Random Questions

[A.J.]

hooray beer!

I couldn't agree more.

[keithy_19]

OpenOffice.org. (http://www.openoffice.org/) It's very, very good, and very very free.

I decided to go with the LibreOffice. Apparently that and OpenOffice are very similar. So far I have no problems with Libre and it has opened all the word files I have without a problem. I also like the word/character counter at the bottom. Silly thing but I enjoy it all the same.

[spoon]

fucking hippie

[PapaBear]

Sounds Commie, if you ask me.

[jennysmurf]

Sounds Commie, if you ask me.

Who asked ya?

[spoon]

the masses asked him

[deliciousV]

Has anybody seen the movie HER yet? I was thinking about watching it, but the last Joaquin Phoenix movie Hicks and Ron bloviated about, The Master, was such a snoozer that I hesitate to watch it. Is it anything like that?

[keithy_19]

Has anybody seen the movie HER yet? I was thinking about watching it, but the last Joaquin Phoenix movie Hicks and Ron bloviated about, The Master, was such a snoozer that I hesitate to watch it. Is it anything like that?

I say you go see it. No reason other than it's nice to treat yourself to something every now and then.

[LeedsJr]

I say you go see it. No reason other than it's nice to treat yourself to something every now and then.


Excellent point! I believe I'll have a little Scotch! :drunk:

[keithy_19]

Excellent point! I believe I'll have a little Scotch! :drunk:

You deserve it! :drunk:

[deliciousV]

I say you go see it. No reason other than it's nice to treat yourself to something every now and then.

I have bourbon if I want to treat myself to a nap, I want to see a good movie.

[keithy_19]

I have bourbon if I want to treat myself to a nap, I want to see a good movie.

It looks like it was shot really well.

[deliciousV]

It looks like it was shot really well.

and there's awful pants, OK, I'm in. I'll watch it this weekend.

[keithy_19]

and there's awful pants, OK, I'm in. I'll watch it this weekend.

Woo! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Has anybody seen the movie HER yet? I was thinking about watching it, but the last Joaquin Phoenix movie Hicks and Ron bloviated about, The Master, was such a snoozer that I hesitate to watch it. Is it anything like that?

Do you like the other Spike Jonze/Charlie Kaufman/Michel Gondry movies? Thats probably the best barometer to if you'd like Her. Although I'm sure Joaquin plays a soft spoken guy, so if you dislike soft spoken guy's you're probably s.o.l.

But of those three Spike Jonze is the most traditional story teller, so I think if you think it looks good you have a good shot at enjoying it.

[realmenhatelife]

How many people are going to almost knock into me today and not say a goddamned word about it? Already got a handful before 9am.

[jennysmurf]

How many people are going to almost knock into me today and not say a goddamned word about it? Already got a handful before 9am.

Maybe it's your magnetic personality. :innocent:

[sailor]

Maybe it's your magnetic personality. :innocent:

Jenny would slap you for that.

[jennysmurf]

Jenny would slap you for that.

Yeah, she would. Good thing she wasn't here.

[keithy_19]

Yeah, she would. Good thing she wasn't here.

So...you're schizo?

[jennysmurf]

So...you're schizo?

Sssshhhh...you'll wake her up.

[deliciousV]

Sssshhhh...you'll wake her up.

This gave me a chill, like an eyeless doll in clown makeup sat up, in the dark, and said it.

[jennysmurf]

This gave me a chill, like an eyeless doll in clown makeup sat up, in the dark, and said it.

Sssshhhh...go back to sleep crazy man.

[deliciousV]

Sssshhhh...go back to sleep crazy man.

Sure, I'll be back later, after I wake up screaming! Creepy woman.

[jennysmurf]

Sure, I'll be back later, after I wake up screaming! Creepy woman.

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6c22cf82db2f20d93ae92800bac8781ffdd239d5_m.jpg

[deliciousV]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/6c22cf82db2f20d93ae92800bac8781ffdd239d5_m.jpg

AHHHHHHH!

[keithy_19]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/858/858031/athf-dummylove_1205166094.jpg

[PapaBear]

How did Sailor, AJ, and myself end up with sig pics that say Just Jon all the sudden? :ohmy:

[PapaBear]

I'm guessing something happened with his sig pic randomizer, and Sailor, AJ, and myself all use it.

[PapaBear]

And... The board is still slow as FUCK! :wallbash:

[jennysmurf]

How did Sailor, AJ, and myself end up with sig pics that say Just Jon all the sudden? :ohmy:

I'm guessing something happened with his sig pic randomizer, and Sailor, AJ, and myself all use it.

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

And... The board is still slow as FUCK! :wallbash:

Yeah it is. Sometimes, it will take so long to get to the next page, Google just gives up, and I have to refresh.

[sailor]

Yeah it is. Sometimes, it will take so long to get to the next page, Google just gives up, and I have to refresh.

You're all crazy.

And yeah, I use the randomizer.

[PapaBear]

Are you my pizza?

[jennysmurf]

Are you my pizza?

Can I call you spumoni face?

[PapaBear]

Can I call you spumoni face?
That is the wrong question to my question.

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[jennysmurf]

You know I don't listen to you. I just wanna call you spumoni face.

[PapaBear]

You know I don't listen to you. I just wanna call you spumoni face.
I'm not your Paul?

[jennysmurf]

I'm not your Paul?

You're my angel. :wub:

[spoon]

gross

[PapaBear]

gross
Pizza on a segway, or the idea that I'd be black?

[spoon]

do the math

[jennysmurf]

do the math

I hate math.

[PapaBear]

do the math
I did. It came up to $15. :king:







Just post a video of you giving it to a pregnant illegal Latino woman, and you'll be my best friend forever.

[ozzie]

That is the wrong question to my question.

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Just out of curiosity...

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/804x518q90/823/16i5.jpg

I fucking hate living in the styx sometimes.

[PapaBear]

Just out of curiosity...



I fucking hate living in the styx sometimes.
I'm pretty sure, the fine people of Alabama would think a Segway is a tool of the Devil. Talking pizza? That's Hell on wheels!

[keithy_19]

Why would anyone buy porn from an internet site? I mean, sure you get exclusive stuff I guess but why not just use the free sites. It's not like you're going to be examining scene structure or anything.

In fact, how does the porn business even exist? I get the part about people want to see other people fuck, but if you can get it all for free how do these companies stay afloat? Is it all due to the people who purchase the material on the sites?

[realmenhatelife]

Why would anyone buy porn from an internet site? I mean, sure you get exclusive stuff I guess but why not just use the free sites. It's not like you're going to be examining scene structure or anything.

In fact, how does the porn business even exist? I get the part about people want to see other people fuck, but if you can get it all for free how do these companies stay afloat? Is it all due to the people who purchase the material on the sites?

There's still a porn shop in my town which you think would've closed once everyone had the internet.

I think some people enjoy their ritual which may include going to a shop, or owning dvds or whatever. They may want exclusive content, may not like what you have to wade through on tube sites, may not be savvy enough for bit torrent.

Websites have to be such a bare bones operation that they're very easy to make profitable.

[PapaBear]

There's still a porn shop in my town which you think would've closed once everyone had the internet.

I think some people enjoy their ritual which may include going to a shop, or owning dvds or whatever. They may want exclusive content, may not like what you have to wade through on tube sites, may not be savvy enough for bit torrent.

Websites have to be such a bare bones operation that they're very easy to make profitable.
There's still one near me. And over the border in WV, they're all over. I don't know how much they make selling DVD's, but those places all sell a lot of other stuff like sex toys and shit (not literally) (I think). I'm sure there's also some people who don't trust the Internet, or aren't computer savvy enough to keep the wife from seeing what they're up to online.

[realmenhatelife]

There's still one near me. And over the border in WV, they're all over. I don't know how much they make selling DVD's, but those places all sell a lot of other stuff like sex toys and shit (not literally) (I think). I'm sure there's also some people who don't trust the Internet, or aren't computer savvy enough to keep the wife from seeing what they're up to online.

The one near me the guy owns a few locations. A friend of my brother's managed one so we'd go hang out. One of them still had "video booths" the dude would put on hip waders and go mop them out with bleach water. He'd also beat box over the speakers and just randomly announce "one to a booth fellas, one to a booth."

He was also ripping the place off horribly so god knows how they're still in business.

[PapaBear]

That's unbelievably gross! The one near me is also a head shop. That is, until the cops make them stop every couple of years. Then they start selling it all again later. The last time they were busted, the cops said it's legal to sell the bongs and shit. It's legal to sell T shirts that glorify pot. But it's NOT legal to sell both. The thinking is, they can't claim the bongs are for "tobacco use only", when they are sitting next to shirts with giant pot leaves on them.

[realmenhatelife]

That's unbelievably gross! The one near me is also a head shop. That is, until the cops make them stop every couple of years. Then they start selling it all again later. The last time they were busted, the cops said it's legal to sell the bongs and shit. It's legal to sell T shirts that glorify pot. But it's NOT legal to sell both. The thinking is, they can't claim the bongs are for "tobacco use only", when they are sitting next to shirts with giant pot leaves on them.

Yeah we have the same thing, I dont understand the rules, but all glass has to be in a different room as everything else. And if you indicate any of it is for non tobacco use they have to kick you out even though everything in the other room is all pro pot.

[keithy_19]

I get why sex shops are in business. I know that it's because of the other stuff they sell rather than just the movies. I mean maybe someone goes in there and buys a cheap one just for the hell of it. But I just see how you can see pretty much everything free online and they're still making money in the industry.

WHY ARE SCIENTISTS NOT WORKING ON THIS?!

[jennysmurf]

I get why sex shops are in business. I know that it's because of the other stuff they sell rather than just the movies. I mean maybe someone goes in there and buys a cheap one just for the hell of it. But I just see how you can see pretty much everything free online and they're still making money in the industry.

WHY ARE SCIENTISTS NOT WORKING ON THIS?!

They're busy with trying to figure out how the bubbles get in the soda.