Splitsville fro Kris and Anna Benson

[WRESTLINGFAN]

<p>Wow what a shocker!!!!</p><p><a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060330&content_id=1375631&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnered=rss_mlb">http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060330&amp;content_id=1375631&amp;vkey=n ews_mlb&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=mlb&amp;partnered=rss_mlb</a></p>

[J.Clints]

Yea thats a real surprise.

[torker]

<p>The Original Splitsville Fro:</p><p><img height="169" src="http://www.geofffox.com/MT/images/oscar-gamble.gif" width="182" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i just wish the fucking mets could get kris back.</p><p>fucking mets<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>that was my first thought too, that now his bitch is gone and thats probably the reason he got traded</p><p>oh well maybe we'll see her all nude in playboy</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>Some one post some hot pics of her,&nbsp;hopefully&nbsp;topless with those huge sloppy tits</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Here's the link to her layout in <a href="http://www.fhmus.com/girls_girls_of_fhm_article.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=1&idx_id=835&gofp_slot=1" target="_self">FHM</a>.&nbsp; </p><p>The loud mouthed bitch never did anything for me, to be honest. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[blakjeezis]

Anyone else think he kinda looks like Tom Glavine?<br />

[TheGameHHH]

you can't turn a ho into a housewife.

[The Jays]

I read in the Daily News about this. Then the part came "But it might be good news for his new teammates, since Anna Benson once said she would sleep with all of his teammated if he ever cheated on her." Ugh. The News reporting that, as if it's now bound to happen.

Sit tight, folks, and get ready for the witty ESPN lines when they do the MLB Power Rankings. "#29, Baltimore Orioles: at 62-100, the only excuse left for the Birds is that the team is too busy having sex with Anna Benson"

huddla huddla

[cougarjake13]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br />Anyone else think he kinda looks like Tom Glavine?<br /><p>yeh that was the first thing i noticed when we traded for him</p><p>&nbsp;but he was never gonna be even a poor man's&nbsp;tom glavine on the mound </p><p>but i'd rather have him then victor zambrano</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">In the new FHM, she told him that if he won the Cy Young, he would get to take her 50 times up the ass for free.&nbsp;&nbsp; Classy woman. </font></p>

[Tall_James]

<p>A self-promoting whore who's only moderately better than average looking.&nbsp; I'm sure without all the&nbsp; makeup she's nothing special.</p><p>Good for him.&nbsp; Now get on with your life.</p>

[Snoogans]

I've said from the day they got him that he was Glavine's evil twin<br />

[Sheeplovr]

I never Heard of either of them<br />

[JimBeam]

<p>Eli I just read that line in the interview about her taking it in the fartbox. I was wondering if it was real.</p><p>She's a pig. We'll find her dead in a pool of her own puke hopefully sometime soon.</p><p>She's damaged goods so who's gonna want her.</p><p>He on the other hand is still a MLB player and will always get groupie tail.</p><p>What'd be great is to see him hook up with a real Playboy playmate and not a fillin for the lingirie magazine like her.</p><p>He should go and nail all her hot friends and be like &quot; Sorry slut I beta you to it &quot; and then he can nail his teamates and take that away from her too.</p><p>I means its not &quot; gay &quot; if he's doing it for spite is it ?</p>

[King Imp]

<p>I love how people are so bitter about this trade that they act like they wouldn't hit that in a heartbeat if it presented itself to you. </p><p>Face fact people, Kris Benson was not a good pitcher and the Mets didn't lose much. In 6 years, he has a career record of&nbsp; 57-61 with an ERA of 4.25. I don't consider that much of a loss. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>they need to</p><p>Turn This Love Around</p><p><img height="417" src="http://www.anticoemoderno.it/Antico/Vinile/ingrandimenti/George%20Benson%20-%20Give%20me%20the%20night.jpg" width="419" border="0" /></p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>King Imp</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I love how people are so bitter about this trade that they act like they wouldn't hit that in a heartbeat if it presented itself to you. </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I admit that I would hit it in a heartbeat, and hit it a couple of times more.</font></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Who the fuck are these 2 people and who the fuck cares?</p><p>People split up everyday.&nbsp; </p><p>Next...</p>

[AppleBoy]

<p>Jae Seo would still be around if she had shot her mouth off 3 weeks sooner.&nbsp; I just think that Seo is going to have a great year for the Dodgers and the Mets are going to regret getting rid of him.</p><p>The only way this whole thing works out is if Jorge Julio becomes&nbsp;a top notch&nbsp;set up man for Wagner or if he adequately fills in for Wagner if Wagner gets hurt.</p>

[WindowSill]

I'm going to have to disagree with a lot of you guys. First of all, I
dont see Seo being much this year and I've always liked Benson. Second,
personally I think Anna is ridiculously hot, she could say anything she
fuckin wants to while Im hittin that. If I was Kris Benson not only
would I be hittin that before and on days that Im pitchin, but Id be
hittin it inbetween innings too. And thirdly, I dont know why you guys
are talkin about the divorce like it was so bound to happen. Theyve
been together for a long fuckin time. They got a daughter, which may or
may not be his. It isn't exactly a Drew Barrymore-Tom Green marriage
made in a bar during happy hour...<br />

[blakjeezis]

&nbsp; It isn't exactly a Drew Barrymore-Tom Green marriage made in a bar during happy hour <p>&nbsp;</p><p>You are 100% correct. It was a strip club.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit: And she looks like a muppet.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 4-2-06 @ 10:17 PM</span>

[fiestygal]

<p>UGH! she is just white trash and irritating&nbsp;and I am NOT hating on her....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you know she is going to take him for all he has...she has made it known the type of woman she is</p>