Poop Shy

[ShelleBink]

I am poop shy, which makes taking a shit in my dorm bathroom dreadful.&nbsp; I don't know why I'm like this either, I mean, everyone poops, its not exactly anything to be too embarassed about.<br />

[AngelAmy]

<p>im the opposite, ill shit anywhere!&nbsp; I have this bad stomach problem (doctor thinks it may be IBS) where I have no choice but to sometimes run to the nearest bathroom before a big mess happens so I have gotten used to it.</p><p>this is a hot topic!</p>

[JamMaster]

Now I'm Starvin!

[A.J.]

There's nothing wrong with being poop shy.&nbsp; That's why I hate public bathrooms. You see (and hear) people at their most disgusting moment.&nbsp; I don't want to hear others, and I don't want others to hear me.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>in the Navy we had to poop with no door on the stall...&nbsp; no biggie</p><p>just remind yourself whenever you need to go that &quot;everybody does it&quot; and nobody's shit is ice cream...</p><p><img src="http://www.lindzi.com/special/eddie/eddie.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[ShelleBink]

i can poop in other people's bathrooms in their houses, apartments, whatever; that never bugged me.... i just hate hearing people i don't know and knowing they can hear a big echoey fart if i let one slip<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p> they can hear a big echoey fart if i let one slip<br /></p><p>very hot!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>this thread actually just gave me the urge. i'm gonna go drop a nice steamy one...</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p> they can hear a big echoey fart if i let one slip<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>very hot!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" /></p><p>this thread actually just gave me the urge. i'm gonna go drop a nice steamy one...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>im jealous.&nbsp; now im going to have to poop in ur house at the poker game hehehe&nbsp;</p>

[walking joint]

<p>my wife complains of the same thing and i have a real hard time understanding why.&nbsp; i don't care who is in the bathroom...if i have to shit, i'm going to shit.&nbsp; sometimes i even laugh to myself when i let out a good fart or a loud wet crap.</p><p>my wife will complain about how bad she has to go, but someone followed her into the bathroom so she couldn't.&nbsp; other then pee, what else do you do in there.&nbsp; just take the dump.&nbsp; </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>they can hear a big echoey fart if i let one slip<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>very hot!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>this thread actually just gave me the urge. i'm gonna go drop a nice steamy one...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>im jealous.&nbsp; now im going to have to poop in ur house at the poker game hehehe&nbsp;</p><p>i'll pick up some pot pourri</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br>i can poop in other people's bathrooms in their houses, apartments, whatever; that never bugged me.... i just hate hearing people i don't know and knowing they can hear a big echoey fart if i let one slip<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

I think you are so hot right now.

[ShelleBink]

Yea, usually Snoogans has to deal with my pooting... a lot of it too.<br />

[landarch]

<p>You aren't too uncomfortable with it to tell us all about it, so how bout this?</p><p>We're all faceless here on the board, for the most part.&nbsp; You're faceless in a bathroom stall with the door closed, too.&nbsp; If you have to go,&nbsp;maybe enter and leave with the bathroom empty.&nbsp; Even if you have to sit through someone else's mess, you can remain faceless.&nbsp; No need to be ashamed if no one knows who you are.</p>

[Mike Teacher]

I've worked at enough dive bars, a stall with a door is often a luxury; so no problem; anywhere anytime...

[Hottub]

<p>You shouldn't let it bother you Shelle.&nbsp; After all...</p><p><img src="http://photos5.flickr.com/5250255_169743f4cb.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[KC2OSO]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br />No need to be
ashamed if no one knows who you are.
<hr width="100%" size="2" /><img width="300" height="225" border="0" src="http://www.brooklyngirl.com/blog/images/07.217.2001_stall_shoes.jpg" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>There's always the old shoe factor.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>There once was a great, great man who was also mud shy.&nbsp; Over his entire life, he allegedly only crapped 3 times away from his home toilet.&nbsp; It was so bad that if he was going on vacation for a week, he would try to clean his&nbsp;system out before he left, and withhold the deuce for the entire period of the vacation.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2114" target="_self">That man's name was Hawk.</a>&nbsp; </p><p>...and now you know the <em>rest</em> of the story.</p>

[JPMNICK]

I am not that far off from Hawk in this regard. In college (i commuted) if i had to shit I would just drive home. And I would never shit at work or a friends house.

[reeshy]

It don't bother me....I'll shit anywhere....in my pants.....in your pants...no matter!!!!!<br />

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You aren't too uncomfortable with it to tell us all about it, so how bout this?</p><p>We're all faceless here on the board, for the most part. You're faceless in a bathroom stall with the door closed, too. If you have to go, maybe enter and leave with the bathroom empty. Even if you have to sit through someone else's mess, you can remain faceless. No need to be ashamed if no one knows who you are.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not very faceless in a dorm bathroom... everyone knows everyone on the floor, and i tend to not associate with any of them because i just dont have anything in common with them... and i dont want to be &quot;poop girl&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You aren't too uncomfortable with it to tell us all about it, so how bout this?</p><p>We're all faceless here on the board, for the most part. You're faceless in a bathroom stall with the door closed, too. If you have to go, maybe enter and leave with the bathroom empty. Even if you have to sit through someone else's mess, you can remain faceless. No need to be ashamed if no one knows who you are.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not very faceless in a dorm bathroom... everyone knows everyone on the floor, and i tend to not associate with any of them because i just dont have anything in common with them... and i dont want to be &quot;poop girl&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>Now you're the girl who doesn't poop.</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>luvafroshows</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You aren't too uncomfortable with it to tell us all about it, so how bout this?</p><p>We're all faceless here on the board, for the most part. You're faceless in a bathroom stall with the door closed, too. If you have to go, maybe enter and leave with the bathroom empty. Even if you have to sit through someone else's mess, you can remain faceless. No need to be ashamed if no one knows who you are.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Not very faceless in a dorm bathroom... everyone knows everyone on the floor, and i tend to not associate with any of them because i just dont have anything in common with them... and i dont want to be &quot;poop girl&quot; </p><p>Now you're the girl who doesn't poop.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and who's never there&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>The fact that public bathrooms are absolutely fucking filthy is the reason why I don't poop away from home.</p><p>&nbsp;I was only in a dorm for a year... amazingly enough, I don't think we ever had two people crapping in there at the same time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Shelle, if you want a tip... Run the shower.&nbsp; It'll give you cover.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>matty that a horrid idea since you will then have a mist of steamy shit</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I'm worried about Ed.</p><p>Anyone seen him?</p>

[sr71blackbird]

If I could make it a LAW, I would require that all stalls extend from floor to ceiling, so you cant see someone else in in the stall next to you, or out of it if you are in it, and Id make them soundproof!&nbsp; The way bathrooms are today is almost barbaric!&nbsp; Maybe if enough people felt this way, they would begin designing bathrooms for the poop and pee shy.&nbsp; Similarly, a person at&nbsp;one urinal should not be able to see the next person at the next urinal.&nbsp;

[SatCam]

Similarly, a person at one urinal should not be able to see the next person at the next urinal.
That completely defeats the purpose of urinals!

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Similarly, a person at one urinal should not be able to see the next person at the next urinal. That completely defeats the purpose of urinals! <p>Why?&nbsp; The only people who dont have a problem with close proximity excretory activity are homosexually active.</p>

[newport king]

<p>i try not to be obnoxious in public, where if i hear a monsterous wet throw up from my ass type fart, i'll try to hold or flush to drown out the sound.</p><p>and i never, ever fart in front of my lady. try to keep the romance up, but when i leave a suprise in the toilet i'm very embarassed. </p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Similarly, a person at one urinal should not be able to see the next person at the next urinal. That completely defeats the purpose of urinals! <p>Why?&nbsp; The only people who dont have a problem with close proximity excretory activity are homosexually active.</p><p>So wait...if you don't have a problem using a urinal, you're gay?</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Similarly, a person at one urinal should not be able to see the next person at the next urinal. That completely defeats the purpose of urinals! <p>Why?&nbsp; The only people who dont have a problem with close proximity excretory activity are homosexually active.</p><p>So wait...if you don't have a problem using a urinal, you're gay?</p><p>If you enter a bathroom to pee and see 3 urinals and the middle one is vacant and you do not take a stall, then yes, you are gay.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Sorry, I'm a man.&nbsp; I just pee.&nbsp; Sure, if I see a stall I'll usually take it just for the space but when you gotta pee, you whip it out and do it.&nbsp; You got something I aint seen before?&nbsp; I got news for ya, I'm looking at the wall, putting mine away and continuing my life.

[OGC]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2"><strong>Test yourself on unrinal etiquette </strong></font><a href="http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php" target="_blank"><font size="2"><strong>HERE</strong></font></a></p><p><font size="2"><strong /></font></p><p><font size="2"><strong>I only score 3 out of 6. I must be gay.</strong></font></p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Similarly, a person at one urinal should not be able to see the next person at the next urinal. That completely defeats the purpose of urinals! <p>Why?&nbsp; The only people who dont have a problem with close proximity excretory activity are homosexually active.</p><p>So wait...if you don't have a problem using a urinal, you're gay?</p><p>If you enter a bathroom to pee and see 3 urinals and the middle one is vacant and you do not take a stall, then yes, you are gay.</p><p>No, it just means you aren't painfully neurotic.&nbsp; edit: like Moe said, you look at the wall -- nothing gay about that.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 3-28-06 @ 7:36 PM</span>

[Reephdweller]

<p><img height="156" src="http://img.zazzle.com/www/graphics/tabs/homepageStewie.gif" width="215" border="0" /></p><p><font size="5"><strong>WHAT THE DEUCE!!!</strong></font></p><p>I've always had a problem with going in public restrooms. Up until a few months ago I never crapped at work and I've been there&nbsp;over 12 years. I'm fine in people's homes or hotel rooms or places where I have privacy, though public bathrooms just freak me out because they seem to filthy. I wish I had the ability to feel comfortable going anytime anywhere but I just don't. I pretty much deal with it until I get somewhere comfortable. It sucks but it is what it is.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I remember Ronnie saying a real man should be able to shit in a rusty bucket on the blue line at a hockey game.&nbsp; Absolutely cracked me up.&nbsp; </p><p>I guess I'm lucky in the fact that I'm incredibly regular; I shit a half hour after I wake up.&nbsp; You could set your watch to it.&nbsp; Very rarely do I have to use a public toilet, and if I do I line the hell out of the seat with TP.</p><p>Cooties scare me.&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>I love to pop away from home. As long as it is clean. Gas stations, rest stops, etc, absolutly not. But a hotel lobby, office building, hospital.&nbsp;&nbsp; Let it go and enjoy it!!</p><p>BTW, if you are in a clean public bathroom, and you let out a juicy butt-flappin' crap, you may hear a giggle.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You are probably sharing a restroom with Hottub!</p>

[Marc with a c]

shelle i believe kajagoogoo wrote a great song about being poo shy. you should check it out.

[Stankfoot]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">when I stay in a hotel I like to leave a loaf in the tub .....</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>maybe when you were a kid you got bit by a bug or something while going in a public place</p><p>if so you can basically say you're</p><p>&quot;once bitten and twice poop shy&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that joke stinks</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what the heck does &quot;once bitten and twice shy&quot; mean anyway?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>Stankfoot</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">when I stay in a hotel I like to leave a loaf in the tub .....</font></p><p>As long as it is not the Hottub, we are cool!</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I remember Ronnie saying a real man should be able to shit in a rusty bucket on the blue line at a hockey game.&nbsp; Absolutely cracked me up.&nbsp; </p><p>I guess I'm lucky in the fact that I'm incredibly regular; I shit a half hour after I wake up.&nbsp; You could set your watch to it.&nbsp; Very rarely do I have to use a public toilet, and if I do I line the hell out of the seat with TP.</p><p>Cooties scare me.&nbsp;</p><p>I'm the same way...make coffee, pour coffee, go to shitter, all within 20 minutes of waking up.</p>

[tele7]

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[Hottub]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>what the heck does &quot;once bitten and twice shy&quot; mean anyway?</p><p></p><p><img src="http://musicmp3.ru/bcovers/alb6041.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[ShelleBink]

the bathroom in the dorm is suprisingly cleaner than you'd expect... the cleaning lady comes every day at 10 am.&nbsp; actually, today she came in and started sweeping up around the stalls and that's when my poop decided it didn't want to come out.&nbsp; lately its just being here that makes me not poop.&nbsp; i can get the urge, but once i'm on the bowl, its like performance anxiety.&nbsp; i think i just miss my own bathroom at home where i have privacy and as much time as i want ((as well as a plethora of reading material))<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>ever hear of the constipated mathematician?</p><p>he worked it out with a pencil</p>

[tele7]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what the heck does &quot;once bitten and twice shy&quot; mean anyway?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://musicmp3.ru/bcovers/alb6041.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><img height="185" src="http://www.pmpnetwork.com/photos9/IanHunterofMotttheHoople.jpg" width="154" border="0" /></p><p>Stay away from Rhode Island</p>