View Full Version : what do you steal?
suggums
04-08-2006, 07:54 PM
im not a klepto or anything, certain items just always seem to find their way into my pockets. mainly pens, i started this thread cause i realized i came home with 5 extra pens from work today. also lighters, if you ever can't find your lighter its cause guys like me. those ill take consciously, but pens i never even think about. i know, small time stuff, but what do you steal, intentionally or otherwise?<br />
JPMNICK
04-08-2006, 07:56 PM
<p>I steal whatever i need from work, from hard drives and RAM to paper and pens. the biggest thing i have ever stolen is a new laptop.</p>
suggums
04-08-2006, 07:59 PM
<p> </p><strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br /><p>the biggest thing i have ever stolen is a new laptop.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>my hat is off to you good sir. reminds me of a friend who was trying to figure out a way to get one of those new 30" flatscreen dell monitors out of his office...he got laid off 2 fridays back</p>
sr71blackbird
04-08-2006, 08:10 PM
<p><img height="257" src="http://cjonline.com/images/010399/mid.walgreens.jpg" width="396" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>"Its not stealing if you steal half"</p>
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 08:34 PM
<p>I don't mind stealing bread / From the mouths of decadence / But I can't feed on the powerless / When my cup's already overfilled / But it's on the table / The fire is cooking / And they're farming babies / While the slaves are working / The blood is on the table / And their mouths are choking / But I'm growing hungry </p>
SatCam
04-09-2006, 08:59 AM
music!
Or atleast the RIAA says I do
Reephdweller
04-09-2006, 09:01 AM
I don't steal things, or post about them...anymore.
Death Metal Moe
04-09-2006, 09:31 AM
<strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br />I don't steal things, or post about them...anymore. <p>For real.</p><p>If you have a scam going, keep it under your hat and enjoy it.</p>
Don Stugots
04-09-2006, 02:41 PM
I refuse to answer that under my 5th amendment privledge, which is my right to do so. thank you and good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!
mdr55
04-09-2006, 04:28 PM
<p>Remember:<br />
</p><p>"It's not stealing if you don't get caught" </p>
Death Metal Moe
04-09-2006, 04:32 PM
<p><img height="300" src="http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/joe-howard_stern.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p><p>Whatever it is, you stole it from ME. Hoo hoo, tell 'em Fred.</p>
Death Metal Moe
04-09-2006, 04:39 PM
<p><img height="324" src="http://bogart-tribute.net/images3/1930s/devil1.jpg" width="234" border="0" /></p><p>I try to steal a kiss from my best Dame whenever I can.</p>
AngelAmy
04-09-2006, 06:23 PM
I stole a towel from the hotel today.....it was REALLY soft, I couldn't leave it behind.
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-09-2006, 07:55 PM
<p>The supermarket near me has a cooler with drinks in it. I forgot to put my Snapple on the conveyor belt. I found it when I was loading my car.</p>
<p>came home from the bar with one of these yesterday</p><p><img height="175" src="http://www.restockit.com/ProductImages/images10/97036LIB.JPG" width="147" border="0" /></p>
Reephdweller
04-09-2006, 08:25 PM
<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />I stole a towel from the hotel today.....it was REALLY soft, I couldn't leave it behind. <p> </p><p>I really am having a corrupting infuence on you. </p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>
FezPaul
04-09-2006, 08:31 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>came home from the bar with one of these yesterday</p><p><img height="175" src="http://www.restockit.com/ProductImages/images10/97036LIB.JPG" width="147" border="0" /></p><p>You should steal some taste.</p>
JustJon
04-10-2006, 09:33 AM
YOUR SOULS!<br />
Dirtybird12
04-10-2006, 09:47 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>came home from the bar with one of these yesterday</p><p><img height="175" src="http://www.restockit.com/ProductImages/images10/97036LIB.JPG" width="147" border="0" /></p><p>man ive been drinking margaritas out of my boot glass for the last 6 months. They give them away at a place called TEXAS STEAK HOUSE ( i think) when you order a boot drink...YOU KEEP THE GLASS!</p><p>It's the only glasses I own. My cabs are full of those things. Its a glass in the shape of a boot.</p><p>BRILLIANT</p>
Dirtybird12
04-10-2006, 09:48 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>came home from the bar with one of these yesterday</p><p><img height="175" src="http://www.restockit.com/ProductImages/images10/97036LIB.JPG" width="147" border="0" /></p><p>You should steal some taste.</p><p>heyyyyyyy</p>
GwEnYpOo
04-12-2006, 12:02 PM
<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I steal whatever i need from work, from hard drives and RAM to paper and pens. the biggest thing i have ever stolen is a new laptop.</p><p>thats really fucked up , and its not even like you dont have enough money to buy those things . come on man , i mean really .</p>
mdr55
04-12-2006, 01:18 PM
Stealing is wrong.......when is happens to you.<br />
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