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A.J.

10-13-2009, 08:09 AM

are there any black people named jack?

http://www.whshistoryproject.org/1950s/images/images_baseball/thumbs/jackierobinsonlg.jpg

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/j/jackie-wilson/album-the-ultimate-jackie-wilson.jpg

Marc with a c

10-13-2009, 08:09 AM

fuck. thank you hammer.

jackie don't count hippie.

PhishHead

10-13-2009, 08:13 AM

fuck. thank you hammer.

jackie don't count hippie.

But his name isn't Jackie it is Jack Roosevelt Robinson and Jack Leroy Wilson

Marc with a c

10-13-2009, 08:17 AM

But his name isn't Jackie it is Jack Roosevelt Robinson and Jack Leroy Wilson

you know what i mean emo boy.

A.J.

10-13-2009, 08:22 AM

But his name isn't Jackie it is Jack Roosevelt Robinson and Jack Leroy Wilson

Face!

RhinoinMN

10-13-2009, 08:41 AM

Jack Black.

JohnCharles

10-13-2009, 08:49 AM

My dog's name is Jack and he happens to be black.

biggirl

10-13-2009, 10:41 AM

My dog's name is Jack and he happens to be black.

is he funny and kinda weird?

PapaBear

10-13-2009, 09:02 PM

Why does the USA Network play so damn many Steven Seagal movies?

PapaBear

10-16-2009, 10:00 PM

Why do some people feel cheated, if they don't like every second of the Ron & Fez show? And when there is something that they don't like, they feel the need to let everyone know that they don't like it?

PapaBear

11-05-2009, 07:16 PM

Has anyone seen one of these? The whole back of the truck is a giant LCD screen with rotating ads. I would think that's kind of a road hazard.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/truck.jpg

TooLowBrow

11-05-2009, 07:19 PM

Ritalin

11-07-2009, 03:59 AM

Or what if that whole screen suddenly turned red and flashed like a strobe.

STC-Dub

11-07-2009, 05:25 PM

It will be about five years before one of those trucks reaches here. Seems like a very bad idea.

Tall_James

11-07-2009, 06:05 PM

It will be about five years before one of those trucks reaches here.

They must be driving pretty slow.

PapaBear

11-07-2009, 06:55 PM

They must be driving pretty slow.
They only drive East. It takes longer that way.

underdog

11-10-2009, 10:57 AM

Whatever happened to scottinnj? I enjoyed him.

Marc with a c

11-10-2009, 11:14 AM

he moved to georgia.

GregoryJoseph

11-10-2009, 02:07 PM

Is Uncle Ben's Rice in a bag the single greatest invention of the 21st century thus far?

iSpider

11-10-2009, 02:09 PM

Is Uncle Ben's Rice in a bag the single greatest invention of the 21st century thus far?

The 90 second microwave pouch of brown rice is...

GregoryJoseph

11-10-2009, 02:10 PM

The 90 second microwave pouch of brown rice is...

How about the tongue scraper on the back of the toothbrush head?

Where does that rank?

hammersavage

11-10-2009, 02:11 PM

How about the tongue scraper on the back of the toothbrush head?

Where does that rank?

7th

GregoryJoseph

11-10-2009, 02:12 PM

7th

Hmmm...

iSpider

11-10-2009, 02:12 PM

How about the tongue scraper on the back of the toothbrush head?

Where does that rank?

I only use expensive power-brushes...

midwestjeff

11-10-2009, 04:26 PM

I just skipped the last five minutes of the Earl "the Pearl" interview
because I completely lost interest in anything the guy had to say.

Does this make me a bad person or simply a borderline black t-shirt?

GregoryJoseph

11-10-2009, 04:28 PM

midwestjeff

11-10-2009, 04:48 PM

Can I pan fry a ham steak?

JohnCharles

11-10-2009, 04:53 PM

Can I pan fry a ham steak?

Yes. With onions and peppers.

Make an omlet.

weekapaugjz

11-10-2009, 04:53 PM

Can I pan fry a ham steak?

YES! i hope you have some horseradish put on that thing.

midwestjeff

11-10-2009, 04:55 PM

Yes. With onions and peppers.

Make an omlet.

I don't have any eggs.

YES! i hope you have some horseradish put on that thing.

Check.

And thanks to you both. I'm a cooking retard.

PapaBear

11-14-2009, 09:54 PM

Why do Mr. Rooter commercials always sound like they were recorded in a plastic tank?

Slumbag

11-30-2009, 10:36 PM

Does Moe from The Simpsons drink?
I don't know that I've ever seen him have a drink. He owns the bar, so you think he would drink a lot. I remember the episode when he was dating the midget girl, he was in the bar, depressed and crying at the end, but I don't remember if he was drinking?

razorboy

11-30-2009, 10:39 PM

Does Moe from The Simpsons drink?

No silly. He's a cartoon character.

TooLowBrow

11-30-2009, 10:44 PM

No silly. He's a cartoon character.

i thought that was a good question

id guess that he doesnt drink

he used to be a boxer and he didnt drink back then either

Slumbag

11-30-2009, 10:46 PM

he used to be a boxer and he didnt drink back then either
He probably didn't drink when he was Kid Gorgeous, but I figured he was boozing it up around the time they were calling him Kid Presentable.

TooLowBrow

11-30-2009, 10:49 PM

He probably didn't drink when he was Kid Gorgeous, but I figured he was boozing it up around the time they were calling him Kid Presentable.

he tries to kill himself every christmas and has not been drunk one of those times

GregoryJoseph

12-03-2009, 06:06 PM

Is there any possible way to keep a loaf of Italian bread from the bakery fresh overnight?

TooLowBrow

12-03-2009, 06:08 PM

Is there any possible way to keep a loaf of Italian bread from the bakery fresh overnight?

wrap it tight in saran wrap

weekapaugjz

12-03-2009, 06:08 PM

Is there any possible way to keep a loaf of Italian bread from the bakery fresh overnight?

just eat it.

sissy.

midwestjeff

12-03-2009, 06:11 PM

http://www.bedfordind.com/Images/twist_tie_bread_LV.jpg

TooLowBrow

12-03-2009, 06:13 PM

Is there any possible way to keep a loaf of Italian bread from the bakery fresh overnight?

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GregoryJoseph

12-03-2009, 06:18 PM

wrap it tight in saran wrap

You're the best, Jerome!

midwestjeff

12-10-2009, 06:26 PM

How does a buffalo cut?

GregoryJoseph

12-11-2009, 02:19 AM

Do you wash your new clothes before you wear them?

I always do. Especially underwear or socks.

Farmer Dave

12-11-2009, 03:23 AM

Do you wash your new clothes before you wear them?

I always do. Especially underwear or socks.

Not as a rule.

yojimbo7248

12-11-2009, 03:29 AM

Do you wash your new clothes before you wear them?

I always do. Especially underwear or socks.

yes, absolutely

Farmer Dave

12-11-2009, 03:40 AM

Why am I suddenly getting this: 'ERROR, parameters not loaded' message with every new thread I view?

ANC

12-11-2009, 04:34 AM

Why would anyone think it's acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk? Ugh I'm grossed out now.

hammersavage

12-11-2009, 04:40 AM

I would kill that person. Hate that sound

ANC

12-11-2009, 04:42 AM

I would kill that person. Hate that sound

The sound is worse than the actual grossness of the clippings all over his desk..

Ritalin

12-11-2009, 05:13 AM

Why would anyone think it's acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk? Ugh I'm grossed out now.

Sometimes I see people doing that on the subway.

Slobs.

midwestjeff

12-11-2009, 03:35 PM

Why am I suddenly getting this: 'ERROR, parameters not loaded' message with every new thread I view?

I don't know but I am too.

Also, answer my question fuckers.

How does a buffalo cut?

FrogSlayer

12-11-2009, 03:37 PM

Why would anyone think it's acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk? Ugh I'm grossed out now.

I would be too, probably getting some shrapnel in your coffee.

GregoryJoseph

12-11-2009, 05:03 PM

What should I watch - Jeremiah Johnson (starring Robert Redford) or The Train Robbers (starring John Wayne and Ann-Margret)?

spoon

12-11-2009, 05:04 PM

What should I watch - Jeremiah Johnson (starring Robert Redford) or The Train Robbers (starring John Wayne and Ann-Margaret)?

Watch ur mouth!

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 09:01 PM

I got almost no sleep last night/this morning, feel dog tired, yet I've spent the past hour tossing and turning.

Is it possible to be too tired to sleep?

jauble

12-13-2009, 09:02 PM

I got almost no sleep last night/this morning, feel dog tired, yet I've spent the past hour tossing and turning.

Is it possible to be too tired to sleep?

Welcome to my life sir. The phone is on.

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 09:04 PM

I got almost no sleep last night/this morning, feel dog tired, yet I've spent the past hour tossing and turning.

Is it possible to be too tired to sleep?

when i got home last night i was too tired to sleep

plus i kept jacking off

mikeyboy

12-13-2009, 09:31 PM

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 09:39 PM

I got almost no sleep last night/this morning, feel dog tired, yet I've spent the past hour tossing and turning.

Is it possible to be too tired to sleep?

I think when you weren't paying attention, someone at the party made you a vampire.

HISS! HISS!!

http://www.yahoofreak.com/animated%20emoticons/Halloween%20Animated%20Emoticons/vampire.gif

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 09:49 PM

It had to be Gwen...

mikeyboy

12-13-2009, 09:50 PM

That was my first guess as well

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 09:59 PM

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 10:03 PM

How ironic is it that at my company Christmas party I won a Cuisinart Coffee Maker with a stainless steel carafe in the raffle now that I've given up coffee?

Should I regift it?

Details HERE. (http://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-DCC-1150BK-Programmable-Thermal-Coffeemaker/dp/B000TQEDE4/ref=sr_1_1/191-5359540-8612835?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1260773739&sr=8-1)
It's not technically re gifting. It wasn't a gift to you. It was a prize. If you enter a contest and win, you are rewarded for your efforts. Going to the party constituted "entering a contest". It's no different than winning the lottery, and giving the money away.

Or...

You could keep it. I gave up coffee almost a year ago. I started drinking a few cups a week recently. You may end up using it.

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 10:05 PM

It's not technically re gifting. It wasn't a gift to you. It was a prize. If you enter a contest and win, you are rewarded for your efforts. Going to the party constituted "entering a contest". It's no different than winning the lottery, and giving the money away.

Or...

You could keep it. I gave up coffee almost a year ago. I started drinking a few cups a week recently. You may end up using it.

I like the way you think!

A good buddy of mine is a big coffee drinker. I could make his Christmas and make him feel like a cheap prick by giving this to him!

Thanks, PapaBear!

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 10:05 PM

It's not technically re gifting. It wasn't a gift to you. It was a prize. If you enter a contest and win, you are rewarded for your efforts. Going to the party constituted "entering a contest". It's no different than winning the lottery, and giving the money away.

Or...

You could keep it. I gave up coffee almost a year ago. I started drinking a few cups a week recently. You may end up using it.

i 'regifted' most of my mpw 'prizes' into the 'garbage'

mikeyboy

12-13-2009, 10:10 PM

i 'regifted' most of my mpw 'prizes' into the 'garbage'

:sad:

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 10:11 PM

:sad:

jeez man!

dont make me feel bad!

i didnt really!

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 10:12 PM

jeez man!

dont make me feel bad!

i didnt really!

i set the clock and squeezed the pig thing

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 10:17 PM

i squeezed the pig thing
That's what I call it, too!

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 10:17 PM

WHY AM I SO WIDE AWAKE???

It's not fair...

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 10:21 PM

WHY AM I SO WIDE AWAKE???

It's not fair...

lay down and think of something you would only see in a dream

use as much detail as you can

soon you will be asleep

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 10:26 PM

Will people ever stop calling me "Gvac" even though I've been using my real name as my screen name for the past 3 months?

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 10:28 PM

Will people ever stop calling me "Gvac" even though I've been using my real name as my screen name for the past 3 months?
Probably not.

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 10:28 PM

Will people ever stop calling me "Gvac" even though I've been using my real name as my screen name for the past 3 months?

i will if you become friends with justjon

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 10:44 PM

Is there anyone on the planet that doesn't love chocolate chip cookies?

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 10:46 PM

is there anyone whos ever had a homemade oreo cookie?

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 10:49 PM

Is there anyone on the planet that doesn't love chocolate chip cookies?
Yes, but there are also people who don't love cheese. I can tolerate, but not identify with both.
is there anyone whos ever had a homemade oreo cookie?
I don't know anyone who has, but a guy at work has a cookbook with the recipe.

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 10:49 PM

is there anyone whos ever had a homemade oreo cookie?

What kind of weirdo would try to make an oreo cookie?

Wait...you did, didn't you?

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 10:50 PM

Yes, but there are also people who don't love cheese. I can tolerate, but not identify with both.

If you had to either give up cheese or chocolate chip cookies for the rest of your life which would you choose?

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 10:51 PM

What kind of weirdo would try to make an oreo cookie?

Wait...you did, didn't you?
nah
it seems like itd be better out of a box

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 10:52 PM

If you had to either give up cheese or chocolate chip cookies for the rest of your life which would you choose?
That's tough, but I'd have to give up the cookies. Cheese is integral to a lot of meals that I love. Chocolate chip cookies are just one of many wonderful snacks. Asking me to give up chocolate in general would be a tougher choice.

TooLowBrow

12-13-2009, 10:53 PM

If you had to either give up cheese or chocolate chip cookies for the rest of your life which would you choose?

i coulndnt choose, i guess id let the nazis rape my parents

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 11:03 PM

If you had to either give up cheese or chocolate chip cookies for the rest of your life which would you choose?

That's tough, but I'd have to give up the cookies. Cheese is integral to a lot of meals that I love. Chocolate chip cookies are just one of many wonderful snacks. Asking me to give up chocolate in general would be a tougher choice.

It's like I don't even know you anymore...

i coulndnt choose, i guess id let the nazis rape my parents

I can live with that.

weekapaugjz

12-13-2009, 11:03 PM

Would anyone like some of the caramel corn I just made?

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 11:05 PM

Would anyone like some of the caramel corn I just made?

You really made it yourself?

Weirdo.

weekapaugjz

12-13-2009, 11:10 PM

You really made it yourself?

Weirdo.

I did. And its better than the best chocolate chip cookie you've ever had.

GregoryJoseph

12-13-2009, 11:12 PM

I did. And its better than the best chocolate chip cookie you've ever had.

Now you're a weirdo AND a liar.

weekapaugjz

12-13-2009, 11:15 PM

Now you're a weirdo AND a liar.

I've been called worse.

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 11:18 PM

It's like I don't even know you anymore...
The number of things we disagree about, makes me think we should get married.

weekapaugjz

12-13-2009, 11:19 PM

Faggots.

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 11:22 PM

Faggots.
Since when is marriage about sex?

TroutSkin

12-13-2009, 11:32 PM

is there anyone whos ever had a homemade oreo cookie?

I have, the pastry chef at work made some this summer on a whim. The cookie part wasn't crisp enough.

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 11:36 PM

I have, the pastry chef at work made some this summer on a whim. The cookie part wasn't crisp enough.
He should have deep fried them.

PapaBear

12-13-2009, 11:48 PM

Why hasn't there been huge Elvin outrage about this negative portrayal?

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If I was an elf, I'd be pissed!

sr71blackbird

12-14-2009, 03:15 AM

How come dogs do not need to wipe their asses after they shit and usually can sit on your couch and not get shit on it?

A.J.

12-14-2009, 03:40 AM

Why would anyone think it's acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk? Ugh I'm grossed out now.

I hate that. Groom yourself at home.

FrogSlayer

12-14-2009, 04:08 AM

A good buddy of mine is a big coffee drinker.

It is nice that you think of me.... I do love coffee

underdog

12-19-2009, 12:48 PM

How come not all rivers have carved out stuff like the Grand Canyon?

GregoryJoseph

12-19-2009, 01:10 PM

Is there anywhere else in the United States that has San Diego-like weather?

underdog

12-19-2009, 01:22 PM

Is there anywhere else in the United States that has San Diego-like weather?

Los Angeles.

PapaBear

12-19-2009, 09:36 PM

Why has it shown it as being Farmer Dave's birthday for almost a week? Is the the new Jimmy Norton?

RoseBlood

12-19-2009, 10:09 PM

Why has it shown it as being Farmer Dave's birthday for almost a week? Is the the new Jimmy Norton?

I noticed too, and why has Marc suddenly lost about 10,000 posts? :huh:

GregoryJoseph

12-20-2009, 05:57 AM

Is it fair that some members get immunity to say and do whatever they want because they're "friends" with a moderator?

I wish I was granted the same immunity to make continued personal attacks against someone and bring up issues outside the board and put them out on the internet with no consequences for my actions.

Any of you mods wanna be my butt buddy?

hammersavage

12-20-2009, 06:00 AM

what does that entail and can I have more than one?

GregoryJoseph

12-20-2009, 06:02 AM

what does that entail and can I have more than one?

I figured you would make a joke out of it.

hammersavage

12-20-2009, 06:03 AM

so 'any of you mods want to be my butt buddy' needed a serious response? that's what you're saying?

GregoryJoseph

12-20-2009, 06:04 AM

so 'any of you mods want to be my butt buddy' needed a serious response? that's what you're saying?

Maybe the first question does.

hammersavage

12-20-2009, 06:05 AM

I slept early last night so I'm not sure what members you are referring to so I can give no insight.

There's only 3 people I would give special treatment to and Matty isn't one of them.

RhinoinMN

12-20-2009, 06:10 AM

I slept early last night so I'm not sure what members you are referring to so I can give no insight.

There's only 3 people I would give special treatment to and Matty isn't one of them.

You told me at ther party that I was one.

hammersavage

12-20-2009, 06:11 AM

and? whore

RhinoinMN

12-20-2009, 06:18 AM

and? whore

The other two are whores as well.

GregoryJoseph

12-20-2009, 06:57 AM

What should I pop in the toaster - bread, an English Muffin, or a bagel?

hammersavage

12-20-2009, 06:58 AM

By English Muffin, do you mean Rich slept over last night?

But yea, EM with cream cheese

GregoryJoseph

12-20-2009, 06:59 AM

By English Muffin, do you mean Rich slept over last night?

But yea, EM with cream cheese

Cream cheese?

YUCK.

Preserves, my friend.

hammersavage

12-20-2009, 07:00 AM

good call

red_red_red

12-20-2009, 08:11 AM

anyone want to swap gifts? i got barbecue utensils that i don't need, i have 2 sets already.

RhinoinMN

12-20-2009, 09:20 AM

What is sexier. Cock slap on the face or on the ass?

PapaBear

12-20-2009, 08:21 PM

Why has it shown it as being Farmer Dave's birthday for almost a week? Is the the new Jimmy Norton?
Happy Birthday again, FD!

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GregoryJoseph

12-21-2009, 03:14 PM

Is there anything more refreshing than a hot shower and a neti pot flush of the sinuses?

I think NOT! :clap: :thumbup: :king: :lol: :tongue: :bye: :wink: :smile: :happy: :innocent:

ToiletCrusher

12-21-2009, 03:21 PM

pooping can be.

RhinoinMN

12-21-2009, 03:24 PM

Is there anything more refreshing than a hot shower and a neti pot flush of the sinuses?

I think NOT! :clap: :thumbup: :king: :lol: :tongue: :bye: :wink: :smile: :happy: :innocent:

Perhaps rape.

hammersavage

12-21-2009, 03:54 PM

What is a good buffet meal to make that can feed about 15 people?

TooLowBrow

12-21-2009, 03:56 PM

What is a good buffet meal to make that can feed about 15 people?

http://anhonestclimatedebate.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cat-food.jpg

tuna fish casserole

RhinoinMN

12-21-2009, 04:01 PM

http://anhonestclimatedebate.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cat-food.jpg

tuna fish casserole

Green been casserole.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4773457/greenbeancasserole-main_Full.jpg

hammersavage

12-21-2009, 04:01 PM

I'm not talking sides.

TooLowBrow

12-21-2009, 04:03 PM

Green been casserole.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4773457/greenbeancasserole-main_Full.jpg

looks yummy

heres a different recipe

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rB9Qj88638k/SmBG8VxvH1I/AAAAAAAAAOc/LGC1X_DE-eI/s400/shit+splatterToilet.jpg

mikeyboy

12-21-2009, 04:21 PM

poor GregoryJoseph

PapaBear

12-23-2009, 02:15 AM

Why has it shown it as being Farmer Dave's birthday for almost a week? Is he the new Jimmy Norton?

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Ha!!! He just got 10 years older!!!

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Seriously, though... Happy Birthday Budday!!!:thumbup:

PapaBear

12-23-2009, 09:18 PM

What was that shutdown all about? Hopefully not because of all the crap about closed threads.

weekapaugjz

12-23-2009, 09:19 PM

What was that shutdown all about? Hopefully not because of all the crap about closed threads.

it was.

fun killers.

PapaBear

12-23-2009, 09:20 PM

it was.

fun killers.
Great.

weekapaugjz

12-23-2009, 09:21 PM

Great.

only a matter of time before the plug gets pulled.

i bet it happens on christmas. merry christmas everyone!

PapaBear

12-23-2009, 09:23 PM

BTW... Happy 61st birthday, Farmer Dave!

weekapaugjz

12-23-2009, 09:23 PM

BTW... Happy 61st birthday, Farmer Dave!

i like how he's had a birthday everyday for like the last two weeks.

Fallon

12-23-2009, 09:41 PM

I broke it, Jon fixed it.

weekapaugjz

12-23-2009, 09:46 PM

I broke it, Jon fixed it.

look what you did ya little jerk!

PapaBear

12-23-2009, 09:48 PM

I broke it, Jon fixed it.
Where would we be without Jon?

Just needed to post a random question, so as to stick with the purpose of the thread.

jauble

12-23-2009, 10:06 PM

Where would we be without Jon?

Just needed to post a random question, so as to stick with the purpose of the thread.

well the lego dreidel wouldn't exist without that sweet man.

Fallon

12-23-2009, 10:08 PM

look what you did ya little jerk!

http://i46.tinypic.com/20ru2s3.jpg

BlackSpider

12-24-2009, 02:15 AM

Things that seem simple to me,
Are in reality very very complex...

GregoryJoseph

12-24-2009, 02:16 AM

Or perhaps they only seem complicated to those who wish to make it so...

BlackSpider

12-24-2009, 02:17 AM

Or perhaps they only seem complicated to those who wish to make it so...

I'll bet that's what it is...

GregoryJoseph

12-24-2009, 02:19 AM

I'll bet that's what it is...

I guess that's what happens when you put the geniuses in charge...

BlackSpider

12-24-2009, 02:23 AM

I guess that's what happens when you put the geniuses in charge...

You're blaming me for this shit...?
Fuck you, I didn't vote for any of these ass-clowns... :furious:

sr71blackbird

12-24-2009, 03:30 AM

Why is this man sniffing this other mans ass?

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underdog

12-26-2009, 10:41 AM

Why does organic milk last so much longer than regular milk?

ANC

12-27-2009, 04:52 PM

Why can't I stop watching Steven Seagal : Law Man ?

Kris10

12-27-2009, 04:55 PM

Why does organic milk last so much longer than regular milk?

I asked myself this about a month ago! I'm still waiting for myself to come up with an answer.

underdog

12-27-2009, 05:40 PM

I asked myself this about a month ago! I'm still waiting for myself to come up with an answer.

The only thing I could think of was that maybe organic milk isn't pasteurized? The organic, cage free eggs I buy also last way longer than normal eggs.

underdog

12-27-2009, 05:43 PM

The only thing I could think of was that maybe organic milk isn't pasteurized? The organic, cage free eggs I buy also last way longer than normal eggs.

oh :

The process that gives the milk a longer shelf life is called ultrahigh temperature (UHT) processing or treatment, in which milk is heated to 280 degrees Fahrenheit (138 degrees Celsius) for two to four seconds, killing any bacteria in it.

ANC

12-27-2009, 05:58 PM

When did Steven Seagal start talking like a Southern black gentleman?

hammersavage

12-28-2009, 10:28 AM

QUESTION!

what was the name of those paper game things that people used to put on their fingers in high school and would have some kind of fortune in it?

hard to describe i guess but you people know what i'm saying.

hammersavage

12-28-2009, 10:32 AM

fuck y'all

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYarlKnetRs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYarlKnetRs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

strawberrypop

12-28-2009, 10:36 AM

We just called them Fortune Tellers. I think they're also called Cootie Catchers? Are you playing games with 8 year old girls?

disneyspy

12-28-2009, 10:39 AM

We just called them Fortune Tellers. I think they're also called Cootie Catchers? Are you playing games with 8 year old girls?

YES! cootie catchers is what we called them,i was tryin to think of the name and it just wouldnt come to me,so i didnt answer

hammersavage

12-28-2009, 10:39 AM

We just called them Fortune Tellers. I think they're also called Cootie Catchers? Are you playing games with 8 year old girls?

i bet you're jealous, mister

disneyspy

12-28-2009, 10:41 AM

i bet you're jealous, mister

you call all chicks mister?

hammersavager

hammersavage

12-28-2009, 10:42 AM

you actually said the words 'cootie catcher'? we definitely never called them that.

disneyspy

12-28-2009, 10:44 AM

you actually said the words 'cootie catcher'? we definitely never called them that.

the scariest cooties were the ones from esmerelda,you didnt want to be the kid at the end of day that still had esmereldas cooties cuz kods made fun of you the next day,except esmerelda

dino_electropolis

12-28-2009, 10:47 AM

Why can't I stop watching Steven Seagal : Law Man ?

Me as well.

Something so compelling about this clown going all John Wayne on small time perps.

RoseBlood

12-29-2009, 08:23 AM

Why can't you embed videos in the Health & Fitness forum? :unsure:

EliSnow

12-29-2009, 08:33 AM

Why can't you embed videos in the Health & Fitness forum? :unsure:

You should be able to.

Try embedding the video in this thread.

RoseBlood

12-29-2009, 08:56 AM

You should be able to.

Try embedding the video in this thread.

It works here. Don't know if it's the forum or my brother's computer giving me problems.

<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="386" id="utv155506" name="utv_n_904581"><param name="flashvars" value="autoplay=false" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.ustream.tv/flash/video/2015690" /><embed flashvars="autoplay=false" width="480" height="386" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" id="utv155506" name="utv_n_904581" src="http://www.ustream.tv/flash/video/2015690" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /></object>

hammersavage

12-29-2009, 08:58 AM

judging by the still image for the video, its gonna get a lot of views.

EliSnow

12-29-2009, 09:00 AM

It works here. Don't know if it's the forum or my brother's computer giving me problems.

<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="386" id="utv155506" name="utv_n_904581"><param name="flashvars" value="autoplay=false" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.ustream.tv/flash/video/2015690" /><embed flashvars="autoplay=false" width="480" height="386" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" id="utv155506" name="utv_n_904581" src="http://www.ustream.tv/flash/video/2015690" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /></object>

Didn't work for me either. I'll look into it.

hammersavage

12-29-2009, 09:00 AM

worked for me

Furtherman

12-29-2009, 09:01 AM

I recommend posting that in every forum.

EliSnow

12-29-2009, 09:05 AM

I recommend posting that in every forum.

Damn work firewalls stopping me from seeing video!

disneyspy

12-29-2009, 09:07 AM

ive book marked this page

underdog

12-29-2009, 09:08 AM

I feel like a creep watching that video.

hammersavage

12-29-2009, 09:08 AM

Damn work firewalls stopping me from seeing video!

go to the cantaloupe section of your local market. same thing.

Furtherman

12-29-2009, 09:30 AM

Why can't you embed videos in the Health & Fitness forum? :unsure:

As moderator of the Health & Fitness Forum (?!), I'll look into this for you.

hammersavage

12-29-2009, 09:31 AM

As moderator of the Health & Fitness Forum (?!), I'll look into this for you.

way to help a damsel in distress.

Ritalin

12-29-2009, 09:36 AM

Why can't you embed videos in the Health & Fitness forum? :unsure:

Before I went back a page to quote this post, I thought to myself, "I hope she's going to post hot yoga video. Not "hot yoga" video - I don't want to watch people sweat. "hot" yoga video.

And sure enough.

(If that's you, Rose, sorry for being creepy. Good luck on your teacher training)

Furtherman

12-29-2009, 09:37 AM

way to help a damsel in distress.

It's what I do.

PapaBear

12-29-2009, 08:19 PM

On Monday's show, they were talking about Steampunk, and a bunch of other "punks". Why punk? What does the word "punk" have to do with all the various styles?

Fallon

12-29-2009, 08:26 PM

As moderator of the Health & Fitness Forum (?!), I'll look into this for you.

Jon fixed it.

epo

12-29-2009, 08:42 PM

Does developing a "friendship" with a good friend's ex-chick constitute a sin?

weekapaugjz

12-29-2009, 08:44 PM

Does developing a "friendship" with a good friend's ex-chick constitute a sin?

no.

PapaBear

12-29-2009, 09:28 PM

Why is it so hard to find lighter flints these days?

Slumbag

12-29-2009, 09:44 PM

Why is it so hard to find lighter flints these days?

I get mine at a shop that sells zippo fluid. Walgreens or whatever you have where you're at.
http://www.neptunepoker.com/images/giftshop/Zippo_Flints_02.jpg
Should look like that.

PapaBear

12-29-2009, 09:47 PM

I get mine at a shop that sells zippo fluid. Walgreens or whatever you have where you're at.
http://www.neptunepoker.com/images/giftshop/Zippo_Flints_02.jpg
Should look like that.
I haven't tried Walgreen's specifically. I went to several places that used to carry them (Wal Mart, Food Lion, convenience store), and they no longer had them. I'll try Walgreens tomorrow. We have one decent tobacco shop, but I'm never downtown when they're open.

razorboy

12-29-2009, 09:48 PM

Or most cigar/smoke specialty shops.

razorboy

12-29-2009, 09:50 PM

I haven't tried Walgreen's specifically. I went to several places that used to carry them (Wal Mart, Food Lion, convenience store), and they no longer had them. I'll try Walgreens tomorrow. We have one decent tobacco shop, but I'm never downtown when they're open.

I know the Walgreens and CVS near me sell most Zippo supplies, in a pinch.

PapaBear

12-29-2009, 09:55 PM

I know the Walgreens and CVS near me sell most Zippo supplies, in a pinch.
Do I have to buy the pinch to get them, or do they just store them in the pinch? I really don't want a pinch.

razorboy

12-29-2009, 09:56 PM

Do I have to buy the pinch to get them, or do they just store them in the pinch? I really don't want a pinch.

Are you sure?

PapaBear

12-29-2009, 09:58 PM

Are you sure?
Pretty sure. Last time I had a pinch, it was quite uncomfortable. Kinda hurt.

PapaBear

12-29-2009, 10:33 PM

You can take my (gun or other cherished object), when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
If you're dead, why would I have to wait until your hands are cold?

Ritalin

12-30-2009, 04:34 AM

Does developing a "friendship" with a good friend's ex-chick constitute a sin?

Not as long as he doesn't know about it.

disneyspy

12-30-2009, 04:50 AM

this chick seems hot,should i IM her?

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ANC

12-30-2009, 07:29 AM

Do any of you ladies have Pandora bracelets?

Going to pick one up for my wife from the baby for her birthday.

How many charms could I get without looking like a cheap-ass?

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 12:50 PM

Am I the only one who wants to point out that the decade doesn't end until after 2010 (in the same way the millenium ended at the end of 2000)?

mikeyboy

12-31-2009, 12:51 PM

Am I the only one who wants to point out that the decade doesn't end until after 2010 (in the same way the millenium ended at the end of 2000)?

Yeah, I know. I've been thinking the same thing.

underdog

12-31-2009, 12:59 PM

Am I the only one who wants to point out that the decade doesn't end until after 2010 (in the same way the millenium ended at the end of 2000)?

Yeah, I know. I've been thinking the same thing.

Ron brought it up on one of the hours this week.

opie's twisted balls

12-31-2009, 01:03 PM

Why is it so hard to find lighter flints these days?
when in doubt, ebay....this guy has provided good service on a few occasions

http://myworld.ebay.com/cleggandco/

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 01:03 PM

Yeah, I know. I've been thinking the same thing.

Everytime I thought of mentioning it before, one thing crossed my mind:

Nobody likes a math geek, Scully.

disneyspy

12-31-2009, 01:28 PM

then you would be wrong,decades are not the same thing at milleni(1000 years)

i hate to be an eli but heres something from wikipedia

Although any period of ten years is a decade,[1][2] a convenient and frequently referenced interval is based on the tens digit of the calendar year, as in using 1960s to represent the decade from 1960 to 1969.[3][4] Often, for brevity, only the tens part is mentioned (60s or sixties), although this may leave it uncertain which century is meant. These references are frequently used to encapsulate pop culture or other widespread phenomena that dominated such a decade, as in The Great Depression of the 1930s

disneyspy

12-31-2009, 01:32 PM

can anyone tell me where one of my remotes is?

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 01:33 PM

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 01:35 PM

can anyone tell me where one of my remotes is?

Lift up your balls and look there.

disneyspy

12-31-2009, 01:47 PM

Essentially, what that means is that if enough people believe and refers to something false to be true, it's true.

so you believe the year 2000 was the last year of the 90s but what if you think of it this way; its the year 999 AD,naturally the year 1000 doesnt look odd being the final year of the millineum since the first year was year 1,got me so far? good. now we go back to the first decade (pretend as though jesus was born at midnight)now that first year of our lord,1 AD, doesnt exist because the first 365 havent passed,i mean when you are born you dont celebrate your 1st birthday the second you come out of your mom pussy do you? no. its the same way with calenders and decades,if you need more clarification,i'll be here til 8,then i'm going out to try and avoid the drunk drivers or as i call them,ameteurs

mikeyboy

12-31-2009, 01:50 PM

so you believe the year 2000 was the last year of the 90s but what if you think of it this way; its the year 999 AD,naturally the year 1000 doesnt look odd being the final year of the millineum since the first year was year 1,got me so far? good. now we go back to the first decade (pretend as though jesus was born at midnight)now that first year of our lord,1 AD, doesnt exist because the first 365 havent passed,i mean when you are born you dont celebrate your 1st birthday the second you come out of your mom pussy do you? no. its the same way with calenders and decades,if you need more clarification,i'll be here til 8,then i'm going out to try and avoid the drunk drivers or as i call them,ameteurs

By your own explanation, you are wrong.

disneyspy

12-31-2009, 01:53 PM

By your own explanation, you are wrong.

am i or are not able to see that year 1 doesnt begin until 365 days after jesus was born but the decade started with his birth?(0 hour)

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 01:54 PM

Mitch&Murray

12-31-2009, 01:55 PM

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? Thay seem pretty similar.

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 01:55 PM

am i or are not able to see that year 1 doesnt begin until 365 days after jesus was born but the decade started with his birth?(0 hour)

Yes, the end of his tenth year, ie. end of 10 A.D., which is what mikey and I are saying.

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 01:56 PM

What's the difference between an apple and an orange?

Color, shape, taste, number of seeds, structure, and several other things.

disneyspy

12-31-2009, 01:57 PM

Yes, the end of his tenth year, ie. end of 10 A.D., which is what mikey and I are saying.

i dont think you guys are seeing it,just believe me when i tell you the 90s were from jan1st 1990 to dec31st 1999

Chigworthy

12-31-2009, 02:00 PM

Color, shape, taste, number of seeds, structure, and several other things.

I bet you're going to be the star of the party tonight.

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 02:00 PM

i dont think you guys are seeing it,just believe me when i tell you the 90s were from jan1st 1990 to dec31st 1999

No, you're missing it.

Under your example, Jesus born at the start of 1 A.D. He would have turned one at the start of 2 A.D and end of 1 A.D..

Two at the start of 3 A.D. and at the end of 2 A.D., and so on and so on.

Following that, he would have turned 10 (and lived a decade) at the end of 10 A.D. and the beginning of 11 A.D.

Dell

12-31-2009, 02:01 PM

i dont think you guys are seeing it,just believe me when i tell you the 90s were from jan1st 1990 to dec31st 1999

did the current calender start at year zero or one...if it started at zero, then 9's are the end of a decade...if it started at one, then 0's (or ten's) are the end of a decade...(I didn't read back, so excuse me if this is a repeated point)

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 02:01 PM

I bet you're going to be the star of the party tonight.

Party? I have two young girls and a pregant wife. There are no parties for me.

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 02:03 PM

did the current calender start at year zero or one...if it started at zero, then 9's are the end of a decade...if it started at one, then 0's (or ten's) are the end of a decade...(I didn't read back, so excuse me if this is a repeated point)

Year One. There is no Year 0.

Which is why the millenium ended at the end of 2000, and not 1999.

Chigworthy

12-31-2009, 02:03 PM

Party? I have two young girls and a pregant wife. There are no parties for me.

Don't tell your wife about the young girls. Then the party will really be over.

Dell

12-31-2009, 02:06 PM

Year One. There is no Year 0.

Which is why the millenium ended at the end of 2000, and not 1999.

that's how I understood it, but I didn't read back to see that the point was already made...excuse the repeat...

disneyspy

12-31-2009, 02:06 PM

ok i'll type slower so you can understand,jesus is born at midnight the first year is 0,1 BC is actually 2 years before 1 AD but 0 year still counts as a year,dec 31st 09 is the the last day of the first decade

Dell

12-31-2009, 02:07 PM

EliSnow

12-31-2009, 02:14 PM

Dell

12-31-2009, 02:17 PM

this should be the time portal thread...exactly the same conversations I remember from 1999...

disneyspy

12-31-2009, 02:17 PM

o
Ther was no year numbered 0 AD.

thats because the gregorian calender didnt worry about numbering years til their present year in their relation to the year of their lord and even then they were off by 4 to 6 years

sr71blackbird

01-01-2010, 12:21 PM

Could this ever happen and would you watch it? Imagine if the NY Giants and NY Jets played soccer agaisnt each other?
Can you imagine the confusion to this event on Spanish media outlets?

mikeyboy

01-01-2010, 12:28 PM

Could this ever happen and would you watch it? Imagine if the NY Giants and NY Jets played soccer agaisnt each other?
Can you imagine the confusion to this event on Spanish media outlets?

There probably wouldn't be any confusion. They would just refer to the sport as futbol and note that the teams usually play futbol Americano or whatever they call our football.

Tall_James

01-01-2010, 12:46 PM

There probably wouldn't be any confusion. They would just refer to the sport as futbol and note that the teams usually play futbol Americano or whatever they call our football.

I believe they refer to it as "Gringo Smasho".

Ritalin

01-01-2010, 01:22 PM

I believe they refer to it as "Gringo Smasho".

No, I think Gringo Smasho is East Side Dave on a Friday Night.

sr71blackbird

01-01-2010, 04:46 PM

Would it be enjoyable to watch it, or would you just figure its the same as watching any teams play soccer?

Also, check this out: Funny stuff (http://friendsofirony.com/)

hanso

01-01-2010, 06:35 PM

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8746/7d2c14131941wintersexy.jpg
Will a lady with big boobs sled down hill faster?

opie's twisted balls

01-01-2010, 07:42 PM

Will a lady with big boobs sled down hill faster?

Titty Math

na = (Δv)/Δt)/(cs*sf)*π

where
na = nipple acceleration (m/s2)
v = final velocity (m/s)
u = initial velocity (m/s)
t = time (s)
cs = cup size
sf = sag factor

hanso

01-01-2010, 08:55 PM

Bounce factor?
I was looking for video of this during my research.
No luck though as not even one video was found.

opie's twisted balls

01-01-2010, 09:00 PM

here's some bouncing tits for ya....

http://i49.tinypic.com/sfulur.gif

jennysmurf

01-01-2010, 09:05 PM

Bounce factor?
I was looking for video of this during my research.
No luck though as not even one video was found.

I did a google image search to post some man boobs to be silly, but it was just too soul crushing to share.:down:

Tall_James

01-02-2010, 05:43 AM

I did a google image search to post some man boobs to be silly, but it was just too soul crushing to share.:down:

Thank you for not sharing.

PapaBear

01-04-2010, 08:08 PM

Why aren't Macs called pc's? I know Macs are different, but they're computers. And they're personal.

hedges

01-04-2010, 09:52 PM

Why did my server call me boss about ten times during dinner last night.

ANC

01-05-2010, 08:54 AM

Why did my server call me boss about ten times during dinner last night.

Were you logged in as local administrator?

PapaBear

01-05-2010, 08:41 PM

Ever since the last time change in October, I've had to manually set the clock on my computer. If I let it do it automatically, it's a minute or two behind. Why is that? Is it my cable provider, or something?

JimBeam

01-10-2010, 05:16 PM

I was watching GoodFellas tonight on some channel and there's a scene towards the end when Liotta is running around trying to do everything and the drug mule chick uses the phone and as she's holding her plane ticket they block out the name of the airline.

I've never noticed that before and doubt they did that in any other version.

Any thoughts on why they might do that ?

They totally blocked it out like it said something bad.

ANC

01-13-2010, 09:54 AM

Why do my hands smell like pie crust?

boobieman

01-13-2010, 01:14 PM

Why do my hands smell like pie crust?

Where ever your sticking your hands...maybe put your dink in their...then you can say IS their room for pie!

Why do most people drive like shit?? Especially in Brooklyn?

SSSEYYYAAAA

saintquinn

01-14-2010, 09:21 AM

JimBeam

01-14-2010, 09:23 AM

Hi Buddies...

I gave up Sirius a couple of years ago because it kept on cutting out..
I reside in Brooklyn, New York...
Where could I listen online?
Please list a few potions if possible...
DQuinn888(at)Gmail.com

Thanks for reply

Somebody suggested the other day that you keep signing up for the free trial using a new email address each time it expires.

Jughead

01-14-2010, 11:21 AM

Is it just me ???Why in the hell don't they do away with the commercials on the new video coming out of Haiti??? These damn news sites all of them are running commercials on every bit of video they get...Carry On......... I just think not having to watch a Dove commercial first might get more people to watch and donate???

sr71blackbird

01-17-2010, 06:50 AM

hanso

01-17-2010, 05:46 PM

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8746/7d2c14131941wintersexy.jpg
Will a lady with big boobs sled down hill faster?

No Boobie sled video was found.
But here is a Bobbie sled video. Yes that is a riot sheld.

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hanso

01-17-2010, 05:49 PM

I saw two interesting things on the ground today as I was walking, and it got me thinking:
Why whenever I see a pack of rolling paper on the ground is it EZ Wider and its always open and always some papers inside it.

Why whenever I find bills on the ground are they either $1 bills or $20 bills?

Dumb asses who can't roll use EZ Wider. You never see Zig Zag 1 1/4 french cuts with papers.
These same dumb asses lost the bills also.