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SatCam
04-12-2006, 01:01 PM
It seems that as of today, the ants have officially taken up residence in my house. I've already killed a few, and I think one of them actually bit my neck. Ants are one thing I can do without.
Marc with a c
04-12-2006, 01:04 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /> Ants are one thing I can do without. <span class="post_edited">isnt that one of Harry's bits?</span>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by evedder on 4-12-06 @ 5:07 PM</span>
badorties
04-12-2006, 01:04 PM
<p> </p><p>i get a visit in early may and then in late july ... disgusting creatures</p>
Furtherman
04-12-2006, 01:08 PM
<p>Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. SatCam's house has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume SatCam or merely enslave him. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted RonFez.net personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.</p>
WhistlePig
04-12-2006, 01:50 PM
We used to have a horrible ant problem every spring, until we got an exterminator
who comes out every 3 months to spray. It's been the best investment ever! We
haven't seen an ant in years.
Patches
04-12-2006, 01:54 PM
<p>You mean you actually are considering killing these ants without looking for a good home for them?</p><p>You heartless bastard.</p>
Judge Smails
04-12-2006, 01:56 PM
<p>Are they the little ants or the big carpenter ants? You've got to watch out for the carpenter ants because they can be as bad as termites. You need to get that taken care of because they can actually cause damage to your home and are not merely a nuisance.</p>
BoondockSaint
04-12-2006, 02:06 PM
Sorry, I don't have ants. I have aunts.
SatCam
04-12-2006, 02:06 PM
All I know is they look big, black and not friendly.
http://www.alvarezgtr.com/images/artists/ani_difranco.jpg
From the looks of the few dead ones around me (not like I clean them up or anything), they don't look big enough to be carpenter ants. A few traps will do the trick
FUNKMAN
04-12-2006, 02:39 PM
i've given up on ants...
torker
04-12-2006, 02:41 PM
<p><font size="1">the ants have officially taken up residence in my house</font></p><p><strong>Mants!</strong></p><p><img height="575" src="http://www.jimmcpherson.com/images/mantMark.jpg" width="365" border="0" /></p>
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