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Doctor Manhattan

03-15-2006, 10:04 AM

On August 18th 2006 the greatest film* of all time will open:Old Logo:<a href="http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/" target="_blank"><img height="136" src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7568/soap9gp.jpg" width="550" border="0" /></a>New Logo:<img height="228" src="http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/4660/soaplogo0ou.jpg" width="550" border="0" />On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes. <a href="http://members.cox.net/cousinken/Snakes_On_A_Plane.mp3" target="_blank">Audio Trailer</a> <a href="http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/" target="_blank"><img height="300" src="http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/3715/004l1la.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.snakesonaplanemovie.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/1/snakesonaplane59bn.jpg" border="0" /></a>I'd like to make this an official thread for the film that will change EVERYTHING...*Well, the greatest film title at least...

This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 3-17-06 @ 1:27 PM

JimBeam

03-15-2006, 10:11 AM

I saw parts of 2 movies with almost the same premise.One with bees and the other with giant scorpions.

Doctor Manhattan

03-15-2006, 10:14 AM

Yeah, but this one has SNAKES!<img src="http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9440/snakeandre14vb.jpg" border="0" />

Judge Smails

03-15-2006, 10:49 AM

FUNKMAN

03-15-2006, 11:23 AM

The snakes in spain stays mainly in the plane! looks a bit corny but who knows!

SatCam

03-15-2006, 11:25 AM

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2004/GayPlaneTail.jpg

Doctor Manhattan

03-15-2006, 11:25 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: The snakes in spain stays mainly in the plane! looks a bit corny but who knows! That is the sequel:<img height="270" src="http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/6479/soap25lf.jpg" width="600" border="0" />

This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 3-15-06 @ 4:12 PM

bobrobot

03-15-2006, 11:36 AM

looks a bit corny but who knows!  Corny snakes???<img height="199" src="http://www.grizzlyrun.com/Files/Images/Miscellaneous_Images/corn_Snake1.JPG" width="300" border="0" />I'll def go see it the day it comes out!!!Just imagine if William Castle produced this movie. He'd be letting snakes loose in the theater. Hmmm... betcha it happens...

This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-15-06 @ 3:47 PM

bobrobot

03-15-2006, 11:46 AM

Best snake movie ever...<img height="475" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00023P4V0.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" width="333" border="0" />Sssssss; A mad scientist turns his daughter's boyfriend into a King Cobra !!! It's not corny at all, Noooooo!!!

FUNKMAN

03-15-2006, 01:29 PM

the sequel to the sequel will beSnakes, Planes, Trains & Automobiles... those aren't pillows! yeah, and that's not my arm either,  NOOOOOOO!

bobrobot

03-16-2006, 03:53 AM

bobrobot

03-16-2006, 04:08 AM

A.J.

03-16-2006, 04:19 AM

bobogolem wrote: <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/snakesonaplane.jpg" border="0" /> "...AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!"

Furtherman

03-17-2006, 08:58 AM

Here's the trailer.<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aAkHGCuQT4" target="_blank">Snakes On A Plane!</a>Looks hilariously bad - but this will make a lot of money.

Death Metal Moe

03-17-2006, 09:06 AM

"Which plane is yours?""It's the one with the bad motherfuckin' snakes on it."

Judge Smails

03-17-2006, 09:25 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: "Which plane is yours?""It's the one with the bad motherfuckin' snakes on it."I like that.

bobrobot

03-17-2006, 09:47 AM

Do fries go w/ that snake?? Oooo Weeeee<img height="267" src="http://www.visionarydance.com/DwSnake.jpg" width="171" border="0" /><img height="383" src="http://www.pinkgypsy.com/snakes/snake1.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

03-17-2006, 09:48 AM

Snakes on a Plane was it a Boa 747... boo! i even admit that sucked

bobrobot

03-17-2006, 12:57 PM

was it a Boa 747... boo! i even admit that suckedI laughed !!!<img height="668" src="http://users.powernet.co.uk/mkmarina/indonesia/snake_1.jpg" width="492" border="0" />

booster11373

03-17-2006, 01:02 PM

It's good to see Sam Jackson getting a paycheck again.

monsterone

03-17-2006, 06:14 PM

bats on a submarine is soooo much better.

tele7

03-17-2006, 06:18 PM

Dogs with bees in their mouths....and when the dogs bark, the bees sting...             ...in the Space Shuttle

This message was edited by telecaster7 on 3-18-06 @ 3:05 AM

Death Metal Moe

03-17-2006, 06:24 PM

"Gerbils in Richard Gere's Hot Air Baloon"...sleeper hit of the summer my friends.  You heard it here, 1st.

tele7

03-17-2006, 06:32 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: "Gerbils in Richard Gere's Hot Air Baloon"...sleeper hit of the summer my friends.  You heard it here, 1st.  I saw the original "Habitrail Offender"

TheMojoPin

03-17-2006, 07:30 PM

Every day that goes by without this movie being out, I die a little bit more inside.I think if it's released and there actually aren't any snakes OR planes in the film, it'll be the most brilliant thing man has done or ever will do.

Billy Staples

03-17-2006, 08:04 PM

Snakes on a plane? who ya gonna call...  Snake Plisskin....greatest of all time <img height="180" src="http://www.hboasia.com/movie_media/2005032415410446463.jpg" width="141" border="0" />

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 3-18-06 @ 9:54 AM

FUNKMAN

03-17-2006, 08:38 PM

Billy Staples wrote: Shankes on a plane? who ya gonna call...  Snake Plisskin....greatest of all time <img height="180" src="http://www.hboasia.com/movie_media/2005032415410446463.jpg" width="141" border="0" />Snake Plisskin, meet the Cobra!<img src="http://lca.tabulas.com/subversiva2/stallone-cobra04.jpg" border="0" />

bobrobot

03-18-2006, 03:30 AM

Every day that goes by without this movie being out, I die a little bit more inside.  Remember "The Believers,"  Jimmy Smits' character died of a Voodoo curse that snakes would grow inside him & kill him?<img height="131" src="http://www.film.tv.it/imgbank/BOX/CR/00296003.JPG" width="200" border="0" />here's hoping...

This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-18-06 @ 7:31 AM

Furtherman

03-23-2006, 09:01 AM

Patches

03-23-2006, 09:27 AM

<img height="155" src="http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/181944_7.jpg" width="200" border="0" />"Would you give a snake a foot massage?""Nigga, you know snakes ain't got no feet.  Now put your game face on.  It's show time."

TheC0BRA

03-23-2006, 09:32 AM

I love flying!<img height="98" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/Curtis2073/Cobra185x207.jpg" width="110" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

03-23-2006, 12:38 PM

classic line from Tequila SunriseRaul JuliaOH, No, No, No! Under the circumstances she would have said anything...she would have fucked a snake!

ChimneyFish

03-24-2006, 12:25 PM

All kidding aside, the plot is bad enough, but they really couldn't come up with a better name for this dreck???? Two words - simply amazing.

Judge Smails

03-24-2006, 12:31 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: All kidding aside, the plot is bad enough, but they really couldn't come up with a better name for this dreck???? Two words - simply amazing. According to IMDB (so take it wih a grain of salt) Samuel L. Jackson loved the title and signed up.  But it was only meant to be a working title.  When the studio tried to change it to "Flight 121" (equally shitty in my opinion) Jackson threatened to back out, so it stayed "Snakes on a Plane"

Furtherman

03-24-2006, 12:40 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: All kidding aside, the plot is bad enough, but they really couldn't come up with a better name for this dreck???? Two words - simply amazing. The name is a big selling point.  In fact, it IS the point.  Maybe Bite Flight could have worked as well...  but the name alone will get huge press and they've already ordered some reshoots to get an R ratings - more violence, nudity and Sam Jackson saying "I want the motherfucking snakes off this montherfucking plane!"This is open #1 at the box office and make a boatload of money.

FUNKMAN

03-24-2006, 12:43 PM

According to IMDB (so take it wih a grain of salt) Samuel L. Jackson loved the title and signed upmaybe he thought it was a 'dark comedy'?oh snap

Furtherman

03-31-2006, 10:20 AM

<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060330/ap_on_fe_st/snake_attack" target="_blank">Snakes In A Car!</a>

Tenbatsuzen

03-31-2006, 10:25 AM

FUNKMAN wrote:  According to IMDB (so take it wih a grain of salt) Samuel L. Jackson loved the title and signed up maybe he thought it was a 'dark comedy'?oh snap  That was Soul Plane.

JustJon

03-31-2006, 11:30 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: According to IMDB (so take it wih a grain of salt) Samuel L. Jackson loved the title and signed up maybe he thought it was a 'dark comedy'?oh snap That was Soul Plane.   That implies that there was humour involved in Soul Plane

PapaBear

04-05-2006, 04:36 PM

I can't wait for this movie to come out. I almost never go to the theater, but I sure as hell will for this one!<a href="http://hucksblog.blogspot.com/2005/08/snakes-on-motherfucking-plane.html" target="_self">Interesting blog about the film...</a>In fact, during the two or three days that precedes my phone call with the studio, I become obsessed with the concept. Not as a movie. But as a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens" falls my new zen koan "Snakes on a Plane". WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. " ME: "Snakes on a Plane..." DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while." ME: "Snakes on a Plane..." WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again." You get the picture.

Marc with a c

04-05-2006, 04:38 PM

WIFE: Honey what is going wrong with your career?

Hosp

04-06-2006, 09:22 PM

Too bad their original idea of eels on an elevator couldn't convey the same tension.

Marc with a c

07-16-2006, 10:18 AM

and you laughed.<h1 class="Headline">Poisonous Snake Found On Plane To Amsterdam</h1><a href="http://www.wgal.com/news/9511549/detail.html">http://www.wgal.com/news/9511549/detail.html</a>sequel anyone?

fezident

08-08-2006, 07:00 AM

Here's a cool little way to market the movie.<a href="http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/">http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/</a> This will probably catch on.

FUNKMAN

08-08-2006, 07:13 AM

soon to be in theaters        Jakes On A Crane<img src="http://dsf.chesco.org/chesco/lib/chesco/building_new/images/construction/man_on_crane_small.jpg" border="0" />

Fezticle98

08-08-2006, 07:14 AM

Any guesses on how much Snakes on a Plane will pull in at the box office?

mikeyboy

08-08-2006, 07:17 AM

fezident wrote: Here's a cool little way to market the movie.<a href="http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/">http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/</a> This will probably catch on.  I sent it to myself on my cell phone.  It's a little disturbing how easily they were able to make it seem like the call was coming from my apartment.

fezident

08-08-2006, 07:23 AM

HA!I tried to send one FROM Fez TO Mikeyboy and post it here but, I couldn't get it to say either of your names.

Tenbatsuzen

08-08-2006, 07:27 AM

I'm looking forward to Snakes on a Shain. <img width="50" height="50" border="0" src="http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_avatars/ACFE294.gif" />

Contra

08-09-2006, 01:32 PM

It looks so ridiculous I have to see it! Anything featuring a bad ass Samuel L I'm down for watching.

FUNKMAN

08-09-2006, 01:39 PM

the sequel will be geared towards the plumbing crowd, it will be calledSnaking The Drain<img src="http://www.geocities.com/saldnm/snaking_a_drain_line.gif" border="0" />                                        OOOh Scary!

stickyfingers

08-09-2006, 02:09 PM

I loved the one where they held AA meetings on flights: Shakes on a Plane

Fallon

08-09-2006, 08:28 PM

fezident wrote: Here's a cool little way to market the movie.<a href="http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/">http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/</a> This will probably catch on.   I just found out about that. Too bad I have to wait until tommorow to use it. It'd be funnier to have that call at midnight.

LordJezo

08-18-2006, 04:17 AM

So..It's time.Who's seen it and who's going to see it?

bobrobot

08-18-2006, 05:02 AM

I'm def seeing this mess TODAY, then it's off to the Fanex Convention, Hunt Valley, MD, where this will no doubt be the talk of the convention!!! (I'm thinkin of goin in wearing a rubber snake, shhh... don't tell nobody...)<img height="360" src="http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/645/645493/snakes-on-a-plane-20050825000614526-000.jpg" width="450" border="0" />"Is that a snake in yer pants, or are ya glad to see me???"

This message was edited by bobogolem on 8-18-06 @ 9:03 AM

LordJezo

08-18-2006, 09:50 AM

My report on the movie:IT ROCKS I was thinking it was going to be some stupid Airplane style movie or USA Networks made for TV garbage. NOPE. It was an awesome movie with a bunch of snakes on a plane, was pretty dark and serious most of the time, but in an amusing way that puts a big grin on your face. Mr. Jackson was great in it, as was everyone else. No real complaints at all. It flowed at a good pace and kept you interested the whole time. It had its amusing moments that made you laugh but it wasnt over the top goofy comedy.Go see this movie. 

This message was edited by LordJezo on 8-18-06 @ 1:56 PM

Bill From Yorktown

08-18-2006, 09:59 AM

I think you guys have snakes on the brain.... (carcrash)

Doctor Manhattan

08-18-2006, 10:01 AM

radio physic:<img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8864/academyawardtf3.jpg" border="0" />

PapaBear

08-18-2006, 12:01 PM

It was an awesome movie with a bunch of snakes on a plane,Wait... let me get this straight. The snakes are actually ON the plane?

Tenbatsuzen

08-18-2006, 12:30 PM

THERE'S POSSUMS IN THE BANK

Snoogans

08-18-2006, 12:36 PM

i, personally, think this movie kicks ass. Havent seen it though

PapaBear

08-18-2006, 12:38 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: THERE'S POSSUMS IN THE BANK  Quite likely. They opened this movie on more screens than any R rated movie in history.

Bulldogcakes

08-18-2006, 05:27 PM

I cant wait for the sequel <img border="0" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiCTaOZE0twAKCmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1299f3orl/EXP=1156037139/**http%3a//www.poopreport.com/Images/BMnewswire/snake.jpg" />

TheMojoPin

08-18-2006, 08:52 PM

The only way this movie could be any more fun is if anyone bitten by the snakes somehow turns into a zombie.And pirates take over the plane.I smell sequel!

Tenbatsuzen

08-18-2006, 08:59 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: The only way this movie could be any more fun is if anyone bitten by the snakes somehow turns into a zombie.And pirates take over the plane.I smell sequel!   You're right.  The only thing that SLJ can top himself with is him vs. Zombies. "THE N***** DIES IN THE END?  NOT THIS GOD-DAMN TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!"

docgoblin

08-19-2006, 02:53 PM

I probably won't see "Snakes On A Plane." The movie I'm really looking forward to is:********* <img border="0" src="http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6041/dinosonarkft5.jpg" />"Baby Dinosaurs On An Ark" 

This message was edited by docgoblin on 8-19-06 @ 6:55 PM

lleeder

08-19-2006, 03:03 PM

If Fez and Andre were on this plane who would be more terrified? Andre because of the snakes or Fez because of the plane?

lleeder

08-19-2006, 04:11 PM

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdSUrtFdXUQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdSUrtFdXUQ</a>Check out this buttery beat

fezident

08-19-2006, 05:05 PM

Show any good previews before S.O.A.P?  The buzz around this movie so damn big, I would think that studios would be killng each other  to get a few good teasers in front of it.

OGC

08-19-2006, 05:11 PM

There's Beavers on the bus.....<img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1531/beaverusersystembusea4.jpg" border="0" />Imagine the possibilities for the porn version