Fattest man alive

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="450" height="357" border="0" src="http://imgfarm.com/images/reuters/full/2006-05-03T115608Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_3_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC.jpg" /></p><p><a title="Story " target="_self" href="http://reuters.myway.com/image/20060503/2006-05-03T115608Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_1_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC.html?date=20060503&docid=2006-05-03T121624Z_01_L0381917_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC"></a><a href="http://reuters.myway.com/article/20060503/2006-05-03T121624Z_01_L0381917_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC.html" target="_self" title="Story">Story</a><br /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="2" face="Verdana,Sans-serif" color="#000000"> Manuel Uribe
sits on his bed at home in Monterrey, Mexico in a January 17, 2006 file
photo. Uribe, who at 1,212 pounds is possibly the heaviest person in
the world, hopes to travel to Italy for a life-saving operation to shed
weight. REUTERS/Luis Reyes</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-3-06 @ 7:24 PM</span>

[sr71blackbird]

Is that his ball bag?

[DarkHippie]

He's a human Pogo Ball

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />Is that his ball bag? <p>how'd you know he's a bowler?</p>

[Gvac]

<p>That's disgusting!</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.film.gen.tr/resim/filmler/austinpowers3goldmember/resim3.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>He's smuggling ugli fruit.</p><p><img height="180" src="http://vasilcastle.com/cblog/uploads/ugli.jpg" width="225" border="0" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">Uribe's case puzzles doctors since his cholesterol and
blood-sugar levels are normal, despite his extreme obesity.</font></font></p>
<p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">&quot;His heart works very well. He has some respiratory
difficulty because of his obesity, but in strict terms, he's
well,&quot; said Marco Anibal Rodriguez Vargas, the director of
hospitals in the Mexican state of Nuevo Leon.[/quote]</font></font></p><p>Thats weird. &nbsp;</p>
<p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black"><br /></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">Uribe said it was just a matter of time before he went to
Italy: &quot;Are we going? Yes. We're going. But the doctors will
decide when.&quot;</font></font></p>

<p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">The operation would last four to five hours and would
likely require Uribe to spend one month in Italy.</font></font></p><p></p><p>Spending a month in Italy? Something tells me that wont be good for his weight. &nbsp;</p><p>
</p><p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">Uribe hopes to avoid that fate. His wife, horrified by his
increasing size, feared the worst and abandoned him more than a
decade ago.</font></font></p>


<p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">&quot;She left me because she must have thought I was dying,&quot;
Uribe said.</font></font></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, right. That was it. &nbsp;</p><p>SHE LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT BASTARD!&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

Couldn't someone just stick a pin in him and watch him pop?

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br>Is that his ball bag?<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

"Its not a tumor!" ARRRHHHHH

[sr71blackbird]

How long before Fezzys picture gets photoshopped onto his body?

[Bulldogcakes]

Actually, he's only 5' 8&quot;. So he carries the 1200 pretty well. <br />

[SatCam]

I think he has a uniboob

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>His feet and ankles are the stuff nightmares are made of.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But the weird thing is, his face looks relatively normal!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

But the weird thing is, his face looks relatively normal!
Although by the looks of it, he might be a little constipated

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="357" src="http://imgfarm.com/images/reuters/full/2006-05-03T115608Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_3_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></p><p><a title="Story " href="http://reuters.myway.com/image/20060503/2006-05-03T115608Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDSP_1_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC.html?date=20060503&docid=2006-05-03T121624Z_01_L0381917_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC" target="_self"></a><a title="Story" href="http://reuters.myway.com/article/20060503/2006-05-03T121624Z_01_L0381917_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC.html" target="_self">Story</a><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 5-3-06 @ 7:45 PM</span>

[SatCam]

http://www.cyber-cinema.com/reprint/bigbillyRpt.jpg

I am the fattest man alive!!

[Reephdweller]

<p><font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font color="#000000" size="2">&quot;His heart works very well. He has some respiratory difficulty because of his obesity, but in strict terms, he's well,&quot; said Marco Anibal Rodriguez Vargas, the director of hospitals in the Mexican state of Nuevo Leon.</font></font></p><p>Note to self. Avoid Mexican hospitals for proper health care.</p>

[A.J.]

This is one Mexican who won't be sneaking across the border.

[Marc with a c]

<p>what a fat piece of shit.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YQD9AlsaONrlWVc6X8XWFitu0sW0hCgOKIH3q4IaEs4lt7Zlo LBI0BRNpqzv5SXbLpiMIXI*H7bWq1tMwYvs9ckHkM2uTfcfLy* cAVL8!XBHhGAQBc23kQR9ZNUXpJs!j4Ahbnc2VafzcBovuD*sf g/BILLY%20STAPLES%20NAKED.JPG?dc=4675521160402334485" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p>

[KC2OSO]

NICE!

[Patches]

<p>How exactly does one transport a 1200 lb man from Italy to Mexico?</p>

[A.J.]

<p>By C-5 Galaxy</p><p><img height="689" src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/c-5-9.jpg" width="938" border="0" /></p>

[samnyc]

would like to see manuel uribe vs hulk hogan at wrestlemania 23

[cougarjake13]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />This is one Mexican who won't be sneaking across the border. <p>they could probably fit a few in his belly though and sneak him through for the surgery</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>samnyc</strong> wrote:<br />would like to see manuel uribe vs hulk hogan at wrestlemania 23 <p>whatcha gonna do brother when these 24 inch pythons collapse under the weight of you !!!! brotha</p>