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mendyweiss

03-24-2006, 07:28 AM

I need help. Been playing online poker, and alot of players are fuckin SLOW!!. I need a good one line to help pick up the pace. No cursing allowed.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ is a lame comeback need some RnF edge to get these fuckers to get movingThanks in advance!

TheRealEddie

03-24-2006, 07:31 AM

OMG ur s0 fkucNg sl0w N00b!!!1!1111!!1!

FUNKMAN

03-24-2006, 07:32 AM

"take your time" - got to use reverse psychology"take your time, i'm gonna go take a nice steamy dump""i'm gonna go bake a cake, be right back""if you were any slower you'd be playing backwards"

TheRealEddie

03-24-2006, 07:33 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: "i'm gonna go bake a cake, be right back"  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" />

FezPaul

03-24-2006, 07:36 AM

Take your time, I've almost accessed your credit card info.

Iamnotatool

03-24-2006, 07:42 AM

Take the caulk out of your mouth.

Tall_James

03-24-2006, 07:44 AM

"In the time its taken you to play this hand, famine has killed 320 children.  What's your problem - do you hate kids or something?"

This message was edited by Tall_James on 3-24-06 @ 11:44 AM

mendyweiss

03-24-2006, 07:51 AM

Getting some great ideas! You, your good you

FUNKMAN

03-24-2006, 07:54 AM

" are you elderly? "" i've got an extra set of reading glasses "

A.J.

03-24-2006, 08:15 AM

"Let's go -- while we're young!"  Never fails.<img height="321" src="http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_099.jpg" width="472" border="0" />

bobrobot

03-24-2006, 08:19 AM

SinA

03-24-2006, 08:42 AM

for every minute that passes, say "Poker? I don't even know 'er!"I don't think it ever gets old, but apparently other people do.

walking joint

03-24-2006, 08:53 AM

check raise or fold...its not hardwhere are the TV cameras?BORING!!!!!i usually play party poker, but sometimes i go to yahoo just to harass people.  i like to try to get the table admin to boot people.  i don't care how fast you play i'm constantly requesting boots.  funny how quick i can empty a full table.

JustJon

03-24-2006, 09:39 AM

"go bake yourself a cake and eat it"

ChimneyFish

03-24-2006, 11:54 AM

JustJon wrote: "go bake yourself a cake and eat it" I was going to take FunkMans' "I'm going to go bake a cake.." line, and just go with the "I'm going to go bake a cake and eat it." Same difference, though. Seriously, I'd go with Tall James' line, "In the time its taken you to play this hand, famine has killed 320 children.  What's your problem - do you hate kids or something?" . It's funny, because it's true.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

mendyweiss

03-24-2006, 11:59 AM

ChimneyFish wrote: JustJon wrote: "go bake yourself a cake and eat it" I was going to take FunkMans' "I'm going to go bake a cake.." line, and just go with the "I'm going to go bake a cake and eat it." Same difference, though. Seriously, I'd go with Tall James' line, "In the time its taken you to play this hand, famine has killed 320 children.  What's your problem - do you hate kids or something?" . It's funny, because it's true.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />Tall James it is tonight!

torker

03-24-2006, 12:47 PM

wee, wee, wee...boring

FUNKMAN

03-24-2006, 12:50 PM

" did your mom have any children that lived? "" long wait equals small weenie "

DarkHippie

03-24-2006, 01:05 PM

"did you die?"

SinA

03-24-2006, 01:07 PM

"give me all your... jacks"

Mike Teacher

03-24-2006, 01:39 PM

'Lemme go get my calendar so I can time this hand...'::crickets::

Stankfoot

03-24-2006, 01:59 PM

while I wait for you to make up your mind I'll just sit here and watch these ferns turn into coal ...

landarch

03-24-2006, 01:59 PM

I'm opening a bar by the name of "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear"That old gag.

Tall_James

03-24-2006, 02:33 PM

mendyweiss wrote: ChimneyFish wrote: JustJon wrote: "go bake yourself a cake and eat it" I was going to take FunkMans' "I'm going to go bake a cake.." line, and just go with the "I'm going to go bake a cake and eat it." Same difference, though. Seriously, I'd go with Tall James' line, "In the time its taken you to play this hand, famine has killed 320 children.  What's your problem - do you hate kids or something?" . It's funny, because it's true.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />Tall James it is tonight! Thanks Mendy.  For added emphasis, toss in the words "you cunt".

TheC0BRA

03-24-2006, 03:27 PM

Whenever anyone complains about slow play I just play slower.  Makes rm tilt quicker.

newport king

03-24-2006, 07:17 PM

"lets go speed bump""tell me what you have i'll tell you if you should call"

Marc with a c

03-24-2006, 07:23 PM

"i think all of us at the table would appreciate it if you could possibly play at a quicker pace.  if that is not possible that is fine. either way i still respect you as a human being."

Greggie44

03-24-2006, 08:31 PM

"I hope you're wearing a diaper."

PapaBear

03-24-2006, 08:33 PM

If you can send sound clips, send one of Dugout Doug saying "tick tock tick tock"

keithy_19

03-24-2006, 08:37 PM

"Oh God, somebody better be dead cause of this."

keithy_19

03-24-2006, 08:38 PM

"A kid with downs could play quicker then you."To far?

PapaBear

03-24-2006, 08:44 PM

"Did you see the Discovery channel special about the Three Toed Sloth?"

Billy Staples

03-25-2006, 04:18 PM

I useany day nowHello?  the cards aint changing the longer you look at themC,mon.....its only a buck already( or whateve amount)If i wanted a slower game I'd play chess (or golf)

bobrobot

03-25-2006, 05:09 PM

If i wanted a slower game I'd play chess (or golf)Or the Special Olympics<img height="550" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/specialolympics.jpg" width="500" border="0" />ZOOM!!!

This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-25-06 @ 9:11 PM