:23 PM
<p>absinthe and e pills</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>
Hottub
05-04-2006, 12:37 PM
Wait on the corner hoping somebody picks me up. I will then mow a few lawns, take my money, buy a case of Heineken, vomit and pass out.
Tall_James
05-04-2006, 12:44 PM
<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/52/topic/50041">How Will You Be Celebrating Cinco De Maya?</a> </p><p>I will be skull fucking the corpse of Frida Kahlo while eating a bag of Fritos.</p>
FezPaul
05-04-2006, 12:50 PM
Same as quatro de maya
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 5-4-06 @ 5:22 PM</span>
FUNKMAN
05-04-2006, 01:01 PM
some beer and my guiness towel...
ChimneyFish
05-04-2006, 01:21 PM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I will be sharing some garlic mashed potatoes with Mya.</font></em></strong></p><p><img height="225" src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mashed.jpg" width="225" border="0" /></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="4">+</font></em></strong></p><p><img height="325" src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/Mya117.jpg" width="216" border="0" /></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="4">=</font></em></strong></p><p><img height="547" src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/big20grin.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">But seriously folks,</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I'm going to be popping a couple morphine pills and drinking until I just about pass out.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Wait................ that's every Friday night.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Damn.</font></em></strong></p>
torker
05-04-2006, 01:35 PM
<p>On May 5th I celebrate the birth of Anne B. Davis.</p><p> <img height="204" src="http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/annbdavis/abd08.jpg" width="182" border="0" /></p><p> Happy Birthday, Anne B.. </p>
TheQuestion
05-04-2006, 03:26 PM
<img width="500" height="295" border="0" src="http://screenrunner.free.fr/Sombrero.jpg" />
FUNKMAN
05-04-2006, 04:22 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>On May 5th I celebrate the birth of Anne B. Davis.</p><p> <img height="204" src="http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/annbdavis/abd08.jpg" width="182" border="0" /></p><p> Happy Birthday, Anne B.. </p><p>all the young girls love alice... tender young alice they say</p>
<p>Did Someone say Mayo ?</p><p> </p><p><img title="mayo" height="200" alt="mayo" src="http://www.duffgardens.net/media/Parody/front/officerfront.jpg" width="267" border="0" /></p>
Mike Teacher
05-04-2006, 05:23 PM
<p>May 5th is the day Alan Shepard said 'Please dear God, don't let me fuck up' in 1961 before becoming the first American in space, and until Glenn, one of the most famous. </p><p>Easy to trivialize the flight, it went up only 116 miles and laster 15 mins compared to Yuri Gagarin's orbit that beat us to first in space, but like Wolfe wrote in 'The Right Stuff'; this was treated by all as new territory and no one knew that he wasnt about to die live on network TV and to untold millions listening worldwide. To be in that capsule, on a rocket that was essentially a bomb, and hope the bomb doesnt explode all at once, yet still have the power to get you to where you were going, and then 116 miles was enough to, well, watch the movie for a capsule summary.</p><p>capsule summary</p><p>geh geh</p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/Mr3" border="0" /></p>
TheGameHHH
05-04-2006, 05:56 PM
<p>Jake's.....Montclair.....Happy Hour......Corona's</p><p>But, Cinco De Maya holds nothing to the 4th of Ju-lie</p>
Marc with a c
05-04-2006, 08:39 PM
<p>im just going to relax and wear my hat.</p><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1614758/"><img height="589" alt="Click for Next Picture!" src="http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/10/collegehumor.1614810.451xAUTO.jpg" width="451" border="0" /></a></p>
bitterbuffalo
05-04-2006, 09:19 PM
<p>I will swilling Corona and watching a packed house dance the music of Sublime, played by young men who are not Sublime.</p><p> </p><p><img width="317" height="198" border="0" src="http://www.skunk.com/sublime/images/4e.jpg" alt="LBC!" title="LBC!" /> </p>
PapaBear
05-04-2006, 09:37 PM
I'll be trying to swing by the "anti Cinco De Mayo" protest being staged by the Neo-Nazis, that I posted about El Mundo's thread. I want to see if I can get some good pics of Nazis and sane people confronting each other.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 5-5-06 @ 1:38 AM</span>
Billy Staples
05-04-2006, 11:31 PM
<p>just reliving some god old times with some old friends and a pretty hot cousin</p><p><img src="http://home.pacbell.net/rsdotson/images/fed_gun.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>some memories are just too hrd to let go of</p><p><img height="144" src="http://www.vaeter-aktuell.de/welt/Kuba/Elian-2000/Elian000424j1.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p><p>Marisleysis Gonzalez</p><p> </p><p>and finally</p><p><img height="105" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zoUrpI8zG7RypM:specialradio.ru/i/judas_priest/jp04.jpg" width="85" border="0" /></p><p>+</p><p><img height="477" src="http://www.khmerkromrecipes.com/photo_recipes/mayonnaise.jpg" width="331" border="0" /></p><p>=</p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.uuwausau.org/Images/youth/duct%20tape.jpg" border="0" /></p>
Dirtybird12
05-05-2006, 03:20 AM
<p>get drunk and watch the three amigos - again. </p>
LordJezo
05-05-2006, 03:40 AM
<p><img width="450" height="319" border="0" src="http://www.78west.com/eden/images/mexicaninternet.jpg" /></p><p> </p><p>For the second year in a row we’ll be at <a href="http://www.menupages.com/restaurantdetails.asp?neighborhoodid=10&restaurantid=3673">Arriba Arriba</a> around 7pm, everyone should stop by, it's a fun place, going to be packed tonight. </p>
<p>Posting cinco Mayas</p><p><img height="213" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/82/Maya_rudolph.jpg/180px-Maya_rudolph.jpg" width="180" border="0" /> <img height="240" src="http://www.ucsc.edu/alumni_friends/profiles/images/rudolph.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p><p><img height="307" src="http://www.truewesthollywoodstory.com/images/insites/510/dont_hot_link.jpg" width="236" border="0" /> <img height="200" src="http://www.saturday-night-live.com/images/castbios/mayarudolph.jpg" width="230" border="0" /></p><p><img height="400" src="http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/images/MR%20570-thumb.JPG" width="260" border="0" /></p>
bobrobot
05-05-2006, 05:56 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Reading Don Quixote & eating peyote</font></strong>!</p><p><img height="475" src="http://www.unibooks.com.au/Images/BookCovers/dec%20to%20ten/0099469693.02.jpg" width="305" border="0" /><img height="212" src="http://www.donpeyote.com/photos/peyote.jpg" width="242" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099" /></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">(Happy Birthday, Ida!!!)</font></strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-5-06 @ 6:30 PM</span>
Judge Smails
05-05-2006, 06:02 AM
<p><strong><font size="4"><img src="http://snapper.beer.com/preview/com/dosxx/dos_about/dos_serving_ritual/serving_glasses.jpg" border="0" /></font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="4"> +</font></strong></p><p><img height="203" src="http://www.naaonline.org/images/univision.jpg" width="296" border="0" /></p><p> <strong><font size="4">=</font></strong></p><p><img height="293" src="http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/spooge.gif" width="513" border="0" /></p>
Death Metal Moe
05-05-2006, 06:05 AM
No, I won't be as a matter of fact.
El Mudo
05-05-2006, 01:33 PM
I'll be reading more about Camerone
http://www.geocities.com/ivatroopie/Camerone.jpg
This battle took place on the 30th of April 1863, during the campaign of Mexico. It is celebrated each year, on the anniversary of this date, by all the regiments of the French Foreign Legion.
History:
The French Army was besieging Puebla.
The mission of the Legion was to ensure the movement and safety of the convoys, over an 80 mile distance. On the 29th of April 1863, Colonel Jeanningros was informed that an important convoy was on its way to Puebla, with a load of 3 million francs, and material and munitions for the seige. Captain Danjou, his quartermaster, decided to send a company to escort the convoy. The 3rd company of the Foreign Regiment was assigned to this mission, but had no officers available. So Captain Danjou, himself, took the command and 2nd lieutenants Maudet, company guide, and Vilain, the paymaster, joined him voluntarily.
On the 30th of April, at 1 a.m., the 3rd company was on its way, with its 3 officers and 62 men. At 7 a.m., after a 15 mile march, it stopped at Palo Verde in order to get some rest. At this very moment, the enemy showed up and the battle began. Captain Danjou made the company take up a square formation and, even though retreating, he victoriously drove back several cavalry charges, inflicting the first heavy losses on the enemy .
By the inn of Camerone, a large building with a courtyard protected by a wall 3 meters high, Danjou decided to stay, in order to keep the enemy and so delay for as long as possible, any attacks on the convoy.
While the legionnaires were rapidly setting up the defense of the inn, a Mexican officer demanded that Captain Danjou surrender, pointing out the fact that the Mexican Army was greatly superior in number.
Danjou's answer was: "We have munitions. We will not surrender." Then, he swore to fight to the death and made his men swear the same. It was 10 a.m. Until 6 p.m., these 60 men who had had nothing to eat or drink since the day before, in spite of the extreme heat, of the thirst and hunger, resisted against 2,000 Mexicans: 800 cavalry and 1,200 infantry.
At noon, Captain Danjou was shot in the chest and died. At 2 p.m., 2nd lieutenant Vilain was shot in the head. About this time, the Mexican colonel succeeded in setting the inn on fire.
In spite of the heat and the smoke, the legionnaires resisted, but many of them were killed or injured. By 5 p.m., only 12 men could still fight with 2nd lieutenant Maudet. At this time, the Mexican colonel gathered his soldiers and told them what disgrace it would be if they were unable to defeat such a small number of men. The Mexicans were about to give the general assault through holes opened in the walls of the courtyard, but Colonel Milan, who had previously asked 2nd lieutenant Maudet to surrender, once again gave him the opportunity to. Maudet scornfully refused.
The final charge was given. Soon, only 5 men were left around Maudet; Corporal Maine, legionnaires Catteau, Wensel, Constantin and Leonard. Each had only one bullet left. In a corner of the courtyard, their back against the wall, still facing the enemy, they fixed bayonets. When the signal was given, they opened fire and fought with their bayonets. 2nd lieutenant Maudet and 2 legionnaires fell, mortally wounded. Maine and his 2 remaining companions were about to be slaughtered when a Mexican officer saved them. He shouted: "Surrender"!
"We will only if you promise to allow us to carry and care for our injured men and if you leave us our guns".
"Nothing can be refused to men like you"!, answered the officer.
Captain Danjou's men had kept their promise; for 11 hours, they had resisted 2,000 enemy troops. They had killed 300 of them and had injured as many. Their sacrifice had saved the convoy and they had fulfilled their mission.
bobrobot
05-05-2006, 04:31 PM
<p><strong>El Mudo</strong> wrote: I'll be reading more about Camerone </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Camerone Gray?</font></strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-5-06 @ 8:33 PM</span>
Death Metal Moe
05-05-2006, 04:42 PM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>El Mudo</strong> wrote: I'll be reading more about Camerone <p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Camerone Gray?</font></strong></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-5-06 @ 8:33 PM</span> <p>When I call NY, they tell me he's just a seceretary!</p><p>NOBODY GIVES MORE THAN FEZ WHATLEY!!!</p>
Bulldogcakes
05-05-2006, 05:48 PM
<p> </p><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/52/topic/50041">How Will You Be Celebrating Cinco De Maya?</a> <p> </p><p>I will be skull fucking the corpse of Frida Kahlo while eating a bag of Fritos.</p><p> </p><p> <img border="0" src="http://www.femalestars.com/RS/rsid-779610/gw/femalestars11/images6/Salma_Hayek_-_Frida_03.jpg" /></p><p>I'll be jerking off to Salma Hayek playing Frida. Especially the lesbo scene. </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
stealing hud caps and car radios..enough said <br />
FezPaul
05-05-2006, 06:15 PM
<strong>Duke</strong> wrote:<br />stealing hud caps and car radios..enough said <br /><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hudnew.jpg</p>
Don Stugots
05-05-2006, 07:39 PM
drinking beert listening to my firends band, but in the past tense since i did it already and now am posting while finishing beer that is in my place.
Fallon
05-05-2006, 07:56 PM
I went to my first BBQ of 06 and drank some coronas!
walking joint
05-05-2006, 08:18 PM
drinking and playing party poker...much like any calendar day
ChimneyFish
05-05-2006, 11:08 PM
<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>get drunk and watch the three amigos - again. </p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Bravo, sir, bravo.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">"The singing bush" = best bit ever.</font></em></strong></p>
LordJezo
05-06-2006, 06:40 AM
<p>Hey, why didn't any of you jerks tell me that the place I was going to was a gay bar?</p><p>Oh well, at least I got to hit on the shot boy and get a free hat and shot glass. </p>
Don Stugots
05-06-2006, 06:49 AM
did you run out of the place screaming "NOOOOO HOOOOOMOOOOO!!!!"
if not, it doenst make you gay unless you woke up next to a guy AND cuddling.
reeshy
05-06-2006, 02:13 PM
It ain't gay if there's no eye contact!!!!!!<br />
Freakshow
05-06-2006, 02:54 PM
I drank Mexican beer with bunch of Australians. It seemed appropriate.
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