Random Questions

[underdog]

Why is it ok to torture shellfish?

[disneyspy]

why did you ask a dumb question instead of answering mine?

[hammersavage]

why can't you spell jizz?

[Suspect Chin]

What does gizz taste like?

[disneyspy]

because he's a gizz mop

after i take a big dump my turd leaves marks and the next time i pee i remove those marks with careful aiming,how do women clean it?

Why is it ok to torture shellfish?

because there was never a geneva crustacean

why can't you spell jizz?

because i'm illerate and old

What does gizz taste like?

why dont you ask your dad

now will some chick answer my question?

[Don Stugots]

because he's a gizz mop

after i take a big dump my turd leaves marks and the next time i pee i remove those marks with careful aiming,how do women clean it?

they use the toilet brush.

[underdog]

How much is a cab from LES to Hoboken?

[weekapaugjz]

How much is a cab from LES to Hoboken?

$2.00

[underdog]

$2.00

YOU ARE A LIAR, SIR.

[sailor]

How much is a cab from LES to Hoboken?

it's under 5 miles, but you'll pay the toll. my 12 mile trip to the bronx costs me about 30-35 + tip. estimate of 15 plus toll plus tip.

then i found this site (http://www.taxifarefinder.com/main.php?from=&fromLoc=Lower+East+Side,+New+York,+NY&to=&toLoc=Hoboken,+NJ&city=NY&entry=index&fromTown=&toTown=&locale=en&submit=Calculate+Fare!) which estimates 15.97 plus toll & tip. damn good guess.

[underdog]

it's under 5 miles, but you'll pay the toll. my 12 mile trip to the bronx costs me about 30-35 + tip. estimate of 15 plus toll plus tip.

then i found this site (http://www.taxifarefinder.com/main.php?from=&fromLoc=Lower+East+Side,+New+York,+NY&to=&toLoc=Hoboken,+NJ&city=NY&entry=index&fromTown=&toTown=&locale=en&submit=Calculate+Fare!) which estimates 15.97 plus toll & tip. damn good guess.

Thanks!

[hammersavage]

YOU ARE A LIAR, SIR.

so much easier to take the PATH that's $2.25, then a cab in Hoboken if you really need it.

[opie's twisted balls]

Why did my parents have my brother circumsized but left my dick au naturale?

[disneyspy]

Why did my parents have my brother circumsized but left my dick au naturale?

maybe it was so small they thought you were a girl

[opie's twisted balls]

I think not

my dick (nsfw) (http://www.woodwardsworld.net/BabyDick.jpg)

[mikeyboy]

Yeah, I don't think you can post that.

[razorboy]

What board do you think you're on?

[weekapaugjz]

could i be more turned on right now?

[razorboy]

could i be more turned on right now?

Probably yes, without the medication.

[underdog]

so much easier to take the PATH that's $2.25, then a cab in Hoboken if you really need it.

I've never taken a train in NYC before. I'm askeered.

[Don Stugots]

I've never taken a train in NYC before. I'm askeered.

the PATH is like an Amtrak train. go for it.

[hammersavage]

I've never taken a train in NYC before. I'm askeered.

its one train that goes back and forth on a 5 stop route. not hard

[Dude!]

Why did my parents have my brother circumsized but left my dick au naturale?

gross
they must have liked
your brother better

[underdog]

the PATH is like an Amtrak train. go for it.

its one train that goes back and forth on a 5 stop route. not hard

I am taking the amtrak down to NYC, so that's practice.

But I have to be in hoboken at 8am. I think I may be too tired (and lazy) to figure out the train.

[disneyspy]

do you know that you were circumsized in that picture?

[hammersavage]

I am taking the amtrak down to NYC, so that's practice.

But I have to be in hoboken at 8am. I think I may be too tired (and lazy) to figure out the train.

every 15 minutes, every day. real tough

[razorboy]

every 15 minutes, every day. real tough

That's your bathhouse mantra?

[mikeyboy]

That's your bathhouse mantra?

There's no way hammer has that kind of stamina.

[hammersavage]

that's why I love mikey. he sees me as a pitcher

[disneyspy]

is hammer the only one you know with callused lips?

[weekapaugjz]

is hammer the only one you know with callused lips?

nope. your mom too.

[razorboy]

that's why I love mikey. he sees me as a pitcher

I thought it was more of a request.

[underdog]

every 15 minutes, every day. real tough

I could step out of the door and hail a cab. And probably expense it, too. That's much easier.

[sailor]

Also, he'd have to get to the path from the LES. Too many steps. Plus I've heard it's much harder to get a cab in Hoboken.

[Suspect Chin]

I think not

my dick (nsfw) (http://www.woodwardsworld.net/BabyDick.jpg)

There went your chances of ever performing music at the Super Bowl.

[Suspect Chin]

Why do people log in and then not post shit?

[PapaBear]

Why do people log in and then not post shit?
I never post shit. Just drivel.

[Suspect Chin]

I never post shit. Just drivel.

I wondered when you'd show up. These poor bastards that have to get up for work are already in bed.

[TooLowBrow]

I never post shit. Just drivel.

shovelfulls

[hedges]

Do you use your debit card more or do you always carry cash?

[sailor]

Do you use your debit card more or do you always carry cash?

in honor of the birthday boy (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63180).

[PapaBear]

shovelfulls
word

[Hottub]

Why is Papa posting while the sun is up?

Not that I mind.:thumbup:

[Don Stugots]

Also, he'd have to get to the path from the LES. Too many steps. Plus I've heard it's much harder to get a cab in Hoboken.

you come out of the PATH station and there is always a line of cabs there waiting.

[Furtherman]

so much easier to take the PATH that's $2.25, then a cab in Hoboken if you really need it.

The PATH is $1.75.

[sailor]

you come out of the PATH station and there is always a line of cabs there waiting.

still, cab (or subway) to path to cab is a lot more work (not to mention time), just to save a few bucks. you sure you're only a halfie?

[Don Stugots]

still, cab (or subway) to path to cab is a lot more work (not to mention time), just to save a few bucks. you sure you're only a halfie?

i am not even 1/10

[Suspect Chin]

When and why did all actors and actresses just become 'actors'? Is there no gender specificity in Hollywood anymore?

[PapaBear]

When and why did all actors and actresses just become 'actors'? Is there no gender specificity in Hollywood anymore?
Around the same time stewardesses became flight attendants. What I want to know is why people keep calling both male and felmale massage therapists, "masseuses".

[weekapaugjz]

Around the same time stewardesses became flight attendants. What I want to know is why people keep calling both male and felmale massage therapists, "masseuses".

i love felmales.

[TooLowBrow]

Around the same time stewardesses became flight attendants. What I want to know is why people keep calling both male and felmale massage therapists, "masseuses".

and why does my dental hygienist have a dick?

[razorboy]

and why does my dental hygienist have a dick?

Because you request it?

[Suspect Chin]

and why does my dental hygienist have a dick?

The only way you'd know that is if you woke up during the anesthesia.

[PapaBear]

i love felmales.
Gay Norman Fell impersonators?

http://www.robbloom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/stanley-roper.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

The only way you'd know that is if you woke up during the anesthesia.

no i always grab and check first

i get odd looks and pretty good results

[midwestjeff]

Did anyone tell you that this was John Mayer crying?

[PapaBear]

Does Autozone keep a computer record of their battery sales? Mine is dead, and under warranty. I'm good about keeping receipts, but I can't find this one. It seems to me, they told me the DO keep a record of the sale, but I'm not sure. Anyone here ever deal with them on this?

[PapaBear]

How did the word "throttling" get into this story (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0212103cowbell1.html?link=rssfeed)?

The Mississippi college student was charged Wednesday with felony assault for allegedly throttling another student

Brasher, an MSU student, was reportedly sitting in the stands with friends from Ole Miss when he was struck with the cowbell (Brasher was treated at a local hospital for a mild concussion and a head wound).

Second question...

Will Ron start "cowbell throttling" any time soon?

[hanso]

Will Howard will paint himself blue And move to Pandora?

[hanso]

Is it really just all about Andy Rooney?

[IamFogHat]

Will Howard will paint himself blue And move to Pandora?

Que?

[disneyspy]

does anyone else think professional bull riders look stupid with helmets on?

[hanso]

Why do our olympic mogul skiers where pj's on their runs?

[PapaBear]

Why did I just see an oven say "I'm staring at your Jews, too", to a woman eating a sub?

[jennysmurf]

Why did I just see an oven say "I'm staring at your Jews, too", to a woman eating a sub?

It's "your choose two" silly buns.:tongue:

[PapaBear]

It's "your choose two" silly buns.:tongue:
Oh. I thought she had big Jew tits.

[jennysmurf]

Oh. I thought she had big Jew tits.

Well, let's not rule anything out.

[hedges]

If you cook a big piece of beef in a crock pot can it be called a roast? Or is it only when you cook it in the oven that it becomes a roast.

[PapaBear]

If you cook a big piece of beef in a crock pot can it be called a roast? Or is it only when you cook it in the oven that it becomes a roast.
I guess it's technically not.

When you roast meat or other food, you cook it by dry heat in an oven or over a fire.

I still call it a roast.

BTW... The slow cooker roast recipe that I usually use, calls for a can of coke. The acid in the coke does a good job of tenderizing it.

[keith richard]

Why do I always get into fights because of my name?

[hedges]

BTW... The slow cooker roast recipe that I usually use, calls for a can of coke. The acid in the coke does a good job of tenderizing it.
I got to try that next time. I made my first roast in a crock recently and it came out a little tough. Now I'm just chowing on it, great leftovers.

[weekapaugjz]

how does the cable go out but cable internet continue to work?

[PapaBear]

how does the cable go out but cable internet continue to work?
I've had that, and the reverse happen. It's usually because they are doing upgrades or maintenance to one or the other. A couple of months ago, Comcast was rearranging some channels. The TV would go out, but not the Internet.

[weekapaugjz]

I've had that, and the reverse happen. It's usually because they are doing upgrades or maintenance to one or the other. A couple of months ago, Comcast was rearranging some channels. The TV would go out, but not the Internet.

it sucks. tv was the only thing keeping me awake right now. i was watching and all of a sudden there was a flash of the squiglies and a burst of static, and says channel not available.

[weekapaugjz]

it's back on. thank jeebus.

[ANC]

I can't stop watching Women's Curling and I don't know why!

[weekapaugjz]

can't all the shitty pictures go in one shitty thread?

[midwestjeff]

I can't stop watching Women's Curling and I don't know why!

Please state your answer in the form of a question.

[midwestjeff]

Is Dopesmoker a new member?

I would love to hear his/her thoughts on anything.

[midwestjeff]

Should I clean this up and submit it to the show since Sleeves won?

<img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNjcyNDM2ODQ1MzEmcHQ9MTI2NzI*MzkwNTgyOC ZwPTEwMjI2MSZkPSZnPTEmbz1kYjg3YWI4NDU1N2Q*NjA*YWNk/NjQ1OGQzZGZlNTI3YSZvZj*w.gif" /><a href="http://www.supload.com/listen?s=mUVJDV">Download Midwestjeff - Penny Stock Chaser</a>

I told the long and boring story about writing it before the official
contest began. Now that he won, it makes since.

I expect answers.

Answers.

[disneyspy]

Should I clean this up and submit it to the show since Sleeves won?

<img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNjcyNDM2ODQ1MzEmcHQ9MTI2NzI*MzkwNTgyOC ZwPTEwMjI2MSZkPSZnPTEmbz1kYjg3YWI4NDU1N2Q*NjA*YWNk/NjQ1OGQzZGZlNTI3YSZvZj*w.gif" /><a href="http://www.supload.com/listen?s=mUVJDV">Download Midwestjeff - Penny Stock Chaser</a>

I told the long and boring story about writing it before the official
contest began. Now that he won, it makes since.

I expect answers.

Answers.

the shit were you sing better than that do do do do cracked me up

[disneyspy]

why hasn't epo been made the moderator of the politics forum?

[disneyspy]

why does this stupid song crack me up so much? Download Midwestjeff - Penny Stock Chaser

[jennysmurf]

why hasn't epo been made the moderator of the politics forum?

Don't you need to be moderate to moderate?

[disneyspy]

Don't you need to be moderate to moderate?

he isnt?

[jennysmurf]

he isnt?

Nah. He's a loosey-goosey, lefty, liberal.:wink:

[midwestjeff]

Is Sue Bender a Gvac board character or is it someone else?

Isn't it time that the truth came out?

Also, is it a waste of stuff to smoke right now considering I need to go to bed in about an hour?

[Slumbag]

Also, is it a waste of stuff to smoke right now considering I need to go to bed in about an hour?

Noooo.

[weekapaugjz]

Noooo.

exactly. help you drift off to sweet, sweet dreams.

[midwestjeff]

Why did I even ask?

:smoke:

[weekapaugjz]

Why did I even ask?

:smoke:

you wanted us to validate your drug abuse.

[midwestjeff]

Doesn't every addict need enablers?

[disneyspy]

dont they need drug dealers?

[PapaBear]

My 18 volt Craftsman work light broke. Sears has one that looks just like it, but it says it's 19.2 volts. Will my 18 volt battery pack work in it?

[razorboy]

My 18 volt Craftsman work light broke. Sears has one that looks just like it, but it says it's 19.2 volts. Will my 18 volt battery pack work in it?

Did you buy it from Sears? If so, they have to replace any Craftsman tool free of charge.

[PapaBear]

Did you buy it from Sears? If so, they have to replace any Craftsman tool free of charge.
That policy isn't for power tools. Only hand tools.

[PapaBear]

BTW... Here's my light.

http://cdn.propertyroom.com/ImageServer/Sellers/Seller1/Images/CtrImgs/1_112201021728888.jpg



And here's the 19.2 volt light.

http://s7.sears.com/is/image/Sears/00911391000-1

[StanUpshaw]

I can all but guarantee that they won't fit.

[PapaBear]

I can all but guarantee that they won't fit.
The battery will definitely fit. The batteries look identical in every way. I'm just wondering if my 18 volt battery will actually power a 19.2 volt light.

[StanUpshaw]

I imagine the power would be sufficient, but I still think they're different dimensions.

18v http://www.craftsman.com/shc/s/p_10155_12602_00911378000P
19.2v http://www.craftsman.com/shc/s/p_10155_12602_00911375000P

But it looks like the light is only $15, so you won't be out much cash if it doesn't work.

[PapaBear]

I imagine the power would be sufficient, but I still think they're different dimensions.

18v http://www.craftsman.com/shc/s/p_10155_12602_00911378000P
19.2v http://www.craftsman.com/shc/s/p_10155_12602_00911375000P

But it looks like the light is only $15, so you won't be out much cash if it doesn't work.
Oddly enough, neither of those batteries look like mine. Both of them have two notches on the one side of the insert part. Mine only has one on that side.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/battery2.jpg


Hopefully, they will have one in the actual store, so I can just try to put my battery in it. If not, I guess I'll just buy one and have them ship it to the store. If it doesn't fit, I'll return it.

That damn light has really come in handy over the last 2+ years. I wish I hadn't kicked it over, when I was doing the brake job on my car!

[StanUpshaw]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Craftsman-18-Volt-Cordless-worklight-NEW_W0QQitemZ390166332107QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Fla shlights?hash=item5ad7b9c2cb

or

http://cgi.ebay.com/CRAFTSMAN-18V-CORDLESS-WORKLIGHT-LIGHT-FLASHLIGHT-11511_W0QQitemZ350322984108QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_F lashlights?hash=item5190e084ac

20 bux shipped

[PapaBear]

Why does Avast keep giving me blocked virus warnings about Unhallowed? It's happened at least three times since I reformatted my computer last week. I'm not sure about the first couple of times, but this most recent one was when I clicked on an old thread started by Moe.

Is Death Metal Moe REALLY that dirty?:ohmy:

[disneyspy]

the opening music for O&A and JACKASS 2 who had it first?

[StanUpshaw]

the opening music for O&A and JACKASS 2 who had it first?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecstasy_of_Gold

Since moving to XM Satellite Radio in 2004, talk radio duo Opie and Anthony have used the original recording and various covers to open their live broadcasts, best-of compilations, and to end "The Walkover" bit.

The opening scene of Jackass Number Two (2006), in which the cast is chased through a suburban neighborhood by bulls, is accompanied by this piece.

They both stole it from Metallica, who stole it from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

[disneyspy]

thanks,stan the man

[ANC]

Which key the ringing in my ears is in..?

[OGC]

Which key the ringing in my ears is in..?


I don't know about which key your ringing is in, but the ringing in my ears is about 4000 hz.

[opie's twisted balls]

Where's my laundry hamper?

I have one of those three binned laundry hampers/sorters and have lost one of the bins. How in the holy fuck does this happen? I have a bungalow with the laundry on the main floor. The dirty laundry is collected in the closet off the master bath and then either carried to wheeled to the laundry room. Once washed/dried its loaded up and then carried/wheeled backed to the bedroom for sorting and putting away. The bins or cart have a geographic range of at most 75'. I don't have any roommates, the GF is too much of a princess to do laundry, the dog lacking opposable thumbs can't be responsible......how do I lose stuff like this???

$100 reward for any of you who can tell me where it is.


http://i39.tinypic.com/2zq7vhs.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Where's my laundry hamper?

I have one of those three binned laundry hampers/sorters and have lost one of the bins. How in the holy fuck does this happen? I have a bungalow with the laundry on the main floor. The dirty laundry is collected in the closet off the master bath and then either carried to wheeled to the laundry room. Once washed/dried its loaded up and then carried/wheeled backed to the bedroom for sorting and putting away. The bins or cart have a geographic range of at most 75'. I don't have any roommates, the GF is too much of a princess to do laundry, the dog lacking opposable thumbs can't be responsible......how do I lose stuff like this???

$100 reward for any of you who can tell me where it is.


http://i39.tinypic.com/2zq7vhs.jpg

When you were pulling dirty laundry out of it, you didn't notice you had taken the cloth bin off with the laundry and washed it. Now it is clinging to your clean laundry, hiding and smirking at you.

[opie's twisted balls]

When you were pulling dirty laundry out of it, you didn't notice you had taken the cloth bin off with the laundry and washed it. Now it is clinging to your clean laundry, hiding and smirking at you.
I thought about that but not feasible for the following:

I normally don't do laundry while stoned or drunk and would have to have been really fucked up to miss putting one of the bins in the machine
I normally don't fold laundry while stoned or drunk and would have to have been really fucked up to miss leaving the bin stuck to a t-shirt
The washing machine is a front load so has a small door making it difficult to insert such an object
Setting aside the first three reasons I'm sure I'd have heard two chunks of metal banging around my dryer


All I know this is driving my OCD nuts. I've checked all the logical places a half dozen times and no fucking bag/bin to be found. And since I'm a neurotic douche bag about things like this only having 2 of the 3 bins is annoying me to no end. About to make a special trip to walmart just to buy a replacement......I'm insane.

[Chigworthy]

I thought about that but not feasible for the following:

I normally don't do laundry while stoned or drunk and would have to have been really fucked up to miss putting one of the bins in the machine
I normally don't fold laundry while stoned or drunk and would have to have been really fucked up to miss leaving the bin stuck to a t-shirt
The washing machine is a front load so has a small door making it difficult to insert such an object
Setting aside the first three reasons I'm sure I'd have heard two chunks of metal banging around my dryer


All I know this is driving my OCD nuts. I've checked all the logical places a half dozen times and no fucking bag/bin to be found. And since I'm a neurotic douche bag about since things like this only having 2 of the 3 bins is annoying me to no end. About to make a special trip to walmart just to buy a replacement......I'm insane.

I wasn't really gonna make you pay me the $100. Just admit I was right, and move on.

[disneyspy]

maybe the dingo ate your baggy

[Chigworthy]

Why does IFC constantly play Nowhere? It may be the worst movie of the 90's.

[disneyspy]

how many BJs did undie have to promise hammer to get that done?

[underdog]

how many BJs did undie have to promise hammer to get that done?

I didn't ask anyone! I wanted you to have the MSU logo as your avatar.

[Jughead]

If this would be worth seeing tonight with Mrs Jug???????Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)

[StanUpshaw]

What is the best way to market adult products and services to affluent older men?

[disneyspy]

What is the best way to market adult products and services to affluent older men?

try high heels and lipstick you whore

[PapaBear]

Is there any decent alternative to that double sided tape that you use to mount stuff (like XM units) to your dashboard? Every kind I've tried can't handle the heat, when I leave my car parked all day when it's hot. I suppose I could use mighty putty, but that stuff may be a little TOO strong.

[Bellyfullasnot]

Is there any decent alternative to that double sided tape that you use to mount stuff (like XM units) to your dashboard? Every kind I've tried can't handle the heat, when I leave my car parked all day when it's hot. I suppose I could use mighty putty, but that stuff may be a little TOO strong.

Hey Papa B, Go to Home Depot's carpet tool section and pick up some double sided tape. It's very adhesive and you will feel like a mouse stuck in a glue trap when peeling it the first time. I think it's manufactured by Rhino (or something like that). The only drawback is that your going to have to buy a whole roll for ten bucks. It works pretty good.

[PapaBear]

Hey Papa B, Go to Home Depot's carpet tool section and pick up some double sided tape. It's very adhesive and you will feel like a mouse stuck in a glue trap when peeling it the first time. I think it's manufactured by Rhino (or something like that). The only drawback is that your going to have to buy a whole roll for ten bucks. It works pretty good.
Does it still handle heat? Some of the tape I've used is also very strong. But it still doesn't hold up on a hot day.

[Bellyfullasnot]

Wedding dress Ryan.......what the fuck?

[CaptainBlowhole]

Papa, I went to West Marine and got a heat and weather resistant type of velcro. Its the same stuff they put on EZ Pass and I put one piece on the bottom of the unit and one on the dash. Amazingly strong and stable. Try it.

[underdog]

Is there any decent alternative to that double sided tape that you use to mount stuff (like XM units) to your dashboard? Every kind I've tried can't handle the heat, when I leave my car parked all day when it's hot. I suppose I could use mighty putty, but that stuff may be a little TOO strong.

I always had problems with my EZPass on my windshield and I found some industrial Velcro at Home Depot and it never falls off anymore. Takes the heat well.

[PapaBear]

Papa, I went to West Marine and got a heat and weather resistant type of velcro. Its the same stuff they put on EZ Pass and I put one piece on the bottom of the unit and one on the dash. Amazingly strong and stable. Try it.

I always had problems with my EZPass on my windshield and I found some industrial Velcro at Home Depot and it never falls off anymore. Takes the heat well.
Sounds like a good idea. I like the velcro aspect, too. I don't know anything about West Marine, so I'll try Home Depot.

[PapaBear]

Why do perfectly fine web sites feel the need to change their layout so often? Facebook and Youtube are the worst offenders, but now the Comcast TV Show Listings site had to go fuck up theirs, too! They used to list the year a movie came out, or the original air date on series repeats. They also would give 1-4 star rating for the movies. All that is gone, now!:furious:

[razorboy]

Why do perfectly fine web sites feel the need to change their layout so often? Facebook and Youtube are the worst offenders, but now the Comcast TV Show Listings site had to go fuck up theirs, too! They used to list the year a movie came out, or the original air date on series repeats. They also would give 1-4 star rating for the movies. All that is gone, now!:furious:

Why are you still watching the Coelacanth of cable networks?

[PapaBear]

Why are you still watching the Coelacanth of cable networks?
Coelacanth? Que? Comcast is all there is here.

[hedges]

Coelacanth? Que? Comcast is all there is here.

nice reference

[PapaBear]

Ok. I looked it up. It's an old fish. Is Comcast old, or something? I have no idea. We used to have Adelphia, but Comcast bought it a few years ago. All I know is, I'm pissed off that they fucked up their TV listings website.

[CaptainBlowhole]

Comcast = Prodigy

[Bellyfullasnot]

Does it still handle heat? Some of the tape I've used is also very strong. But it still doesn't hold up on a hot day.

Sorry, I missed your reply. This summer will be the first real test in the heat.

[CaptainBlowhole]

Is it wrong that I enjoy the smell of my pee after eating asparagus?

[Sue_Bender]

Is it wrong that I enjoy the smell of my pee after eating asparagus?

NO.

It's wrong that I enjoy the smell of your pee after eating asparagus.

[RoseBlood]

Why can't I find the bored at work thread.

Search feature sucks.

[Jughead]

Why can't I find the bored at work thread.

Search feature sucks.

I was telling papa bear the same thing the other day..I thought I was doing something wrong.....Hi Rose:bye:

[PapaBear]

Why can't I find the bored at work thread.

Search feature sucks.
I went to "search thread titles" and typed "bored at work". (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59564&highlight=bored+at+work) :smoke:

[CaptainBlowhole]

Why do people insist on microwaving leftover fish at work and stinking up the office?

[StanUpshaw]

Why do people insist on microwaving leftover fish at work and stinking up the office?

I'd seriously start to throw hands if someone did that.

[disneyspy]

mexi is a rule?

[STC-Dub]

Did I just hear Brian Williams say "Jonesing" on the nightly news?

[CZM]

Why must all movies be in 3D?

[WhistlePig]

Why must all movies be in 3D?

I hate that, too. I actually saw my first 3-D movie (since the 70s!) a month ago and when I left my brain was so jangled I couldn't even think straight for an hour! Awful.

[Sue_Bender]

Why must all movies be in 3D?


To get your ass in the theater when the films have NOTHING else going for them.


They're putrid shit.

[CZM]

I was in Bestbuy recently and I tried the Samsung 3D. It was ridiculous. 400 for a pair of 3D glasses and total was 4000 for everything. What if my friend has sony 3D? Incompatible?!
En. 3D is the next Betamax. lol

[hanso]

If we Raise our fist to the MetalChild. Will it then go to Sirius?

[CaptainBlowhole]

How come when I am rushing to get to work and want a cup of coffee on the way in, does there have to be someone in front of me buying every number combination for lottery numbers?

[CaptainBlowhole]

How do they get the last few stitches in a baseball?

[disneyspy]

who does the ronfeznet twitter page?,theres so many followers im surprised today is the first time ive heard of it,am i the last to know?

[StanUpshaw]

How do they get the last few stitches in a baseball?

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[PapaBear]

Is it wrong that I haven't deleted my daughter's ex boyfriend from FaceBook, because his post break up posts are hilariously Drama Queen-ish? Am I evil?

[underdog]

Is it wrong that I haven't deleted my daughter's ex boyfriend from FaceBook, because his post break up posts are hilariously Drama Queen-ish? Am I evil?

Who friends their girlfriend's father?

[PapaBear]

Who friends their girlfriend's father?
I thought it was pretty weird when it happened, too. He never communicated with me. He just friended me.. He's being seriously over dramatic now. Especially since he's the idiot who first broke up. He tried to get her back the same day. She told him to shove off, and got a new boyfriend the next day.

[Devo37]

Is it wrong that I haven't deleted my daughter's ex boyfriend from FaceBook, because his post break up posts are hilariously Drama Queen-ish? Am I evil?

it's probably more wrong that you're facebook friends with your daughter's boyfriend

[PapaBear]

it's probably more wrong that you're facebook friends with your daughter's boyfriend


What was I supposed to do? Say no? I didn't want to give the kid a complex.

BTW... He was probably trying to get on my good side or something.

[jennysmurf]

What was I supposed to do? Say no? I didn't want to give the kid a complex.

BTW... He was probably trying to get on my good side or something.

That's why I befriended you on facebook.:wink:

[PapaBear]

That's why I befriended you on facebook.:wink:
And you've been nothing but trouble ever since! :nono:

[jennysmurf]

And you've been nothing but trouble ever since! :nono:

Me? Never!:innocent:

[StanUpshaw]

A sleep tech seems like a pretty easy job with decent pay. Anyone here a polysomnographer?

[PapaBear]

A sleep tech seems like a pretty easy job with decent pay. Anyone here a polysomnographer?
You really want to listen to people snore all night?

[StanUpshaw]

I've accepted that I'm never going to like what I do for a living. Now I'm just looking for something easy.

[PapaBear]

I've accepted that I'm never going to like what I do for a living. Now I'm just looking for something easy.
You could sign up to be a guinea pig for sleep medication testing. And moonlight as a pillow tester.

[Poochie]

You could sign up to be a guinea pig for sleep medication testing. And moonlight as a pillow tester.

Papa is so wise.

[PapaBear]

Papa is so wise.
Make sure you come back, Pooch. You have been missed. Why did you have to come back on a night/morning I have to sign out early? :wallbash:

[Poochie]

Make sure you come back, Pooch. You have been missed. Why did you have to come back on a night/morning I have to sign out early? :wallbash:

Oh Papa, I have missed you! We shall talk. Goodnight. Sweet Dreams.

[IamFogHat]

Can someone explain this to me? Are they like retarded or trying to be funny or what the hell is going on here? Do all their songs sound like this madness?
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[Chigworthy]

Can someone explain this to me? Are they like retarded or trying to be funny or what the hell is going on here? Do all their songs sound like this madness?
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If you listened to Special Delivery, you would know.

[RoseBlood]

Is it a bad idea to discuss personal issues with your boss?

[Barnaby Jones]

Always!

[Furtherman]

Is it a bad idea to discuss personal issues with your boss?

Yes. Definitely yes.

[PapaBear]

Am I being a jinx, if I point out that there hasn't been a remake of Logan's Run?

[StanUpshaw]

Does Michelle Obama suffer Bells palsy, or maybe have a glass eye? She looked so fucking weird on American Idol.

[PapaBear]

Am I being a jinx, if I point out that there hasn't been a remake of Logan's Run?
DAMMIT!!! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402344/) :wallbash:

[Space Edge]

Can someone explain this to me? Are they like retarded or trying to be funny or what the hell is going on here? Do all their songs sound like this madness?
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If you listened to Special Delivery, you would know.

I know nothing about special delivery but that song rules
"Fucking Magnets How do They Work"

[PapaBear]

Why has it been taking forever lately, to send a pic from my phone to my email? I did a couple last week, and they didn't get to my email for a couple of hours. I sent some more about two hours ago, and I still haven't gotten them! :furious:

[StanUpshaw]

I need some new clothes.

Is the Jeans+Untucked Shirt+Jacket look still in? :help:

[PapaBear]

I need some new clothes.

Is the Jeans+Untucked Shirt+Jacket look still in? :help:
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[CaptainBlowhole]

Let's say you were stopped at a light and suddenly you are hit from behind. You look at the driver and it's a cop in a cop car and he is on a cell phone.
You both get out to check the damage and there is minimal to no damage on your car.
He mentions how he might get in trouble if this were to be reported.
Do you let him go or do you make him do what he would likely have done were the situation the other way around?

[Furtherman]

Let's say you were stopped at a light and suddenly you are hit from behind. You look at the driver and it's a cop in a cop car and he is on a cell phone.
You both get out to check the damage and there is minimal to no damage on your car.
He mentions how he might get in trouble if this were to be reported.
Do you let him go or do you make him do what he would likely have done were the situation the other way around?

If he was on his phone and you're in an area where that's illegal, I'd ask him to get out an accident report and start writing. Even if there is minimal damage, he should pay.

[TripleSkeet]

Let's say you were stopped at a light and suddenly you are hit from behind. You look at the driver and it's a cop in a cop car and he is on a cell phone.
You both get out to check the damage and there is minimal to no damage on your car.
He mentions how he might get in trouble if this were to be reported.
Do you let him go or do you make him do what he would likely have done were the situation the other way around?

Id let him go and ask for an FOP card so the next time I got pulled over the favor could be returned.

[StanUpshaw]

Id let him go and ask for an FOP card so the next time I got pulled over the favor could be returned.

Seriously. You have someone to call now. Cherish it.

[torker]

Can this person be sane?


Report: Touro College
Reported By: RippedoffbyTouro (New York City New York)
United States of America Touro College Claire Daffner and diagnosed me with an Auditory Processing Disorder, New York City, New York

Below you will find the description of what took place in Touro College, School of Health Sciences Occupational Therapy Program. I have also included in the package two loose leaf binders. One binder has transcripts, registration papers, appeal letters, e-mails from professors
and staff, an audio cassette and a CD of a conversation that took place with me and Professor Claire Daffner who discriminated me in the dual degree B.S. in Health Sciences and M.S. in Occupational Therapy Program in Touro College. The other binder has exams and term papers. I reported and sent my evidence to various agencies including, United States Department of Education Office for Civil Rights who later dropped the investigation. I also reported Touro College's discrimination to channels, CBS 2, NBC 4, ABC 7, WPIX 11. I also contacted the FBI and explained my situation about my discrimination and unfair practices and reported how police came to my residents without court a order, or subpoena and did not read me Miranda Warning, or told me the charges brought against me.

I told the FBI that Touro College has illegal practices and abuses its power as well as wrote an e-mails to United States Student Association who responded quickly to me, but Touro College has not made any attempt to resolve the situation. Below you will find a more detailed version of my story and the experience I have been going through since I joined Touro College as a student.

I identify myself as an American Citizen and I am in a legal loophole. Touro College framed me for crime I did not commit and took away my right for education . I received a misdemeanor. Misdemeanor, which I got, is unjust because police, lawyers and the U.S. Department of Education authorities hided most evidence under the influence of Touro College.

One day, in the morning, when I was getting ready to go to work, police came to my home without a court order. They did not read me Miranda Warning and told me to take off my tie. My lawyer Ilya Z. Kleynerman told me that if I pursue a court appeal it will ruin my life and make Assistant District Attorney Jonathan Lenzner very angry.

It all started when I applied to Touro College School
of Health Sciences program in dual degree in BS in Health Sciences and MS in Occupational Therapy. In the year of 2004 I was invited for an interview with Claire Daffner a professor in the Occupational Therapy program in Touro College. On the interview Professor Claire Daffner, asked me questions regarding my national origin, my family socioeconomic status as well as made racial remarks. Claire Daffner asked me the following questions during the interview, "Do you live in a Russian Ghetto?, What do your parents do for a living?, Are you an Introvert or an Extravert?, What are you going to do if you are not going to be accepted into the program?” Within a month, in mail I received a rejection letter stating that I was not accepted into the program. Later, I was accepted in the program for the Fall of 2005 semester with the assistance of Michael Cherner and Andrique Baron.

I was invited to Bayshore campus to meet with Elyse Pimsler and in her office she told me, “Andrique Barron is no longer your advocate.” As the semester went along in Gross Anatomy course at Bayshore Occupational Therapy Program I was segregated away from Occupational Therapy students and forced to sit with Physical Therapy students during examinations and lectures. I received unfair exams, was graded unfairly and did not receive class curves as other OT students received. I was truly neglected by professors. I believe that as an Occupational Therapy student I was a performing better than average but my grades were lowered and not curved as the rest of the class. Unfortunately the lack of support and negative environment produced by faculty and staff made it difficult for me to pursue my dream of becoming an Occupational Therapist.

I turned to Professor Piroska Szabo the Gross Anatomy Professor for help, but unfortunately she was the one lowering my grades. Professor Piroska Szabo said to me, “"No one will ever ask you about your grades, and you are used to failing". Imagine what I have been going through. In Gross Anatomy cadaver dissection laboratory I was placed in the back of the class and received little attention from instructors. I felt hopeless and had no one to turn to. I was emotionally tormented by the events that took place. Not knowing what to do next, I turned to Michael Cherner the Director of Kings Highway Touro College campus and Andrique Barron Director of admissions in Touro College for help; who were both sent to jail recently. My Gross Anatomy Professor Piroska Szabo failed me in the course and I met with the Occupational Therapy Department Leave of Absence and Academic Standing Committee to discuss my future in Occupational Therapy Program and asked for a second chance to retake the Gross Anatomy course. The committee put me on academic probation with the condition that If I do well in the Gross Anatomy course I will be allowed to continue my studies.

I retook the Gross Anatomy course in Manhattan Campus for Spring 2006 semester with Professor Stephen Kanter who gave me an excellent grade. Afterward, the committee sent me a letter stating that I would be placed on academic probation and be allowed to transfer to Manhattan Occupational Therapy Program and begin my full time studies in Summer of 2006 semester under the conditions that I maintain my GPA, not fail more than 3 courses and Professor Claire Daffner would be my academic advisor and that I would have to see her weekly.

Later, I was invited to Claire Daffner's class, where she gave me and other students registration papers to select courses for the upcoming Summer 2006 semester in Occupational Therapy program at Manhattan campus. I chose a full time course load of twenty credits for this semester.

Claire Daffner collected my signed registration papers along with other students in the class. The courses I registered for are: (HS-150 Kinesiology 4 Credits), (HS-190 Neurosciences 4 Credits), (OT-123 Growth & Development II 2 Credits), (OT-131 Psycho Social 3 Credits), (OT-135 Substance Abuse Seminar 1 Credit), (OT-175 OT Theory & Practice I 3 Credits). During my mandatory weekly meetings with her, she verbally abused me, made threats that I will fail all of my courses, diagnosed me with an "Auditory Processing Disorder" (She is not a medical doctor), as well as told me that other students are smarter and better than me. I have this on audio recording tape and CD. Claire Daffner told me, "You don't know what I am capable of doing." As a student, I did well in all of my courses but Instructors under Claire Daffner's influence lowered my grades and made my learning environment unbearable for me.

As a result, Claire Daffner Professor of OT-175 OT Theory & Practice I 3 Credits failed me in her course. Professor Lana Goodman of OT-131 Psycho Social 3 Credits failed me despite of my excellent performance in her class. I received a letter in mail stating that I am dismissed from the Occupational Therapy Program. The requirement to be kicked out from the program is by failing 3 courses. Theoretically I did not fail 3 courses but Gross Anatomy course which I retook and received an excellent grade was not accounted for as a passing course.

It is Claire Daffner who did this. Afterward, I appealed to the Occupational Therapy Committee including Dean School of Health Sciences Joseph Weisberg as well as Associate Dean School of Health Sciences Gerald D. Barry Ph.D to allow me continue my education and become an Occupational Therapist, but I was denied every appeal by Occupational Therapy Department Leave of Absence and Academic Standing Committee. I also asked Joseph Weisberg to arrange a hearing with me but he never did. During a meeting with Vera-Jean Clark Brown the Director of Occupational Therapy Program, she said to me, “You will never become an Occupational Therapist”. Months later to a year after I have been dismissed from the Occupational Therapy Program I noticed in my Touro College student log in account that I was missing 27 credits in the following courses and they were not reflected anymore on my transcript.

The following courses were deleted are:(HS-104 Gross Anatomy 7 Credits), For Spring 2006 Semester, I retook (HS-150 Kinesiology 4 Credits), For Summer 2006 Semester (HS-190 Neurosciences 4 Credits), For Summer 2006 Semester (OT-123 Growth & Development II 2 Credits), For Summer 2006 Semester (OT-131 Psycho Social 3 Credits), For Summer 2006 Semester (OT-135 Substance Abuse Seminar 1 Credit), For Summer 2006 Semester (OT-175 OT Theory & Practice I 3 Credits). For Summer 2006 Semester As soon as I found out that my courses has been deleted, I contacted the Director of Occupational Therapy Program, Vera-Jean Clark Brown. Ms. Clark Brown told me that I should not see the professors in regard to my missing courses and grades instead, see Vladimir Rozin the main Registrar at the Manhattan Touro College Campus at 27-33 West 23 Street. She also told me, “You're a nice guy I feel sorry for you.” During a meeting with the Registrar Vladimir Rozin I demanded that he return my courses and that I was discriminated by Professor Claire Daffner in addition to that, I have exams and paperwork to prove that I did attend those courses as well as have appeal letters where the courses are defined. He told me that it is the administration's fault and that I should find my registration papers for these courses on my own. He also said to me, “You smell like a criminal”.

Months later, I wanted to complete my Bachelor Degree, despite the fact that my grades were stolen from me. I met with Lacey Shaw an Adviser at Touro College, who told me that I will not be able to be accepted into Touro College and that I will be told the same thing by everyone including the Dean. But he gave me registration forms for courses to complete my Bachelor's Degree. I went through the registration process twice and at the end I was told to see Vladimir Rozin who told me that I should have asked his permission before I began my admission and registration process. Rozin told me to go with him to see Middle States representative about my situation and was told by both of them that there is nothing they can do. The Representative told me to apply to Excelsior College and later on I sent my transcript to Excelsior College. Recently, I met with Dr. Bernard Lander president of Touro College and I respectfully requested that he give me a second chance at life and allow me to complete my Bachelor's Degree. I contacted the Office of the President who told me to see Avery Horowitz, Associate Dean of Students for Advisement and Counseling. Mr. Avery Horowitz told me that I would be allowed to register for courses he even asked me about what degree which would I want to pursue. I told him Psychology or Liberal Arts. He told me it is okay and that I should see Sofia Volfson an Academic Adviser at Touro College Flatbush Ave J campus to register for courses.

During my advisement with Ms Sofia Volfson I filled out registration papers for courses. I was even advised by her to sit in Experimental Psychology course while registration would process. I set in one class, but later she told loudly in the hallway, "I was set up, I couldn't do anything!" She told me that I have a permanent Touro College hold. She even attempted to snatch away my student copy of registration papers for courses I signed up for. I felt frightened and left the building not knowing what to do next. Later, I wrote numerous appeals to President Bernard Lander, Allan Kadish Senior Provost, and to Office of the President asking them to give me a second chance to complete my Bachelor's degree but I had no reply from them. Allan Kadish took over Touro College after Bernard Lander retired. Later, I contacted and reported these problems to the United Stated Department of Education Office for Civil Rights as well as the FBI, United States Students Association, CBS 2, NBC 4, ABC 7, WPIX 11, letting them know about the events that took place at Touro College and that my rights have been violated numerous times. U.S Department of Education Office for Civil Rights sent me a letter in mail stating that my request for Touro College investigation is denied and that my occupation of study is Physical Therapy and not Occupational Therapy. Office for Civil Rights dropped the investigation.:blink:

[PapaBear]

So... Many... WORDS!

[Chigworthy]

Can this person be sane?

Yes. I didn't read most of it. I deduced the answer when I reached this point:

I have also included in the package two loose leaf binders.

Batshit schizoid.

[CaptainBlowhole]

That person is insane and there are quite a few of them in this world. They attempt to gain advancement because they believe they are entitled by default, and they use these words to attract legal help to attain their goals. But all they do is disrupt. There was a job placement test in my company and I taking the test with 20 other people, including a woman who suddenly started in with a similar outburst and this went on and on. She must have realized she was unable to comprehend the test and sought to disrupt the who process with a rant. Its very disturbing to witness.

[IamFogHat]

What's the thing you put coffee in that you take to work with you? Cause I just broke mine. I was trying to screw the head on and the handle ripped off in my stupid hand.

[Chigworthy]

What's the thing you put coffee in that you take to work with you? Cause I just broke mine. I was trying to screw the head on and the handle ripped off in my stupid hand.

It's called a skull, Mr. Gein.

[CaptainBlowhole]

Thermos

[underdog]

You're in a public bathroom, all the urinals are taken so you have to piss in a stall.

Do you shut the door of the stall?

If you do, do you lock it as well?

[Furtherman]

You're in a public bathroom, all the urinals are taken so you have to piss in a stall.

Do you shut the door of the stall?

If you do, do you lock it as well?

No.

[Dell]

You're in a public bathroom, all the urinals are taken so you have to piss in a stall.

Do you shut the door of the stall?

If you do, do you lock it as well?

I don't shut the door...

[IamFogHat]

You're in a public bathroom, all the urinals are taken so you have to piss in a stall.

Do you shut the door of the stall?

If you do, do you lock it as well?

I leave the door open and pee standing up with my pants pulled down.

[jennysmurf]

I leave the door open and pee standing up with my pants pulled down.

And facing away from the toilet.

[Hottub]

You're in a public bathroom, all the urinals are taken so you have to piss in a stall.

Do you shut the door of the stall?

If you do, do you lock it as well?

I use the sink.

Then blow the droplets away with the hand dryer.

[IamFogHat]

And facing away from the toilet.

Oh yeah, how could I forget? What else did I forget?:tongue:

[jennysmurf]

Oh yeah, how could I forget? What else did I forget?:tongue:

That you do a "rushing water" sound effect as you do it?

[IamFogHat]

That you do a "rushing water" sound effect as you do it?

I like to give everyone in the bathroom a full experience.

[Chigworthy]

Everyone always forgets the floor drain in a restroom. Very handy.

[PapaBear]

Why don't black people get offended by Tyler Perry shows?

[IamFogHat]

Why don't black people get offended by Tyler Perry shows?

They do. It's like asking why don't whitey's get offended by the blue collar tour.

[torker]

Why don't people hammer Hannity on having dual citizenship the way he would hammer Obama?
http://www.thepostemail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hannity.jpg

I mean why would somebody need to have dual citizenship?
What does that say about how they really feel about America?
I mean, it just doesn't add up.

[StanUpshaw]

Is he? I can't find any source that substantiates that.

[torker]

Is he? I can't find any source that substantiates that.

According to the New York Times (http://movies.nytimes.com/person/440632/Sean-Hannity)...
'The conservative half of the theatrical roundtable show Hannity & Colmes on the Fox News Channel,
Sean Hannity grew up in New York state, though he has dual citizenship in both the U.S. and Ireland'.

Though their source is suspect.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jyVWFrTZBDA/0.jpg
But then why doesn't he prove he doesn't have dual citizenship?
Why keep dodging the question? I mean for crying out loud...You know,
what about American exceptionalism and our place in the free world.
He turned his back on Poland, turned his back on the Iranian freedom movement,
it's like he's turning his back on America.

[StanUpshaw]

I searched Google books and Google's news archive, and the only place anything like that is mentioned is in a story's reader comments, where someone says that his wikipedia page says he has an Irish passport.

I remain unconvinced.

[torker]

I searched Google books and Google's news archive, and the only place anything like that is mentioned is in a story's reader comments, where someone says that his wikipedia page says he has an Irish passport.

I remain unconvinced.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6q-f-zD4xPY/SgQJ9ensE9I/AAAAAAAAOHQ/5jt3NWCHFUc/s320/SeanHannity+copy.jpg
So, you thinks it's right to just accept his word for it?
He's lied about everthing else, and your gonna take his word on this?
Next thing ya know where gonna be forced to have dual citizenship.
I'm sorry, but this isn't the America I grew up in, this isn't the America Ronald Reagan knew.

[PapaBear]

When did Al Roker turn white?

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[underdog]

Did Fez really think the topic of "What Disney Princess had it the worst" would be a good discussion point for a 202 audience? I'm blown away at him bringing that up.

[razorboy]

When did Al Roker turn white?

When wasn't he white?

[CaptainBlowhole]

I had a Wendys Mandarin chicken salad and they have slices of mandarin oranges in it. They always look and feel the same, always whole pieces. Does someone peel oranges for a living? Do they wear gloves? Is it a machine that does it?

[PapaBear]

Why can Smart Balance call their milk "Fat Free" when it has 2% of your daily recommended allowance of fat?

[StanUpshaw]

I had a Wendys Mandarin chicken salad and they have slices of mandarin oranges in it. They always look and feel the same, always whole pieces. Does someone peel oranges for a living? Do they wear gloves? Is it a machine that does it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_orange

Canned mandarin segments are peeled to remove the white pith prior to canning; otherwise, they turn bitter. Segments are peeled using a chemical process. First, the segments are scalded in hot water to loosen the skin; then they are bathed in a lye solution which digests the albedo and membranes. Finally, the segments undergo several rinses in plain water.

[StanUpshaw]

Why can Smart Balance call their milk "Fat Free" when it has 2% of your daily recommended allowance of fat?

http://www.smartbalance.com/MilkFatFree.aspx

Smart Balance™ Fat-Free Milk with Omega-3s & Vitamin E
You might think 2% milk is low in saturated fat. But one glass has 20% more saturated fat than a small order of French fries.*

Switch to Smart Balance™ Fat-Free Milk with Omega-3s and Vitamin E. It tastes rich and creamy like 2%, but without the saturated fat. It is also an excellent source of EPA/DHA Omega-3s, essential fatty acids that support cardiovascular health, healthy brain function and overall health maintenance. Plus it has 25% more calcium and protein in every glass, as well as valuable Vitamin E. It’s the real deal. 0% saturated fat. 100% delicious.™**

* Small fries 13g total fat / 2.5g saturated fat; 2% milk 5g total fat / 3g saturated fat. Source: USDA Nutrient Database

** 1g total fat per serving from Omega-3s

[PapaBear]

Interesting. It's very tasty, BTW. Pricey, though.

[TooLowBrow]

what do they do with the fat they take out of milk?

what do they do with the sugar they take out of 'less sugar' products?

[PapaBear]

what do they do with the fat they take out of milk?

what do they do with the sugar they take out of 'less sugar' products?
They keep it with the caffeine that they took out of the decaf coffee.

[TooLowBrow]

what am i supposed to do with the change from a 99cent purchase when i pay with a dollar?

[StanUpshaw]

what do they do with the fat they take out of milk?

Seriously?

After you milk a cow, the liquid will begin to separate. The stuff at the top is the fatty cream, and once you "skim" it from the top, you're left with skim milk.


I see. Fuck you then.

[PapaBear]

what am i supposed to do with the change from a 99cent purchase when i pay with a dollar?
http://www.riseoverrunmag.com/images/1108.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

Interesting. It's very tasty, BTW. Pricey, though.

Here is the legal side of things. What the FDA allows to be labeled and so forth:

http://imgur.com/29ZVo.jpg
http://imgur.com/ZfYnn.png
http://imgur.com/qHF6q.png
http://imgur.com/win4c.png

[TooLowBrow]

http://www.riseoverrunmag.com/images/1108.jpg

pathetic

[PapaBear]

pathetic
I love those things. I hate getting back 99 cents in change.

[Slumbag]

Would you watch a Niecy Nash sex tape?

I would.

[ANC]

So I was sitting at a bench with 2 sides. There is plenty of other places to sit. So where does he sit? Directly in back of my like we're secret agents at a rendezvous. What a cocksucker. What is wrong with people?

[jennysmurf]

So I was sitting at a bench with 2 sides. There is plenty of other places to sit. So where does he sit? Directly in back of my like we're secret agents at a rendezvous. What a cocksucker. What is wrong with people?

He thought you were cute and wanted to be close enough to smell you. Give the poor guy a break.

[PapaBear]

I'm behind on the show. Does the vacation start tomorrow? And when is it over?

[Chigworthy]

I'm behind on the show. Does the vacation start tomorrow? And when is it over?

R&F? Vacation starts tomorrow and runs through next week I believe.

[PapaBear]

R&F? Vacation starts tomorrow and runs through next week I believe.
Thank you, kind Sir.

[PapaBear]

Why can't I find embed codes on Youtube all of the sudden? I hit the "share" button and it only gives me the direct link code. Even on my own videos. Did they change something, or did my setting get changed somehow?

EDIT: Figured it out. You now have to right click it to get the code. Stop changing shit, Youtube!

[hanso]

I left click on embed from what I remember.

[IamFogHat]

What did New Coke taste like?

[sailor]

Am I just crazy or was he making fun of himself in his original post?

[PapaBear]

What did New Coke taste like?
Too sweet and less cola "feel".

[midwestjeff]

I know vaginas are really gross to most of you but should I fuck a married chick?

Technically she is separated but I could easily see her going back.

[ozzie]

I know vaginas are really gross to most of you but should I fuck a married chick?

Technically she is separated but I could easily see her going back.

If you don't, she'll find someone else that will. Why else separate from your Husband?

[Suspect Chin]

I know vaginas are really gross to most of you but should I fuck a married chick?

Technically she is separated but I could easily see her going back.

Don't be an idiot. Yes. Just make sure you don't get involved with her afterward.

[StanUpshaw]

Anyone wear suspenders? I've been thinking about switching.

[midwestjeff]

Anyone wear suspenders? I've been thinking about switching.

Don't.

And, about the married chick, she swears it is over. Uh huh, sure baby.

Now, don't forget my balls!

Although, knowing my own shitty self, I will probably end up being the next sap that marries her. I suck.

[KC2OSO]

I know vaginas are really gross to most of you but should I fuck a married chick?

Technically she is separated but I could easily see her going back.
Eat it first...

[PapaBear]

There's a commercial running for Wal Mart that talks about coffee being sold for $5. A disclaimer says it's not valid in Oklahoma, Wisconsin, and Hawaii. I can understand Hawaii, but why would OK and WI be excluded? Do they have some crazy coffee tax or something?

[underdog]

There's a commercial running for Wal Mart that talks about coffee being sold for $5. A disclaimer says it's not valid in Oklahoma, Wisconsin, and Hawaii. I can understand Hawaii, but why would OK and WI be excluded? Do they have some crazy coffee tax or something?

Maybe they don't allow coffee specials?

[StanUpshaw]

There's a commercial running for Wal Mart that talks about coffee being sold for $5. A disclaimer says it's not valid in Oklahoma, Wisconsin, and Hawaii. I can understand Hawaii, but why would OK and WI be excluded? Do they have some crazy coffee tax or something?

I haven't figured out why, but it's a boilerplate disclaimer on all kinds of WalMart sales, not just coffee.

[PapaBear]

I haven't figured out why, but it's a boilerplate disclaimer on all kinds of WalMart sales, not just coffee.
Weird.

[underdog]

Is Scott Ferrell doing voice over work for ABC now?

[midwestjeff]

How come I can only make gay jokes tonight?

[disneyspy]

How come I can only make gay jokes tonight?

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[IamFogHat]

Why does horniness never go away?

[midwestjeff]

This is the second day in a row that one of my neighbors is mowing her yard in a bikini top. They are both pretty hot.

How is it that I am not fucking one of them?

Am I a fag?

[Hottub]

This is the second day in a row that one of my neighbors is mowing her yard in a bikini top. They are both pretty hot.

How is it that I am not fucking one of them?

Am I a fag?


A) Yes you are.
B) Is either one married? Are you willing to munch the sweaty "I just mowed the lawn in a bikini" box?

[midwestjeff]

A) I'm really beginning to wonder.

B) I'm pretty sure both are single. One is 30-ish and the other probably 24-ish.
As far as eating sweaty box, I'm so down.