Random Questions

[jennysmurf]

I do all my shopping at Baby GAP and I look adorable, so I say fuck him too.

Oh my goodness, that's the cutest thing I've heard all day!

[deliciousV]

Oh my goodness, that's the cutest thing I've heard all day!

and she was at the PEZ museum today

[jennysmurf]

and she was at the PEZ museum today

Right? If Keithy had been at the Pez Museum in Baby Gap clothes, I would have LOST it!

[keithy_19]

Right? If Keithy had been at the Pez Museum in Baby Gap clothes, I would have LOST it!

My go to...
http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/192x/ae/65/cf/ae65cfc96493440ca453ffecc5ca614b.jpg

Or sometimes I wear this...
http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/192x/7a/aa/1a/7aaa1af9914e4df7f983a1b037062350.jpg

But because I'd be with a lady I'd have to go with the class...

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Nzc5WDczOQ==/z/NjYAAOxyjzNRGNr4/$T2eC16FHJHYE9nzpcCu-BRGNr4Srqg~~60_35.JPG?set_id=880000500F

[deliciousV]

My go to...
http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/192x/ae/65/cf/ae65cfc96493440ca453ffecc5ca614b.jpg

Or sometimes I wear this...
http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/192x/7a/aa/1a/7aaa1af9914e4df7f983a1b037062350.jpg

But because I'd be with a lady I'd have to go with the class...

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Nzc5WDczOQ==/z/NjYAAOxyjzNRGNr4/$T2eC16FHJHYE9nzpcCu-BRGNr4Srqg~~60_35.JPG?set_id=880000500F

Aww, baby hipster wear

[spoon]

with sailor's skin color and muscle tone!

[jennysmurf]

with sailor's skin color and muscle tone!

Do you think sailor and Keithy are the same person?

[deliciousV]

Do you think sailor and Keithy are the same person?

everybody knows Lleeds is the puppet master of them all

[keithy_19]

I thought the penguin was snoogans...:unsure:

[jennysmurf]

everybody knows Lleeds is the puppet master of them all

Amazing. And all while drunk.

[jennysmurf]

I thought the penguin was snoogans...:unsure:

:laugh: Poor Snoogans.

[spoon]

well one thing that isn't in question

sailor is awful

a chalky hipster who burns in front of a fridge light and can't digest anything with more spice than baby food. yep, he sucks.

:wink:

[sailor]

I'm delightful.

[jennysmurf]

well one thing that isn't in question

sailor is awful

a chalky hipster who burns in front of a fridge light and can't digest anything with more spice than baby food. yep, he sucks.

:wink:

I'm delightful.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!

[spoon]

ha!


I love it. My theory was just confirmed. Mention sailor, and he responds in seconds!

Do you have some admin feature that gives you an alert!?

:wacko:

[spoon]

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!

time to place your bets!

who you got?!

:unsure:

[spoon]

yet I could never hit the travelocity gnome meets the lucky charms guy!

[jennysmurf]

yet I could never hit the travelocity gnome meets the lucky charms guy!

Aw c'mon! He doesn't even wear glasses! This is the worst fight ever.

[Chigworthy]

My go to...
http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/192x/ae/65/cf/ae65cfc96493440ca453ffecc5ca614b.jpg

Or sometimes I wear this...
http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/192x/7a/aa/1a/7aaa1af9914e4df7f983a1b037062350.jpg

But because I'd be with a lady I'd have to go with the class...

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Nzc5WDczOQ==/z/NjYAAOxyjzNRGNr4/$T2eC16FHJHYE9nzpcCu-BRGNr4Srqg~~60_35.JPG?set_id=880000500F

Look, I've got nothing against people making their babies look stupid, that's what they're there for. But I was talking about "adults" or "young adults", i.e. The 21st Century Adultbabies, who wear these things. Fuck them.

http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/501428/spirithoods-panda-full-hood-animal-hat-profile.png

http://www.thedailytruffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/animal-hat-trend.jpg

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens16539921module147869666photo_1296379779R accoon_Animal_Wool_Hat_0

[PapaBear]

I agree that the hats are stupid, but the stupid young adults who wear them, are trying to attract other stupid young adults. I have no problem with it.

[boobieman]

Look, I've got nothing against people making their babies look stupid, that's what they're there for. But I was talking about "adults" or "young adults", i.e. The 21st Century Adultbabies, who wear these things. Fuck them.

http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/501428/spirithoods-panda-full-hood-animal-hat-profile.png

http://www.thedailytruffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/animal-hat-trend.jpg

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens16539921module147869666photo_1296379779R accoon_Animal_Wool_Hat_0

On a Baby..cute...On a chick..sexy...On a dude..TOOL

And if the chick is just wearing that and nothing else..HOT

SEYAYYAAA

[sailor]

On a Baby..cute...On a chick..sexy...On a dude..TOOL

And if the chick is just wearing that and nothing else..HOT

SEYAYYAAA

What about a chick at an occupy protest?

[PapaBear]

I'm having trouble figuring out a problem with the random play feature on my Android. I don't know if it's a phone setting or a setting on Rocket Player. Every time I try to play it on random, it will play all songs that begin with the letter "B". It's changing artists after every song, but not the first letter of each song title. Anyone have any clues?

[spoon]

yah

don't be old

[PapaBear]

yah

don't be old
I don't know that song. But if I had it, it wouldn't play. You know... Because it doesn't start with a B.

[spoon]

I don't know that song. But if I had it, it wouldn't play. You know... Because it doesn't start with a B.
'but but it's performed by dspy's band

Balls O Grey

[epo]

'but but it's performed by dspy's band

Balls O Grey

Gross.

[PapaBear]

'but but it's performed by dspy's band

Balls O Grey
I have some classic rock on my phone. I have no old stones.

[keithy_19]

Why do I always feel like an asshole when I give a girl my number?

Case and point: I was at a liquor store with a friend of mine today and as I was leaving I heard a girl calling my name. Turns out it was the cashier who is a girl who I went to high school with. She was a year or two younger than me and to be honest we were never close, but we were friendly whenever we were around each other. So we start talking about life and what we've been doing. She jsut graduated college and I'm telling her about my new job and all that. Meanwhile she's still rining up cashiers and I kind of feel bad that I'm being a hidnerence, even though I wasn't really. So I turn around and look for some paper and couldn't find any so I took out a card from wallet from the guy who is my banker. And I write my number on the back of this guys business card and give it to the girl saying we should catch up sometime. It was funny because she said "oh wow your card" and I had to correct her and say "no...it's a guy at the banks card...I just...had nothing else to write on...but yeah let's meet up sometime. Have a nice Memorial Day." And I leave.

I did nothing all that wrong there, but I still feel like an ass.

[jennysmurf]

Why do I always feel like an asshole when I give a girl my number?

Case and point: I was at a liquor store with a friend of mine today and as I was leaving I heard a girl calling my name. Turns out it was the cashier who is a girl who I went to high school with. She was a year or two younger than me and to be honest we were never close, but we were friendly whenever we were around each other. So we start talking about life and what we've been doing. She jsut graduated college and I'm telling her about my new job and all that. Meanwhile she's still rining up cashiers and I kind of feel bad that I'm being a hidnerence, even though I wasn't really. So I turn around and look for some paper and couldn't find any so I took out a card from wallet from the guy who is my banker. And I write my number on the back of this guys business card and give it to the girl saying we should catch up sometime. It was funny because she said "oh wow your card" and I had to correct her and say "no...it's a guy at the banks card...I just...had nothing else to write on...but yeah let's meet up sometime. Have a nice Memorial Day." And I leave.

I did nothing all that wrong there, but I still feel like an ass.

You're adorable.

[keithy_19]

You're adorable.

Thanks...I'm just kind of feeling terrible lately. And I'm doing all of this trying to be flirty and nice and what not while with a severe limp an a cane. I'm hoping I came off as charming at least. And she didn't have to call my name. Hell, maybe she wants me. Yeah, that's what it's gotta be!

:down:

[jennysmurf]

Thanks...I'm just kind of feeling terrible lately. And I'm doing all of this trying to be flirty and nice and what not while with a severe limp an a cane. I'm hoping I came off as charming at least. And she didn't have to call my name. Hell, maybe she wants me. Yeah, that's what it's gotta be!

:down:

Of course she wants you! I gave my number to the waiter at one of my favorite diners. He never called, so now I'm too embarrassed to ever go back there. I miss that place.

[PapaBear]

Of course she wants you! I gave my number to the waiter at one of my favorite diners. He never called, so now I'm too embarrassed to ever go back there. I miss that place.
Just tell him you gave him your number so he could call whenever there's a better waiter there. That way, you can still eat there, and you never have to face him again.

[PapaBear]

Does anyone know a good desktop application for old people? I briefly looked at THIS ONE (http://www.eldy.eu/), but I haven't seen any real reviews of it. I'm trying to help out the mother of a friend.

Why doesn't Dspy ever post outside the listening thread? He could probably help.

[jennysmurf]

Does anyone know a good desktop application for old people? I briefly looked at THIS ONE (http://www.eldy.eu/), but I haven't seen any real reviews of it. I'm trying to help out the mother of a friend.

Why doesn't Dspy ever post outside the listening thread? He could probably help.

Now that he's working again, he rarely posts there either. Just on the occasional rain day. Ask Dell, he's older that disneyspy!

[Chigworthy]

Of course she wants you! I gave my number to the waiter at one of my favorite diners. He never called, so now I'm too embarrassed to ever go back there. I miss that place.

Just tell him you gave him your number so he could call whenever there's a better waiter there. That way, you can still eat there, and you never have to face him again.

Or, get a new phone number, then go in there and say your sorry to him. When he gives you a quizzical look, tell him you are sorry for giving him the phone number for Homosaurus Anonymous, and that it was terribly insensitive.

[jennysmurf]

Or, get a new phone number, then go in there and say your sorry to him. When he gives you a quizzical look, tell him you are sorry for giving him the phone number for Homosaurus Anonymous, and that it was terribly insensitive.

:laugh: Well, I am in San Francisco.

[spoon]

just tell her the limp is from the surgery after the accident you had while rescuing a puppy about to get hit by a train

works every time

[spoon]

:laugh: Well, I am in San Francisco.

queer

[sailor]

just tell her the limp is from the surgery after the accident you had while rescuing a puppy about to get hit by a train

works every time

Tell her you injured yourself organizing the party.

[spoon]

Tell her you injured yourself organizing the party.

yes this

Acquiring wrist bands is dangerous work!

[jennysmurf]

queer

Tell me about it, stud.

[spoon]

Tell me about it, stud.

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[hanso]

If guys wore nails they wouldn't get accused of having dirty nails so much, and how do we know ladies with nails dont have dirty nails?

[spoon]

why is hanso obsessed with nails?

[Gutter]

why is hanso obsessed with nails?

Because, this:

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[spoon]

nice

i love me some forts

[jennysmurf]

Because, this:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/grHJgj-mqiI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'm going to be singing this all day now.:dry:

[jennysmurf]

When does a thread move into the archives? When checking "who's online" I sometimes look at the thread the spammers are trying to bump. A thread from 2003 might still be normal-looking, but one I just looked at from 2009 has been archived.

[PapaBear]

No clue. Not much about this site makes sense.

[jennysmurf]

No clue. Not much about this site makes sense.

That's the truest thing I've heard all day.

[spoon]

That and papabear is gay for vagina.

[PapaBear]

That and papabear is gay for vagina.
Does that mean I'm a chick, or I really like my home state?

[spoon]

You tell us

[spoon]

Lucky you

[jennysmurf]

That and papabear is gay for vagina.

But he said that it was a plague. It's in his modquote!

[spoon]

I know, read about it in who gives a fuck magazine.

[jennysmurf]

I know, read about it in who gives a fuck magazine.

Now there's a magazine I would subscribe to.

[PapaBear]

Now there's a magazine I would subscribe to.
Why would people subscribe to a magazine dedicated to stuff they don't care about?


Wait... Never mind. I have two newspaper subscriptions.

[jennysmurf]

Why would people subscribe to a magazine dedicated to stuff they don't care about?


Wait... Never mind. I have two newspaper subscriptions.

And your Dad has two VCRs. Talk about excess.

[PapaBear]

And your Dad has two VCRs. Talk about excess.
He has 4 VCR's. He's already replaced the dead one. He can't survive without recording Judge Judy (and all the other court shows) every day.

[spoon]

The man likes to be judged all around i guess.

[PapaBear]

The man likes to be judged all around i guess.
No. He likes to see trash get judged. I keep telling him those shows are Springer for old people who think they are watching something educational. He just doesn't get it.

[SonOfSmeagol]

where was PB on Tues night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw59WMSIu7E

[jennysmurf]

where was PB on Tues night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw59WMSIu7E

:laugh:

[PapaBear]

I like to dumpster dive in private.

[spoon]

That's what he calls sex with twinks.

[boobieman]

I like to dumpster dive in private.

I like Turtle dive..In Public

SSEYYAYEAAAA

[jennysmurf]

I like to dumpster dive in private.

That's what he calls sex with twinks.

Sorry, but I have to use this pic again, you guys are bringing the funny tonight.


http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6040/6428900779_9bee2b954a_m.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Am I the only one who misses Dr. Steve posting here? Spammers are always trying to bump those old threads, and I will occasionally peruse them. Every one is a gem. Also, we had a bunch of messed-up people posting here back in the day. :wacko:

[PapaBear]

Am I the only one who misses Dr. Steve posting here? Spammers are always trying to bump those old threads, and I will occasionally peruse them. Every one is a gem. Also, we had a bunch of messed-up people posting here back in the day. :wacko:
I miss him, but I don't miss a lot of his fans.

[jennysmurf]

I miss him, but I don't miss a lot of his fans.

True enough. Next time you're bored, look through some of those old threads. They're totes gross and entertaining.

[PapaBear]

True enough. Next time you're bored, look through some of those old threads. They're totes gross and entertaining.
The gross part is why I never look.

[jennysmurf]

The gross part is why I never look.

Big baby.

[spoon]

The gross part is why I never look.

the gross part is the only reason you got married 15 times!

OOOOOOoooo!

[jennysmurf]

the gross part is the only reason you got married 15 times!

OOOOOOoooo!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ojk11Uwx1r31ujz.jpg

[deliciousV]

Jelly or Jam? Keep in mind that if you say jam, people will know that you are a big ole 'git, unless you are a proud gay person, in which case you would be a jam loving doo doo head.

[SonOfSmeagol]

preserves, my good man

http://pierredewaels.blogs.lalibre.be/media/00/02/2419565336.gif

[jennysmurf]

Jelly or Jam? Keep in mind that if you say jam, people will know that you are a big ole 'git, unless you are a proud gay person, in which case you would be a jam loving doo doo head.

According to RuPaul, who knows about such things, "must be jelly, cause jam don't shake."

http://metrosource.com.s123317.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/RuFreedia.png

[deliciousV]

According to RuPaul, who knows about such things, "must be jelly, cause jam don't shake."

http://metrosource.com.s123317.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/RuFreedia.png

bless his heart

[deliciousV]

preserves, my good man

http://pierredewaels.blogs.lalibre.be/media/00/02/2419565336.gif

because everybody finds themselves craving a nice peanut butter and "preserves" sandwich from time to time.:thumbdown:

[jennysmurf]

because everybody finds themselves craving a nice peanut butter and "preserves" sandwich from time to time.:thumbdown:

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[realmenhatelife]

Jam. Easy to spread, more fruity. I make these strawberry jam biscuits that are pretty damn good.

[jennysmurf]

Jam. Easy to spread, more fruity. I make these strawberry jam biscuits that are pretty damn good.

So you're saying that you're jam, and therefore you don't shake?

[SonOfSmeagol]

because everybody finds themselves craving a nice peanut butter and "preserves" sandwich from time to time.:thumbdown:

well dam, you're right. For a nice sandwich I'd have to go with smooth PB and jam, and reserve the preserves to be taken with a wee bit o butter on biscuit or toast

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/eating/peanut-butter.gif

[PapaBear]

What home page do some of you people use? I've been using Yahoo for years. It was nothing special, but I could deal with the layout, and it had a decent set of news topics to choose from to add to it. Well, they changed their layout and shit, and it SUCKS now!

Look at this fucking mess! And they won't let me change back to the old style.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/yahoo_zps7ca52e96.png

[SonOfSmeagol]

I use the google setup. Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in

[sailor]

I use google news as my home page.

[jennysmurf]

Here's a picture of Papabear when he saw the new Yahoo layout...

http://www.tvworthwatching.com/blog/2009/03/30/60-minutes-andy-rooney-clos.jpg

[PapaBear]

Be nice! I searched the subject, and it looks like a LOT of people hate it. I'm trying out iGoogle now. I'll probably go with that.

[PapaBear]

And, if you want to make fun of me, make fun of the fact that I just reviewed socks on Amazon.

[jennysmurf]

And, if you want to make fun of me, make fun of the fact that I just reviewed socks on Amazon.

Ha! You've got nothin goin on.

[PapaBear]

Ha! You've got nothin goin on.
What do you know? They're damn good socks.

[jennysmurf]

What do you know? They're damn good socks.

Pics or it didn't happen?

[PapaBear]

Pics or it didn't happen?
Socks didn't happen?

[jennysmurf]

Socks didn't happen?

It was a sly way to get you to post a picture of you wearing the socks. Way to overthink things and roon everything.

[PapaBear]

It was a sly way to get you to post a picture of you wearing the socks. Way to overthink things and roon everything.
They're in the dryer. It's laundry day.

[jennysmurf]

They're in the dryer. It's laundry day.

Did you wash them first, or put them in the dryer to "freshen" them so they could be worn again?

[sailor]

Am I the only one who misses Dr. Steve posting here? Spammers are always trying to bump those old threads, and I will occasionally peruse them. Every one is a gem. Also, we had a bunch of messed-up people posting here back in the day. :wacko:

You missed him today...

[PapaBear]

Did you wash them first, or put them in the dryer to "freshen" them so they could be worn again?
I washed them, Dummy! I never do what you suggested. I'm always impeccably clean.

[jennysmurf]

You missed him today...

Ah, is this the post I was supposed to ignore? Cause apparently, I did before.

[PapaBear]

I use the google setup. Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in

I use google news as my home page.
So far, I'm liking it. One question... Do you have your calendar on it? I added the Google calendar, and it only shows one recurring item that I've had set up from my Android phone. Shouldn't it show all of the stuff I've added to my calendar?

[sailor]

So far, I'm liking it. One question... Do you have your calendar on it? I added the Google calendar, and it only shows one recurring item that I've had set up from my Android phone. Shouldn't it show all of the stuff I've added to my calendar?

I just use the generic google news page. I used to use google which you could customize, but I'm more interested in news. Plus, I only use a desktop at work and do everything else thru my phone. I used to use msn like a decade ago until it got all weird itself.

[jennysmurf]

I just use the generic google news page. I used to use google which you could customize, but I'm more interested in news. Plus, I only use a desktop at work and do everything else thru my phone. I used to use msn like a decade ago until it got all weird itself.

You're weird.

[PapaBear]

What's the bigger video rental faux pas? Not rewinding the tape in the 80's or 90's, or leaving fingerprints on the DVD in the 2000's?

[deliciousV]

What's the bigger video rental faux pas? Not rewinding the tape in the 80's or 90's, or leaving fingerprints on the DVD in the 2000's?

both are easily remedied, quitcherbitchen ya grumpy old fart.

[PapaBear]

both are easily remedied, quitcherbitchen ya grumpy old fart.
We live in a society, here!

Actually, I think the fingerprints are worse. With the tape, the rental store people would rewind it for you. There are no more rental stores anymore, so they can't clean the DVD's.

[jennysmurf]

We live in a society, here!

Actually, I think the fingerprints are worse. With the tape, the rental store people would rewind it for you. There are no more rental stores anymore, so they can't clean the DVD's.

You should see the ones we check out from the library. They look like someone gave it to their dog to chew on before returning it. Just cause it's free doesn't mean you should treat it like that!

[PapaBear]

You should see the ones we check out from the library. They look like someone gave it to their dog to chew on before returning it. Just cause it's free doesn't mean you should treat it like that!
I've only checked out non print media from the library once, and it was some CD's. And, yes... The condition was atrocious.

HEY!!! I just remembered something!!! You once complained about e-books ruining libraries, or something. But you pimped one to DelV last night!

[jennysmurf]

I've only checked out non print media from the library once, and it was some CD's. And, yes... The condition was atrocious.

HEY!!! I just remembered something!!! You once complained about e-books ruining libraries, or something. But you pimped one to DelV last night!

It's different this time, it's for Darkhippie! He needs money! And he's adorable! Don't you care about people?

[PapaBear]

It's different this time, it's for Darkhippie! He needs money! And he's adorable! Don't you care about people?
Your old argument is moot now, anyway. Libraries supply e-books. They have given in to the dark side.

[jennysmurf]

Your old argument is moot now, anyway. Libraries supply e-books. They have given in to the dark side.

Yeah they have. I'm not even remotely tempted to get one. I hate worrying about it needing to be charged or turned off when the plane is taking off. (Travelling is the only time I think I might like to have one)

[PapaBear]

Yeah they have. I'm not even remotely tempted to get one. I hate worrying about it needing to be charged or turned off when the plane is taking off. (Travelling is the only time I think I might like to have one)
I read my e books on my phone. Well... I download them to it. Then I sit on the toilet and read the paper.

[jennysmurf]

I read my e books on my phone. Well... I download them to it. Then I sit on the toilet and read the paper.

You know I pictured that. How am I supposed to sleep tonight?:wacko:

[jennysmurf]

Why is Dude viewing my user profile? What's he doing over there, and how will I ever work up the courage to go over there and see?

[disneyspy]

dude and jennay sittin in a tree
S-M-U-R-F-I-N-G

[spoon]

Lil racist kids woukd be well taken care of...fox news cartoons playing all day saturdays too.

[hanso]

How long does it take to kill an ant in the refrigerator?

[jennysmurf]

How long does it take to kill an ant in the refrigerator?

I don't know, I generally try to use something smaller than a refrigerator to kill a bug.

[sailor]

How long does it take to kill an ant in the refrigerator?

A lot longer than in a microwave, I'd surmise.

[jennysmurf]

A lot longer than in a microwave, I'd surmise.

But maybe less time than a freezer?

[sailor]

But maybe less time than a freezer?

Freezer quicker than fridge, unless they go into suspended animation.

[jennysmurf]

Freezer quicker than fridge, unless they go into suspended animation.

What are your thoughts on washer vs. dryer for killing of ants?

[sailor]

What are your thoughts on washer vs. dryer for killing of ants?

Washer. No need to even discuss.

[jennysmurf]

Washer. No need to even discuss.

I guess drowning would work faster than extreme heat. Easier clean-up too.

[sailor]

I guess drowning would work faster than extreme heat. Easier clean-up too.

Totes obvi.

[PapaBear]

I use an iron to kill bugs. I don't hit them with it. I hold it just over them, and turn on the steamer.

[deliciousV]

anybody know what the fuck is up with Johnny Knoxville and the rubber glove on one hand?

[jennysmurf]

anybody know what the fuck is up with Johnny Knoxville and the rubber glove on one hand?

Surgery?

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-et-mn-ca-johnny-knoxville-20131020,0,7070800.story#axzz2iVuvhvIB

[deliciousV]

Surgery?

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-et-mn-ca-johnny-knoxville-20131020,0,7070800.story#axzz2iVuvhvIB

Yep, that fits like a glov......(booo!)
thanks ma'am.

[PapaBear]

http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2009/12/morgan-freeman-hand-425.jpg

[PapaBear]

The French word for grape is raisin. What do they call raisins?

[spoon]

Frank

[deliciousV]

The French word for grape is raisin. What do they call raisins?

whatever they call them, I bet it sounds all faggy

[PapaBear]

whatever they call them, I bet it sounds all faggy
raisin du buttfuck?

[SonOfSmeagol]

grapes Royale?

[PapaBear]

grapes Royale?
But they don't have grapes. Only raisins. And anything Royale must come with cheese. Not even the French would eat raisins with cheese.

[SonOfSmeagol]

But they don't have grapes. Only raisins. And anything Royale must come with cheese. Not even the French would eat raisins with cheese.
how do they make all the wine with no grapes? Smurfberries?

[PapaBear]

how do they make all the wine with no grapes? Smurfberries?
:wallbash:

[sailor]

But they don't have grapes. Only raisins. And anything Royale must come with cheese. Not even the French would eat raisins with cheese.

Regal de Bourgogne with raisins

http://www.formaggiokitchen.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=1132

[PapaBear]

Regal de Bourgogne with raisins

http://www.formaggiokitchen.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=1132
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/What-you-did-s8j2a3_zps1fb50462.jpg

[cougarjake13]

she's hot

[PapaBear]

she's hot
The French have a few redeeming qualities.

[cougarjake13]

The French have a few redeeming qualities.



indeed they do

[deliciousV]

so I follow ronfez.net on the Twitter, aaand I've noticed that occassionally some random post from here will appear as a Twitter post, why? How? Who is making this happen?

I'll hang up and listen

[underdog]

so I follow ronfez.net on the Twitter, aaand I've noticed that occassionally some random post from here will appear as a Twitter post, why? How? Who is making this happen?

I'll hang up and listen

It seems random, and I thought it was only happening from the R&F specific thread.

[deliciousV]

It seems random, and I thought it was only happening from the R&F specific thread.

nope, the one that popped up today was from a new thread started by Fezident, the one before that was from a whole different thread.
No pattern I can see, maybe JJ picking a post here and there to keep the Twitter account active.

[deliciousV]

The only pattern I can see is that most of what gets put on Twitter is questions, maybe JJ retweets them to help get an answer?

[keithy_19]

I can't log into my yahoo email account. It's my main account. I've tried everything. Their customer help page is so fucking useless.

[keithy_19]

I can't log into my yahoo email account. It's my main account. I've tried everything. Their customer help page is so fucking useless.

I didn't ask a question. Does anyone know how I can get my account back?

[spoon]

I didn't ask a question. Does anyone know how I can get my account back?

just paypal me $50 and it's yours

:devil2:

[keithy_19]

just paypal me $50 and it's yours

:devil2:

Deal!

Hey! Wait a minute!

I'm pretty sure I got hacked and they shut it down. It just sucks cause I have my work email through their too, but I also get work info through their that's not based off the organizations database. So I'm completely lost at the moment and Yahoo has the worst tech service ever.

[SonOfSmeagol]

Deal!

Hey! Wait a minute!

I'm pretty sure I got hacked and they shut it down. It just sucks cause I have my work email through their too, but I also get work info through their that's not based off the organizations database. So I'm completely lost at the moment and Yahoo has the worst tech service ever.
shit Keithy that sucks. If you can get it back somehow put 2 factor auth on it - if someone tries to login from a computer you have not approved a code is texted to your cell that is required to complete logon.
If you have any other pers email accounts set this up now!

[SonOfSmeagol]

PS if you get marrisa mayer from yahoo on the horn tell her that stiff she's married to is no good and that I love her

[PapaBear]

A friend of mine had her Yahoo account hacked last week. She had the same complaints about their customer service.

[spoon]

?

[PapaBear]

?
!

[spoon]

No! Where is your question dammit!? And it better be fucking random you shit tit!

Here, I'll go...solve this equation. What is the total nimber of pb wives divided by the times he has smitten JS's advances and multiplied by amount of keithy blog links posted?

Go.

[PapaBear]

No! Where is your question dammit!? And it better be fucking random you shit tit!

Here, I'll go...solve this equation. What is the total nimber of pb wives divided by the times he has smitten JS's advances and multiplied by amount of keithy blog links posted?

Go.
I was giving a non answer to keithy's question.

[spoon]

Were ya?! Booooooo

[PapaBear]

Were ya?! Booooooo
I thought non answers were pretty much par for thread.

[spoon]

Is that a question or statement?! Grrr!















; )

[PapaBear]

Is that a question or statement?! Grrr!















; )
Is it?

[spoon]

Oof

[jennysmurf]

No! Where is your question dammit!? And it better be fucking random you shit tit!

Here, I'll go...solve this equation. What is the total nimber of pb wives divided by the times he has smitten JS's advances and multiplied by amount of keithy blog links posted?

Go.

I was told there would be no math.

[spoon]

There is always math!

Now who needs a taco?

[cougarjake13]

would a tattoo cover up of a black tribal be easier to cover if it was lightened first by laser tattoo removal or just cover it as is ?

[spoon]

no clue at all

that's my PB non answer for the day!

[Snoogans]

would a tattoo cover up of a black tribal be easier to cover if it was lightened first by laser tattoo removal or just cover it as is ?

if it was removed first, there would probably be some scarring, which would most likely make it very hard to impossible to get it covered up and look good.

[realmenhatelife]

would a tattoo cover up of a black tribal be easier to cover if it was lightened first by laser tattoo removal or just cover it as is ?

if it was removed first, there would probably be some scarring, which would most likely make it very hard to impossible to get it covered up and look good.

Consult with the guy you want to do your cover up. I've known people who had stuff lightened pre cover up and also shops that offered lazer removal, but I also agree you may cause a scar that makes it more of a mess.

You may be surprised and not need it lightened it all saving yourself the pain and money.

[jennysmurf]

Why are several spammers trying to bump the "Free Spoon" thread? What do they know, and who are they working for?

[spoon]

smart spammers

free me!!!

[Snoogans]

its only free cause no one wants to pay

[spoon]

I'm no whore…free baby!

[jennysmurf]

I'm no whore…free baby!

Yeah right, the first one's free. After that, you have to pay.

[spoon]

shhhhhh

don't ROOOON it :furious:

[jennysmurf]

shhhhhh

don't ROOOON it :furious:

Snoogans knows what's what.

[spoon]

WHAT
IS
IT
?

IT'S IT!!!


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[PapaBear]

Is it culturally wrong to put matzo balls in spicy chilli flavored ramen noodles?

[jennysmurf]

Is it culturally wrong to put matzo balls in spicy chilli flavored ramen noodles?

It's spiritually and morally wrong to do any of that.

[PapaBear]

It's spiritually and morally wrong to do any of that.
Good. Then that's exactly what I plan to have later on. I might was well eat some crazy shit, since I have to fast for 8 hours starting Midnight tomorrow.

[jennysmurf]

Good. Then that's exactly what I plan to have later on. I might was well eat some crazy shit, since I have to fast for 8 hours starting Midnight tomorrow.

You having something shoved up in ya at the doctor?

[PapaBear]

You having something shoved up in ya at the doctor?
They don't do that anymore, and not until you're 50. I have to get a "biometrics" reading if I don't want to pay about an extra $250 a month, or something crazy like that, for my health insurance. My insurance hasn't gone up much this year, but they're making you jump through hoops to keep it cheap. For some reason, they want people to be healthy.

[jennysmurf]

They don't do that anymore, and not until you're 50. I have to get a "biometrics" reading if I don't want to pay about an extra $250 a month, or something crazy like that, for my health insurance. My insurance hasn't gone up much this year, but they're making you jump through hoops to keep it cheap. For some reason, they want people to be healthy.

You're not 50?

[PapaBear]

You're not 50?
Shut up!:furious: I felt self conscious enough about turning 40. And that was 7 years ago!

[jennysmurf]

Shut up!:furious: I felt self conscious enough about turning 40. And that was 7 years ago!

:innocent:

[PapaBear]

:innocent:
You just hush, or I'll tell people your real age.

[spoon]

Good. Then that's exactly what I plan to have later on. I might was well eat some crazy shit, since I have to fast for 8 hours starting Midnight tomorrow.

how about a NICE piece of shit old man papabear!?


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[jennysmurf]

You just hush, or I'll tell people your real age.

:surrender:

[PapaBear]

how about a NICE piece of shit old man papabear!?


I would have gone with the "you eat shit for breakfast" live from Happy Gilmore.

[spoon]

then you would have chosen WRONG

[PapaBear]

then you would have chosen WRONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pWS8Mg-JWSg#t=44

[spoon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pWS8Mg-JWSg#t=44

you embed like an old person

:lol:

[PapaBear]

you embed like an old person

:lol:
You can't embed from the middle of a video. Only link.

[jennysmurf]

You can't embed from the middle of a video. Only link.

Make him watch the whole thing. If it's worth posting, it's worth watching in it's entirety.

[spoon]

Make him watch the whole thing. If it's worth posting, it's worth watching in it's entirety.

too bad he linked it at the start too

so double fail!!!

hahahaahahaha!!

[PapaBear]

Make him watch the whole thing. If it's worth posting, it's worth watching in it's entirety.
I've come to accept that people can't sit through 44 seconds to get to the punchline.

[PapaBear]

too bad he linked it at the start too

so double fail!!!

hahahaahahaha!!
Wrong. When I click it, it starts at the 44 second mark.

[spoon]

nope

[PapaBear]

nope
It's at the beginning for a split second, then jumps to 44. Maybe you're impatient.

[spoon]

i am, but it most certainly does not jump

[jennysmurf]

i am, but it most certainly does not jump

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[keithy_19]

So, PB did your friend ever get her email back?

[PapaBear]

i am, but it most certainly does not jump
Must be another glitch from Google's recent updates to YouTube (http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/completely-ruined-thousands-petition-youtube-to-change-back-comments-section-20131111-2xb6g.html) that are pissing so many people off.

[jennysmurf]

So, PB did your friend ever get her email back?

PB doesn't have friends...not real ones, anyway.

[PapaBear]

So, PB did your friend ever get her email back?
I think so, but I didn't pay any attention to how. I can check her FB page, but it may take a while. She posts a lot.

[PapaBear]

PB doesn't have friends...not real ones, anyway.
Not only is she my friend, she's still my friend after being a girlfriend! I'm impossible to totally quit.

[spoon]

Not only is she my friend, she's still my friend after being a girlfriend! I'm impossible to totally quit.

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[jennysmurf]

Not only is she my friend, she's still my friend after being a girlfriend! I'm impossible to totally quit.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91e6aysSH1rs4zlf.gif

[jennysmurf]

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:laugh: Spoon and I watched the same show tonight.

[spoon]

still on

ok, just ended

but man, that alien lady was even weirder if that's possible

[jennysmurf]

still on

ok, just ended

but man, that alien lady was even weirder if that's possible

The ones who have no idea how weird they are, turn out to be the most dangerous. I bet she wins the presidency.

[PapaBear]

So, PB did your friend ever get her email back?
One person told her to have the pw reset code sent to her phone. She then said "Finally got through. Reset everything. Thank goodness!!!"

Don't know if that helps you.

[PapaBear]

What are your thoughts on people getting charged with murder, when they provide the drugs in an overdose death? It's been happening a lot around here lately. I can agree with one case. In that one, a woman gave both her husband and her boyfriend lethal doses of Fentanyl, and it's pretty apparent that she intentionally gave them the lethal doses, possibly without them even knowing it. But there are several cases pending, of people supplying heroin to regular heroin users, who end up OD'ing. It's awful, but how is this murder?

[keithy_19]

What are your thoughts on people getting charged with murder, when they provide the drugs in an overdose death? It's been happening a lot around here lately. I can agree with one case. In that one, a woman gave both her husband and her boyfriend lethal doses of Fentanyl, and it's pretty apparent that she intentionally gave them the lethal doses, possibly without them even knowing it. But there are several cases pending, of people supplying heroin to regular heroin users, who end up OD'ing. It's awful, but how is this murder?

I think it's shit. Does that mean that if you sell a legal firearm to someone and they kill themselves or someone else that you're responsible because you sold them the gun?

[PapaBear]

I think it's shit. Does that mean that if you sell a legal firearm to someone and they kill themselves or someone else that you're responsible because you sold them the gun?
I agree that it's shit, but the legal firearm isn't a good analogy. They are basing the murder charges on supplying something that ISN'T legal. And in some cases, they're saying the suspect actually injected the drugs into the "victim". But I don't think that's in all of the cases.

[keithy_19]

I agree that it's shit, but the legal firearm isn't a good analogy. They are basing the murder charges on supplying something that ISN'T legal. And in some cases, they're saying the suspect actually injected the drugs into the "victim". But I don't think that's in all of the cases.

I'm for the legalization of all drugs. Put what you want into your boy. If you die, that's your fault. You assume the risk.

[keithy_19]

I'm for the legalization of all drugs. Put what you want into your boy. If you die, that's your fault. You assume the risk.

I of course meant body but I don't have the heart to fix it.

[PapaBear]

:lol:

[deliciousV]

I'm for the legalization of all drugs. Put what you want into your boy. If you die, that's your fault. You assume the risk.

it will never get better than this moment.

[PapaBear]

it will never get better than this moment.
The boy wanted it. Leave Keithy alone!

[spoon]

What are your thoughts on people getting charged with murder, when they provide the drugs in an overdose death? It's been happening a lot around here lately. I can agree with one case. In that one, a woman gave both her husband and her boyfriend lethal doses of Fentanyl, and it's pretty apparent that she intentionally gave them the lethal doses, possibly without them even knowing it. But there are several cases pending, of people supplying heroin to regular heroin users, who end up OD'ing. It's awful, but how is this murder?

Yah that case you speak of specifically surely is, but the rest is manslaughter tied to a host of other drug charges.

[Chigworthy]

What are your thoughts on people getting charged with murder, when they provide the drugs in an overdose death? It's been happening a lot around here lately. I can agree with one case. In that one, a woman gave both her husband and her boyfriend lethal doses of Fentanyl, and it's pretty apparent that she intentionally gave them the lethal doses, possibly without them even knowing it. But there are several cases pending, of people supplying heroin to regular heroin users, who end up OD'ing. It's awful, but how is this murder?

You aren't confusing homicide with murder are you? Media reporters love to use the term "homicide" to fluff up a story because they know that a lot of people hear "homicide" and actually think of murder.

[realmenhatelife]

I think if you could show that the drug dealer had bad dope or misrepresented the strength of it they should be treated like a wrongful death resulting from a non illicit drug.

[PapaBear]

You aren't confusing homicide with murder are you? Media reporters love to use the term "homicide" to fluff up a story because they know that a lot of people hear "homicide" and actually think of murder.
Nope. In every case, they are being charged with murder. The most recent guy supplied the heroin that killed his father and his father's girlfriend. He's facing two murder charges. There's a guy who was just charged for the murder of a girl with heroin, and just before that, a guy was charged with supplying the heroin that killed a popular local death metal drummer (No... Not Moe).

EDIT: In case you haven't guessed, heroin is a big problem here. It's so much cheaper to drive a couple of hours to Baltimore, and buy heroin on the street, than it is to try to score oxy, like most of the rest of the country.

EDIT EDIT: Now that I listen, they weren't really "death" metal. Just metal.
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[PapaBear]

How the fuck did someone get enough info to make a copy of one of my credit cards?

Cap One called me today, to ask if I tried to make a purchase at Sam's Club in Texas. No. I didn't. And I still have my card. I don't use this particular card very often, and all I've used it for in the past two months is places like Food Lion, and one pizza/sub place. I know for a fact, the Food Lion swipe boxes can't possibly have those things added to, like some people stick on ATM machines, that read your card. The pizza place and possibly Buffalo Wild Wings are the only places I've had to hand the card over to a cashier, and I haven't made any online purchases with it in a while.

I'm just glad Cap One was on the ball enough to realize I've never used my card outside of Virginia, and called me right away.

[cougarjake13]

maybe someone did an old school swipe of ur credit card with the carbon copy deal
went online to Facebook or whatever and got enough info and called up and said they were u and lost their card and needed a new one


although nowadays I'm sure there's a better way that they accomplished this

[SonOfSmeagol]

I'd investigate that string of women you hang with, PB. One of 'em is up to no good I tell you!

[PapaBear]

maybe someone did an old school swipe of ur credit card with the carbon copy deal
went online to Facebook or whatever and got enough info and called up and said they were u and lost their card and needed a new one


although nowadays I'm sure there's a better way that they accomplished this
I think you need to actually make a digital copy of the strip on the card, in order to make a copy that will work at POS station. And no entity such as Facebook has my credit card info.

I'd investigate that string of women you hang with, PB. One of 'em is up to no good I tell you!
Any women I know would be smart enough to take the one with the higher credit limit.

[spoon]

and just before that, a guy was charged with supplying the heroin that killed a popular local death metal drummer (No... Not Moe).


No need for the clarification, one word killed my hope on that one immediately.

[PapaBear]

No need for the clarification, one word killed my hope on that one immediately.
Spoon... You're so spoon!

[spoon]

Spoon... You're so spoon!

and you're so jenny



funny though, the guitar hero/heroin hero South Park is one RIGHT NOW!!

DAMMIT!!! I was just about to catch the dragon!!

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[PapaBear]

How the fuck did someone get enough info to make a copy of one of my credit cards?

Cap One called me today, to ask if I tried to make a purchase at Sam's Club in Texas. No. I didn't. And I still have my card. I don't use this particular card very often, and all I've used it for in the past two months is places like Food Lion, and one pizza/sub place. I know for a fact, the Food Lion swipe boxes can't possibly have those things added to, like some people stick on ATM machines, that read your card. The pizza place and possibly Buffalo Wild Wings are the only places I've had to hand the card over to a cashier, and I haven't made any online purchases with it in a while.

I'm just glad Cap One was on the ball enough to realize I've never used my card outside of Virginia, and called me right away.
Well, I checked my checking account this morning, and "they" got my debit card, too. There was a $50 charge from a Target in Chicago, just two hours after the one on my Cap One card in Houston, yesterday. :wallbash:

Unlike Cap One, my credit union requires me to file a police report in order to get my money back. It took several hours for the Chicago police to call me back. I guess they are busy there, or something. The officer who called me back sounded like a TV/movie stereotype of a black female big city cop. I kept picturing the one that kept wooing Sgt. Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon. Actually, though... Wasn't she like a meter maid or toll booth person? Anyway... I had to explain to her how it was possible for thieves to have duplicates of my cards. I explained that one way is, they swipe my card with a pocket swiper, which stores the info on the strip on the back of the card. They then use that to create a copy of the card. She said, "You'd think if they were smart enough to do all that, they'd think of something better to do with their lives!" Well, she finished taking my report. Though she was very curt at the beginning of the call, I guess my charm warmed her over, and she was very friendly. I wished her a happy Thanksgiving.

I talked to Target, too. They have the register number, transaction number, and time of day. They said, once I made the police report, they would have video of the person doing the transaction, to hand over to the police. I wonder if I get to see that at any point? That would be cool!

To be safe, all of my cards are being reissued. Fortunately, I can borrow money from my dad, until the new cards arrive. Christmas shopping, and all... As it stands, in the past month, the only place I've had to hand both cards to, for them to scan, was the drive through of a nearby McDonald's. I go there after work sometimes, for breakfast. It's cash only for me, from now on.

[deliciousV]

Well, I checked my checking account this morning, and "they" got my debit card, too. There was a $50 charge from a Target in Chicago, just two hours after the one on my Cap One card in Houston, yesterday. :wallbash:

Unlike Cap One, my credit union requires me to file a police report in order to get my money back. It took several hours for the Chicago police to call me back. I guess they are busy there, or something. The officer who called me back sounded like a TV/movie stereotype of a black female big city cop. I kept picturing the one that kept wooing Sgt. Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon. Actually, though... Wasn't she like a meter maid or toll booth person? Anyway... I had to explain to her how it was possible for thieves to have duplicates of my cards. I explained that one way is, they swipe my card with a pocket swiper, which stores the info on the strip on the back of the card. They then use that to create a copy of the card. She said, "You'd think if they were smart enough to do all that, they'd think of something better to do with their lives!" Well, she finished taking my report. Though she was very curt at the beginning of the call, I guess my charm warmed her over, and she was very friendly. I wished her a happy Thanksgiving.

I talked to Target, too. They have the register number, transaction number, and time of day. They said, once I made the police report, they would have video of the person doing the transaction, to hand over to the police. I wonder if I get to see that at any point? That would be cool!

To be safe, all of my cards are being reissued. Fortunately, I can borrow money from my dad, until the new cards arrive. Christmas shopping, and all... As it stands, in the past month, the only place I've had to hand both cards to, for them to scan, was the drive through of a nearby McDonald's. I go there after work sometimes, for breakfast. It's cash only for me, from now on.

that's awful! Sorry to hear it, what a terrible thing to have happen at this time of year.

[PapaBear]

that's awful! Sorry to hear it, what a terrible thing to have happen at this time of year.
It's a major pain in the ass. Not so much the Cap One card, since I rarely use it. But the debit card and my other credit card are very inconvenient. Not to mention, I was drunk and ready to go to bed, when I started dealing with all of it this morning.

[deliciousV]

It's a major pain in the ass. Not so much the Cap One card, since I rarely use it. But the debit card and my other credit card are very inconvenient. Not to mention, I was drunk and ready to go to bed, when I started dealing with all of it this morning.

fucking identity thieves won't let a drunk have a minutes peace!

[spoon]

It's a major pain in the ass. Not so much the Cap One card, since I rarely use it. But the debit card and my other credit card are very inconvenient. Not to mention, I was drunk and ready to go to bed, when I started dealing with all of it this morning.

you better make sure it's not full on identity theft PB

just saying




i too once had a corporate card of mine compromised in which they charges almost 70 washers, dryers, dishwasher and fridges on it. It must have been before they routinely reached out to people or had the normal pattern algorithms in place, bc I found out with my multi thousand dollar bill!! I called it in and they asked me seriously if I just didn't remember buying the devices! I laughed so loudly they must have thought I was losing it… but REALLY?!

[PapaBear]

fucking identity thieves won't let a drunk have a minutes peace!
On the bright side, just a few years ago, my identity wasn't worth stealing.
you better make sure it's not full on identity theft PB

just saying




i too once had a corporate card of mine compromised in which they charges almost 70 washers, dryers, dishwasher and fridges on it. It must have been before they routinely reached out to people or had the normal pattern algorithms in place, bc I found out with my multi thousand dollar bill!! I called it in and they asked me seriously if I just didn't remember buying the devices! I laughed so loudly they must have thought I was losing it… but REALLY?!
I understand the frustration of that. In both cases, I was repeatedly asked if I lost the cards, or lent them to anyone. I kept saying, "I have the card in my hand, and I'm in VIRGINIA!

[spoon]

trouble with your cable or internet

did you check the batteries in your remote/the modem is plugged in?


oof

[SonOfSmeagol]

shit PB, get a service and lock it down. One where the employees use it. Lifelock might not be the best, but it's a start
charges almost 70 washers, dryers, dishwasher and fridges
we heard you wanted to start up a laundromat / deli and just helping a brother out - whatsa problem?

[deliciousV]

trouble with your cable or internet

did you check the batteries in your remote/the modem is plugged in?


oof

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and unplug your cable box/ modem for about 1 minute, I'll wait on the line with you while you wait.

[PapaBear]

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and unplug your cable box/ modem for about 1 minute, I'll wait on the line with you while you wait.
I used to go through that constantly. In the past year or so, they added that instruction to their "on hold" recording. And they also now believe me when I tell them I've tried that already. Another thing Comcast has added is, when it's an outage that's already known in my area, once I punch in my account number, a recording tells me about the outage, and you lose the option to talk to anyone. Before the call automatically terminates, they give you the option to set up a courtesy call, to let you know when service is restored. But I don't bother. The call always come at least 6-12 hours after service is restored.

[PapaBear]

Oh, and I have the modem and router hooked up to an easily accessible power strip. I just turn off the power strip for one minute, instead of unplugging the devices. But I tell them I unplugged them. What they don't know, won't hurt them. These aren't the droids you're looking for.

[deliciousV]

Oh, and I have the modem and router hooked up to an easily accessible power strip. I just turn off the power strip for one minute, instead of unplugging the devices. But I tell them I unplugged them. What they don't know, won't hurt them. These aren't the droids you're looking for.

I was once one of those awful Comcast voices, for about a week. I got the job thru some work from home web site, I trained, with pay, for about a week, then after my 3rd shift, I quit. It was just too stupid, and I was having to work from 4 to midnight, and it was summer, prime party time here at the beach , all I could do was ask people to unplug for a bit, if that didn't fix it I set up a service call, which was weeks away, then they yelled, as they should, and I said goodbye.
Oddly enough we can't even get Comcast here, so that was weird.

[keithy_19]

Is there a free version of Microsoft Works Word Processor I can get? I remember hearing about a different type of word processor that wasn't microsoft but was pretty much the same and was available for free. I just want the word processor.

Anyone know?

[spoon]

try this

http://www.zdnet.com/i/story/60/01/071208/osborne1-btl0309a.jpg

[spoon]

http://salestores.com/stores/images/images_747/DP530CJ.jpg

[PapaBear]

Is there a free version of Microsoft Works Word Processor I can get? I remember hearing about a different type of word processor that wasn't microsoft but was pretty much the same and was available for free. I just want the word processor.

Anyone know?
OpenOffice.org. (http://www.openoffice.org/) It's very, very good, and very very free.

[spoon]

boooo helpful

hooray beer!

[PapaBear]

boooo helpful

hooray beer!
Don't worry. He'll probably forget to check for an honest answer anyway.