F Marry Kill

[Rockvillejoe]

<p>If you had to Fuck one, &nbsp;Marry one, and &nbsp;&nbsp;Kill one of these three, who would you do to &nbsp;what and why?</p><p>Do any or all of the following.</p><p>In their prime of course: </p><p>for TV land '50's fans: Barbara Billingsly, Jane Wyatt, and Donna Reid?</p><p>for you 70's fans: Shirley Jones, Florence Henderson, and Suzanne Pleshette</p><p>Mary Tyler Moore (post Dick Van Dyke), Valerie Harper, and Diane Carroll</p><p>for you alternate lifestylers: Fez Marie (aka birfday boy) Whatley, Ron Bennington, and East Side Dave</p><p>&nbsp;for you blonde bombshell ophiles: Pam Anderson, Jessica Simpson, and Anna Kournikova</p><p>Hillary Clinton, Condoleeza Rice and Barbara Mikulsky&nbsp;</p><p>and finally,</p><p>for you Asian Fixationers: Lucy Lu, Zinag Zhing (Crouching tiger), and Margeret Cho (duh)</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

Well, this idea went over like a fucking lead balloon. My humblest of apologies. It will be a while before another idiot notion by this contributor &nbsp;makes it onto these hallowed internet pages........

[sr71blackbird]

Dude, it wasnt so much the idea, but the execution that doomed it.&nbsp; Live and learn!&nbsp; (Not that sr71 is the poster boy of post's, mind you)

[suggums]

<p>its also the weekend, and a weekend where the majority of the board is at a party in nyc tonight...</p><p>dammit i still wish i was there&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd fuck most, marry and kill none.

[FezPaul]

<strong>F Marry Kill</strong> would be a great name for a band.

[tele7]

<img src="http://www.groundzerometal.com/images/art/ckd.jpg" border="0" />

[DeltaPin]

I say just kill Margaret Cho over and over again.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong>F Marry Kill</strong> </p><p>is she related to <strong>Arthur Kill</strong>?</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>I say just kill Margaret Cho over and over again. </p><p>Ditto.</p><p>BTW - how dated is the term &quot;ditto&quot;?&nbsp; Jeez.&nbsp; I'm crying in the corner here with my carbon paper.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tall_James on 4-2-06 @ 5:50 PM</span>

[reeshy]

Excuse me, James...may I borrow your White-Out????? The Xerox machine is down!!!!<br />

[FUNKMAN]

anybody have an extra 5 1/4 floppy, i just used my last one?

[reeshy]

Damn...my 4B2 tube just burnt out in my Heathkit Superhetrodyne short-wave radio!!!!! I must pop down to the repair shop to purchase one!!!<br />

[SinA]

<strong>DeltaPin</strong> wrote:<br />I say just kill Margaret Cho over and over again. <p>i'd alternate that with f'ing jessica simpson</p><p>kill.fuck.kill.fuck.kill.fuck.kill.fuck...</p>

[MissGradenko]

<p>What a HORRIBLE thread!&nbsp; </p><p>Just sick!</p>

[curtoid]

<p>No offence, bro - but this is really the wrong messageboard for this. If this was a Stern-friendly place, people would &quot;get it,&quot; but folks either aren't Howard fans and aren't familiar with it, or closet Stern listeners who don't see this as the right board to express that. </p><p>The &quot;bit&quot; is simply a hypothetical question Stern has thrown out there over the years, with his staff, callers and guests. It's a twist on the old &quot;Sophie's Choice&quot; question - if you were forced to pick between two people to kill, who would go? With the added &quot;fuck&quot; or &quot;marry&quot; tossed in, and upped to three equivilant&nbsp;names. It's a bit that kind of ran it's course a few years ago, although on his first week on the air with Sirius he presented it to George Takai, giving him a choice of 3 male celebs. The funniest part (for me) is usually the cringy reaction of the guests not wanting to &quot;kill&quot; a Clay Aiken, for example. The part I found funny was that they still called it &quot;F Marry Kill,&quot; even thoug they were now on satellite. </p>

[KC2OSO]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>F Marry Kill</strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>is she related to <strong>Arthur Kill</strong>?</p><p>Yes.&nbsp; And famous '80's Dutch action star Kill Van Cull.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No offence, bro - but this is really the wrong messageboard for this. If this was a Stern-friendly place, people would &quot;get it,&quot; but folks either aren't Howard fans and aren't familiar with it, or closet Stern listeners who don't see this as the right board to express that. </p><p>The &quot;bit&quot; is simply a hypothetical question Stern has thrown out there over the years, with his staff, callers and guests. It's a twist on the old &quot;Sophie's Choice&quot; question - if you were forced to pick between two people to kill, who would go? With the added &quot;fuck&quot; or &quot;marry&quot; tossed in, and upped to three equivilant&nbsp;names. It's a bit that kind of ran it's course a few years ago, although on his first week on the air with Sirius he presented it to George Takai, giving him a choice of 3 male celebs. The funniest part (for me) is usually the cringy reaction of the guests not wanting to &quot;kill&quot; a Clay Aiken, for example. The part I found funny was that they still called it &quot;F Marry Kill,&quot; even thoug they were now on satellite. </p><p><font size="2">We were doing F. marry kill in high school when Nixon was getting kicked out of the white house. Maybe Howard was doing it then too, but he wasn't on the air yet, at least not in DC. It is typical that he would probably take credit for creating this bit, as he does with everything else. As a far as this &quot;not being the right place&quot;, I thought this was the &quot;off topic&quot; category, and no offen<strong>c</strong>e bro, but who the fuck are you to detemine what is appropriate for this board? The people who contribute to this site have an amazing wit and brilliant sense of humor. I actually laugh out loud with many of the things that are &nbsp;written here, that ain't easy to do, including what you contribute. To see what this group would do with this type of bit was much anticipated, and actually got a few hilarious responses. I hope this board doesn't turn out to be like some other sites that allow only a certain mind set if you want to be part of their geek circle jerk, or that god damned secret society that I will never be a part of, alas.....</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 4-3-06 @ 10:23 AM</span>

[fezident]

<p>Ya know what always bothered me about this Stern bit?</p><p>They mispronounce it.</p><p>To this day; Howard STILL calls it &quot; f MERRY kill&quot; for some reason.&nbsp; It must be some kinda mental block for him.&nbsp; Then again...he pronounced a lot of words in strange ways.&nbsp; He says &quot;mussular&quot; instead of &quot;musCular&quot;&nbsp; and stuff like that.</p><p>Aaaanyway...back to the thread.&nbsp; I don't really wanna KILL too many people.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Except for&nbsp;Bruce Vilanch.</p>

[curtoid]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2"><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">It is typical that he would probably take credit for creating this bit, as he does with everything else. As a far as this &quot;not being the right place&quot;, I thought this was the &quot;off topic&quot; category, and no offen<strong>c</strong>e bro, but who the fuck are you to detemine what is appropriate for this board?</font> </font><p>You seemed offended by the lack of participation and I gave a personal thought why that was. </p><strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">Well, this idea went over like a fucking lead balloon. My humblest of apologies. It will be a while before another idiot notion by this contributor &nbsp;makes it onto these hallowed internet pages........</font>

[FezPaul]

<strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ya know what always bothered me about this Stern bit?</p><p>They mispronounce it.</p><p>To this day; Howard STILL calls it &quot; f MERRY kill&quot; for some reason.&nbsp; It must be some kinda mental block for him.&nbsp; Then again...he pronounced a lot of words in strange ways.&nbsp; He says &quot;mussular&quot; instead of &quot;musCular&quot;&nbsp; and stuff like that. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A New Yorker, currently living in Canada, is bothered by the way HS pronounces things.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[A.J.]

<p><img height="227" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/07/200px-F_murray_abraham_pd.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p><img height="302" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/692/000023623/flb.jpg" width="207" border="0" /></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="227" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/07/200px-F_murray_abraham_pd.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p><img height="302" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/692/000023623/flb.jpg" width="207" border="0" /></p><p>Exactly my point. This is a typical F-ing hilarious response.&nbsp; No pix found of F Scott Fitzgerald? </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 4-3-06 @ 3:18 PM</span>

[SinA]

Fuck Maryland

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br />Fuck Maryland <p>Maybe I misspoke. <em>Most </em>of the responses are hilarious. Some, such as this one, shows that some have the wit of a shit eating dog.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 4-3-06 @ 11:33 PM</span>

[SinA]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br />Fuck Maryland <p>Maybe I misspoke. <em>Most </em>of the responses are hilarious. Some, such as this one, shows that some have the wit of a shit eating dog.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 4-3-06 @ 11:33 PM</span> <p><img height="180" src="http://muextension.missouri.edu/explore/images/g02845fingerbit.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p><p>where ya from, joe?</p>

[El Mudo]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br />Fuck Maryland <p>Maybe I misspoke. <em>Most </em>of the responses are hilarious. Some, such as this one, shows that some have the wit of a shit eating dog.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 4-3-06 @ 11:33 PM</span><p></p>

I agree...

[torker]

<strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br /><p>To this day; Howard STILL calls it &quot; f MERRY kill&quot; for some reason.&nbsp; It must be some kinda mental block for him.&nbsp; Then again...he pronounced a lot of words in strange ways.&nbsp; He says &quot;mussular&quot; instead of &quot;musCular&quot;&nbsp; and stuff like that.</p>I think the &quot;mussular&quot; is because of a Joe Rogan bit they played all the time.