EffMeBoobs
10-19-2001, 07:06 PM
I remember a whole mess of them. Here are quite a few of mine. Share yours! It will bring back memories...
Jesus Christ!
Superstar!
Who in the fuck do you think you are?
Marijuana, Marijuana
LSD, LSD
Scientists make it.
Teachers take it.
Why can't we? Why can't we?
Rudolph the bright gun cowboy
Had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever saw it, you had better run.
All of the other cowboys used to laugh and call him
name.
They never let poor Rudolph join in any cowboy games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say.
Rudolph with your gun so bright, won't you shoot my wife
tonight?
Hi Ho, Hi ho,
It's off to work she goes.
She does a fuck
and gets her buck,
Hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.
Miss Lucy bought a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to
Hello, operator. Give me number nine
If you disconnect me, I'll chop off your
Behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and it went right up her
Assssssk me no more questions tell me no more lies
Boys are in the bathroom pulling up their
Flies are in the kitchen, Bees are in the park
Boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark, dark, dark.
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, all these things so good to eat, and me without my spoon...Me without my spoon...Me without my spoon...All these things so good to eat,and me without my spoon...
To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Come and listen to my story
'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer
Couldn't keep his wife in bed
Then one day he was shootin' at some food
And out of hidin' comes Elly Mae nude
(Nekkid that is)
Well, the next thing you know
Ole Jed's over there
Pinchin on her tits
And pullin on her hair
Along came Granny with a ten foot pole
And stuck it right up Jed's tight asshole
(Sideways that is)
Roll, Roll, Roll a Joint.
Do it all the time.
Take a toke,
Hold the smoke.
Blow your fucking mind
She was comin' 'round the mountain doing ninety.
When the chain on her motorcycle broke.
She was found in the grass
With the kickstand up her ass
And her titties playing Dixie on the spokes.
Ta-ra-ra boom-de-ay!
We're off from school today
Our teacher passed away
We threw her in the bay
She scared the fish away
They found her yesterday
Ta-ra-ra boom-de-ay!
Ta-ra-ra boom!
to the tune of If You're Happy and You Know It
There's a skeeter on my peter, get it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, get it off
There's a dozen on my cousin can't you hear the bastards buzzin
There's a skeeter on my peter, get it off
Joy to the world, the school burned down
and all the teachers died
where is the principal, he's hanging from the flagpole
with a rope around his neck, with a rope around his neck,
a rooope, a rooope, around his neck.
Glory, glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit 'er in the heel with a motorcycle wheel
and she don't teach no more.
Glory, glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit 'er in the boob with a television tube
and she don't teach no more.
Suffocation, takes co-ordination,
Suffocation, new game you can play.
First you take a pillow case,
then you glue it to your face.
Go to bed,
Wake up dead, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Georgie Porgie, grass and weed
Fucked the girls and made them bleed When their mothers came out to play Georgie Porgie ran away.
God bless my underwear
My only pair.
Stand beside them,
And guide them,
Through the wash and the rip and the tear
God bless my underwear.
My only pair.
From the washer,
To the dryer.
God bless my underwear
My only pair!
Chipmunks, roasting on an open fire.
Jack Frost ripping off your clothes.
Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out,
will find it hard to see tonight.
They know that Santa's on his way.
He's loaded lots of guns and ammo on his sleigh.
And, every mother's child is gonna try,
To see if reindeer really scream when they die...
This land is my land
This land ain't your land
I've got a shotgun
A
Jesus Christ!
Superstar!
Who in the fuck do you think you are?
Marijuana, Marijuana
LSD, LSD
Scientists make it.
Teachers take it.
Why can't we? Why can't we?
Rudolph the bright gun cowboy
Had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever saw it, you had better run.
All of the other cowboys used to laugh and call him
name.
They never let poor Rudolph join in any cowboy games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say.
Rudolph with your gun so bright, won't you shoot my wife
tonight?
Hi Ho, Hi ho,
It's off to work she goes.
She does a fuck
and gets her buck,
Hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.
Miss Lucy bought a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to
Hello, operator. Give me number nine
If you disconnect me, I'll chop off your
Behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and it went right up her
Assssssk me no more questions tell me no more lies
Boys are in the bathroom pulling up their
Flies are in the kitchen, Bees are in the park
Boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark, dark, dark.
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, all these things so good to eat, and me without my spoon...Me without my spoon...Me without my spoon...All these things so good to eat,and me without my spoon...
To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Come and listen to my story
'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer
Couldn't keep his wife in bed
Then one day he was shootin' at some food
And out of hidin' comes Elly Mae nude
(Nekkid that is)
Well, the next thing you know
Ole Jed's over there
Pinchin on her tits
And pullin on her hair
Along came Granny with a ten foot pole
And stuck it right up Jed's tight asshole
(Sideways that is)
Roll, Roll, Roll a Joint.
Do it all the time.
Take a toke,
Hold the smoke.
Blow your fucking mind
She was comin' 'round the mountain doing ninety.
When the chain on her motorcycle broke.
She was found in the grass
With the kickstand up her ass
And her titties playing Dixie on the spokes.
Ta-ra-ra boom-de-ay!
We're off from school today
Our teacher passed away
We threw her in the bay
She scared the fish away
They found her yesterday
Ta-ra-ra boom-de-ay!
Ta-ra-ra boom!
to the tune of If You're Happy and You Know It
There's a skeeter on my peter, get it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, get it off
There's a dozen on my cousin can't you hear the bastards buzzin
There's a skeeter on my peter, get it off
Joy to the world, the school burned down
and all the teachers died
where is the principal, he's hanging from the flagpole
with a rope around his neck, with a rope around his neck,
a rooope, a rooope, around his neck.
Glory, glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit 'er in the heel with a motorcycle wheel
and she don't teach no more.
Glory, glory hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit 'er in the boob with a television tube
and she don't teach no more.
Suffocation, takes co-ordination,
Suffocation, new game you can play.
First you take a pillow case,
then you glue it to your face.
Go to bed,
Wake up dead, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Georgie Porgie, grass and weed
Fucked the girls and made them bleed When their mothers came out to play Georgie Porgie ran away.
God bless my underwear
My only pair.
Stand beside them,
And guide them,
Through the wash and the rip and the tear
God bless my underwear.
My only pair.
From the washer,
To the dryer.
God bless my underwear
My only pair!
Chipmunks, roasting on an open fire.
Jack Frost ripping off your clothes.
Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out,
will find it hard to see tonight.
They know that Santa's on his way.
He's loaded lots of guns and ammo on his sleigh.
And, every mother's child is gonna try,
To see if reindeer really scream when they die...
This land is my land
This land ain't your land
I've got a shotgun
A