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phixion

04-26-2006, 01:49 PM

its not really entertainment but how about something to at least make u think? the following excerpt is by chris mooreyou drill us everyday in the same movements, we practice the same brush strokes over and over, we chant the same mantras, why? so that these actions will become natural, spontaneous, without being diluted by thought, right? compassion is the same way. love is not a something u think about, it is a state in which u dwell. not sure if it entertained u

SatCam

04-26-2006, 01:55 PM

any rubberbands in the house?

mdr55

04-26-2006, 03:04 PM

You wanna go play find the pickle?

FUNKMAN

04-26-2006, 03:33 PM

OGC

04-26-2006, 03:55 PM

1 - <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/49578/page/BJ_Etiquette.htm" target="_blank">visit this thead</a>2 -  study hard3 - be prepaired to entertain me

Gvac

04-26-2006, 03:57 PM

Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl?

Hottub

04-26-2006, 03:58 PM

<img height="150" src="http://www.cinema-scene.com/images/gba/Brando90/suppactor-goodfellas.jpg" width="245" border="0" />What am I? A fuckin' clown? I gotta come on to this fuckin' board and entertain you?

Tall_James

04-26-2006, 04:20 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: i have a strong dislike for my mother and im stuck inside babysitting my sister every schoole day until 7 for like 30 bucks a week I agree that you should go hug your mom.  But in the meantime, here you go - <img height="240" src="http://www.zx-12r.org/Animations/MonkeyPee.gif" width="320" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

04-26-2006, 04:20 PM

Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl? HOT!!!

torker

04-26-2006, 04:21 PM

<img height="215" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/angryjerry.jpg" width="325" border="0" />AngryJ3rry

Hottub

04-26-2006, 04:24 PM

OGC

04-26-2006, 04:25 PM

Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl? That didn't seem to stop her from posting some of the better comments in the thread I directed her to. From her comments there I got the idea that she was a "good sport"  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

Stankfoot

04-26-2006, 04:36 PM

<img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/pickacard.jpg" />pick a card ... any card

OGC

04-26-2006, 04:57 PM

Stankfoot wrote: <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/pickacard.jpg" border="0" />pick a card ... any card OK , what's next ?<img height="282" src="http://www.sudzie.com/images/shop_CashCardfront.jpg" width="463" border="0" />

Iamnotatool

04-26-2006, 05:09 PM

how bout a stinky pinky?

GwEnYpOo

04-26-2006, 05:24 PM

I HAVE BEEN ENTERTAINED

OGC

04-26-2006, 05:29 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: I HAVE BEEN ENTERTAINED So when are you going to entertain us ?

mendyweiss

04-26-2006, 06:04 PM

Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl? I believe 16 is of legal age in the State of Ron and Fez.

FezPaul

04-26-2006, 08:30 PM

Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl? http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/FBI202.jpg Oh, I'm sure you think it's an underage girl.

tele7

04-26-2006, 09:15 PM

ENTERTAIN ME!<img src="http://home.swipnet.se/~w-31333/freddie.jpg" border="0" />Will you let me?

Fallon

04-26-2006, 09:16 PM

Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl?   It's a sting! Run!!! <img width="649" height="54" border="0" src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Art/DATELINE/PROJECTS/CatchPredator/SPAT_Dtl_Predator(2).jpg" />

GwEnYpOo

04-30-2006, 03:17 PM

Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl? dont worry about it  ,its never stopped me before

Sheeplovr

04-30-2006, 03:19 PM

sigs too big it has to be 300 by 100

OGC

04-30-2006, 03:43 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl? dont worry about it  ,its never stopped me beforeI told you she was a good sport. By the way what are you doing later this week ?

GwEnYpOo

04-30-2006, 04:47 PM

suckin a cack

mdr55

04-30-2006, 04:51 PM

but do you want to play find the pickle?

Don Stugots

04-30-2006, 05:11 PM

didnt you two break up a while back?

bobrobot

04-30-2006, 06:27 PM

<img src="http://www.pulpcards.com/largeimg/pc-292.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.pulpcards.com/largeimg/pc-192.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.pulpcards.com/largeimg/pc-295.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.pulpcards.com/largeimg/pc-127.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.pulpcards.com/largeimg/pc-223.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.pulpcards.com/largeimg/pc-064.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.pulpcards.com/largeimg/pc-137.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.pulpcards.com/largeimg/pc-1048.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-30-06 @ 10:38 PM

Coach

05-01-2006, 12:23 AM

Learn early.....few males will do as you dictate, those who do are either gay or spineless

Billy Staples

05-01-2006, 06:47 AM

1- Lose Ted2- Get older Quick 3- Keep preaching the divine and sacred rules of etiquette to yur eer growing faithful.  OK, not evergrowing , ever increasing  all hail the master ladies and take notes<img height="240" src="http://ali.apple.com/ali_media/Users/1000481/icons/gifs/Girls_chat_ad.gif" width="320" border="0" />Gwenypoo...can you throw in some fashion tips?

GwEnYpOo

05-02-2006, 08:22 AM

1.yes i do know how to play find the pinckle , im veryy good too2.yea we did break up but we got back together, we broke up for like 2 days3. im trying as hard as i can on the age thing billy

DarkHippie

05-02-2006, 08:30 AM

when gweny turns 18, the collective testicles of ronfez.net will explode

GwEnYpOo

05-02-2006, 10:25 AM

im home alone with no access to pornim bored again . . . . .

OGC

05-02-2006, 10:54 AM

GwEnYpOo wrote: im home alone with no access to pornim bored again . . . . . No access to porn at home ? Why bother going home then ?I have a hard time dragging myself to work because I can't surf for porn here.How about a nice cock picture ?<img height="396" src="http://www.personal.psu.edu/staff/m/h/mhl100/images/Rooster.jpg" width="540" border="0" />

Don Stugots

05-02-2006, 11:01 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">GwEnYpOo wrote: im home alone with no access to pornim bored again . . . . . <hr color="cococo" align="left">

me too, expect for the porn, that is what the internet is for. My chick is away for business and will not be back until tomorrow night.

GwEnYpOo

05-02-2006, 11:01 AM

you are a strange little man

JustJon

05-02-2006, 12:31 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: you are a strange little man  Was he sending you naughty pictures of himself?

suggums

05-02-2006, 12:56 PM

this is one big creepy mess

GwEnYpOo

05-02-2006, 12:56 PM

lol no , i meant richg0404 , not stugots1 stugots1 is the shit

JustJon

05-02-2006, 12:59 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: lol no , i meant richg0404 , not stugots1 stugots1 is the shit  And yet you dodge the question...  everyone knows that "no comment" means "yes"

Death Metal Moe

05-02-2006, 01:27 PM

suggums wrote: this is one big creepy mess I agree.  Joking is one thing, but it's a whole new ball game with a 16 year old.I don't think people should treat her like a kid but we don't even ask adult women some of these foul questions on the messageboard.Yuck.

GwEnYpOo

05-02-2006, 01:59 PM

dont worry about it moe , im a big girl , i can take care of myself. besides , they were only joking around and its not like i make myself out to be the most innocent of girls anyway .

torker

05-02-2006, 02:57 PM

<img height="181" src="http://www.prsadetroit.org/StateConf/images/OldSpeakers/hansen.gif" width="144" border="0" />So we have quite the shopping bag full of stuff there, huh? Why don’t you have a seat on that stool?

OGC

05-02-2006, 03:19 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: dont worry about it moe , im a big girl , i can take care of myself. besides , they were only joking around and its not like i make myself out to be the most innocent of girls anyway . Thank You GwEnYpOo. I meant nothing by the post other than trying to entertain you.  I don't know if anyone noticed that I changed my sigpic at about the same time I posted the "cock" picture. I was trying to be like a "Dirty Old Man"

TheQuestion

05-02-2006, 03:28 PM

Why does Aqualung keep playing in my head when I read this thread?

Hottub

05-02-2006, 03:34 PM

Why does Aqualung keep playing in my head when I read this thread?...and "Art Lover"!

mikeyboy

05-02-2006, 03:35 PM

Hottub wrote:  Why does Aqualung keep playing in my head when I read this thread?  ...and "Art Lover"!...and "Birthday" by the Sugarcubes

Death Metal Moe

05-02-2006, 03:49 PM

Don't stand soDon't stand soDon't stand so close to me

Hottub

05-02-2006, 03:57 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Hottub wrote:  Why does Aqualung keep playing in my head when I read this thread?  ...and "Art Lover"!...and "Birthday" by the Sugarcubes... and "Louis Quatorze" Bow Wow WowCheck, Mikeyboy.<img title="Checkmate, Bitch." height="203" alt="Checkmate, Bitch." src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/34236/2/istockphoto_34236_chess_men.jpg" width="270" border="0" />

mikeyboy

05-02-2006, 04:23 PM

Hottub wrote: mikeyboy wrote: Hottub wrote:  Why does Aqualung keep playing in my head when I read this thread?  ...and "Art Lover"!...and "Birthday" by the Sugarcubes... and "Louis Quatorze" Bow Wow WowCheck, Mikeyboy.<img title="Checkmate, Bitch." height="203" alt="Checkmate, Bitch." src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/34236/2/istockphoto_34236_chess_men.jpg" width="270" border="0" />Hmmmmm....  "Catholic School Girls Rule" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

FezPaul

05-02-2006, 04:27 PM

And now the old fart chimes in with "She was only 16" by Doctor Hook and the Medicine ShowExcuse me, I have to go soak my dentures

Hottub

05-02-2006, 04:34 PM

"Seventeen" - Winger.    Best video EVER!

Hottub

05-02-2006, 04:35 PM

Girl's School"  Brittany Fox.  (2nd best video EVER!)

This message was edited by Hottub on 5-2-06 @ 8:40 PM

Hottub

05-02-2006, 04:37 PM

"Catholic Girls" Frank Zappa.

FezPaul

05-02-2006, 04:41 PM

"You're 16, you're, beautiful, and you're mine" by Ringo...just a second (adjusts his colostomy bag) okay....Starr

mikeyboy

05-02-2006, 04:42 PM

"I Saw Her Standing There" The Beatles"I Love Rock & Roll" Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Hottub

05-02-2006, 04:43 PM

"Jailbait" - Aerosmith.

narc

05-02-2006, 04:43 PM

"Ill Na Na" - Foxy Brown. She was 16 when she recorded it.

Hottub

05-02-2006, 04:45 PM

"Hey Hottub. Thanks for bringin' it Old School.""Sweet Little Sixteen"  Chuck Berry.

bobrobot

05-02-2006, 04:47 PM

Didja ever read a thread & feel like U need 2 take a shower?<img height="373" src="http://www.inspiredliving.com/shower-filters/images/ARS5-CT.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

Hottub

05-02-2006, 04:49 PM

"Cold Shower" - Kix.

FezPaul

05-02-2006, 04:50 PM

Cold Shot - Stevie Ray Vaughn

FezPaul

05-02-2006, 04:51 PM

Shower the People--James Taylor

Hottub

05-02-2006, 04:56 PM

"Drowned" - The Who.

torker

05-02-2006, 05:08 PM

Rock and Roll Part 2<img height="231" src="http://www.alexgitlin.com/npp/gg1.jpg" width="244" border="0" />

booster11373

05-02-2006, 05:10 PM

torker wrote: Rock and Roll Part 2<img height="231" src="http://www.alexgitlin.com/npp/gg1.jpg" width="244" border="0" />winna!

Bulldogcakes

05-02-2006, 05:16 PM

Hottub wrote: "Jailbait" - Aerosmith. Or Motorhead . . .and I just cant wait! Jailbait baby get down, right now! <blockquote />

Don Stugots

05-02-2006, 06:33 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">GwEnYpOo wrote: lol no , i meant richg0404 , not stugots1 stugots1 is the shit<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Thanks. you aint so bad yourself.

GwEnYpOo

05-03-2006, 11:03 AM

i like the direction this thread went in . . . .

ShelleBink

05-11-2006, 06:43 AM

richg0404 wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: dont worry about it moe , im a big girl , i can take care of myself. besides , they were only joking around and its not like i make myself out to be the most innocent of girls anyway . Thank You GwEnYpOo. I meant nothing by the post other than trying to entertain you. I don't know if anyone noticed that I changed my sigpic at about the same time I posted the "cock" picture. I was trying to be like a "Dirty Old Man"  Sorry to bring this up, but Gwen, you remind me a LOT of how I used to be.  I ended up in some bad situations because of it.  Just be careful.  I know I don't know you or anything, but I just get concerned I guess.  Not all guys are just "going along with the joke," etc. Sorry to be the killjoy everyone.

Don Stugots

05-11-2006, 10:37 AM

ShelleBink wrote:  richg0404 wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: dont worry about it moe , im a big girl , i can take care of myself. besides , they were only joking around and its not like i make myself out to be the most innocent of girls anyway . Thank You GwEnYpOo. I meant nothing by the post other than trying to entertain you. I don't know if anyone noticed that I changed my sigpic at about the same time I posted the "cock" picture. I was trying to be like a "Dirty Old Man"  Sorry to bring this up, but Gwen, you remind me a LOT of how I used to be.  I ended up in some bad situations because of it.  Just be careful.  I know I don't know you or anything, but I just get concerned I guess.  Not all guys are just "going along with the joke," etc. Sorry to be the killjoy everyone. i agree with you Shell, there are alot of assholes out there that might look to take advantage.  But, I feel that Gwen is smart enough to not put herself in a situtation where she can get hurt.  Plus she does have a shit load of big brothers to watch out for her.  Also, sometimes I too have forgotten how old Gwen is and have made jokes that might be inappropite and I should be more careful.  Which I will try to do, but odds are I will fail meserably

GwEnYpOo

05-11-2006, 01:44 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  richg0404 wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: dont worry about it moe , im a big girl , i can take care of myself. besides , they were only joking around and its not like i make myself out to be the most innocent of girls anyway . Thank You GwEnYpOo. I meant nothing by the post other than trying to entertain you. I don't know if anyone noticed that I changed my sigpic at about the same time I posted the "cock" picture. I was trying to be like a "Dirty Old Man"  Sorry to bring this up, but Gwen, you remind me a LOT of how I used to be.  I ended up in some bad situations because of it.  Just be careful.  I know I don't know you or anything, but I just get concerned I guess.  Not all guys are just "going along with the joke," etc. Sorry to be the killjoy everyone. thanks shelle thats really sweet of you but really im OK many people may not believe me but over my life time i've been chewed up and spit out , but im the person i am today because of it and i was mature enough to learn from my mistakes . im just playing around and i've known the people on this board long enough to feel thati can trust the one's i play around with (( redundant much??lol)) . AND as stu  said i got a shit load of big brothers lookin out for me which i really do appreciate.

IrishAlkey

05-11-2006, 01:47 PM

Let's make fuck.

Don Stugots

05-11-2006, 01:56 PM

over my life time i've been chewed up and spit out , but im the person i am today because of it and i was mature enough to learn from my mistakes. AND as stu said i got a shit load of big brothers lookin out for me which i really do appreciate.<hr color="cococo" align="left">[/quote]

i have said the same things about my life. it took me along time to come to terms with it all, but i wouldnt have changed one thing. the 3 month marriage, the almost second marriage to a drunk violent women, blowing money, crashing cars, illegal activites, etc. have made me the man that I am. Why change it?

Gwen, i am gald you know if you need help, I am a 5 min drive to Staten island from my place in brooklyn. plus, my mom still lives out there.

ShelleBink

05-11-2006, 02:01 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: ShelleBink wrote: richg0404 wrote: GwEnYpOo wrote: dont worry about it moe , im a big girl , i can take care of myself. besides , they were only joking around and its not like i make myself out to be the most innocent of girls anyway . Thank You GwEnYpOo. I meant nothing by the post other than trying to entertain you. I don't know if anyone noticed that I changed my sigpic at about the same time I posted the "cock" picture. I was trying to be like a "Dirty Old Man" Sorry to bring this up, but Gwen, you remind me a LOT of how I used to be. I ended up in some bad situations because of it. Just be careful. I know I don't know you or anything, but I just get concerned I guess. Not all guys are just "going along with the joke," etc. Sorry to be the killjoy everyone. thanks shelle thats really sweet of you but really im OK many people may not believe me but over my life time i've been chewed up and spit out , but im the person i am today because of it and i was mature enough to learn from my mistakes . im just playing around and i've known the people on this board long enough to feel thati can trust the one's i play around with (( redundant much??lol)) . AND as stu said i got a shit load of big brothers lookin out for me which i really do appreciate.  Hey, like I said, I know I don't know you, but I'm just trying to prevent someone from making the same mistakes I did.

narc

05-11-2006, 04:00 PM

[/quote]i got a shit load of big brothers lookin out for me which i really do appreciate.<hr color="cococo" align="left">[/quote]
 
<img src="http://www.lakertickets.com/lakers%20history.jpg"

Bulldogcakes

05-11-2006, 04:14 PM

Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl?  NOT IN MISSISIPPI! I'M POSTING FROM THE DEEP SOUTH WHERE 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS ARE ON THEIR SECOND DIVORCE! <blockquote />

Don Stugots

05-11-2006, 04:50 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: Uh, do any of you guys know you're dealing with an underage girl? NOT IN MISSISIPPI! I'M POSTING FROM THE DEEP SOUTH WHERE 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS ARE ON THEIR SECOND DIVORCE! <blockquote /> <hr color="cococo" align="left">

God bless the Ol' Miss