Clitoral Orgasms...

[Pootertoot]

I had a conversation last night with a board member who shall remain unnamed, but she said that she actually has to steer clear of clitoral orgasms because they're "too powerful".

This is a concept that is foreign to me. She says it's common. Are there any women that have lay off the clit because of its power, or steer clear of it all together?

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[EffMeBoobs]

I'd have to say that it's powerful. To me it feels like putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery tenfold. It feels like electric going through my body. It's pleasure in a painful annoying way. I have yet to have any pleasurable stimulation in that area where I don't once squirm and push the person away. There need to be a combination of stimulation of the clitoris and the labia. I must possess the powerful clit I guess.

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[TooCute]

I have to agree. Like, if I'm
masturbating, I can't do it
straight up clit. It's TOO
good. I think. I don't know if
it's pleasure or pain - or
both - but it will certainly
make me scream :)



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[Pootertoot]

I have nothing to compare this with, and while I thought I understood the power of the clit before, now I know I've only begun to fathom it.

All I know is that if I had a pleasure button, I'd never leave the house.

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[HordeKing1]

Female orgasm can only occur through stimultion of the clitorus. Whether the stimulation is more direct or indirect is, of course, a matter of personal taste. There is no such thing as a vaginal orgasm. (Orgasms that occur during vaginal sex come about by stimulation of the clitorus). This is one reason why only about 1/3 of woman can orgasm during "conventional" sex. It has nothing to do with being uptight or any such nonsense. The male and female bodies have compeletely different sexual responses in virtually all aspects. To list a few:

1. Women have potential to be multi-orgasmic. Men do not.
2. Men need a short time to become aroused. Women need a longer time.
3. Men require little time between arousal and orgasm. Women need a longer time.
4. The peak of male sexual excitement is like a very sharp spike. To use a metaphore, it goes straight from 0-60, then back to 0. Women experience all stages between 0 and 60, plus back down to 0 as well. (There's a much longer time to return to baseline.)
5. Men peak sexually at about nineteen. Women peak sexually at about thirty-five.

Our bodies didn't evolve to be the most sexually compatable.

Men, ensure that your partner is always sexually satisfied. You'll always be, why not be considerate of her. She'll love you all the more for it.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Men, ensure that your partner is always sexually satisfied. You'll always be, why not be considerate of her. She'll love you all the more for it.

That's the best statement I've seen all day. HORDE KING, I think I love you. LOL
:)

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[HordeKing1]

EFFMEBOOBS - Thank you. My wife feels the same. :)

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[girl germs]

aren't clitoral orgasms the only kind of orgasms?

i guess the hordeking answered that already.

but yeah, it all depends on how you go about it, i guess. to some, direct contact of the the clit can feel great and to some it can feel uncomfortable.

i don't think anyone will be able to give me the kind of orgasms that i have given myself.

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[girl germs]

hmm, i think we're all forgetting something, the g-spot.

i guess some women do have orgasms as a result of vaginal stimulation?

have any of you ladies ever hit the g-spot? do you know where it is? i know it's supposed to be two inches inside the vagina (next to the urethra and behind the pubic bone).

i'm not extremely sure, but when i masturbate, sometimes it feels like i need to pee. this is leading me to believe that i have found my g-spot.

vagina vagina vagina

oh, what would i do without you?

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This message was edited by girl germs on 10-21-01 @ 5:47 AM

[HordeKing1]

The "G spot" is a mass of spongy tissue about the size of a quarter located about 2-3 inches inside the vagina. It is on the inner wall (i.e. facing the stomach) and the feel is rather unmistakable.

Pysiologically, in order to stimulate the g-spot, threre must also be at least indirect stimulation of the clitorus, although direct stimulation is more likely, simply becasue of the way our fingers bend. The clitoral stimulation comes from the pressure of the end of the fingers (where they meet the palm) while the fingers massage the g-spot.


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[jay d]

um ok this is way less techinacal than horde kings explanation(not making fun of ya) but i know when i did what this chick told which is to stimulate right there she grabed my arm so hard while she was completing that it felt like my muscle was on the other side of my arm

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[Jennitalia]

i could use some clitoral stimulation right about now...

[TheGameHHH]

Fine Jen, I'll help, but I only have 15 mins. so we havew to make it fast, the Yankees are on soon.

[Jennitalia]

im used to quickies ;)

[JustJon]

"Oh, the clit is real, it's the female orgasm that's the myth." -Will Farrell, JSBSB

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[jay d]

man jennitalia you are a very sexual person and i applaud you for that. not so much for self expression just for helping me along in fantasies

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[Jennitalia]

Oh, the clit is real, it's the female orgasm that's the myth." -Will Farrell, JSBSB


Ok, Just Jon, Keep believing that :P

[Aggie]

I thought this was an interesting thread, so I thought I would bring it back from the dead...
I have to agree. Like, if I'm
masturbating, I can't do it
straight up clit. It's TOO
good. I think. I don't know if
it's pleasure or pain - or
both - but it will certainly
make me scream

I agree with Too Cute on this one. Fellas, let us teach you what feels good.

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

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[Katylina]

First Name: Vagina

Nicknames: Vag, Pussy, Snatch, Twat, Cunt, The Dark Hole, Heaven, Honeypot, Beaver, Gash, Peach, Punanay, Cum Dumpster, Pink Taco, Pussah, Muff, Bearded Clam, Hatchet Wound, Slit, Slot, Cockpit, Cooter, Fuzzy Flounder, Poontang, Coochie, Happy Hole, Cooze, Box

Description: A moist canal in female mammals extending from the labia minora to the uterus

Favorite Song: "You Gotta Lick It Before We Kick It"

Favorite Food: Sausage

Likes: Someone like me needs a lot of attention. I like long, hard, thick objects that vibrate (at three different speeds preferably).

Finger(s) being inserted into me, I like it to be soft and gentle at first- exploring the dark wet cavern. Then, I like the strokes to become fast and hard- the harder the better.

When a tongue is applied, be sure to kiss all around the edges first, licking and teasing and tickling my senses. Then, use your whole face and make those hot circular motions. Sometimes I like to invite my friend, Clitoris, into the bedroom. She is more of an attention whore than I am. Make sure to always rub her down before you leave my place.

When inserting a penis, make sure that the entrance is slow and easy. Leave it there for a second before you start any movement-let me savor the maleness. Then move your hips around, thrusting hard and deep. Make sure to change the speeds and motions frequently. Fast and hard thrusting should lead right into the pelvic thrusts.

I will always let you know what I like. Just listen for the moans of pleasure. If your name is spoken then you are a true Master of the Vagina.

Pet Peeves: Don't be too controlling-let me speak my mind. Quickies are awful when I am totally ignored; vaginas have feelings too, you know.

When you are inserting your fingers, be sure to clip your nails. Hangnails really cut me up. Make sure you don't get stuck in that boring old "in and out" routine. If I liked the way that feels I would just repeatedly squat on a fence post.

When using the mouth, don't tease and then not finish the job. Nobody likes a quitter! And do not, do not, DO NOT, directly attack my friend, Clitoris. She gets uncomfortable and will tell you stop before you even have begun.

When inserting the penis into me, do not just start thrusting away, ignoring my needs. This will anger me, and I will remove myself from your presence and never let you visit ever again.

What I Look For In Other People: Age doesn't matter- practice makes perfect. Size doesn't matter- it's all about the techniques. All that matters is that you are attentive to my needs, wants, and fantasies.

[url]First Name: Vagina

Nicknames: Vag, Pussy, Snatch, Twat, Cunt, The Dark Hole, Heaven, Honeypot, Beaver, Gash, Peach, Punanay, Cum Dumpster, Pink Taco, Pussah, Muff, Bearded Clam, Hatchet Wound, Slit, Slot, Cockpit, Cooter, Fuzzy Flounder, Poontang, Coochie, Happy Hole, Cooze, Box

Description: A moist canal in female mammals extending from the labia minora to the uterus

Favorite Song: "You Gotta Lick It Before We Kick It"

Favorite Food: Sausage

Likes: Someone like me needs a lot of attention. I like long, hard, thick objects that vibrate (at three different speeds preferably).

Finger(s) being inserted into me, I like it to be soft and gentle at first- exploring the dark wet cavern. Then, I like the strokes to become fast and hard- the harder the better.

When a tongue is applied, be sure to kiss all around the edges first, licking and teasing and tickling my senses. Then, use your whole face and make those hot circular motions. Sometimes I like to invite my friend, Clitoris, into the bedroom. She is more of an attention whore than I am. Make sure to always rub her down before you leave my place.

When inserting a penis, make sure that the entrance is slow and easy. Leave it there for a second before you start any movement-let me savor the maleness. Then move your hips around, thrusting hard and deep. Make sure to change the speeds and motions frequently. Fast and hard thru

[Grand Master B]

Aggie that's great! Unfortunately women don't know how to let us know what they want. Guys can never get a straight answer from a woman, when it comes to what they want sexually. <P>

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[Arienette]

i am a clit girl all the way. it's the only way i can get off. i understand what the other girls are saying, though... i used to be that way, where i couldn't take it because it was too intense and i had to pull away or stop. i dont have that problem anymore...

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[Freal]

I happen to feel that every woman is different. To truly master the orgasm you have to listen.
If you listen, they they will cum.
I treat being with a woman with the attitude of "i dont know anything".
I am a clean sheet, but a clean sheet with open ears.
And with those ears i paint a picture on that blank sheet. When that picture is done, i am exactly what she desires. Never feel that you know what to do. Because every woman deserved her own attention. So attend to her desires and you will succeed.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Just gotta say, although all orgasms are good, diddling during a good rogering will definitely push the big O to an 11.

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[Jennitalia]

i love a good diddle

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[Arienette]

Just gotta say, although all orgasms are good, diddling during a good rogering will definitely push the big O to an 11.wow combining orgasms and spinal tap references... fuzzybutt knows just what to say to get me hot

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[HordeKing1]

For even better results have your bf or gf use a vibrator in your vagina while giving you oral.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

have your bf or gf use a vibrator in your vagina while giving you oral.



Ooh! That sounds almost TOO intense! A digit or two during oral is JUST right!

wow combining orgasms and spinal tap references... fuzzybutt knows just what to say to get me hot



I'm just that sort of girl, Ari! Grrrr! ;-)

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[sweet201]

I'm bumping this thread up again, because I truly believe that *every* discussion should involve the clitoris... ;P

If "straight clit" is too powerful or painful for you, I bet you just need to spend more time with it!! Though I think anatomically, some girls' hoods aren't as long as others', and direct stimulation of the clitoral head will definitely make even the most conditioned diddler squirm uncomfortably...

Personally I've only recently been able to achieve orgasm *without* any diddle during the rogering... thanks to my rock-ass husband! And yep, the g-spot exists, but I think just-penetration is kind of like rubbing a guy's balls but never touching his penis - it feels good, sure, but he's never gonna come. :)

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[NewYorkDragons80]

JJ, as long as we're on the subject of clits and J&SBSB;

"I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!!! WHEN YOU THINK OF CLIT, REMEMBER THIS FACE. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!"

"No Cross, No Crown."
-William Penn

"Leonardo DiCaprio is an androgynous wimp."
-Senator John McCain

[sourkitty]

life all comes down to one thing, the pussy! LOL
great sayin...and true.
I hav never reached an orgasm from anyone else but myself. I can only do it when i masterbate. No matter how many times i hav sex, get eaten out...etc, i always gotta fake it after bout an hour or more. It sux! I dunt know what to do...it is me or is it him??? I dunt kno!

it sux..i want a man who can make me go for real...no fake bullshit.

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[DreamWeaver]

First Name: Vagina

Nicknames: Vag, Pussy, Snatch, Twat, Cunt, The Dark Hole, Heaven, Honeypot, Beaver, Gash, Peach, Punanay, Cum Dumpster, Pink Taco, Pussah, Muff, Bearded Clam, Hatchet Wound, Slit, Slot, Cockpit, Cooter, Fuzzy Flounder, Poontang, Coochie, Happy Hole, Cooze, Box

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Favorite Song: "You Gotta Lick It Before We Kick It"
Could at least one of your posts be non OTL related?
Christ

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[Arienette]

I can only do it when i masterbate. No matter how many times i hav sex, get eaten out...etc, i always gotta fake it after bout an hour or more. It sux! I dunt know what to do...it is me or is it him??? I dunt kno!a lot of women have this same problem... especially people your age. i, too, have this problem. it's just something that needs to be worked out.

first thing, stop faking it. i used to do that, too, and it's just annoying and stupid. i also think it puts too much pressure on you and you're never gonna cum like that. tell the boy the truth. that you can't do it yet. not only will it take some of the pressure off you, he'll probably consider it a challenge and try harder

second, try combining your masturbatory practices with your being with other people. like if you use a vibe, bring it with you and have the guy use it on you or something. or if you use your hand, do it while you're with him and show him how to do it the way you like.

of course this is all speculation at this point.. but this is what i've heard...

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[Furtherman]

This thread is a fun read... it needs to be bumped... especially because I have new information for you all.

Ultrasound nails location of the elusive G spot (http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19726444.100-ultrasound-nails-location-of-the-elusive-g-spot.html)

“A simple test could tell you if it is time to give up the hunt for your G spot or if your partner just needs to try harder”

It seems some girls have them, and some girls don't.

Read and learn people.

http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/archive/2644/26444101.jpg

[A.J.]

This thread is a fun read... it needs to be bumped....

I'm feeling a bump in my pants.

[landarch]

I love all the old school board names. Whatever happened to all those guys?

[SinA]

nevermind

[TheGameHHH]

i forgot about this thread, we had some hot ass girls on this board in 2001-2002. i miss threads like these.

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, slobbering idiots at large. Remember when this place wasn't a complete sausage-fest? You don't? Well, read this thread. Gotta constantly reduce everything about a female poster to about how hot you think she is or constant creepy flirting/flattery? The extinction of threads like this are YOUR fault.

[jauble]

Hey, slobbering idiots at large. Remember when this place wasn't a complete sausage-fest? You don't? Well, read this thread. Gotta constantly reduce everything about a female poster to about how hot you think she is or constant creepy flirting/flattery? The extinction of threads like this are YOUR fault.

I blame Doug

[Dougie Brootal]

I blame Doug

i only flirt with the guys, QT!

and hot girls love gay guys, right mojo?



edit: hey im a BIG ASS VETERAN!!! just noticed! YAY ME!!!!!

[thejives]

Seriously.
This was such a great thread.

We need to build a wall where there's a safe place for women to discuss sexuality so maybe the rest of us will learn something.

[Hottub]

You animals will just turn it into a jack thread.

[EliSnow]

Seriously.
This was such a great thread.

We need to build a wall where there's a safe place for women to discuss sexuality so maybe the rest of us will learn something.

I think that ship has sailed.

[TheMojoPin]

Seriously.
This was such a great thread.

We need to build a wall where there's a safe place for women to discuss sexuality so maybe the rest of us will learn something.

I am really baffled as to how this thread managed to be almost just for the ladies back in the day without a bunch of sexless e-rapists tripping over each other to post the dumber comment.

[EffMeBoobs]

This thread is a fun read... it needs to be bumped... especially because I have new information for you all.

Ultrasound nails location of the elusive G spot (http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19726444.100-ultrasound-nails-location-of-the-elusive-g-spot.html)



It seems some girls have them, and some girls don't.

Read and learn people.

http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/archive/2644/26444101.jpg



I knew me being an ultrasonographer was doing the world a ton of good.

[EffMeBoobs]

I love all the old school board names. Whatever happened to all those guys?

I'm still here and I'm married to the author of this thread.

[EliSnow]

I knew me being an ultrasonographer was doing the world a ton of good.

You should have the practice you work for start offering "G-Spot Detection" exams. Of course, we'll have to convince the AMA to create a CPT code for that service.

[Furtherman]

I knew me being an ultrasonographer was doing the world a ton of good.

This thread is usless without your ultrasonograph!

[EffMeBoobs]

You should have the practice you work for start offering "G-Spot Detection" exams. Of course, we'll have to convince the AMA to create a CPT code for that service.

Hmmm.....if only we could work a code out. Maybe Dr. Steve and I can collaborate.

[EffMeBoobs]

This thread is usless without your ultrasonograph!

I know!!!!!!!!!!! GE would be happy to market their machine, I mean afterall, the first letter of their company sells the product! "G"E, we certainly bring good things to life!!!!!!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Effme, were you and Poot dating yet when this thread was made?

[topless_mike]

You animals will just turn it into a jack thread.

too late.

[keithy_19]

The most interesting part of the clitoris is that only women have them.

:bye:

[EffMeBoobs]

Effme, were you and Poot dating yet when this thread was made?

No this was posted exactly one week before we met at the Halloween Bar Crawl which was Oct 26th, 2001.

[Tenbatsuzen]

No this was posted exactly one week before we met at the Halloween Bar Crawl which was Oct 26th, 2001.

I guess Ron and Fez Power activation is strongest around Halloween.

[Furtherman]

No this was posted exactly one week before we met at the Halloween Bar Crawl which was Oct 26th, 2001.

My birthday. And I bumped this thread. You know what this means? Neither do I!

[ralphbxny]

You animals will just turn it into a jack thread.

Wait...this isnt a jack thread?

[EffMeBoobs]

My birthday. And I bumped this thread. You know what this means? Neither do I!

Oh my god! We're all gonna die from asteroids and G spots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

Wait...this isnt a jack thread?

i think ralph just found his g spot

[EffMeBoobs]

I had a conversation last night with a board member who shall remain unnamed

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Ha! Guess I became named.

[fezident]

G-spot hunting is the ONLY sport I'm good at.

Splash!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ha! Guess I became named.

That's why I asked if you were dating and I was trying to put it delicately.

[Death Metal Moe]

I agree with Mojo. It's really too bad that a discussion like this wouldn't take place these days because there's not enough women posting who feel comfortable enough with this place to voice opinions on topics like this.

[TheMojoPin]

I agree with Mojo. It's really too bad that a discussion like this wouldn't take place these days because there's not enough women posting who feel comfortable enough with this place to voice opinions on topics like this.

I'd settle for more women willing to post about anything on a regular basis, much less anything sexual.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd settle for more women willing to post about anything on a regular basis, much less anything sexual.

Yea, true. I think that's the problem. The few women on here get bombarded with stupid comments and other such nonsense. I wish this place was a little more functional, like the old days. It was still more male populated but there were a lot of women who contributed. Having just the male perspective is a detriment to this board.

[TheMojoPin]

Yea, true. I think that's the problem. The few women on here get bombarded with stupid comments and other such nonsense. I wish this place was a little more functional, like the old days. It was still more male populated but there were a lot of women who contributed. Having just the male perspective is a detriment to this board.

Too many idiots hiding behind a keyboards think it's an excuse to spout the vilest, crassest things the instant they think a female is posting. And no, other dipshits, it's not flattering that you use nearly every post by a woman as an excuse to flirt with them.

[grlNIN]

I am really baffled as to how this thread managed to be almost just for the ladies back in the day without a bunch of sexless e-rapists tripping over each other to post the dumber comment.

I think because back in the day we all saw each other at events pretty regularly and if anyone had been a creepster he would've gotten the shit kicked out of him.

[Death Metal Moe]

I think because back in the day we all saw each other at events pretty regularly and if anyone had been a creepster he would've gotten the shit kicked out of him.

Yea that is true too.

The show went from a NYC based show that anyone within transmitter range could make it to events to a 2 city show to a 2 country show.

Now there's just more people and a lot of them are creepy I guess.

[grlNIN]

That and we hardly have any slutty girls posting here anymore.

[TheGameHHH]

That and we hardly have any slutty girls posting here anymore.

thats the main problem

[Death Metal Moe]

That and we hardly have any slutty girls posting here anymore.

OK, put your claws away, they're long gone now. We all know that.

[grlNIN]

Put your face away.

[Death Metal Moe]

:king:

[A.J.]

You animals will just turn it into a jack thread.

We already have a couple of those:

Here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65474)

and

Here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67189).

[Furtherman]

Too many idiots hiding behind a keyboards think it's an excuse to spout the vilest, crassest things the instant they think a female is posting. And no, other dipshits, it's not flattering that you use nearly every post by a woman as an excuse to flirt with them.

Damn right. We need more tits.

[topless_mike]

Damn right. We need more tits.

:lol:

[SatCam]

Damn right. We need more woman tits.

fixed it for you

[drjoek]

Women have orgasms?
Who knew!






How do you make a chick Cum?


















Who cares!!!!!:lol:

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[A.J.]

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[topless_mike]

http://www.condomdepot.com/content/product/large/hitachi-magic-wand.jpg


100% satisfaction guaranteed.

wtf is that thing?

[EliSnow]

wtf is that thing?

You never saw Sex and the City?

It's a massager sold at various stores, like Sharper Image, etc. However, while marketed as a back massager, popular culture has suggested that it's used more as a vibrator for sexual stimulation.

[MobCounty]

Yeah, its for back relief.. uh thats it..:smoke:

The results are stunning to say the least. It makes any other stimulator look like childs play.

Any time you have one of those nights where things are not clicking, whip this bad boy out :thumbup:..

[Dougie Brootal]

You never saw Sex and the City?


please tell me your chick made you watch sex and the city....

[topless_mike]

i used to love sex and the city.
but, i dont remember seeing that thing on S/C

[topless_mike]

Any time you have one of those nights where things are not clicking, whip this bad boy out :thumbup:..

thats like leaving the ford at home and taking the ferrari out for a drive.
how are you ever going to go back to the ford?

or, more relevant terms.
that thing = black cock.

[MobCounty]

thats like leaving the ford at home and taking the ferrari out for a drive.
how are you ever going to go back to the ford?

or, more relevant terms.
that thing = black cock.

.. Yeah, that is the one big downside, but the sweaty heaving fat guy thing was wearing thin anyway. You will get a lot more requests for a 'back massage'.

[Crispy123]

I had a conversation last night with a board member who shall remain unnamed, but she said that she actually has to steer clear of clitoral orgasms because they're "too powerful".

Ha! You almost got me. I was going to respond to this crazy post until I re-read it and saw your claim of talking to a female board member. You sir are a riot. Keep it up!

:clap::thumbup:

[LaBoob]

I don't think I'd have a problem "getting there" if a guy showed up on my doostep with this:

http://s255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/th_valentine.jpg

[Furtherman]

I don't think I'd have a problem "getting there" if a guy showed up on my doostep with this:

http://s255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/th_valentine.jpg

What is that, wasabi?!

[Dougie Brootal]

I don't think I'd have a problem "getting there" if a guy showed up on my doostep with this:

http://s255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/th_valentine.jpg

hmmmmmm and where do i go to pick some of those up???:wub:

[topless_mike]

I don't think I'd have a problem "getting there" if a guy showed up on my doostep with this:

http://s255.photobucket.com/albums/hh153/wishpig107/th_valentine.jpg

<3 you..
i'll be there in 20 min.

[Kris10]

I'd settle for more women willing to post about anything on a regular basis, much less anything sexual.

HEY!!!!!!! I hope I'm not included in this! Look at my mod quote, that speaks volumes !!!!

[eeroomnhoj]

Might I suggest this video (NSFW). I don't know if the g-spot is the same as a clitoral orgasm, but I'll take the chance.

http://www.abum.com/rrated/55560/How-to-find-the-G-Spot.html

I know someone near and dear who enjoys these techniques.