I'd fuck the shit out of Mandisa from AmericanIdol

[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

<p>And I'm not ashamed. That ass is tremendous and shes very pretty. There, I said it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*Runs out naked singing &quot;Born Free&quot;*&nbsp;</p>

[DarkHippie]

I bet she's a great lay.&nbsp; Then again, i likes the fat chicks

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I would only say yes because Ron said if you say no to ANY woman you're gay.</p><p>That's a big black mess.&nbsp; Yech.</p>

[reeshy]

I had no idea who she was...so I googled her...now I hate Google!!!!!!<br />

[sr71blackbird]

Dumps like a truck! Truck truck

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />Dumps like a truck! Truck truck <p>More like a garbage barge.</p><p><img height="251" src="http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2003-11/10198494.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

I think she uses a stick to whipe her ass.

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/04/08/imageNY12204080016.jpg

[trackstand]

<p>&quot;I had no idea who she was...so I googled her...now I hate Google!!!!!!&quot;</p><p>hotcha, i.e.</p><p>GOOD ONE!</p>

[Gvac]

I guess it's true what they say - there's an ass for every seat.<br />

[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I guess it's true what they say - there's an ass for every seat.<br />And her seat is my lap.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" /><br />
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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Is she still in the running? I;m sure Simon had a world of things to say to her. All hurtful, no doubt.</p>

[El Mudo]

I think Denver just found a nose tackle...

[Marc with a c]

<p>wow! i had no idea what she looked like.&nbsp; </p><p>not only does that shoot ron's theory of any man saying yes to any woman, it shoots down his theory of any man could beat up any girl.</p><p>that girl would fuck me up.&nbsp; actually,&nbsp; id probably fuck her just because she's famous.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by evedder on 4-9-06 @ 11:56 PM</span>

[mowhawk]

Honestly whose dicks long enough to even get in that cavern?...I'd bet she gives super head though...

[dereckfishboy]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I think she uses a stick to whipe her ass.&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hope there's a fire hose attached to that stick&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

mandingo

[Recyclerz]

<p>Honestly whose dicks long enough to even get in that cavern?... </p><p>Once I saw the picture posted&nbsp;in this thread,&nbsp;I tried figuring out the logistics/geometry as well.&nbsp; Not easy but its possible. </p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>She looks like she's got about eight pounds to lose to get to her target weight.</p><p>(If you saw The Sopranos tonight, you'll get that.)</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I'd normally say &quot;whatever floats your boat&quot;<br /></p><p>But in this case, make it a battleship. &nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Is she still in the running? I;m sure Simon had a world of things to say to her. All hurtful, no doubt.</p><p>when she first auditioned Simon said &quot; we're gonna need a bigger stage&quot;</p><p>She came back in and demanded an aplogy. they made up. </p><p>Simon said she had the best voice of all the contestants earlier in the season. </p><p>She is very cute in the face. She's fine until you get to her hips. She has a great voice and very sexy eyes. I'd hit it and not think twice. </p><p>she also seems really cool. </p><p>pick pickler! ( she stole crazy jens dumb girl routine)</p>

[Hottub]

She can't go down on me with 4 barrels in her!&nbsp;&nbsp; Not with 4!

[sr71blackbird]

Id rather suck on a hospital mop... <img height="125" src="http://img.hubert.com/images/125/vol5/R03/r7019402ol.jpg" width="125" border="0" />

[torker]

<p>Her bung when I'm done:</p><p><img height="349" src="http://www.townandcountrypiercecity.com/Spinach_Tray.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>Dig in, fellas.&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Well, everything is supposed to be better when it sits on a Ritz....</p><p>The jury is still out on this case though.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Well, everything is supposed to be better when it sits on a Ritz....</p><p>The jury is still out on this case though.</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/ritz.jpg<br /></p><p><font size="2">She'd have to sit on the Ritz............Carlton....</font></p><p><font size="2">Hiyoooooooooooooo.....WAKKA WAKKA</font></p>

[SinA]

<p>already a thread:</p><p><a title="Big Black Holes Getting Together" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/49591/page/Big_Black_Holes_Getting_Together.htm"><strong><font size="1">Big Black Holes Getting Together</font></strong></a> </p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>already a thread:</p><p><a title="Big Black Holes Getting Together" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/49591/page/Big_Black_Holes_Getting_Together.htm"><strong><font size="1">Big Black Holes Getting Together</font></strong></a> </p><p>Sweet titties bro, good call.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

her butt is so big when you walk around her house you could see it in every window...

[A.J.]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />She can't go down on me with 4 barrels in her!&nbsp;&nbsp; Not with 4! <p>That deserves a <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I think she uses a stick to whipe her ass. <img src="http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/04/08/imageNY12204080016.jpg" border="0" /> <p>I am ok with her face and her rack but that ASS??!! WTF!!!&nbsp; She is 6 foot wide.&nbsp; Nugent would hunt her, kill her, and feed an African Village for a year with her.&nbsp; </p><p>I think my junk just went turned from on outtie to an innie.&nbsp; thanks.</p>

[chgojim]

I Bet she the reason that the Tidy-Bowl Man hasn't been seen for 15 years.

[UnknownPD]

<p>She is very cute in the face</p><p>How many times have we heard that about a fat girl?</p>

[SatCam]

How many times have we heard that about a fat girl?

I love her eyes! Great hair!

[reeshy]

You forgot the &quot;personality&quot;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[OGC]

<p><font size="2">Not only would I fuck her hard, I'd happily go down on her.</font></p><p><font size="2">(but then again, I have low self esteem)</font></p>

[SatCam]

I'd fuck the shit out of her...

then I'd bag the fat bitch

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/phd/PHD466/VL08029.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

<p>How do you find her pussy?</p><p>Roll her in flour and poke at the moist spots.</p><p>-or-</p><p>You flip through the folds until you smell shit, then you go back one.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

she's like a brick, she only gets laid by mexicans...

[monsterone]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I think she uses a stick to whipe her ass.

<img border="0" src="http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/04/08/imageNY12204080016.jpg" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>goddamn, when did grimmace get a tan?&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>monsterone</strong> wrote: <img src="http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/04/08/imageNY12204080016.jpg" border="0" /><p><img height="257" src="http://media.phillyburbs.com/travel/bell.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>her preferred eating utensil is a <strong>fork</strong>lift...</p>

[tele7]

<strong>monsterone</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I think she uses a stick to whipe her ass. <img src="http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/04/08/imageNY12204080016.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.geocities.com/chelinx/Grimace.jpg" border="0" /> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>goddamn, when did grimmace get a tan?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>