Dutch Ovens To Become A Thing Of The Past

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4943486.stm" target="_self">Scientists intent on taking away one of the greatest joys of married men</a></p><p><font size="2"><strong>A method of creating super-nutritious but flatulence-free beans has been developed by scientists.</strong> </font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

there's always cabbage and beer...

[landarch]

And boiled eggs and prunes.

[PapaBear]

<p>This means nothing to me. My farts don't smell.</p><p>Unless...&nbsp; &nbsp;</p><p>I choose for them to smell. </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Trust me...</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;you'll know.....</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>when the choice has been made.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>Unnecessary.</p><p><img height="217" src="http://www.sizen.co.jp/beauty/skin/skin.files/beano.jpg" width="148" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

shit, how am I now going to extract revenge when my chick spends too much money on new shoes?

[FUNKMAN]

garlic and liverwurst

[MobCounty]

onions, garlic and Jack Daniels

[FUNKMAN]

metamucil and cauliflower

[suggums]

mcdonalds

[FUNKMAN]

my wife's pea soup...&nbsp; no lie