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El Mudo
04-14-2006, 07:24 PM
I forgot to post this earlier today, but it is indeed the 141st anniversary of President Lincoln's death at the hands of John Wilkes Booth...

I think the real ironic thing is that Booth considered himself to be this sort of uber-Southern Nationalist, but Lincoln's death was probably one of the worst things that ever happened to the South as a whole...

When Lincoln died, so did any hope for a peaceful/amicable reconstruction, as the Radical Republicans shortly muscled aside President Johnson, and really established the type of hardcore federal legislative power we have today, which they probably wouldn't have been able to do if Lincoln had lived

I waver on Lincoln sometimes, especially on the issue of his abuse of his constitutional powers and his subjugation and occupation of the State of Maryland, but he didn't deserve an ending like that...he should have been allowed to live out the rest his days in peace...

Godspeed Mr. President...

FUNKMAN
04-14-2006, 07:44 PM
<p>just found this little nugget of joy</p><p><a href="http://www.newtunings.com/kidmid/presidents/whosehead.html" target="_self">sweet lullaby</a></p><h1><font size="2">Whose Head's on a Penny?</font></h1><p><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &copy; 1995 D. Saphra</font><br /><br />Whose head's on a penny?<br />Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln!<br />Whose head's on a penny?<br />Abraham Lincoln's there<br /><br />The president who led us through<br />The Civil War that cut our country<br />North and South, we fought it out<br />So slaves could be set free<br /><br />We remember who he was:<br />Honest Old Abraham Lincoln<br />For every time we spend a penny<br />&quot;Honest Old Abe&quot; is there<br /><br />Whose head's on a quarter?<br />George Washington, George Washington!<br />Whose head's on a quarter?<br />George Washington is there<br /><br />The father of our country<br />The first president we ever had<br />A general who helped win independence<br />For our land<br /><br />We remember who he was:<br />General George Washington<br />For every time we spend a quarter<br />General George is there<br /><br />For every time we spend our money ...<br />Those presidents both are there</p><p></p><p>I saw a special on him on the History channel recently and thought it was just fucking awesome to have something like this made in your honor</p><img src="http://home.gwi.net/~nmooney/images/lincoln_memorial.jpg" border="0" /> <p><br /></p>

ADF
04-14-2006, 07:50 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>El Mudo</strong> wrote:<br />I waver on Lincoln sometimes, especially on the issue of his abuse of his constitutional powers and his subjugation and occupation of the State of Maryland<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Sometimes, there's such a thing as being too much of a homer.<br /><p><img width="300" height="238" border="0" src="http://www.wrvmuseum.org/journal/images/kkk02.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

OGC
04-14-2006, 07:51 PM
<img src="http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4472/lincoln17id.jpg" border="0" />

Judge Smails
04-14-2006, 08:02 PM
<strong>El Mudo</strong> wrote:<br />I waver on Lincoln sometimes, especially on the issue of his abuse of his constitutional powers and his subjugation and occupation of the State of Maryland,&nbsp;&nbsp;but he didn't deserve an ending like that <p>Maybe he was a homo, felt there was no one he could talk to about it. That happens, too.</p><p><img src="http://www.elephantlarry.com/images/blogpics/lincoln.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 4-15-06 @ 12:11 AM</span>

El Mudo
04-14-2006, 08:03 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br><p> </p><strong>El Mudo</strong> wrote:<br />I waver on Lincoln sometimes, especially on the issue of his abuse of his constitutional powers and his subjugation and occupation of the State of Maryland<br /><p> </p><p> </p>Sometimes, there's such a thing as being too much of a homer.<br /><p><img width="300" height="238" border="0" src="http://www.wrvmuseum.org/journal/images/kkk02.jpg" /> </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Didn't say I hated the guy...didn't say I'm glad Booth shot him...

Don't get me wrong, my ancestors fought with General Jackson, and I love the Army of Northern Virginia, but I'm not one of these morons who goes around declaring "the south will rise again" and that sort of junk...I even thought South Carolina should have taken down the battle flag from the top of the statehouse....

Unlike some of my Southern bretheren, I'm actually intelligent enough to realize the war ended almost 150 years ago, and I don't feel the need, like some dopes, to still go around egging on people about it...It doesn't make any sense...let the dead sleep for cryin' out loud

I simply celebrate my heritage, and plan to make working at a battlefield for the Park Service my career

And if you look at what Lincoln did in the state of Maryland? I'm being objective when I say it was pretty bad...(he arrested judges, journalists, legislators and even regular schmoes and held them all without trial)

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by El Mudo on 4-15-06 @ 12:05 AM</span>

Snoogans
04-14-2006, 08:08 PM
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS<br />

Snoogans
04-14-2006, 08:08 PM
or something like that<br />

FUNKMAN
04-14-2006, 08:09 PM
<p>And if you look at what Lincoln did in the state of Maryland? I'm being objective when I say it was pretty bad...(he arrested judges, journalists, legislators and even regular schmoes and held them all without trial)</p><p>well boo fucking hoo...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>don't mind me i've had a couple brews... plus the North rules!&nbsp; </p><p>Go Blue!!!!!</p>

El Mudo
04-14-2006, 08:10 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br>SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS<br /><p></p>

And then he jumped off the balcony and broke his leg....

D'oh!

Plethora
04-14-2006, 08:27 PM
<p><img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://www.dougquick.com/nbc_SNL_chase.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p><em>This just in -- Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead</em></p>

suggums
04-14-2006, 08:57 PM
lincoln was the man and he suffered from depression, rock on<br />

PapaBear
04-14-2006, 09:09 PM
<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />lincoln was the man and he suffered from depression, rock on<br /><p>You'd be depressed too, if this was your wife...</p><p><img height="314" src="http://www.thecemeteryproject.com/images/Photos/Lincoln,%20Mary.jpg" width="246" border="0" /></p>

Marc with a c
04-14-2006, 09:12 PM
lincoln was a jerk.<br />

Bulldogcakes
04-15-2006, 02:59 PM
<p><img width="503" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.autoseekandsell.com/userimages/lincoln_car.jpg" /><br />&nbsp;</p><p>My Lincoln's been shot for years. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

reeshy
04-15-2006, 03:09 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>And if you look at what Lincoln did in the state of Maryland? I'm being objective when I say it was pretty bad...(he arrested judges, journalists, legislators and even regular schmoes and held them all without trial)<p>&nbsp;</p><p>well boo fucking hoo...</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" /></p><p>don't mind me i've had a couple brews... plus the North rules! </p><p>Go Blue!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I love Funkman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

mendyweiss
04-15-2006, 03:57 PM
<img height="210" src="http://www.surratt.org/graphics/muddframe.gif" width="182" border="0" />Booth told me he broke his leg falling off a ladder. What the fuck did I know!

El Mudo
04-15-2006, 04:28 PM
Dr. Mudd actually knew a hell of a lot more than he let on...

He was a covert Confederate Agent....southern Maryland was crawling with them, and the area around Port Tobacco was basically "no man's land" in terms of federal police authority...a whole lot of shady stuff went on there from both sides...

Rockvillejoe
04-17-2006, 11:12 AM
<p>What did Lincoln frantically say the morning after an all night drinking binge? &quot;I freed the who?&quot; </p><p>&quot;White people are so scared of black people&quot;</p>

Doctor Manhattan
04-17-2006, 11:27 AM
<p><img height="167" src="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/PlanetoftheApes/lincoln.jpg" width="257" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Ape Lincoln?</font></p>

Rockvillejoe
04-17-2006, 11:44 AM
<strong>El Mudo</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>And then he jumped off the balcony and broke his leg.... D'oh! <p>Which ended his consecutive streak of playing. (uh sorry, wrong thread).</p>

Bill From Yorktown
04-17-2006, 11:46 AM
Other than that, how did you like the play Mrs Lincoln?

A.J.
04-17-2006, 11:46 AM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />lincoln was the man and he suffered from depression, rock on<br /><p>You'd be depressed too, if this was your wife...</p><p><img height="314" src="http://www.thecemeteryproject.com/images/Photos/Lincoln,%20Mary.jpg" width="246" border="0" /></p><p>Lincoln was married to Harriet Oleson?</p>

ShelleBink
04-17-2006, 11:51 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I saw a special on him on the History channel recently and thought it was just fucking awesome to have something like this made in your honor</p><img border="0" src="http://home.gwi.net/%7Enmooney/images/lincoln_memorial.jpg" /> <p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it will, and always will, look like he's taking a shit.&nbsp;</p>

Rockvillejoe
04-17-2006, 11:55 AM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I saw a special on him on the History channel recently and thought it was just fucking awesome to have something like this made in your honor</p><img src="http://home.gwi.net/%7Enmooney/images/lincoln_memorial.jpg" border="0" /> <p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it will, and always will, look like he's taking a shit.&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Hence the term &quot;lincoln logs&quot;</font></p>

JamMaster
04-17-2006, 04:37 PM
<p>Thank you for making me snarf my soda out of my nose.</p>

bitterbuffalo
04-17-2006, 07:38 PM
<p>I see a President shot dead in front of his wife. The name is Kennedy...NO! Lincoln! Wait...it is both...The white house runs red with blood. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My powers grow weak. The portal to the past...is closed...&nbsp;</p>