Random Questions

[citymedic27]

Why is the aides virus not transferred via misquitos?

A couple of reasons, they wouldnt carry enough of the HIV1 (the virus that causes AIDS) for transmission. I asked a physician about this once. He told me that in order to contract HIV/AIDS from a source like that the misquito would have to the size of a coke can, filled with HIV-1 infected blood and stick you in a centeral artery (femoral, or aortic) atery, and inject that blood into you.

2. they dont pass blood from person to person, they take.

3. They digest the blood killing the HIV virus? Ever think why dont medical providers contract HIV? HIV has a very specific environment that it lives in, it doesnt last outside the host organism much more than 10 mins, dies immediately on contact with bleech, ect, IV drug users that share needles have repeated exposures with the same needle, carrying the virus, thats why they are more incidents of exposure and infection. An infection like hepatitis is much different, because its resistant to conventional cleaning solutions, and can last on equipment, and surfaces up to 30 days

hope that makes sense

[citymedic27]

I just hired a 22 year old au pair from Poland to come live with us and yes - she's cute.  Why is everyone I know and my all my wife's co-workers asking if I'm going to end up fucking her and leaving my wife?

is that the master plan in the first place?

[citymedic27]

I got totally shitfaced off of not a lot of rum. Did I get so drunk because I lined my ice cooler with a clean kitchen garbage bag?

im going with no on that one. What did you have to eat yesterday? that is the real question. if you ate alot of carbs like bread or you didnt eat much at all, it effects the rate of absorbtion into your digestive system and finally your bloodstream. Think of a sponge; a lot of my friends in college would eat alot of sandwiches before drinking, so it would slow the rate or absorption, and vise versa, if you dont eat much at all, the rate of absorption is much fast, therefore getting drunker with less ETOH

[citymedic27]

Why do certain surgeries take so long?

Why might a certain organ transplant take 9 hours or a face transplant take 18 hours? I know the surgeon cannot be slicing, dicing, and reattaching the whole time (sorry for the technical terms). Specifically, what is it about some surgeries that make them last for double digit hours?

im not a surgeonn, but here is my thought on this one. Some surgeries that are complex, like a transplant take longer because of the procedures involved. Lets take a heart transplant for instance. The recipients heart must be stopped and removed which is no small task, but blood has to circulate through the body right?...the patient is placed on a heart lung bypass device, and I believe the core temp of the patient is brought down, its called medically induced hypothermia. Which also takes time. Then all the major vessals must be trimmed to the proper size, and stiched, and then all the minor ones too. Dont forget about the start of the operation either, a patient must be properly sedated, and under anathesia, the incision, chest cracking ect...takes a while. Unlike, a removal of a gall bladder in and out 1 1/2 hr. because it can be done less invasively.

[Yeti.]

my turn: why do fish float when they die?

Bacteria living in the fish starts to consume the tissues and the resulting gas makes the fish float.

or

Them dead fish is magic!

[citymedic27]

Bacteria living in the fish starts to consume the tissues and the resulting gas makes the fish float.

or

Them dead fish is magic!

i was leaning more towards magic.

[PapaBear]

Why are Yellow trucks orange?
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[Crispy123]

Why are Yellow trucks orange?
http://www.uschamber.com/NR/rdonlyres/esu3hskdrs7gcdycmnii6h335pa3vtdkfalwcibivgtc7ui5vg whlsihpbkyzawmpnt2r3wvy34hnjqcsq3ikcazbua/yellow_driver.jpg

Why aren't the drivers Asian?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1204/578758400_5ffdf5a112.jpg

[JPMNICK]

i was leaning more towards magic.

i 2nd magic

[Fezticle98]

Why aren't the drivers Asian?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1204/578758400_5ffdf5a112.jpg

Because we all know that they are terrible drivers.

[Don Stugots]

what to BBQ this weekend?

[Fezticle98]

what to BBQ this weekend?

ribs

[led37zep]

what to BBQ this weekend?

Stu, depending on where you live and the temp outside it might be a good idea to break out some Salmon. Maybe BBQ'd on a ceder plank to give it that extra flavor.

[citymedic27]

what to BBQ this weekend?

steak. you can never go wrong with that. It prob depends on what you are doing this weekend. A large gathering of people can be accomadated easier with ribs, and steak tips because they come packaged in bulk. Or if its just a dinner for two, i wouldnt recommend the ribs, i would go with fish, or chicken, less work involved, because you would have to have the ability to prepare other aspects of the meal as well, as pay attention to the BBQ.

[citymedic27]

Why are Yellow trucks orange?
http://www.uschamber.com/NR/rdonlyres/esu3hskdrs7gcdycmnii6h335pa3vtdkfalwcibivgtc7ui5vg whlsihpbkyzawmpnt2r3wvy34hnjqcsq3ikcazbua/yellow_driver.jpg

your answer.

"Yellow commissioned DuPont to determine what color was most visible from the greatest distance for the fleet. After careful research, DuPont presented a color, dubbed "Swamp Holly Orange." And so the company named Yellow had an official color—orange—the safest color on the road.

The American Trucking Assn. has recognized Yellow's Safety Program with its prestigious President's Trophy, the motor carrier industry's highest award for highway safety and accident prevention."

[led37zep]

New question:

how much ass do city medics get?

[PapaBear]

your answer.

"Yellow commissioned DuPont to determine what color was most visible from the greatest distance for the fleet. After careful research, DuPont presented a color, dubbed "Swamp Holly Orange." And so the company named Yellow had an official color—orange—the safest color on the road.

The American Trucking Assn. has recognized Yellow's Safety Program with its prestigious President's Trophy, the motor carrier industry's highest award for highway safety and accident prevention."
Then why isn't the company called "Swamp Holly Orange"?

[Chigworthy]

And who the hell is Holly Orange? Is she from the swamp? Do they call her old Swamp Holly?

[citymedic27]

New question:

how much ass do city medics get?

not enough, but I think it depends on the city, bigger cities like Boston, NYC, Miami, Chicago i think the medics have better luck.

I put this question to the test one nite while I was out with some co-workers one evening. there was three of us. One would pose a fireman, a paramedic, and then just a non-public safety person as our control. The fireman will always win out, b/c people equate there job, with americas hero's and all the stuff. I got the "your an ambulance driver" well itsnt that nice, your parents are prob very happy.

[AJDELAWARE]

Even though they are doing a dual best of this morning, will there still be a R&F Best of?

[Hottub]

Yes.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Would the Dinosaurs Kill Us, if they were not extinct?

Or could we Co-Exist?

:king:

[AJDELAWARE]

Would the Dinosaurs Kill Us, if they were not extinct?

Or could we Co-Exist?

:king:

That depends, would we have our current technology and would the dinosaurs have evolved at all (which I think would have to be a yes since its been 2 million years).

[citymedic27]

Would the Dinosaurs Kill Us, if they were not extinct?

Or could we Co-Exist?

:king:

i think the better way to analyze this question, isnt to think to co-exist, but more co-habitate. If mankind and dino's evolved together, from the jurassic era, through modern times it would be a common thing to see them around, and we would be co-habitating, because Im fairly confident that a human could figure out a way to use the dino to domesticate a dino, much like a dog. Dogs were wild animals once. Now we co-habitate with them.

[JPMNICK]

Would the Dinosaurs Kill Us, if they were not extinct?

Or could we Co-Exist?

:king:

they would destroy us

[AJDELAWARE]

Actually, im sure we would have hunted them to extinction..or vice versa.

[citymedic27]

Actually, im sure we would have hunted them to extinction..or vice versa.

if mankind could use the dino, to our advantage, for constructing buildings, digging canals, and protecting property. We would have kept them around.

[citymedic27]

where did the name hot dog come from? I have a dog and he hates being hot.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Actually, im sure we would have hunted them to extinction..or vice versa.


I would have really enjoyed Dino Burgers

Now Im Starving

:king:

[AJDELAWARE]

if mankind could use the dino, to our advantage, for constructing buildings, digging canals, and protecting property. We would have kept them around.

So what you are saying is that dinosaurs would have prevented the need of an industrial revolution and inventions of steam shovels, cranes, and other assorted tools?

[citymedic27]

So what you are saying is that dinosaurs would have prevented the need of an industrial revolution and inventions of steam shovels, cranes, and other assorted tools?

no..no..no..not prevented, but I think could have been used to help mankind, rather than destory it. the size and mass and strengh could have been a great assest to mankind.

[MadMatt]

Would the Dinosaurs Kill Us, if they were not extinct?

Or could we Co-Exist?

:king:

If humanity existed at all, we would most certainly be a subjugated species. The earliest human-like creatures (Homo Habilis) existed 2.5 Million Years ago, meaning we have essentially gone from "animal" to our current "glorious state" in 2.5 million years.

The dinosaurs died 65 million years ago. If the massive cataclysm that wiped out the dinosaurs had never happened, they would have had 65 million additional years of evolution. If humans could go from nothing to an intelligent, "god-like" species in only 2.5 million years, think about how much the dinosaurs could have developed.

Mathematically, there must be at least one species of dinosaur that could develop intelligence and a "modern human level" of evolution in that amount of time. As such, there probably wouldn't be "room" for humans to fully develop, but if we did, we would be so far behind the development of the dino-beings that humans would probably be subservient or ignored.

That's my opinion anyway.

[DolaMight]

Would the Dinosaurs Kill Us, if they were not extinct?

Or could we Co-Exist?

:king:

You can't put today's humans in the realm of Dino's, we'd own them no matter how big they were. And no evolved dino's either, that unfathomable. It's a good question but we gotta stake 3000B.C. humans vs pre-extinction dino's. In that scenario I see a violent coexistance, but we would survive. Spiked housing on mountain-tops. Too steep for t-rex types, too spikey for teradacdyl types. Whole generations of people could survive for decades alone on the carcass of a brontosaurus. Build a nice outlet shopping plaza outa their rib cage.

[PapaBear]

One of my monitors (the crt) did something weird. Last night, it flicked on and off once for a split second. It just did it again. Otherwise it's fine. Is it dying on me? I hope not. I found it outside about two years ago, but it's really nice. It's a Trinitron Multiscan G400 flat screen. It works great when I'm editing photos, and it allows me to use two separate computers just by flipping a switch.

[JPMNICK]

One of my monitors (the crt) did something weird. Last night, it flicked on and off once for a split second. It just did it again. Otherwise it's fine. Is it dying on me? I hope not. I found it outside about two years ago, but it's really nice. It's a Trinitron Multiscan G400 flat screen. It works great when I'm editing photos, and it allows me to use two separate computers just by flipping a switch.

it is dying. slowly, rotting from the inside out

[JPMNICK]

did britney look hot at the VMA's tonight?

[PapaBear]

it is dying. slowly, rotting from the inside out
Hold me.

[JPMNICK]

Hold me.

well maybe now you can go out and find a LCD being thrown out. or check craigslist, but try not to get distracted by the adult section

[Fezticle98]

where did the name hot dog come from? I have a dog and he hates being hot.

They were originally called hot dachshunds due to their dachshund-like shape and their being served hot. Eventually it just got shortened to hot dog. I think it was a newspaper columnist that did it.

[PapaBear]

In THIS BURGER KING COMMERCIAL (http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsqcrW71MvM), why is "Daddy's Little Girl" all human when his son is a hamburger like Dad is?

[Fezticle98]

In THIS BURGER KING COMMERCIAL (http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsqcrW71MvM), why is "Daddy's Little Girl" all human when his son is a hamburger like Dad is?

Great question. I was wondering the same thing. The BK-sandwich disorder must be passed down via the Y chromosome and only effect males.

It's amazing that the Dad and kid burger-humans have a neighbor kid that is a spicy chicken-human. With a disorder that severe, you would think the odds of survival would be slim.

You think he calls her a dirty chicken-lover?

[Yeti.]

If that chicken sandwich kid got daddys little girl pregnant would she have nuggets?

[PapaBear]

In a residential neighborhood, where there is no line down the middle of the road, but plenty of room between parked cars for two cars to pass...

WHY DO PEOPLE DRIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?!?!?!?!?!?

[IamPixie]

If that chicken sandwich kid got daddys little girl pregnant would she have nuggets?

cute.

[PapaBear]

My dog just ate my son's school library book (fuck... I hope they don't charge me full price for a hardback).

If Buddy ever does this to my son's homework, what should he tell his teacher?

[RoseBlood]

My dog just ate my son's school library book...

That's going to be quite a Binding problem for Buddy.

To bad Funkman's not here. I'm sure he would've had a funnier delivery.

[PapaBear]

That's going to be quite a Binding problem for Buddy.

To bad Funkman's not here. I'm sure he would've had a funnier delivery.
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the idea of what book he destroyed... Fahrenheit 451.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/bookfoodforbuddy.jpg

[Fezticle98]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the idea of what book he destroyed... Fahrenheit 451.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/bookfoodforbuddy.jpg

A smarter dog would've burned it. I mean, it pretty much has directions right on the cover.

[PapaBear]

A smarter dog would've burned it. I mean, it pretty much has directions right on the cover.
He's smart, but he'd probably eat the matches.

[marky2bucks]

If you had the option of having either 1 testicle or 3 testicles, what would you opt for? And you can't say 3 and remove one, because that's cheating.

I think 3 would get too cluttered down there, 1 nut would be a little more comfortable when running.

[TeeBone]

Who do you think has the smelliest helmet in the NFL?

Look at the Saint's secondary and take your pick.

[PapaBear]

Should I use up all my "My Coke Rewards" on buying a stupid hat, or entering a drawing for a really nice digital camera? I'll never win the contest, but I'm kinda getting tired of wearing hats.

camera.
OK... The sweepstakes ends on Sunday. I have over 250 entries. Damn... I drink too much Diet Coke! BTW... I did give up on the hats. My hair is too good to cover up.

Now, for the random question. If I win the camera, how should I use it to thank Stugots?

[hedges]

Hell, I'm guilty of posting threads that weren't substantial enough, had no right to be posted. I'll admit it. It seems like the food threads either take off, or go nowhere. The cheesesteak thread from awhile ago was cool, cause there was a lot of input, especially from the east coast. I've stopped myself from posting random threads, though. Some have slipped through.

[PapaBear]

Hell, I'm guilty of posting threads that weren't substantial enough, had no right to be posted. I'll admit it. It seems like the food threads either take off, or go nowhere. The cheesesteak thread from awhile ago was cool, cause there was a lot of input, especially from the east coast. I've stopped myself from posting random threads, though. Some have slipped through.
And?

[tele7]

Hell, I'm guilty of posting threads that weren't substantial enough, had no right to be posted. I'll admit it. It seems like the food threads either take off, or go nowhere. The cheesesteak thread from awhile ago was cool, cause there was a lot of input, especially from the east coast. I've stopped myself from posting random threads, though. Some have slipped through.

Isn't it ironic. Not only can't I start a new thread, just replying to one has become a problem. (first reply deleted)

[Poochie]

OK... The sweepstakes ends on Sunday. I have over 250 entries. Damn... I drink too much Diet Coke! BTW... I did give up on the hats. My hair is too good to cover up.

Now, for the random question. If I win the camera, how should I use it to thank Stugots?

So you win the camera...send it to me..I take some boobie shots..win/win for you and Stugots!

[PapaBear]

So you win the camera...send it to me..I take some boobie shots..win/win for you and Stugots!
I'm not sending you a camera of that level for boob shots, darlin'. A disposable camera would make your boobs look great. If you want to benefit from the possibilities, of that fabulous camera (that I will probably never win), then you will have to make a trip to the Metro/DC area!

Random question...

Why do dogs have that seemingly useless toe?

[reillyluck]

I'm not sending you a camera of that level for boob shots, darlin'. A disposable camera would make your boobs look great. If you want to benefit from the possibilities, of that fabulous camera (that I will probably never win), then you will have to make a trip to the Metro/DC area!

Random question...

Why do dogs have that seemingly useless toe?

i dunno. is our pinkie toe really useful anyway? i mean its adorable, but whats its purpose?

[PapaBear]

Why do dogs have that seemingly useless toe?

i dunno. is our pinkie toe really useful anyway? i mean its adorable, but whats its purpose?
Random question...

Did Reilly just say she's a man?

OK... I read into things too much, at times.

[DolaMight]

Random Question...

When you're eating a bag of chips in pubic, do you turn the bag upside-down to get every last chip fragment? If so do you feel less than civilized?

[DolaMight]

Random Question...

Picking your nose, everyone's done it at any age when no one's looking.

Now have you ever done the pick and flick, the flick goes awry, and you didn't see where it went? You look, you feel around, check your shirt, your hair, everywhere else you can't see without a mirror, and it's just gone. Then someone has to talk to you and you're perrynoid? Like how someone wouldn't tell you that you got toothpaste around your mouth, your pantleg tucked into your sock etc.. You're sure it's gone but what if?

[DolaMight]

Random Questions...

Walmart, do you agree you see some people there you will never see anywhere else in public?

Ugly people, fat people, just really ugly people. People so ugly they may as well be horrendously fat. You see them waiting near the exit on Saturday's like seemingly as if it's the only day they can get a ride, probably from an employed relative with weekend's off and a rusty 94 aerostar. And midgets, I saw 2 today, I never see midges yet I saw two independent of each other.

Is walmart the only public outlet for these people? I really just don't see such ugly people and dwarves elsewhere.

[hedges]

And?

What is the best way to cook a steak in a pan?

Have you ever hit a large animal while driving?

Brown or white gravy?

Is beer colder in a can or a bottle?

[PapaBear]

What is the best way to cook a steak in a pan?

Have you ever hit a large animal while driving?

Brown or white gravy?

Is beer colder in a can or a bottle?

I cook steaks on a Lodge stove top iron grill.

I've hit one deer while driving, and another deer hit my car, while driving.

Not sure about the gravy question. I just know that it's weird when Italian Americans call "sauce" "gravy".

Beer is easier to make cold, when it's in a can, but it stays cold longer when it's in a bottle.


Question...

Ever play pool with Michael Hedges?
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[hedges]

Great clip! He was one of the greats who had to die tragically.

[Axem Red]

Have you ever hit a large animal while driving?

If you count large dogs, then yes. I nailed the hell out of gigantic farm dog that came out of nowhere on a dark road. I had to pull over to a gas station and squeegie blood off my headlights and pick fur out of my hood.

[hedges]

If you count large dogs, then yes. I nailed the hell out of gigantic farm dog that came out of nowhere on a dark road. I had to pull over to a gas station and squeegie blood off my headlights and pick fur out of my hood.

The reason why this question came to me, is every night after work, usually around midnight, I have to drive a twenty-mile stretch of road that is full of elk. Certain parts of the
year they are everywhere. I have gone off-roading and spun my car around to avoid these animals. One kicked out my headlight, but I have never actually hit an elk. It wouldn't be pretty.

[Chip Vaughn]

If you count large dogs, then yes. I nailed the hell out of gigantic farm dog that came out of nowhere on a dark road. I had to pull over to a gas station and squeegie blood off my headlights and pick fur out of my hood.

This made me laugh so hard...
Was it a deer??

:smile:

[buzzard]

I had this black cat named Buckwheat and he actually opened the side vent in my Bronco & jumped to his death at 70MPH he splattered all over the front grille of the truck behind me...all 9 lives gone at once,he literally shot his shit to the sky.

[DolaMight]

Is it appropriate for white people to use the term wigger amongst black people? They're not talking about black people but...

[buzzard]

Is it appropriate for white people to use the term wigger amongst black people? They're not talking about black people but...

unless you want to have to attend a funeral for the "W" word,I guess not.

[hedges]

Take Bruce Lee in his prime and put him in one of today's UFC matches. What would happen? Jeet Kune Do vs. Mixed Martial Arts
or substitute Lee with Ed Parker or Chuck Norris in there heyday, how would they do?

[Yeti.]

What is the best way to cook a steak in a pan?

Have you ever hit a large animal while driving?

Brown or white gravy?

Is beer colder in a can or a bottle?

Olive oil and crushed garlic in a cast iron pan. Heat until things looks like they could go terribly wrong. Sear steak both sides.

No but saw a moose get hit on interstate 91 by a celica doing 65. Moose walked, car stayed.

Brown.

Beer would be the same temp in both containers. It will cool faster in cans. It will stay colder longer in bottles.

[Axem Red]

This made me laugh so hard...
Was it a deer??

:smile:

It was a massive dog. The great part is at the last second I notice it just giving me this awkward stare right before it eats my bumper. Then I fear that I may have barely missed someone walking it along the road or something. It almost gave me a heart attack.

[hedges]

Beer is easier to make cold, when it's in a can, but it stays cold longer when it's in a bottle.

I thought this was the most ridiculous question that probably wouldn't go anywhere, but the answer makes perfect sense now that I think about it.

[hedges]

Olive oil and crushed garlic in a cast iron pan. Heat until things looks like they could go terribly wrong. Sear steak both sides.

Ah yes, sear that bad-boy on high-heat for a couple of of minutes on each side, and if one wants, keep it in the pan and put it in the oven for the remainder...but the pan-fry works just fine. Gotta start with the olive oil.

I only put white gravy on biscuits and chicken fried steak.

[clockworkjoey]

What is the best way to cook a steak in a pan?

Have you ever hit a large animal while driving?

Brown or white gravy?

Is beer colder in a can or a bottle?

1) cast iron pan over med-high heat.
theb blot meat with paper towel (moisture creats steam)
once you place the meat in the pan don't move it until the bottem is well browned

2) i hit a bear once in the poconos

3) brown

4) i think bottles stay cooler longer

[sr71blackbird]

Are people native to India white or black or are they asian?
They look like black skinned white people...

[Yeti.]

Brown.

My question.

Why do Philadelphia teams always choke?

[boobieman]

I think Philly teams lose because I am a Eagle fan and I can never fuckin win.....

If a bar of soap falls into shit, is the soap dirty or is the shit clean??

SEE YAYA!!

[TeeBone]

is it a tell-tale sign that a women is fucking crazy and has a few issues if she has a dream-catcher hanging from here rearview mirror?

[Ritalin]

Yes, I think that dream catcher equals crazy.

Women who wear scarves all the time are crazy, too.

[TeeBone]

I have another question.
Excluding hitting into the water or woods, how long should a golf ball last?
By that I mean, how long before the ball losses the same properties it had when you took it out of the box?

[Chigworthy]

I have another question.
Excluding hitting into the water or woods, how long should a golf ball last?


Long enough to throw it in the trash where it belongs.

[TeeBone]

Long enough to throw it in the trash where it belongs.

You don't get outside much do you?
I'm not just talking about playing golf because I rarely play myself, but you really don't get outside much, do you?

[Chigworthy]

Something tells me you don't get "inside" much, if you know what I mean.

[DolaMight]

I floated the word "Oriental" today to see if anyone would be offended and I got a bite.

I know it's officially derogatory, but why is it offensive compared to the term Asian? Once the area was known as the orient and now it's regarded as asia. The only argument I can see is that it's outdated. Not outdated like referring to a brother as "colored" but more outdated like geographically.

Answer my question.

[PapaBear]

I don't have the answer, but will expand on it. Why is it still OK to say "Oriental carpet"?

[tele7]

I don't have the answer, but will expand on it. Why is it still OK to say "Oriental carpet"?

I think the term Oriental refers to objects. I only know that because my girlfriend is oriental.

[PapaBear]

I think the term Oriental refers to objects. I only know that because my girlfriend is oriental.
And before any women get mad at Tele for insinuating his g/f is an object, he means that she's the object of his affection. Right?:innocent:

[tele7]

And before any women get mad at Tele for insinuating his g/f is an object, he means that she's the object of his affection. Right?:innocent:

you stole my comeback:furious:

[DolaMight]

I think the term Oriental refers to objects. I only know that because my girlfriend is oriental.

Before my first post I googled "oriental derogatory" and I read the object argument. The topic began with "Oriental: Rugs or People?" which is the response I got after I threw it out there. As best I could gather the object argument is loosely based on the fact carpet is an object and there's a well known object known as an Oriental Carpet. Therefore to call a people oriental would to be to call them carpet. Makes perfect sense.

Therefore I conclude "Oriental" is not racist but merely outdated and offensive no more than referring to (it)talians as (I)talians.

[Chigworthy]

They've got no room to complain. (http://www.racewire.org/archives/2007/04/niggerbrown_couch_packaged_and.html)

[DolaMight]

On the FOX NFL pregame show, last year they replaced James Brown with basically a fat black guy acting like James Brown. On a corporate level was this decision Racist or Fattist?

[lleeder]

On the FOX NFL pregame show, last year they replaced James Brown with a basically a fat black guy acting like James Brown. On a corporate level was this decision Racist or Fattist?

I call it Back To The Future 2ist.

[DolaMight]

When you buy something and you look on the side and see the marking "Patent Pending", what does the pending mean, why not say just "Patented"? If someone sells a product commercially the patent must be registered and approved, why say that your waiting for the patent to be approved with "Pending"?

[Yeti.]

When you buy something and you look on the side and see the marking "Patent Pending", what does the pending mean, why not say just "Patented"? If someone sells a product commercially the patent must be registered and approved, why say that your waiting for the patent to be approved with "Pending"?

They are used by a manufacturer or seller of an article to inform the public that an application for patent on that article is on file in the United States Patent and Trademark Office. The term is used mostly by orientals.

[TeeBone]

Does anyone find it annoying when you are in line to pay for gas/smokes...whatever and the clerk rings up the items for the person in front of you and the total is $19.67 (or some other denomination of money that could be read as a year) that then promptly calls for the response, "Ahhhhh, that was a great year."

Next to me pointing it out here, it is the most unfunny response to a typical situation and it drives me crazy........."What the effe?"

[Marc with a c]

i need a ruling.

if i call doorknob and initiate the punching, then punchee the passes gas again and calls safety does that negate the original doorknob?

[TeeBone]

no

[Yeti.]

Black Blond Brunette or Redhead?

[ToLEEdo]

brunette

[ChrisTheCop]

Why do people feel the need to say "I'm telling you..." before they go ahead and tell you something?

[DolaMight]

Why do people feel the need to say "I'm telling you..." before they go ahead and tell you something?

They are social invalids. I hate "Can I ask you a question" people more though. It's an impossible thing to ask because you're asking 2 questions already, and the buildup makes you think the question is important and it never is.

[Crispy123]

They are social invalids. I hate "Can I ask you a question" people more though. It's an impossible thing to ask because you're asking 2 questions already, and the buildup makes you think the question is important and it never is.

Im telling you thats annoying. Now let me ask you something, do you feel superior to Americans because your sitting on top of our country???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Do you Get more fried rice in a Pint or in a Lunch Special?

:king:

[patsopinion]

do you sleep with ur chick when shes sick?
i find that truly fucking disgusting

[EliSnow]

If I was to purchase one Joy Division album to introduce me to the band's music, what would it be?

[cougarjake13]

you know how sometimes when you have dreams the people in the dream look so familar and you interact with them like you know them for a long time, etc.

then you wake up and start to think abut the dream and the faces of those people don't resemble anyone you know or have ever known


now my question is

are those faces created by our minds and resemble no one on earth or are they maybe random faces you've seen throughout the day and didnt pay much attention to but your subconscious kept the image of them and uses it later in dreams ??

[jauble]

you know how sometimes when you have dreams the people in the dream look so familar and you interact with them like you know them for a long time, etc.

then you wake up and start to think abut the dream and the faces of those people don't resemble anyone you know or have ever known


now my question is

are those faces created by our minds and resemble no one on earth or are they maybe random faces you've seen throughout the day and didnt pay much attention to but your subconscious kept the image of them and uses it later in dreams ??

I would think these are random faces you have seen. Not even in the last day but throughout your life. Plus there is always television which can add a ton of extra faces depending on what you watch.

[BoondockSaint]

I would think these are random faces you have seen. Not even in the last day but throughout your life. Plus there is always television which can add a ton of extra faces depending on what you watch.

Yeah, he's dreaming about extras from gay porn.

[S0S]

Why aren't there male/female ratios mentioned for the crummy jobs unlike in the top paying jobs?

[Judge Smails]

I'm watching Episode IV on HBO right now and I'm struck by what a pussy Vader is around Tarkin. It seems like Tarkin is giving all the orders. He's the one interogating Leia and giving the order to destroy Alderon. I know that Lucas is a douche but even at that point couldn't he realize what a great character he had and make him the total villain? He's supposed to be a Sith and the Emperor's right hand guy, right?

Also, I just happened to have finished watching Episode V on one of the other HBOs and it's like night and day with Vader. He's a real ball-buster and killing Admirals right and left. Anyone know how much time is supposed to have passed between IV and V? It can't be that long because Luke hasn't done anything in regards to advancing his Jedi training yet.

[underdog]

Why does static electricity build up so much during the cold months?

My cat turns into a zapper starting in November, but she's an indoor cat, so she feels no effect of the weather, other than the heat being turned on.

Is it the heater drying out the air?

[PapaBear]

The air is dry inside and outside in the winter. My hands practically bleed in the winter from being so dry. When I take off my fleece jacket, it shocks my entire torso and arms.

[WampusCrandle]

what is the process that someone goes through to become an intern on the Ron and Fez show? i mean, how extensive, just everything, i guess

[PapaBear]

what is the process that someone goes through to become an intern on the Ron and Fez show? i mean, how extensive, just everything, i guess
I think the main requirement is that you be taking a college course that will give you credit for the internship.

[WampusCrandle]

I think the main requirement is that you be taking a college course that will give you credit for the internship.

oh wow, really, because i was thinking about doing it. i am not a junior in college yet, but i think i am gonna try to do it.

thanks PapaBear!

[torker]

Do you Get more fried rice in a Pint or in a Lunch Special?

:king:
It's the same amount.

[WampusCrandle]

why do latinas think that those forehead hair horn/ loop things are sexy?

http://rumorsayz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/JLo_1.jpg

[mikeyboy]

oh wow, really, because i was thinking about doing it. i am not a junior in college yet, but i think i am gonna try to do it.

thanks PapaBear!

Keep an eye on the board. I post the info for submitting a resume every time the show is looking for interns.

[WampusCrandle]

Keep an eye on the board. I post the info for submitting a resume every time the show is looking for interns.

hey, thanks mikeyboy! i do know i am not eligible for a while, but i def. will keep an eye out when you post that info. thanks!

[chubbyknuckles]

why do latinas think that those forehead hair horn/ loop things are sexy?

http://rumorsayz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/JLo_1.jpg

It must work, most are pregnant at 13

[WampusCrandle]

It must work, most are pregnant at 13

pregnant, always, married . . . . not so much

[chubbyknuckles]

pregnant, always, married . . . . not so much

Married wasn't anywhere near my point, goodness no.

[WampusCrandle]

Married wasn't anywhere near my point, goodness no.

of course, i mean, there 32 year old boyfriend cant marry them until they get parole or if they girls turn 18

[chubbyknuckles]

of course, i mean, there 32 year old boyfriend cant marry them until they get parole or if they girls turn 18

And on the walk to or from the prison they have casual sex at least 2-3 times

[WampusCrandle]

what i really want to know is if the girl gets conjugal visits in between eating plantains, skipping classes, and having another litter? where do they even find the time?

[chubbyknuckles]

what i really want to know is if the girl gets conjugal visits in between eating plantains, skipping classes, and having another litter? where do they even find the time?

it's actually knkown as sexual-multi-tasking. for example, they prefer doggy style, because they then put the tortilla on thier belly, to get flattened out.

"hey that was great sex, want a fajita?"

[WampusCrandle]

it's actually knkown as sexual-multi-tasking. for example, they prefer doggy style, because they then put the tortilla on thier belly, to get flattened out.

"hey that was great sex, want a fajita?"

:lol: a fajita? i thought i just ate that?

[chubbyknuckles]

:lol: a fajita? i thought i just ate that?

No that was a placenta quesadea

[WampusCrandle]

No that was a placenta quesadea

mmmmmm, high protein quesadea! of course, on that kinda visit, its protein for everybody!

[bambineeds2rut]

Has anyone ever heard this song. It is very good. I heard it on the radio the other night. Would love to find out if the guys ever played it when they were in DC area.

[DolaMight]

You always see people posting who's online, what's the url? Other VBulletin based sites areusually www.whatever.com/whosonline

[TeeBone]

How many generations does it take for someone to say they are America, rather than Irish, Italian, etc...????

I hear simple people like Dave say they are Irish and it is funny to me. I too am of Irish heritage, but I like to think I'm American. AND Pitz says he's Italian, but do you think he knows the Italian language or even the history of Italy? I bet he talks with his hands though.....What a joke. I think this is a habit primarily of people from the Northeast. What a sad way to try to fit in and give an excuse for behavior. I feel sorry for people like Dave.

[underdog]

How many generations does it take for someone to say they are America, rather than Irish, Italian, etc...????

I hear simple people like Dave say they are Irish and it is funny to me. I too am of Irish heritage, but I like to think I'm American. AND Pitz says he's Italian, but do you think he knows the Italian language or even the history of Italy? I bet he talks with his hands though.....What a joke. I think this is a habit primarily of people from the Northeast. What a sad way to try to fit in and give an excuse for behavior. I feel sorry for people like Dave.

I don't get people like that at all, either. My father's side of my family has been here since the Mayflower. I'm American.

People just need to label themselves for some reason.

[FUNKMAN]

I don't get people like that at all, either. My father's side of my family has been here since the Mayflower. I'm American.

People just need to label themselves for some reason.

i'm halg guinea/half mick but growing up everyone said i looked like a pollock

[SatCam]

I'm 1/75th Cherokee


http://www.theautochannel.com/media/photos/jeep/1998/98_jeep_cherokee_classic.jpg


ps dont google "cherokee" with safe search off

[Snoogans]

People just need to label themselves for some reason.

http://images.athlonsports.com/d/798-2/Tony+Stewart300.jpg

[PapaBear]

How many generations does it take for someone to say they are America, rather than Irish, Italian, etc...????

I hear simple people like Dave say they are Irish and it is funny to me. I too am of Irish heritage, but I like to think I'm American. AND Pitz says he's Italian, but do you think he knows the Italian language or even the history of Italy? I bet he talks with his hands though.....What a joke. I think this is a habit primarily of people from the Northeast. What a sad way to try to fit in and give an excuse for behavior. I feel sorry for people like Dave.
I see no reason to stay connected to the heritage, but in some cases, it's important to acknowledge your foreign bloodline. Some nationalities have genetic differences that can cause medical problems.

[PapaBear]

You always see people posting who's online, what's the url? Other VBulletin based sites areusually www.whatever.com/whosonline (http://www.whatever.com/whosonline)
Scroll to the bottom of THIS PAGE (http://ronfez.net/forums/index.php).

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I see no reason to stay connected to the heritage, but in some cases, it's important to acknowledge your foreign bloodline. Some nationalities have genetic differences that can cause medical problems.

What????? please elaborate...

[PapaBear]

For instance, Greeks can have a certain blood condition. I don't know what it's called, but I knew a girl who died from it.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

For instance, Greeks can have a certain blood condition. I don't know what it's called, but I knew a girl who died from it.
Hummus-pita-tosis?

[thejives]

ps dont google "cherokee" with safe search off

now I have to do it ...

.... and I did...

... and now I know something about ebony porn stars.

Worth it.

[FUNKMAN]

For instance, Greeks can have a certain blood condition. I don't know what it's called, but I knew a girl who died from it.

Hummus-pita-tosis?

feta-baklavadinerosis

[drjoek]

There are definately diseases associted with specific Nationalities. Many of the Jewish sects harbor specific diseases
The incidence of Tay-Sachs is particularly high among people of Eastern European and Askhenazi Jewish descent.
is an example
Most likely based on close inbreeding among the culture over generation.
Additionally the is the problem of similar nationalities having a greater incidence of things like Cystic fibrosis Genetically recessive trait that will show up more often in specific nationalities

So I would say yeah knowing your heritage is important

[PapaBear]

There are definately diseases associted with specific Nationalities. Many of the Jewish sects harbor specific diseases
The incidence of Tay-Sachs is particularly high among people of Eastern European and Askhenazi Jewish descent.
is an example
Most likely based on close inbreeding among the culture over generation.
Additionally the is the problem of similar nationalities having a greater incidence of things like Cystic fibrosis Genetically recessive trait that will show up more often in specific nationalities

So I would say yeah knowing your heritage is important

And back to the Irish thing. Marry an Irishman, and there's a good chance your kid could end up with gingerosis.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

There are definately diseases associted with specific Nationalities. Many of the Jewish sects harbor specific diseases
The incidence of Tay-Sachs is particularly high among people of Eastern European and Askhenazi Jewish descent.
is an example
Most likely based on close inbreeding among the culture over generation.
Additionally the is the problem of similar nationalities having a greater incidence of things like Cystic fibrosis Genetically recessive trait that will show up more often in specific nationalities

So I would say yeah knowing your heritage is important
So are you saying Hitler was right?

just askin?
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/Hitlercat.jpg

[drjoek]

So are you saying Hitler was right?

just askin?

http://www.blender.com/gallery_photos/Dont_quit/scott_radinsky.jpg
wouldnt touch it

[thejives]

So are you saying Hitler was right?

just askin?

I think he's saying Bullworth was right
http://www.fluctuat.net/cinema/chroniques/bullworth.jpg
Everyone needs to fuck everyone else until we're the same color.


And then he tried to get Halle Berry

[drjoek]

Genetically speaking that is correct.

Man Id love to bang Halle Berry now that you mention it
http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/h/halle35.jpg

[thejives]

Genetically speaking that is correct.

Man Id love to bang Halle Berry now that you mention it
http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/h/halle35.jpg

It's a public health issue Dr.
We all should.

[DolaMight]

Scroll to the bottom of THIS PAGE (http://ronfez.net/forums/index.php).

tnx

[PapaBear]

Your teenager is two hours late on a school night. You call his cell phone several times. It rings 4 times before going to voice mail. On the very last call (ten minutes before he finally shows up), it goes straight to voice mail without ringing. He tells you his friend's car broke down, and his phone was dead the whole time he was gone.

Which is the correct answer?

A: He's a terrible lier.

B: He thinks his dad is stupid?

[Fallon]

C: He was buying his Dad a Christmas present and ran a little late and had to make up a story to cover because he wants it to be a surprise and is willing to be grounded throughout the holidays just to see the smile of the father he adores on Christmas morning.

[thejives]

Which is the correct answer?

A: He's a terrible lier.

B: He thinks his dad is stupid?

Wow. You're an awesome dad.
I pick

C. He doesn't know who he's dealing with.

[PapaBear]

C: He was buying his Dad a Christmas present and ran a little late and had to make up a story to cover because he wants it to be a surprise and is willing to be grounded throughout the holidays just to see the smile of the father he adores on Christmas morning.

Not likely. He only has enough cash to buy presents for his mother and his girlfriend. He has his priorities right.

Wow. You're an awesome dad.
I pick

C. He doesn't know who he's dealing with.

Thanks, bro!

[tele7]

Your teenager is two hours late on a school night. You call his cell phone several times. It rings 4 times before going to voice mail. On the very last call (ten minutes before he finally shows up), it goes straight to voice mail without ringing. He tells you his friend's car broke down, and his phone was dead the whole time he was gone.

Which is the correct answer?

A: He's a terrible lier.

B: He thinks his dad is stupid?

ooh! ooh! ooh!

http://lamiavitanellafamigliabrady.kaywa.com/files/images/2007/5/480/mob446_1178566958.jpg

nevermind....those guys beat me to it.

[eeroomnhoj]

<p>If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a one-legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?<br /></p><p>Did you walk to work or pack your lunch?</p><p>Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?</p><p>What's the difference in an orange?&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Plethora on 4-20-06 @ 5:24 PM</span>

I want to thank you for question #21 on the algebra test I am giving today.

[cougarjake13]

you ever notice how for the most part that men's names end in consonants while women's end with vowels ???

[jauble]

that is a eastern european thing for sure...I dont know what other cultures do that but I know its a big russian thing

[TeeBone]

I see no reason to stay connected to the heritage, but in some cases, it's important to acknowledge your foreign bloodline. Some nationalities have genetic differences that can cause medical problems.

Pitz and his soon-to-be fiancé were a great example of this. As they argued, The word; Italian was repeatedly thrown around. I've been to Italy and most Italians would be embarrassed at these people calling themselves Italian. They are from Long Island and I would be willing to bet they speak no Italian, know nothing of the history yet they still call themselves italian?

[Bossanova]

Pitz and his soon-to-be fiancé were a great example of this. As they argued, The word; Italian was repeatedly thrown around. I've been to Italy and most Italians would be embarrassed at these people calling themselves Italian. They are from Long Island and I would be willing to bet they speak no Italian, know nothing of the history yet they still call themselves italian?

Is this a question?

[PapaBear]

I was told, tonight, that one of our good regular customers died of a heart attack. He'd order from us at least 4 or 5 times a week (always greasy food). Does it make me a bad person that my first response was, "Damn. He was a great tipper."?

[Fallon]

I was told, tonight, that one of our good regular customers died of a heart attack. He'd order from us at least 4 or 5 times a week (always greasy food). Does it make me a bad person that my first response was, "Damn. He was a great tipper."?

It depends if you're talking about when he tipped over.

[PapaBear]

This fast becoming one of my favorite threads.

Was there a sound problem on Thursday and Friday? Whenever they used the Instant Replay machine, for drops like "Hoo-wah" and "Face", the drops were very quiet. Was it like that for everyone, or do I have an equipment problem?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Are people who give fist pumps too much of a sissy to give a handshake?

[PapaBear]

Are people who give fist pumps too much of a sissy to give a handshake?
Ahh. Jeez. I'll have to think about that one.

http://media.torontolife.com/dynimages/features/howieMain.jpg

[MellySmelly]

Why am I still awake?

[PapaBear]

Where do you buy the kind of mixed nuts that only have pecans?

[thejives]

Is it rough on executions when everyone on the firing squad calls in sick at once?

[PapaBear]

I just found out that a new co-worker is the older brother of a girl I went to high school with. Should I tell him that it took me years to get the nerve to ask her out, and when I finally did, we went on one date that ended with her saying "let's just be friends"?

[PapaBear]

Evangelical Christians who raise their hands in praise...

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/74082968.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193121F0CA65233434805C07529CCA06EC0 284831B75F48EF45


Do you think they ever do that when they are by themselves, and no one else can see them?

[cougarjake13]

I just found out that a new co-worker is the older brother of a girl I went to high school with. Should I tell him that it took me years to get the nerve to ask her out, and when I finally did, we went on one date that ended with her saying "let's just be friends"?

what for ??

where would that get you by telling him that

[WhistlePig]

When people divorce, is the non-blood related spouse still considered an aunt or uncle to the kids in the family? How about when a divorce happened before the kid came on the scene? For example, my brother got divorced 20 years ago. I just had a kid. Would his ex still be my kid's aunt?

[Drunky McBetidont]

When people divorce, is the non-blood related spouse still considered an aunt or uncle to the kids in the family? How about when a divorce happened before the kid came on the scene? For example, my brother got divorced 20 years ago. I just had a kid. Would his ex still be my kid's aunt?

insestually, yes. keep him away from that one.

[PapaBear]

When people divorce, is the non-blood related spouse still considered an aunt or uncle to the kids in the family? How about when a divorce happened before the kid came on the scene? For example, my brother got divorced 20 years ago. I just had a kid. Would his ex still be my kid's aunt?
If she's still close to the family, then it's fine to call her an aunt. If not, then there's no reason to consider her any relation to your daughter at all.

[thejives]

I was always jealous of families that had non blood related family friends that were close enough to be called aunts or uncles. I also never had a godfather.

[WampusCrandle]

When people divorce, is the non-blood related spouse still considered an aunt or uncle to the kids in the family? How about when a divorce happened before the kid came on the scene? For example, my brother got divorced 20 years ago. I just had a kid. Would his ex still be my kid's aunt?

my experience, if the couple gets divorce, they probably dont want to be around the rest of the family that they no longer have a relation with.

then again, my uncle divorced this twat, but had a kid. lord, divorce is rough on kids.:down:

[spoon]

What's a Wampus Crandle?

[PapaBear]

What's a Wampus Crandle?
"Wampus" is an adverb. "Crandle" is a verb. "Wampus Crandle" describes the particular type of Crandle you are performing.

[spoon]

"Wampus" is an adverb. "Crandle" is a verb. "Wampus Crandle" describes the particular type of Crandle you are performing.

Ahhh so you're telling me it's a greco-roman wrestling move huh?!

Like a fireman's carry? :lol:

[ChrisTheCop]

People naming themselves after utensils!

If people start naming themselves after condiments, will jelly be included?

[PapaBear]

People naming themselves after utensils!

If people start naming themselves after condiments, will jelly be included?

I call "Horsey Sauce".
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/img/articles/fastfood/Horse.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

What's a Wampus Crandle?

my dear boy, Wampus Crandle is a state of mind. i will tell the first part of how i got my name.

i was watching "Win Ben Stein's Money" one day and a contestant was named Wampus - apparently Native American for man of love or something, but i just thought it sounded silly so it stuck. of course, now i really thought of the name, it could mean man love . . . oh boy :unsure:

[Lucaine]

What would happen if Obama gets the nomination for president and then gets assasinated a few days before the presidential election? Do we still have the elections, or are they postponed due to the circumstances (there is a constitutional amendment that makes it mandatory to hold the election on the second Tuesday of November). Also, who would then become the Democratic candidate? The polls wouldn't have enough time to change the ballot, so does everybody vote for the dead guy's name to elect the replacement? Also, if dead Obama wins the election, will he be counted as the next president, or would he not count because he was never sworn in? Also, would the assasination plot come from the Republicans? They would either try to win the election because the other candidate is dead, or not have an election and take control of the country transforming it from a democracy into a martial law state.

[DolaMight]

What would happen if Obama gets the nomination for president and then gets assasinated a few days before the presidential election? Do we still have the elections, or are they postponed due to the circumstances (there is a constitutional amendment that makes it mandatory to hold the election on the second Tuesday of November). Also, who would then become the Democratic candidate? The polls wouldn't have enough time to change the ballot, so does everybody vote for the dead guy's name to elect the replacement? Also, if dead Obama wins the election, will he be counted as the next president, or would he not count because he was never sworn in? Also, would the assasination plot come from the Republicans? They would either try to win the election because the other candidate is dead, or not have an election and take control of the country transforming it from a democracy into a martial law state.

The news of the assignation would be covered up and they would pull a weekend at bernies deal until they break the news he was assasignated after he was elected, then the VP would take over. That's what they did with John Kerry, he was killed attempting a overcorked misty flip while snowboarding during the primaries.

[Chigworthy]

How does Satan infect the jizz spread with AIDS?

[drjoek]

How does Satan infect the jizz spread with AIDS?

Satan is all powerful.



Question:

What is the fascination, in porno, with smacking chicks on the ass? Seriously is that supposed to be hot or something? I don't really get it.

[Hottub]

I can't stand that.

Not an answer, just an opinion. It's a turn off.

[drjoek]

I can't stand that.

Not an answer, just an opinion. It's a turn off.

Thank You same here

"uh uh uh
Smack SMACK SMACK
You like that dont ya?
Smack Smack

UH UH UH"

Insert your own visual or PM me for Many Many available links

[TeeBone]

It seems everywhere you turn, someone trying desperately to be funny uses 'Mc' in front of everything. "I'm wrongy, so call me Wrong McWrongerton," or "He's Cooly McCool!"

Is it time to retire the use of the 'Mc'?
While we're at it, get rid of the overused and under-funny, 'Douche chills' reference. I understand you are cringing at something, but does it really give you the Douche-chills?

Enough is enough.
Where's my bong?

[Ritalin]

It seems everywhere you turn, someone trying desperately to be funny uses 'Mc' in front of everything. "I'm wrongy, so call me Wrong McWrongerton," or "He's Cooly McCool!"

Is it time to retire the use of the 'Mc'?
While we're at it, get rid of the overused and under-funny, 'Douche chills' reference. I understand you are cringing at something, but does it really give you the Douche-chills?

Enough is enough.
Where's my bong?

This is the second time I've heard TeeBone's "douche chills" rant. Like we didn't hear it the first time.

Here's my question: Why is TeeBone such a goddamn nag?

[TeeBone]

This is the second time I've heard TeeBone's "douche chills" rant. Like we didn't hear it the first time.

Here's my question: Why is TeeBone such a goddamn nag?

That is the most honest question I have heard in a long time.
Thank you, Ritalin (Seriously, I mean that)

[Gvac]

Ever love someone so much it literally hurts?

Isn't that the best?

[DiabloSammich]

Ever love someone so much it literally hurts?

Isn't that the best?


I take it the shower didn't help?



Good luck, buddy.

[DiabloSammich]

This didn't warrant a new thread.

I just noticed this line on the front page....

Most users ever online was 914, 08-23-2007 at 01:55 PM.


What the fuck happened on 8-23?

[WampusCrandle]

This didn't warrant a new thread.

I just noticed this line on the front page....

Most users ever online was 914, 08-23-2007 at 01:55 PM.


What the fuck happened on 8-23?

i've always wanted to know that as well - someone better fucking answer this one

[DiabloSammich]

Never mind, got it, tracked down the listening thread.

The day Ron got his phone call in the middle of talking to Tom Rhodes and left the show.

It sent the message board into a fuckin tailspin.

[Servo]

This didn't warrant a new thread.

I just noticed this line on the front page....

Most users ever online was 914, 08-23-2007 at 01:55 PM.


What the fuck happened on 8-23?

It was the show where Ronnie got a phone call during an interview and abruptly left the studio. Fezzie was already out that day, so people were freaking.

[DiabloSammich]

It was the show where Ronnie got a phone call during an interview and abruptly left the studio. Fezzie was already out that day, so people were freaking.


Thanks, Tom, I just found the thread. I remember lurking that day.

[WampusCrandle]

Never mind, got it, tracked down the listening thread.

The day Ron got his phone call in the middle of talking to Tom Rhodes and left the show.

It sent the message board into a fuckin tailspin.

that's it, that's all? Ron got a phone call, and decided to talk the phone than Tom Rhodes? huh :huh:

[cougarjake13]

you know how some video looks real, like its from a handheld like in cloverfield

and then other produced movies dont look like that, like spiderman or shawshank redemption


what are they doing in the editing room that makes the 2 styles look so different ???

[Bellyfullasnot]

I don't remember from last year. When do we start the superbowl boxes? Thanks.

[DiabloSammich]

I think you're looking for this...


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66464


Hurry up! They're going fast! Apparently first prize is a toothbrush!

[thejives]

Is there no hope for redemption in this terrible blue ... web site?

[Bellyfullasnot]

What's the easiest way to figure out how to do sig pics and avatars?

[Bellyfullasnot]

I think you're looking for this...


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66464


Hurry up! They're going fast! Apparently first prize is a toothbrush!

Thanks. I think I'm in.

[PapaBear]

Why has my ankle hurt like crazy for the past four days? It's not swollen, and I'm pretty sure it didn't twist it or anything. I just took one normal step on Sunday, and it just started hurting.

[jauble]

Why has my ankle hurt like crazy for the past four days? It's not swollen, and I'm pretty sure it didn't twist it or anything. I just took one normal step on Sunday, and it just started hurting.

is it a bit swollen for no reason...you may have the gout which is a form of arthritis that can show up out of nowhere. It is supposed to be an old person's affliction but the way I found out about it was from my 22 year old friend that has had it for 3 years. I suggest half a bottle of Nyquil...that or a couple of tylenol and some ankle stretches before you put weight on it.

[PapaBear]

Half a bottle of Nyquil? Are you INSANE???? No. It's not swollen at all. I injured that ankle about 25 years ago. I'm guessing it's just some atmospheric condition that's causing the old injury to be inflamed. I try to stay away from pills, but I might take some Advil tomorrow.

[jauble]

Nyquill was a joke. The gout thing was real. A few pain reducers like tylenol as recommended and hot towels are good for sleep with less pain. During awake (and down time) ice and elevate are standard.

[PapaBear]

To be honest, I think you may have found my problem. I had forgotten about my old injury. It was a bad one. Just as a test, I put on a pair of hiking boots, and tied it tight on the bad ankle. I can already feel the difference. I'm going to wear the boots for the next couple of days. It's easy to forget about old injuries. Thanks, bro!!!

[PapaBear]

PS... I've said it many times before. I fucking love this thread! You get to ask questions that you don't want to start a new thread about... and you quite often get the answer you're looking for!:clap:

[drjoek]

How and WHY do the smilies in these reply to Thread windows keep reshuffling?

[TeeBone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvJhlwQxleY&feature=related

[PapaBear]

Why am I having connection problems? This board keeps locking up, and I can't get youtube or aol.com. Other sites do work,though.

[soupcan]

This thread is great. I didnt read all the posts , so i dont know if this has been asked ...I'm not sure it's worth it's own thread.( I'll let the mods decide)

...Is there a movie or song that makes you want to drink , do drugs or anything else you havent done in a long time?... It doesnt have to be vice , i guess.

For example i just finshed watching blow ,again, and it makes me want to snort a line BIG TIME , (havent done coke in at least 3 years). :devil2:

[Rockvillejoe]

I haven't taken a shower in 2 days. I have the body odor that any NYC cabdriver would envy. Here's my quandry: I enjoy the stink, am actually revelling in it. What's wrong with me?

[GonzoStyle]

This thread is great. I didnt read all the posts , so i dont know if this has been asked ...I'm not sure it's worth it's own thread.( I'll let the mods decide)

...Is there a movie or song that makes you want to drink , do drugs or anything else you havent done in a long time?... It doesnt have to be vice , i guess.

For example i just finshed watching blow ,again, and it makes me want to snort a line BIG TIME , (havent done coke in at least 3 years). :devil2:

Whenever I watch "Kids", I wanna have sex with a 16 year old.

[DolaMight]

This thread is great. I didnt read all the posts , so i dont know if this has been asked ...I'm not sure it's worth it's own thread.( I'll let the mods decide)


I challenge someone to go back and answer all the unanswered questions since the beginning. I'm sure some people need closure.

[DiabloSammich]

Can anybody help me with what the icons to the left of threads mean? The red file with the arrows are easy, cause when I roll over them it tells me I have x number of posts in that thread, but what about the file with the plus sign? The red minus? The page coming out of it?

I looked around the site but I can't find anything.

[LatinSpiceXoX]

At what age did you get ur license?
I got mine yesterday (2/1) day before my 33rd and I feel like such a LOSER!
I failed the road test (1/31) and took it again.
HOW DO YOU FAIL IT IN FLORIDA? THEY PRACTICALLY GIVE THEM AWAY!

[PapaBear]

Have there ever been more than 7 women signed in to rf.net at any one time?

[Bellyfullasnot]

Have there ever been more than 7 women signed in to rf.net at any one time?
Fuck three?

[PapaBear]

So does this mean, if you take your Porsche in for repairs, you can't get a loner car?

[DolaMight]

What thread do I post this in?

From last night's grammy's. Making the news because the pants are deemed to be offensive and controversial.


Kelis Controversial Fashion Statement
http://www.connietalk.com/keli_gold_outfit.jpg
http://www.connietalk.com/kelis_jacket_grammys_021108.html

[Dougie Brootal]

What thread do I post this in?

From last night's grammy's. Making the news because the pants are deemed to be offensive and controversial.
Kelis Controversial Fashion Statement
http://www.connietalk.com/keli_gold_outfit.jpg
http://www.connietalk.com/kelis_jacket_grammys_021108.html

THE PANTS?!?! what the hell is wrong with the pants?!?!?



did anyone bother to look at her shoes?!?!?! I AM THOROUGHLY OFFENDED.

[Fezticle98]

We found out a couple weeks ago that Lilly uses her two outside fingers to diddle herself.
What two fingers does Dave use to masturbate?

[PapaBear]

We found out a couple weeks ago that Lilly uses her two outside fingers to diddle herself.
What two fingers does Dave use to masturbate?
All of them.

http://shop.escha.com/images/Aufblasbare_Hand_Orange.jpg

[PapaBear]

Last night, I was messing around with my computers to get my network right. I got it all working just fine, but now something is messed up. I started my comp tonight, and not all of the start up icons are showing. The programs are working, as far as I can tell. The icons just aren't there. Right now, the only icons that show are my firewall, anti-virus, and gmail checker. The anti-virus wasn't showing at first, but when I clicked on it in "all programs" it showed up in the start up tray. Why the hell is this happening?

[DolaMight]

I heard the expression today " In the land of the blind, one eye man is king" and I wondered:

Would the human race survive if everyone suddenly went permanently blind for generations to come? Would we adapt or become extinct?

[DolaMight]

Evolutionary speaking, given modern man's present preference to ejaculate in the mouth, eyes, nose, ears, hair, or breastesses rather than in the vaginal canal, is there a possibility the female human will evolve to adapt to this change of aim to increase the birth rate?

Over the next million or so years will the human female's ovaries possibly move to the throat, sinuses, or possibly the ear canal?



(paging Mike the Teacher...)

[underdog]

Evolutionary speaking, given modern man's present preference to ejaculate in the mouth, eyes, nose, ears, hair, or breastesses rather than in the vaginal canal, is there a possibility the female human will evolve to adapt to this change of aim to increase the birth rate?

Over the next million or so years will the human female's ovaries possibly move to the throat, sinuses, or possibly the ear canal?

This is craziness. There is no better feeling than finishing in a woman. Guys ejaculate elsewhere because option number 1 isn't available.

[EliSnow]

Has the song "Paper Planes" by MIA been a part of a movie or television show, or even the opener to the R&F show?

I just heard it on Ethel and think that I've heard it on a movie or something like that.

[DolaMight]

Angry or Crying Sex
Which do you prefer? Angry or crying Sex partner?

[EliSnow]

Does anyone else think that the guy who played Julius Caesear on Rome looks like Ray Milland?

http://www.hbo.com/rome/img/cast/character/character_juliuscaesar.jpg

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/ray_milland.jpg

[CrapEater]

I always liked this Comic as a kid in fact I have a book where IronMan gets killed.
Anyone out there think the New ironMan movie will rule or Blow dog shit?:flush:

[DolaMight]

I work in a nice quiet goverment office with no trannys. Now a very broad shouldered tranny just started today and and after people were done startin the question was posed, what washroom should he/she have to use?

The sensible business dress gave me the impression that he/she would want to have equal rights.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Is it weird to read the same book more than once?

[EliSnow]

Is it weird to read the same book more than once?

No weirder than watching the same movie more than once.

About 80% of the books I read, I read more than once.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

About 80% of the books I read, I read more than once.

me too, but the fact that I do it doesn't make it not weird

[LaBoob]

Is it weird to read the same book more than once?

I have one favorite book I read once a year for about 6 years. It was simple and funny and always got me in the mood for winter so I'd read it every fall. I also like to occasionally re-read books I liked when I was growing up (think Superfudge). If a book had a lot to it, I'll re-read it right away. Like, recently, Stephen Colbert's "I Am America and So Can You"... every single sentence was hysterical and I knew I missed some things here and there.

My question: Is there any shame to reading in the bathroom?

[topless_mike]

My question: Is there any shame to reading in the bathroom?

never. its called "multi-tasking"

[Furtherman]

Is it weird to read the same book more than once?

Not at all. I've already read Cormac McCarthy's The Road twice and Blood Meridian twice.

When I was a kid I probably read The Phantom Tollbooth at least a dozen times.

I just finished The Tender Bar and liked it so much I know I'll be reading that again.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thanks for answering that question for me

Next Question

Can you eat Dessert with Lunch, or is Dessert Dinner Only?

[Fallon]

thanks for answering that question for me

Next Question

Can you eat Dessert with Lunch, or is Dessert Dinner Only?

It's part of the meal.

Any meal.

[Stedman]

What is the best Deftones song?

[epo]

What is the best Deftones song?

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