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milliehatchett
04-26-2006, 06:18 AM
get out of the shower to pee or do you do it right there? I was horrified to find out that my husband pees IN the shower! Why bother washing your body if you're going to stand in your own piss?
EliSnow
04-26-2006, 06:21 AM
<strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br />get out of the shower to pee or do you do it right there? I was horrified to find out that my husband pees IN the shower! Why bother washing your body if you're going to stand in your own piss? <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I have done it in the past (long time ago), but if you're peeing in the drain, you don't end up standing in the piss. </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Now if you pee in the bath, you have a different story.</font></p>
Don Stugots
04-26-2006, 06:24 AM
<p>I pee in the shower much to the dismay of my chick. we are not standing in our own pee since the water/piss is going down the drain. Why get out of the tub just to pee with a prefectly good drain right there? I can understand why women wouldnt pee in the shower, it would just trickle down there leg. </p>
<strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br />get out of the shower to pee or do you do it right there? I was horrified to find out that my husband pees IN the shower! Why bother washing your body if you're going to stand in your own piss? <p>Sorry Ma'am,</p><p>Despite all the shower threads and nail clipping threads, this is actually a Forum to discuss the <strong>Ron and Fez</strong> radio program. </p><p>So to answer you'r question: We all pee in the shower.</p>
kdubya
04-26-2006, 06:32 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I pee in the shower much to the dismay of my chick. we are not standing in our own pee since the water/piss is going down the drain. Why get out of the tub just to pee with a prefectly good drain right there? I can understand why women wouldnt pee in the shower, it would just trickle down there leg. </p><p>I am with my man here, it all goes down the drain. I do get out of the shower to take a dump though, ussualy.</p>
Don Stugots
04-26-2006, 06:43 AM
<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I pee in the shower much to the dismay of my chick. we are not standing in our own pee since the water/piss is going down the drain. Why get out of the tub just to pee with a prefectly good drain right there? I can understand why women wouldnt pee in the shower, it would just trickle down there leg. </p><p> I do get out of the shower to take a dump though, ussualy.</p><p>I am proud to say that I have a 99.9999% success rate with #2. Nobodies perfect.</p>
kdubya
04-26-2006, 06:47 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I pee in the shower much to the dismay of my chick. we are not standing in our own pee since the water/piss is going down the drain. Why get out of the tub just to pee with a prefectly good drain right there? I can understand why women wouldnt pee in the shower, it would just trickle down there leg. </p><p> I do get out of the shower to take a dump though, ussualy.</p><p>I am proud to say that I have a 99.9999% success rate with #2. Nobodies perfect.</p><p>The key with number 2 is let hot water run in it a while to soften it up, then just push it down the drain with your toe, well thats what I heard anyway</p>
ShelleBink
04-26-2006, 06:48 AM
No
JPMNICK
04-26-2006, 06:54 AM
how about just holding it for 10 minutes. it's really not that big of a deal
J.Clints
04-26-2006, 06:57 AM
yea I get out to pee. I can not stand it when people piss in the shower.
milliehatchett
04-26-2006, 07:02 AM
<p> </p><p>Yeah, but there's gotta be some pee molecules floating around down there. Also, there's gotta be some pee splashback!</p><p> </p><p> </p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>we are not standing in our own pee since the water/piss is going down the drain. Why get out of the tub just to pee with a prefectly good drain right there? </p>
J.Clints
04-26-2006, 07:03 AM
<strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Yeah, but there's gotta be some pee molecules floating around down there. Also, there's gotta be some pee splashback!</p><p> </p><p> </p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>we are not standing in our own pee since the water/piss is going down the drain. Why get out of the tub just to pee with a prefectly good drain right there? </p><p>Maybe were not nasty slobs</p>
Terragen
04-26-2006, 07:09 AM
I pee in the shower, who gives a shit? Its just pee, if Kevin Costner
can drink it, I think its ok for a lil pee-pee to go straight down the
drain. People are so uptight. Get in touch with your inner animal a
little! Fuckin clean-freak uptight douches.<br />
Don Stugots
04-26-2006, 07:09 AM
<p>I can honestly say that I am a nasty perosn. But by no means am I a slob. Peeing in the shower is no big deal. Trust me I am a germaphob, and if I thought I was going to get anything on me I wouldnt be doing it. Just to show how far I go to avoid germs, i buy my clothes from online stores that come sealed this way no one elses BALLS or nasty ass was in my pants before me (yes I wash them before I wear them for the first time, but its not good enough).</p><p> </p><p>Would you get out of the shower to fart? just in case? that question doesnt apply to women, you never fart and if you do it smells like potpurri. </p>
Judge Smails
04-26-2006, 07:14 AM
<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />how about just holding it for 10 minutes. it's really not that big of a deal <p>No. I've read in medical books that it's very bad on the kidneys to hold it in.</p><p><img src="http://www.danielcohen.com/images/1484-96A9852548ED1CF55.medium.jpg" border="0" /></p>
EliSnow
04-26-2006, 07:16 AM
<strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Yeah, but there's gotta be some pee molecules floating around down there. Also, there's gotta be some pee splashback!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Well, it is in a shower. Afterwards, it's just a matter of cleaning the feet and legs to take care of such "pee molecules" and splashback.</font></p>
Sheeplovr
04-26-2006, 07:18 AM
<p>Pee before you go in the shower animals</p>aint no crime in peeing
in the shower drain it is a crime ot pee in a near empty shampoo bottle
and forget to take it out and find out when you remember you left it it
is somehow got less liquid in it then when you peed hence someone used
it on there head (thats a true story that involving a friend of mine)
kdubya
04-26-2006, 07:18 AM
keep in mind pee is steril, they used it in WWII to cleam wounds. It is most likely cleaner then the water coming out of the shower
angrymissy
04-26-2006, 07:21 AM
<p>Urine is sterile. I am lazy. Hence, I pee in the shower. It all goes down the drain anyway. I wouldn't want to wash, then pee after, because then you are not totally clean right after the shower.</p><p>I never even thought of doing it until I was like 11 and my grandma was watching Oprah and they were discussing this. Even Oprah said she peed in the shower. If it's good enough for Oprah's minge, it's good enough for mine.</p>
<strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br />get out of the shower to pee or do you do it right there? I was horrified to find out that my husband pees IN the shower! Why bother washing your body if you're going to stand in your own piss? <p><font size="1">Yes I pee in the shower most mornings. The warm water stimulates me to have to pee, once I am all wet I don't want to get out and drip all over the floor just to pee. After I whizz in the shower, then I actually use soap to wash myself so I don't have any piss molecules on me.</font></p><p><font size="1">I could understand your disgust if he was peeing while taking a bath but with a shower, it just goes down the drain.</font></p><p><font size="1">The way I figure it, I am peeing a few ounces of urine down the drain and then as I wash my whole body and my hair and then rinse it off, probably there are a few gallons of water washing that pee down the drain. </font></p><p><font size="1">I would bet that if you peed into a 3 gallon bucket of water, you'd never even know it was there.</font></p>
J.Clints
04-26-2006, 08:24 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Pee before you go in the shower animals</p>aint no crime in peeing in the shower drain it is a crime ot pee in a near empty shampoo bottle and forget to take it out and find out when you remember you left it it is somehow got less liquid in it then when you peed hence someone used it on there head (thats a true story that involving a friend of mine) <p>THANK YOU!!!!</p>
JustJon
04-26-2006, 08:35 AM
What sheepy said. take a piss before you go in. besides, the sound of running water alone will make ya have to pee anyway.<br />
Freakshow
04-26-2006, 08:37 AM
<strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Yeah, but there's gotta be some pee molecules floating around down there. Also, there's gotta be some pee splashback!</p><p>If you're worried about a few pee molecules, you really don't want to know what happens when you flush after a big dump. </p>
Hottub
04-26-2006, 08:46 AM
Yeah, I've read about that. Pretty nasty stuff!!! Don't brush your teeth!
J.Clints
04-26-2006, 08:48 AM
<strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Yeah, but there's gotta be some pee molecules floating around down there. Also, there's gotta be some pee splashback!</p><p>If you're worried about a few pee molecules, you really don't want to know what happens when you flush after a big dump. </p><p>Yea that is some real nasty shit. If you stop and think there are a lot of nasty things in your own house.</p>
thepaulo
04-26-2006, 09:56 AM
<p>your own pee is actually very healthy to drink....</p><p>but please, are we animals...pee and shit first...then take a shower</p><p>and whatever you do...don't do what Howard Hughes did....pee in your milk bottles</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by thepaulo on 4-26-06 @ 1:58 PM</span>
milliehatchett
04-26-2006, 09:59 AM
<strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Yeah, but there's gotta be some pee molecules floating around down there. Also, there's gotta be some pee splashback!</p><p>If you're worried about a few pee molecules, you really don't want to know what happens when you flush after a big dump. </p><p>My dumps are like twinkies....light sweet sponge cake with delicate cream filling....</p>
MHasegawa
04-26-2006, 10:04 AM
<p> </p><strong><br /></strong><p>Even Oprah said she peed in the shower. <br /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>is it wrong to get a stiffy after reading this? </p>
J.Clints
04-26-2006, 10:05 AM
<strong>MHasegawa</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong><br /></strong><p>Even Oprah said she peed in the shower. <br /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>is it wrong to get a stiffy after reading this? </p><p>Yea you need help.</p>
reeshy
04-26-2006, 10:55 AM
You're all worried about a pee getting on your legs....but I'll bet everyone here has batched off in the shower....don't lie now!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
Marc with a c
04-26-2006, 11:40 AM
i pee in the shower every time i take one.
curtoid
04-26-2006, 11:40 AM
<p><img height="300" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a27/huckerby3/030905_waterboy.jpg" width="225" border="0" /></p><p>The first time I've ever read a thread that has made me want to pee.</p>
milliehatchett
04-26-2006, 11:40 AM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />You're all worried about a pee getting on your legs....but I'll bet everyone here has batched off in the shower....don't lie now!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><p>I love love love my shower massage....mmmmmm</p>
Do you stand in your toilet bowl? Then why piss in the shower?
J.Clints
04-26-2006, 11:48 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />Do you stand in your toilet bowl? Then why piss in the shower? <p>No joke. Would you wash with toilet water?</p>
Judge Smails
04-26-2006, 11:51 AM
<p>Forget about peeing in the shower; I prefer showering in pee. Hudala hudala.</p><p><img src="http://images.biafranigeriaworld.com/BNW-child-bathes-in-cow-urine.jpg" border="0" /></p>
JustJon
04-26-2006, 11:52 AM
<p> </p><strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />You're all worried about a pee getting on your legs....but I'll bet everyone here has batched off in the shower....don't lie now!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><p>I love love love my shower massage....mmmmmm</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>This thread just took a turn for the better. </p>
curtoid
04-26-2006, 11:54 AM
<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />Do you stand in your toilet bowl? Then why piss in the shower? <p>No joke. Would you wash with toilet water?</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7333/pictures02/mil_toilet.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p><p>To each his own.</p>
SatCam
04-26-2006, 11:55 AM
I pee on my feet to keep away athelete's foot. And sometimes I pee upwards to see how high I can reach.. And sometimes I drink it straight from the tap because it tastes like lemonade.
reeshy
04-26-2006, 12:05 PM
Thank you, SatCam......You gave me my first laugh of the day!!!!!<br />
kdubya
04-26-2006, 12:05 PM
<p>peeing in the shower can be a life saver.</p><p>Imagine if you are in the shower and a stingray swims up the drain and bites you. A little pee on the wound could be the difference between life and death</p>
GwEnYpOo
04-26-2006, 12:08 PM
<p>SAT CAM THATS JUST GROSS!</p><p>but really , we are animals , its not a big deal .</p><p>just pee , wait till it all goes down and wash wut ever you've got on you off. EVERYONE has done this , so dont deny it.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I SED DONT!</p>
Marc with a c
04-26-2006, 12:09 PM
does anyone take doodies in the shower, or do they get out and use the toilet?
curtoid
04-26-2006, 12:11 PM
<p><img height="314" src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewinthefat/images/downloads/postcards/chewin_post_milk_lemon_choc.jpg" width="408" border="0" /></p><p><em>Milk...milk...lemonade...</em></p>
SatCam
04-26-2006, 12:12 PM
SAT CAM THATS JUST GROSS!
If you had a penis you'd try and shoot it upwards once and a while too...
GwEnYpOo
04-26-2006, 12:23 PM
<p>how do you know i dont . . . .. . . . . . .. . .. . .</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>okay so i dont , but i was refering to the lemonaid reference</p>
Reephdweller
04-26-2006, 05:34 PM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />Do you stand in your toilet bowl? Then why piss in the shower? <p>Exactamundo!</p>
Death Metal Moe
04-26-2006, 05:39 PM
I piss all over the place.
Bulldogcakes
04-26-2006, 05:43 PM
I crap in the shower. <br />
<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>how do you know i dont . . . .. . . . . . .. . .. . .</p><p><strong><font size="1">Well if you don't do you want one ?</font></strong></p>
sr71blackbird
04-26-2006, 05:57 PM
I did it not 10 minutes ago!!
Don Stugots
04-26-2006, 06:18 PM
on my way home from work tonight, I was thinking, since i am a man, the world is my toilet. i see a tree, bam, pee on it, i see 2 parked cars, bam i see a spot i can pee, etc.
WhistlePig
04-26-2006, 06:23 PM
It's fun to pee standing up. The shower is the only chance for me to do it.
shamus mcfitzy
04-26-2006, 06:53 PM
i haven't peed in the shower in years, but now just for old times sake i will tonight. My bathroom is so small the toilet is within peeing range of the shower anyway so i usually just pee into the toilet from the shower. It should be an Olympic sport i tell you what. Gold medalists? The Irish!
FezPaul
04-26-2006, 07:34 PM
<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>milliehatchett</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Yeah, but there's gotta be some pee molecules floating around down there. Also, there's gotta be some pee splashback!</p><p>If you're worried about a few pee molecules, you really don't want to know what happens when you flush after a big dump. </p><p>Yea that is some real nasty shit. If you stop and think <strong>there are a lot of nasty things in</strong> <strong>your own house.</strong></p><p>Like me, for instance.</p>
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