Chick Cars

[PapaBear]

<p>What cars do you think should only be driven by women?</p><p>I submit...</p><p><img height="276" src="http://www.dancewithshadows.com/auto/images/jeep-liberty-crd.jpg" width="406" border="0" /></p><p>and the Geo Storm...</p><p><img height="278" src="http://www.theponyranch.com/DSCN0129.jpg" width="409" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Hey man, if I need a ride to and from work and all I can afford is a beat up old car like that, I'm driving it.&nbsp; Call me what you want, I'll be employed.

[Tall_James]

<img height="364" src="http://homepage.mac.com/dorlando/.Pictures/AMG_Blog_Photos/not_woman_drivers.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

[Tall_James]

<img height="240" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/graphics/2005/08/03/driver9.jpg" width="325" border="0" />

[PapaBear]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Hey man, if I need a ride to and from work and all I can afford is a beat up old car like that, I'm driving it.&nbsp; Call me what you want, I'll be employed. <p>Methinks Moe must be driving&nbsp;a chick car! Don't worry... some people would call my Prizm a chick car.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img height="476" src="http://euclid.dne.wvfibernet.net/~cablej/images/bmw_chick.jpg" width="522" border="0" /></p><p>The Beaver,,,um i mean Beamer...</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Hey man, if I need a ride to and from work and all I can afford is a beat up old car like that, I'm driving it.&nbsp; Call me what you want, I'll be employed. <p>Methinks Moe must be driving&nbsp;a chick car! Don't worry... some people would call my Prizm a chick car.</p><p>I drive a Ford Escort wagon.&nbsp; I need room for my drums in a car.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<img src="http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg" border="0" />

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg" border="0" /> <p>Worst movie since Pulp Fiction.</p><p>Garbage.</p>

[kdubya]

New VW bug, big time chick car

[tele7]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />New VW bug, big time chick car <p><img src="http://www.hemmings.com/images/editorial/1998-VW-beetle.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>even comes with a&nbsp;little flower holder..</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg" border="0" /> <p>Worst movie since Pulp Fiction.</p><p>Garbage.</p><p>I'm not&nbsp;the biggest&nbsp;Kill Bill fan, so I can understand your feelings on that, but to level the same level of criticism on Pulp Fiction... an all-time American film classic and arguably the best American film of the 90s...wow...just wow.&nbsp; </p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/blogimg/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg" border="0" /> <p>never saw the movie, but is that a NRA sticker in the bottom left hand corner of the window?&nbsp; if so why?</p>

[tele7]

<p><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/emailhof/photopages/breakups/images/car.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>angry chick car.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it washed right off.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Mitsubishi Eclipse</p><p><img height="384" src="http://www.carphotoalbums.com/photos/data/806/11mitsubishi_eclipse_gsx_03-med.jpg" width="534" border="0" /></p>

[kdubya]

<p>What about a Toyota Matrix, my wife drives one, but is it a chick car? Not sure</p>

[Marc with a c]

they shouldnt drive at all.

[PapaBear]

What I like, is when a girl gets a vanity tag that has some form of PRINCESS on it, and then her guy drives the car. Cracks me up every time.

[kdubya]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />What I like, is when a girl gets a vanity tag that has some form of PRINCESS on it, and then her guy drives the car. Cracks me up every time. <p>Worst vanity plate I ever saw on a car was a middle aged lady with a plate that said &quot;IWUVCATS&quot;.</p><p>I say if you go to the DMV and ask for that they should take your liscense and tear it up right in front of you, then slap you across the face.</p>

[suggums]

<p>basically any volkswagen after 1990 or so.&nbsp; especially jettas and cabrios</p><p>that little ugly mercedes convertible with the trunk cut off</p><p>porsche boxsters</p><p>regular mustangs (not gts or cobras)<br /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />What I like, is when a girl gets a vanity tag that has some form of PRINCESS on it, and then her guy drives the car. Cracks me up every time. <p>Worst vanity plate I ever saw on a car was a middle aged lady with a plate that said &quot;IWUVCATS&quot;.</p><p>I say if you go to the DMV and ask for that they should take your liscense and tear it up right in front of you, then slap you across the face.</p><p>With their dick.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>The ULTIMATE chick car - the Mazda Miata.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="450" height="191" border="0" src="http://images.mazdausa.com/MusaWeb/images/vehicles/gallery/MX5/pho_gallery_MX5_ext12.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[kdubya]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The ULTIMATE chick car - the Mazda Miata.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="191" src="http://images.mazdausa.com/MusaWeb/images/vehicles/gallery/MX5/pho_gallery_MX5_ext12.jpg" width="450" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>Miata is more of a gay guy car in my opinion</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Gay car...</p><p><img height="232" src="http://www.canadiandriver.com/articles/jc/images/95tracker_con4x4-1.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Gay car...</p><p><img height="232" src="http://www.canadiandriver.com/articles/jc/images/95tracker_con4x4-1.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p><p>My former secretary had one of these that was fuschia.&nbsp; That would probably be considered a chick car.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I googled &quot;gay cars&quot; and was surprised to see the 2006 Ford Focus was named &quot;Queerest Car of the Year&quot; by some gay magazine.&nbsp; </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.invoicedealers.com/images/modelimages/xlarge/05240FocuZX4SE0024552_2.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I googled &quot;gay cars&quot; and was surprised to see the 2006 Ford Focus was named &quot;Queerest Car of the Year&quot; by some gay magazine.&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://www.invoicedealers.com/images/modelimages/xlarge/05240FocuZX4SE0024552_2.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>I wonder what the gearshift looks like.</p>

[suggums]

<p>somethin like this mikey</p><p><img width="304" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/MISC/LOTJ827.JPG" />&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I was gonna guess:</p><p>Brown.</p>

[Marc with a c]

man, i could really go for a coke

[keithy_19]

I have a Pontiac Sunfire. Like a metallic blue color. Chick car?

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />I have a Pontiac Sunfire. Like a metallic blue color. Chick car?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ehhh,&nbsp; borderline.&nbsp; how manly are you?&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>somethin like this mikey</p><p><img height="480" src="http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/MISC/LOTJ827.JPG" width="304" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>suggums, </p><p>where the hell did you pull this out of?</p><p>why did this take you only two minutes to find, and post after mikeyboys post?</p>

[PapaBear]

Please don't tell us where you pulled it out of!

[suggums]

<p>it probably would've been 1 minute if the Moderate Safe Search was switched off.</p><p>Google Image Search is my friend&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>suggums, </p><p>where the hell did you pull this out of?</p><p></p><p>the can...&nbsp; obviously!</p>

[MHasegawa]

<p>The Toyota Prius</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Grrrrrrr!!&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://www.hodgedup.com/pics/vagina-votls-wagon-car.jpg" border="0" />

[SinA]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>somethin like this mikey</p><p><img height="480" src="http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/MISC/LOTJ827.JPG" width="304" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>i know for a fact that that is actually&nbsp;a giant can of coke.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 4-24-06 @ 1:25 AM</span>

[TheRealEddie]

<p>bah, not every guy with a miata is gay...trust me <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>50/50 weight distributrion, rear-wheel drive, drives like an F16 for under 20k new (well, about 10 years ago anyway). Looks like the gays are on to something. &nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

You get to be gay or a chick. It's your choice. This is not open to negotiation.

[SinA]

<strong>TheRealEddie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>bah, not every guy with a miata is gay...trust me <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>50/50 weight distributrion, rear-wheel drive, drives like an F16 for under 20k new (well, about 10 years ago anyway). Looks like the gays are on to something. &nbsp;</p><p>is that all a&nbsp;metaphor for butt-fucking a dude?</p>

[margin]

<p>i bought a jetta despite the chick car stigma, got it in all black interior and exterior to try to counter the gayness. </p><p><span class="post_edited">good gas mileage and good saftey reports.</span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by margin on 4-24-06 @ 5:40 AM</span>

[Jennitalia]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />New VW bug, big time chick car <p><img src="http://www.hemmings.com/images/editorial/1998-VW-beetle.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>even comes with a&nbsp;little flower holder..</p><p>that's my car!&nbsp; and i do drive around with big sunflowers in the vase the car comes equipped with.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[El Mudo]

Honda Civic....

[Don Stugots]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />New VW bug, big time chick car <p><img src="http://www.hemmings.com/images/editorial/1998-VW-beetle.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>even comes with a&nbsp;little flower holder..</p><p>I would have to disargee.&nbsp; I have test driven the Bug Convert.&nbsp; It is not a chick car.&nbsp; The car is a mule in the snow, has some peep to it, and the flower holder is a great place for me to keep my cigars.&nbsp; It is on my short list of cars that I am thinking about dumping my Envoy for.&nbsp; </p>

[newport king]

any volkswagon. the old wolfsburg jettas and corrados were passable. everything else is for women. same goes for hondas. and any hybrid.

[kdubya]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />any volkswagon. the old wolfsburg jettas and corrados were passable. everything else is for women. same goes for hondas. and any hybrid. <p>I agree with the VW, but Hondas aren't all chick cars. The Hybrids do tend to be in girly colors though</p>

[Jennitalia]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />New VW bug, big time chick car <p><img src="http://www.hemmings.com/images/editorial/1998-VW-beetle.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>even comes with a&nbsp;little flower holder..</p><p>I would have to disargee.&nbsp; I have test driven the Bug Convert.&nbsp; It is not a chick car.&nbsp; The car is a mule in the snow, has some peep to it, and the flower holder is a great place for me to keep my cigars.&nbsp; It is on my short list of cars that I am thinking about dumping my Envoy for.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm actually on my 3rd new beetle (i've leased white/blue and now yellow) and i have to disagree with you on the mule thing.&nbsp; This car is just awful in snow and sometimes heavy rain.&nbsp; otherwise, i've never had any problems with mine.&nbsp; and it's kinda cool how when i pass another beetle driver on the road, they usually waive at me.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>When I was in college it seemed every chick had this car:</p><p><img src="http://magicwalton.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/dsc00637.jpg.w300h225.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by A.J. on 4-24-06 @ 11:26 AM</span>

[DeltaPin]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Gay car...</p><p><img height="232" src="http://www.canadiandriver.com/articles/jc/images/95tracker_con4x4-1.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p><p>My former secretary had one of these that was fuschia.&nbsp; That would probably be considered a chick car.</p><p>You had chick car at fuschia.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.hodgedup.com/pics/vagina-votls-wagon-car.jpg" border="0" /> <p>i betcha this guy waxes his car with his tongue</p>

[SatCam]

http://www.ofrag.ch/images/ofrag/modelle/uebersicht/vespa_50LX4_u.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img height="300" src="http://www.hodgedup.com/pics/vagina-votls-wagon-car.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>rumor has it you can really get this car going if you start playing uner the hood...</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>DeltaPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Gay car...</p><p><img width="350" height="232" border="0" src="http://www.canadiandriver.com/articles/jc/images/95tracker_con4x4-1.jpg" /></p><p>My former secretary had one of these that was fuschia. That would probably be considered a chick car.</p><p>You had chick car at fuschia.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>One of the first guys I dated who could drive had one of these in Blue.&nbsp; I have fond memories of that Tracker.&nbsp;</p>

[phixion]

scion xa and scion xb both are very much chick cars, unlike the scion tc that i have in candy blue which is the most manly car on the road

[Judge Smails]

<p>As far as I'm concerned, the Saudis have the right idea as far as women driving:</p><p><img height="147" src="http://www.av8ur.com/blog/wp-content/thumb-woman_driver_64.jpg" width="252" border="0" /><img height="147" src="http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/womandriver1.jpg" width="248" border="0" /></p><p><img height="173" src="http://www.mike-and-christy.com/images/woman_driver.jpg" width="256" border="0" /><img height="172" src="http://www.becooltrafficschool.com/images/WomanDriver2.jpg" width="245" border="0" /></p><p><img height="163" src="http://steb.ru/uploads/posts/thumbs/1134647813_woman_driver_62.jpg" width="256" border="0" /><img height="165" src="http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/women_drivers2.jpg" width="242" border="0" /></p>