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Reephdweller

04-18-2006, 02:33 PM

TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be delivered in total silence.The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fiancZe Katie was pregnant before she told him.And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex life, saying: "It's spectacular." <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16958010&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=exclusive--tom-chews-name_page.html">http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16958010%26method=full%26siteid=94762% 26headline=exclusive%2d%2dtom%2dchews-name_page.html</a> He just gets stranger by the day.

Bulldogcakes

04-18-2006, 02:41 PM

<img width="392" height="512" border="0" src="http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/04/14/imageLA10504132222.jpg" />"Fame does that to you"

Tall_James

04-18-2006, 02:42 PM

<img height="247" src="http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/Humor/captionit/images/05_baby_in_pot.jpg" width="350" border="0" />"Tom - dinner's ready"

SinA

04-18-2006, 02:45 PM

not to defend him, but i've heard of people doing that before.  well, about cow placenta, at least.  since it's a "meat" that doesn't require slaughtering any animal, vegetarians can eat it.that dude, however, is just a wierdo.

Bulldogcakes

04-18-2006, 02:45 PM

<img width="400" height="304" border="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Human_placenta_baby_side.jpg/400px-Human_placenta_baby_side.jpg" /><img width="480" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.truax.org/3_tom/1log/03/pregnancy/birth/images/03_05-04_0455_placenta_open_side.jpg" />  Now I'm starvin

Tall_James

04-18-2006, 02:46 PM

<img height="640" src="http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/91515/hippie%20photos%20vieux.gif" width="426" border="0" />These are the types of people who eat placentas.Oh, and this guy...<img height="220" src="http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/0210/gallery.serial.killings/jeffrey.dahmer.jpg" width="324" border="0" />

Tall_James

04-18-2006, 02:47 PM

I'm sure I speak for all the fathers here when they saw that mess drop out after the kid made its entrance -"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?! HOLY SHIT THAT'S GROSS!"

This message was edited by Tall_James on 4-18-06 @ 6:52 PM

FUNKMAN

04-18-2006, 03:30 PM

Tall_James wrote: I'm sure I speak for all the fathers here when they saw that mess drop out after the kid made its entrance -"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?! HOLY SHIT THAT'S GROSS!"This message was edited by Tall_James on 4-18-06 @ 6:52 PM i remember it clear as day with the birth of our first daughter. the doctor had a stainless steel bowl and as the placenta fell into it it filled the bowl to the tippy top and i remember thinking "wow, he measured that to a tee"...lightning crashes, a new mother cries her placenta falls to the floor the angel opens her eyes the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door

Fallon

04-18-2006, 03:38 PM

I am soooooo sick of him already!

suggums

04-18-2006, 03:43 PM

sorry gang... ____The Web is buzzing with the shocking “news” that Tom Cruise plans to
eat the placenta after his girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth. Cruise’s comment – a joke he made during an interview with GQ
– is being taken out of context and reported as legitimate news. Some
sites are going so far as to quote medical experts on the topic of
placenta-eating. Cruise, 43, told GQ: "I'm gonna eat
the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna
eat the cord and the placenta right there." When it was pointed out
that it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: "OK, maybe I won't." Asked
about the comments by ABC's Diane Sawyer, the star replied: "Yeah,
we're going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn't that normal and
natural? No, we're not eating it."
But most sites aren’t making note of the fact that Cruise was kidding. “Tom
Cruise is reportedly planning to eat the placenta and umbilical cord
after fianc‚e Katie Holmes gives birth to their child,” reports mtv.uk.
iAfrica.com declares: “Tom Cruise is intending to eat Katie Holmes' placenta after his fianc‚e has given birth to their baby.”
“Hollywood actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta,” reports Ireland’s rte.ie.
Britain’s itv.com says: "Sofa leaping father-to-be Tom Cruise has
revealed his latest bizarre plan - to eat Katie Holmes' placenta.” At
least one online news source “gets” it. At the Info About News site,
the placenta remark merits only a passing mention deep down in a story
about Cruise. “Oh, and he made a pretty nifty joke about eating the placenta,” reads the site. “Really, it was funny.” _____from canada.com

FUNKMAN

04-18-2006, 03:47 PM

Tom Cruise: 'I'll eat my baby's placenta'... Tom could Eat Da fucking Brassiole...

Bulldogcakes

04-18-2006, 03:57 PM

suggums wrote: sorry gang... ____The Web is buzzing with the shocking “news” that Tom Cruise plans to
eat the placenta after his girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth. Cruise’s comment – a joke he made during an interview with GQ
– is being taken out of context and reported as legitimate news.  I guess he should be more worried that everyone found it so believable.  <blockquote />

EliSnow

04-18-2006, 04:01 PM

Just read he and Katie had a girl they named Suri:<a href="http://www.rr.com/flash/index.cfm">http://www.rr.com/flash/index.cfm</a>

suggums

04-18-2006, 04:02 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: suggums wrote: sorry gang... ____The Web is buzzing with the shocking “news” that Tom Cruise plans to
eat the placenta after his girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth. Cruise’s comment – a joke he made during an interview with GQ
– is being taken out of context and reported as legitimate news. I guess he should be more worried that everyone found it so believable. <a href="http://www.zug.com/pranks/media/">yeah but the media in general is pretty pathetic these days</a> <blockquote />

This message was edited by suggums on 4-18-06 @ 8:02 PM

04-18-2006, 04:12 PM

Ssshhhh...Quiet, everyone.  It's a baby Scientologist, after all. Gifts?How about  Play do .   So, she can get a start on those clay tables.                              Hail Xenu!* Maybe Tom meant to say he'll eat some Polenta after.

FUNKMAN

04-18-2006, 04:30 PM

he can eat some old guys colostomy bag for all i care...

torker

04-18-2006, 04:37 PM

Tom Cruise: 'I'll eat my baby's placenta'... but I won't eat my wife's pussy."<img height="102" src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050611/050611_cruiseHolmes_hmed_6p.h2.jpg" width="191" border="0" />

Reephdweller

04-18-2006, 04:51 PM

I aint buying it. I think he said it seriously and someone told him to backtrack on his statement to GQ. Just like he's now backtracking on saying she can't scream during the delivery. The guys a nut and has gone way off the reservation.

Fallon

04-18-2006, 05:10 PM

Just read he and Katie had a girl they named SuriSuuuuuuri.

Judge Smails

04-18-2006, 08:08 PM

EliSnow wrote: Just read he and Katie had a girl they named Suri:  Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry.

PapaBear

04-18-2006, 08:28 PM

Apparently, People Magazine likes Tom more than Brook Shields. They both had their daughters on the same day, but the headlines read like this...<a href="http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1170244,00.html" target="_self">Katie and Tom Have a Girl!</a>  (notice the exclamation point)<a href="http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1174449,00.html" target="_self">Brook Shields Has a Girl</a> (notice, no exclamation point)The Scientologists must have something to do with this!!! (notice, 3 exclamation points)

NITRON

04-18-2006, 08:41 PM

Seriously, I like real news.

fezident

04-18-2006, 08:44 PM

I might be the only person alive that doesn't buy into all these wacky Tom Cruise stories.  I've heard representitives for Scientology talk about some of the hot-button topics/rumours that are all over the media now and they put that shit to bed.Katie is "allowed" to talk during the pregnancy.  What she is NOT supposed to do is curse, swear, or say anything negative i.e. "get this thing outta me" etc etc.  Anybody else who happens to be in the room is encouraged to speak positively and/or be as quiet as possible.  REASON: people are always "recording" what they hear and any negativity will be "archived".  It will be remembered. Sure, it sounds odd to some of us but, it's not really crazy.  I mean, we live in an age where people take their DOG to see a shrink. People give birth underwater. People read horoscopes. People actually believe in baseball & sports "curses".  Athletes have all kinds of superstitious rituals. People keep their children on a leash!!  People are fuckin' weird, man.Tom Cruise has been actively reading about psychiatry for many years.  If you read interviews from 1996 he talks about how there are alternative ways to help people and that medications should be an absolute last resort.  When he did the Matt Lauer gig, he wasn't just spouting off spontaneously.   I think Tom is a media punching bag.  These tabs love to put a spin on everything.  "Crazy Cruise has TWO planes on standby in case Katie goes into labor".  SO WHAT? Nuthin' wrong with that.  That guy could probably misplace 50 million dollars and not even notice.  Is renting two planes really all THAT bizarre?!  Wouldn't any expecting father do the same if he was in another country and his wife was gonna drop? (and, obviously, if he could afford it)  Why put the "crazy cruise" in the headline?  Know what I mean?  Anyone?  Anyone??

SinA

04-18-2006, 08:47 PM

now when is fezzie gonna find a nice girl and settle down?

tele7

04-18-2006, 08:51 PM

PapaBear

04-18-2006, 08:55 PM

Fezident has fallen under their spell... we must deprogram him!<img height="200" src="http://www.freshdiversion.com/fresharchive/diversions/freshD010/FreshDiversion/content/random/WHEEL.gif" width="200" border="0" />Sorry... I couldn't find a pic of John Waters with his hypno wheel. It would have been better.

Reephdweller

04-19-2006, 01:28 AM

Katie is "allowed" to talk during the pregnancy.  What she is NOT supposed to do is curse, swear, or say anything negative i.e. "get this thing outta me" etc etc.  Anybody else who happens to be in the room is encouraged to speak positively and/or be as quiet as possible.  REASON: people are always "recording" what they hear and any negativity will be "archived".  It will be remembered. Sure, it sounds odd to some of us but, it's not really crazy.  To me that sounds far more destructive to do to someone psychologically who'se giving birth to have to think of all these rules when she has enough pressures and thoughts in her head to deal with. And what would be the harm or shame is she did blurt out a curse during any number of times during the excrutiating process of giving birth. How will Tom's psychology help her if/when she develops posrt pardom depression as a result of all the stress and anxiety that he put her through?

fezident

04-19-2006, 02:08 AM

I'm not BLINDLY accepting of whatever Tom Cruise says.  I'm merely saying that he's not a f'cking lunatic.  There's at least SOME logic to the things he's said.  The "silence" thing is/was exaggerated.  It's not a bunch of silent monks standing around demanding total silence from her.  It's merely an environment where cursing and screaming is not encouraged.  They don't feel the first thing a baby hears is "FUUUUUCK!!!!!" and stuff like that.  In their belief system, the baby WILL retain that memory.

Doctor Manhattan

04-19-2006, 04:35 AM

SinA wrote: not to defend him, but i've heard of people doing that before.  well, about cow placenta, at least.  since it's a "meat" that doesn't require slaughtering any animal, vegetarians can eat it.that dude, however, is just a wierdo.I hate to defend Tom as well, but I have heard of people eating placenta, not just a cow's but their own placenta. I don't know why he'd reveal that, does he not care that people think he's a wacko?I also think he does have a good point about people using medication for mental issues. I don't think it not nessessary in some cases (Like Tom does) but I do agree that it's used WAY too often.I kills me that MI:III actually looks like it might be good (MI:II sucked, and these movies should be called Mission Impossible, there is no MI team)

A.J.

04-19-2006, 05:20 AM

And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex life, saying: "It's spectacular."Let's see, she's been pregnant most of the time they've been together.  Mmm-hmm.And you know he wanted to say it was "fabulous".

EliSnow

04-19-2006, 05:30 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Doctor Manhattan wrote: SinA wrote: not to defend him, but i've heard of people doing that before.ÿ well, about cow placenta, at least.ÿ since it's a "meat" that doesn't require slaughtering any animal, vegetarians can eat it.that dude, however, is just a wierdo.I hate to defend Tom as well, but I have heard of people eating placenta, not just a cow's but their own placenta. I don't know why he'd reveal that, does he not care that people think he's a wacko?I also think he does have a good point about people using medication for mental issues. I don't think it not nessessary in some cases (Like Tom does) but I do agree that it's used WAY too often.I kills me that MI:III actually looks like it might be good (MI:II sucked, and these movies should be called Mission Impossible, there is no MI team)<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Bulldogcakes

04-19-2006, 03:15 PM

THis was all a misunderstanding. What he said was for MI3 he wants 10 placent of the gross . . . . . .  .

SatCam

04-19-2006, 03:34 PM

He should eat the baby

FezPaul

04-19-2006, 03:44 PM

SatCam wrote: He should eat the baby http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/acry.jpgAnd blame it on the dingo.

thepaulo

04-19-2006, 09:56 PM

this is too weird....according to E news.....Brooke Shields was giving birth down the hall within hours Katie

Bulldogcakes

04-24-2006, 03:53 PM

<h3><a href="http://www.amateurgourmet.com/the_amateur_gourmet/2006/04/tom_cruises_pla.html" target="_self" title="Tom Cruise's Placenta Polenta">Tom Cruise's Placenta Polenta</a></h3>Tom Cruise's Placenta Polenta

2 cups polenta (not quick cooking---good things take time, like LOVVVE) 
2 tsps salt (don't use Kosher salt---Jews are nice, but they're not Scientologists!) 
8 cups water (preferably water that hasn't been placed near any anti-depressants. Those are so unnecessary.) 
1 placenta (Mmmmm...wait'll you see the picture!)

<img width="200" border="0" src="http://www-medlib.med.utah.edu/WebPath/COW/COW008.jpg" alt="IMG_2.JPG" />

(Aren't you drooling? I bet you're drooling.)

1. Bring water to a boil in a pot, add salt and then add polenta in
a thin stream like the way Val Kilmer's hair streamed in Top Gun, not
that I noticed the way his hair streamed but it's just a valid
reference to help you understand your polenta pouring procedure. Dude,
I'm really not gay--I just had a baby, for crying out loud, and I'm
about to eat the placenta. Would a gay guy really eat a placenta? I
don't think so, girlfriend!

2. Sniff the placenta. If it smells rotten, find another recently
mothered Scientologist former star of Dawson's Creek and ask to borrow
hers. Should this fail, consider using a calves' liver. But first
insert it into your woman's orifice so it's more like the genuine
product. (Yo, I know that's sick but it's about the beauty of the
ritual, y'all, ok! I'm just trying to keep it real.) Slice into small
pieces.

3. Place the small pieces of placenta on top of the polenta. Mmmm,
doesn't that smell good? Allow the heat of the polenta to warm the
placenta pieces before chewing. Perhaps drizzle with some olive oil,
some Parmesan and some freshly chopped parsley? It's a regular feast! 

I'm so glad my woman could feed me with her love and feed me with
her placenta. Now I'll carry a piece of her in me always the way I
carry a lock of Brad Pitt's hair from "Interview" in my pocket always.
That's totally a joke! I don't have pockets. I just have love for my
woman. XOXO, Tommy.<h3> </h3>