School Makes Kids Use Buckets for Toilets

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/17/AR2006041700185.html" target="_self">School Makes Kids Use Buckets for Toilets</a></p><p>A principal trying to prevent walkouts during immigration rallies inadvertently introduced a lockdown so strict that children weren't allowed to go to the bathroom, and instead had to use buckets in the classroom, an official said.</p><p><font size="4">This guy is a fucking Spin-Master.&nbsp; I want him working for me:</font></p><p>Tim Brown, the district's director of operations, confirmed some students used buckets but said the principal's order to impose the most severe type of lockdown was an &quot;honest mistake.&quot;</p><p><strong>&quot;When there's a nuclear attack, that's when buckets are used,&quot;</strong> Brown told the Los Angeles Times. The principal &quot;followed procedure. She made a decision to follow the handbook. She just misread it.&quot;</p>

[curtoid]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/17/AR2006041700185.html" target="_self">School Makes Kids Use Buckets for Toilets</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.celebritybathwater.com/special/oprah_bucket.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Oprah has known for years about the bucket's multiple uses. </p>

[DarkHippie]

<p>What a shitty school!</p><p>I bet those kids were pissed off!</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What a shitty school!</p><p>I bet those kids were pissed off!</p><p>Maybe you could use this method instead of yelling at them.&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

[GwEnYpOo]

i just dont understand why the students didnt just walk the fuck out, in every school there's always more students then staff , what would they have done , chained the kids to the chairs?

[Death Metal Moe]

They could have just called Jim Norton.&nbsp; He'd have gladly been the make shift &quot;Ladies Room.&quot;

[FezPaul]

I can't wait to hear Fez's reaction to this story!

[Bulldogcakes]

After the kids used the buckets, they should have been emptied on the principal's head. <br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>sounds like the kids can get sick this way. rumor has it after going to the bathroom some of the kids looked a little <strong>pail</strong>...</p>

[kdubya]

<p>&quot;When there's a nuclear attack, that's when buckets are used,&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What decade is this school board in?? And how is that an honest mistake, any rational person actually asses sittuations&nbsp;as it devlopes&nbsp;instead of just handing out procedures and just letting it go.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Then again I went to school with some chicks I wouldn't mind seeing piss in a bucket....</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;When there's a nuclear attack, that's when buckets are used,&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What decade is this school board in?? </p><p>And remember, negros must use equal but seperate buckets as well.&nbsp; While you're pissing in a bucket waiting for the bombs to drop, light up a Lucky!</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sounds like the kids can get sick this way. rumor has it after going to the bathroom some of the kids looked a little <strong>pail</strong>...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That cracked me up. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" />&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;When there's a nuclear attack, that's when buckets are used,&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What decade is this school board in?? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's from the old &quot;Duck and Cover and Shit in a Bucket Handbook&quot; that was assigned to all gradeschool kids.</p><p><img src="http://www.coldwarpeacemuseum.org/images/duck-n-cover-280.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[ADF]

No wonder he quit Guns 'n Roses.<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ADF on 4-17-06 @ 10:57 PM</span>

[tele7]

<p>Principal:&nbsp; &quot;I am so glad you showed up today&quot;</p><p>Janitor:&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Why&quot;?</p><p><img height="229" src="http://s023.dyndns.org/kawther/Imasb05.jpg" width="190" border="0" /></p>