Your Ass Is Grass!

[Gvac]

<p>Those crazy Brits have done it again; they've invented an actual lawn chair.&nbsp; The frame is made of corrugated cardboard, and you fill it with soil and grass seed so it becomes a part of your lawn.&nbsp; Who wouldn't want grass stains on the ass of every pair of pants they own?</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.treehugger.com/files/th_images/grasschair.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You can order it <a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2006/04/get_ready_for_s.php" target="_self">here</a>.&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

those things look AWESOME, maybe i can convince my parents to put a couple in their tiny arizona backyard<br />

[PapaBear]

How do you mow those things?

[suggums]

somebody on the link said dont plant regular grass on em, put on something that grows real short like clover or whatever<br />

[SinA]

that's one more thing on the list of things i invented but never did anything about

[monsterone]

i think a pile of dead brits would stand the test of time vs cardboard.<br />

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>monsterone</strong> wrote:<br />i think a pile of dead brits would stand the test of time vs cardboard.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A pile of dead brits is an improvement over anything<br /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

how do you stop chipmonks from makeing it into a love den?<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i'm waiting on the recliner model... with cupholder</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Sure, it starts out fine&nbsp;&amp; dandy, until the hunter gets captured by the game!!!... Or is it the mower gets captured by the lawn???... until this happens...</font></strong></p><p><img height="328" src="http://www.nilsjnesse.com/stephenking/jordy.jpg" width="210" border="0" /></p>

[PanterA]

<p>My Italian grandmother would have still put a plastic cover over that thing.</p><p>she was a classy lady.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>That's not so crazy.</p><p><img height="255" src="http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2004/09/18/1095525641_7884.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[JerseyRich]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>monsterone</strong> wrote:<br />i think a pile of dead brits would stand the test of time vs cardboard.<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p>A pile of dead brits is an improvement over anything<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>RUDE AND RUDE!</p><p>I'd love to use it as a nude model posing chair...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Any takers?&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

I'm in, Rich.<br />

[Crippler]

<p>Well, that idea backfired...</p><p><font color="#ffffff"><font size="4">...OR DID IT?!?!</font></font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Crippler on 4-5-06 @ 12:49 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i'm waiting for the model that comes with a sprinkler system...</p><p>and will they be making a weed chair?</p>

[JerseyRich]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Crippler</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Well, that idea backfired...</p><p><font color="#ffffff"><font size="4">...OR DID IT?!?!</font></font></p><p>

<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Crippler on 4-5-06 @ 12:49 PM</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I knew Gvac would come calling...</p><p>Perhaps my messages are just as subliminal as yours!&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong>Funkman</strong> wrote: i'm waiting for the model that comes with a sprinkler system...</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Then it becomes a Bidet!!!</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Funkman</strong> wrote: i'm waiting for the model that comes with a sprinkler system... <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Then it becomes a Bidet!!!</font></strong></p><p>helps prevent your grass from turning brown... or is that 'ass'? </p>

[PanterA]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Funkman</strong> wrote: i'm waiting for the model that comes with a sprinkler system... <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Then it becomes a Bidet!!!</font></strong></p><p>then a bear can shit in the woods...with class</p>

[bobrobot]

then a bear can shit in the woods...with class <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">It beats wipin' yer ass w/ a rabbit!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/Rabbit.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-5-06 @ 1:39 PM</span>

[UnknownPD]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">It beats wipin' yer ass w/ a rabbit!</font></strong></p><p><font size="2">Nothing beats wiping your ass with a rabbit</font></p>