View Full Version : NO means NO!!
scorpion
03-27-2006, 08:57 AM
<p><strong><font face="Arial" color="#003399" size="5"><a title="Girl Uses Hammer To Escape" href="http://www.onnnews.com/Global/story.asp?S=4666005&nav=menu241_2" target="_self">Girl Uses Hammer To Escape</a></font></strong><br /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by scorpion on 3-27-06 @ 12:58 PM</span>
Sheeplovr
03-27-2006, 09:00 AM
<p><img width="350" height="397" border="0" src="http://www.gazette.uwo.ca/2004/April/01/Pics/10A%20MC%20Hammer.jpg" /></p><p>Hammer? </p>
blakjeezis
03-27-2006, 09:09 AM
Can't touch this.
FUNKMAN
03-27-2006, 09:21 AM
<p>the quick-thinking teen found it in the man's car and used it to hit him in the groin. </p><p>rumor has it the guy was from Bangkok...</p>
torker
03-27-2006, 09:24 AM
<img height="514" src="http://www.michaeldante.com/photos/fredwilliamson.jpg" width="400" border="0" />
FUNKMAN
03-27-2006, 09:27 AM
<p>rumor has it the guys name was Hammer Claude Ballz</p><p>and went searching for it. That's when she felt the hammer </p><p>very hot!</p>
nevnut
03-27-2006, 02:01 PM
That guy needs to look into taking a "Bennington's Rape Prevention Prevention" course.
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 02:10 PM
<img height="436" src="http://arvindhxtreme.tripod.com/arvindhpictures/HHH_Pose_With_Sledge_Hammer.jpg" width="336" border="0" />
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 02:11 PM
<img height="200" src="http://www.connollyco.com/discography/peter_gabriel/sledgehammer7us.jpg" width="200" border="0" />
Judge Smails
03-27-2006, 02:16 PM
<p>"The doctor says I gotta get an ultrasound of my groin and balls."</p><p><img src="http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/sopranos_paulie.jpg" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 3-27-06 @ 7:25 PM</span>
SatCam
03-27-2006, 02:20 PM
Chances are that woodworking class came in handy when she needed to hammer his wood.
TheMojoPin
03-27-2006, 04:04 PM
<p>Man, movies really DO inspire violence...</p><p><img height="450" src="http://indyfilmfest.org/oldboy.jpg" width="760" border="0" /></p>
<img border="0" src="http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/wannatouchmyhammer.jpg" />
Bulldogcakes
03-27-2006, 04:12 PM
What a coincidence. I got hammered last friday, too. <br />
Sheeplovr
03-27-2006, 04:15 PM
<p><span class="postbody">Man, movies really DO inspire violence..</span></p><p>50 point bonus goes to Mr Mojopin for the Oldboy shout out well played<br />
</p>
FUNKMAN
03-27-2006, 04:18 PM
<p>rumor has it she turned his junk into a Freeway Jam...</p><p><img height="240" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00000258I.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>
torker
03-27-2006, 05:18 PM
If I had a hammer,<br />I’d hammer on your penis<br />I’d hammer in your nads,<br />All over your glans<br /><br /> <img height="138" src="http://www.hebrewhammer.com/AnimatedHammer.GIF" width="145" border="0" />
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 3-27-06 @ 9:25 PM</span>
FUNKMAN
03-27-2006, 05:22 PM
got away with help from a hammer. <p> </p><p>Police said the quick-thinking teen found it in the man's car and used it to hit him in the groin. </p><p></p><p>rumor has it it was a ball pein...</p>
bitterbuffalo
03-27-2006, 07:10 PM
<span class="postbody">
That guy needs to look into taking a "Bennington's Rape Prevention Prevention" course.</span><br /><p>Rape Prevention Prevention Training would have definitely picked up on this. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img width="250" height="335" border="0" src="http://www.personal.rdg.ac.uk/%7Esssogadr/afp/dwcon02/m080_cleavage-hammer.jpg" /><br /> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bitterbuffalo on 3-27-06 @ 11:12 PM</span>
Reephdweller
03-28-2006, 02:02 AM
<img height="147" src="http://www.sonicyouth.com/mustang/cc/sy061700.jpg" width="260" border="0" />
<img height="180" src="http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/hammer_a5.gif" width="217" border="0" />
FUNKMAN
03-28-2006, 05:48 AM
<p><img src="http://www.myfootshop.com/images/photos/conditions/hammer_toes2_marked.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="2">EWWWW!</font></strong></p>
SatCam
03-28-2006, 02:34 PM
http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~klio/im/weimar/pro-communist.jpg
furie
03-28-2006, 04:38 PM
Police said the girl told them she remembered a lesson from school to always search for a weapon in that kind of situation.
she needed to be taught that?
FUNKMAN
03-28-2006, 04:40 PM
<strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />Police said the girl told them she remembered a lesson from school to always search for a weapon in that kind of situation. she needed to be taught that? <p>she was probably a 'little' slow and they needed to hammer it into her head...</p>
SatCam
03-28-2006, 04:42 PM
she was probably a 'little' slow and they needed to hammer it into her head...
That's screwed up, man
http://www.maroftrades.com/images/screwdriver.gif
Death Metal Moe
03-28-2006, 04:44 PM
<img height="677" src="http://www.rockerssoft.com/brockers/images/what_no_means.jpg" width="450" border="0" />
FUNKMAN
03-28-2006, 04:45 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />she was probably a 'little' slow and they needed to hammer it into her head... That's screwed up, man <img src="http://www.maroftrades.com/images/screwdriver.gif" border="0" /> <p>maybe in school she needed to</p><p><img height="180" src="http://img.alibaba.com/img/product/10/61/60/10616055.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p><p>down and hit the books? i'm just sayin</p>
torker
03-28-2006, 05:08 PM
<p>Did he try and plier with alcohol and drugs?</p><p><img height="296" src="http://www.rockingham.k12.va.us/sound_sorting/initial_blends/pl/images/pliers.jpg" width="328" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
03-28-2006, 05:17 PM
<p>when the girl was aked whether she felt she got him right in the dick she said:</p><p>"<strong>yeah, I fucking</strong></p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=nail/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9gnMiSh7SlEyhAAoxKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdXNxYm JjBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDWVM3OV83NQ--/SIG=1211j4tvg/EXP=1143684897/*-http://daniel.shackelford.org/images/nail.jpg" border="0" /><strong><font size="7">ED</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="1">it"</font></strong></p>
<p> </p><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Did he try and plier with alcohol and drugs?</p><p><br />
</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Funny you should axe...</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.111.co.za/Gallery2005/images/Axe%2060x46.jpg" /> </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
keithy_19
03-28-2006, 05:40 PM
<p>She says no but her eyes say yes. </p>
FUNKMAN
03-28-2006, 05:45 PM
<p>when questioned the guy just stated "abducting little girls was just a</p><p><img height="250" src="http://www.toolspot.co.uk/products/Clamps/60Mm%20Clampon%20Vice%20Swivel%20Base.jpg" width="271" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>of his"</p>
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