IM SORRY stuttering john

[Dirtybird12]

<p><a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/imsorry.mp3" target="_self">Stuttering John Im Sorry.mp3</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>wow so it's come to this.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>

[badorties]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>since i'm unable to download MP3s at work, any insight as to what this may be about ...?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by badorties on 3-31-06 @ 5:26 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>The opening gave me the douche chills.&nbsp; I scanned about 3 more spots quickly and closed the window.</p><p>Sounds like John is writing a song about being sorry for all the stupid questions he's asked people over the years, but I can't be sure because I won't listen to it.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>And did I hear him buthering &quot;These are a few of my Favorite Things&quot; from The Sound of Music in there too?</p><p>For shame.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p><br />John does a song apologizing for his past...</p><p>IM SORRY Chronicles all the celebrity interviews that I've done over the years &amp; it's my most sincere apology to all those celebrities who've endured me all those years, sung to the tune of, &quot;My Favorite Things&quot;. Julie Andrews eat your heart out</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>What a douche bag.&nbsp; I can't believe it.</p><p>Have some balls man, seriously.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>yeah this is pretty bad. </p><p>Most of the questions he asked in his past were written for him anyway. Now he's singing about those questions 10 or more years later. topical.&nbsp; dumb fuck</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What a douche bag.&nbsp; I can't believe it.</p><p>Have some balls man, seriously.</p><p>Balls?&nbsp; I think it's just a dopey song parody.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What a douche bag.&nbsp; I can't believe it.</p><p>Have some balls man, seriously.</p><p>Balls?&nbsp; I think it's just a dopey song parody.</p><p>well I didn't read a story on it and I didn't listen to his fucking horrible song, but Perry's post sounded like he quoted text:</p><p>&quot;IM SORRY Chronicles all the celebrity interviews that I've done over the years &amp; it's my most sincere apology to all those celebrities who've endured me all those years&quot;</p><p>If he's making a joke, it's fucking terrible, if he's sincere, he has no balls.</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>yeah I grabbed that blurb from his website and download page that described the song. </p><p>John has some pretty good bar type rock &amp; roll songs but to do a song about him asking Howard &amp; Fred's questions just seems dumb. </p>

[Billy Staples]

<p>that isn't really him is it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I thought he could sing a bit?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is he still doing the tonight show and this crap also?</p>

[Dirtybird12]

yeah he is still doing the tonight show. he also just sold somekind of reality show to vh-1 and he will be on the next celeb fear factor... or one of those shows.

[angelinad128]

Why is he still trying to be funny with his Stern work?

[Mike Teacher]

<p>The best songwriter/parody writer in radio is Perrynoid.</p><p>The rest are wannabes.</p><p>I suggest Perry writes 'Apology Not Accepted' and even before I hear it I know it's gonna kick ass.</p><p>Example: The Phones Blowing Up song is pure genius. </p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>and this crap also?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Slow down.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>and this crap also?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Slow down.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>scuse me, are you saying that song I just listened to wasn't crap?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>if not, someone needs an hearing check up...it was horrible</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>and this crap also?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Slow down.</p><p> </p><p>scuse me, are you saying that song I just listened to wasn't crap?</p><p> </p><p>if not, someone needs an hearing check up...it was horrible</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just pointing out the irony of you critiquing someone else's bad song parodies. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Jesus Tenbats, can't Billy just say something for ONCE on this website without you reminding him of &quot;his place&quot; in your own head?

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Jesus Tenbats<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Close.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Jesus Tenbats, can't Billy just say something for ONCE on this website without you reminding him of &quot;his place&quot; in your own head? <p>he says...close</p><p>close to what?</p><p>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>yeah he doesn't have an issue with me.&nbsp; Why do I always get dragged my personal shit when i asked a .question about Stuttering John</p><p>and I was just enjoying a nice bag of lite microwave popcorn..damn it</p><p>I don't have to defend myself, my ability, my songwriting&nbsp; or production.&nbsp; Like it or not, I have a business that has been doing this since 1997 and get paid more than any other provider does with this syndicator.</p><p>so you all are entitled to your opinions if they are based on fact and not something else.&nbsp; I didn't jump all over Mike the teachers shit, cause thats his honest opinion and he stated it without finding it necessary to put me down.</p><p>Those bad parodies got me on ONA and eventually a job as a writer for Ron and Fez in New York.I ain't gonna stop to your level Matty but get back to me when you've achieved something close then we'll be peers and can have an honest conversation without this hatred, jealousy or just spite.</p><p>I, personally am tired of it. some just need in real life, hear that REAL LIFE, need to grow up.&nbsp; This is a fucking message board.&nbsp; You think you are right , go out in the real world and prove it. Write 1, just one that Jay Leno or Dennis Miller uses, OK not Miller anymore.</p><p>Write 1 song parody and produce it and get it radio ready and find someone who will pay you for it on a station you don't work for, and than actually play it....and stand there like a man and take abuse if need be</p><p>don't tell me that's not what you do...if thats the case, shut the fuck up, until you do.&nbsp; Yes people are allowed to criticize, but you don't stop, so its time to call out your amazing abilities</p><p>You guys have no idea what Ive had to turn down and for why....and trust me it kills me.&nbsp; This is a fly on my ass.&nbsp; I was lucky enough, fortunate enough and talented enough to be in the right position at the right time to start my career in the #1 market and go with the show to #1.&nbsp; Of course I had nothing t all to do with it Matty, as you probably are aware or think at least....but till was fun to be there</p><p>Moe...why do I do this?&nbsp;&nbsp; Why can't i be happy that guys like you step up and can see shit for what it is shit.&nbsp; There are opinions and there are looking for a way to sneak in a jab when unprovoked an unecessary....not to forget unqualified</p><p>Moe i wish others had your gumption ( I love that word).&nbsp; And unfortunately, for the first time, cause this petty asshole has me so pissed off, for reasons beyond my control,I feel the urge to defecate, and there is nothing I can do about it. Right now I can wish and hope and pray and take it easy like Sunday morningbut I wont be working in radio for a bit, it at all again.&nbsp; I am so babbling, but yeah thats it ....I choose not to go into details and no I am not going to be in jail, smart asses!!!</p><p>all I wanna do is post and have fun, don't start shit, with me...let me live out my days in utter happiness and Matty Fridays non existence (OK I'm not dieing but sounded good)</p><p>I am fucking rambling like an idiot (aka Matty), must be all the meds and alcohol and stuff I have to still be taking...o, maybe a few</p><p>good night and god luck</p><p>thanks Moe..if I do this again shoot me, he ain't worth the cramps in my little fingers...now to spell check, this should take an hour</p><p>Someday Matty, you can play int he sandbox with the older kids....someday maybe...in the meantime eat dirt like the rest of the retards</p><p>Yours in Christ</p><p>Billy Staples</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Even you Matty if you accept Jesus Christ right now as your personal savior, you will go to heaven when your time comes.&n

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>You do this Billy because you let Tenbats get to&nbsp;you.&nbsp; You can't let that happen.</p><p>You have to be so sure of yourself and your abilities that haters don't effect you.&nbsp; That's it.&nbsp; The problem is those little jabs speak to the part of you that thinks &quot;Aww maybe I'm not good enough, maybe I should do more&quot; blah blah blah.&nbsp; Don't show weakness here and do your best to not give in to those voices in your own head.</p><p>You gotta live how you want to, post how you want to and ignore anyone who's not helping you get where you wanna be.&nbsp; Period.</p>

[Billy Staples]

<p>Shit....Moe...do you take my insurance coverage?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I getting tired of my present psychotherapist</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>damn you're good</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>There was a point I reached in high school where my ability to care what people thought of me shriveled up an died.&nbsp; It was the best day of my life.</p><p>When you stop caring what the average Joe thinks of you it kinda frees up your mind to concentrate more on things you should be doing for yourself.&nbsp; Its not the answer but it helps.</p>

[Billy Staples]

<p>Thank you Moe, I really appreciate those words and taking the time to say them</p><p>Thank you</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Billy</p>

[Coach]

UGH!!!! EVERYONE:&nbsp; GET OVER IT!!!!... N oooo wwwwww BACK TO THE TOPIC!!!!

[curtoid]

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that next up John will come out and indirectly trash more of his time with Howard by complaining people picked on him about his stutter.

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The best songwriter/parody writer in radio is Perrynoid.</p><p>The rest are wannabes.</p><p>I suggest Perry writes 'Apology Not Accepted' and even before I hear it I know it's gonna kick ass.</p><p>Example: The Phones Blowing Up song is pure genius. </p><p>yeah thanks&nbsp;I was just telling that to Fez during the break. </p>