Random Questions

[StupidGirlllll]

Why do male dogs raise their leg when they pee?


Its called spraying & they do it to mark their territory.

[keithy_19]

Its called spraying & they do it to mark their territory.

I was hoping for something more kinky, rats...

[PapaBear]

Do women ever really wear diamond tennis bracelets when they play tennis?

[TonyStark]

Speaking of a tennis braclet...why are they called carats?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Speaking of a tennis braclet...why are they called carats?

"Carat" is the unit of mass to measure fine stones. It's just like any other term of measurement. Just happened to be named Carat.



Am I gay for knowing this?

[RAAMONE]

why do alot of sig pics show up twice on old threads?

[RAAMONE]

is R&F live today?

[underdog]

why do alot of sig pics show up twice on old threads?

1.x vs 2.0

[PapaBear]

Speaking of a tennis braclet...why are they called carats?

"Carat" is the unit of mass to measure fine stones. It's just like any other term of measurement. Just happened to be named Carat.



Am I gay for knowing this?

Wiki has a good explanation for it. I did not know that!

The word came to English from French, derived from the Greek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_language) kerátion (κεράτιον), “fruit of the carob (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carob_tree)”,<sup id="cite_ref-1" class="reference">[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carat_%28mass%29#cite_note-1)</sup> via Arabic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic_%28language%29) qīrāṭ (قيراط) and Italian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_%28language%29) carato. The Latin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_language) word for carat is siliqua. In past centuries, different countries each had their own carat unit, all roughly equivalent to the mass of a carob seed. These units were often used for weighing gold.

[midwestjeff]

All of my receivers are covered on every play.
Ridiculous fumbles and interceptions.

Why does Tecmo Super Bowl cheat so bad after the tenth week?

[midwestjeff]

Was Poochie a board character?

[PapaBear]

Was Poochie a board character?
No, but I do miss her. Odd side note... I'm watching "Talk To Me" right now, and just as you posted your question, a character named Poochie was causing trouble in the prison.

[midwestjeff]

No, but I do miss her. Odd side note... I'm watching "Talk To Me" right now, and just as you posted your question, a character named Poochie was causing trouble in the prison.

Ok. I really was hoping for an answer from you because you would know.
So, thanks.
I re-read the "late night thread" the other day and began to wonder.


*Sorry about the timing. Coincidence is always strange.

[jonyrotn]

Is Westly a stalker?
I never see posts by this guy but he's ALWAYS listed as a person who has recently viewed my profile page? It makes no sense..

Furthermore, does this function even work because even when the number of visits sometimes changes, the names listed often don't..

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Is Westly a stalker?
I never see posts by this guy but he's ALWAYS listed as a person who has recently viewed my profile page? It makes no sense..

Furthermore, does this function even work because even when the number of visits sometimes changes, the names listed often don't..

the answer is who cares

stop counting views

ill view your profile everyday if it will make you feel better

[Bob Impact]

the answer is who cares

stop counting views

ill view your profile everyday if it will make you feel better

Fuck that, this Westly guy checked my profile out too, I demand a full investigation.

[PapaBear]

Thought I'd put this here.

This pic is from today's Woot deal that Mikeyboy posted. Name that movie!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Vizio__50___Jive__Plasma_HDTVbsvDet.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

until i enlarged it, I thought it was Michelle Pfeifer from Tequila Sunrise....
after, I have no idea who she is.

[doomed]

didnt Ron announce he was leaving last month? hes still on! did he decide to stay afterall?

[boosterp]

didnt Ron announce he was leaving last month? hes still on! did he decide to stay afterall?

It was a bit, like many things.

What's for dinner?

[Drunky McBetidont]

didnt Ron announce he was leaving last month? hes still on! did he decide to stay afterall?

he is waiting till o&a contract expires in a few weeks. then he is going to do a paltalk only secret show instead of this antiquated radio shit. this is the show of the future. i also read on his blog that he might go to cupcake baking as a full time gig. either way, it will be great, you'll see!

[Drunky McBetidont]

why can't we all just get along?

[doomed]

hack bit in my opinion

[jonyrotn]

Who has two thumbs and loves getting blow jobs?











:thumbup: <------ This guy! :smile:

[jonyrotn]

Thought I'd put this here.

This pic is from today's Woot deal that Mikeyboy posted. Name that movie!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Vizio__50___Jive__Plasma_HDTVbsvDet.jpgIs it the step father part two? :unsure:

[PapaBear]

Is it the step father part two? :unsure:
Nope! Is that a real movie, or was I duped? Come on, people. It's from one of the best bad movies of all time!

[hedges]

I think it is Stepfather P.2.

[PapaBear]

Ah! Stepfather 2 IS a real movie. Right actress. Wrong movie.

[MIKEYDAKEN]

there is an entire series of the stepfather movies. god i miss the 80's-early 90's so many good shit horror flicks

[DolaMight]

Fuck that, this Westly guy checked my profile out too, I demand a full investigation.

me three. Westley is an autobot it seems.



Since 2.0, whenever I want to find a post someone made that I remember being funny or stupid etc.. just to quote it... I used to just go thier profile and view all posts to find it.

Now I don't because it leaves a stamp that says I've been thinking of you and I enjoy watching you.

I'm not, I swear.

[hedges]

Who's your favorite drummer/drummers? Here are a few of mine. If you don't like drum solos then this isn't for you.

Buddy Rich vs. Vinnie Colaiuta

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Dennis Chambers

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Terry Bozzio vs. Chad Wackerman

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Bill Kreutzman and Mickey Hart Drums

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[Bob Weir]

Who's your favorite drummer/drummers? Here are a few of mine. If you don't like drum solos then this isn't for you.
Bill Kreutzman and Mickey Hart Drums

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Meh. Who wouldn't sound great playing behind me?

[cougarjake13]

why does it hurt when i accidentally get icy hot on my balls

[Bossanova]

Meh. Who wouldn't sound great playing behind me?

I believe Ratdog is the name of the band that does not sound good behind you cuntface

[Bob Weir]

I believe Ratdog is the name of the band that does not sound good behind you cuntface

I may be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoing the ride. Stop throwing stones just because I am still playing in the band. The music never stopped, ya know?
I was born in a desert and raised in a lion's den. I don't need this shit.
Fuck this, I am not going to spend one more saturday night defending my brilliance.

[hedges]

You remember this guy Bobby...one of the greats...

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[midwestjeff]

Why were the characters in commercials always so selfish about their cereal?

The kids kept it from the rabbit, the leprechan tried to keep it from the kids, Fred wouldn't share with Barney, and I think sugar bear had to go through a bunch of shit every time he wanted a bowl of cereal. I'm sure there are others.

[PapaBear]

Why were the characters in commercials always so selfish about their cereal?

The kids kept it from the rabbit, the leprechan tried to keep it from the kids, Fred wouldn't share with Barney, and I think sugar bear had to go through a bunch of shit every time he wanted a bowl of cereal. I'm sure there are others.
Because they were told to be that way.

FUCK DA MAN!!!

[PapaBear]

Do fish burp?

[FezPaul]

Do fish burp?


That's where bubbles come from.

[Friday]

why does this site sometimes make me feel like i still have dial up??

[PapaBear]

Did anyone else here really love this album?

http://www.perrific.com/cds/imtheman.jpg

[doomed]

why cant i post anywhere but as a reply?!?!

not only does the show chew turds but so does the message board!

[Slumbag]

why cant i post anywhere but as a reply?!?!

not only does the show chew turds but so does the message board!

Chew Turds? That has to be the queerest thing I have ever heard.
You have to wait 30 days after signing up to start a thread. I have a good feeling you won't make it though.

[doomed]

the show eats shit!

dave blows ron constantly and noone has a fucking backbone. the show would be tolerable with Fez and Earl etc no dave no Ron....so i guess its mainly Ron and Dave i have a seething hate for

[PapaBear]

why cant i post anywhere but as a reply?!?!

not only does the show chew turds but so does the message board!
If the show chews turds to you, you shouldn't listen, and probably shouldn't be a member of the show's best message board. If you want to start a thread, post a few more times. Judging from your post though, I don't expect your threads to be of much interest to Ron & Fez fans.

[Slumbag]

the show eats shit!

dave blows ron constantly and noone has a fucking backbone. the show would be tolerable with Fez and Earl etc no dave no Ron....so i guess its mainly Ron and Dave i have a seething hate for

Don't listen.

[tele7]

Did anyone else here really love this album?

http://www.perrific.com/cds/imtheman.jpg

YES!

Every damn song on it too...

[yojimbo7248]

Chew Turds? That has to be the queerest thing I have ever heard.
You have to wait 30 days after signing up to start a thread. I have a good feeling you won't make it though.

As queer as the horror in Fez's voice when he talked about the trauma of a girl kissing him?

[Slumbag]

As queer as the horror in Fez's voice when he talked about the trauma of a girl kissing him?

Defintely eqaul. Perhaps a little more.

[RAAMONE]

why does my sig pic sometimes not show up, and there is just a red X there

[DolaMight]

If you were a cannibal what race of human would you think was the most delicious?

The amish are not a race but I'd bet they'd taste pretty good. Strictly organic diet.

[sr71blackbird]

My brother asked this:
If you woke up tomorrow and looked out the window and all you saw was rock, as far as you can see, and you find out that somehow the moon had landed on the earth (not crashed, just landed) and is now resting on the earth itself, and this question refers to the the part of the moon that is now within the atmosphere, as this part if now exposed to air and rain etc, would it begin to bloom life and things begin growing? How long do you think it would take? since there is no soil, I would think it would be like a desert and it would take quite a while. Also, would the atmosphere of the earth then encircle the moon, or just a portion of the moon? I know the moon is about as far across as the width of the United States, and I know the atmosphere is really only like a hundred or so miles thick... I think the atmosphere would not extend around the moon if this happened, what do you think?

[Chigworthy]

My brother asked this:
If you woke up tomorrow and looked out the window and all you saw was rock, as far as you can see, and you find out that somehow the moon had landed on the earth (not crashed, just landed) and is now resting on the earth itself, and this question refers to the the part of the moon that is now within the atmosphere, as this part if now exposed to air and rain etc, would it begin to bloom life and things begin growing? How long do you think it would take? since there is no soil, I would think it would be like a desert and it would take quite a while. Also, would the atmosphere of the earth then encircle the moon, or just a portion of the moon? I know the moon is about as far across as the width of the United States, and I know the atmosphere is really only like a hundred or so miles thick... I think the atmosphere would not extend around the moon if this happened, what do you think?

I would think that the earth's higher gravity would pull all that moon dust off the moon. This could create a gigantorous cloud that would kill us dinosaurs. All the dust in the immedate area around the moon would provide nucleation sites for atmospheric moisture, causing horrendulous cascading floods to wash all of the rest of the dust and loose rock off the moon and decimate the area around the moon with grey mudslides and dusty floodings. And if there's buckyballs on the moon, we're doubly fucked.

[DolaMight]

Vegetable Juice... aka Homemade wine.

Sometimes I feel like I'm getting more for my money than just value.

Anyone else feel less more smart after extended basement brew sessions?

[PapaBear]

Is there someplace like ebay, but not ebay, where you can find specific used pickup truck toppers?

[Fezticle98]

Why does the Germ Freak sound exactly like John Favreau?

[J.Clints]

Is there someplace like ebay, but not ebay, where you can find specific used pickup truck toppers?

Did you try craigslist?

[hedges]

Why does my sig pic not show up, and there is only a question mark there. It happens to others as well.

[hedges]

Do you ever put two cds in one case while changing cds and then accidentally put it back with your collection; then you open up a case to find one missing. And you know what happened, but there is no way to fix it until you listen to that one cd with both cds in it. Well I've been missing my Modern Lovers cd for months and just opened a Dropkick Murphys album and both cds were there. Like a gift.

[Chigworthy]

Do you ever put two cds in one case while changing cds and then accidentally put it back with your collection; then you open up a case to find one missing. And you know what happened, but there is no way to fix it until you listen to that one cd with both cds in it. Well I've been missing my Modern Lovers cd for months and just opened a Dropkick Murphys album and both cds were there. Like a gift.

A well-organized cd collection, replete with cases? Who are you, Patrick Bateman? CDs?

[hedges]

A well-organized cd collection, replete with cases? Who are you, Patrick Bateman? CDs?

First of all, who is Patrick Bateman?

[Chigworthy]

First of all, who is Patrick Bateman?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ImTomGriffiths/Bateman.jpg

[hedges]

Must be American Psycho. And yes I do have OCD when it comes to organizing my collection of cds replete with cases. You should see how I am with my records.

[cougarjake13]

Must be American Psycho. And yes I do have OCD when it comes to organizing my collection of cds replete with cases. You should see how I am with my records.



yeh american pyscho



i used to do this with my cd's back when i used to have cd's

[PapaBear]

Do British vampires have really bad fangs?

[PapaBear]

Why do some episodes of Robot Chicken have characters with blurred out shirts?

[usoilworker]

Why do some episodes of Robot Chicken have characters with blurred out shirts?

I thought that was just the weed i was smoking? why does some weed make your visoion go blury

[cougarjake13]

why is it called air conditioning ??


shouldnt it be called air cooling ???

[midwestjeff]

why is it called air conditioning ??


shouldnt it be called air cooling ???

Maybe "air cooling machine"?

[cougarjake13]

Maybe "air cooling machine"?

could work



just saying b/c if you look at the defition of conditioning it hasnothing to do with getting cold

[hedges]

I was just listening to my local classic rock station on my way to work and they got these guys called the "Bob and Tom" show. My first thought was when O&A make fun of these types of shows, because these guys were awful. Then it occured to me that this show wasn't local, it was syndicated. Maybe this was the show O&A was making fun of 'cause they were really bad, the fake radio voices and the laughter and all that. My question is, do O&A mention who they are making fun of. Is it the "Bob and Tom Show".

[PapaBear]

I was just listening to my local classic rock station on my way to work and they got these guys called the "Bob and Tom" show. My first thought was when O&A make fun of these types of shows, because these guys were awful. Then it occured to me that this show wasn't local, it was syndicated. Maybe this was the show O&A was making fun of 'cause they were really bad, the fake radio voices and the laughter and all that. My question is, do O&A mention who they are making fun of. Is it the "Bob and Tom Show".
I think it's the basic formula they're making fun of. There are several syndicated shows like those two guys. I've only heard them once or twice, but I've heard many more like them. If you want to hear the redneck version, try John Boy & Bill. Same thing, but they talk about NASCAR. I'm so glad I found Ron & Fez in 2003, and want everything I've heard before then erased from my memory.

[hedges]

Here Here

[Slumbag]

I was just listening to my local classic rock station on my way to work and they got these guys called the "Bob and Tom" show. My first thought was when O&A make fun of these types of shows, because these guys were awful. Then it occured to me that this show wasn't local, it was syndicated. Maybe this was the show O&A was making fun of 'cause they were really bad, the fake radio voices and the laughter and all that. My question is, do O&A mention who they are making fun of. Is it the "Bob and Tom Show".

Yeah. O and A have made fun of them specifically before. They're located in Indy, so they're fucking HUGE around here. A bunch of my dumbass friends love it.
They have terrible characters and laughter.
This is Donnie Baker, all he does is say "I SWEAR TO GOD".
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Ewwww.

[hedges]

eeccchhhh!!! And that isn't even the worst I've heard them. They are syndicate all over the country.

[tele7]

Yeah. O and A have made fun of them specifically before. They're located in Indy, so they're fucking HUGE around here. A bunch of my dumbass friends love it.
They have terrible characters and laughter.
This is Donnie Baker, all he does is say "I SWEAR TO GOD".
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Ewwww.

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[DolaMight]

did mojo delete the "mma thread" thread as well?

mojo sucks at life, specifically moderating.

Did anyone else get offput by Rashad Evans' constant playing with his nipples more than Liddell's KO. Why the circular nipple warmup?

I miss pride.

[DolaMight]

y'ever look at a play doh label and think of homer simpson?

http://www.thetoyreview.com/mediawiki-1.5.6/images/thumb/5/57/Play-doh-pot.jpg/250px-Play-doh-pot.jpg

[DolaMight]

did mojo delete the "mma thread" thread as well?

mojo sucks at life, specifically moderating.

Did anyone else get offput by Rashad Evans' constant playing with his nipples more than Liddell's KO. Why the circular nipple warmup?

I miss pride.

I just realized I bashed mojo fo no reaso. It turns out the rf.net search function is case sensitive. A "mma" search returns nomofo, but "MMA" returns mofo. I now redirect my tech rage toward justjon.

[Jughead]

Yeah. O and A have made fun of them specifically before. They're located in Indy, so they're fucking HUGE around here. A bunch of my dumbass friends love it.
They have terrible characters and laughter.
This is Donnie Baker, all he does is say "I SWEAR TO GOD".
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Ewwww.

My radio before XM....I hate to call them hacks because it was all I knew before 202...They just signed a deal with WGN TV out of Chicago they must be doing well......I guess so is American Idol???:furious:..Oh and we used there studio to do our cd and some of the members of there studio band...

[hunnerbun]

I take it I am not the only one who finds them looking eerily like O&A...:dry:

[tileslinger]

Yeah. O and A have made fun of them specifically before. They're located in Indy, so they're fucking HUGE around here. A bunch of my dumbass friends love it.
They have terrible characters and laughter.
This is Donnie Baker, all he does is say "I SWEAR TO GOD".
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Ewwww.

Do people from around the country feel like turn coats for leaving their "Home town" shows to listen to Ron and Fez?

Bob and Tom are not that bad except that they constantly laughing at their own jokes and it drives me nuts.

I'm from the Detoit area I grew up with Drew and Mike. They were great much better then O&A. Stren when he was on in the D couldn't touch them. Not hacks at all in fact Drew is talking about doing a show with Mr. Skin if he does look out.

But of course Ron and Fez are the best with out a doubt.

[RAAMONE]

would it be stupid to bench Peyton and start Aaron Rodgers in my fantasy league

[PapaBear]

What do you call the finger between the middle one and the pinky, if it's on your right hand? Isn't the ring finger only on the left?

[Slumbag]

My radio before XM....I hate to call them hacks because it was all I knew before 202...They just signed a deal with WGN TV out of Chicago they must be doing well......I guess so is American Idol???:furious:..Oh and we used there studio to do our cd and some of the members of there studio band...
I'm not sure. 202 is the first talk radio I ever listened to. Bob and Tom were always available to, as was Stern for a time. I just never found them entertaining.
would it be stupid to bench Peyton and start Aaron Rodgers in my fantasy league

The way Peyton's been playing, it's probably not such a bad idea.

How come people say Weekday, and Weeknight, but WeekMorning sounds so strange. Is there a different way to say Weekmorning that I don't know about??

[PapaBear]

Where is my arctic silver thermal compound?


Come on, people. I neeeeeed it!

Edit: I found it. I thought it was in my little tray of screws, but it was in the little plastic box of screws. Thanks for all the help.

[jauble]

How come people say Weekday, and Weeknight, but WeekMorning sounds so strange. Is there a different way to say Weekmorning that I don't know about??

Morning is such an awful time that adding "week" on to the word makes it almost an oxymoron. However adding the term "shitty" before it makes it seem normal.

[DolaMight]

Can you grow cocaine plants in North America, oh say as far north as Ottawa, Ontario, Canada?

[Hottub]

Put a few grow lamps in the igloo, and you are good to go.

[DolaMight]

Put a few grow lamps in the igloo, and you are good to go.

polar bear joke called, he's mad you didn't pick him.

[Hottub]

wait for it, eh...

[DolaMight]

wait for it, eh...

I don't know what you're talking aboot

EDIT: i'm filing a complaint with administration for your geographic sterotyping. I'm a human being just like you.

[jauble]

polar bear joke called, he's mad you didn't pick him.

Was actually a kodiak bear but then found dola's stash.

[DolaMight]

Was actually a kodiak bear but then found dola's stash.

I'll now add jauble to my report.

I'm asking a goddamn serious question here, I deserve respect.

[jauble]

I'll now add jauble to my report.

I'm asking a goddamn serious question here, I deserve respect.

Who are you gonna complain to...mikey? reilly? I feel safe

and it doesnt grow well at that latitude so stick to maple syrup.

[ChimneyFish]

I think the rule is you're not allowed to grow cocaine unless you violently terrorize the people of your country.

[Marc with a c]

i want mod quote powers. i don't want to be a mod, but i want that ability.

is there a way i can go about getting those powers?

[jauble]

i want mod quote powers. i don't want to be a mod, but i want that ability.

is there a way i can go about getting those powers?

I would make a cock sucking joke here but I dont want to get you all frothed up.

[Marc with a c]

for fuck sake hottub has mod quote powers. he wouldn't know funny if it got his wife pregnant.

[jauble]

for fuck sake hottub has mod quote powers. he wouldn't know funny if it got his wife pregnant.

You could say the same thing about Sarah Palin's husband.

[Marc with a c]

so could you

[jauble]

so could you

Im not understanding... peas explain

[Marc with a c]

Im not understanding... peas explain

no.

just re read your post and my post three times, it will come to you.

[jauble]

no.

just re read your post and my post three times, it will come to you.

I thought you were referencing my wife and not down's syndrome

[Marc with a c]

i twasn't referencing anything, i was just making a sixth grade joke.

[DolaMight]

I think the rule is you're not allowed to grow cocaine unless you violently terrorize the people of your country.

Thank you. I just needed to know where to start. I'm gonna grow a Escobar mustache and go from there. Maybe start small making my presence known by kicking neighborhood dogs.

Side question: Can't you grow cocaine in a hot house?

[DolaMight]

Did you just cut one?

[Ritalin]

Did you just cut one?

No, that was the dog.

[PapaBear]

I think I've asked this before. I'm asking again.

I normally get about 2-4 hits in my spam folder a day, at most. For the last week I've been getting 10-18. What's up with that?

[DolaMight]

I just voted in our prezidential election today and when leaving the tightly packed street by the polling booth I noticed something for the first time.

When you're trying to get in or out of a tight parallel parking spot and the car behind you has someone waiting with their lights on, it's impossible to gauge the distance your rear bumper is from their front. I backed up and looked and looked and I was about to tell them to turn them off but instead opted for the safe 30 point turn becase I figured they wouldn't understand...

The were waiting for me to leave to make a roomier spot for themselves... That's why the lights were on.

Has anyone ever had this trouble before?

[Chigworthy]

I just voted in our prezidential election today and when leaving the tightly packed street by the polling booth I noticed something for the first time.

When you're trying to get in or out of a tight parallel parking spot and the car behind you has someone waiting with their lights on, it's impossible to gauge the distance your rear bumper is from their front. I backed up and looked and looked and I was about to tell them to turn them off but instead opted for the safe 30 point turn becase I figured they wouldn't understand...

The were waiting for me to leave to make a roomier spot for themselves... That's why the lights were on.

Has anyone ever had this trouble before?

No.


But, if I was behind you, I couldn't turn my lights off as they are on an automatic light sensor.

[jennysmurf]

No.


But, if I was behind you, I couldn't turn my lights off as they are on an automatic light sensor.

Robots! Technology will be the end of us all!!

[midwestjeff]

Should I head downtown and do a little afternoon street playing?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Should I head downtown and do a little afternoon street playing?

yes , use a tattered hat, it gets more $$

I require 10 % of your earnings for that advice

[midwestjeff]

yes , use a tattered hat, it gets more $$

I require 10 % of your earnings for that advice

Well, that settles it, the best bet is to stay home.

Thanks Hippo.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Well, that settles it, the best bet is to stay home.

Thanks Hippo.



Why are all people named Jeff so lazy?

[cougarjake13]

Why are all people named Jeff so lazy?

its an inherited trait

[PapaBear]

There aren't too many people who would notice this, since I'm just about the only person who is on this late EVERY night. But people who become new members to rf.net in the hours between 2-4 AM EST, tend to have extremely nonsensical screen names. And it's very rare that they are ever heard from in a post, unless it's one of those occasional "spamming/bumping irrelevant thread" things that happen from time to time.

[PapaBear]

Why did I have to bring up the "spamming/bumping irrelevant threads" thing?



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feimotion339 :wallbash:

[Slumbag]

:lol:
I just noticed that, and started laughing my ass off.
It may be someone fucking with you.

[midwestjeff]

Go do laundry now or do it tonight at some weird late-night hour?

If I do it now, I don't get to watch the neighborhood hookers work.
If I don't do it now, I have to do it later.

[PapaBear]

Why did the 6 pack of socks I bought tonight, come in a resealable bag? Did they think I'd need to put them back in the bag to keep them fresh?

[led37zep]

Why did the 6 pack of socks I bought tonight, come in a resealable bag? Did they think I'd need to put them back in the bag to keep them fresh?

Dude i need some socks. Can you reseal the bag and send me what you don't use?

[PapaBear]

Dude i need some socks. Can you reseal the bag and send me what you don't use?
I would, but then I'd have to go out and buy some packing peanuts. Wouldn't want those socks to get damaged during shipping.

[PapaBear]

Retard vampire or ninja zombie?

[DolaMight]

fuck you headphone cords.

what the fuck are you doing in my pocket for the 5 minutes you were in there attached to my mp3 player? How did you get so god damn tangled? the way you get in so many knots makes no fucking sense. Every time it's the same thing, you're in there for a minute and I have to spend 2 more minutes untangling you just to listen to my mp3's.

What's your fucking problem?

Fuck you plastic bud wannabe real headphones motherfuckers with your sissy foam covers. Your mother got raped by a Made in Malaysia clock radio.

[TooLowBrow]

fuck you headphone cords.

what the fuck are you doing in my pocket for the 5 minutes you were in there attached to my mp3 player? How did you get so god damn tangled? the way get in so many knots makes no fucking sense. Every time it's the same thing, you're in there for a minute and I have to spend 2 more minutes untangling you just to listen to my mp3's.

What's your fucking problem?

Fuck you plastic bud wannabe real headphones motherfuckers with your sissy foam covers. Your mother got raped by a Made in Malaysia clock radio.

i wrote a similar post about telephone cords back in 1983

[disneyspy]

are you a pc
are you a ron or a fez

[biozombie]

are you a pc
are you a ron or a fez

I'm a Fez who aspires to be a Ron.


Rock or Disco?

[disneyspy]

I'm a Fez who aspires to be a Ron.


Rock or Disco?

discos dead,rock


if you could be anybody on the board,who would you be

[disneyspy]

you get one punch,if you could punch one recent guest on the show,who would it be?

[Slumbag]

you get one punch,if you could punch one recent guest on the show,who would it be?

What luck.
Stephen Baldwin was just on today. There you go.

[RAAMONE]

the phrase "drink like a fish"

do fish even really drink?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the phrase "drink like a fish"

do fish even really drink?


fish are in the water, so it is assumed that they chug sea water all day, hence the silly cliche that I used earlier

from idiomsite.com ( the smarter answer)


Drink like a fish
Meaning drink heavily, this idiom originated from the fact that fish live in water and are associated with water. Obviously, fishes don't drink.

[PapaBear]

I haven't had my Beatles albums in many years, but I was always sure the lyrics to "I Am the Walrus" were printed as "goo goo g'joob". However, every single time I hear anyone using that line on TV or radio, they always say "Coo coo, kachoo".

Who's right? Me, or them?

[JerseySean]

I haven't had my Beatles albums in many years, but I was always sure the lyrics to "I Am the Walrus" were printed as "goo goo g'joob". However, every single time I hear anyone using that line on TV or radio, they always say "Coo coo, kachoo".

Who's right? Me, or them?

You

[djproject]

Beer or liquor?

[Ritalin]

Beer or liquor?

Why not both?

I got the money.

[PapaBear]

Why does it seam like Chinese food delivery drivers get attacked more than any other kind of driver? I've noticed several cases in the DC area over the last few months of them getting killed, and here in my little town, one was beaten nearly to death by two kids (16 and 17) after they called in a fake order. Is it racism? The thought that they might be easy targets? What's up with that?

[Ritalin]

Why does it seam like Chinese food delivery drivers get attacked more than any other kind of driver? I've noticed several cases in the DC area over the last few months of them getting killed, and here in my little town, one was beaten nearly to death by two kids (16 and 17) after they called in a fake order. Is it racism? The thought that they might be easy targets? What's up with that?

...and it's a really stupid crime. How much does the typical chinese takeout meal cost? 7 bucks?

Maybe it's because - in general - chinese delivery guys are smaller physically.

[sailor]

...and it's a really stupid crime. How much does the typical chinese takeout meal cost? 7 bucks?

Maybe it's because - in general - chinese delivery guys are smaller physically.

also, they may think of them as foreigners who are unfamiliar with goings-on here and see them as gullible easy marks.

[IamFogHat]

Can you send a package in the mail so that it arrives on a specific date, i.e. someone's birthday?

[RAAMONE]

Can you send a package in the mail so that it arrives on a specific date, i.e. someone's birthday?

i dont know...but why not send the day before and overnight it?

might be pricy but i'm guessing if there is a system for a package to arrive on a certain date that would probably be expensive also

[NYHCmikeX]

Can you send a package in the mail so that it arrives on a specific date, i.e. someone's birthday?

If you use UPS and get it to them early, you should be able to set a delivery date. Might be more difficult for Xmas and shit, but I know they normally have that option.

[skyscraper]

Beer or liquor?

yes, please.

[PapaBear]

Whatever happened to that GI that threw the grenade into the tent of his fellow soldiers just before the start of the war in Iraq?

[PapaBear]

Here's a weird one, but I hope someone has the answer. Is there a city in California that has ski resorts that sounds like Arcadia, but isn't Arcadia?

[Pestz4Evah]

Here's a weird one, but I hope someone has the answer. Is there a city in California that has ski resorts that sounds like Arcadia, but isn't Arcadia?

There is a city called Arcata above Eureka, CA in Humboldt County. No ski resorts, though.

[WampusCrandle]

Retard vampire or ninja zombie?

how about a retarded ninja zompire?

[jennysmurf]

how about a retarded ninja zompire?

Well that would just be a big ol mess, silly.

[Slumbag]

Retard vampire or ninja zombie?

Can't believe I never answered this.
Retard Vampire all the way. If zombie folklore tells us anything, you gotta get em' in the head to kill them. You know how difficult a headshot on a ninja would be?
Retard vampire is going to be super strong, but it's retarded. You got a shot at staking the motherfucker.

[underdog]

As I picked up a handle of Captain Morgan this evening, the guy working at the liquor store offered to go find out the price of a case of it for me.

Does it mean I have a drinking problem if the person working at a liquor store thinks that me buying a case of rum would be a good idea?

[mikeyboy]

As I picked up a handle of Captain Morgan this evening, the guy working at the liquor store offered to go find out the price of a case of it for me.

Does it mean I have a drinking problem if the person working at a liquor store thinks that me buying a case of rum would be a good idea?

Should we answer that now or wait until the intervention?

[underdog]

Should we answer that now or wait until the intervention?

I like to pretend my wife helps me drink it.

[jennysmurf]

As I picked up a handle of Captain Morgan this evening, the guy working at the liquor store offered to go find out the price of a case of it for me.

Does it mean I have a drinking problem if the person working at a liquor store thinks that me buying a case of rum would be a good idea?

Word gets around. Maybe all the liquor stores have your picture behind the counter--MVDM (Most Valuable Drinky McDrinkerson). Don't make you a bad person....

[mikeyboy]

I have a friend who decided to take a cold hard look at his habits after he got a Christmas card from his local liquor store.

[PapaBear]

A few weeks ago, I picked up a bottle of my usual rum. The woman at the checkout said, "We sell a lot of this stuff." I said, "That's my fault." She sort of pulled the bottle back and gave me a worried look. Then I said, "because I recommend it to everyone I know." She slowly slid the bottle back to me and gave a "Oh. Heh heh."

[underdog]

I have a friend who decided to take a cold hard look at his habits after he got a Christmas card from his local liquor store.

I used to live above a liquor store and the guys working there told us to just call down and they'd bring the stuff up to us. It was at that point that I realized if I actually had them deliver booze upstairs, I'd have a problem. I never took them up on the offer.

[midwestjeff]

Why am I so drunk?

[Gia]

Why am I so drunk?

Cuz you were thirsty.

[weekapaugjz]

Why am I so drunk?

because you have no self control.

[EliSnow]

Does anyone know if the movie Wall-E is okay for a three year old girl to watch?

[Jughead]

Why am I so drunk?

Could be the Midwest part..But the Jeff does not help...:smile:

[citymedic27]

Does anyone know if the movie Wall-E is okay for a three year old girl to watch?

Ummm......i dont think so. As i have never seen the movie...some of the disney movies are pretty edgy these days....

[skyscraper]

Does anyone know if the movie Wall-E is okay for a three year old girl to watch?

It's not that it's not ok, it's that she won't get it. I took my 7-year old to see it, and that was at the lower threshold of understanding.
it's basically the story of noah's ark set 700 years from now. the world has become fucked up (evil industrial man has rendered earth uninhabitable) so a bunch of earthlings take off in a spaceship that is orbiting the earth and live there until the earth can heal itself. they leave one little robot (wall-e) to clean up the mess. occasionally, the orbiting spaceship sends probes back to earth to see if it is habitable yet (analagous to the dove that noah sent to find dry land). one of these probes meets wall-e and that becomes the love story.
oh, and everyone on the spaceship is so fat that they can't walk; everyone is shuttled around on moving chairs (obviously, the technology that saved man is also killing him slowly by making him lazy and fat, because technology is evil.)
as you can tell, I was not a fan of the movie, but my daughter wanted to see it, and since Peter Gabriel wrote the song that plays under the closing credits, I went.

[JustJon]

Does anyone know if the movie Wall-E is okay for a three year old girl to watch?

She won't get the themes, but it's safe. A couple scenes of robots being chased, and some mean robots, but nothing too visual.

[PapaBear]

Has anyone ever really had their balls handed to them on a platter?

[jennysmurf]

Has anyone ever really had their balls handed to them on a platter?

Ouch!

[RoseBlood]

Yum

[PapaBear]

Yum
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2685/images/2685_MEDIUM.jpg

[star queen]

<p>Ever think of a random question and think about posting it, but realize that it's not substantial enough to have its own thread?&nbsp; This is the place for you.&nbsp; Answer one of the random questions, or post some of your own.</p><p>If you were going to wager your soul with the devil, don't you think you would want to do it for more than a shiny fiddle made of gold?&nbsp; It is the devil, and most of the time he's going to win, so you ought to make it more worth your while&nbsp;when you&nbsp;bet.</p><p>If I found GVac's hat, would I be the hero of the board, or would people be pissed that I killed the bit?</p>

:furious:

If I was going to make a deal with the devil I would ask for three wishes the third of which would be additional wishes and then also I would ask that part of the deal to be that I would win out over the devil in the end and get to keep all of my stuff from the wishes and none of it would be cursed.



:furious:

[tileslinger]

Does anyone know if the movie Wall-E is okay for a three year old girl to watch?

My 4 y/o boy liked it. I didn't see it his Grandparents took him and I heard no objections

[DolaMight]

Who the fuck asked you?

[Friday]

Why am I so drunk?

why can't i drink red wine now without getting violently ill? :sad:

[PapaBear]

why can't i drink red wine now without getting violently ill? :sad:
That's weird, and worthy of a Dr. Steve question.

[Slumbag]

why can't i drink red wine now without getting violently ill? :sad:

This seems kinda helpful.
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2630.html

[PapaBear]

nevermind

[RoseBlood]

Why am I awake?

[weekapaugjz]

because there's a pig whispering in your ear when you try to sleep.

[Marc with a c]

why is earlshog editing my posts?

[PapaBear]

There's a guy who was a good friend of mine in high school and a few years after. I haven't seen him since the mid 90's. He is a Facebook friend now, but we haven't actually sent each other any messages. His father died a few days ago.

Is it appropriate to send him my condolences via a Facebook message?

[disneyspy]

i just typed in mikey for a tag and "mikeyboy and disney"popped up.where do i find that thread?i tried search and a shitload of threads popped up.is there a way to do a tag search?

[mikeyboy]

i just typed in mikey for a tag and "mikeyboy and disney"popped up.where do i find that thread?i tried search and a shitload of threads popped up.is there a way to do a tag search?

This is the thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72246)

If you click on search and choose "advanced search", you can do a search by tags.

[Friday]

tags (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/tags.php)

you can search by tag here. :)

[midwestjeff]

Who the fuck asked you?

[mikeyboy]

Who the fuck asked you?

Is it me, or is MidwestJeff much more angry since CHUCKWAGONCOOK indoctrinated him into his nudie posting club?

easy, chief

[WampusCrandle]

who is the best tickler?

[Friday]

who is the best tickler?

i have to give props where props are due... epo is a crafty motherfucker when it comes to this! :tongue:

[Slumbag]

who is the best tickler?
My uncle. :down:

[DolaMight]

I was reading orbitcast and they had an article about some Bubba the mop man guy. Which of the 2 photos is Bubba?

http://www.fightersofmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bubba-the-love-sponge-show1.jpg

http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/bubba_love_sponge.jpg

[GvacMobile]

How much should I tip the guy who cuts my hair? I've got a 5:30 appointment today and want to take care of him for Christmas.

He's also the owner, if that matters.

[drjoek]

How much should I tip the guy who cuts my hair? I've got a 5:30 appointment today and want to take care of him for Christmas.

He's also the owner, if that matters.



Monchichi hair requires a nice size tip. Hook her up.

[GvacMobile]

Monchichi hair requires a nice size tip. Hook her up.

It's a guy, but I think he has a secret, much like Fez.

[IMSlacker]

How much should I tip the guy who cuts my hair? I've got a 5:30 appointment today and want to take care of him for Christmas.

He's also the owner, if that matters.

I usually leave twice the normal tip for Christmas.

[west milly Tom]

All the women in my family cut hair. Go with a bottle of booze. Can't go wrong.

[Jughead]

It's a guy, but I think he has a secret, much like Fez.

Don't tip like fez...:bye:

[Gvac]

I was finished with work early so I drove by the hair salon and he took me right away. I didn't think it was possible, but with this haircut I'm even more devastatingly handsome than I was before.

Thanks for the input, gang. I wound up tipping him the cost of the haircut plus a little extra.

[Don Stugots]

I was finished with work early so I drove by the hair salon and he took me right away. I didn't think it was possible, but with this haircut I'm even more devastatingly handsome than I was before.

Thanks for the input, gang. I wound up tipping him the cost of the haircut plus a little extra.

5 bucks? nice.

[Bellyfullasnot]

Is now a bad time to ask Jay to send a car and some tickets for my wife and I?

[Slumbag]

My roomate and I were talking about Fight Club earlier today.

The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club, and so is the second rule.

They repeat it because it's so important, right? My roomate said he never understood why they said the same rule twice, and I always just figured it was so important they had to say it two times. I read the book before and it doesn't really elaborate on that.

[PapaBear]

My roomate and I were talking about Fight Club earlier today.

The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club, and so is the second rule.

They repeat it because it's so important, right? My roomate said he never understood why they said the same rule twice, and I always just figured it was so important they had to say it two times. I read the book before and it doesn't really elaborate on that.
Sorry. I can't really talk about it.

[Slumbag]

Sorry. I can't really talk about it.

I understand.

My roomate doesn't actually exist.

[TooLowBrow]

My roomate and I were talking about Fight Club earlier today.

The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club, and so is the second rule.

They repeat it because it's so important, right? My roomate said he never understood why they said the same rule twice, and I always just figured it was so important they had to say it two times. I read the book before and it doesn't really elaborate on that.

the second rule was an admonishment, because it had been broken(its meant to be broken). the punishment (because fight club is about forcing people to do things) is that if its your first night(and you broke rule 1) that you HAVE to fight.
so if you fight pitt/norton know that you will lie, break rules, keep a secret, and obey bizarre commands

[midwestjeff]

Which is better, Guitar Hero World Tour or Rock Band 2?

I am buying one or the other for my nephews for xmas but have no clue about them
since I've never played any type of gutiar hero game.

I iknow Rock Band has the drums and mic, but I think the GHWorld Tour said it also had drums and a mic, which is why I'm asking.
I need the whole set up so it can be justified as a "shared" gift.

[midwestjeff]

If no one answers my GH/Rock Band question, 3 young lads may have their Xmas ruined.

The random question now is; Do you want that on your conscience?

I certainly wouldn't.

[underdog]

If no one answers my GH/Rock Band question, 3 young lads may have their Xmas ruined.

The random question now is; Do you want that on your conscience?

I certainly wouldn't.

From the reviews, GH:WT is better than Rock Band 2. I own RB2 and love it, though.

You could be the greatest uncle ever and buy the whole GH:WT package (with the drums, guitar and mic) and then buy just the Rock Band 2 game. Then they can play both.

[Boogie in Va]

You can use the guitar, drums and mic for both games. My kids have had Guitar Hero for a while now. I bought them WT (game only, no drums or mic). Santa is bringing Rock Band to them (Wii). Now they can play WT and RB .

I should have said all of us cuz I enjoy playing it as much as they do. My advice........Grab one full set and then just the game for the other.

[midwestjeff]

From the reviews, GH:WT is better than Rock Band 2. I own RB2 and love it, though.

You could be the greatest uncle ever and buy the whole GH:WT package (with the drums, guitar and mic) and then buy just the Rock Band 2 game. Then they can play both.

You can use the guitar, drums and mic for both games. My kids have had Guitar Hero for a while now. I bought them WT (game only, no drums or mic). Santa is bringing Rock Band to them (Wii). Now they can play WT and RB .

I should have said all of us cuz I enjoy playing it as much as they do. My advice........Grab one full set and then just the game for the other.

Thank you and thank you.

I will do both, assuming I can do it for the money I am looking to spend.

[ToiletCrusher]

If no one answers my GH/Rock Band question, 3 young lads may have their Xmas ruined.

The random question now is; Do you want that on your conscience?

I certainly wouldn't.


Young lads eh? - just lure them into your van promising candy. Everything else is better than video games.















Did I just promote kidnapping and pedophilia?

[hedges]

This happens sometimes not all the time--when I sneeze, I sneeze three times in a row, then I feel fine, kind of a rush actually. And why does one say bless you when one sneezes, not when one coughs. I know this may sound funny, but ever since seeing that Kevin Smith film I say "bless you" when someone sneezes.

[PapaBear]

This happens sometimes not all the time--when I sneeze, I sneeze three times in a row, then I feel fine, kind of a rush actually. And why does one say bless you when one sneezes, not when one coughs. I know this may sound funny, but ever since seeing that Kevin Smith film I say "bless you" when someone sneezes.
I almost always sneeze in two's. As for the "bless you" thing, I know it's supposed to have to do with expelling demons or something like that. I've heard that your heart stops when you sneeze, but I doubt that the people who first said "bless you" knew that. In any case... With people I know, I always tell them to hold off on saying "bless you" until the second sneeze. It saves them from having to say it twice.

PS. When I cough, most people say "Damn! Smoke another one."

[hedges]

Your heart stops? Wow. That's new one to me. The thing is I know before I sneeze whether or not it will be three times in succession. The worst is when you have a mouthful of food and it happens.

[PapaBear]

This reminds me of another sneeze issue. What's more annoying? A sneeze you feel is about to happen, but won't... Or an orgasm that is about to happen, but fades away?:wallbash:

[hedges]

There can be only one answer to that PB. One you forget about and go on your day; the other opens a set of other quetions.:laugh:

[PapaBear]

There can be only one answer to that PB. One you forget about and go on your day; the other opens a set of other quetions.:laugh:
To be honest, though I'm more disappointed by a failed orgasm, I can never go on about my day with failed sneeze. An elusive sneeze will still tickle your nose. It sits there taunting you.

With a failed orgasm, you can take a break and watch porn or something. What are you supposed to do about an elusive sneeze? Snort pepper?

[hedges]

:lol:

[PapaBear]

Why can't I see the names in public polls?

[disneyspy]

Why can't I see the names in public polls?

cligk on the number

[PapaBear]

cligk on the number
Oh! It used to just show it. I guess this way is better.

[PapaBear]

Why the fuck can't people figure out that you're not supposed to shoot vertical videos? WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR STUPID SIDEWAYS VIDEOS!:wallbash:

[Slumbag]

Why the fuck can't people figure out that you're not supposed to shoot vertical videos? WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR STUPID SIDEWAYS VIDEOS!:wallbash:

Like what, Home Videos?

Who the fuck wants to watch them anyways?

[PapaBear]

Like what, Home Videos?

Who the fuck wants to watch them anyways?
I even saw one on Adult Swim just now. People are sending in videos to try out to be Carl on Aqua Teen, and a guy shot his like that.

[Furtherman]

What are the laws on water pipes, bongs, and pipes?

[lleeder]

What are the laws on water pipes, bongs, and pipes?

Are you asking who would win in voting situation? Like a last one standing?

[PapaBear]

What are the laws on water pipes, bongs, and pipes?
I'm sure if varies from state to state, but the laws can be weird. First off, they have to have a label that says "For tobacco use only". There were a couple of shops busted here a year or two ago. The justification for the bust was that they were selling both "water pipes" and t-shirts with pot related artwork. They were allowed to sell one or the other, but not both.

[Slumbag]

I'm sure if varies from state to state, but the laws can be weird. First off, they have to have a label that says "For tobacco use only". There were a couple of shops busted here a year or two ago. The justification for the bust was that they were selling both "water pipes" and t-shirts with pot related artwork. They were allowed to sell one or the other, but not both.

Yeah, the head shop I go to kicks you out if you say bong. Even on accident. It's all water pipe, or just pipe.

[hedges]

How do people get their sig pics to change randomly.

[PapaBear]

How do people get their sig pics to change randomly.
Try THIS (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66085&highlight=randomizer). I used to use cgispy, but switch to Justjon's.

[vjr97]

why are most women always constipated?:flush::wallbash:

[PapaBear]

How do people get their sig pics to change randomly.

Try THIS (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66085&highlight=randomizer). I used to use cgispy, but switch to Justjon's.
WOO HOO!!! You got it!:clap:

[hedges]

I made it a lot harder than it actually was. But I did get it. :thumbup:

[midwestjeff]

Can someone please come over and make some eggs and toast for me?

Nothing fancy, just fried or scrambled.
You can make yourself some too, but you can't eat with me.
I'll give you a paper plate to go.

[midwestjeff]

Why didn't anyone tell me that Mojo Nixon is a dj on Outlaw Country?

Fucking awesome.


Edit---Or is he? Maybe it was just a pre-recorded spot I heard.

[Gvac]

Why didn't anyone tell me that Mojo Nixon is a dj on Outlaw Country?

Fucking awesome.


Edit---Or is he? Maybe it was just a pre-recorded spot I heard.

According to Sirius' site (http://www.sirius.com/outlawcountry), he's on from 4PM - 8PM EST every weekday.

[midwestjeff]

According to Sirius' site (http://www.sirius.com/outlawcountry), he's on from 4PM - 8PM EST every weekday.

Ahh. Brilliant. I didn't even think to actually check the website. Thanks.

Now, since I am listening to the channel and realizing how much I hate most country music I have another question.

Why did I move to Nashville?

[Gvac]

Ahh. Brilliant. I didn't even think to actually check the website. Thanks.

Now, since I am listening to the channel and realizing how much I hate most country music I have another question.

Why did I move to Nashville?

You had a romanticized vision of what it would be like and thought it would energize your creativity.

[midwestjeff]

You had a romanticized vision of what it would be like and thought it would energize your creativity.

Damn.

You're good.

Or was that answer on the Sirius website too?

[Gvac]

HA! Sometimes I have moments of clarity and can actually make sense.

Sometimes.

[zildjian361]

HA! Sometimes I have moments of clarity and can actually make sense.

Sometimes.

Sometimes. is better than most:wink:

[hedges]

Recently I was at a diner and ordered grits. I hadn't had grits in a long time. They were pretty good. As I was getting up to leave, my waiter informed me his mom was from Georgia, and she told him never to eat grits that come out of a bag. I was like yeah whatever, left the place. But then I started to think about what he said. I mean if they don't come out of a bag then what the fuck do they come out of, a box. And why would that be better. Has anyone heard this before?

[StupidGirlllll]

Recently I was at a diner and ordered grits. I hadn't had grits in a long time. They were pretty good. As I was getting up to leave, my waiter informed me his mom was from Georgia, and she told him never to eat grits that come out of a bag. I was like yeah whatever, left the place. But then I started to think about what he said. I mean if they don't come out of a bag then what the fuck do they come out of, a box. And why would that be better. Has anyone heard this before?

So what was he trying to tell you? Next time you order grits ask the help excuse me are they from a bag or box before you order them? I like my grits with alot of butter & sugar...no cheese.

[hedges]

I think he was trying to tell me not to order grits from there again because they're from a bag. But what difference could it make if they're from a bag or a box. Maybe there's such thing as instant grits. Hell if I know. I like them with lots of butter. Yum.

[weekapaugjz]

how come any time i get my hopes up for a sporting event, i just end up getting shit on?

[cougarjake13]

I think he was trying to tell me not to order grits from there again because they're from a bag. But what difference could it make if they're from a bag or a box. Maybe there's such thing as instant grits. Hell if I know. I like them with lots of butter. Yum.

they do have instant grits


i personally dont like any form of grits

[hedges]

they do have instant grits

That could be what my waiter was vaguely getting at. That I was served instant grits.

[PapaBear]

How long can you let a REALLY intense back itch go unscratched just for the heck of it?

I just made it 2 minutes.

[hedges]

Does Rolaids or Tums ever work as good for you as Alka-Seltzer. And is Alka-Seltzer as good or better than Pepto-Bismol. I have a stomach ache.

[disneyspy]

i heard rod stewart used to get tummy aches from too much cum

[cougarjake13]

Does Rolaids or Tums ever work as good for you as Alka-Seltzer. And is Alka-Seltzer as good or better than Pepto-Bismol. I have a stomach ache.

tums usually only works for me when i have acid reflux