View Full Version : Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover tells all
Bulldogcakes
04-16-2006, 05:44 AM
<p><a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz2.shtml" target="_self" title="Story, with lots o details">Story, with lots o details</a> NSFW</p><p> <img width="150" height="200" border="0" src="http://thesupercelebs.com/pics/Jenny_Shimizu_1.jpg" /></p><p> </p><p>In an exclusive and astonishingly explicit interview with the <strong><em>News of the World</em></strong>, Calvin Klein beauty Jenny Shimizu told us: "Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover.
</p><p>"I was her first. And although she's having a baby with Brad, I
doubt I'll be the last. She loves women too much. It's like a drug and
she was hooked</p><p></p><p> </p><p>I'm not even sure its "news" that Angelina Jolie has had some wild sex, but reading all the details is pretty hot. </p><a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz2.shtml" target="_self" title="Story, with lots o details"></a>
WRESTLINGFAN
04-16-2006, 05:57 AM
<p>WOW!!!!</p><p>Steamy story, Bravo Sir!!!<img height="20" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" width="35" border="0" /></p>
ShelleBink
04-16-2006, 09:10 AM
who WOULDN'T fuck Angelina given the chance? I'd be all over that like white on rice.<br />
suggums
04-16-2006, 09:32 AM
all that "kissed over every inch of my body" is the kinda crap that fills romance novels, and just comes off so fuckin corny. if she really did get it on with angelina she did the worst possible job describing it<br />
DarkHippie
04-16-2006, 09:46 AM
I'd give 3 inches off my dick to smell that chick's fingers
Death Metal Moe
04-16-2006, 10:00 AM
Chick needs hair. She looks like too manly without it, and she's not top heavy enough to clear that up no matter what.
<p>Sounds to me like Ms. Shimizu is trying to get her name in the papers. Why else bring this up now, and in such detail? </p><p>And maybe, just maybe, Ms. Jolie is a slightly different person at age 30 than she was at age 19. Why is this woman so stunned Angelina would want a family? </p>
Bulldogcakes
04-16-2006, 11:05 AM
<p> </p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sounds to me like Ms. Shimizu is trying to get her name in the papers. Why else bring this up now, and in such detail? </p><p>And maybe, just maybe, Ms. Jolie is a slightly different person at age 30 than she was at age 19. Why is this woman so stunned Angelina would want a family? </p><p> </p><p><img width="180" height="180" border="0" src="http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1361243.jpg" /> Jenny Shimizu with 'wife' Rebecca Loos</p><p>Because she's a stone cold dyke, and many women are known to try out lesbianism for a while, then leave it and settle down with some guy. Which probably bugs them silly. <br /></p><blockquote /><p> </p>
PapaBear
04-16-2006, 01:03 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sounds to me like Ms. Shimizu is trying to get her name in the papers. Why else bring this up now, and in such detail? </p><p>And maybe, just maybe, Ms. Jolie is a slightly different person at age 30 than she was at age 19. Why is this woman so stunned Angelina would want a family? </p><p> </p><p><img height="180" src="http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1361243.jpg" width="180" border="0" /> Jenny Shimizu with 'wife' Rebecca Loos</p><p>Because she's a stone cold dyke, and <strong>many women are known to try out lesbianism for a while, then leave it and settle down with some guy.</strong> Which probably bugs them silly. <br /></p><p> </p><p>Huh?</p><p><img height="600" src="http://abes-celebrities.com/anne_heche_2.jpg" width="422" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 4-16-06 @ 6:11 PM</span>
FUNKMAN
04-16-2006, 01:11 PM
<p>jenny is a lip lady....</p>
spoon
04-16-2006, 09:48 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sounds to me like Ms. Shimizu is trying to get her name in the papers. Why else bring this up now, and in such detail? </p><p>And maybe, just maybe, Ms. Jolie is a slightly different person at age 30 than she was at age 19. Why is this woman so stunned Angelina would want a family? </p><p> </p><p><img height="180" src="http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1361243.jpg" width="180" border="0" /> Jenny Shimizu with 'wife' Rebecca Loos</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Because she's a stone cold dyke</font>, </p><p> </p><p>Man you're a classy writer. "stone cold dyke" huh? Someone must have experience making women change teams huh? I never saw this side of our resident Ron and Fez Sasquash!</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by spoon on 4-17-06 @ 1:49 AM</span>
Bulldogcakes
04-17-2006, 02:24 AM
<p> </p><p> </p><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<p>Huh?</p><p><img width="422" height="600" border="0" src="http://abes-celebrities.com/anne_heche_2.jpg" /></p>
<span class="post_edited"><br /></span><p> </p><p>Papa, she fits the profile exactly. </p><p> From Wikipedia<br /></p><p>the couple split up in <a title="August" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August">August</a> <a title="2000" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000">2000</a>
and Heche soon began dating cameraman Coley Laffoon, whom she met while
he was filming a comedy special for DeGeneres. They married in <a title="September" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September">September</a> <a title="2001" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001">2001</a> and have a son, Homer Heche Laffoon, born <a title="March 2" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_2">March 2</a>, <a title="2002" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002">2002</a>. </p><p> </p><blockquote /><p> </p><p> </p><p>And Spoon, call them stone cold, hard core, dykes, butch whatever you want. But there's some women that dabble in lesbianism (especially when they're young) and some who are lesbians through and through. <br /></p><p>PS Welcome back you prick. </p>
FUNKMAN
04-17-2006, 04:35 AM
sounds like just a bunch of lip service... in more ways than one
EliSnow
04-17-2006, 04:59 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I think Angelina does more than "dabble" in lesbianism. Not too long before she and Brad became a couple, she commented about how she has several lovers, male and female, and how she likes women. Based on what she herself has said (as opposed to former lovers), I think she is pretty much a bisexual, who may lean towards men more than women.</font></p>
Rockvillejoe
04-17-2006, 05:04 AM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a title="Story, with lots o details" href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz2.shtml" target="_self">Story, with lots o details</a> NSFW</p><p> <img height="200" src="http://thesupercelebs.com/pics/Jenny_Shimizu_1.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p><p>This mugg is a beauty? I gotta dose of the Asian fever, and I wouldn't slip her the pickle for all the tea in China. No tits, no hair, and a face that looks like she was hit by a shovel. Come on. Asian beauty? Feh.... </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 4-17-06 @ 9:05 AM</span>
JustJon
04-17-2006, 09:56 AM
I remember reading an interview about 10 years ago where she openly discussed her marraige to Jonny Lee Miller, her knife fetish, her bisexuality and all that shit.<br />
NITRON
04-18-2006, 06:24 AM
<p>who WOULDN'T fuck Angelina given the chance?</p><p>I wouldn't</p><p></p><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">This mugg is a beauty? I gotta dose of the Asian fever, and I wouldn't slip her the pickle for all the tea in </span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">China</span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">. No tits, no hair, and a face that looks like she was hit by a shovel. Come on. Asian beauty? Feh.... <p> </p></span><p></p><p>I think if you're really in the mood, you can work around this.</p>
spoon
04-18-2006, 05:26 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>PS Welcome back you prick. </p><p>Thanks peaches!</p>
Tall_James
04-18-2006, 05:37 PM
<p>Angelina's Dad weighs in on the whole situation...</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/racist.gif" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tall_James on 4-18-06 @ 9:47 PM</span>
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