Keith Richards tree fall injury

[moochcassidy]

<p>bbc are reporting this </p><p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4957948.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4957948.stm</a></p><p>the 'wacky' english jocks are on hack overdrive with this story.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by moochcassidy on 4-29-06 @ 1:02 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<p><font color="#990099" size="3"><em>Why was he on a palm tree?</em></font></p><p><font color="#990099" size="3"><em>How did he get up there?</em></font></p><p><font color="#990099" size="3"><em>Isn't he a little old to be climbing trees?</em></font></p><p><font color="#990099" size="3"><em>Was he stoned?</em></font></p><p><font color="#990099" size="3"><em>??????????????????????????????????????</em></font></p>

[IamFogHat]

Did he have a treehouse?

[reeshy]

he's just a &quot;Monkey Man&quot;!!!!!!<br />

[SatCam]

This story has everyone in the news media stumped...

Just when we thought Keith would be turning over a new leaf.

Thankfully Keith is OK... he's no twig

[Gvac]

<p>Could you imagine if this is the way Keith winds up dying?&nbsp; Falling out of a tree?</p><p>I absolutely love the man, but he defies logic and explanation.&nbsp; God bless him.&nbsp;</p>

[SpicyMcHaggis]

I believe he thinks he's Captain Jack Sparrow now and was looking for his ship from a higher view point.

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Could you imagine if this is the way Keith winds up dying?&nbsp; Falling out of a tree?</p><p>I absolutely love the man, but he defies logic and explanation.&nbsp; God bless him.&nbsp;</p><p>kinda ironic two guys (howe being the other)&nbsp;known for massive drug use and both may die from a tree accident, </p>

[tele7]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Could you imagine if this is the way Keith winds up dying?&nbsp; Falling out of a tree?</p><p>I absolutely love the man, but he defies logic and explanation.&nbsp; God bless him.&nbsp;</p><p>kinda ironic two guys (howe being the other)&nbsp;known for massive drug use and both may die from a tree accident, </p><p>These things always happen in threes..</p><p>Troubled former child star Leif Garrett dies in tragic Luge accident.</p>

[moochcassidy]

<p>apparently he was messin about climbin a tree with ronnie wood. he fell out and went on to go jet skiing where he had a crash. sounds like hes ok tho. the man's indestructible.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="428" src="http://members.sparedollar.com/joejbay/1_richards.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Hey, what guy doesn't like a little palm action?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

if he was a comic his stage name would be Tumblin Dice...

[Death Metal Moe]

Eh, I think all the Keith Richards jokes that can be made have been made.&nbsp; He's kind of a boring public figure now.

[Judge Smails]

<p>I heard his skull was . . . . Shattered.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(Move along - nothing to see here)</p>

[SatCam]

Hopefully during this time of reflection, Keith can get to the root of his problems.

[FezPaul]

I hope he's okay, I'm very &quot;frond&quot; of him.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>apparently he was messin about climbin a tree with ronnie wood. he fell out and went on to go jet skiing where he had a crash. sounds like hes ok tho. the man's indestructible.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="428" src="http://members.sparedollar.com/joejbay/1_richards.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>what does he moonlight as a fuckin coal miner... sheesh!</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><img height="251" src="http://members.sparedollar.com/joejbay/1_richards.jpg" width="177" border="0" /><img height="250" src="http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/05/24/sincitygalleryyellow.jpg" width="167" border="0" /></p><p>The resemblence is uncanny.</p>

[SatCam]

http://members.sparedollar.com/joejbay/1_richards.jpg

I bet if you sawed this dude in half you'd see about 120 rings

[Bulldogcakes]

Am I the only one who was amazed that he could actually CLIMB a tree? <br />

[A.J.]

<p>He'll bury us all.</p><p>Viva Keef!</p>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>apparently he was messin about climbin a tree with <font size="3"><strong>ronnie wood</strong></font>. <img height="428" src="http://members.sparedollar.com/joejbay/1_richards.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>I think you guys missed the funniest part of the story.....Ronnie Wood.&nbsp; Who does he part with next Leif&nbsp;Garret, Twiggy, The Roots, Keebler Elves</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Billy Staples on 5-1-06 @ 10:32 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>apparently he was messin about climbin a tree with <font size="3"><strong>ronnie wood</strong></font>. <img height="428" src="http://members.sparedollar.com/joejbay/1_richards.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>I think you guys missed the funniest part of the story.....Ronnie Wood.&nbsp; Who does he part with next Leif&nbsp;Garret, Twiggy, The Roots, Keebler Elves</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Billy Staples on 5-1-06 @ 10:32 AM</span> <p>i didn't write anything on&nbsp;what you just&nbsp;quote/posted my friend... i think you're getting Boboitis with the quote replies&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>apparently he was messin about climbin a tree with <font size="3"><strong>ronnie wood</strong></font>. <img height="428" src="http://members.sparedollar.com/joejbay/1_richards.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>I think you guys missed the funniest part of the story.....Ronnie Wood.&nbsp; Who does he part with next Leif&nbsp;Garret, Twiggy, The Roots, Keebler Elves</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Billy Staples on 5-1-06 @ 10:32 AM</span> <p>i didn't write anything on&nbsp;what you just&nbsp;quote/posted my friend... i think you're getting Boboitis with the quote replies&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Yeah, but what's MoochCassidy gonna do about it, he's in Ireland&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:</p><p>I'd still blow him!<br /></p><p>now that's not right!</p>

[A.J.]

More serious an injury than originally thought.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006200392,00.html" target="_self">Keef needs brain surgery</a>.

[Patches]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />More serious an injury than originally thought.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006200392,00.html" target="_self">Keef needs brain surgery</a>. <p>Are we sure this is related to falling out of the tree or because the brain is attached to the rest of Keith Richards?</p>

[fezident]

<p>This has NOTHING to do with falling out of a tree but, what in the HELL is wrong with Keith Richards knuckles?&nbsp; When I watch him play guitar, I am 100% distracted by those huge-ass knuckles of his.&nbsp; What gives?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="195" src="http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/176/rsimages_446x195/keith_richards.jpg" width="446" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br>More serious an injury than originally thought. <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006200392,00.html" target="_self">Keef needs brain surgery</a>.<p></p>
<i>More</i> serious? Hasn't this guy needed brain surgery since the 70s?

[FezPaul]

<strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This has NOTHING to do with falling out of a tree but, what in the HELL is wrong with Keith Richards knuckles?&nbsp; When I watch him play guitar, I am 100% distracted by those huge-ass knuckles of his.&nbsp; What gives?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="195" src="http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/176/rsimages_446x195/keith_richards.jpg" width="446" border="0" /></p><p><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" color="#330000" size="3">I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say they're somehow related to drug abuse.</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />More serious an injury than originally thought.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006200392,00.html" target="_self">Keef needs brain surgery</a>. <p>ELP had brain surgery but they had a side of salad with theirs...</p>

[spot]

I would guess Rheumatoid Arthritis..he's old enough.

[Gvac]

<p>Apparently the fall has Keith considering turning over a new leaf.&nbsp; He says he's giving up booze and cigarettes.&nbsp; </p><p>Seriously.&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<p>WHAT???&nbsp; I guess I'll have to sell my stock in...</p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/images/bourbon/189.1.jpg" width="208" border="0" /></p>

[curtoid]

<p><img height="338" src="http://www.thekeithshrine.com/~Blue_Lena/stick.jpg" width="210" border="0" /></p><p>The man was just trying to find a new walking stick he could use when he pretends he's a blind man begging for money.</p>

[moochcassidy]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />More serious an injury than originally thought.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006200392,00.html" target="_self">Keef needs brain surgery</a>. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>apparently that was the english tabloids talking bollox</p><p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4976230.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4976230.stm</a></p>