****unofficial*** softball thread

[monsterone]

<p>locky lock mods if it don't fit. but i'd like to catch up w/ my buddys this year. any plans offcially? maybe a wackbag challenge? 2x this year?</p><p>i guess this might be an innterest thread just to get a feel who might play.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and i'd like to make a request; draft me to the whatleys again.&nbsp;</p>

[Iamnotatool]

IN MOTHERFUCKER

[Justice4all]

<p>I will be getting the field whenever everyone decides when the best weekend it is to play.</p><p>that is all.</p>

[tele7]

<p><img src="http://dimino.com/cmwed/images/cm016.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Watchout Wackbag!&nbsp; </p>

[JustJon]

<p>It's in the works.&nbsp; The date is up in the air because of things that R&amp;F may be planning.&nbsp; As soon as that settles, the game will be set.</p><p>And yes, 2x again this year.&nbsp; And no to challenging any other messageboards.&nbsp;</p>

[blakjeezis]

Hey, can we have an an interboard game with, like, whackbag or something?<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 4-14-06 @ 10:47 AM</span>

[silera]

<p>I'm not pregnant this year, so I'm definately in.</p><p>This year I'm swinging for the catcher's KNEES!</p>

[Duke]

although i have turned into a lurket...i am in <br />

[SatCam]

If there's one in august somewhere in westchesta, I might go

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />If there's one in august somewhere in westchesta, I might go<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>find us a field in westchester.&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

awww cmon Jon!!!

[JustJon]

I don't live in Westchester, so I can't get the fields there.&nbsp; If you wanna play out there, you gotta scout the field.<br />

[SatCam]

Well my attendance isn't definate, so I'd only even consider coming if someone got a field in the area. Otherwise, I'm outta luck

[Death Metal Moe]

I detest physical activity.&nbsp; But my E-Muscles are still huge.

[Iamnotatool]

Silera, if I show, Alkey owes me a lapdance.&nbsp; I mean....wait...no.&nbsp;&nbsp; You know...

[sexy bastard]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm not pregnant this year, so I'm definately in.</p><p>This year I'm swinging for the catcher's KNEES!</p><p>great remind me not to play catcher when shes batting again</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>I'm not pregnant this year, so I'm definately in.</p><p></p><p>what a coincidence, neither am i </p><p>it's a crazy world</p>

[AngelAmy]

I'll hit

[FUNKMAN]

i'll pitch

[Marc with a c]

<p>i'll catch.*</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*see gay jokes below&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ADF]

I'll catch softballs in the chest and look all-around inept.<br />

[Earlshog]

I hit .167 for the Marlboro Mustangs freshman squad 1991... Steve Jeltz type numbers

[F1Gm3nT]

<p>I'm not pregnant this year so count me in</p>

[reeshy]

FIGGY....where the FUCK you been???????&nbsp; I missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[spoon]

I'm in of course, but let's pick the teams at the f'in game!&nbsp; Teams have been soooo uneven of late we need to pick on site.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by spoon on 4-18-06 @ 9:23 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />I'm in of course, but let's pick the teams at the f'in game!&nbsp; Teams have been soooo uneven of late we need to pick on site. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by spoon on 4-18-06 @ 9:23 PM</span> <p>but we still split last time... or did we change teams up after the first game?</p><p>we would've had more runs in that 2nd game if it wasn't for that show off at 3rd&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

[mdr55]

Crippler was showing off? No wonder he won MVP.<br />

[Billy Staples]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm not pregnant this year, so I'm definately in.</p><p>Not yet!!!</p>

[Snoogans]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="postbody">
I detest physical activity.&nbsp; But my E-Muscles are still huge.</span>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously, this is for mojo and anyone else who yells about Moe being treated bad. Why arent we allowed to comment on Moe when he goes into every thread. He obviously has no interest in the softball game, but he HAD TO let us know that it's not good enough for moe. You tell us if we dont like it stay outta his threads. How about a little bit of fairness. It's gonna piss us off when he does this in everything, no one attacks him or goes after him, he is just ALWAYS THERE. He always makes it about him and then cries that people go after him when they respond.&nbsp;</p>

[spoon]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />I'm in of course, but let's pick the teams at the f'in game!&nbsp; Teams have been soooo uneven of late we need to pick on site. <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by spoon on 4-18-06 @ 9:23 PM</span> <p>but we still split last time... or did we change teams up after the first game?</p><p>we would've had more runs in that 2nd game if it wasn't for that show off at 3rd&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Yah, but that was one hell of a feat, with great D and a whole lot of luck.&nbsp; Also, we got a few late players (myself included as I only played the last two innings of the first game) that helped a little.&nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

[Iamnotatool]

I will show up late and stoned, and hit BOMBS for the lesser good team.&nbsp; Put me w/ Sil and the Alkey and Snoogans, and will kick some ass King and his Court style.

[spoon]

<strong>Iamnotatool</strong> wrote:<br />I will show up late and stoned, and hit BOMBS for the lesser good team.&nbsp; Put me w/ Sil and the Alkey and Snoogans, and will kick some ass King and his Court style. <p>If you show up, and that's a huge if, it'll be so late that Alkey will already be burned on 99.9% of his body, inside and out, and won't be playing any longer.&nbsp; </p>

[Justice4all]

Well June is almost upon us. Had anyone even looked into getting a field or whatnot?

[DarkHippie]

I'll play if someone wants to run for me.&nbsp; I'm too fat to run; my man breasts hit me in the face

[Marc with a c]

i'll run for you, unless i forget my jock because the same thing happens to me with my dick.

[Jennitalia]

<p>i missed the last couple of games but should make it this year.&nbsp; not sure if i want to play, but i'm always good for jello shots.&nbsp; my guy will play, he's on a league, plays 2b and outfield and is a decent player.</p>

[Snoogans]

<p>Someone just book a field for some saturday and tell us when that is</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[JustJon]

We are.&nbsp; Just waiting for confirmation before announcing the date.<br />

[PanterA]

<p>The Whatley Crue has changed our name to The Whatley Posse.</p><p>&quot;My posse's gettin big and my posse's gettin bigger!&quot;</p>

[Hottub]

Well, I'm starting up a posse!

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img height="253" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4X1Cn5EcGABX0yjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZ hBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=120d8bfh7/EXP=1149197429/**http%3a//www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/hawaii50.jpg" width="340" border="0" /></p><p><font size="5">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;book e'm dano</font></p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The Whatley Crue has changed our name to The Whatley Posse.</p><p>&quot;My posse's gettin big and my posse's gettin bigger!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>lemming.&nbsp;</p>

[spoon]

<p>Hey Jon, any luck on a decent/normal sized field with a fence?&nbsp; I might have one here in the Nutley, NJ area just through the Lincoln Tunnel for the NYC/LI folk and I think the homerun possibility would be pretty cool.&nbsp; I'm sure Dre, Funk and Toolie would be big on this too.&nbsp; The key is to have a normal field though.&nbsp; </p><p>And is anybody else up for buying Justice a shirt that fits him?&nbsp; Let's upgrade his middle school size medium Yankee jersey so we can all&nbsp;play without puking unless induced via alcohol and or Alkey!&nbsp; </p><p>PM me Jon/Pants on the field or if you need some NJ help.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Hey Jon, any luck on a decent/normal sized field with a fence?&nbsp; I might have one here in the Nutley, NJ area just through the Lincoln Tunnel for the NYC/LI folk and I think the homerun possibility would be pretty cool.&nbsp; I'm sure Dre, Funk and Toolie would be big on this too.&nbsp; The key is to have a normal field though.&nbsp; </p><p>And is anybody else up for buying Justice a shirt that fits him?&nbsp; Let's upgrade his middle school size medium Yankee jersey so we can all&nbsp;play without puking unless induced via alcohol and or Alkey!&nbsp; </p><p>PM me Jon/Pants on the field or if you need some NJ help.</p><p>i'll chip in a buck or two for a good cause&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>fences are cool, oxygen tanks would be even cooler....</p>

[Justice4all]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And is anybody else up for buying Justice a shirt that fits him?&nbsp; Let's upgrade his middle school size medium Yankee jersey so we can all&nbsp;play without puking unless induced via alcohol and or Alkey!&nbsp; </p><p>Nutley would be for Essex county so you best check to see if it is a county or City field.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And Spoon? We all can't be anorexic looking mutha's like yourself and have Juniors size medium fit like you do.....so there!</p>

[Friday]

<p>&nbsp;I am IN this year.... and I am way thinner and more athletic
so A. I need a new jersey that fits me LOL and B. I will Play instead
of standing on the sidelines like a tool.&nbsp; </p><strike />

[spoon]

<p>Whatever you do Jon, just make sure the game is after July 1st so I'll be back from vaca. </p>

[JustJon]

It's June 24th.&nbsp; I have been dealing with a lot of very personal shit this weekend and it's kept me from posting up the stuff for the game.&nbsp; I'll try to get it posted today.<br />

[spoon]

<p>Great, I'm out.&nbsp; WTF!</p>

[Hottub]

Anyone from Bergen County going? I <em>may</em> need a lift. I will chip in for gas and tolls, of course!

[Jennitalia]

oh poop, i have to study for a final that weekend.&nbsp; will there be another game later this summer?

[Earlshog]

<p>I have catchers equipment, balls, bases, etc. If you need me to bring send me a PM.</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>I have catchers equipment</p><p>I bet you do. </p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>I have catchers equipment <p>&nbsp;</p><p>I bet you do. </p><p>it will be cleaned up... no worries.... </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>I have catchers equipment <p>&nbsp;</p><p>I bet you do. </p><p>it will be cleaned up... no worries.... </p><p>i bet it will?</p>

[Earlshog]

too late for a no homo?

[JustJon]

Softball shit is in the Lounge.<br />