Fake Bake

[ShelleBink]

More for the girls than the guys... anyone have a good fake tan stuff they use?&nbsp; I'm sick of being pale as Casper but I burn pretty quickly ((Irish curse)).&nbsp; I remember the last fake tan I used I ended up looking like an oompa loompa ((and had bleached blonde hair then too... god what was I thinking))<br />

[Judge Smails]

<p>My wife is (was) the whitest white girl I've ever seen.&nbsp; The last two months she's been using Jergens Natural Glow and I've really noticed a difference; and she seems happy with it too.&nbsp; And the best part of all- not very expensive.</p>

[suggums]

<p>pale is hot.</p><p>(irish/german/swedish mutt speaking)&nbsp;</p>

[ShelleBink]

i dont mind being pale, but i bruise pretty easily ((and i bump into things a lot)) so i kinda like tans to diminish my stupidity hehe<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Fake Bake</font></strong> </p><p>i prefer Shake n Bake</p><p>BBQ</p>

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i dont mind being pale, but i bruise pretty easily ((and i bump into things a lot)) so i kinda like tans to diminish my stupidity hehe<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>snoogs, is there something we should know? whats next, she &quot;fell down the stairs&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

As long as she doesn't start falling up the stairs, then everything's copacetic.

[nevnut]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">Fake Bake</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>i prefer Shake n Bake</p><p>BBQ</p><p>I prefer Wake n Bake</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i dont mind being pale, but i bruise pretty easily ((and i bump into things a lot)) so i kinda like tans to diminish my stupidity hehe<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p>snoogs, is there something we should know? whats next, she &quot;fell down the stairs&quot; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Noooooooooo.&nbsp; No abused girlfriend here.&nbsp; Its more like the placement of stuff in my house that is easy to trip over ((shoes... boxes of crap... the fucking vaccum)).&nbsp; Not to mention how violent my cousin's 16 month old gets with his plastic hockey stick.&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp; Not to mention how violent my cousin's 16 month old gets with his plastic hockey stick.&nbsp;</p><p>gross.</p><p>wrong thread as well.</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/49762/FORUM/71/page/Could_I_get_banged_with_child_abuse_for_this_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/49762/FORUM/71/page/Could_I_get_banged_with_child_abuse_for_this_.htm</a></p>

[GwEnYpOo]

<p>deff jergens natural glow , i use it and im totally happy with it , just make sure when you put it on you put small amounts on at a time , the tan will gradually build , if you put too much on you get uneven looking , also , dont put it on right before you go out because you may start hearing ,&quot;whats that smell?&quot; i made that mistake once , it smells really good in the bottle , but after its on you for a few hours it , well , it doesnt smell bad , just wierd . so put it on when you're not going anywhere.</p>