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mdr55
04-14-2006, 04:23 PM
<p>Me and my co-worker are in this apartment inspecting it (the dude
that lives there is in jail). We're looking for alcohol, drugs, dead
body (you never know- there was complaints of a foul odor), whatever.</p><p>
Before we start, I bust out the gloves in my work bag but I only got 3
of them. I tell my partner, &quot;What you want to do?&quot; (showing that
there's only 3 gloves). So he decides to get 1 glove and puts it on and
I put on the pair of gloves and we start searching the apartment. </p><p>There's
garbage and stuff all over the place. I glance and see an adult
magazine on the floor but I don't pay it no mind (it's kinda used up if
you know what I mean). My co-worker sees it and says &quot;Hey! Check this
out.&quot; And he picks the magazine up and is all ready to open that sucker
up. </p><p>I tell him, &quot;Dude! What are you doing?&quot; </p><p>And he's like &quot;What?&quot;</p><p>I say, &quot;A piece of that dude could be in there&quot;</p><p>And
he's like thinking for second not knowing what I'm talking
about.........THEN he gets it and looks at his hand (without the glove
on) and looks at the magazine and drops it like a hot potato.</p><p>I'm
freaking there just cracking up!!! And he goes to the sink and starts
washing his hand like mad. Cuz we both know that most likely was the
case. He's like &quot;Damn, why didn't you tell me?&quot;. I'm like &quot;I didn't
think you be dumb enough to pick it up.&quot;</p><p>We get back to the
office and tell the stroy to our co-workers who get a good chuckle. And
the initial look when they don't get it at first but then they do after
you explain it to them.<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*sidebar........We did find some actual nude pics
(&quot;WTF is this dude doing with this shit?&quot;--since we know that the
person didn't know the other person) but that's a different story. So
if you have nude pics at home and you or your significant other decide
to throw them out, PLEASE shred them or cut them up. YOU don't know WHO
goes through your garbage at night.<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
04-14-2006, 04:31 PM
<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/coonsintrash.jpg<br /></p><p><font size="2">I know who goes through <em>my</em> garbage at night.</font></p>

mdr55
04-14-2006, 04:33 PM
How you know the dude was a coon?<br />

FezPaul
04-14-2006, 04:36 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br />How you know the dude was a coon?<br /><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/anidifranco_k.gif<br /></p>

BeerBandit
04-14-2006, 04:36 PM
So the other day, I went to the store, and I bought some things, and my
friend was pointing at the jar of jelly and was like, &quot;why are you
getting that?&quot;&nbsp; And I was like, &quot;'cause I want it.&quot;&nbsp; And he
was like, &quot;Oh.&quot; and then started laughing.<br />

AngelAmy
04-14-2006, 04:48 PM
DO WE HAVE ANY JELLY?!??!!?

torker
04-14-2006, 04:58 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Another day at work</font></strong> </p><p>I think I've used you guys before.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img height="205" src="http://admin.701.com/sites/701/IMAGEDIR/page_22664.jpg" width="141" border="0" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
04-14-2006, 05:01 PM
<img height="196" src="http://www.bgfoods.com/polaner/images/products_allfruit.jpg" width="200" border="0" /> <strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />DO WE HAVE ANY JELLY?!??!!?

OGC
04-14-2006, 05:06 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="196" src="http://www.bgfoods.com/polaner/images/products_allfruit.jpg" width="200" border="0" /> </p><strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />DO WE HAVE ANY JELLY?!??!!? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">I'm fuckin starvin</font></p>

FUNKMAN
04-14-2006, 07:57 PM
*sidebar........We did find some actual nude pics (&quot;WTF is this dude doing with this shit?&quot;-- <p>&nbsp;</p><p>had a buddy who i went to school with who was a short italian guy but the horniest fucking guy i ever met. we'd go out to clubs and forget about getting out of the place, the guy would disappear and HAD to get a girl's phone number before he went home. i'd be sitting in the car waiting on him and it would tick me off. </p><p>anyway... one time he asks a girl for her phone number and she refuses so he replies &quot;that's okay, i'm not hardup for pussy anyway&quot;</p><p>this fuck would carry a photo of himself around in his wallet&nbsp;where&nbsp;he's laying on the bed NAKED with a fucking hard on...&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>one time in 8th grade the nun Sister Henrietta started reading off test scores to embarrass some of the kids who did poorly. my friend got a 4 on his history test</p><p>edit: had to add NAKED</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-14-06 @ 11:59 PM</span>