The Shania Twain Defense

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2006/03/28/drunk-driver-shania060328.html" target="_self">Those Wacky Canadians</a></p><p>&quot;On Monday, the judge drew on several psychiatric assessments in ruling that Brownlee was not criminally responsible for his actions because he suffers from delusions that celebrities such as Twain are communicating with him telepathically.&quot;</p>

[King Imp]

<p>I have delusions that Shania Twain is in my bed and I get to nail her every night. Can I use that as a defense if I ever commit a crime? </p>

[SatCam]

http://www.nndb.com/people/419/000025344/john-hink.jpg

"Jodie made me do it"

[FUNKMAN]

<p>too many molson fumes...</p>