Random Questions

[mikeyboy]

<p>Ever think of a random question and think about posting it, but realize that it's not substantial enough to have its own thread?&nbsp; This is the place for you.&nbsp; Answer one of the random questions, or post some of your own.</p><p>If you were going to wager your soul with the devil, don't you think you would want to do it for more than a shiny fiddle made of gold?&nbsp; It is the devil, and most of the time he's going to win, so you ought to make it more worth your while&nbsp;when you&nbsp;bet.</p><p>If I found GVac's hat, would I be the hero of the board, or would people be pissed that I killed the bit?</p>

[SinA]

<p>I think Gvac is expecting his hat to turn up at the next party.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I want to know:</p><p>Do dolphins dream?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 4-20-06 @ 5:21 PM</span>

[Plethora]

<p>If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a one-legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?<br /></p><p>Did you walk to work or pack your lunch?</p><p>Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?</p><p>What's the difference in an orange?&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Plethora on 4-20-06 @ 5:24 PM</span>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I want to know:</p><p>Do dolphins dream?</p><p>Shit.&nbsp; That reminds me.&nbsp; What do you think dolphin tastes like?&nbsp; Although it's aquatic, it is a mammal.&nbsp; Does that mean it's red meat.&nbsp; Does it taste like beef, or is it more like pork?&nbsp; Dolphins look like they are all muscle -- would the meat be tough and chewy, or tender?</p><p>Now, I'm starving.&nbsp; Earl, do we have any dolphin?</p>

[Gvac]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><span class="postbody">If I found GVac's hat, would I be the hero of the board, or would people be pissed that I killed the bit?</span><p>&nbsp;</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="5">THIS IS NOT A BIT !!!</font></strong> <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><span class="postbody">If I found GVac's hat, would I be the hero of the board, or would people be pissed that I killed the bit?</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="5">THIS IS NOT A BIT !!!</font></strong> <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Okay Al .... I mean Gvac.</font></p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Do dolphins dream?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Of sheep with gills.</font></p>

[Plethora]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />If you were going to wager your soul with the devil, don't you think you would want to do it for more than a shiny fiddle made of gold? It is the devil, and most of the time he's going to win, so you ought to make it more worth your while when you bet.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What about a <em>PLATINUM</em> fiddle?&nbsp; Maybe with rubies or something.... That or an electric dog polisher. <br /></p>

[Crash]

<p>1. I would hold out for something useful. Like lemon wedges. Lemon wedges are useful.</p><p>2. The Buddists teach us to treat every setback as an opportunity. If a bit dies, another is sure to take its place.</p><p>3. Dolphins dream about the day the robots rise up and screw us.</p><p>4. 15 minutes.</p><p>5. I own a bicycle. It's edible.</p><p>6. I drive on the sidewalk. As a rule.</p><p>7. It is the only fruit that requires flourescent light to reproduce.</p><p>8. Chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.</p><p>9. We have dolphin. It's in the Prize Closet.</p><p>My turn: Does this look infected to you?</p>

[SinA]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote: <p>Shit.&nbsp; That reminds me.&nbsp; What do you think dolphin tastes like?&nbsp; Although it's aquatic, it is a mammal.&nbsp; Does that mean it's red meat.&nbsp; Does it taste like beef, or is it more like pork?&nbsp; Dolphins look like they are all muscle -- would the meat be tough and chewy, or tender?</p><p>Now, I'm starving.&nbsp; Earl, do we have any dolphin?</p><p>I bet it's fattier than you think.</p><p>Why are our choices in meats so limited?&nbsp; Why are cows and pigs so unlucky as to be the only mammals that we eat on a regular basis?&nbsp; Should we not eat animals in our class (mammalian)?</p>

[Plethora]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Crash</strong> wrote:<br />My turn: Does this look infected to you?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well played.&nbsp; And no, it looks <em>inflected</em>.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ever think of a random question and think about posting it, but realize that it's not substantial enough to have its own thread?&nbsp; This is the place for you.&nbsp; Answer one of the random questions, or post some of your own.</p><p>If you were going to wager your soul with the devil, don't you think you would want to do it for more than a shiny fiddle made of gold?&nbsp; It is the devil, and most of the time he's going to win, so you ought to make it more worth your while&nbsp;when you&nbsp;bet.</p><p>If I found GVac's hat, would I be the hero of the board, or would people be pissed that I killed the bit?</p><p>If I tried to make a thread about this, Id be told to get a blog!!</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ever think of a random question and think about posting it, but realize that it's not substantial enough to have its own thread?&nbsp; This is the place for you.&nbsp; Answer one of the random questions, or post some of your own.</p><p>If you were going to wager your soul with the devil, don't you think you would want to do it for more than a shiny fiddle made of gold?&nbsp; It is the devil, and most of the time he's going to win, so you ought to make it more worth your while&nbsp;when you&nbsp;bet.</p><p>If I found GVac's hat, would I be the hero of the board, or would people be pissed that I killed the bit?</p><p>If I tried to make a thread about this, Id be told to get a blog!!</p><p>Bitter much?&nbsp; No, if you decided to&nbsp;post any of these random (and rather silly) questions as their own thread, you would be told to get a blog.&nbsp; This is exactly the thread to post those random thoughts that pop into your head.&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

I was kidding <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Whats the longest anyones ever held their breath?</p><p>Is billions of years of fish pissing in the ocean causing pollution?</p>

[Gvac]

I&nbsp; hate to ruin all the jocularity with a serious question, but here goes nothing - does anyone know of a sure fire cure for migraine headaches?&nbsp; I don't get them nearly as often as I used to, but when I do they're amazingly painful.&nbsp; I usually wind up vomiting too.&nbsp; I've heard of some new medications but they seem to carry some serious side effects. <br />

[Plethora]

I do not know about migraines, but there is a kind of neat trick for garden variety headaches -- open either of your hands and with the other pinch rather hard on the flesh between your thumb and index finger -- kind of in the, err, crotch of your hand.&nbsp; Pinch with thumb on one side, finger on the other.&nbsp; It gives temporary relief to headaches.&nbsp; Strange, but true.<br />

[mowhawk]

Try taking equal&nbsp;amounts of apple cider vinegar and water and boil it slowly.&nbsp;Then lean your head over the fumes and inhale for a few minutes. It always worked for my gramps who was basically an 80 year old MacGyver.&nbsp; If that doesn't work then smoke up until you forget about it...Happy 420

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">Ever think of a random question and think about posting it, but realize that it's not substantial enough to have its own thread?</span></p><p>Read the threads I started in 01 to 02&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

What does everyone wear on their feet as they wonder around the house? I'm a bare-foot guy, but I know some people like socks, and some crazies actually wear sneakers inside. And sr71 wears sandals.

[SinA]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />What does everyone wear on their feet as they wonder around the house? I'm a bare-foot guy, but I know some people like socks, and some crazies actually wear sneakers inside. And sr71 wears sandals. <p>that's too good for this thread.&nbsp; go start a poll.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what the hell does &quot;patbattle&quot; mean?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ever think of a random question and think about posting it, but realize that it's not substantial enough to have its own thread? This is the place for you. Answer one of the random questions, or post some of your own.</p><p>If you were going to wager your soul with the devil, don't you think you would want to do it for more than a shiny fiddle made of gold? It is the devil, and most of the time he's going to win, so you ought to make it more worth your while when you bet.</p><p>If I found GVac's hat, would I be the hero of the board, or would people be pissed that I killed the bit?</p><p>If I tried to make a thread about this, Id be told to get a blog!!</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

when you are the boss you can do anything. This is a great idea.

Question: Didnt Childrens Services ever stop and check on Dick Grayson?

GVAC- Caffeine. coffee, exsperso

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 4-20-06 @ 8:35 PM</span>

[SatCam]

what the hell does "patbattle" mean?
Pat Battle is an anchor and/or field reporter for CBS 2 news in NY. I believe she was the subject of some pest taunting.

Is 24 overrated?

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />what the hell does &quot;patbattle&quot; mean? <p>Pat Battle is an anchor and/or field reporter for CBS 2 news in NY. I believe she was the subject of some pest taunting. </p><p>Is <em>24</em> overrated?</p><p>not when you're 44...</p><p>where have all the good times gone?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img border="0" src="http://onlineseats.com/upload/concerts/309_con_george1.gif" />&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't have fucked in the first place?&quot;<br /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I hate to ruin all the jocularity with a serious question, but here goes nothing - does anyone know of a sure fire cure for migraine headaches? I don't get them nearly as often as I used to, but when I do they're amazingly painful. I usually wind up vomiting too. I've heard of some new medications but they seem to carry some serious side effects. <br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I've heard coffee helps. And I guess you're way past over the counter stuff at this point. &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

Question: How come Reef always has a hot chic in his sigpic? I am not complaining, I am thankful, but just wondering.

[SinA]

<p>who or what is fatback?</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I&nbsp; hate to ruin all the jocularity with a serious question, but here goes nothing - does anyone know of a sure fire cure for migraine headaches?&nbsp; I don't get them nearly as often as I used to, but when I do they're amazingly painful.&nbsp; I usually wind up vomiting too.&nbsp; I've heard of some new medications but they seem to carry some serious side effects. <br /><p>Honest to God, I heard of a remedy this month that dealt with snorting a small amount of cayenne pepper at the onset of one.&nbsp;&nbsp; It helps with the migraine portion, makes it more manageable. </p><p>But don't do rails of the shit for God's sake.</p>

[Tall_James]

I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute.&nbsp; Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife?

[Tall_James]

Did I also mention that I have a horseshoe kidney?

[Tall_James]

Not that one has anything to do with the other.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="1">I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute.&nbsp; Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife? </font></p><p>because that's what they do</p><p><img src="http://www.hotbadguys.com/images/biehn.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Why is there braille buttons on the drive-up ATM?<br /><br />I heard that if you pull down on your jaw while tilting your head toward the ceiling, so that you stretch the jaw muscles, you can derail a migrane.</p><p>If&nbsp;God is all powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself cant lift it?</p>

[SinA]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute.&nbsp; Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife? <p>obviously we need pics.&nbsp; butt dimple pics.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute.&nbsp; Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife? <p>What&nbsp;you are dealing with is a perfect engine, a 'fucking' machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is suck and&nbsp;fuck and makes little au pairs</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br>I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute. Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife?<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

cause there is now another chick in your house that you have not had kids with. Lucky man. take pics for all of us perverts over here.

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Does she have big tits? </p><p>I work in Greenpoint, Its all Polish there. Some of the girls are cute, some aren't, but most of them seem to have nice racks. &nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute. Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife?<p> </p>

cause there is now another chick in your house that you have not had kids with. Lucky man. take pics for all of us perverts over here.<p> </p><p><img width="350" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.hbo.com/events/biglove/img/bg.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She &quot;Cleans his house&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-20-06 @ 9:47 PM</span>

[SinA]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute.&nbsp; Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife? <p>who's to say she doesn't fuck your wife and she leaves you?</p><p>at which point, you will post pics.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and i hope&nbsp;she looks like <a href="http://www.afj-aupair.org/meeting04.htm" target="_self">this</a></p>

[Gvac]

If I don't have a wife or kids can I still hire a 22 year old au pair?<br />

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>How much they go for? And can I get a picture first?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Come to think of it, why would anyone ever order a Russian bride when you could have a different 22 year old from Europe every 6 mos?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p><p>EDIT-Apparently you need to have a baby to get one of these little ho's to come all the way from Poland.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>





<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-20-06 @ 9:54 PM</span>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200508/r54561_147956.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;If they're virgins, I'll take 72 of them&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br><p> </p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute. Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife?<p> </p>

cause there is now another chick in your house that you have not had kids with. Lucky man. take pics for all of us perverts over here.<p> </p><p><img width="350" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.hbo.com/events/biglove/img/bg.jpg" /></p><p> </p><p>She "Cleans his house"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-20-06 @ 9:47 PM</span><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

my chick is hooked on that show. She is even into having a second women around here to handle wifely duties, like cooking, cleaning, wasking clothes, food shopping, and I thought "perfect, jsut what I need, another women in the house not having sex with me".

[mendyweiss]

Have you ever gone to a cocktail party and come out of the bathroom and announce&quot; Boy, I really stunk up the bathroom

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I&nbsp; hate to ruin all the jocularity with a serious question, but here goes nothing - does anyone know of a sure fire cure for migraine headaches?&nbsp; I don't get them nearly as often as I used to, but when I do they're amazingly painful.&nbsp; I usually wind up vomiting too.&nbsp; I've heard of some new medications but they seem to carry some serious side effects. <br /><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/axe.jpg<br /></p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Pancakes or french toast?

[Plethora]

French toast sandwich with pancakes on the inside.<br />

[blakjeezis]

<p>Pancakes. What am I, Communist?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="postbody">I work in Greenpoint, Its all Polish there. Some of the girls are cute, some aren't, but most of them seem to have nice racks.&nbsp; </span></p><p>I can honestly say that I saw without a doubt the most gorgeous woman I ever saw in my real life, and probably top 10 taking into account TV and what have you, walking across MacGuinness Blvd. An unbelievable Polish broad. And yes, ugly or not they all do seem to have nice teets.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for my question. Answer this honestly, is Carlin really still funny?<br /></p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Shit.&nbsp; That reminds me.&nbsp; What do you think dolphin tastes like?&nbsp; Although it's aquatic, it is a mammal.&nbsp; Does that mean it's red meat.&nbsp; Does it taste like beef, or is it more like pork?&nbsp; Dolphins look like they are all muscle -- would the meat be tough and chewy, or tender?</p><p></p><p>I did a search and all I could find was one person who said it tastes like veal. Most of the search results were about how, in Japan,&nbsp;whale meat was illegaly being substituted for with dolphin meat that was contaminated with heavy metals.</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>is Carlin really still funny?<br /></p><p>In an ironic sort of way.</p>

[SinA]

<p><font size="1">-double post-</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 4-21-06 @ 1:35 AM</span>

[SinA]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>I can honestly say that I saw without a doubt the most gorgeous woman I ever saw in my real life, and probably top 10 taking into account TV and what have you, walking across MacGuinness Blvd. An unbelievable Polish broad. And yes, ugly or not they all do seem to have nice teets. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>DAMMIT PEOPLE! WE NEED PICS WITH POSTS LIKE THIS!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 4-21-06 @ 1:36 AM</span>

[suggums]

hmmm gvac is there any chance you get cluster headaches?<br />



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by suggums on 4-21-06 @ 3:05 AM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />Have you ever gone to a cocktail party and come out of the bathroom and announce&quot; Boy, I really stunk up the bathroom <p>Mendy, you were at that party?</p>

[A.J.]

What is the biggest check you ever wrote?&nbsp; Mine was $58,000 when I closed on my condo.

[KC2OSO]

<p>I wrote a big check with my mouth once that my ass couldn't cash.</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.njmikec.com/images/hometemplate1x1.gif" /></p><p>Is this really the <em>NEW</em> RF.net?&nbsp; Is it really that new?&nbsp; It's been new for a while now.&nbsp; Did the old RF.net run on propane or burning logs?<br />
</p>

[FezPaul]

<font size="2">Do you ever have trouble thinking of something to post?</font>

[OGC]

<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I wrote a big check with my mouth once that my ass couldn't cash.</p><p><font size="2">I did that too, and I have a pretty big ass.</font></p>

[marcymark]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />What is the biggest check you ever wrote?&nbsp; Mine was $58,000 when I closed on my condo. <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;$138,000 TO BUY A BASKIN ROBBINS STORE.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />What is the biggest check you ever wrote?&nbsp; Mine was $58,000 when I closed on my condo. <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;$138,000 TO BUY A BASKIN ROBBINS STORE.</p><p>Hey Earl, do we have any ice cream in here?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>And for my question. Answer this honestly, is Carlin really still funny?<br /></p><p> </p><p>You're right. Not for the past few years. &quot;When will Jesus bring the pork chops&quot; wasn't that good. His last HBO special had good material, but it was like he's getting too old to deliver it anymore. </p><p>But for most of his career I think he was one of the best comics who ever lived. And he's definitely one of the most influential. I've been a huge fan of his since I was 14, so I'll still buy whatever he puts out, but he's definitely lost something off the fastball.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not to derail here&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here's a question. Why do people say &quot;Not to mention. . &quot; and then mention it?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-21-06 @ 8:19 PM</span>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not to derail here&nbsp;</p><p>Here's a question. Why do people say &quot;Not to mention. . &quot; and then mention it?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;probably the same reason people feel the need to say you know what i.m sayin after every sentence</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

What exactly did &quot;hob nob&quot; mean before it meant &quot;blowjob&quot;?<br />

[FezPaul]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not to derail here&nbsp;</p><p>Here's a question. Why do people say &quot;Not to mention. . &quot; and then mention it?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;probably the same reason people feel the need to say you know what i.m sayin after every sentence</p><p>Of 'course, that goes without saying.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Not to derail here </p><p>Here's a question. Why do people say &quot;Not to mention. . &quot; and then mention it? </p><p> probably the same reason people feel the need to say you know what i.m sayin after every sentence</p><p>Of 'course, that goes without saying.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>UGHH!! THOSE EXPESSIONS DRIVE ME NUTS!&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Here's another expession people use without ever thinking about it</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;I love that! I follow it <strong><em>religiously</em></strong>!&quot;</p><p><br />&quot;Religiously? Oh really? When was the last time you went to church?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Uhhh . .&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<p>How about, I could care less, when they mean I couldn't care less?</p><p>Because if you could care less, you must care some, otherwise, you couldn't care less.</p><p>Unless by I couldn't care less, you mean, you're so commited to caring, that you couldn't allow yourself to care less.</p><p>Know what I'm sayin'?</p>

[OGC]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />What exactly did &quot;hob nob&quot; mean before it meant &quot;blowjob&quot;?<br /><p><font size="2">I heard of blowjobs being called nob jobs but never hob nobs.</font></p><p><font size="2">Is my ignorance the reasons I never get any ?</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i heard ignorance was bliss... so you should be very happy!</p><p>how often do you check your tire pressure?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Not to derail here </p><p>Here's a question. Why do people say "Not to mention. . " and then mention it? </p><p> probably the same reason people feel the need to say you know what i.m sayin after every sentence</p><p>Of 'course, that goes without saying.</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

i hate people like that, i'm not sayin, i'm just sayin'

[PapaBear]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not to derail here </p><p>Here's a question. Why do people say &quot;Not to mention. . &quot; and then mention it? </p><p>probably the same reason people feel the need to say you know what i.m sayin after every sentence</p><p>Of 'course, that goes without saying.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>i hate people like that, i'm not sayin, i'm just sayin' <p>I used to hate people who say &quot;whatsoever&quot;. Now I like them.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not to derail here </p><p>Here's a question. Why do people say &quot;Not to mention. . &quot; and then mention it? </p><p>probably the same reason people feel the need to say you know what i.m sayin after every sentence</p><p>Of 'course, that goes without saying.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>i hate people like that, i'm not sayin, i'm just sayin' <p>I used to hate people who say &quot;whatsoever&quot;. Now I like them.</p><p>I hear ya.</p>

[Marc with a c]

how long will you look for your remote before you manually change the channel?

[Don Stugots]

i will look for a few minutes, if I still cant find it, I will just leave on what was on or take a nap. One time I just got up and went into the bedroom since I knew where that remote was.


Does anyone here in a relationship leave the toliet seat up for their man or down for their chick?

[FezPaul]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />how long will you look for your remote before you manually change the channel? <p>The remote must be found. Period.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />how long will you look for your remote before you manually change the channel? <p>I'll tear the place apart looking for the remote, since tivo won't let you manually change the channel or view recorded program without the remote.</p>

[reeshy]

How long will you walk your dog in the freezing rain waiting for her to take a dump before you give up and drag her home?????<br />

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br>How long will you walk your dog in the freezing rain waiting for her to take a dump before you give up and drag her home?????<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

its funny you said that, I was out to dinner with friends last night, and we talked about this for like 20 mins. Were you spying on us?

I would wait for 15 min. after that, HOLD IT IN.

[OGC]

<font size="1">If I can't find the remote, I don't allow myself to watch TV.</font>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />How long will you walk your dog in the freezing rain waiting for her to take a dump before you give up and drag her home?????<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Depends on how much lysol and paper towels I have in the house</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />how long will you look for your remote before you manually change the channel?<p> </p><p>I dont worry about this. I have 2 remotes. </p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"> Does anyone here in a relationship leave the toliet seat up for their man or down for their chick?</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I leave mine up just in case I forget to refill my dogs water dish.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="426" height="442" border="0" src="http://www.kids-teens.org/animals/dog_toilet.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-23-06 @ 8:21 PM</span>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If I found GVac's hat, would I be the hero of the board, or would people be pissed that I killed the bit?</p><p>GVAC's hat, GVAC's hat....now we got a whole thread started about GVAC's hat....who the hell really cares about a stupid ass imitation kangaroo Cowboy hat</p><p>Who would behard up enough to steal it and absolutely out of their mind enough to wear it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="327" src="http://image64.webshots.com/164/3/71/86/506337186LnNszH_ph.jpg" width="454" border="0" /></p><p>shit...who put that in there, get it out, get it out now..who is messing with my posts again</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Mod!&nbsp; Mod!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>never a Mod around when u need one damn it</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Billy Staples on 4-23-06 @ 8:24 PM</span>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i got another one,</p><p>how long into a billy staples post do you get completely confused and have to re-read what you just read?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img height="410" src="http://image64.webshots.com/164/3/71/86/506337186LnNszH_ph.jpg" width="562" border="0" /></p><p>with the thinner face you remind me of James Cagney</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiJTG0xEQW4AaN2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11tc8g5o1/EXP=1145924819/**http%3a//www.meredy.com/cagney/cagney01.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-23-06 @ 8:29 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="327" src="http://image64.webshots.com/164/3/71/86/506337186LnNszH_ph.jpg" width="454" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/dhop.gif<br /></p><p>When I saw it , I thought of Dennis Hopper.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img width="454" height="327" border="0" src="http://image64.webshots.com/164/3/71/86/506337186LnNszH_ph.jpg" />Staples</p><br /><p> </p><p><img width="182" height="146" border="0" src="http://www.morrisonhotelgallery.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/CapoteTruman-thm.jpg" /></p><p><img width="264" height="390" border="0" src="http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/rosario-i-v-a-/10big_jul.jpg" /> Truman Capote<br /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Seperated at birth.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I know he's trying to look tough there, but the silk scarf and the white rose just fag things up horribly.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-23-06 @ 8:48 PM</span>

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Where all the white women at?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>seriously, where?</p>

[Gvac]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>Where all the white women at?</p><p> </p><p>seriously, where?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.traveleye.com/europe/scandinavia/images/scandinavia.jpeg" />&nbsp;</p>

[blakjeezis]

Whaddya make of this?<br />

[Plethora]

<p>Unfortunately, you have found yourself in an all too common conundrum -- You are standing in an above ground pool full of vomit.&nbsp; You are on your tippy toes just barely keeping your head above the puke-line.&nbsp; Someone comes along (as they are wont to do) with a bucket full of shit.&nbsp; (You know what's coming.)&nbsp; They throw the shit at your face.</p><p>Do you duck?</p>

[SinA]

<strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Unfortunately, you have found yourself in an all too common conundrum -- You are standing in an above ground pool full of vomit.&nbsp; You are on your tippy toes just barely keeping your head above the puke-line.&nbsp; Someone comes along (as they are wont to do) with a bucket full of shit.&nbsp; (You know what's coming.)&nbsp; They throw the shit at your face.</p><p>Do you duck?</p><p>is it my pool?</p>

[TheRealEddie]

Where are recordings of Ron's act? Answer that!<br />

[TheRealEddie]

How is Hbox's problem doing?<br />

[tele7]

<p>Q: Who is&nbsp;the musical guest on David Letterman tonight?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A: Emmylou Harris and Mark Knopfler</p>

[torker]

<font size="1">Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="1">Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?</font> <p>because Bobby was having an affair with his girl and he had the pics</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what is your favorite fruit?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 5-2-06 @ 10:38 PM</span>

[Gvac]

<p>Love the blueberries.</p><p>How do they get all that shaving cream in the can?&nbsp; It doesn't seem possible.&nbsp;</p>

[IamFogHat]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I want to know:</p><p>Do dolphins dream?</p><p>Do they dream of aquatic sheep?</p>

[JohnnyCard]

What DOES make you a bad person?

[Marc with a c]

<strong>JohnnyCard</strong> wrote:<br />What DOES make you a bad person? <p>if you won't save a drowning baby in the hudson</p>

[tele7]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JohnnyCard</strong> wrote:<br />What DOES make you a bad person? <p>if you won't save a drowning baby in the hudson</p><p><img height="322" src="http://www.anticoemoderno.it/Antico/Vinile/ingrandimenti/Phil%20Collins%20-%20In%20the%20air%20tonight.jpg" width="325" border="0" /></p>

[WhistlePig]

When deaf people think to themselves, do they "hear" their own voice in their
head or do they see hands signing?

[Bulldogcakes]

They hear nothing. Their brains are deaf too. <br />

[PapaBear]

When dogs think, do they hear it in their minds as &quot;bark bark bark&quot;?

[Marc with a c]

<p>what's worse?</p><p>swallowing a not fully eaten frosted flake, and ripping your esophagus</p><p>or</p><p>getting an ice chip in your eye?</p><p>becaue they both just happened to me and now i'm not sure if i can make it tonight.</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br><p>what's worse?</p><p>swallowing a not fully eaten frosted flake, and ripping your esophagus</p><p>or</p><p>getting an ice chip in your eye?</p><p></p>

One dead baby nailed to ten trees

[Marc with a c]

i don't have a&nbsp;Cadillac in my garage.

[Marc with a c]

<p>what's worse then fucking rubbernecking?</p><p>if any of you respond with anything other then &quot;nothing&quot; you are wrong.</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what's worse then fucking rubbernecking?</p><p>if any of you respond with anything other then &quot;nothing&quot; you are wrong.</p><p>necking without the rubber</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what's worse then fucking rubbernecking?</p><p>if any of you respond with anything other then &quot;nothing&quot; you are wrong.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Child molesting.</font></strong></p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what's worse then fucking rubbernecking?</p><p>if any of you respond with anything other then &quot;<u>nothing</u>&quot; you are wrong.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Child molesting.</font></strong></p><p>wrong</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what's worse then fucking rubbernecking?</p><p>if any of you respond with anything other then &quot;<u>nothing</u>&quot; you are wrong.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Child molesting.</font></strong></p><p>wrong</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I gotta party with you, cowboy!</font></strong></p>

[PapaBear]

Who is Navin Johnson?

[JamMaster]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Who is Navin Johnson? <p>He was raised a poor black man...</p>

[JamMaster]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />If I don't have a wife or kids can I still hire a 22 year old au pair?<br /><p>That is probably one of the greatest questions ever asked.....It would be great if the answer was yes.&nbsp;&nbsp; Does <strong>THAT</strong> make me a bad person?</p>

[OGC]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Who is Navin Johnson? <p><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Not only was he a jerk. He was The Jerk.</font></p>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Unfortunately, you have found yourself in an all too common conundrum -- You are standing in an above ground pool full of vomit.&nbsp; You are on your tippy toes just barely keeping your head above the puke-line.&nbsp; Someone comes along (as they are wont to do) with a bucket full of shit.&nbsp; (You know what's coming.)&nbsp; They throw the shit at your face.</p><p>Do you duck?</p><p>is it my pool?</p><p>Who's shit is it?</p>

[sr71blackbird]

Did you ever think up&nbsp;the perfect&nbsp;thread topic and were not near a computer and later on when you had the chance to post it, you completely forgot it, and it naggs at you?

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Unfortunately, you have found yourself in an all too common conundrum -- You are standing in an above ground pool full of vomit.&nbsp; You are on your tippy toes just barely keeping your head above the puke-line.&nbsp; Someone comes along (as they are wont to do) with a bucket full of shit.&nbsp; (You know what's coming.)&nbsp; They throw the shit at your face.</p><p>Do you duck?</p><p>is it my pool?</p><p>Who's shit is it?</p><p>Am I me or Chuck Berry?</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />Did you ever think up&nbsp;the perfect&nbsp;thread topic and were not near a computer and later on when you had the chance to post it, you completely forgot it, and it naggs at you? <p>I was going to tell you what's worse than that, but I forgot what it was.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />Did
you ever think up the perfect thread topic and were not near a computer
and later on when you had the chance to post it, you completely forgot
it, and it naggs at you?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Read my sig quote</p><p> &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />Did you ever think up the perfect thread topic and were not near a computer and later on when you had the chance to post it, you completely forgot it, and it naggs at you? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Read my sig quote</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="postdetails">I have a lovely lawn and a little dick </span> <strong>????</strong></p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>How did they manage to build the Lincoln or Holland Tunnels at the botton of the river way back then?&nbsp; Did they stop the river during construction???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 5-21-06 @ 9:19 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>How did they manage to build the Lincoln or Holland Tunnels at the botton of the river way back then?&nbsp; Did they stop the river during construction???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 5-21-06 @ 9:19 PM</span> <p>i think they dug under the river bed. deep down enough so it would not cave in, along with additional supports as they went along&nbsp;</p><p>it's just a guess. the best person to ask is sylvester stallone... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what's the weather like for tomorrow?</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>what's the weather like for tomorrow?</p><p><a href="http://www.weather.com/" target="_self">It's all right here, buddy.</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why can't I feel my legs?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>what's the weather like for tomorrow? <p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.weather.com/" target="_self">It's all right here, buddy.</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why can't I feel my legs?</p><p>you're just experiencing a 'stinger' and it's temporary. happens to all the great&nbsp;football players</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>where have all the good times gone?</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>where have all the good times gone?</p><p>They're at home, washing their tights.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The Police wrote &quot;A-doo doo doo, a-dah dah dah is all&nbsp;I want to say to you.&quot; I mean, what the fuck?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>where have all the good times gone? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>They're at home, washing their tights.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The Police wrote &quot;A-doo doo doo, a-dah dah dah is all&nbsp;I want to say to you.&quot; I mean, what the fuck?</p><p>i always thought it was &quot; a-goo goo goo a gah gah gah &quot; like a baby would say. learn something new everyday...</p><p>how about George Thorogood(sp?) he says when he drinks alone he&nbsp;prefers to be by himself????</p><p>does he have a choice?</p>

[blakjeezis]

<blockquote /><p>i always thought it was &quot; a-goo goo goo a gah gah gah &quot; like a baby would say. learn something new everyday...</p><p>how about George Thorogood(sp?) he says when he drinks alone he&nbsp;prefers to be by himself????</p><p>does he have a choice?</p><p>I guess not, although&nbsp;maybe Dicky Betts wouldn't mind joining&nbsp;him.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And maybe The Police do say it your way. What do I know?</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>What shall we do about the &quot;Orchestra Question&quot;?</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What shall we do about the &quot;Orchestra Question&quot;?</p><p>i think it might go away if we ignore it.</p>

[Iamnotatool]

why does the man who farts in church, sit in his own pew?

[FezPaul]

<strong>Iamnotatool</strong> wrote:<br />why does the man who farts in church, sit in his own pew? <p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/pants.jpg<br /></p>

[Liverpool-kid]

Why do I ask stupid questions.

[Marc with a c]

<p>this stems from rodney's thread aboot people not understanding his name.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>do you correct people if they call you by the wrong name?&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this stems from rodney's thread aboot people not understanding his name.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>do you correct people if they call you by the wrong name?&nbsp;</p><p>No...I just go along with them and look for the nearest exit!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>do we sink or swim??????</p>

[Don Stugots]

SWIM!!! NEVER SINK!

why is it if i my chick asks me a question and i answer it or state a fact she doesnt believe it?

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Because your first name isn't &quot;Doctor&quot; Stugots. If you call yourself &quot;Dr&quot; whatever, women will believe you if you say the moon is made of cheese. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Where do all those pens go? I just had the fuckin thing. <br /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Because your first name isn't &quot;Doctor&quot; Stugots. If you call yourself &quot;Dr&quot; whatever, women will believe you if you say the moon is made of cheese. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Where do all those pens go? I just had the fuckin thing. <br /></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Check behind your ear.</font></strong></p>

[torker]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Because your first name isn't &quot;Doctor&quot; Stugots. </p><p>Dr. Vinny Boom Bots</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Why are there about 10 guys on this board for every one girl? </p><p><br />I have no one to flirt with. And I'm not flirting with Torker. At least, not again. <br /></p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>JamMaster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />If I don't have a wife or kids can I still hire a 22 year old au pair?<br /><p>That is probably one of the greatest questions ever asked.....It would be great if the answer was yes.&nbsp;&nbsp; Does <strong>THAT</strong> make me a bad person?</p><p>Its all fun and games until the 22 year old au pair totals the car you bought for her to use with&nbsp;your kids in the back seat.&nbsp; </p><p>Yeah, true story.&nbsp; Thank God no one was hurt.&nbsp; </p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br><strong>JamMaster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />If I don't have a wife or kids can I still hire a 22 year old au pair?<br /><p>That is probably one of the greatest questions ever asked.....It would be great if the answer was yes. Does <strong>THAT</strong> make me a bad person?</p><p>Its all fun and games until the 22 year old au pair totals the car you bought for her to use with your kids in the back seat. </p><p>Yeah, true story. Thank God no one was hurt. </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


shit i had a good line till you said TRUE STORY. oh well, glad everyone is ok.

[TheRooster]

Are 17 beers a night &quot;too many.&quot;

[FezPaul]

<strong>TheRooster</strong> wrote:<br />Are 17 beers a night &quot;too many.&quot; <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Only if you weigh less than a 1000 lbs.</font></strong></p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>TheRooster</strong> wrote:<br />Are 17 beers a night &quot;too many.&quot; <p>Not if you live in certain parts of Scandanavia.&nbsp; There a night can last weeks.&nbsp; If you only drank 17 beers in a night they would consider you a pussy.</p>

[SatCam]

How often do you replace a toofbrush? I've been using the same one for about six months now and there's nothing wrong with it, but I was under the impression that you should periodically replace it with a new one.

I will log off and read your response.

and no, I'm not brushing with a dog's ass

[reeshy]

<p>In your case, maybe a dog's ass is better than a fungus infested brush that you're using now!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Should I ride the bus or take my lunch?????&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />How often do you replace a toofbrush? I've been using the same one for about six months now and there's nothing wrong with it, but I was under the impression that you should periodically replace it with a new one. I will log off and read your response. and no, I'm not brushing with a dog's ass <p>The fucking Oral-B nazis have been keeping the everlasting toothbrush out of the market for years.&nbsp; Tell the world...the people have&nbsp;a right to know!!!</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Which is quicker, to Chicago, or by train?</font></strong>

[Tall_James]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Should I ride the bus or take my lunch?????&nbsp;</p><p>Just don't eat your lunch on the bus.&nbsp; People who eat on public transportation are savages.&nbsp; Its a fucking petri dish with wheels!</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Which is quicker, to Chicago, or by train?</font></strong> <p>Chicago smells of Rick Monday and old beer.&nbsp; Stick with the train.</p>

[Marc with a c]

one time i was drinking on public transportation, and someone stole my
drink.&nbsp; he was tall, i think he had a mustache.&nbsp; they usually
do.<br />

[torker]

<font size="2"><font face="courier new,courier,monospace">How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?</font> </font>

[badorties]

<p>does&nbsp;a sharks make a sound ...? like a growl or a high piched squeal ...?</p><p>i was watching jaws the other day, and i got that irrational fear of being eaten alive by a shark ... then i got a little extra jumpy thinking of what kind of horrific sounds i may hear as i'm gobbled up</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by badorties on 6-13-06 @ 10:51 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<strong>badorties</strong> wrote:<br /><p>does&nbsp;a sharks make a sound ...? like a growl or a high piched squeal ...?</p><p>i was watching jaws the other day, and i got that irrational fear of being eaten alive by a shark ... then i got a little extra jumpy thinking of what kind of horrific sounds i may hear as i'm gobbled up</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by badorties on 6-13-06 @ 10:51 PM</span> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You would hear the muffled, underwater sound of your bones breaking.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Heheheheheheheheheehhe.</font></strong></p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>badorties</strong> wrote:<br /><p>does&nbsp;a sharks make a sound ...? like a growl or a high piched squeal ...?</p><p>i was watching jaws the other day, and i got that irrational fear of being eaten alive by a shark ... then i got a little extra jumpy thinking of what kind of horrific sounds i may hear as i'm gobbled up</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by badorties on 6-13-06 @ 10:51 PM</span> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You would hear the muffled, underwater sound of your bones breaking.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Heheheheheheheheheehhe.</font></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And then you would hear the sound of stomach acid, slowly eating away your flesh. Tee-hee.</font></em></strong></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>badorties</strong> wrote:<br /><p>does a sharks make a sound ...? like a growl or a high piched squeal ...?</p><p>i was watching jaws the other day, and i got that irrational fear of being eaten alive by a shark ... then i got a little extra jumpy thinking of what kind of horrific sounds i may hear as i'm gobbled up</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes. They go &quot;CHOMP CHOMP CHEW GULP CRUNCH CHEW CRUNCH CHEW GULP GULP BELCH FART BELCH&quot; &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why are cigarettes usually located in the Pharmacy Dept of most chain stores?<br /></p>

[boeman]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yes. They go &quot;CHOMP CHOMP CHEW GULP CRUNCH CHEW CRUNCH CHEW GULP GULP BELCH FART BELCH&quot; &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why are cigarettes usually located in the Pharmacy Dept of most chain stores?<br /></p><p>To cure lung fever.</p><p>Have you seen my pants?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<p>Have you seen my pants?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No. If you cant find your pants, you had a good night. Now stop complaining and drive home in your underwear like the rest of us do. &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote: <p>Why are cigarettes usually located in the Pharmacy Dept of most chain stores?<br /></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Because the government is trying to kill us. Haven't you figured it&nbsp;out by now????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Oh no....they're coming!!!! Remember what I've said here!!!! No one is safe. Viva La Revolution!!!!</font></em></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 6-14-06 @ 5:40 PM</span>

[badorties]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>badorties</strong> wrote:<br /><p>does&nbsp;a sharks make a sound ...? like a growl or a high piched squeal ...?</p><p>i was watching jaws the other day, and i got that irrational fear of being eaten alive by a shark ... then i got a little extra jumpy thinking of what kind of horrific sounds i may hear as i'm gobbled up</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by badorties on 6-13-06 @ 10:51 PM</span> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You would hear the muffled, underwater sound of your bones breaking.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Heheheheheheheheheehhe.</font></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And then you would hear the sound of stomach acid, slowly eating away your flesh. Tee-hee.</font></em></strong></p><p></p><p>Yes. They go &quot;CHOMP CHOMP CHEW GULP CRUNCH CHEW CRUNCH CHEW GULP GULP BELCH FART BELCH&quot; &nbsp;</p><p></p><p>that's not really all that comforting and/or helpful ... just mean</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote: <p>Why are cigarettes usually located in the Pharmacy Dept of most chain stores?<br /></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">Because the government is trying to kill us. Haven't you figured it out by now????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia"> </font></em></strong></p><strong><em /></strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I was thinking its more like &quot;First we make you sick, then we make you better&quot; </p><p>Or maybe its just convenient for people to be able to pick up their cigarettes and emphysema medicine in the same place. <br /></p>

[cougarjake13]

i was flipping through the channels the other night and came across the movie cast away with tom hanks

now for whatever reason i just wondered to myself how does a man living in isolation on an island have perfectly manicured finger nails and toe nails ???

[jetdog]

Does anybody else play disk golf (frolf)?

When you see a dog running by, do you think it knows already where its going? For that matter, when a dog thinks, does it bark inside it's head?

[BoondockSaint]

What do blind people dream about?

[nevnut]

What do blind people dream about?

Not looking at you.

:wink:

[bearfootc]

How can I find out who does a song I heard last week at the beginning of Ron&Fez? I think the main words were "shit,goddam". Anyone know?

[reillyluck]

How can I find out who does a song I heard last week at the beginning of Ron&Fez? I think the main words were "shit,goddam". Anyone know?

do you remember exactly what day it was? if you go into the listening thread for that day, usually someone will post what the song of the day is (usually around 12:01-12:05)

[lleeder]

I have a random question. Why is Reilly up so early?

[bearfootc]

I'm new here-I think it may have been the 18th-friday and heard it again Monday am as a replay-Thanks for the info! and would you know why when I posted it has "rude and rude" on my post-I didn't put it there-did I do something wrong.Thanks!

[reillyluck]

I have a random question. Why is Reilly up so early?

hahaha! ive been asking myself the same question since 7:30am!

[reillyluck]

I'm new here-I think it may have been the 18th-friday and heard it again Monday am as a replay-Thanks for the info! and would you know why when I posted it has "rude and rude" on my post-I didn't put it there-did I do something wrong.Thanks!

Rude and Rude is a posting "status". after you've made 100 posts it goes to "dot commando" then after dot commando its "super poster", then "Big ass veteran". the more posts you make, your status changes. :smile:

[fohat]

Will the human race ever be able to live together in peace and harmony, or are we all doomed to rot under the furnace of the Sun while wallowing in an apathetic virtual reality until we die and are moved under the ground and our flesh eaten by weevils?

[bearfootc]

Thanks for the info!:smile:

[Fezticle98]

Where have all the mod quotes gone? Long time passing

[lleeder]

Another random question didn't Reilly already hit 10,000 posts ? Now I see she's below 10,000. Does she keep lowering her post count so she can rereach the 10,000 post milestone?

[Fezticle98]

Another random question didn't Reilly already hit 10,000 posts ? Now I see she's below 10,000. Does she keep lowering her post count so she can rereach the 10,000 post milestone?

No, I think Stugots just blew his "Congratulations thread" load about 2 weeks prematurely.

[Bob Impact]

No, I think Stugots just blew his "Congratulations thread" load about 2 weeks prematurely.

Stugots is a premature threader? I never knew. My condolences.

[Don Stugots]

Another random question didn't Reilly already hit 10,000 posts ? Now I see she's below 10,000. Does she keep lowering her post count so she can rereach the 10,000 post milestone?

No, I think Stugots just blew his "Congratulations thread" load about 2 weeks prematurely.

she said she wanted the thread at once or it would be my nutz as her new ear rings. in both of our defense, losing the FREE FM listening thread hurt her daily post count.

Stugots is a premature threader? I never knew. My condolences.


thanks.

[weekapaugjz]

of all the stars in the universe and all the possibilities in the universe, why is there life on this planet and we're not just a barren wasteland like other planets? also, with all the star systems in the universe how many other possibilities are there for life outside our miniscule spot of the universe?

[Don Stugots]

i would like to see Mike the teacher's thoughts on it but I think that there has to be life out there somewhere.

[fohat]

of all the stars in the universe and all the possibilities in the universe, why is there life on this planet and we're not just a barren wasteland like other planets? also, with all the star systems in the universe how many other possibilities are there for life outside our miniscule spot of the universe?

And furthermore, how long until a superior pan-dimensional race sinks our planet into a black hole in a game of galactic billiards?


apologies to Douglas Adams

In all seriousness, I watched this movie (http://www.theufomovie.com/) last year, and they talk about "floaters" which are above the earth's atmosphere. They aren't space junk, and no one is really talking about them. Are they space organisms? Is it a hoax? Are we really here?

[fohat]

i would like to see Mike the teacher's thoughts on it but I think that there has to be life out there somewhere.

Mike the Teacher has talked about this on the show before I believe, Maybe back in the JFK days but I don't remember. Maybe he does :)

[PapaBear]

Q: What is true love?

A: A woman named Anita agreed to marry one of my old high school principals. His last name is Dick. (true story)

[weekapaugjz]

And furthermore, how long until a superior pan-dimensional race sinks our planet into a black hole in a game of galactic billiards?

hopefully tomorrow...

[Don Stugots]

thanks.

question: with R&F being the only show on 202 shouldnt XM have asked them to do a 4 hour show? wouldnt that have made the best of problem a bit easier?

[PapaBear]

Why do I keep forgetting to buy electrical tape? I've been dealing with this issue for two years.

[PapaBear]

Should I use up all my "My Coke Rewards" on buying a stupid hat, or entering a drawing for a really nice digital camera? I'll never win the contest, but I'm kinda getting tired of wearing hats.

[Don Stugots]

camera.

[PapaBear]

camera.
cat

NO!!!

car

WAIT...

Xacto knife wielding Flintstone's characters!!!

No.

Camera. Thanks.

[Mike Teacher]

of all the stars in the universe and all the possibilities in the universe, why is there life on this planet and we're not just a barren wasteland like other planets? also, with all the star systems in the universe how many other possibilities are there for life outside our miniscule spot of the universe?

Frank Drake of Cornell tried to come up with a formula for at least guesstimating the number of Intelligent Civilizations in the Universe for Sagan and others when we started listening for signs of extraterrestrial life. The equation went like:

X = the Total Number of stars in the Universe

multiply that by the guess of what percentage of stars have planets around them, then...

multiply that by the number of stars with planets that are habitable for life, then...

multiply that by the number of habitable worlds on which life actually arises, then...

multiply that by the number of worlds that life arises on that develops intelligence, then...

multiply that by the number of planets with intelligent life that develop a technology sufficient that they are sending out some kind of intelligent signal, then...

multiply that by the length of time said intelligent, hi-tech civilization on another world transmits, ie. how long the species survives.

=

Problem is getting real numbers and not total guesses for each percentage, each fraction above. We can get a good estimate for the number of stars in the visible universe [or if not, we can use the Drake Equation to guess the numbers for the Milky Way alone].

But how many stars have habitable worlds? Recent data suggests many if not most stars have planets, but are they habitable?

And how common is life, given the right conditions? Is it an inevitable result of cosmic chemistry, or is life a relative rarity. Or maybe life is common, but never gets far beyond the virus/bacteria/microbe stage. It's tough to have a radio dialouge with an Amoeba.

And does life always evolve to intelligent things with radios and computers and spray-on cheese? And how long do these societies last?

=

It's all a big guess for now, again, the key: nail down the numbers above.

[sailor]

they made a big deal on the air yesterday about blood tests for wedding licenses. i got married in nyc two-and-a-half years ago and there was absolutely no blood test. they got rid of this years ago. my question: do they still actually require blood tests in other locales?

[PapaBear]

Deep Purple's car, or Tracy Chapman's car?

[PapaBear]

I got totally shitfaced off of not a lot of rum. Did I get so drunk because I lined my ice cooler with a clean kitchen garbage bag?

[jennysmurf]

<p>Why are there about 10 guys on this board for every one girl? </p><p><br />I have no one to flirt with. And I'm not flirting with Torker. At least, not again. <br /></p>

cause that's the way i like it....babycakes.

[JPMNICK]

Frank Drake of Cornell tried to come up with a formula for at least guesstimating the number of Intelligent Civilizations in the Universe for Sagan and others when we started listening for signs of extraterrestrial life. The equation went like:

X = the Total Number of stars in the Universe

multiply that by the guess of what percentage of stars have planets around them, then...

multiply that by the number of stars with planets that are habitable for life, then...

multiply that by the number of habitable worlds on which life actually arises, then...

multiply that by the number of worlds that life arises on that develops intelligence, then...

multiply that by the number of planets with intelligent life that develop a technology sufficient that they are sending out some kind of intelligent signal, then...

multiply that by the length of time said intelligent, hi-tech civilization on another world transmits, ie. how long the species survives.

=

Problem is getting real numbers and not total guesses for each percentage, each fraction above. We can get a good estimate for the number of stars in the visible universe [or if not, we can use the Drake Equation to guess the numbers for the Milky Way alone].

But how many stars have habitable worlds? Recent data suggests many if not most stars have planets, but are they habitable?

And how common is life, given the right conditions? Is it an inevitable result of cosmic chemistry, or is life a relative rarity. Or maybe life is common, but never gets far beyond the virus/bacteria/microbe stage. It's tough to have a radio dialouge with an Amoeba.

And does life always evolve to intelligent things with radios and computers and spray-on cheese? And how long do these societies last?

=

It's all a big guess for now, again, the key: nail down the numbers above.


i think they hard thing for people to comprehend is the HUGE size of outerspace. Even if there was a civilization that was exactly at the same level as us, it would be near impossible for them to find us. Messages travelling at the speed of light still need tens of MILLIONS of years to get from one place to another.

I think you would be naive to think there is not life somewhere out there. Maybe not in human form, but at least multicell bacteria. it is not that hard to imagine organic compounds mixing properly to form some type of life. as Mile said, no way are these organisms going to be able to be able to radio contact us.

there are 100 billion estimated stars in the milky way. Now check out this Hubble deep space picture, where each dot is not a sun but a GALAXY. now just TRY to wrap your mind around the number of stars in just that picture, and then work your way down to the number of planets. then try to sit there and rationalize that we are alone.

http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2003/01/images/a/formats/print.jpg

[PapaBear]

Who will get more Birthday wishes... Mojo or Reilly?

[Fezticle98]

Who will get more Birthday wishes... Mojo or Reilly?

Pray...for...Mojo.

Why do I keep thinking of great questions for this thread, then forgetting them?

And why do I keep hitting my head on things?

[Fat_Sunny]

Why do I keep thinking of great questions for this thread, then forgetting them?

And why do I keep hitting my head on things?

Because You Are 2nd In From The Right In The Front Row?


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e123/fnc420boo/ClassPhoto-1.jpg


(With Props To MoochCassidy For Originally Posting This Greatest Picture In The History Of The Internet!)

[Fezticle98]

If a DH broke Cal Ripken's consecutive game streak, no one would like it, but would it count?

[Marc with a c]

If a DH broke Cal Ripken's consecutive game streak, no one would like it, but would it count?

yes

[JPMNICK]

If a DH broke Cal Ripken's consecutive game streak, no one would like it, but would it count?

yes it would

edit: 30 seconds to late

[Fezticle98]

I think my hair usually looks best about 1 week after a haircut. But I can never seem get a haircut where it looks like that immediately. Why?

[IMSlacker]

I think my hair usually looks best about 1 week after a haircut. But I can never seem get a haircut where it looks like that immediately. Why?

You've been going to Super Clips.

[cougarjake13]

If a DH broke Cal Ripken's consecutive game streak, no one would like it, but would it count?

i'll do you one better

you could have a guy just bat leadoff every game and leave after that at bat and he could break the record

[Bulldogcakes]

If a DH broke Cal Ripken's consecutive game streak, no one would like it, but would it count?

I don't think Ripken's streak should count. He, and everyone else in the MLPA missed most of the second half of 1994 due to a strike. Lou Gehrig never took half a year off, and he had plenty of reasons. When he died X-Rays showed he had 17 fractured/boken bones in his hands. I know Ripken couldn't do anything to stop the strike, but the fact remains that he took half a year off.

Anyway, back to the questions
What makes Bobo so fabulous? Is it the bald head, the ukulele or the Pope hat?

[Andomray]

If it's very cold outside, you're walking down the street naked, and you fart...will the fart be visible in the cold winter air? Like when you can see your breath?

[Andomray]

Anyway, back to the questions
What makes Bobo so fabulous? Is it the bald head, the ukulele or the Pope hat?

I think it's mostly the nudity...and the fact that he owns that amazing shirt with cigarette butts and beepers on it.

[ChoppedLiver]

Deep Purple's car, or Tracy Chapman's car?

The Highway Star. He's "Gonna race it to the ground.",
It's a killer machine, it's got everything

[bobrobot]

What noise annoys a noisy oyster???

http://www.bonzodog.org/innes/image/7_wna.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

If it's very cold outside, you're walking down the street naked, and you fart...will the fart be visible in the cold winter air? Like when you can see your breath?

Thats a really good question. I have a walk-in freezer at work. How about we bend you over and test this little theory of yours out? :wub:

[J.Clints]

Thats a really good question. I have a walk-in freezer at work. How about we pull down your pants, bend you over and test this little theory of yours out? :wub:

cakes if you plug it this may not work. just sayin

[cougarjake13]

Thats a really good question. I have a walk-in freezer at work. How about we bend you over and test this little theory of yours out? :wub:

cakes if you plug it this may not work. just sayin

that'll be an interesting youtube submission

[gmat]

If all baby’s are beautiful and all these kids are so smart (proud parent of honor roll student at ...insert school here), where do all these ugly stupid adults come from?

[Marc with a c]

If all baby’s are beautiful and all these kids are so smart (proud parent of honor roll student at ...insert school here), where do all these ugly stupid adults come from?

jersey

[gmat]

jersey

If all baby’s are beautiful and all these kids are so smart (proud parent of honor roll student at ...insert school here), where do all these ugly stupid adults come from?


You mean South Jersey right?

[Marc with a c]

You mean South Jersey right?

whatever makes you feel better fuggo

[FUNKMAN]

If all baby’s are beautiful and all these kids are so smart (proud parent of honor roll student at ...insert school here), where do all these ugly stupid adults come from?

jersey

at least we have normal haircuts... dweeb

[Marc with a c]

at least we have normal haircuts... dweeb

shut up. nice pitching shorts gramps

[FUNKMAN]

at least we have normal haircuts... dweeb

shut up. nice pitching shorts gramps

stop looking at my crotch

[Marc with a c]

stop looking at my crotch

stop flaunting it

[Andomray]

Thats a really good question. I have a walk-in freezer at work. How about we bend you over and test this little theory of yours out? :wub:

I'm not one to blush, but oh my! :tongue:

[Fezticle98]

Why do certain surgeries take so long?

Why might a certain organ transplant take 9 hours or a face transplant take 18 hours? I know the surgeon cannot be slicing, dicing, and reattaching the whole time (sorry for the technical terms). Specifically, what is it about some surgeries that make them last for double digit hours?

[Fezticle98]

Why don't more people use this thread?

[cougarjake13]

b/c we have no random questions left to ask

[DolaMight]

I think it was today or yesterday Ron mentioned that when O&A were fired one time the Post did an article on the situation and they used a picture in which he looked like a junkie and fez was well, looked like fez. He said it was real embarrassing. Was this it?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2110

[DolaMight]

Anyone else curious to hear what ESD's "Royale with Cheese" was? He never got around to doin it , because Creme Pie Jones came in flexing his fists, and dave had to drink a shot of palmolive as a result.

[prothunderball]

I think it was today or yesterday Ron mentioned that when O&A were fired one time the Post did an article on the situation and they used a picture in which he looked like a junkie and fez was well, looked like fez. He said it was real embarrassing. Was this it?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2110

yup that's it, I really wouldn't mind seeing a better pic of Ron with dreads, that just seems like it had to be amusing.

[buzzard]

Why is the aides virus not transferred via misquitos?

[prothunderball]

Why is the aides virus not transferred via misquitos?

I don't know the answer to your question, but it gives me an excuse to tell this story. I knew this kid who was a real moron, and apparently so was his family, because he told a story about how his grandmother had to go to the hospital because she poured bleach on her arms because she didn't want to get AIDS from the mosquito bites she had gotten.

[DolaMight]

Why is the aides virus not transferred via misquitos?

I think they die after they get a full load.

[cougarjake13]

Why is the aides virus not transferred via misquitos?

HERE YA GO (http://www-rci.rutgers.edu/~insects/aids.htm)

[buzzard]

HERE YA GO (http://www-rci.rutgers.edu/~insects/aids.htm)

Thank-You Sir! Yer a good-egg!...that was exactly what I was looking for.:smile:

[StupidGirlllll]

i like this thread better when it was called The Random thought Game..Mikey you are such a biter.

[Marc with a c]

what type of dinosaur killed newman in jurassic park?

[Devo37]

A Dilophosaurus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilophosaurus)

(the frilly neck & poison spit were creative license/speculation)

[weekapaugjz]

what type of dinosaur killed newman in jurassic park?


dilophosaurus (http://jurassicpark.wikia.com/wiki/Dilophosaurus)

[Marc with a c]

thank you both

[Devo37]

dilophosaurus (http://jurassicpark.wikia.com/wiki/Dilophosaurus)

ha! beat you by less than a minute, weeka!

speaking of jurassic park, what kind of place makes pointing-arrow road signs where the arrow spins around when you bump into it??? i always hated that little detail.

oh, and the crazy 3-D unix interface the girl figures out in seconds...

[PapaBear]

If Tag Body Spray really had the reaction that it does in the commercials, how much would it cost?

[Chigworthy]

Are giant squid the true source of sea monster lore?

[Yeti.]

40 foot long hallway. 8 feet wide. 12 foot high ceilings. You enter a door into said hallway and it locks behind you. At the other end is an open door. At the middle point of the hall is a hungry full grown grizzly bear. You need to make it past him and out the door to be safe. You knew this before entering and are allowed to take one item in with you. This item can not be a firing weapon. What do you take?

[Tall_James]

http://www.dlisted.com/files/caption0816.jpg

IS THIS GREATEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER?

[Chigworthy]

40 foot long hallway. 8 feet wide. 12 foot high ceilings. You enter a door into said hallway and it locks behind you. At the other end is an open door. At the middle point of the hall is a hungry full grown grizzly bear. You need to make it past him and out the door to be safe. You knew this before entering and are allowed to take one item in with you. This item can not be a firing weapon. What do you take?

I take one of those fake ice cubes with the plastic fly in it.

[tupper65]

40 foot long hallway. 8 feet wide. 12 foot high ceilings. You enter a door into said hallway and it locks behind you. At the other end is an open door. At the middle point of the hall is a hungry full grown grizzly bear. You need to make it past him and out the door to be safe. You knew this before entering and are allowed to take one item in with you. This item can not be a firing weapon. What do you take?

Either a fresh salmon or someone that's a slower runner than I am

[IMSlacker]

40 foot long hallway. 8 feet wide. 12 foot high ceilings. You enter a door into said hallway and it locks behind you. At the other end is an open door. At the middle point of the hall is a hungry full grown grizzly bear. You need to make it past him and out the door to be safe. You knew this before entering and are allowed to take one item in with you. This item can not be a firing weapon. What do you take?

A Yeti?

[citymedic27]

<My turn: Does this look infected to you?</p>

yes, you should def get that checked out.....just a quick test


my turn: why do fish float when they die?

[citymedic27]

40 foot long hallway. 8 feet wide. 12 foot high ceilings. You enter a door into said hallway and it locks behind you. At the other end is an open door. At the middle point of the hall is a hungry full grown grizzly bear. You need to make it past him and out the door to be safe. You knew this before entering and are allowed to take one item in with you. This item can not be a firing weapon. What do you take?

one large syringe of traquilizer.