Do It Yourself Lasik!

[JustJon]

<p>Ever wanted to perform surgery on your own eyes in the comfort of your own home?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.lasikathome.com/" target="_blank">Now's your chance!&nbsp;</a></p>

[reeshy]

Careful...you'll put out an eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Are you sure you didn't intend&nbsp;this to be on the&nbsp;&quot;how to make it look like suicide&quot; thread?</font>

[kevcala]

<p>I couldn't help myself</p><p><img width="301" height="102" border="0" src="http://home.hvc.rr.com/kevcala/sigpics/kevcala_sig11a.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>LASIK@<em>Home</em> is committed to bringing clear vision to those less fortunate. </p><p>this way you can really see how poor your ass is...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[suggums]

thanks jon, found my new avatar<br />

[kevcala]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />thanks jon, found my new avatar<br /><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="112" height="148" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/dontblink.JPG" /></p><p>I love the smoke.&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>kevcala</strong> wrote:<br><p>ÿ</p><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />thanks jon, found my new avatar<br /><br /><p>ÿ</p><p><img width="112" height="148" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/dontblink.JPG" /></p><p>I love the smoke.ÿ</p><blockquote /><p>ÿ</p><p></p>
The burning sensation means its working!

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>kevcala</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />thanks jon, found my new avatar<br /><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="148" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/dontblink.JPG" width="112" border="0" /></p><p>I love the smoke.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i like to clear my eyes up the old fashioned way</p><p><img height="152" src="http://macktez.com/users/matthew/_40305833_harpoon_xray203.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p>

[OGC]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kevcala</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />thanks jon, found my new avatar<br /><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="148" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/dontblink.JPG" width="112" border="0" /></p><p>I love the smoke.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i like to clear my eyes up the old fashioned way</p><p><img height="152" src="http://macktez.com/users/matthew/_40305833_harpoon_xray203.jpg" width="203" border="0" /></p><p><font size="2"><strong>Holy shit, I just pissed myself laughing</strong></font> </p>

[OGC]

<p><font size="2"><strong><font><img src="http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3930/khadim3lx.jpg" border="0" /></font></strong></font></p><p><font size="2"><strong><font>If the process is so good, why is Dr. Amir Khadim, M.D., Ph.D.</font>&nbsp; wearing glasses ?</strong></font></p>

[suggums]

more importantly, why is a used car salesman pretending to be a doctor?<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Frankie: Hey, Willie.</p><p>Willie: Hi, Frankie. </p><p>Frankie: How's the west wing?</p><p>Willie: All secure.</p><p>Frankie: That's good. </p><p>Willie: You know somethin', Frank?</p><p>Frankie: What?</p><p>Willie: I - I - I don't like bein' a night watchman. There - there's nobody here.</p><p>Frankie: It means we're doin' our job, Willie. And doin' it well.</p><p>Willie: Yeah, but I - I - I - I - I liked it better when we - when we was messengers, I mean, and then I - I was out - I was meetin' people.</p><p>Frankie: Like that woman over at Scheidelman's Suits, right?</p><p>Willie: [reluctantly] I dropped her. Yeah, she was all over me. All over me, she was. I - I - I need room to breathe.</p><p>Frankie: I know, Willie. The stallion needs to run. [Willie nods solemnly in agreement] And run free.</p><p>Willie: [rubs his shoulder in pain] Shoo, boy.</p><p>Frankie: What's the matter?</p><p>Willie: Eh, my shoulder hurts. You know - you know that narrow hallway in the boiler room? The one with the, uh--?</p><p>Frankie: Exposed bolts comin' out o' the wall?</p><p>Willie: Yeah. Well, every time I walk past it, the bolts dig right into my shoulder. I-- It's very painful.</p><p>Frankie: Boy. You wanna talk about some pain? I bought one o' them linoleum knives the other day, you know?</p><p>Willie: With the double edge?</p><p>Frankie: Right.</p><p>Willie: Yeah?</p><p>Frankie: So, I go home, you know, and I spread my toes apart and I just start sawing, back and forth and back and forth, you know?</p><p>Willie: Mm hmm.</p><p>Frankie: And I take a little thing o' Tobasco sauce, you know?</p><p>Willie: Yeah.</p><p>Frankie: And just dump it on there. Talk about a hotfoot, mister! Boy, that was rough.</p><p>Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--?</p><p>Frankie: Meat thermometers?</p><p>Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--?</p><p>Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?</p><p>Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.</p><p>Frankie: Boy, that must smart.</p><p>Willie: I know! I HATE when THAT happens.</p><p>Frankie: You know what I hate?</p><p>Willie: What?</p><p>Frankie: I go into the kitchen, I open the drawer, you know?</p><p>Willie: Uh huh?</p><p>Frankie: And I take out a, uh--</p><p>Willie: Carrot scraper?</p><p>Frankie: Right. And I stick it up my nose, you know, and I'm rootin' it around, and, you know, gettin' all the mucus membranes out o' there, you know? And then I take one o' them, uh--?</p><p>Willie: Mentholated eucalyptus cough drops?</p><p>Frankie: Right. And I stick it-- wedge it up there, you know? I take a couple o' whiffs, boy. Heh, ya feel like your head's gonna explode.</p><p>Willie: Boy, isn't THAT the truth? It's like the other night. I'm in the attic and I got a bunch o' mousetraps, ya know?</p><p>Frankie: Right.</p><p>Willie: And, for bait, I used a big piece of, uh--</p><p>Frankie: Camembert?</p><p>Willie: Right. So, so I set the trap, right? A-a-a-a-and I wanna see if the trap was gonna work, right? So I got the Camembert in there. </p><p>Frankie: Right.</p><p>Willie: But every time I went to taste the cheese, the thing came down right on my tongue! ... I'm tellin' ya -- after forty, fifty times, I - I - I couldn't even feel the cheese, much less taste it. I hate when THAT happens, I'll tell ya that. </p><p>Frankie: Boy, you know what I hate? I hate-- I got a gross o' them, uh--?</p><p>Willie: Razor blades?</p><p>Frankie: No.</p><p>Willie: Fish hooks?</p><p>Frankie: No. </p><p>Willie: Ah?</p><p>Frankie: Thumb tacks.</p><p>Willie: Ah! Yeah.</p><p>Frankie: Right?</p><p>Willie: Yeah.</p><p>Frankie: So I bring 'em home, you know, and I sprinkle 'em all out over the floor, you know?</p><p>Willie: Points up?</p><p>Frankie: Right.</p><p>Willie: Uh huh.</p><p>Frankie: Then I strip down to the nude and I just ROLL back and forth across the room, ya know? Stickin' in all over my body. Then I jump in a hot tub and just soak.</p><p>Willie: Mm hmm.</p><p>Frankie: Hate t

[Death Metal Moe]

LOUIE Frankie, LOUIE!