When chimps attack!

[Furtherman]

<p>Has the final dance begun?&nbsp; Is the battle for the Earth underway?</p><p>They are getting stronger... more aggressive.&nbsp; Keep your hands in the vehicle!!</p><p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4938620.stm" target="_blank">Police hunt Leone 'killer chimps'</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="headline1"><a href="http://www.news8austin.com/content/your_news/default.asp?ArID=160615" target="_self">Chimpanzee attack causes West African chaos</a></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 4-26-06 @ 2:09 PM</span>

[MHasegawa]

that black on black crime is a real bitch...<br />

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Has the final dance begun?&nbsp; </p><div /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That pretty damn funny man</p>

[mendyweiss]

<p>I hear the first move of an attack is to bite your nuts off</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>The man who hit the chimp with the stick was on CNN.</p><p>He estimated the chimp, upright, was as tall as himself, about 5'9, and weighing 250lbs.</p><p>That's no chimp, that's a sasquatch!</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The man who hit the chimp with the stick was on CNN.</p><p>He estimated the chimp, upright, was as tall as himself, about 5'9, and weighing 250lbs.</p><p>That's no chimp, that's a sasquatch!</p><p><img height="211" src="http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/a/american_idol/ai5/madisa/281x211.jpg" width="281" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img height="152" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41594000/jpg/_41594102_bruno203.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p>Police said Bruno had instigated the attack <div /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What do you expect when you name him Bruno. He's probably a goodfella...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-26-06 @ 7:40 PM</span>

[kdubya]

<p>Chimps and men are the only two animals that go to war. Chimps have been known to invade neighboring groups teritory and kill other chimps in their sleep. </p><p>Chimps are also the only other tool building animals. </p><p>They&nbsp;are really some pretty bad ass mofos. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by kdubya on 4-26-06 @ 8:44 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Chimps and men are the only two animals that go to war. Chimps have been known to invade neighboring groups teritory and kill other chimps in their sleep. </p><p>Chimps are also the only other tool building animals. </p><p>They&nbsp;are really some pretty bad ass mofos. </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by kdubya on 4-26-06 @ 8:44 PM</span> <p>i saw a nature show and a chimp was using a sticky stick to get termites or ants out of the inside of&nbsp;one of their&nbsp;hill's... they claimed it was the only animal that used a tool</p><p>which makes me think of some animals that use other animals to clean them. some fish use other fish to clean stuff that's growing on them. not sure if you would call that 'using a tool' though but it is ingenuity</p>

[Fallon]

<p><img width="320" height="213" border="0" src="http://nickciske.com/blog/img/IMG_4869.JPG" /></p><p><img width="300" height="205" border="0" src="http://www.cichlidexchange.com/clubsnail/pictures/monkeysass.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<p><a href="http://www.spainherald.com/3438.html" target="_blank">Socialists: Give apes human rights</a></p><p>The Spanish Socialist Party will introduce a bill in the Congress of Deputies calling for &quot;the immediate inclusion of (simians) in the category of persons, and that they be given the moral and legal protection that currently are only enjoyed by human beings.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>Giving simians human rights?&nbsp; What next -- allowing human-simian marriage?</p><p><img height="340" src="http://karatethejapaneseway.com/photos/planet_of_the_apes_02.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Giving simians human rights?&nbsp; What next -- allowing human-simian marriage?</p><p><img height="340" src="http://karatethejapaneseway.com/photos/planet_of_the_apes_02.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p><p>Looks like Zira needs to wash the taste of human out of her mouth....</p><p><img src="http://www.zx-12r.org/Animations/MonkeyPee.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Furtherman]

Found: the giant lion-eating chimps of the magic forest (http://environment.guardian.co.uk/conservation/story/0,,2126328,00.html)

Deep in the Congolese jungle is a band of apes that, according to local legend, kill lions, catch fish and even howl at the moon. Local hunters speak of massive creatures that seem to be some sort of hybrid between a chimp and a gorilla.

Let's hope they can stay there and the mid-sized meat eating men of the city leave them alone.

But still, this proves my theory. Hybrids are dangerous. And this hybrid seems to be even more dangerous than the alien-human hybrid. Yes, it's a theory.

[cupcakelove]

They kill lions?!?! That is frightening.

[MrPink]

Now I wanna go and hunt one of these super chimps.

[Furtherman]

Now I wanna go and hunt one of these super chimps.

You'd be dead before you hit the ground!

[mendyweiss]

I'm guessing the mother chimp will just injure the human, and let the baby chimps finish him off, you know to get the taste of human blood !!. THey are on the rise.

[cupcakelove]

You'd be dead before you hit the ground!

No kidding, I'm going to keep my distance from these things.

[furie]

<p><a href="http://www.news8austin.com/content/your_news/default.asp?ArID=160615" target="_self">Chimpanzee attack causes West African chaos</a></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 4-26-06 @ 2:09 PM</span>

as opposed to all that order they were experiencing..... ;)

[cougarjake13]

Found: the giant lion-eating chimps of the magic forest (http://environment.guardian.co.uk/conservation/story/0,,2126328,00.html)

Deep in the Congolese jungle is a band of apes that, according to local legend, kill lions, catch fish and even howl at the moon. Local hunters speak of massive creatures that seem to be some sort of hybrid between a chimp and a gorilla.

Let's hope they can stay there and the mid-sized meat eating men of the city leave them alone.

But still, this proves my theory. Hybrids are dangerous. And this hybrid seems to be even more dangerous than the alien-human hybrid. Yes, it's a theory.


man i was hoping for some pics

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Giving simians human rights?&nbsp; What next -- allowing human-simian marriage?</p><p><img height="340" src="http://karatethejapaneseway.com/photos/planet_of_the_apes_02.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p>

look at that facial hair. she must be italian...

[A.J.]

look at that facial hair. she must be italian...

A Sicilian simian?

[Death Metal Moe]

that black on black crime is a real bitch...<br />

Yea, I thought this thread was gonna be about how Boo got shot too.

[Furtherman]

There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkey stole the glasses off my head! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19806344/)

http://www.politicalpoop.com/Monkey_Nerd_with_Glasses.jpg

Oh that monkey is going to pay.

[Furtherman]

Wild gorillas have been seen using "weapons" for the first time, giving a new insight into how early man learned to use sticks and stones for fighting and hunting millions of years ago. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2007/11/25/eagorilla125.xml)


It is the first time that the largest of the great apes has been seen to use tools in an aggressive way.

[Kevin]

Must every thread be an Anti George Dubbia thread??

[TheMojoPin]

It's begun! FLEE INTO THE TALL GRASS!!!

[Russel P]

man i was hoping for some pics

I'm not sure it's the same species, but there is some footage of nearly gorilla-sized chimps:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4riL1EPv2VA

[ralphbxny]

Craziness....next thing you know they will be going to bars and hittin on our chicks.

[Kevin]

Craziness....next thing you know they will be going to bars and hittin on our chicks.

Only if they are white....




















Yea... I know...

[Furtherman]

I'm not sure it's the same species, but there is some footage of nearly gorilla-sized chimps:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4riL1EPv2VA

Holy sh*t.... watch the last few seconds as he bangs on the window with his feet. You know he's thinking "If this glass wasn't so thick I'd be drinking soup with your child's skull."

[Furtherman]

We came so close to fighting the MAN-APE.

Records suggest that in 1926 the Russian dictator Joseph Stalin decided he wanted to try to create a new species of superhuman. (http://news.scotsman.com/scitech/Scientist-sent-to-Africa-in.4029006.jp)

...published in the journal Science in Context in 2002, outlined how Russia's leading animal breeding scientist, Professor Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills to the quest for an ultimate soldier by crossing humans with apes.

Stalin reportedly told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."

http://www.allaboutduncan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/man-ape-a-450.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Stalin reportedly told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."

Unortunately, the best they could come up with was someone indifferent to the quantity of food they eat, so we ended up with...KING HIPPO MAN.