"You smell like crap!" "Why, thank you!"

[torker]

<p><a href="http://www.cosmeticsdesign.com/news/ng.asp?n=66297-sekisui-chemical-cow-dung-vanillin-fragrance" target="_blank"><strong><font size="4">Scientists extract vanilla fragrance from cow dung</font></strong><br /></a></p><p></p><p>Last year major fragrance players such as Givaudan reported that lower market prices for vanillin had hits its performance during the course of 2005, as increased supplies from Madagascar contributed to a lowering of the market price for the commodity. </p><p>This problem has led to the big fragrance companies developing a range of synthetic vanillin fragrances, but with the rise in demand for naturally-derived ingredients combined with the sourcing problems, researchers have been chasing other ways to develop the extract. </p><p>Although the researchers say that the bi-product could not be used in food, they claim the chemical make up of the compound is exactly the same as vanilla bean-derived vanillin.</p><p></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

You just can't let me have anything, can you Torker?

[torker]

I luv ya. (in an Internet messageboard kinda way)&nbsp;

[SatCam]

So what you're saying here is, moe's desk actually smells like shit?

[tele7]

So now the worst way to die is to&nbsp;fall onto&nbsp;Moes desk?&nbsp; I'm utterly confused.

[Death Metal Moe]

Thanks Torker.&nbsp; Thanks a lot.

[torker]

<p>Do you use a chair or a stool at your desk?</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

A chair.

[GwEnYpOo]

<p><strong><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="6">best thread ever.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Tahoma" size="6" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Tahoma" size="6" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Tahoma" size="6" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Tahoma" size="6" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Tahoma" size="6">love you moe. :&nbsp; )</font></strong></p>

[torker]

<p>I'm gonna make you a stool.</p><p><img height="404" src="http://www.tribuneindia.com/2001/20010925/photos/images/24photo13.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[tele7]

<img height="199" alt="poop candle" src="http://dlandmagic.homestead.com/files/candle.jpg" width="270" border="0" />

[Death Metal Moe]

Don't bother, I like my chair.

[FUNKMAN]

what are they gonna name it?&nbsp;&nbsp; Chanel No2

[FUNKMAN]

<p>what are they gonna name it?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://www.anothertimevintageapparel.com/images/stock_YP_a.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[A.J.]

I always knew cows think their shit don't stink.

[JamMaster]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />what are they gonna name it?&nbsp;&nbsp; Chanel No2 <p>I just snarfed my juice all over my laptop....lol</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>what are they gonna name it?&nbsp;</p><p>Deuce Juice</p><p>edit: or just Deuces</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 3-10-06 @ 2:15 PM</span>

[J.Clints]

<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;MMMMMMMM COW DUNG

[torker]

<img height="200" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/dingleberryssss.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

[Jennitalia]

<p>Poop!</p><p><img height="212" src="http://www.junebughunter.net/images/beavis.jpg" width="168" border="0" /></p>

[torker]

<p>I always knew he was derived from shit.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="188" src="http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/v/vanilla_ice/vanillaice.jpg" width="176" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Word to your utter</p>