Listening Thread for the Week of 4/3/06

[mikeyboy]

Here we go.

[EliSnow]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Here we go. <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Yo.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Here we go, yo.&nbsp; So what so what so what's the scenario?*</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">(Saw that line and I had to drop some Tribe Called Quest lyrics).</font></p>

[Gvac]

<p>My first active participation in a listening thread!&nbsp; I'm so excited!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

I'm guessing Moe didn't pick the opening song today.<br />

[angelinad128]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm guessing Moe didn't pick the opening song today.<br /><p>LOL That's for sure!!!</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm guessing Moe didn't pick the opening song today.<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">After reading his thread about how he take girl-length showers, I wouldn't be so sure.</font></p>

[Sheeplovr]

take that in your adf ear<br />

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Okay, where are all of the pictures of these hot women?</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">There's some, but I didn't see as many as R&amp;F seem to say there were.</font></p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody"><font size="3" face="Arial">There's some, but I didn't see as many as R&amp;F seem to say there were</font></span></p><p>if there is more then 3 it's arecord breaker for a radio event&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

Bronx Johnny <u>exudes</u> cool.&nbsp; I can't believe he did some bathroom fag bashing!<br />

[MilkmanDann]

Who is Bronx Johnny knocking out, some midget or 11 year old ?

[Dirtybird12]

<p>im not gay...but nice size dude.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>wtf?</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099">Bronx Johnny showed me the teeth marks in his hand, which was still bleeding!</font></strong>

[Gvac]

<p>The return of stuttering, stammering Earl.</p><p>Some things never change.&nbsp;</p>

[Earlshog]

I stuck an obey Fez sticker on the wall... Maybe I can be producer...&nbsp;

[angelinad128]

Where can I get a &quot;Spread the Iris&quot; T-Shirt that I saw someone wearing @ the party?

[mikeyboy]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Where can I get a &quot;Spread the Iris&quot; T-Shirt that I saw someone wearing @ the party? <p>At myradiostore.com.&nbsp; Click on the banner ad on the left side of the screen.&nbsp; We also have some new girl shirts designed by fluffernutter that debuted at the party.</p>

[angelinad128]

Thank You!

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">e also have some new girl shirts designed by fluffernutter that debuted at the party</span></p><p>By the By the Girl Shirts are Adorable&nbsp;</p>

[MilkmanDann]

Way to go Earl !

[mikeyboy]

<p>Bobo and his Fez portrait:</p><p><img height="480" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/ronfez/100_2771Small.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p>

[JerseyRich]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Bronx Johnny <u>exudes</u> cool. I can't believe he did some bathroom fag bashing!<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Atleast he didn't say &quot;Fuck the Jets&quot; to your Dad.&nbsp;</p>

[JerseyRich]

Bobo needs to buy some stock in Mustache wax.<br />

[barjockey]

i'm sorry i missed the party. was the bathroom equiped with a glory hole?

[Gvac]

I love when Fez flubs a line in the Renaldo bit!<br />

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">was the bathroom equiped with a glory hole?</span></p><p>That no way to talk about the guy who hands out towels&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I love when Fez flubs a line in the Renaldo bit!<br /><p>That was great!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Miss mush mouth mere mortal Fez.</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

i wish the phillies could do it but im going with East side and saying the white sox.

[Sheeplovr]

yay it's dumb caller hour<br />

[Gvac]

<p>Man, I had no idea the guys at China House (where I get my Genral Tso's Chicken) were plotting to overthrow America!</p><p>Bastards.&nbsp;</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nutbar!!!!!</font></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

it is the perfect plan.

[cupcakelove]

Hey its the old chinese restaurant conspiracy.&nbsp; I love that one.<br />

[Gvac]

MasterSoySauce, huh?&nbsp; <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" /><br />

[PapaBear]

<p>Today the cats, tomorrow the WORLD!</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

dont worry you guys will be spared, just like the ribs.

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />dont worry you guys will be spared, just like the ribs. <p>it doesnt get worse than that. </p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />Hey its the old chinese restaurant conspiracy.&nbsp; I love that one.<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">Funny thing is, 1 hour later, you're hungry for another conspiracy!</font></strong></p><p><img height="306" src="http://www.plover.net/~textfire/conspiracy/biglogo.gif" width="310" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-3-06 @ 12:13 PM</span>

[Gvac]

Please tell me Walken's speech in &quot;True Romance&quot; isn't true.&nbsp; I'm half Sicilian.<br />

[angelinad128]

I'm napolitan &amp; you know how most italian names are after saints, &amp; sicilians tend to have the name charlie. I asked my mom who was saint cologero (charles in italian) &amp; she said, stop, that's an african saint! LOL

[Gvac]

<img border="0" src="http://victorjr.users.superford.org/roundrockcomputer/aol/buckwheat.jpg" />

[MasterSoySauce]

that dude was a liar that shit doesnt happen.

[PapaBear]

I can't believe people are still talking about ebonics. What a tool! That was just a crazy idea that never happened.

[MasterSoySauce]

yea when he said another language i thought he was going for spanish almost being a second language.

[Death Metal Moe]

<img height="596" src="http://www.cyber-cinema.com/original/spanglish.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

[Furtherman]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Please tell me Walken's speech in &quot;True Romance&quot; isn't true.&nbsp; I'm half Sicilian.<br /><p>It is.</p><p>Eggplant!</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />i wish the phillies could do it but im going with East side and saying the white sox. <p>I am a little worried about the bullpen. Losing Wagner hurts. I'm hoping maybe Madson or someone else can step up and be the lights our closer you need. Tom Gordon I'm not buying.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>However we have a stacked lineup Rollins, Utley, Howard (when he figures out how to hit lefties, its gonna be scary), Pat the Bat, Abreau, and Rowand. A nice rotation. DOn't count them out.They may just take the east... &nbsp;Phillies in 2006!!!! </p>

[MasterSoySauce]

hey man madson pitched a shutout yesterday against an alright hitting team, we still got myers and you never know about Randy Wolfe comming back. Gordon aint bad and dont count out lieber, im thinking they will make the playoffs which is good for gillicks first year.

[Gvac]

<p>Hey, you guys know there's a MLB 2006 discussion thread in the Games and Sports forum, right?</p><p>I'm just sayin'...&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

duelly noted.

[Gvac]

<p>It's all good.&nbsp; I'm a baseball freak myself.</p><p>On the
immigration topic, the company I work for would fold tomorrow if it
wasn't for all the Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, El Salvadorians,
Ecuadorians, etc. that work there. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

in philly the resturant business would crumble.

[PapaBear]

More than half of our cooks are Central American. They have been working there ranging from 1-3 years. We haven't had an American cook manage to hold his job for more than a couple of months (most for a week or two). They either quit or get fired for being lousy workers.

[MasterSoySauce]

its everyone, cooks, busboys, pot/dish washers.

[Furtherman]

<p>A million years from now?&nbsp; Something from the ocean.</p><p>Dolphins are smart.&nbsp; But octopuses are smarter.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The octopuses will take over.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

Mexican Dolphins will take over<br />

[PapaBear]

Robot Dolphins

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Cloned robot dolphins</font>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>&quot;if ants were the size of ducks, we'd all be in chains doing whatever they want to us.&quot;</p><p>Ronnie B on &quot;Ants&quot;</p><p>Harry: &quot;Whats with ANTS&quot;</p><p>Ah nevrmind</p>

[KennethC]

<p>Without an ounce of irony, I fear the humanzee:</p><p><img height="220" src="http://myspace-143.vo.llnwd.net/00024/34/14/24824143_m.jpg" width="170" border="0" /></p>

[mendyweiss]

<img height="392" src="http://members.tripod.com/billys_sportscards/mercury_morris_front.jpg" width="303" border="0" />THis be what I waitin for! <strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Cloned robot dolphins</font>

[PapaBear]

<p>Thinking plant...</p><p><img height="283" src="http://www.thememorabiliastore.com/ebay31/reidad.jpg" width="359" border="0" /></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

humanzee was fready dude.

[bobrobot]

<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/OctoPimp.jpg" border="0" />

[KennethC]

I fear the neon meat dream of the octopimp.

[MasterSoySauce]

like bigger and stronger doesnt help.

[bobrobot]

<p><strong>KennethC</strong> wrote:<br />I fear the neon meat dream of the octopimp.</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">NICE REFERENCE, KEN!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="237" src="http://www.23ltd.ch/tks1-2/_picts2/beefheart2_1.jpg" width="282" border="0" /><img height="237" src="http://www.23ltd.ch/tks1-2/_picts2/beefheart1.jpg" width="271" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-3-06 @ 1:16 PM</span>

[aceofspades7]

dibble was kind of an ass - i love how ron called him out<br />

[rooter]

<p> </p><p>First of all, it doesn't matter if steroids were &quot;illegal&quot; in baseball, they are illegal in the United States. Why should baseball need to make a rule when the government has already done so?</p><p> Barry Bonds isn't on steroids, he is on Human Growth Hormone (HGH). HGH makes you bigger and stronger. It doesn't help your hand eye coordination, but it does improve your vision. MLB doesn't test for HGH, but the minor leagues do. Until they test for HGH in the majors, Bonds will be off scott free. </p><p>The reason that Bonds is having trouble with his knees is because of the HGH. HGH thickens bones to the point where they don't fit in the joints properly. It explains the growth in Barry's fat noggin' as well. </p><p> Having the muscle to push one ball in ten from the warning track to over the fence doesn't just rack up the home runs, it will make a .200 scrub hitter into a .300 hitting superstar.<br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by rooter on 4-3-06 @ 1:16 PM</span>

[MilkmanDann]

<p>This conversation gonna incense the Canadians. Baseball, Basketball literally gets 5 secs apiece on nightly sportswrapups. Its all hockey</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit - Great call on the 1983 76ers Ron. Most talented NBA team ever.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Burblefrump on 4-3-06 @ 1:42 PM</span>

[EliSnow]

<font face="Helv" size="2"><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was at dinner the other night with some people, and this youngster at the table, who was dating the host's daughter, I think Lloyd was his name, said that kickboxing was the sport of the future.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">He had weird ideas about his career though.</font></p></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 4-3-06 @ 1:48 PM</span>

[PapaBear]

<span class="hw"><strong><font color="#003399" size="5">sport</font></strong></span> (<span class="pron"><font face="Lucida Sans Unicode" size="2">sp&ocirc;rt, sp?rt</font></span>) <span style="cursor: pointer"><img alt="pronunciation" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/pron.gif" align="middle" border="0" /></span><br /><em>n.</em> <ol><li><ol><li>Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively. </li><li>A particular form of this activity.</li></ol></li><li>An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.</li></ol><p>By that definition, everything they mentioned is a sport...&nbsp; even jaxx.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 4-3-06 @ 1:56 PM</span>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">In college, a friend of mine had&nbsp;the following&nbsp;definition of a sport.&nbsp; The goal of the sport had to be to amass points which could be obtained&nbsp;by getting a&nbsp;symmetrical object into some type of goal or area.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Under this theory, things like track and field, swimming, boxing, etc. were considered competitions, not sport.&nbsp; </font></p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">In college, a friend of mine had&nbsp;the following&nbsp;definition of a sport.&nbsp; The goal of the sport had to be to amass points which could be obtained&nbsp;by getting a&nbsp;symmetrical object into some type of goal or area.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Under this theory, things like track and field, swimming, boxing, etc. were considered competitions, not sport.&nbsp; </font></p><p>Your friend doesn't sound like much of an authority on the definition of sport. His definition rules out baseball, as scores are not made by putting the ball through a goal, but rather the offensive players rounding the bases to home.</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Your friend doesn't sound like much of an authority on the definition of sport. His definition rules out baseball, as scores are not made by putting the ball through a goal, but rather the offensive players rounding the bases to home.<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">He's actually a huge sports fanatic, and did a sports radio show in college.&nbsp; I may have misstated his definition a bit, because he's a huge baseball fan.&nbsp; </font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 4-3-06 @ 2:28 PM</span>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Just talked to my friend, his definition was more simple than I thought, and wasn't a definition as much as it was rules:</font></p><font face="Helv" size="2"><ul><li><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If it has a bisymmetrical object, it is a sport.</font></li><li><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If its original purpose has anything to do with locomotion, (i.e., getting from one place to another as quickly as possible), it is not a sport, but rather an athletic contest.</font></li><li><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If the outcome is automatically determined by judges, it is not a sport.</font></li></ul></font>

[Earlshog]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Robot Dolphins <p>nooooooooooooooooooo</p>

[nevnut]

Good Mornin' Buddaaaayyyys!!!!

[Hottub]

NOPE! I don't like it.

[Hottub]

Shit du Jure!

[Gvac]

Earl &quot;Alan Freed&quot; Douglas.<br />

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Fezzie's sounds awfully irritable today.&nbsp; Must be the lack of poon.</font>

[nevnut]

Who's the guest?

[Earlshog]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Fezzie's sounds awfully irritable today.&nbsp; Must be the lack of poon.</font> <p>its taking its toll... I wonder if he will make it... </p>

[Furtherman]

Who is the woman in the studio?

[angelinad128]

when she talks i get flashbacks of anthony saying shut up hole

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Is that _____ from Portland?</font>

[barjockey]

<br /><font size="2">What you gon' do with all that junk?<br />All that junk inside your trunk?<br />I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,<br />Get you love drunk off my hump.<br />My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,<br />My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)</font><br />

[mendyweiss]

<strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><font size="2">What you gon' do with all that junk?<br />All that junk inside your trunk?<br />I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,<br />Get you love drunk off my hump.<br />My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,<br />My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)</font><br /><p>Janis Joplin is spinning in her grave!</p>

[barjockey]

<img height="400" src="http://cdn.digitalcity.com/getty/E/2005-02-27/52240693PS135_Vanity_Fair_E.jpg" width="329" border="0" />YEECH

[angelinad128]

<p>Eli, your good</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Eli, your good</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was just telling that to&nbsp;my co-worker.&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3" /></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">I just remembered her calling in yesterday, and Ronnie extending her and her husband to come in to the studio.</font></p>

[nevnut]

How about the use of thier tiny shitters?

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>&quot;Whatcha gonna do when i piss my pants? piss my pants right on this stage. my pants. my pants. i piss my pants. my pants my pants my pants.&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie-wetspot.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p><p><img height="459" src="http://www.lukaskaiser.com/archives/Fergie_PeePee.jpeg" width="640" border="0" /></p>

[barjockey]

i was on a plane once that ran out of seatbelt extensions. a&nbsp;20 seat plane w 6 obese people sitting on the same side, thought for sure we would crash on the way to AtlCity.

[barjockey]

JetBlue and Bliss have begun giving overnight passengers kits that contain eye masks, earplugs, moisturizer, lip balm and a promotional offer from the spa company. The kits are distributed only on flights between Western states and the East Coast.

[angelinad128]

Are these people going to be on the whole show?

[ChildofFez]

ok that fart joke is making me feel alittle uneasy about these people in the studio

[EliSnow]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Are these people going to be on the whole show? <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'm betting yes.</font></p>

[Sheeplovr]

air plane farts?<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 4-4-06 @ 11:33 AM</span>

[nevnut]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Are these people going to be on the whole show? <p>Still no names???</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>ChildofFez</strong> wrote:<br />ok that fart joke is making me feel alittle uneasy about these people in the studio <p>ha ha... it to bad they don't have the car crash on the replay</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Are these people going to be on the whole show? <p>Still no names???</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ron gave their names.&nbsp; They are ______ and Virginia from Portland.&nbsp; (Can't remember the guys name.)&nbsp; They are the two &quot;ironic&quot;/sarcastic people who called in yesterday and who hung with Ron on Saturday.</font></p>

[angelinad128]

They are obnoxious, at least she is, he seems ok

[barjockey]

<p>Tom reveals that his father was also someone he was unable to turn to. &quot;He was a bully and a coward,&quot; he says frankly. &quot;He was the person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you.&quot;<img height="114" src="http://us.ent4.yimg.com/et.tv.yahoo.com/lib/images/celebs/2005/11/28/163_tcruise_051128_chinaphotos_56272359.jpg" width="163" border="0" /></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

cant be worse than boring ass earl.

[ChildofFez]

whoever they are they deffineatly seem like they should be taken down a peg

[Earlshog]

that call was worse then the fart joke...

[MilkmanDann]

<p>Jesus christ get whoever these 2 people are off the air</p>

[Hottub]

Don't you haters complain about Dave anymore!!

[barjockey]

<img height="250" src="http://movies.go.com/i/movies/658069/gallery/flightplan_15.jpg" width="425" border="0" />FEZ please stay in your seat! and put down the sandwich

[MasterSoySauce]

i think fez is talking about survivor man which is an awesome show, he does get very dramatic though.

[ChildofFez]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Don't you haters complain about Dave anymore!! <p>yeah its true he could be an idiot and think he's better than everyone</p>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Don't you haters complain about Dave anymore!!
<p>I'll take these two over Dave every day of the week.<br />
</p>

[MobCounty]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />They are obnoxious, at least she is, he seems ok <p>Yeah,&nbsp;she is&nbsp;trying way too hard to fit in.&nbsp; Reminds me of&nbsp;a drama students from High School.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>all i have to say to complainers is Free your mind and the rest will fallow be color blind don't be so shallow</p><p>fans
on the show is fun it means Ron and Fez are cool and hang out with
anyone&nbsp; just they have a chance to say all their thoughts instead
of just mailing them in or write them in listening thread<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MilkmanDann]

Dave just turned into 1986 Howard Stern. Please tell me this is an April fools joke a few days late

[angelinad128]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />I'll take these two over Dave every day of the week.<br /><p>Your crazy! Dave is funny &amp; fits right in!</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Don't you haters complain about Dave anymore!! <p>I'll take these two over Dave every day of the week.<br /></p><p>liked that fart joke did you... where are you writting in from...</p><p>Va....&nbsp; ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jesus christ get whoever these 2 people are off the air</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">This is the reason why I didn't stay in studio the one time I visited R&amp;F with some gifts.&nbsp; I knew that I couldn't be funny on air, and I knew that I'd be lambasted here.</font></p>

[MobCounty]

I'd rather hear more illustrious stories about Dave's almost varsity baseball carreer, than listen to the chick clunk around trying to add to the comedy pyramid.

[barjockey]

Sorry but i dont like ESD's style &quot;if you can call it that&quot; but thats&nbsp; just my opinion. i really turn off XM when he comes on . its like fingernails on a chalkboard<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" border="0" />

[MasterSoySauce]

i'd kill for east side over these two, especially the chick.

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">They're already marketing videos for 3 months old and over.&nbsp; People gave my wife and I Baby Einstein and&nbsp;Brainy Baby videos, some of which&nbsp;are for that age range. </font>

[nevnut]

<p>Wow, over an hour and no breaks.</p><p>They usuaully take one at 45 minutes or so.</p>

[nevnut]

Roasted Baby mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[MilkmanDann]

Can't take it anymore, seeya tommorrow buddays

[EliSnow]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wow, over an hour and no breaks.</p><p>They usuaully take one at 45 minutes or so.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Yeah, I'm waiting til the break to get my lunch, and I'm stahvin.</font></p>

[angelinad128]

wow, until u guys mentioned it didint realize what time it was. With these people on, I actually was working!

[barjockey]

<img height="145" src="http://www.babyeinstein.com/common/images/be_logo.gif" width="206" border="0" />

[nevnut]

baturducken

[nevnut]

beer can baby

[barjockey]

<img height="150" src="http://img.shopping.com/cctool/PrdImg/images/pr/177X150/00/77/3a/30/59/2000302169.JPG" width="177" border="0" />french fried baby

[barjockey]

<img height="150" src="http://img.shopping.com/cctool/PrdImg/images/pr/177X150/00/77/3a/30/89/2000302217.JPG" width="177" border="0" />baby parmesean

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">I think the couple are pretty good. The &quot;chick&quot; has had some good lines and they are not stepping on themselves to talk.... plus she's definately got a voice for radio. R&amp;F have to do 3 hours a day... it's nice to have something different every now and then</font>

[MasterSoySauce]

that time thing is a weird thing to notice.

[nevnut]

<strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">I think the couple are pretty good. The &quot;chick&quot; has had some good lines and they are not stepping on themselves to talk.... plus she's definately got a voice for radio. R&amp;F have to do 3 hours a day... it's nice to have something different every now and then</font> <p>I think they're doin' pretty good</p>

[barjockey]

<strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">I think the couple are pretty good. The &quot;chick&quot; has had some good lines and they are not stepping on themselves to talk.... plus she's definately got a voice for radio. R&amp;F have to do 3 hours a day... it's nice to have something different every now and then</font> <p>I think they're doin' pretty good</p><p>i agree</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>OK, I'd go see ESD's puppet show.&nbsp; I am crying over here how ridiculous this is!</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

her laugh is fucking horrible.

[Sheeplovr]

<p>&quot;I blame HR&quot;</p><p>thats gold I like these kids&nbsp;</p>

[MobCounty]

<strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">I think the couple are pretty good. The &quot;chick&quot; has had some good lines and they are not stepping on themselves to talk.... plus she's definately got a voice for radio. R&amp;F have to do 3 hours a day... it's nice to have something different every now and then</font> <p>I think they're doin' pretty good</p><p>i agree</p><p>If you guys love this,&nbsp;ya ought to come to the west coast and hang out with the Emo kids at starbucks.&nbsp;You would LOVE it!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[barjockey]

ESD=i'm outta here CYA

[MobCounty]

<p>&quot;Ron, like a competative child, can I chime in with a joke too?&quot;&nbsp; </p><p>..omg</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br />ESD=i'm outta here CYA <p>Then go.</p>

[mindfloss420]

<p>RAAAAMONE</p><p>get this hole off the show!!!!!!&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

i was thinking someone should ramoe this couple but what would that really do.

[MobCounty]

<strong>mindfloss420</strong> wrote:<br /><p>RAAAAMONE</p><p>get this hole off the show!!!!!!&nbsp;</p><p>Wow, I hate and love this post at the same time.</p><p>1. I hate board names with numbers in them.</p><p>B. I've been waiting for Ramone&nbsp;to call this chick out all&nbsp;morning.</p>

[rooter]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><em>
i was thinking someone should ramoe this couple but what would that really do.</em> </p><p>
<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>_{Annoy the hell out of Ron<br />}</p><sub />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by rooter on 4-4-06 @ 12:54 PM</span>

[JerseyRich]

I hate people that have numbers in their board name and the ones that Ramon too.<br />

[EliSnow]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />i was thinking someone should ramoe this couple but what would that really do. <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It would bring an old and unfunny bit to the show.</font></p>

[JerseyRich]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mindfloss420</strong> wrote:<br /><p>RAAAAMONE</p><p>get this hole off the show!!!!!! </p><p>Wow, I hate and love this post at the same time.</p><p>1. I hate board names with numbers in them.</p><p>B. I've been waiting for Ramone to call this chick out all morning.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Stop rippin' me off damnit!&nbsp;</p>

[MobCounty]

I miss Soundboard Hole...

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />i was thinking someone should ramoe this couple but what would that really do. <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It would bring an old and unfunny bit to the show.</font></p><p>yea i know thats why&nbsp;i didnt suggest it or do it. </p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Hire Virginia &amp; Tom &amp; ESD's ventriloquist doll too. I wonder what ESD would charge to perform ventriloquism at my daughter's birthday party!!! Hopefully some form of cancer will evolve that is specific to ramone calling puppet pimples... errr... people!</font></strong></p><p><img height="415" src="http://www.dennispatten.co.uk/Images/vent.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[Dudeman]

<div align="justify">why doesn't fez just say that what he is looking for is ron<br />
</div>

[mindfloss420]

<p><span class="postbody">
I miss Soundboard Hole...</span></p><p>&nbsp;u mean this isnt soundboard hole?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mindfloss420]

<p><span class="postbody">1. I hate board names with numbers in them.</span></p><p>&nbsp;do ya?</p><p>do ya really?&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>mindfloss420</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">1. I hate board names with numbers in them.</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;do ya?</p><p>do ya really?&nbsp;</p><p>lol</p>

[JerseyRich]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mindfloss420</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">1. I hate board names with numbers in them.</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p> do ya?</p><p>do ya really? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Indeed.&nbsp;</p>

[MobCounty]

<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote: <p>Stop rippin' me off damnit!&nbsp;</p><p>Hoo Hoo!! ..&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Dammit, when you first said it. It stuck in my craw.. After all these years, I realized you had&nbsp;brilliantly summed up a shadow of hatred for the other 9999 people who just had to have &quot;insert cool name here&quot; too.</p><p>Hrm, wait.. Does that mean I have to be &quot;I hate people with number in their board names_02&quot;</p><p>fuck.</p>

[MobCounty]

<strong>mindfloss420</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">1. I hate board names with numbers in them.</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;do ya?</p><p>do ya really?&nbsp;</p><p>Fuck pwnd..</p>

[MobCounty]

Although, you can hear in Ron's voice that he is starting to think the chick is starting to remind him of a bad caller.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>ahhh memories - high school dances...&nbsp;&nbsp; one time&nbsp;a friend Diane and i&nbsp;were slow dancing&nbsp;to stairway to heaven. we&nbsp;started grinding so much we wound up in back of each other. that monday i waited for her to get off the bus and come into school so i can invite her downstairs and ask her out. she said yes and i laid a big kiss on her.&nbsp; we wound up never going out on a date. i don't know what the fuck happened...</p>

[curtoid]

<p>The HR line was a riot.</p><div></div><div><strong>barjockey</strong> wrote:<br /></div><strong>nevnut</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">I think the couple are pretty good. The &quot;chick&quot; has had some good lines and they are not stepping on themselves to talk.... plus she's definately got a voice for radio. R&amp;F have to do 3 hours a day... it's nice to have something different every now and then</font> <p>I think they're doin' pretty good</p><p>i agree</p><p>me too - they're getting some good lines in.</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:&nbsp;i don't know what the fuck happened...</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">her skull is in my Mom's ice box...</font></strong></p><p><img height="210" src="http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/oh/OHDOVquantrill01.jpg" width="280" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 1:30 PM</span>

[EliSnow]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ahhh memories - high school dances...&nbsp;&nbsp; one time&nbsp;a friend Diane and i&nbsp;were slow dancing&nbsp;to stairway to heaven. we&nbsp;started grinding so much we wound up in back of each other. that monday i waited for her to get off the bus and come into school so i can invite her downstairs and ask her out. she said yes and i laid a big kiss on her.&nbsp; we wound up never going out on a date. i don't know what the fuck happened...</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Based on that limited description, I would guess that you sucked as a kisser.&nbsp;</font></p>

[curtoid]

<p><img src="http://www.ycdtotv.com/images/2006/right_bar_mcglade.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://www.christinemcglade.com/" target="_self"><strong>Moose's blog</strong></a></p><p>Actually, the caller is right - it was &quot;Lisa&quot; on the show who was the &quot;fat&quot; one even though she was the regular size as the others.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by curtoid on 4-4-06 @ 1:31 PM</span>

[MobCounty]

<p>Dave FTW! He has a point about Alanis.</p>

[KennethC]

<p>I find the inpenetrably obtuse, ironic humor of the guests to be fairly typical of those from Southeast Portland. On the Northeast side of town, we prefer more meat-and-potatoes, blue collar, Foxworthy-style yucks. For instance, my idea of knee-slapping&nbsp;frivolity is a bootlegged sticker of Bill Waterson's Calvin urinating on&nbsp;a rival automobile manufacturer's corporate logo.</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Fez's ad-lib about the date rape drugs was great.</font></p>

[Furtherman]

<p>The Grandview.&nbsp; </p>

[JerseyRich]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>KennethC</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I find the inpenetrably obtuse, ironic humor of the guests to be fairly typical of those from Southeast Portland. On the Northeast side of town, we prefer more meat-and-potatoes, blue collar, Foxworthy-style yucks. For instance, my idea of knee-slapping frivolity is a bootlegged sticker of Bill Waterson's Calvin urinating on a rival automobile manufacturer's corporate logo.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hear they have good weed up there.&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><font color="#000099"><strong><font color="#000000">KennethC</font></strong><font color="#000000"> wrote:<br /></font><font color="#000000">On the Northeast side of town, we prefer more meat-and-potatoes, blue collar, Foxworthy-style yucks.</font><strong> </strong></font></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">How about that Larry the Cable Guy, &quot;Ya ever fart so hard ya crack yer back?&quot; ah ha ha ha...</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 2:00 PM</span>

[MobCounty]

<p>Whew, finally..&nbsp; I am really scared that you Easters loved that.&nbsp; Please god, no more west coast emo/hipster humor.</p>

[KennethC]

<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I hear they have good weed up there.&nbsp;</p><p>That's very true, though I prefer the&nbsp;hipster moustache-stroking irony of ZIMA.</p>

[mindfloss420]

<p><span class="postbody">Whew, finally..&nbsp; I am really scared that you Easters loved that.&nbsp; Please god, no more west coast emo/hipster humor.</span></p><p>&nbsp;agreed......</p><p>wonder how late those two stayed up writing all that &quot;witty&quot; irony.....</p><p>fuckin tryhards.......&nbsp;</p>

[mindfloss420]

<p><span class="postbody">I hear they have good weed up there. </span></p><p>all of it comes from vancouver bc......</p><p>rumor always was that we can trade a pound of hi grade bc bud for a pound of coke....</p><p>&nbsp;<br /></p>

[OGC]

<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Whew, finally..&nbsp; I am really scared that you Easters loved that.&nbsp; Please god, no more west coast emo/hipster humor.</p><p><strong><font size="2">I was willing to go with it for as long as Ron and Fez wanted. I was hoping it wasn't going to be a whole show but, oh well.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">That said, I hope they don't come back again. Just a little too cool for the room for me.</font></strong></p>

[curtoid]

<strong>KennethC</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I find the inpenetrably obtuse, ironic humor of the guests to be fairly typical of those from Southeast Portland. On the Northeast side of town, we prefer more meat-and-potatoes, blue collar, Foxworthy-style yucks. For instance, my idea of knee-slapping&nbsp;frivolity is a bootlegged sticker of Bill Waterson's Calvin urinating on&nbsp;a rival automobile manufacturer's corporate logo.</p><p>Why is it that I imagine the three of you sitting around exchanging witty barbs involving your displeasure with the commentators on &quot;The Best Week Ever&quot;?</p><p>:)</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">Why is it that I imagine the three of you
sitting around exchanging witty barbs involving your displeasure with
the commentators on &quot;The Best Week Ever&quot;?</span></p><p>I wanna hang out with them so i can add my disspointment when good comedians are on it but don't say anything funny </p><p>oh doug benson come on david wein please why does best week ever suck funny out of anybody&nbsp;</p>

[KennethC]

<strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br /><blockquote /><p>Why is it that I imagine the three of you sitting around exchanging witty barbs involving your displeasure with the commentators on &quot;The Best Week Ever&quot;?</p><p>:)</p><p>I don't know why Ron lumped me in with the irony cult. In complete &quot;total shoot&quot; seriousness, I'm the least ironic &quot;non-hipster&quot; person you'll ever meet - I buy my shoes at Target and have been known to belly-laugh at &quot;King of Queens.&quot;</p>

[curtoid]

<strong>KennethC</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Why is it that I imagine the three of you sitting around exchanging witty barbs involving your displeasure with the commentators on &quot;The Best Week Ever&quot;?</p><p>:)</p><p>I don't know why Ron lumped me in with the irony cult. In complete &quot;total shoot&quot; seriousness, I'm the least ironic &quot;non-hipster&quot; person you'll ever meet - I buy my shoes at Target and have been known to belly-laugh at &quot;King of Queens.&quot;</p><p>Oh, Ken - the ironic things you say!</p>

[KennethC]

<strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br /><blockquote /><p>Oh, Ken - the ironic things you say!</p><p>I'd respond to that, but I'm too busy looking for my&nbsp;collection of &quot;Dr. Shrinker&quot; episodes on beta.</p>

[curtoid]

<strong>KennethC</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd respond to that, but I'm too busy looking for my&nbsp;collection of &quot;Dr. Shrinker&quot; episodes on beta.</p><p>Well - he is a mad man with an evil mind.</p>

[JerseyRich]

I bet you like to video tape yourself eating breakfast in your underwear with a Fisher Price PXL 2000 too.<br />

[Gvac]

I'm gonna change my name to &quot;IronyGuy666&quot; just to piss <em>everybody </em>off.<br />

[EliSnow]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm gonna change my name to &quot;IronyGuy666&quot; just to piss <em>everybody </em>off.<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If that's your goal, then you all of your posts must do one of the following:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">1.&nbsp; Talk about how great Don and Mike are.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2.&nbsp; Bitch about how bad Earl is and ask repeatedly what he does for the show.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3.&nbsp; Bitch about how bad and unfunny ESD is.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4.&nbsp; Contain a really bad photoshop picture and have rambling streams of conciousness statements that bring the thread posts onto a tangent.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">5.&nbsp;&nbsp;Make a Ramone statement.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 4-4-06 @ 3:21 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><font color="#000099"><strong><font color="#000000">GVAC wrote:</font></strong><font color="#000000">I'm gonna change my name to &quot;IronyGuy666&quot; just to piss <em>everybody </em>off.</font><strong></strong></font></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">&amp; I will become IRONYMAN!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/Ironyman.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-4-06 @ 3:29 PM</span>

[PapaBear]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm gonna change my name to &quot;IronyGuy666&quot; just to piss <em>everybody </em>off.<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If that's your goal, then you all of your posts must do one of the following:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">1.&nbsp; Talk about how great Don and Mike are.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2.&nbsp; Bitch about how bad Earl is and ask repeatedly what he does for the show.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3.&nbsp; Bitch about how bad and unfunny ESD is.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4.&nbsp; Contain a really bad photoshop picture and have rambling streams of conciousness statements that bring the thread posts onto a tangent.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">5.&nbsp;&nbsp;Make a Ramone statement.</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by EliSnow on 4-4-06 @ 3:21 PM</span> <p>and have numbers in your screen name...</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I'm gonna change my name to &quot;IronyGuy666&quot; just to piss <em>everybody </em>off.<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If that's your goal, then you all of your posts must do one of the following:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">1.&nbsp; Talk about how great Don and Mike are.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2.&nbsp; Bitch about how bad Earl is and ask repeatedly what he does for the show.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3.&nbsp; Bitch about how bad and unfunny ESD is.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4.&nbsp; Contain a really bad photoshop picture and have rambling streams of conciousness statements that bring the thread posts onto a tangent.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">5.&nbsp;&nbsp;Make a Ramone statement.</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by EliSnow on 4-4-06 @ 3:21 PM</span> <p>and have numbers in your screen name...</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Yeah, I meant to imply that was necessary along with the other things, but didn't convey it properly.</font></p>

[Gvac]

That's why I chose &quot;IronyGuy<u>666</u>&quot;<br />

[MobCounty]

Why can't we all just agree that fart jokes <em>should</em> be the new irony.

[Earlshog]

<font face="Helv" size="2"><p>Isn't it Ironic they had an Alanis Morrisette &quot;you can't do that on television&quot; reference today...</p><p>If you ask me it was a little too ironic, yeah I really do think... </p></font>

[KennethC]

<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>Isn't it Ironic they had an Alanis Morrisette &quot;you can't do that on television&quot; reference today...</p><p>If you ask me it was a little too ironic, yeah I really do think... </p></font><p>Not only that, but You Can't Do that on Television's signature bit was the &quot;Opposites&quot; sketch, in which the conventions of normal daily life were reversed.&nbsp;Check&nbsp;Webster's and you'll find the&nbsp;definition of &quot;irony&quot; to be &quot;the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning.&quot; You gotta admire those plucky Canucks for taking all the pesky guesswork out of comedy.</p>

[Earlshog]

<strong>KennethC</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>Isn't it Ironic they had an Alanis Morrisette &quot;you can't do that on television&quot; reference today...</p><p>If you ask me it was a little too ironic, yeah I really do think... </p></font><p>Not only that, but You Can't Do that on Television's signature bit was the &quot;Opposites&quot; sketch, in which the conventions of normal daily life were reversed.&nbsp;Check&nbsp;Webster's and you'll find the&nbsp;definition of &quot;irony&quot; to be &quot;the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning.&quot; You gotta admire those plucky Canucks for taking all the pesky guesswork out of comedy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It kinda sounds like they were the first to inhabbit Earth two...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hoo hoo tell em Fred</p>

[CruelCircus]

<strong>ChildofFez</strong> wrote:<br />whoever they are they deffineatly seem like they should be taken down a peg <p>I met them at the party on Saturday.</p><p>They both seemed pretty cool to me.</p>

[suggums]

these goons were enlightening compared to bl on the show last week.&nbsp; thankfully, they didn't talk too much over the course of the show.&nbsp; reading this thread i expected worse.&nbsp; still, i could've been done with em at the first break and not miss anything.<br />

[TheQuestion]

<p>It's nice that Ron and Fez let fans come in and be a part of the show, but I think these two overstayed their welcome.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>I'm sure they're nice people, just not terribly interesting or entertaining.&nbsp;</p>

[curtoid]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />reading this thread i expected worse.&nbsp; <br /><p>The second I saw someone resort to the &quot;hole&quot; comment (which took awhile, granted) I instantly decided to give them (especially her) a chance. They got some very funny lines in today (imo), and (as Sheepy said) kind of punctuates why R&amp;F are so cool. </p><p>Eli - you should not have been nervous to stick around, btw, if the option came up.&nbsp;They are really good with not putting anyone on who doesn't want to be, and as long as you suddenly don't blurt out something embarrassing during the commercial break that they wouldn't be able to ignore, you'd be all right.</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2" face="Helv"><p>Isn't it Ironic they had an Alanis Morrisette &quot;you can't do that on television&quot; reference today...</p><p>If you ask me it was a little too ironic, yeah I really do think... </p></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Isn't it ironic that none of them could remember any of the characters beyond their names?</p><p>Alainis was the short haired girls that was mainly a background character and Moose was what they nicknamed Christine, who was the one with shoulder length curly black hair.&nbsp; Lisa was the one with the short&nbsp; brown hair.<br /></p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Eli - you should not have been nervous to stick around, btw, if the option came up.&nbsp;They are really good with not putting anyone on who doesn't want to be, and as long as you suddenly don't blurt out something embarrassing during the commercial break that they wouldn't be able to ignore, you'd be all right.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Thanks Curtoid.&nbsp; Ron definitely offered to let me stick around in studio, but I also had to get back to work.&nbsp;&nbsp; At the time that I appeared on the show, I had already been gone from work an hour and needed to get back.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">So really my reluctance to stick around was based on a couple of things, not just sounding stupid on air.</font></p>

[Hottub]

<p>Hey Buddays!</p><p>Not lovin' this tune either.</p>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Hiya buddays.</font>

[Sheeplovr]

9 pages on a wednessday its going to be another record week<br />

[Gvac]

<p>Grandma Couric is jumping ship?</p><p>Is nothing sacred?&nbsp;</p>

[MobCounty]

<p>Morn! buddays!</p>

[MobCounty]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Grandma Couric is jumping ship?</p><p>Is nothing sacred?&nbsp;</p><p>seeya!..&nbsp; the Perk left the Kurk, years ago. It's time.&nbsp; WTF, why did'nt they move Ann into the spot instead of that old lady?</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099">Meredith Viera is the NEW Katie Couric!!!</font></strong>

[MobCounty]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/kurky.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>&nbsp;This is Soledad O'briens Fault sure I had a crush on her till she pooped out her twins but now im sick of her<br />
</p><p>She's all over CNN saying dumb shit left and right and she's a Harvard grad some how</p>

[MobCounty]

Who would you guys <em><font size="3">really</font></em> want to see?

[angelinad128]

<p>Earl as Edgar Winter LOL</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I DON'T miss Catty Fez, cause he's IN THE HOUSE!</p><p>LONG LIVE CATTY FEZ!</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Love catty Fez.&nbsp; </p><p>And Ron and Fez's mics never seem to be at the same level.&nbsp; Fez seems to be booming today.&nbsp; Maybe that's what Ronnie is hearing.&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

Dyke-U-mentary!

[FUNKMAN]

my aunt &nbsp;joan married some guy and we called him uncle tinny... not sure why but all i heard was that he had several girldfriends while he was married to my aunt

[ChimneyFish]

I'm glad Catty Fez is back.

[MobCounty]

<p>I vote Jessica Biel to replace Kurky.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/blade.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">I vote Jessica Biel to replace Kurky</span></p><p>I thought they want a girl replacement&nbsp;</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I vote Jessica Biel to replace Kurky.</p><p>I'll go with Poppy Montgomery.</p>

[Earlshog]

<p>Morning Buddays...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Its snowing in NYC</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Fez needs a maid</p><p><font size="2"><strong>&quot;A Man Needs A Maid&quot;<br /><br /></strong>My life is changing<br />in so many ways<br />I don't know who<br />to trust anymore<br />There's a shadow running<br />thru my days<br />Like a beggar going<br />from door to door.<br /><br />I was thinking that<br />maybe I'd get a maid<br />Find a place nearby<br />for her to stay.<br />Just someone<br />to keep my house clean,<br />Fix my meals and go away.<br /><br />A maid. A man needs a maid.<br />A maid.<br /><br />It's hard to make that change<br />When life and love<br />turns strange.<br />And old.<br /><br />To give a love,<br />you gotta live a love.<br />To live a love,<br />you gotta be &quot;part of&quot;<br />When will I see you again?<br /><br />A while ago somewhere<br />I don't know when<br />I was watching<br />a movie with a friend.<br />I fell in love with the actress.<br />She was playing a part<br />that I could understand.<br /><br />A maid. A man needs a maid.<br />A maid.<br /><br />When will I see you again?</font><br /><br /></p>

[Gvac]

Earl is worse than Al Dukes giving $35 as a wedding gift.<br />

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Morning Buddays...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Its snowing in NYC</p><p>We just had a twenty minute blizzard.</p><p>Now it's sunny.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Great films from the past 10 years - </p><p>Kill Bill Vol. 1</p><p>Kill Bill Vol. 2</p><p>A Beautiful Mind&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Braveheart</p><p>Cinderella Man</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-5-06 @ 11:35 AM</span>

[EliSnow]

<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Morning Buddays...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Its snowing in NYC</p><p>We just had a twenty minute blizzard.</p><p>Now it's sunny.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It's still coming down in Manhattan.</font></p>

[Earlshog]

<p>Mystic River</p><p>Training Day</p>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I really loved Almost Famous.</font>

[MobCounty]

<p>All LOTR movies</p><p>Gladiator</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

Saving Private Ryan.

[Earlshog]

Jersey Girl

[MobCounty]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>How about The Dude.?</p>

[MobCounty]

<p>Anything by Michael Moore</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">
Earl is worse than Al Dukes giving $35 as a wedding gift.</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>....I gave missy and jeff $30&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><img height="450" src="http://www.terriblemovies.com/reviews/xml/bubba_ho-tep.jpg" width="304" border="0" /></p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Caller: The best is Gump</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ron:&nbsp; Please hang up.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Excellent</font></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

Forrest Gump was awesome

[Earlshog]

Hagar...

[EliSnow]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />Forrest Gump was awesome <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Stop that Portland irony/sarcasm. </font></p>

[MilkmanDann]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="450" src="http://www.terriblemovies.com/reviews/xml/bubba_ho-tep.jpg" width="304" border="0" /></p><p>!!! Yessir.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

his name.....is robert paulson...

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />Forrest Gump was awesome <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Stop that Portland irony/sarcasm. </font></p><p>bro im serious. </p>

[barjockey]

<img height="475" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000399WI.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" width="314" border="0" />

[Gvac]

<p>&quot;I haven't beaten a girl to death since 1989&quot;</p><p>Easily the line of the week.&nbsp;</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />Forrest Gump was awesome <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Stop that Portland irony/sarcasm. </font></p><p>bro im serious. </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I know.&nbsp; My comment that you&nbsp;should&nbsp;stop using sarcasm&nbsp;was&nbsp;actually using sarcasm.&nbsp; Ironic, no?</font></p>

[barjockey]

<p><img height="377" src="http://www.filmsite.org/posters/cool.gif" width="244" border="0" /></p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="450" src="http://www.terriblemovies.com/reviews/xml/bubba_ho-tep.jpg" width="304" border="0" /></p><p>I have to watch the rest of this. Only saw the first quarter.</p><p><strong><em>Love </em></strong>the Bruce Campbell.</p>

[MobCounty]

Pirates of the Caribbean