mdr55
04-14-2006, 04:23 PM
<p>Me and my co-worker are in this apartment inspecting it (the dude
that lives there is in jail). We're looking for alcohol, drugs, dead
body (you never know- there was complaints of a foul odor), whatever.</p><p>
Before we start, I bust out the gloves in my work bag but I only got 3
of them. I tell my partner, "What you want to do?" (showing that
there's only 3 gloves). So he decides to get 1 glove and puts it on and
I put on the pair of gloves and we start searching the apartment. </p><p>There's
garbage and stuff all over the place. I glance and see an adult
magazine on the floor but I don't pay it no mind (it's kinda used up if
you know what I mean). My co-worker sees it and says "Hey! Check this
out." And he picks the magazine up and is all ready to open that sucker
up. </p><p>I tell him, "Dude! What are you doing?" </p><p>And he's like "What?"</p><p>I say, "A piece of that dude could be in there"</p><p>And
he's like thinking for second not knowing what I'm talking
about.........THEN he gets it and looks at his hand (without the glove
on) and looks at the magazine and drops it like a hot potato.</p><p>I'm
freaking there just cracking up!!! And he goes to the sink and starts
washing his hand like mad. Cuz we both know that most likely was the
case. He's like "Damn, why didn't you tell me?". I'm like "I didn't
think you be dumb enough to pick it up."</p><p>We get back to the
office and tell the stroy to our co-workers who get a good chuckle. And
the initial look when they don't get it at first but then they do after
you explain it to them.<br />
</p><p> </p><p>*sidebar........We did find some actual nude pics
("WTF is this dude doing with this shit?"--since we know that the
person didn't know the other person) but that's a different story. So
if you have nude pics at home and you or your significant other decide
to throw them out, PLEASE shred them or cut them up. YOU don't know WHO
goes through your garbage at night.<br />
</p><p> </p><p><br />
</p><p> </p>
that lives there is in jail). We're looking for alcohol, drugs, dead
body (you never know- there was complaints of a foul odor), whatever.</p><p>
Before we start, I bust out the gloves in my work bag but I only got 3
of them. I tell my partner, "What you want to do?" (showing that
there's only 3 gloves). So he decides to get 1 glove and puts it on and
I put on the pair of gloves and we start searching the apartment. </p><p>There's
garbage and stuff all over the place. I glance and see an adult
magazine on the floor but I don't pay it no mind (it's kinda used up if
you know what I mean). My co-worker sees it and says "Hey! Check this
out." And he picks the magazine up and is all ready to open that sucker
up. </p><p>I tell him, "Dude! What are you doing?" </p><p>And he's like "What?"</p><p>I say, "A piece of that dude could be in there"</p><p>And
he's like thinking for second not knowing what I'm talking
about.........THEN he gets it and looks at his hand (without the glove
on) and looks at the magazine and drops it like a hot potato.</p><p>I'm
freaking there just cracking up!!! And he goes to the sink and starts
washing his hand like mad. Cuz we both know that most likely was the
case. He's like "Damn, why didn't you tell me?". I'm like "I didn't
think you be dumb enough to pick it up."</p><p>We get back to the
office and tell the stroy to our co-workers who get a good chuckle. And
the initial look when they don't get it at first but then they do after
you explain it to them.<br />
</p><p> </p><p>*sidebar........We did find some actual nude pics
("WTF is this dude doing with this shit?"--since we know that the
person didn't know the other person) but that's a different story. So
if you have nude pics at home and you or your significant other decide
to throw them out, PLEASE shred them or cut them up. YOU don't know WHO
goes through your garbage at night.<br />
</p><p> </p><p><br />
</p><p> </p>