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MHasegawa
04-04-2006, 09:29 AM
I just finished one these little gatorade "all star" drinks, which is colored blue. We all know gatorade makes you piss a lake so I get to the toilet and there's a beautiful blue tint to my urine, it was fantastic...what's in this stuff to alter my piss color?<br />
FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 09:33 AM
<p><img src="http://www.d.umn.edu/~pkebbeku/Annette/TimelinePix/February/Feb12_1.JPG" border="0" /></p><p>HMMM Yummy!</p>
bobrobot
04-04-2006, 09:35 AM
<strong>MHasegawa</strong> wrote:...what's in this stuff to alter my piss color? <p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">a secret ingredient...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000ff" size="7">BLUE</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000ff" size="1">but <font color="#ffff00" size="7">yellow</font> piss </font></strong><strong><font color="#0000ff" size="1">mixed w/ <font color="#0000ff" size="7">blue</font> gatorade shoulda made yer piss <font size="7"><font color="#66cc00">G<font>REEN</font></font></font>!!!</font></strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 1:41 PM</span>
FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 09:40 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MHasegawa</strong> wrote:<br />I just finished one these little gatorade "all star" drinks, which is colored blue. We all know gatorade makes you piss a lake so I get to the toilet and there's a beautiful blue tint to my urine, it was fantastic...what's in this stuff to alter my piss color?<br /><p> </p><p>Bobo,</p><p> </p><p>You're becoming the Master of the Invisible Reply <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>i think i know what's happening. Try and make sure when you do a quote/reply and the popup window opens that you type below the line you see at the very bottom of the quote/reply popup window... i'm not totally sure that's it but i haven't had a problem follwing that formular....</p><p>peace</p>
FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 09:42 AM
<p><strong><font size="1">My piss was blue</font></strong> </p><p>next time try drinking a bunch of welch's grape juice... gives you purple poops </p>
bobrobot
04-04-2006, 09:44 AM
<p><font color="#000099"><strong></strong><font color="#000000">You're becoming the Master of the Invisible Reply</font><strong></strong></font></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I always hafta go back & fix 'em & it takes a while! So they start out invisible and later become visible!</font></strong></p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.thecolumnists.com/miller/miller52art2.jpg" width="284" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 1:52 PM</span>
Tall_James
04-04-2006, 09:46 AM
<p>What's in this stuff</p><p>This guy's spunk...</p><p><img height="288" src="http://static.flickr.com/31/55748396_ae03d70c66.jpg" width="370" border="0" /></p>
FezPaul
04-04-2006, 09:56 AM
Wasn't <strong>"and the piss....turned blue!"</strong> the punchline to an old Richard Pryor joke from the '70s?
FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 09:59 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#000099"><strong><font color="#000000">You're becoming the Master of the Invisible Reply</font><strong> </strong></strong></font></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I always hafta go back & fix 'em & it takes a while! So they start out invisible and later become visible!</font></strong></p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.thecolumnists.com/miller/miller52art2.jpg" width="284" border="0" /></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 1:52 PM</span> <p>like an uncircumcized penis....</p>
bobrobot
04-04-2006, 10:18 AM
<p><font color="#000099"><strong></strong><font color="#000000">like an uncircumcized penis....</font><strong></strong></font></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Now I am more than a lil concerned for you, Funk...</font></strong><br /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 2:21 PM</span>
FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 12:31 PM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#000099"><strong><font color="#000000">like an uncircumcized penis....</font><strong> </strong></strong></font></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Now I am more than a lil concerned for you, Funk...</font></strong><br /></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 2:21 PM</span> <p>no need to worry my friend... they just can't all be winners!</p>
Jennitalia
04-04-2006, 12:38 PM
i piss red for five days every month.
Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 12:42 PM
Wow, it actually tinted your piss? Damn, sounds like a real Devil's brew of chemicals. I'd try some less dyed flavors.
bobrobot
04-04-2006, 12:44 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote: <strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<font color="#000099"><strong> <font color="#000000">like an uncircumcized penis....</font><strong> </strong></strong></font><strong><font color="#000099">Now I am more than a lil concerned for you, Funk...</font></strong> no need to worry my friend... they just can't all be winners! <p><strong><font color="#000099">U mean they can't all be weiners...</font></strong></p><p><img height="312" src="http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/0054.jpg" width="512" border="0" /></p>
Judge Smails
04-04-2006, 01:22 PM
At least it probably had a nice fruity Gatorade smell. Nothing is worse than a green, nasty smelling asparagus piss. If I even have a spoonful of aspargus my piss smells for the rest of the day. The only other thing that affects my piss is Starbuck's coffee, but I like that smell - I'll linger in the bathroom a while and take that in.
MilkmanDann
04-04-2006, 01:22 PM
I'll go with a Failing Liver. Jennitalia that actually made me lol
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