I am going to be THIRTY soon!!!

[babaz]

<p>...well...I'll be <strong>twenty-five</strong> soon....</p><p>...actually...I just turned<font size="1"> twenty three</font>...</p><p>But it <strong>really</strong> creeps me out that I am incher ever so closer to the big 3-0...and turning twenty five would mean that I'll be closer to 30 than to 20...I don't think that I could handle that especially with 30 being the new 50 and everything...Damn!!</p><p>a Quarter of a CENTURY...</p>

[SatCam]

If it makes you feel any better, reeshy is like 80.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />If it makes you feel any better, reeshy is like 80. <p>just made me feel pretty damn good...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Hottub]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />If it makes you feel any better, reeshy is like 80. <p>And can still beat the balls off of almost anybody on this board!</p><p>Watch your back, son!</p>

[FezPaul]

<p><font size="3">I'm about to turn 45.</font></p><p><font size="3">So drop dead.</font></p>

[jax]

This is&nbsp;so the really skinny girl saying &quot;I just need to lose like 5 more pounds&quot;

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>babaz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>...well...I'll be <strong>twenty-five</strong> soon....</p><p>...actually...I just turned<font size="1"> twenty three</font>...</p><p>But it <strong>really</strong> creeps me out that I am incher ever so closer to the big 3-0...and turning twenty five would mean that I'll be closer to 30 than to 20...I don't think that I could handle that especially with 30 being the new 50 and everything...Damn!!</p><p>a Quarter of a CENTURY...</p><p>Here at 28, I say &quot;Shut up.&quot;</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>babaz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>...well...I'll be <strong>twenty-five</strong> soon....</p><p>...actually...I just turned<font size="1"> twenty three</font>...</p><p>But it <strong>really</strong> creeps me out that I am incher ever so closer to the big 3-0...and turning twenty five would mean that I'll be closer to 30 than to 20...I don't think that I could handle that especially with 30 being the new 50 and everything...Damn!!</p><p>a Quarter of a CENTURY...</p><p>Here at 28, I say &quot;Shut up.&quot;</p><p>Here at 41, and I say &quot;Shut the FUCK up!!&quot;</p><p>And stay off my goddam lawn!!!</p>

[OGC]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">I'm about to turn 45.</font></p><p><font size="3">So drop dead.</font></p><p><font size="2">I'll be turning 46 in a couple of months and lately I've been feeling like I am about to drop dead.</font></p><p><font size="2">Actually turning 30 didn't bother me at all but 40 was pretty tough.</font></p>

[babaz]

so, none of you old farts had a point where you realized you were becoming an old fart???

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here at 41, and I say &quot;Shut the FUCK up!!&quot;</p><p>And stay off my goddam lawn!!!</p><p>So I guess that means I'm not getting my ball back, does it you old coot?</p>

[SatCam]

Here at 28, I say "Shut up."

So that's how you kids say it these days

[Hottub]

<p>It's really more about attitude and well being than the number of years that have passed. I still do things I did when I was in my twenties! Playing ball, bike riding, listening to Metal, drinking 25 year olds under the table if need be. My boys also help to keep me young.</p><p>I still weigh the same as I did in my college days. I still maintain somewhat of a physique. And I can still maintain an erection for a REALLY long time!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ANd Moe. If you want your ball back, c'mon over and try and take it, Bitch!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>The ball will be mine.</p><p>Count on it.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>babaz</strong> wrote:<br />so, none of you old farts had a point where you realized you were becoming an old fart??? <p>There is a thread about that if somebody wants to dig it up.</p><p>I would, but I don't have the energy.</p>

[SatCam]

And I can still maintain an erection for a REALLY long time!

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[Sheeplovr]

get off the internet old man and go back to the old folks home theres no space at this inn for gramps<br />

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />If it makes you feel any better, reeshy is like 80.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you didn't hear? he died of natural causes&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Why you whipper-snapper! Dang nab it! I was on this internet thingy before Al Gore invented it!!</p><p>And we had to use dial-up(if we had a phone) and Unix, and vi, and feckin' Pine to read e-mail.</p><p>And we liked it!!!</p>

[SatCam]

And we had to use dial-up(if we had a phone) and Unix, and vi, and feckin' Pine to read e-mail.
That is if "dial-up" means telegraph, "Unix" means abacus and "vi" means moveable type printing press.

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>babaz</strong> wrote:<br />so, none of you old farts had a point where you realized you were becoming an old fart???<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img width="144" height="260" border="0" src="http://www.sonnylandham.com/docs/Poltergeist.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;Come to the fart, my friend coooome to theee faaaart. It is warm and safe in the fart. Cooooome to theeeee faaaaaaaaart&quot;&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Mike Teacher]

<p>sheeesh I was born while JFK had about three months to live.</p><p>That's Cape Canaveral, and Idlewild Airport era.</p><p>::creek::</p><p>::creek::</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p> </p><strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sheeesh I was born while JFK had about three months to live.</p><p>That's Cape Canaveral, and Idlewild Airport era.</p><p>::creek::</p><p>::creek::</p><p> </p><p>Mike, be honest. Do you have ties older than he is (23)? </p><p>I'm only 36 and I'm close. My oldest tie is 20</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-11-06 @ 7:41 PM</span>

[angelinad128]

I thought I was gonna be depressed when I was about to turn 30, but it was no big deal. It's how u fell, but you shoudln't be thinking that far ahead right now.

[Hottub]

<p>I may be close!</p><p>I have 3 pastel knit ties, and a white linen suit. (ala Miami Vice)</p><p>I also have a skinny &quot;Cars/ Mike Damone&quot; tie somewhere in the bowels of my closet.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I was totally amazed at how turning 40 didn't faze me in the least.&nbsp; I think I was more depressed a few years ago when I hit 37 or 38 and realized I'd hit my &quot;upper&quot; 30's.&nbsp; </p><p>I think being comfortable in your own skin and at peace with yourself is the most important thing in life and age doesn't mean a damn thing when you can say you've achieved those things.&nbsp; </p><p>Now don't let me hear any of you young whipper-snappers utter another word on the subject or I'll pummel you with my cane.&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>GVAC, you are one of the few on this board who may actually get your ball back from my lawn!</p><p>Live young, stay young! Preach on old man!</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">I'm about to turn 45.</font></p><p><font size="3">So drop dead.</font></p><p><font size="2">I'll be turning 46 in a couple of months and lately I've been feeling like I am about to drop dead.</font></p><p><font size="2">Actually turning 30 didn't bother me at all but 40 was pretty tough.</font></p><p>I'm turning 42 and the wife is turning 49 this year.&nbsp; Our b-days are one day apart so we got married the day before hers.&nbsp; Saves me from forgetting either and they all usually fall around Labor Day so it's a 3 day party, YAHOO!!!</p><p>The age thing don't bother me to bad, but when she turns 50 next year, WATCH OUT!!</p>

[Hottub]

<p>The age thing don't bother me to bad, but when she turns 50 next year, WATCH OUT!!</p><p><br /></p><p>Like I said earlier, years passed don't mean a goddam thing! If she can still perform her wifely duties, more power to both of you.</p><p>&quot;you're not getting older, you're getting better!!&quot;</p><p>Rock On!!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>babaz</strong> wrote:<br><p>...well...I'll be <strong>twenty-five</strong> soon....</p><p>...actually...I just turned<font size="1"> twenty three</font>...</p><p>But it <strong>really</strong> creeps me out that I am incher ever so closer to the big 3-0...and turning twenty five would mean that I'll be closer to 30 than to 20...I don't think that I could handle that especially with 30 being the new 50 and everything...Damn!!</p><p>a Quarter of a CENTURY...</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

thirty is not the new 50. I am 32, and I feel like I am 25 still. Age is only a number, you are only as old as you feel. Remember that you young whippersnapper

[Hottub]

<p>Just in case y'all missed it.</p><p></p><p>I still weigh the same as I did in my college days. I still maintain somewhat of a physique. And I can still maintain an erection for a REALLY long time!</p><p></p>